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Subject: STORY:  "Too Hot To Think" by Buck Naked
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Hi, all...

This is a first posting to the group.  Hope it's worth de-lurking.  You 
be the judge.  And, of course, this is my official psuedonym for the 
group... Buck Naked.

"Too Hot To Think"

	Jake tried everything -- pacing, stretching, rocking back and 
forth... but nothing could take his mind off how much his legs hurt.  It 
wasn’t even a particular problem spot that he could work on, since the 
dull ache kept moving.  First it was in his ankles, then his calves, 
then the fronts of his thighs.  He knew the answer to the problem, but 
it was the one thing he couldn’t do.  Jake needed a new job.

	For the past six months, he’d been working as a petitioner 
outside grocery stores all over Southern California.  He was carrying 
four different issues, all of which paid out at seventy-five cents per 
signature.  They were all pretty good issues... the medical use of 
marijuana for AIDS patients, raising the minimum wage, creating term 
limits for members of Senate and the House, and creating a job program 
that would replace welfare in the state.  Jake felt good about carrying 
them and getting people to sign for them.  In the end, though, feeling 
good didn’t pay the bills, and Jake would have carried a petition to 
kill all third born children in the state if it earned him $3.00 for 
every person he stopped.  With an average of 120 people per day, the 
money was almost worth all the constant little aches and pains.  Almost.

	The things that really wore on him were the store managers who 
tried to make his job even harder, or the eight hours of direct sunlight 
every day, or the mind numbing tedium of it all.  He was smarter than 
the job ever let him be.  He knew it.  He just had no ambition at the 
moment, no specific drive in any direction.  Jake had drifted into this 
job like he drifted into everything else.  Now he was feeling that urge 
to drift again, and fighting it was only making him miserable.

	It wasn’t quite so bad when he was moving from store to store, 
working a new location every day.  For three straight weeks, though, six 
days a week, he’d been outside the same damn Ralph’s, staring out at the 
same damn parking lot, eating his lunch at the same damn McDonald’s 
across the same damn street.  He was sick of it, but his pleas for 
change fell on deaf ears (as usual) with his boss Angelo, and Jake was 
beginning to go a little crazy.

	He hated the fact that he was starting to know the store’s 
rhythms and recognize the regular customers.  There was one old guy who 
showed up every day at noon, always dressed exactly the same in a tweed 
jacket that might have been nice at one point in its very long and 
evidently very hard life.  The old guy would plant himself on a bench by 
the door and carry on a running conversation with absolutely no one, 
broken only by short spells in which he would frantically fiddle with 
his crotch.  Jake had a hell of a time stopping customers once they’d 
gotten a glimpse of the old guy in full fiddle mode, and did his best to 
divert people’s attention before it became a problem.

	There was another regular, a sweet-faced semi-retarded kid in 
his late teens who came by every afternoon.  Jake hadn’t figured out yet 
how the kid got there or where his money came from, since he was always 
dressed in the same filthy clothes, but it was obvious that the staff of 
the store had adopted him.  The deli sandwiches he bought were always 
piled extra high, the fruit he selected (or which was selected for him) 
was always picture perfect, ripe and just the right size.  They would 
always refill his drinks for free.  Jake kind of liked the kid, too, 
since people were always more willing to stop when he was out front, 
that day’s lunch still fresh on his face and his shirt, his permanent 
glowing smile fixed in place.  It wasn’t the kid or the old man or the 
toothless couple with the grubby kids or the hippy looking guy with the 
pet wolf or the leathery looking Mexican bum that bothered him.  It was 
the fact that he felt attached, part of a schedule.  Jake had never been 
good at standing still.

	Especially in heat.  Jake had left Arizona, where he’d grown up, 
to get away from heat.  For a while, he’d lived in Seattle and other 
small towns along the Canadian border, desperate to stay away from heat. 
Gradually, though, California had exerted some mysterious pull on him, 
and he’d found himself drifting down the Pacific coast.  San Francisco, 
Santa Cruz, Santa Barbara, and finally Los Angeles itself.  He’d timed 
it wrong, though, starting the petition drive just in time to catch the 
full brunt of a brutal heat wave that kept daily temperatures in the low 
100’s.  With Jake stuck on an asphalt anvil, the sun beating on him 
without mercy on a daily basis.  He’d burned his first day out, so bad 
he blistered and got the shivers.  He needed the money, though, and had 
to stay out in it, letting the blisters burn off the second and third 
days, finally letting it all mellow into something between a burn and a 
tan, a sort of weathering that left his skin dark and tough.  He felt 
himself leave his body some days, the heat got to be so bad, and he 
would go into autopilot as his mind did its best to focus on mountain 
streams, icy from snow runoff, himself up to the waist in the frigid 
rushing current.  It worked some days.  Some days it didn’t.  Either 
way, it bordered on the intolerable.

	There was one thing that made it all worth while, though.  One 
thing besides the money.  One thing that kept him from turning in all 
his petitions one night, hopping in his Jeep, and simply getting on the 
nearest freeway.  Jake had been trying his damnedest to deny that he was 
hooked, but all his efforts came up short.  He had to admit it to 
himself and simply deal with the consequences.

	He kept coming back for her.

	She was one of the cashiers, a pretty girl in her early 
twenties.  Short hair, the most inviting shade of strawberry blonde.  
She carried herself like she had no faith in the warmth of her smile or 
the curves of her body or the secret invitation in her eyes.  The first 
time Jake saw her, though, he knew.  He read her name, “RENE,” off her 
nametag, and a private thrill raced through him.  Jake had been with 
women before, enough that it didn’t seem terribly important to him one 
way or another, but he’d never made the effort to be with one.  When he 
looked at Rene, though, he felt the urge to finally make that effort 
stab at him, sharp and sudden.  As weeks went by, it got stronger, until 
he knew he had to do something about it.

	Knowing you have to do something and actually doing that thing 
are very separate issues, though.  Jake had no idea how to approach her. 
His few feeble attempts at flirting with her while in line never seemed 
to pay off.  She was friendly to every customer in that same detached, 
impersonal way.  Jake didn’t believe she even really saw him when he 
spoke to her.  He was another face, just another handful of items to 
ring up.  He knew in his rational mind that he should just add her face 
to the catalog of minor heartbreaks that he, like every man, carried 
around.  But somehing kept him from completely giving up.

	After twenty solid minutes of people saying “no” to him, and 
after realizing how much wandering his mind was doing, Jake decided to 
take a break.  He set his backpack, with his petitions and his pens and 
the newspaper all tucked inside, on one of the tables around the side of 
the store, the onaly oasis of shade to be seen, then ducked inside to 
buy a drink.  Jake was a Coke man.  To him, there was nothing finer than 
that first ice cold sweet caffiene rush when he cracked a new bottle 
open.  While paying, he looked at every checkout line, hoping for a 
glimpse of Rene.  No luck, though.  He walked out of the store, sure she 
wasn’t working that day.

	She was sitting at the table he’d left his bag on, eating ice 
cream directly from a Ben and Jerry’s container.

	Jake picked up his bookbag, mumbled a half apology for no good 
reason, then started to walk away.
	
	“You don’t have to move,” she said, not even looking up.  That 
stopped him in his tracks.
	
	“Excuse me?”

	“You don’t have to move your bag.  There’s enough shade for both 
of us.”  He set his bag back down as she put the top back on her ice 
cream.  “Besides, your bag was here before I was.  If anyone has to 
move, it’s me.”

	“No,” said Jake, finally daring to drop into a chair across from 
her.  “You’re fine where you are.”

	She smiled and something seemed to tighten in his chest as he 
recognized her real smile, a thousand times brighter than the polite one 
she spared for customers all day.  “I’m Rene,” she said, holding out her 
hand to him.

	Jake shook it, fighting off his impulse to kiss it instead.  
“Jake.”

	“You’ve been here a lot recently, haven’t you?”

	“Yes...”

	“I’ve noticed.”

	As easily as that, they fell into a conversation, a long one, 
the kind people customarily have on first dates, in which both parties 
catalog likes and dislikes, compare life experiences, and generally 
determine if the person staring across that overpriced meal at them is 
one that they want to spend more time with or not.  Jake had been part 
of enough of those conversations to know a good one from a bad.  What 
impressed him most about that conversation with Rene was how much better 
it was than even the best of the others.  It was like they had a script 
they were following for some perfect Hollywood version of a chance 
encounter.  Her fifteen minute break stretched to a half hour, then a 
whole hour.  Finally, her manager came out to find her, his irritation 
only enhanced by the fact that she was talking to a petitoner.

	“Ray, relax...”

	“I would, Rene, but I missed my break since someone selfishly 
abandoned her post all day.”

	“Fine.  I’m coming in now.”  Rene stood as Ray, evidently 
placated, went back inside.  She watched him go, then turned back to 
Jake.  Picking up one of his pens, she took his hand and turned it palm 
up.  “I’m sorry about that...”

	“Don’t be.  You’re working.”

	“That’s right.  Rub it in.”  She laughed as she scribbled a 
phone number on Jake’s suddenly damp palm.  “I’ll be off tonight after 
seven.  Call me?”

	He was surprised she bothered phrasing it as a question.

	* * *

	Looking up at her apartment building, Jake wondered again if he 
was caught in some sort of hyperrealistic dream.  It was a cool evening 
out, startlingly so after the oppressive heat of the afternoon, and Jake 
was dressed in new clothes, freshly shaved and showered.  He half 
expected the phone number she gave him to be a fake.  When she’d 
answered on the second ring, he’d almost cheered.  She invited him to 
drop by that evening, and this time he was sure the address would be no 
good.  However, when he rang up to apartment 309, it was her voice that 
answered.  She invited him up and buzzed him in.  It took all of his 
self-restraint not to run.

	She answered the door wearing shorts and a sweater.  She was 
barefoot, her hair still wet from a shower.  Jake caught a whiff of a 
peach scent as he moved past her.  Was it his imagination or did she 
stand so close on purpose, making him brush past her to get in?  He took 
a quick inventory of her place as she locked up behind him.  Nice.  
Subtle taste, even if it wasn’t expensive.  Ikea everywhere.  He 
approved.

	“You sure got here quick,” she said, her voice coming so close 
to him that he could feel warm breath on his ear.  A tiny shiver of 
arousal raced up his spine and he made himself step away from her as he 
turned to answer.  He thought that he saw her smile to herself as he 
did.

	“It was closer than I thought.  I just hopped on the 101, and 
pow, here I am.”

	“I’m glad.”  She motioned at her couch, a deep leather sectional 
with room for five.  “Sit down.  Can I get you a drink?”

	“Whatever you’re having.”  He sank down into the sofa, watching 
her vanish into the kitchen.  There was a large rotating CD rack next to 
the couch, so he scanned some of the titles.  Some of them, he would 
have guessed just by talking to her... Van Morrison, Counting Crows, 
Sting, Sarah McLachlan, Enya.  Other titles surprised him and hinted at 
mysteries to be unravelled within Rene... Tool, John Zorn, early Sonic 
Youth, some German industrial bands he’d never heard of.  And blues.  
Lots of Billie Holiday.  Some Edith Piaf.  Patsy Cline.  Sad ladies, sad 
songs.  He was so engrossed he didn’t hear her come back into the room. 
 She put an ice cold glass against the back of his neck, just brushing 
him with it.  He jumped, almost knocking it out of her hands.  The sweet 
sound of her laughter diffused his momentary flare of anger before it 
could even get started.

	“I’m sorry,” she managed amidst the laughs.  “You were just so 
intent... you looked so serious...”  She handed over the drink.  A Coke, 
on ice.  She hadn’t even asked.  She’d just known.

	Jake had no idea what to say, so he took a sip of the drink, 
creating a moment of silence so he could collect himself, come up with 
some pithy something to set the mood.

	He needn’t have bothered.  “You know, I’m not in the habit of 
bringing home strange men from the grocery store,” Rene said.

	“How do you know I’m strange?”

	“The same way I knew you drank Coke.  I pay attention.  I 
remember details.  I’m a great observer.”

	“Really?  Me, too.  I get a lot of chance to practice standing 
in front of that store... I get to watch people coming and going, listen 
in on snippets of conversation... you learn a lot about people.”

	“You remember everything, or just the things that interest you?”
	
	“Everything.”

	She licked her lips, leaned in closer.  “Okay, then... tell me 
what you remember about the Brinks’ truck.”

	Immediately, an alarm went off internally for Jake.  Brinks 
Security was one of the big name security companies that made pickups at 
grocery stores.  He saw them in front of every store he worked, normally 
at the midpoint of the day.  Two guys would get out of the truck, each 
from a separate door.  They would enter the store, each of them resting 
one hand on the butt of a gun.  They’d make the pickup from the 
manager’s office, only one of them actually going in while the other 
watched for trouble.  Then they’d return to the truck, always keeping 
those guns at the ready.  The guy with the money would get in the truck 
first, and then the other one would resnap his holster and climb in the 
truck as well.  During all of this, there were two other Brinks guys who 
never even got out of the truck, a driver and a guy in the back.  Jake 
knew better than to appear too interested in the comings and goings of 
the Brinks guys, since they obviously weren’t kidding around.  He was 
greatly disturbed to hear Rene bring them up.

	“Why?”

	She moved closer to him on the couch, that million watt smile 
practically hypnotizing him.  He could feel a net closing around him, 
and he made no effort to escape.  “I’m curious.”

	“I... I don’t think that’s the kind of thing it pays to be 
curious about.”

	Rene’s hand was on his leg.  He could feel it, even through his 
pants, as if she were burning.  She moved the hand up the inside of his 
leg, and he could feel every place she touched, marking her passage by 
coming alive.  Her eyes never lost his as she brushed her hand against 
the outline of his stiffening cock.  “I think it just might pay.  I 
think that’s what makes it interesting, Ray.”

	Angel’s fingers on his zipper, Ray felt his brain spinning away 
from him.  A sudden tug, the hand inside, and there was blue fire racing 
up his spine, electric signals sending panicked messages to his brain as 
a feather touch slides along his full length, freeing him to the cool 
air of the apartment.

	Rene leaned in, kissed him fiercely.  Ray couldn’t breathe, and 
that swimming feeling threatened to simply overwhelm him, drag him down. 
 He felt an animal moan rise up, burst like a bubble, and he heard 
himself, heard the drunk-force lust in his voice.  Her grip tightened 
around him as he pulled her against him, her soft giving way to his 
hard.

	His hands raced over her, trying to memorize every inch, trying 
to find some sweet place to simply sink in and take grip.  He felt fine 
muscles pulled taut in her back as she slipped her shirt off.  Her tight 
heart-shaped ass fit perfectly into his hands, allowing him to lift her 
onto his lap.  She rubbed against his exposed shaft with some tricky hip 
twitch that almost made him buck her off again.  This whole time, she 
kept kissing him, practically inhaling him.  He was dizzy, and felt like 
everything was moving too fast, like he’d missed some scene, but the 
sensations that surrounded him submerged those apprehensions, and he 
simply gave himself over to her.

	Tossing her back onto the couch, he stood up.  The smile was 
gone from her face now, replaced by something much more intense.  She 
had lost her lavender-laced bra, and her small pert breasts were exposed 
to him.  Pale, topped with tiny pink-bud nipples, they were enough to 
give him pause.  He dropped his pants, then fell to his knees, sucking 
one of those nipples into his mouth, taking it between his teeth, biting 
gently and drawing it further in at the same time.  He could feel the 
bud stiffen under his tongue’s quick flicks, and he kissed the swell of 
her breast, kissing around it, trying to take the whole thing in at 
once.

	Rene grabbed his hair, hard, and pulled his head back, pressing 
him down again to her other breast.  He continued to bite and suck, his 
aim rewarded by tiny shudders that ran up Rene, shaking her enough that 
Ray had to smile.

	He reached down and started to undo her shorts, but she pushed 
his hand away.  “No, no... you’re already undressed.  Why don’t you just 
sit back?”

	She pushed Ray back, onto the couch, and looked down at him, a 
wicked new smile on her face.  This smile was Ray’s favorite so far, 
since it promised something carnal.  The promise was quickly delivered 
on when Rene moved down and kissed the tip of Ray’s cock.  Her single 
kiss was followed by another, her mouth open slightly wider.  Her third 
bob and she actually let the head of Ray’s prick pass her lips, where 
she held it.  Ray marvelled at the light heat of her tongue as it 
tickled him, the slightest sensation made more intense due to his total 
focus on it.  Slowly, Rene opened her mouth wider, a little at a time, 
letting Ray ease in, until she finally was holding his entire length in 
her mouth, her tongue still busy, still working, the sensation almost 
too much for him to bear.

	Rene lifted her head, and Ray slid from her mouth, a choked 
sound of disappointment squeaking out of him involuntarily.  “You like 
that, Ray?”

	“Oh, god... yes...”

	“I like it, too.”  And just like that, she went back to work on 
him, with energy this time, nothing subtle about the vigor with which 
she sucked him, licking his balls between pumps of her head.  Ray could 
barely take ten full deep strokes before he felt his sack tighten and 
Rene’s mouth was suddenly filled with the most jizz Ray could remember 
producing.  She never missed a beat, though, catching his whole load 
with no problem.  She looked up as she did it, too, her eye contact the 
final thing that sent him up, out of his body, once and for all.

	* * *

	And he continued to be with her.  Every night for two weeks, 
they got together for dinner at her house.  Some nights they watched TV, 
some nights they played music and talked.  Other nights, it was simply 
that pure, simple animalistic fucking that did something permanent to 
Jake, that rearranged him in some crucial way, finally throwing open 
some breaker he didn’t even know existed, rewiring him to work better, 
to feel better, to simply be better.  Jake called it love before she 
did, but she said it soon enough, and it felt real.  Jake was happy.  
Jake was able to put out of his mind the question she’d asked him that 
first night so completely that when she finally brought it up again 
weeks later, he had no recall of the first hesitant moment they’d shared 
discussing it.

	They were in her bed, still basking in each other’s glow, when 
she rolled over, cupping him and idly stroking him with one hand, 
looking him in the eyes.  “Jake... are you happy here?”

	“What do you think?”

	“I think you are.  I know I am.  I love this... this time we’ve 
had here.  It’s been special, hasn’t it?”

	“As special as anything I’ve ever had.”

	“If there was a way for us to make sure that we could have this 
forever, would you do it?”  He took a moment before answering, checking 
to see if there was a joke behind those green eyes, seeing none.

	“Depends on what it is.”

	“So there are limits to how much you love me, then...”  He could 
feel her pull away, the space between their bodies seeming suddenly 
larger, cooler.

	“No... there aren’t.”

	“Then why does it depend?  If there are no limits to your love, 
then there should be no limits to what you’d do for me.”

	He felt impaled, trapped, and knew that he’d sooner chew his leg 
off give up five minutes with her.  He knew full well what it would cost 
him to answer, but he did anyway.  “There are no limits.  It doesn’t 
depend.  Whatever it is, if it meant I’d be with you, I’d do it.”

	Her smile told him he’d answered correctly.  Her body told him 
how correct.

	* * *

	Jake tried everything -- pacing, stretching, rocking back and 
forth... but nothing could take his mind off how much his legs hurt.  It 
wasn’t even a particular problem spot that he could work on, since the 
dull ache kept moving.  First it was in his ankles, then his calves, 
then the fronts of his thighs.  He knew the answer to the problem, but 
it was the one thing he couldn’t do.  Jake wanted the goddamn Brinks 
truck to arrive.

	It was a Monday morning, and the entire weekend’s take was going 
to be picked up.  Jake knew his role in the job to come, and just wanted 
to be done with it.  He figured that things would either be perfect or 
over afterwards, and the anticipation was going to kill him.  He didn’t 
realize exactly how tense he was until he saw the truck pulling into the 
parking lot, pulling up to the front of the store, and he felt all his 
pent up energy boil to the surface.  There was no turning back now.  The 
truck pulled to a stop in front of the store, and Jake mopped a fresh 
sheen of sweat from his forehead.  It was as hot right then as it had 
been that entire petition drive.  Jake was sure at least part of that 
was his anxiety.

	Because of the heat, he was more than happy to tuck all his 
petitions into his backpack as he watched the guards in the truck get 
ready.  He zipped the bag up, shrugged it onto his shoulder, and headed 
into the store.  The first bracing blast of airconditioning took his 
breath away, the way it always did after a full day outside, and he 
walked back towards the juice coolers, which just happened to be right 
next to the manager’s office door.  On his way in, he made brief eye 
contact with Rene, who stood at her register, ringing up a small Asian 
woman whose three children were racing in circles at the end of the 
checkout line.  Rene smiled at him, and Jake’s courage swelled.

	He did his best to appear totally intent on the juice as the two 
Brinks guards walked right behind him, less than three feet away.  One 
guard, a big hispanic guy with a remarkably thick neck, went into the 
office, while the other guard, a beefy football player type with a 
nametag that read, “DALE,” stopped outside, hand on his gun, totally 
intent on his surroundings.  Jake felt himself trying to stare at the 
guy, but fought the desire, doing his best to keep his attention on the 
juice.  Finally, he picked a carton, started towards the front of the 
store, opening the carton as he went, working at the mouth of the carton 
in such a way that no one would notice him doing it, even if they 
happened to stare right at him as he did it.  He felt everything slowing 
down around him, heard the distortion on every sound, and realized that 
he’d crossed a line.  He wasn’t just having an insane conversation in 
bed with a beautiful girl, playing a ‘what-if’ game to turn each other 
on.  He was actually going to rob a Brinks truck, or die trying.  The 
muscles in his abdomen began to twitch, as if trying to force him to 
run, as if demanding he reconsider.

	He caught sight of Rene across the sea of faces, and felt his 
last bit of free will ebb away.  He heard the office door open behind 
him, then close again.  He mouthed three words at Rene, and she nodded 
that she understood, then mouthed the same three back at him... “I love 
you.”

	Jake tilted the juice so it began to pour on the floor, then 
slipped in the spill and took a nasty, if deliberate, fall, managing to 
smash the carton upon landing, spraying juice everywhere, and especially 
into the path of the two Brinks guards.  It was Dale who instinctively 
bent down to help Jake.  When Jake put his hand up, Dale thought nothing 
of it and reached out to assist Jake to his feet.  He was totally 
unprepared for Jake grabbing the butt of Dale’s gun, drawing it, and 
turning it on the guard, hammer back.

	The thing that caught the other guard unprepared, though, was 
the sight of the cashier, the pretty redhead, pulling a gun of her own, 
right out of her register, and pointing it at him before he had a chance 
to draw his own weapon.  Thinking of his wife, thinking of his newborn, 
he simply raised his hands, as did Dale.  And just like that, Jake 
grabbed the bag of money and took off for the back door of the store.  
Rene slipped out from behind her register and, keeping her gun trained 
on the guards, casually slipped into one of the aisles.

	Things moved like clockwork after that.  Jake and Rene made 
their getaway clean, and found themselves in Mexico within three days.  
They were lying side by side on a long, quiet expanse of unbroken white 
sand.  Jake had on a pair of simple blue swim trunks, and Rene was 
wearing the bottom half of a black bikini.  The pair of them were 
already well on the way to baking into a golden brown, and they each 
sipped drinks that were refreshed every twenty minutes or so by a very 
grateful bartending staff who had fallen in love with the big tipping 
American and his wife.  At least, everyone assumed she was his wife.  
There was an easy rapport between the two, and there was that aura about 
them that hangs around all great couples.  They seemed to fit together. 
 Yes, everyone who met them would swear that they were husband and wife.

	And thanks to their side trip to Vegas en route to Mexico, they 
were.