Date: 07-22-87 (11:38) Number: 938
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: NONE
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
I was reading some mail here, so I thought I'd write you. How old are
you? I'm sixteen but when I called up here nobody asked! I only did it
once. With the lady across the street. She's 35 I guess. She has this
pool and she pays me to sweep out the leaves and things and scrape the
sides, and push the dirt. I get 5 bucks and that's gas money. Anyway,
I was over there sweeping one day and she must have come out, I didn't
hear her or nothing. I heard this rip. That's what got my attention.
I looked over and she was wearing a tank top and bikini bottoms. She's
kind of tall, 5 seven or something. Anyway, the rip was this velcro
thing she had on the sides of her bikini bottoms. She undid it and when
I looked over she showed me her vagina. She didn't have any hair on it.
Do women shave them? Do you? So I keep sweeping because I still don't
know what's going on. Guys at lunch told me about this girl's mother
who used to French kiss them when they went over to see the girl, but I
didn't believe them.
This lady, my neighbor I mean, her name was Sandy. Her husband used to
work with this guy Mickey something who built race cars. He was never
home. So Sandy shows me her vagina. I don't wear glasses so my
eyesight's pretty good. She doesn't say anything, she just smiles, then
closes it back up. She wasn't wearing a bra under the tank top and her
breasts are large, I think. 36C.
I know her bra size because once when she was watering the lawn out
front and I was inside getting some ice water, there was a pile of
laundry on the floor in the kitchen. I saw this black bra so I took a
look. Yup. 36C. Is that big?
Anyway, Sandy has this poolhouse out back. A bamboo thing. And there's
this old chaise lounge mattress in it. She tells me she wants to give
me a raise because I do such a good job of cleaning her pool. She
doesn't say anything about showing me her vagina. She says she will
give me twenty dollars if I'll help her with something in the poolhouse.
Reason I'm telling you this is, my mom and dad met Sandy in church and
helped her buy the house across the street. Sandy was in the adult
choir and I was in the boys choir.
Anyway, I say sure, I'll clean out the poolhouse for twenty dollars.
Twenty dollars, are you kidding? I could go to Magic Mountain! So I go
in to the poolhouse to see what she wants and she follows me in. It's
real hot in there because the sun always hits it in the morning. It
smells a little like chlorine but not much. I only see the mattress, so
I turn around and she's standing real close to me. I hear the rip
again, but I can't look down, it's so small in there. She's looking
into my eyes, like hypnotic like, you know. She's wearing a lot of
makeup and Lyssa. She's real pretty, even if she is 35. So she lets
her bikini bottoms drop and now she's naked down there.
Well, by this time I'm getting a real good boner (Me and Ray Raskin
measured our penis's one day. His was 9 inches and mine was only 6 /12,
but I'm shorter than him... isn't that how it works?). Anyway, I have
this boner and I'm wearing my speedos, so the head of my penis starts
coming out the top! Gosh, I am imbarassed now. But she doesn't say
anything, she pushes against me and tells me I really turn her on, that
I am pretty and look like Rob Lowe. I think I'm going to cum, but I
don't think about what mom and dad might think or if Mickey came home
whether he would shoot me (he's a gun collector), I think that it is
really happening to me now. She presses her vagina against the head of
my penis, which is almost to my belly button. And she groans. Then she
takes my hand and moves it to her vagina. I never felt a vagina before
and especially not a shaved one. It's real wet, I was surprised. She
tells me to put my fingers in up there. All of them. She wants me to
put my whole fist up there. I can't believe it'll fit, but I start and
it goes in and now she's moving against me and we're against the bamboo
wall. She takes my hand away and gets down and puts the head of my
penis in her mouth. Lyssa? This was something.
So I guess what I'm asking is this. Sandy has shopping bag brown hair
and has become my ideal woman. Her hair goes down to her waist. She's
about 5 foot 6 1/2 inches (6 /12 like the length of my penis) and like I
said before, she has a 36C breast size.
What do you look like, Lyssa. Do you shave your vagina? How old are
you? I'm not really interested in women my age anymore, I like them
older. I hope I haven't embarrassed you.
Hope to hear from you,
Nate Tucker
Date: 07-23-87 (07:41) Number: 957
To: NATE TUCKER Refer#: 938
From: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
My darling little Nate:
So did you do it with her, or what? How did you like it? I'm sure
you'd like me, I'm not 35, I'm 22, but I'm sure I could take good care
of you and teach you what you need to be taught. I love choir boys. So
young, and innocent. Love to be the first for you young ones, too.
Sorry I didn't make it to you before Sandy, but I'm sure I'd be a lot
better than her. You said it was only 6 1/2 inches? Well, That's a
good handful-- or mouthful, in my case. Does that give you a hint as to
what I'd like to do with your hard 6 1/2"? I'm the best at giving head
you'll ever find. I want to deep-throat your cock. (Excuse my vulgar
language, but I get a carried away at times. I just can't help myself.
So have you ever really kissed a woman yet? Would you like to suck on
my breasts?
*************
*************
Hope to LOVE you soon!
Lyssa
Date: 07-23-87 (09:27) Number: 962
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: 957
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Lyssa,
Believe it or not, I ran out of time the last message and this bbs
kicked me off. (I'm not a very good typist - not very fast). Well, I
should tell you that Sandy started rolling her tongue around the head of
my penis. She had long fingernails and she was digging them into my
thighs. But then Mickey came home. I heard his car first (I'm a car
freak. LOVE Vettes, how about you?). Well my penis shrunk, but Sandy
didn't want to stop! She said Mickey wouldn't think to look out here in
the poolhouse right away and we had time to go all the way. A home run.
She started pulling on my speedos, trying to get me to lie next to her
on the chaise lounge cushion. I was scared because Mickey was home, but
I couldn't control myself. My penis got hard again. She pulled up her
tank top and layed down on top of me, first wetting my penis with her
mouth, then letting my penis go between her breasts. She started
rocking up and down. It was just like when me and Ray used to jack-off
to this deck of burlesque cards my dad had stashed in the garage. But
better because I knew it wasn't my hand. It was Sandy's breasts.
Sandy got on her knees then and kissed my penis again. Then she got
herself turned around so her vagina (from the rear) was right in my
face! She said kiss me there and run your tongue up inside me. She put
my penis in her mouth and swallowed it all the way down to my balls!
Holy cow! I NEVER heard of this before.
That's when Mickey came in wearing jeans and his Harley t-shirt. He was
carrying a quart can of Old English 800. Sandy doesn't move, she just
keeps swallowing my penis, up and down. Mickey looks me in the eye, but
he doesn't look mad! He doesn't say anything! Well, I'm so scared, my
penis shrinks down to an inch! Mickey just turns around and walks away.
Sandy, who really can't talk, she's just panting like my dog (only
sexier). She gets up on the balls of her feet, touches my penis, squats
down, and wants to put it into her shaved vagina.
I couldn't do it, Lyssa. So I get up and put on my speedos and say I'm
sorry and start to leave and she says that we'll try it again next time
I clean her pool (I think she actually TRIES to get her pool dirty so
I'll come over).
That's it. I never really did it with her. The next day her and Mickey
got in a fight and he threw her out and the last thing I heard she was
living in a hotel room that was paid for by Lou Rawls.
I'm still a virgin! So what is your mouth like? Do you wear lipstick
when you give blowjobs? If you are going to give me a blowjob, does
that mean we might try some stuff I don't know about? Since your 22,
which I think is a perfect age for me. I never got to lick a vagina and
would like to very much. What does yours look like? Do you perfume it?
Or do you just smell naturally like your really pretty name? I'm
getting a boner thinking about you, Lyssa. I think your name sounds
real sexy.
Date: 07-23-87 (15:37) Number: 971
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: 957
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Gee, I forgot to answer you about when you asked me if I would like to
suck your breasts. Of course! Are they nice? I know they don't sag
like Sandy's. Sandy was older and I think she had a kid before she
married Mickey. I would like all of those things. I would like you to
teach me, Lyssa. By the way. I live in Newport Beach and notice you
call a lot of other BBSs around here. Do you live in California?
Date: 07-24-87 (05:47) Number: 975
To: NATE TUCKER Refer#: 971
From: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Tuck:
I think you'll like what I have to offer. I have a feeling that you'd
be the perfect student, too. By the way, you don't mind if I call you
Tuck, do you?
You live in Newport Beach? I live in Laguna Beach! So what would you
like to learn first -- the art of cunnilingus and fellatio? Will you
let me sodomize you? I have to tell you something, though. I'm pretty
open-minded about my sexuality. I like to try new things. Anything!
Can I tie you up. I think you'd like that. But don't worry........ I'm
VERY gentle.
Tell me what you would like.
Love you (soon)!
Lyssa
Date: 07-24-87 (09:44) Number: 979
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: 975
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Lyssa,
Laguna's a very nice place. The people there are much nicer than in
Newport. Thanks for the letter. I would do cunnilingus on you but I
don't want to do it wrong. Tell me if you think I would turn you on if
I did this:
First I would kiss you and put my tongue in your mouth and move it
slowly around inside, kissing. Then I would start kissing you down the
length of your body. Especially your stomach. Then I wouldn't stop. I
would keep going until I got to your vagina (you never said what color
it is. I mean the hair). I would spread your legs real slow and put my
mouth over your vagina so I could taste it. My tongue would find the
slit (the gash) and I would slip it in. Not very deep. Just enough to
find out what's on the surface in there. I saw Sandy's real close and I
know it's soft. I would lick around the lips, maybe gnaw a little on
the soft skin. I would know when I found your clitoris because you
would react, right?
One thing I have to ask you is, you won't fake the orgasm or the feeling
right? That way I'll know for sure if I hit the right spot. If I find
the right spot, I will concentrate there. My tongue moves real fast
because I used to take trumpet lessons and I know how to trill. Would
you like me to trill your clitoris? I think if it gets wet, then I will
put my tongue all the way up inside you. This angle is a little tough,
so I would very gently lift your hips and place a soft goose down pillow
under your rear-end so I can get a better shot at it. Then I would
follow my instincts and continue until your vagina expanded and
contracted and you moaned or made a noise that let me know you were
comming.
Well, if it sounds like an anatomy book, it is, but I think I can do it.
After all, I AM a boy from California with a big appetite. In fact I'm
a shredder (on the waves). And that's fellatio, then right?
Now about tying me up. First you better describe your body to me. If I
let you tie me up (so I can't escape), I better know a lot about what
you would be wearing or what you look like when you do it! You sound
exotic (your name does that to me).
Tell me what you would do to me, Lyssa. Please. And don't hold
anything back. I'm very HOT for you right now and it's so early! I
think I might love you forever if you tell me.
Nate
Date: 07-24-87 (10:21) Number: 982
To: NATE TUCKER Refer#: 979
From: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Tuckie..........
My, my! For a boy of your age, you certainly have one heck of an
appetite. Been paying close attention in your health classes? You seem
to know the parts quite well. And as for what you described to me in
your previous message, I think that will be great. I'll let you know
what's good and what's great.....! And don't worry, I wouldn't fake an
orgasm with you.
Well, if yoet me tie you up, I would probably wear, uh, let me think and
set the mood......I think I would wear a black boned bodice, trimmed in
red lace, sheer black seamed lace-top stockings, high heels, and maybe
long, lace gloves. If you want, I could pick up some edible panties.
Did you know that they had such items on the market? Well, I'm sure you
wounln't want to escape. You see, when I have you tied up and helpless,
you'll escape into a whole separate dimension of ecstasy. I'll have
total control over what happens, and you know how sometimes when
something feels soooooo good, you start to sort of wriggle around, like
if someone is tickling you, well, if you're tied up, you can't go too
far, and after a while, you won't be able to stand all that pleasure.
Well, are you game, sweetie? I've never been with someone who is 16
years old, but something about you interests me...
Love,
Lyssa
Date: 07-25-87 (02:42) Number: 986
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: 982
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
I know about body parts because I was allowed to read my father's book
on HUMAN ANATOMY. He used to be a writer. I didn't see anything in
there on edible panties, but I have a question. Do they make the edible
panties crotchless? Think about this one Lyssa:
If you wear some edible panties, and I get the bottom half of your body
down to them, I could nibble on the lace that lines the open crotch. I
might get a little enthusiastic and nibble some of your labia too. I
know that's a real sensitive area for you women! I nibble and nibble
all the lace, up one side of the slit and down the other, exposing more
and more of your open, sweet vagina to my mouth. I eat the panties till
there's nothing left but the waistband. But let's go back to what
you're wearing when you walk in the room.
Your leather teddie, stockings, high heels, and yes, do wear the gloves.
I might have a jewel I could drop down your bodice and fish out with my
mouth. No cheating. I won't use my hands here, but I CAN use my
tongue. My mom used to put out a mailing list of all the housewives in
our neighborhood in Newport and she always got me to lick the stamps so
now I have a very strong tongue! And guess what? I think that list was
a list of horny housewives and their "schedules" for husband swapping!
But that's another story.
If you tie me up so I can't escape I will pretend to try. I don't have
much hair on my body so you can rub some cherry love oil on me. The
kind that gets the skin warm when you rub hard? I will slick up real
nice. Don't forget to get my penis. It grows to it's full length very
fast. Lick it awhile, Lyssa, I know you are the best at it. Swallow my
cock whole, down the shaft and seal it with a kiss. Rub your leather
teddy on my oil-slicked chest as you pump my penis, rub your wet vagina
in a circle, then turn around and lower yourself down on my hot
throbbing cock, letting it slip hot and easy up up up into you. Spread
your legs and dig those heels into the mattress. Can you feel it,
Lyssa?
If you can, then I think we should meet. There's a place on the Coast
Highway called the Pottery Shack, just a half mile South of the town of
Laguna. Pick a day and a time and I will be there. I'll borrow mom's
Cadillac convertible and I can take you for a ride.
P.S. The Caddy has a real big front seat. Do you like to give head in
cars? I think it would really fun to drive through Laguna with you
sucking my penis and me driving! (I've never got a ticket yet!)
Falling for you in a real big way,
Nate
Date: 07-25-87 (04:20) Number: 987
To: ALL Refer#: NONE
From: STEVE GERBER Read: (N/A)
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Good lord... I hope Lyssa and Nate get together. My screen is all
steamy and fogged...
I vote we get Flint Dille to follow them to that place on PCH...
--SG
Date: 07-27-87 (16:07) Number: 989
To: SYSOP Refer#: NONE
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
What happened to my messages? I thought I left more and now they're
gone. Should I leave them again? Did you erase them? I thought we
could do anything in here.
Nate
Date: 07-27-87 (16:31) Number: 990
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: NONE
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
I guess something happened to our messages. I forget where we were
except that I left you the time/place where we could meet in a private
message. I'll do that again because I don't know if you got that one or
not. Okay? I asked the sysop about it.
I'll try and remember my message. Oh yeah.
Lyssa,
When we get to the motel I think you better register for us because I
don't think they'll let me get a room. I look too young. I don't think
I could pass for your son, but maybe you could pretend to be my big
sister. And I want to ride my skateboard on the strand here, so we come
to Laguna. I wouldn't want to tell them what I want to do to you, but I
WILL tell you.
Sis, I want to go to our room and open the drapes so the ocean air can
come in. I have had this hardon for you since I started writing to you
so I'm sure my penis will be sticking out of the top of my Levis. I
know when you see my hard throbbing head peeking out there you're going
to want to bend down and lick it gently while I hold your head. I love
your hair and it smells real fresh. You said you wanted me to act like
a little boy and I can say suck me hard, Mommy, I need your wet mouth on
my hard penis. Then I can lift your denim skirt up a ways and turn you
around. Maybe I'll drop something and ask you to pick it up. There's a
real nice view. I hope you'll be wearing those edible crotchless
panties. When you bend over your beautiful ass will be pointing at me
and the slit in your crotchless panties will spread, revealing your
vagina to me (from the back)... A real nice view. Now I'm getting
insane because the light from the ocean is reflecting here and your
vagina is glistening. You're bent over but you're not getting up
because you know what we both want, don't you sis. I know that the
glistening is you getting wet for me.
I take your ass with both hands and get down on my knees and start
nibbling on the edible lace around the open crotch of your panties and
it tastes like cherries. Yummmmm. I keep nibbling, maybe taking little
love bites out of your vagina. It tastes sweet, like expensive perfume
from some tropical place. Do you like it sis? Does it feel good?
I want my penis in there so bad I'm ready to cum in my Levis. But you
want to tie me up don't you. You want me to act like a little boy for
you don't you Lyssa. So I will. You can tie me to the foot of the bed
with my tennis shoelaces and I will lay there for you and call you
"Mommy" and beg you for it. You can't resist me because I am young and
you know I will last a lot longer than you've ever imagined. I have a
teenybopper penis that is dying for you so you don't even wait to take
off your skirt. You pull it up to your waist and hold it while you
lower yourself down on me. I don't take off my jeans. My penis is rock
hard and sticking straight out of my open button-fly and you sit down on
it and it goes all the way into your hot throbbing canal where I push
hard and long and rub the inner walls of your heated vagina.
And this is what I'm thinking while I'm waiting for you to register,
Lyssa. I can't wait to get the picture you sent. Will we do these
things? Will you suck my hard throbbing cock with all your might,
swallowing all of it down to my balls? Will you drink my cum if I
promise to do ANYTHING you ask? I will you know. I'm young and can be
influenced. I could be your love slave. No one will ever know what we
do this week-end. (except here of course, but I don't care).
The time and place are in the next message, but I'll tell you what I'll
be wearing: faded Levis, tennies, "Shred With Fred" (Flinstone) T-Shirt,
cateye shades, and I have sandy sun-bleached hair, kinda long. The
bulge in my Levis is my present to you. It wants to come out and play
with you, Lyssa. It needs a good licking!
Love you,
Nate
Date: 07-27-87 (17:29) Number: 992
To: NATE TUCKER Refer#: 989
From: SYSOP Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Something got fucked up here. Not to worry. You can do anything here.
Date: 07-27-87 (17:30) Number: 993
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: NONE
From: SYSOP Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Lemme have you when you find out the kid can't even find his own asshole
yet. At least I've got some money to throw around. You sound like you
could go for that. A little bribe from a real man?
Date: 07-28-87 (00:49) Number: 1000
To: ALL Refer#: NONE
From: NED OSHIN Read: (N/A)
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Since I got #1000, what do I win?
Date: 07-28-87 (08:29) Number: 1009
To: SYSOP Refer#: 993
From: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
I think he's a little sexy. He has a certain innocence to him, but yet
he seems to be a little devil. Do you think you could do something
better for me? What would you do on a "date" with me?
Love,
Lyssa
Date: 07-28-87 (08:30) Number: 1010
To: NED OSHIN Refer#: 1000
From: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
You are the winner of............... ME! (Once I get little Nate
Tucker)!
Date: 07-28-87 (11:57) Number: 1020
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: NONE
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Lyssa,
I got your pictures in the mail today and I couldn't wait to call in
here and tell you. You're beautiful! Wow, I didn't know you could get
away with those kind of poses in one of them public photo booths. I
guess you ARE as loose as you say you are! The way I could see
everything, what did you do, stand on something so you could put your
vagina up there? What can I say but you won't be disappointed when we
get together this week-end.
Since the last picture has that thing around your waist... what is that?
One of tose vagina butterfly vibrators you can wear all day and have
orgasms while you work?... I can see you are into toys. I like toys
too. You know us boys. I have this catalogue my dad got in the mail
and it has this thing called a "Water Dik". You hook the rubber hose up
to a warm tap and it is a very large dildo (looks like my penis
actually) with a water jet coming out on top so when the dildo is slid
into your vagina, the water jet squirts your clitoris. Should I bringt
that along? I also have an inflatable pillow, which I heard from this
guy George Weitzman, is really good for deeper penetration. I was
looking in my dad's drawers today and found this blowjob machine. Hands
free masturbation.
Do you masturbate, Lyssa? I would love to watch you masturbate
sometime, you know? I could like sit on the end of the bed and you
could sort of sit up against the headboard and spread your legs and and
start playing with yourself. These kind of pictures really turn me on.
You know what I mean, of girls masturbating. Also girls eating each
other out. Especially when they eat each other doggie-style (From the
rear). One girl sucks a guy's cock (like me) while the other girl eats
her vagina from behind. Usually the pictures show a lot of glistening
there because you know the girl is really turned on by it.
Anyway, I just needed to leave this message because of your pictures. I
think I may masturbate with them tonight after mom and dad go to bed.
Is it okay if I show the other guys? Or should we keep this secret? I
think when we finally get together I really want to eat your vagina.
From the pictures, it sure looks delicious. Can you feel me pretending
to eat you out now, Lyssa? Is my tongue strong enough to make you cum a
whole bunch of times?
Wow, took another look at those pictures. I think I'm in love!
Your favorite guy and soon to be lover,
Nate
Date: 07-28-87 (16:21) Number: 1027
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: 1010
From: NED OSHIN Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
I can wait. I like sloppy seconds.
Date: 07-29-87 (00:46) Number: 1029
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: 1010
From: JOE STRACZYNSKI Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Craig? C'mon -- fess up. Is that you?
Date: 07-29-87 (07:48) Number: 1032
To: NED OSHIN Refer#: 1027
From: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Well, it might be seconds, but I assure you it won't be sloppy!
Date: 07-29-87 (07:49) Number: 1033
To: JOE STRACZYNSKI Refer#: 1029
From: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
What are you talking about?
Date: 07-29-87 (08:53) Number: 1035
To: SYSOP Refer#: 1014
From: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Sounds very yummy. yummy. yummy. yummy. I want to eat you!
Date: 07-29-87 (09:06) Number: 1036
To: NATE TUCKER Refer#: 1020
From: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Tuck:
Well thanks for the compliment on my pictures. I thought you would like
them, since you're such a naughty little boy. It was a little
uncomfortable to take them, but I really wanted to give you something
good, I mean, I thought that if I sent you a high school picture or
something that you might think I was boring, and wouldn't want to meet
me.
Well, I see that you liked what you saw. And please, Tuck, don't show
them to anyone, let's keep it our secret. I am a little shy, you know.
And I really hate to disappoint you, but I'm not into messing around
with other ladies. I prefer to give *ALL* of myself to my man, and not
wast time licking (excuse me here) someone's cunt.
But I would like to go down on you. And do bring your water-dik. That
might be lots of fun. I've never heard of that one. Do you like anal
sex? I know that lots of guys do, but since you're so young, I'm not
sure if you'd really be able to tell the difference. And I want to tell
you, I'm a little like a "heavy metal" type woman, so I like it a little
rough. Don't get me wrong, I don't mean BRUTAL rough, just playful.
And I really enjoy it doggie-style sometimes. I'll even get on top of
you if you'd like that. That's fun too, and it feels good, but my legs
have a tendency to get strained from straddling you for a long time. I
like it to go on for a while. I hope you can last, or at least be able
to get it up again because it takes a woman longer to reach orgasm than
a man. And I like a lot of foreplay, especially if you gently caress my
breasts and lick the nipples. Playfulling biting and nibbling at them.
OOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo AAAAAhhhhhhhhhhh, that's going to feel sooooo
nice!
Well, will love you soon!
Lyssa
Date: 07-29-87 (10:09) Number: 1041
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: 1035
From: SYSOP Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
You got it. Let me yank it out for you.
Date: 07-29-87 (14:05) Number: 1042
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: 1036
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Lyssa,
Last night after the folks went to bed I turned on the light next to my
bed and took your pictures out. They are better than the stuff in my
dad's magazines! And what really turned me on was that I knew you were
posing only for me. I won't show them to anyone. But anyway, so I took
out your pictures and started playing with myself. I got a boner right
away. It was easy! I like the third one. Your vagina is so close I
could almost reach out and stick my hand up it. Wouldn't that feel
good? Want me to do that when we get together? So I started
masturbating. It didn't take long, you are so hot looking in that tight
dress and I like it when you can see hard nipples through the material.
I might not last for too long the first time because I will be so turned
on it will take a lot of concentration. It would be easier if you
weren't so pretty, but that sure ain't it! You do look like a heavy
metal girl. One of them tall, thin, large-breasted (lick lick) nasty
women who you know will just shove you into a dark alley somewhere, rip
open your Levis button-fly jeans, pop the penis out, and start sucking
hard, right down to the hairy hilt. Do you like to lick balls? I'll
bet my penis would stay rock hard if you licked my balls.
I know women take longer to orgasm but see, what I'll do, since you are
willing to meet me for the week-end; what I'll do is I promise to make
you orgasm before anything else. In exchange for this, please wear
tight pants (so tight I can see the slit between your legs) and a holy
tank-top (a size too small so your tummy shows). When I say holy, I
don't mean like church holy but like with holes in it. Not holes that
would show your nipples, but holes that would show the cleavage, you
know? Can you hold a pencil in there? Would you like me to put my
penis in between your breasts and pump until I cum on you? Answer me
something. Do you think, if I put my penis in between your breasts, do
you think you could bend your neck down and kiss it? Or even put it in
your mouth? (You have nice lips)
Anyway, what I would do, Lyssa, is I would eat you first until you came.
Want to bet I could get you to orgasm faster than you ever thought?
I'll bet I could. I've been practicing getting my tongue in shape with
my neighbor's wife, Amy. She always kisses me hello. It's innocent,
but I shoved my tongue in her mouth last night. Boy was she surprised.
Her body isn't as pretty as yours because she had a few kids.
I think I could put my whole tongue up your vagina and roll it around
and nibble on your clitoris. If I flatten my tongue out on your
clitoris and take loooooooooonnnnnggggg slow strokes over it, I'll bet
your nipples will get hard and you will get as wet as a fresh bath.
After you orgasm that first time, then we can put you up on your knees
with your vagina facing me. There's two holes there so I get a choice,
right? Which one do you want me to put my penis in, Lyssa? What DOES
it feel like to have a penis up your ass? Does it feel good to you?
You asked me and I've never tried that so I'd like to know. Is this
some secret desire you have? Is this what makes you scream?
I would definitely want you to get on top. That way my hard penis would
slip right up all the way into your love canal. If you want, I can
bring along one of them latex extensions for later when it starts
getting hard for me without a rest (I know you don't want any time to go
by between your orgasms). It will add about 3" to the length of my
penis and also widen it enough to cause some friction up inside you. Is
that what you mean when you say "rough"?
Now that we've been talking about tying me up, what if I asked you to be
my love slave for a little while (like between dinner and the Tonight
Show)? Can I tie you up to the bed? You know, like the lady in The Pit
and the Pendulum? With her arms spread and her legs spread? That way
you couldn't fight me when I went to eat your vagina some more. I could
pour this cherry stuff that gets hot when it touches your skin, all over
your vagina. Do you like your vagina warm? Do you want me to put my
penis in there now? Will you say "Please Nate, put it in and ram it
home!" Will you beg me? (For fun, you know?) Can I ram my penis hard
into you while you're tied up? Will you try and get away? I hope you
will. I want to see you fight the ropes that hold you. I want to see
you cry and beg until I ram my rock hard penis into your wet vagina and
pump and pump and pump until I shoot my semen deep into your body.
God, I'm getting myself turned on. I think I'll go in the bathroom and
masturbate to your pictures again. I'll talk to you tomorrow my love
slave. I love your name, Lyssa, and I want you to sit on my face
forever.
Love you a lot,
Nate
Date: 07-30-87 (01:36) Number: 1043
To: JOE STRACZYNSKI Refer#: 1029
From: CRAIG MILLER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-me?!? Don't be silly. If I were Lyssa, I certainly
would have been able to tell her what I wanted to do earlier. Or
wouldn't have asked. If you mean am I Nate, heaven forfend. Not on a
bet. I'd be more consistent. I'm a detail man, remember?
I think it's probably McDonald.
Date: 07-30-87 (02:04) Number: 1044
To: CRAIG MILLER Refer#: 1043
From: SYSOP Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Is that why you guys are capturing this stuff?
ha ha hee hee ha ha ha hee hee hee hoo hoo ha ha (grin!)
Date: 07-30-87 (08:15) Number: 1048
To: SYSOP Refer#: 1041
From: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
No, let ME yank it out!!!
Date: 07-30-87 (11:31) Number: 1051
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: 1048
From: SYSOP Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Oh yeah. I forgot. Gimme a break! I'm only 38!
Date: 07-30-87 (13:21) Number: 1056
To: NATE TUCKER Refer#: 1042
From: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Tuckie:
Well, you certainly are getting me hot, honey. I'd love it if you tied
me up, just don't tie me too tightly, wouldn't want to get rope burns,
you know. Well, I guess tomorrow is the big day. I can hardly wait.
Think I'll give you a little head on the way to the room! (While we
drive down the road) I'll know when you're about to cumm, because we'll
start going faster and faster. I'll bet we'll be going 100 mph! Will
you moan for me? Loudly? I hope so. I'll do anything for you, my
little lovely.
I want you to pump into me so hard. I want to FEEL you inside me.....
DEEP inside me. I want you to lick me and suck me until I can't stand
the pleasure. Will you give me a little hickey on the inside of my
thigh? That really turns me on. Will you suck and nibble on my
shoulders while you work your way down to my chest? I'll love it!
I'll swallow you whole. All 6 1/2 inches of you. I'll slowly remove
your clothes, then kneel down in front of you. I'll take you into my
mouth while you pump slowly in and out... in and out... in and out....
then faster, faster, faster, then, when you're almost ready to cumm,
I'll stop, and lick you all over, then take you into my mouth again, and
let you shoot your love juices.
Geez, I can hardly believe that I'm going to meet you tomorrow. Just
you wait. I'll have a surprise for you.........
All my love,
Lyssa
Date: 07-30-87 (13:24) Number: 1057
To: SYSOP Refer#: 1051
From: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Give you a break..... I'll give you *something* you'll never forget.
I'd love to get my tongue on you!
Date: 07-30-87 (18:21) Number: 1060
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: 1056
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Lyssa,
My penis is hard from reading your letter to me. I was down at the
beach today, down in Laguna, looking at all the women. I had your
pictures with me just in case I could see you. Who knows? I also
watched some surfing. I bought some slik in a store that was run by
this homosexual with a bleached blonde toupee. I bought a big bottle.
Slik is the best thing I ever bought, even better than the Whitesnake
album I bought last week. It is a personal lubricant that keeps you
from getting a rash from doing it in the water or anywhere actually.
They might advertise Trojans on Johnny Carson, but they'll never
advertise Slik! I put some on the head of my penis and started to give
myself a hardon to see what it felt like. It is really nice, Lyssa,
really nice. You are going to love this stuff.
When you suck my penis while we drive, I can reach over and run my hand
down your blouse. Your breasts look good enough to eat. I will then
run my hand down the front of your panties until I find your wet vagina
(I'm sure it will be wet, won't it?), find the slit, and slip my fingers
in there. Don't worry. I don't bite my nails and I am very meticulous
with my hands. I do not like dirty fingernails. I want to put
everything up there, Lyssa, but you will be sucking the hot, red head of
my 6 1/2 inch penis so hard that it will be hard to concentrate. Your
mouth will swallow it all down to my balls and your tongue will come out
and caress them gently, sending me into uncontrollable spasms. Did you
know guys like me go into uncontrollable spasms? I know I will be hot
because my rectum will be pulsating with the heat from your breath. Of
course I will moan. Who wouldn't?
When we get to the room I'll unpack the Slik right away because you know
what I really want to do? Now that I know what it does (it's odorless
and tasteless by the way), I will rub it all over your very very nice
and large breasts (I love nipples that are silver-dollar sized by the
way) then I will pull out my penis. You will hold your breasts together
for me and I will put my penis between them and pump away! You can take
your hands away because I will then hold your breasts for you. I want
to feel your nipples get hard. I will pump and pump until I shoot my
cum into your face. Lick it all up, Lyssa, and I will give you more.
Tell me you love me and want me to tie you up and I will. It won't be
tight because you need some room to jerk around when I start eating your
vagina.
If you beg me, I will untie you, but I won't allow you to move more than
five feet from me (even YOU need a breather, right?). If you beg, I
will let you suck my penis some more. If you don't, I won't eat you
until you orgasm again. That's a good deal, don't you think? Then I
will put your leash on you and take you out on the balcony. I will sit
on the railing and you will gratefully get down on your knees, gently
take my penis in your soft, open hands, open your mouth and take it in.
Your tongue will flick my artery there (what is that called? I can't
find it in my dad's book). We can see who has the fastest flicking
tongue. You or me. You will pump my penis and I hope the people on the
other balconies will see us. I guess I'm just funny that way. Of
course you will be naked, except for a few things. Your nylons your
garter belt, and your high heels.
Then I will let you stand and you will sit on the railing and raise one
leg as high as you can. Do you do ballet or anything? I hear that
helps. Get that leg up so high that your wet vagina makes a sucking
noise, begging for me to put my penis in. I will come to you then,
Lyssa, like a hungry animal, but I will make you put my penis inside
you. And you have to do it slow. Not deep right away. Just the head.
It will be like the lips of your vagina are kissing the head of my
penis. No deeper. Don't cheat now! I will hold your leg and swing it
around until it is on my shoulder. By this time your other leg will
automatically come up so I will balance you (don't worry, I won't let
you fall off the balcony) and swing your other leg up onto my other
shoulder. Then and only then, will I drive my long hard penis home. I
will be rough here, Lyssa, because you deserve it. You've been a bad
girl and you must be punished by my rough treatment. Then I will take
my well-lubed penis out and start forcing it into your rectum. If we
need the Slik I will use it but I'm sure your body will provide just the
right glistening sweat and maidenwater to make this work. I will slam
my hard penis up your rectum and you may cry if you want. You may even
say "Stop, Nate! Stop please!" But it won't do any good. I will shove
my penis in to the hilt then stop all movement. Then I will Slik up my
fist (we better use the stuff here, trust me) and start twisting it into
your vagina. Relax your muscles and it will go in easily. It will be
like having a 12 inch 4 inch wide donkey dick going into you! Both
holes at once! You will relax your face on my shoulder while I twist my
fist up inside your vagina. You are exploding with desire and I only
want to hurt you a little. (Besides, your turn is next!).
Then I will take my fist out and take my penis out and bend down and
give you a hickey on the inside of your thigh. You will blow in my ear.
By this time the sun is going down and we're getting hungry. So I'll
make you call room service (I never know what to order!).
While we're waiting for the food, I will lather your vagina up. You
sure have a hairy patch there, sis. I'm gonna shave you Lyssa, so I can
see those wanting vaginal lips. I want it smooth as a baby's bottom for
the rest of the week-end. You watch. I lather you up with shave cream
(Barbasol, $1.19 a can) then take my shaver (twin blades) and slowly
remove the hair. The hair around the lips are tricky, but I can do it.
You MUST trust me, Lyssa, I could cut you. You are relaxed. Once all
the hair is removed I will give you a reward (no, not a milk bone). I
will take your hips in my hands and pull your soft and hairless vagina
to my lips, run my stiff tongue up inside, and clean out all your sweet
juices. I will squeeze those lips gently. And eat eat eat! Love, Nate.
Date: 07-30-87 (18:22) Number: 1061
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: 1056
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Lyssa,
Wow! I actually filled up all the lines. I wonder why you only get 99
lines. I'll bet YOU can't fill 99 lines...
Love,
Nate
p.s. - I am hard for you and want you to drain my penis a 1000 times!!!
Date: 07-31-87 (02:01) Number: 1065
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: 1057
From: SYSOP Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Shit, this conversation even gets ME horny! I hope that something is my
dick, Lyssa! Whip some skull on me! I'll show you who's the boss!
Date: 07-31-87 (03:20) Number: 1067
To: CRAIG MILLER Refer#: 1043
From: STEVEN MCDONALD Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Nope, it isn't me either.
Must be Selbert.
>>>>>Steve
Date: 07-31-87 (05:55) Number: 1068
To: CRAIG MILLER Refer#: 1043
From: STEVE GERBER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
I think Lyssa _and_ Nate are probably McDonald... or one and the same
*someone*, anyway.
Hasn't anyone else noticed the similarity in their sentence structure,
punctuation, vocabulary, paragraphing, etc.?
Why do I keep hoping they're both Selbert, I wonder...
--SG
Date: 07-31-87 (08:31) Number: 1073
To: STEVE GERBER Refer#: 1068
From: SYSOP Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
I think they're married. But speaking of Selbert. Do you hope it's
Selbert because you're in love with Selbert?
Date: 08-01-87 (01:15) Number: 1087
To: STEVEN MCDONALD Refer#: 1067
From: KATHY SELBERT Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Nope, not me either.
My bet is it's our darling Sysop, trying to make this conference more
interesting.
Kathy
Date: 08-01-87 (01:19) Number: 1088
To: STEVE GERBER Refer#: 1068
From: KATHY SELBERT Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Chuckle. Thanks, Steve. But it/they ain't me. Not that I haven't had
similar *thoughts*, but I've never written them out.
Since you seem to be suspecting me, I'll confess to an early disguise I
used here -- I was Silk, but it got too difficult to keep it going and I
was too busy (and so was this board).
If it *is* one person, I have admiration for them. Trying to wait
time-wise so people won't check times on the other conferences and try
to figure it out, is difficult. But has anyone checked times? Perhaps
that's a clue. But I *still* think Nat is Mike.
Kathy
Date: 08-01-87 (01:21) Number: 1089
To: SYSOP Refer#: 1073
From: KATHY SELBERT Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Mike,
I think you delight in being obnoxious. *That's* why you're on my
list of candidates for one of our delightful epistle writers.
Especially since you just finished your screenplay and are probably
bored by now.
Kathy
Date: 08-01-87 (09:00) Number: 1090
To: KATHY SELBERT Refer#: 1088
From: ELLEN GUON Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Dear Everybody,
This conference... wow. You folks have certainly been, ah, busy
since I left. By the way, if he's real, can I have Nate Tucker's phone
number?
Selbert... Silk?!! <evil chuckle>
I'm off to read thousands of messages on the Algonk, but I shall
return.... -- E
Date: 08-01-87 (13:38) Number: 1091
To: KATHY SELBERT Refer#: 1089
From: SYSOP Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
You're right. I'm bored. But I'm not Nate Tucker. I know Nate Tucker.
But I am definitely not him. Sorry guys. Keep guessing.
Date: 08-01-87 (13:39) Number: 1092
To: KATHY SELBERT Refer#: 1088
From: SYSOP Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Nope. Ain't me. I'm Hurricane Joe.
Date: 08-01-87 (13:40) Number: 1093
To: KATHY SELBERT Refer#: 1087
From: SYSOP Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
It wouldn't be hard making this conference more interesting. It's set
up for fantasies but seems of late (except for Nate & Lyssa) to be
couched in innuendo. Sex is not dirty. Talking dirty isn't dirty.
Dirty isn't dirty. Dirty dirty dirty.
Date: 08-01-87 (19:33) Number: 1094
To: SYSOP Refer#: 1073
From: JOE STRACZYNSKI Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
But then, doesn't *everyone* love Selbert?
Alphabetically, of course.
jms
Date: 08-02-87 (02:48) Number: 1095
To: JOE STRACZYNSKI Refer#: 1094
From: SYSOP Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Are you saying everyone has loved Selbert except me?
Date: 08-02-87 (09:16) Number: 1101
To: STEVE GERBER Refer#: 1099
From: SYSOP Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
You're right, they're not Kenny, and they're not one person. They're
too very uninhibited people named Lyssa and Nate.
Date: 08-02-87 (22:18) Number: 1107
To: JOE STRACZYNSKI Refer#: 1094
From: CRAIG MILLER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
how do you love alphabetically?
Date: 08-03-87 (13:49) Number: 1122
To: ELLEN GUON Refer#: 1090
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
I might as well talk to you, I really blew it this week-end. My name is
Nate and I am a liar. What does your body look like?
Date: 08-03-87 (13:51) Number: 1123
To: ALL Refer#: NONE
From: NATE TUCKER Read: (N/A)
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Well, I better tell, I think I really screwed things up. Okay, so I lied
to her about my age. She didn't have to send me her younger sister's
pictures either. I couldn't get the Caddy, so I borrowed the Shredder's
Suzuki surfmobile. It's a hot car for crying out loud. It needs a
shock-mount but give me a break. Why complain? I had this planned so
well -- right down to the sub-atomic details. I mean, none of YOU
offered any help. I was on my own out there, like some drowning
soldier. What ever happened to the spirit of brotherhood? Excuse me
if I'm wrong, but this IS America, isn't it? I got to get me another
shrink. I'm starting to blame you because I lied about the size of
my penis? But that's just a minor glitch.
-
Aww, let me start at the beginning. You might as well hear this, I'm
sure *she'll* never write me again. Go ahead, Mike, let her yank it
out for you. Don't lie about your age or the size of your penis.
Then again, I know what Lyssa looks like, and you don't. First of
all, now that I'm A LOT calmer, I'll tell you she could have sent her
own picture. She's beautiful. She's 30, but she's beautiful.
-
I put this Armani cologne on heavy. Everywhere including my penis
(the one I lied about). I figured I could pass for 16 easy. I'm
19. You wouldn't have to be 50 feet away. I may be 19 -- but I'm
still a looker.
-
I'm real nervous see? So I drive by the pottery shack a few times
so I can see Lyssa before she sees me. I'm usually not this devious,
but I'm scared, swear to God. Well I see her. I know it's her, it's
not the girl in the pictures, but I know it's her. She's fidgety.
And older than I expected, but she's a traffic-stopper. She's smoking
a cigarette, tapping her high heel, arms crossed. On the sidewalk out
front. She has a great body. Her breasts really stick out and man
she's got a TON of wild hair. All the way down to her ass. She's out
of place here. She's almost sophisticated. Now I really want her.
I pull a U-ey and head back. I stop in front. My radio's on real
loud. I just look at her and smile. She knows it's me. She doesn't
say anything. She lowers her sunglasses so she can see me. She blows
out some cigarette smoke. She drops the cigarette on the sidewalk
and grinds it out with her stiletto heel. Do I detect a little
irritation here? She is taller than me in those heels. They must be
four-inchers. I lose all my worries because I know I am going to
give this woman the time of her life. She knows it too. She steps
up to the Suzuki, asks me if I'm me (I am), and gets in. She
immediately knows I'm older. I tell her she's not the girl in the
pictures and she just laughs and says she doesn't photograph well.
I'm looking at her legs. Her dress got rode up past the safety
zone and I can see black lace against her skin. She asks me if I'm
disappointed. I've got a hardon as big as all outdoors. Her voice
is deep and slow and she's got a slight drawl. Florida? New Orleans?
-
She says, "I'm 30, Nate". It takes her forever to say it and there's
an edge to it, more than any other woman I've slept with -- including
my second cousin Bari. "And you're not 16". Oh baby. She says now
that everything is out in the open, are we going to sit here all day.
My penis is coming out the waistband of my Levis. Good thing I'm
wearing a Hawaiian shirt that covers it. She puts her hand in my
shirt and runs her nails across it. "I want your cock in my mouth
in 20 minutes", she says. I drive, man. I drive!
-
Now we're in the room. I paid. She pops the buttons on my Levis and
takes out my penis. Okay, so I lied. It's not 6 1/2" it's 5 1/2".
Shit, is her eyesight that good? She IS 30. She tells me her pussy
is so wet for me. I'm watching her lower herself down telling me
this. She wants to swallow all of it to the hilt and run that expert
tongue of hers all over the shaft (which is really pulsating). She
puts the head of my penis (it's circumsized don't worry) in her mouth
and leaves a ring of lipstick on the crown. Damn.
-
Look, I didn't mean to do it. I just couldn't control myself. I
shot my cum right into her mouth with a vavoom! Two second blowjob.
And I'm groaning. She drinks it like a pro and squeezes the last
drop onto her tongue. "I'm very disappointed, Nate", she says.
I am a total pig. My penis shrinks to the size of a vienna sausage
and she's ready for bondage. I'm thinking cold beer and pizza and
she's thinking hot licks on her hungry clit. She opens her dress
and she's wearing something from Frederick's of Hollywood. Her
breasts are fantastic and her nipples are at attention and
punching out the cups of her black see-thru bra. Shit. Her
stomach is flat and she's wearing a garter belt and dark
stockings, but no panties. She's got a gold chain around her waist
with a little luggage key dangling from it like an earring. She
tells me to eat her up. My penis is now negative 1/2" and
shrinking. Where'd it go?! Her vagina is open for my mouth, she
says. I think I smell fajitas cooking down at the beach. I don't
know. I can't write anymore. I'm really fucked up. I'm falling
for this woman and she was in and out of my life just like that.
Are you out there listening, Lyssa?
Date: 08-03-87 (13:55) Number: 1124
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: NONE
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Lyssa,
I'm sorry. I won't sleep unless you talk to me.
By the way. I have your nylons.
Nate
Date: 08-03-87 (23:18) Number: 1127
To: CRAIG MILLER Refer#: 1107
From: KATHY SELBERT Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Craig,
Well, loving alphabetically starts one off with the kinky stuff,
but it's kind of fun, though my partners usually get exhausted by the
time I get to the "K"issing part (grin).
Kathy
P.S. -- But Joe may have referred to my message to DiTillio on Algonquin
re: my dates being keyboards lately.
Date: 08-03-87 (23:19) Number: 1128
To: NATE TUCKER Refer#: 1122
From: KATHY SELBERT Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Nate,
*You* blew it? Does that mean Lyssa didn't? Are you extremely
limber? I thought guys couldn't do that for themselves.
Kathy
Date: 08-03-87 (23:30) Number: 1129
To: NATE TUCKER Refer#: 1123
From: KATHY SELBERT Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Nate,
I apologize for the flippancy of my previous message. Obviously
you've undergone intense trauma. But rule number one is never lie to a
woman. You can not mention things, but don't lie -- you'll inevitably
get caught.
Guess no one warned you that while guys hit their peak about 19,
women don't hit theirs until the early thirties. Would sure have been
great if you and Lyssa had hit it off (then again, that's what *you*
did, anyway). But she may forgive you, if you're very nice to her; she
sounded like a nice person.
Kathy
Date: 08-04-87 (03:19) Number: 1131
To: KATHY SELBERT Refer#: 1102
From: JOE STRACZYNSKI Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
But my dear KLS . . . when I said "alphabetically" I was of course
referring to the use of a keyboard.
And as that same character you quote would also say, "...cough,
hack, oop, ack."
jms
Date: 08-04-87 (03:29) Number: 1136
To: KATHY SELBERT Refer#: 1129
From: JOE STRACZYNSKI Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
"...guys hit their (sexual) peak about 19."
NINETEEN?!?
As a 33 year old, I would like to raise an objection.
(Waiting for the objection to raise.)
Er, well . . . maybe later. I have a headache.
jms
Date: 08-04-87 (04:47) Number: 1138
To: SYSOP Refer#: 1101
From: STEVE GERBER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
I agree that they're not Kenny.
Date: 08-04-87 (04:48) Number: 1139
To: CRAIG MILLER Refer#: 1107
From: STEVE GERBER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
ABCDEFUCK
Date: 08-04-87 (09:45) Number: 1146
To: JOE STRACZYNSKI Refer#: 1134
From: SYSOP Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
That's easy. E=Elevator sex. H=Housewife Sex
Date: 08-04-87 (09:46) Number: 1147
To: JOE STRACZYNSKI Refer#: 1136
From: SYSOP Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
I peaked at 15 and stayed there. I'm 38.
Date: 08-04-87 (10:38) Number: 1150
To: NATE TUCKER Refer#: 1123
From: SYSOP Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
You're not only a liar. You're a whiner.
Date: 08-04-87 (17:22) Number: 1153
To: KATHY SELBERT Refer#: 1128
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Why don't you just take a gun and shoot me. (I'm depressed)
Date: 08-04-87 (17:22) Number: 1154
To: KATHY SELBERT Refer#: 1129
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Now you tell me.
Date: 08-04-87 (17:23) Number: 1155
To: SYSOP Refer#: 1150
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
fuck you.
Date: 08-04-87 (22:46) Number: 1160
To: JOE STRACZYNSKI Refer#: 1134
From: KATHY SELBERT Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Tsk, tsk. "H" is simple -- it's "humping", of course. And the "E" is
for the eggsalad one eats to keep up one's energy to continue. (One has
to take a break *sometime*, or the poor lad just can't keep it up.)
Kathy (grin)
Date: 08-04-87 (22:49) Number: 1161
To: JOE STRACZYNSKI Refer#: 1136
From: KATHY SELBERT Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
jms --
Bring your "objection" over here, and let's see what we can do about
it. I don't *really* believe you have a headache.
Kathy
Date: 08-04-87 (22:52) Number: 1162
To: NATE TUCKER Refer#: 1153
From: KATHY SELBERT Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Okay. Which you prefer? A .38 with hollow-point or a .45? Or I can
borrow a friend's M-16, if you prefer that.
Just trying to be helpful.
Kathy
Date: 08-04-87 (23:25) Number: 1167
To: KATHY SELBERT Refer#: 1161
From: JOE STRACZYNSKI Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Actually, I haven't had a headache in years. I just said that to
make McDonald feel better (though from what his wife says, that would
require sandpaper).
jms
Date: 08-05-87 (00:55) Number: 1169
To: ALL Refer#: NONE
From: JENNIFER GREEN Read: (N/A)
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
well it's nice to see some people with a healthy appreciation for good
sex!! i was starting to think that everyone i knew was a prude...anyway
i want to know about this corresponding letter business (i.e. k for
kiss). so give me a list, willya? i'm sure Nate Tucker won't mind
relaying it to me, willya hon? so all the sexy people are in North
Hollywood, huh? sure isn't anyone exciting here in Newport Beach...and u
thought it was all fun and games...
i want that list...vocabulary enrichment...who says you can't learn
and have fun too?
Date: 08-05-87 (12:17) Number: 1185
To: JAMES CARTER Refer#: NONE
From: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
How would you like to take me on, honey? Seems like *little* Nate
couldn't handle it. So what could YOU do for me? I'm hot, hot, hot --
for you -- if you want me.....
Write back to me soon, honey.
Love ya always,
Lyssa
Date: 08-05-87 (12:19) Number: 1186
To: SYSOP Refer#: 1065
From: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
I'll take you right after I finish with this Jim Carter. I would like
to try all you hot sexy men out. Nate is a child. I need a real man.
PS: I love writers with big dicks.
Love,
Lyssa
Date: 08-05-87 (12:26) Number: 1187
To: NATE TUCKER Refer#: 1122
From: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
yeah, you did blow it, fuckhead!
Date: 08-05-87 (12:33) Number: 1188
To: ALL Refer#: NONE
From: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Read: (N/A)
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Hello. This is Lyssa. Are there any *REAL* men out there that would
like to "try me on for size?" You guys who commented on the thing I had
going with Nate were right -- he's a small child. Needs more
experience. I want a man who KNOWS how to saisfy me. James Carter --
are you listening -- you sound like a tasty morsel of delight.....
leave me a message. I'll be *bonded* to you forever!
Love you all,
Lyssa
Date: 08-05-87 (13:19) Number: 1189
To: KATHY SELBERT Refer#: 1087
From: DOUG WEST Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
So, YOU were Silk 'n Satin, huh? Is that a duel personality, or what?
Alas, all my fantasies are shattered ... Mmmm, maybe not.
As for Nate Tucker - I too know Nate, and can assure you he's none of
the people everyone's been guessing. He's pretty much what you see:
A young, perverted beach bum with an over-dose of testosterone!
Date: 08-05-87 (18:19) Number: 1190
To: KATHY SELBERT Refer#: 1162
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Okay. So you know guns. Do you think WE'RE compatible? What's your
sign. I won't talk dirty to unless I know you better.
Date: 08-05-87 (18:20) Number: 1191
To: KATHY SELBERT Refer#: 1163
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Thanks. I'll eat you any day.
Date: 08-05-87 (18:23) Number: 1192
To: JENNIFER GREEN Refer#: 1169
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Jennifer,
"L" = licking your wet pussy.
"M" = Masturbating to a picture of you in naughty underwear
"N" = No more pussy-eating till you suck my hard penis.
"O" = Ordinary anal intercourse
"P" = Pussy licking (See "C")
"Q" = Quickie (I want another chance!)
Nate
Date: 08-05-87 (18:24) Number: 1193
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: 1185
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Oh fuck.
Date: 08-05-87 (18:24) Number: 1194
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: 1186
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Oh shit.
Date: 08-05-87 (18:25) Number: 1195
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: 1187
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Eat shit and die you old baggy whore.
Date: 08-05-87 (18:25) Number: 1196
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: 1188
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
I don't deserve this.
Date: 08-05-87 (18:26) Number: 1197
To: DOUG WEST Refer#: 1189
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
You mean an overdose of old woman.
Date: 08-05-87 (21:48) Number: 1198
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: 1186
From: SYSOP Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Does that mean I gotta measure my dick? Lemme measure your hole first.
I prefer 'em tight.
p.s. I'm man enough if you're woman enough.
Date: 08-05-87 (21:59) Number: 1202
To: JOE STRACZYNSKI Refer#: 1167
From: KATHY SELBERT Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
"... to make McDonald feel better ...." Better than what?
Kathy
Date: 08-05-87 (22:08) Number: 1205
To: NATE TUCKER Refer#: 1190
From: KATHY SELBERT Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
"I won't talk dirty to unless I know you better." First, please learn
to write in English. I have to be tantalized by a person's mind and
imagination before I consider anything else. A certain element of
passionate fantasy is nice. Do you think you can do that?
As for my sign, it's "Dangerous Curves Ahead".
Kathy
Date: 08-05-87 (22:08) Number: 1206
To: NATE TUCKER Refer#: 1191
From: KATHY SELBERT Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Promises, promises.
Kathy
Date: 08-05-87 (22:11) Number: 1207
To: NATE TUCKER Refer#: 1195
From: KATHY SELBERT Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
You just lost it, little boy. Insulting someone who did all too well,
is tacky. Go 'way and grow up a little.
Kathy
P.S. - Besides, I'm even older than Lyssa is (gasp!).
Date: 08-05-87 (23:56) Number: 1210
To: NATE TUCKER Refer#: 1195
From: SYSOP Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
One more insult and you are history here, Jack.
Date: 08-06-87 (01:23) Number: 1212
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: 1185
From: JAMES CARTER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Shall we conduct this interview in private? I'm 28, and...believe it
or not, still a virgin. I guess I just never got around to finding out
what my dick ifor...do you think you could teach me?
Date: 08-06-87 (01:25) Number: 1213
To: NATE TUCKER Refer#: 1195
From: JAMES CARTER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Now, now Nathan! Take your own advice...eat shit and linger!
Date: 08-06-87 (01:37) Number: 1216
To: SYSOP Refer#: NONE
From: JAMES CARTER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Hardly a stimulating comment, but I noticed your warning to Nate and
since I, in turn, insulted him would probably do well to remember it.
Right? But, Sir...I was defending the honor of a woman!
Date: 08-06-87 (03:38) Number: 1217
To: KATHY SELBERT Refer#: 1202
From: JOE STRACZYNSKI Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
No one knows.
Date: 08-06-87 (04:10) Number: 1218
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: 1188
From: JAMES CARTER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Howdy again, dearest Lyssa! First, please explain your definition of a
*REAL* man? Is it one who occupies space and time? One who has mass
and volume? Or, is it someone with a cock greater than or equal to
say...John C. Holmes? Is it someone hung up with althat macho bullshit?
Or one who likes to fuck for the sheer pleasure of it?
Inquiring minds ( and aching balls ) wanna know!
I remain,
forever horny...James
Date: 08-06-87 (06:59) Number: 1222
To: ALL Refer#: NONE
From: STEVE GERBER Read: (N/A)
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
The realization comes too late. I should've started a Writers' SEX BBS
instead of a transfer system for scripts. This stuff is much more
interesting.
Date: 08-06-87 (08:53) Number: 1224
To: JAMES CARTER Refer#: 1216
From: SYSOP Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
You're right to defend the honor of a woman. In fact, I'm going to make
your message public. I think you'll score some points here that way!
(if you know what I mean!)
Date: 08-06-87 (10:04) Number: 1228
To: KATHY SELBERT Refer#: 1205
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
I left out the "you" in my sentence, that's all. Haven't you ever
written a message with a typo?
Shit. I'm depressed. By the way. My sign is "Silverfish".
Date: 08-06-87 (10:04) Number: 1229
To: KATHY SELBERT Refer#: 1206
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Yeah, I talk big, don't I.
Date: 08-06-87 (10:06) Number: 1230
To: KATHY SELBERT Refer#: 1207
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
That message was to Lyssa, not you. But you're right. I DO need to
grow up. There's something missing. I don't know what I'm going to do.
I think I need divine intervention. (And a new surfboard)
Nate
Date: 08-06-87 (11:46) Number: 1239
To: NATE TUCKER Refer#: 1195
From: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
What is the MATTER with you?!!! Go away!!!
Date: 08-06-87 (13:17) Number: 1245
To: SYSOP Refer#: 1210
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
sorry.
Date: 08-06-87 (13:18) Number: 1246
To: JAMES CARTER Refer#: 1213
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
I never said that.
Date: 08-06-87 (13:21) Number: 1247
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: 1239
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Lyssa,
I'm all empty inside. I write a bunch of stuff and get off on a bunch
of stuff and I'm still empty. I've made mistakes but nothing like the
one I made with you. I didn't mean to call you a baggy old whore or
whatever it was, I just felt out of control. I'm paying for it now.
I know we are attracted to each other, you are so hot-looking I can't
stand it. In fact I'd say you are beautiful. You really went out of
your way to treat me like a man and I turned you off. I was insecure.
I thought you were laughing at me. I have a lot of personal problems.
They are not your fault, but I blamed you. I used to think life was
just a party but you've gotten into my soul and I can't sleep. It's
hard being 19. I keep smelling your hair when I close my eyes, I
keep seeing your naked body blindstamped on my eyelids (in neon).
I'm reading your mail to the other guys and my heart is smashing into
a million bits. This is killing me. I don't know if I can keep
calling this board, it's too painful. Everyone is mad at me. I
need guidance, I guess. This is the second time I've called today
hoping I'll hear from you. I usually go surfing and I don't even
want to look at my board (now you know I'm depressed). My mom never
told me about this feeling I have. I'm scared.
Love,
Nate
p.s. - I will never sleep again. My heart is breaking.
Date: 08-07-87 (02:38) Number: 1252
To: NATE TUCKER Refer#: 1228
From: KATHY SELBERT Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
I always proof my writing (that's what I get for being a writer), and
while sloppiness is occasionally acceptable, it isn't acceptable when
trying to impress someone, least of all me.
And you deserve to be depressed! Go take a run along the beach and
think of the horrors that might have been visited upon you. You'll get
undepressed pretty quickly, I imagine.
Oh, re: "silverfish". I smash those suckers whenever I find them, and
check under my pillows every night to make sure none of them snuck in
while I wasn't looking.
Kathy
Date: 08-07-87 (02:40) Number: 1253
To: NATE TUCKER Refer#: 1247
From: KATHY SELBERT Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
As my favorite Shakespearean heroine says, "Men have died and worms have
eaten them, but not for love." (Rosalind - AS YOU LIKE IT)
Kathy
Date: 08-07-87 (07:27) Number: 1261
To: NATE TUCKER Refer#: 1196
From: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
I didn't get what I deserved, either.
Date: 08-07-87 (07:28) Number: 1262
To: SYSOP Refer#: 1198
From: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
I'm woman enough for you, honey!
Date: 08-07-87 (07:31) Number: 1263
To: JAMES CARTER Refer#: 1212
From: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Why chat in private. As you should know by now, I have nothing to
hide..... No secrets....... No shame.
Can you handle it, bigboy? I think I could show you a *thing* or two.
Let me know if you are interested. I'll eat you up for dinner........
Luv,
Lyssa
Date: 08-07-87 (07:32) Number: 1264
To: JAMES CARTER Refer#: 1216
From: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Thank you for defending my honor. I'll be forever in you debt.....
PS: If I were you, I'd take me up on that!
Date: 08-07-87 (07:36) Number: 1265
To: JAMES CARTER Refer#: 1218
From: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Hmm. A REAL man is a man who knows how to satisfy a woman, and also
treat her like a woman. A REAL man also knows how to love, and not hide
behind a macho image. Down to earth, sincere, generous, kind and
gentle, no wimps, please..... Agressive and passionate.
That's a REAL man (for starters). There's much more to it, but I don't
have that much time right now.
Do you fit the description?
Luv,
Lyssa
Date: 08-07-87 (07:46) Number: 1267
To: ALL Refer#: NONE
From: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Read: (N/A)
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Hello, everyone.
I'm sorry if I've been rude by not chatting with all of you, but ....
well, I guess you all know what's going on right now.
That is one of the reasons that I am writing ALL of you. I need some
help with this one. What should I do? Should I help the kid (in a
motherly way) or should I help the kid (in the OTHER way)? Should I
just forget this whole thing ever happend? What would YOU do?
PS: I would REALLY appreciate your opinions. From the guys and the
girls (although Kathy Selbert seems to be the only conference-active
female here) Please.... let me know what you think.....
Regards,
Lyssa
Date: 08-07-87 (12:20) Number: 1280
To: NATE TUCKER Refer#: 1247
From: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Nate,
I'm sorry too. I wasn't acting like an adult. These things aren't easy
to work out. I shouldn't have done this to you, but you see, I've been
a little crazy since my marriage broke up. Things are tough right now,
and I need someone to care about me.
Why couldn't you just say those things to begin with. Would have
avoided lots of trouble. Don't be scared. I don't know if things will
work out. You ARE a little young for me, and I shouldn't be getting you
involved in something you can't possibly be expected to handle at your
tender age. (I remember it well, things ARE tough at 19)
I think you need help. I know a gardener in San Diego named Coco
LaMestres. She is descended from the Mayans and was my mentor when I
was coming into bloom (becoming a woman). She is very old and wise and
I have spoken to her about you. She has agreed to take you under her
wing for the weekend and get inside you. She knows many things. Please
call her. I will leave her number in a protected message as she doesn't
take just ANYONE on.
Well, I'm here if you want to talk. I don't know what will happen. But
if anyone can help you, Coco can.
Lyssa
Date: 08-07-87 (13:56) Number: 1281
To: NATE TUCKER Refer#: NONE
From: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Read: NO
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: RECEIVER ONLY
Coco's number 714-546-7895. I want you to learn.
Lyssa
Date: 08-07-87 (16:58) Number: 1282
To: KATHY SELBERT Refer#: 1252
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
I was only kidding about my sign being Silverfish.
Date: 08-07-87 (16:59) Number: 1283
To: KATHY SELBERT Refer#: 1253
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
I have died and worms have eaten me because I taste good.
Date: 08-07-87 (17:00) Number: 1284
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: 1261
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
I know that.
Date: 08-07-87 (17:06) Number: 1285
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: 1263
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Why do you bother writing to me if you're going to come on to every tod
dick and harry that bats his eyes at you?
Date: 08-07-87 (17:07) Number: 1286
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: 1265
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Stop torturing me, Lyssa.
Date: 08-07-87 (17:26) Number: 1287
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: 1280
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Lyssa,
I'm speechless, if you can believe that. I watched my world crumbling
down around me like Corn Flakes and now with your last message to me I
kinda feel I have hope again. I have been so miserable my penis shrunk
even more than when YOU saw it and tried sucking on it. (Probably
tastes the same, though). My friends wanted me to go to McDuck's
(That's what we call McDonald's) and I couldn't even do that. I have
been sitting on the beach staring at nothing. And a few sea gulls. My
hands even shake! My father would like this because I usually don't
shake hands with his friends (they're all these Italian guys in Sir Guy
shirts from La Costa). I looked in the mirror last night and said,
"Nate. What are you going to do about this Lyssa woman?" I was gonna
try to come up with a good answer but we had a power failure and I had
to go to the box and throw the switch back on. Outside I stepped on a
snail and I started feeling sorry for myself again. I was going to like
stop calling all bbs's because there's just too much pain in that, but I
saw this great program on the Irvine Board, and I guess that cured me of
that idea.
My surfboard is rotting on the rafters in my garage since we started
fighting. I threw away my Hot Wax. I stopped reading INDECENT EXPOSURE
(it wasn't what I thought it was anyway). Nothing works anymore. But
now I guess we've cooled down. I'll do anything to get this "thing" we
have back on track. I'll even call Coco (sounds like a monkey name).
Love you forever,
Nate
p.s. Does Coco know how to make my penis bigger?
Date: 08-07-87 (17:27) Number: 1288
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: 1281
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Thanks for the number, Lyssa. I'll call her.
p.s. I'm even too blown-out to play Trade Wars! (Now you KNOW
something's wrong with me!)
Nate
Date: 08-08-87 (00:28) Number: 1291
To: NATE TUCKER Refer#: 1282
From: KATHY SELBERT Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Actually, I wasn't kidding about my sign being "Dangerous Curves Ahead",
as my scales informs me faithfully once a week (grin).
So, kiddo, how's the surfing?
Kathy
Date: 08-08-87 (05:14) Number: 1293
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: NONE
From: JAMES CARTER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
And down on it! And up on it! And down on it! And...
Date: 08-09-87 (00:10) Number: 1297
To: NATE TUCKER Refer#: 1192
From: JENNIFER GREEN Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
you're sick nate honey...
Date: 08-09-87 (00:15) Number: 1299
To: DOUG WEST Refer#: 1189
From: JENNIFER GREEN Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
i know nate even better than you and i can tell you from first hand
experience...he's older than you think...
Date: 08-09-87 (00:20) Number: 1302
To: NATE TUCKER Refer#: 1228
From: JENNIFER GREEN Read: NO
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
alright nate, you were lying to me...why are you depressed?
Date: 08-09-87 (00:24) Number: 1303
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: 1267
From: JENNIFER GREEN Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
you know what you can do with your problems, honey...
Date: 08-09-87 (02:25) Number: 1305
To: KATHY SELBERT Refer#: NONE
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Do you mean, what does my semen taste like?
Date: 08-09-87 (02:27) Number: 1306
To: JENNIFER GREEN Refer#: 1297
From: NATE TUCKER Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
I'll bet you say that to all the guys.
Date: 08-09-87 (07:07) Number: 1307
To: STEVE GERBER Refer#: 1068
From: STEVEN MCDONALD Read: NO
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Nope. Still not me.
Would I leave messages like that, Gerber? I'm hardly that subtle.....
>>>>>>>>Steve
Date: 08-09-87 (07:09) Number: 1308
To: KATHY SELBERT Refer#: 1087
From: STEVEN MCDONALD Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Yeah, I could see Mike leaving those messages....
Of course, we innocents get the blame....
>>>>>>Steve
Date: 08-09-87 (07:16) Number: 1309
To: JOE STRACZYNSKI Refer#: 1136
From: STEVEN MCDONALD Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
According to another source, the male sexual peak is actually fourteen.
Now *that's* depressing.
>>>>>>>>Steve
Date: 08-09-87 (07:24) Number: 1311
To: KATHY SELBERT Refer#: 1202
From: STEVEN MCDONALD Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Everyone enjoys beating me up, that's all.
That's OK. I know how to take my revenge on you bastards.
....after all ... the night is kind ....
>>>>>>Steve
Date: 08-09-87 (09:41) Number: 1312
To: ALL Refer#: NONE
From: KENNY GARDNER Read: (N/A)
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Found this in my NODECHAT file over on the Crow's Nest. Thought it
would appropos to show here.
1: NATE TUCKER Entered CHAT 1 at 17:31.
1: Is it really you..?
2: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Entered CHAT 2 at 17:31.
1: Lyssa?
2: How do you work this thing?
1: Hi!
2: Did you make my system beep?
1: Yeah, that was me asking to chat with you.
2: How come it takes so long to get your words?
1: I cum faster than this chat mode.
2: ha ha ha ha ha, yeah. It's you. Coco said she was
2: seeing you Saturday.
1: Yeah. I'm sleeping over in her poolhouse.
2: Don't let her tell you she gives good head.
1: What?!
2: How are you, Nate?
1: I miss you.
2: ...I miss you too, Nate.
1: My old girlfriend keeps bugging me.
2: I don't need to hear that. Work it out for yourself.
1: She didn't leave you any nasty mail did she?
2: I haven't looked.
1: I love you.
2: I don't know what to say.
1: Will we be okay?
2: Yes.
1: What are you wearing?
2: Nothing.
1: Have you been thinking about me?
2: Yes.
1: What.
2: I don't want to tell you until you've finished
2: with Coco.
1: She has a very strong accent.
2: She's from Central America
1: My maid is from El Salvador.
2: That's nice.
1: I just got an erection thinking about you.
2: Can you make it last until I see you again?
1: I hope so. It hurts.
2: It's not supposed to hurt.
1: I think I threw it out of joint.
2: ha ha ha ha ha
1: I feel empty, Lyssa.
2: I... no, I'm not going to say it.
1: Say it, Lyssa.
2: I ache for you, Nate.
1: oh god.
2: I just got a [1] minute warning. I'm about to
2: be kicked off the board.
1: Call back.
1: I'll wait.
2: I'll talk to you after you see Coco.
1: Please.
2: I still love you, Nate.
2: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Exited CHAT at 17:41
1: Shit.
1: NATE TUCKER Exited CHAT at 17:41
Date: 08-09-87 (10:43) Number: 1313
To: ALL Refer#: NONE
From: COCO LAMESTRES Read: (N/A)
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
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� LAMESTRES LANDSCAPE ENGINEERING & PERSONAL GROWTH CONSULTANT �
� 567 Balboa Avenue San Diego, Ca. �
� �
� A comfortable blend of the natural and the mental in a pastoral �
� setting near the park. Accessible by all major throughways. �
� Box Lunches Available. Not responsible for stolen articles. �
� �
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Date: 08-09-87 (11:28) Number: 1314
To: COCO LAMESTRES Refer#: 1313
From: BURT ALPERSON Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Please define "box lunches"
Date: 08-09-87 (14:31) Number: 1315
To: ALL Refer#: NONE
From: COCO LAMESTRES Read: (N/A)
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
GARDENING & SEXUAL FULFILLMENT
by Coco LaMestres
CHAPTER ONE - MOWERS & MENARCH
There is nothing quite as sensual as sunrise over a jungle
monolith. As a young child, before my first menarchal fertility
rite, I would scamper into the bush very very early every morning
in order to witness the glory of the Heavenly One. I would feel
the sun's heat on my brown face and the crack between my legs
would grow wet. I did not know then what I know now; I did not
know why it happened. I thought it was a gift from Him.
As an adult living in San Diego, working for a wealthy family
(trimming bushes, mowing lawns, fertilizing), living in a very
nice poolhouse out beyond the Quaking Aspen grove, I found myself
with plenty of time to examine my condition, now sexless for 20
years, yet sexually satisfied beyond my wildest dreams. I felt
like the women of a Bulwer-Lytton novel: full of fancy and salty
from the sea. I yearned for Tijuana and the expensive boys who
leaned against adobe most of the day, but I prayed to my Gods for
understanding. This book is the result.
Over the course of the years I have had many pupils. When I
was a young woman I enjoyed drinking from the mounds of other
women (what we Mayans call "Maidenwater") and from the penises of
boys (what we Mayans call "Agua Trabajo"). From these encounters
I established a philosophy that I live with to this day:
Never turn down a blowjob from a Mayan. They are and will always
be the best. I am grateful to the Heavenly Ones that I am able to
pass my knowledge on to generations of young Americans.
I do not take credit for my expertise, nor do I take credit for
the hundreds of pupils I have sent forth to places like Barstow and
Los Gatos, with a piece of me lingering in their hearts. My Gift is
the Gift of the Heavenly Ones. I am the foot soldier and my Gods
are the decision makers.
I now watch the sun rise over the Pacific and my loins heat and
grow damp with longing for the boys and girls I sent off to make
love among the non-Mayans. A good Mayan woman will always remember
every blowjob she gave, and every penis that made her scream like a
Macaw.
The value of properly trimming a hedge, then forcing a white
skinned boy to perform cunnilingus under it, is the coupling of
Heaven and Earth. A tree shaped with love, a knothole expanded and
greased for a hard penis is the coupling of Nature and Flesh. A lawn
mowed by steel blade and sweat without benefit of gasoline or vinyl
cushion brings a fatigue that can only be satisfied by cunnilingus
and nylon rope.
A girl came to me in the spring of 1981. Her name was Shelagh
McKenzie, a firey name for a willowy large breasted brunette who
had no knowledge of oral sex and found herself masturbating most
nights with an attachment that came with her mother's electric
shaver. Ironically, the small tool's vibrations from faulty design
was her boon for two years until it stopped being entertaining.
I was more than happy to take Shelagh at her word and moved her into
the poolhouse immediately. She swore the usual Mayan oath of
allegiance (roughly translated, "May my vagina/penis be cut out/off
by a lawnmower blade if I speak of what happens in Coco's tent".)
I pricked her finger with some hedge shears (medium-sized forged
steel) and we went to work that night. Old Sages say the work of
a Mayan is an inside job, and that is where Shelagh and myself
began. I instructed her to remove her clothes and dainty under-
-garments and with my tongue forged in the Heavenly One's garden,
I began my Mayan licking, ignoring the blood of her monthly
mistake. Shelagh was the perfect pupil. I did not have to teach
her to moan or scream, she felt my tongue lashes against her red
labia and cried out for more. She knew nothing before the shaver
and I ate at her hungrily like a Toro Electric Mower ($249.95 at
The Home Club on Escadero Avenue in Old Town).
Shelagh's lips were sealed by mine and I sent her out into
the world of anxious sailors and pockmarked teens with a sense of
pride and a healthy appetite. She took with her one of the many
xerox copies of my book and her vow to never reveal from whence her
knowledge came. She now lives with a lawyer in Capistrano and I
have heard from a reliable member of the SATAN'S SLAVES Motorcycle
Club that her lawn is splendid.
When I received word that all was well with Shelagh, I slept
with a full heart and her shaver against my inner thigh.
Coming next: CHAPTER TWO - WEED-EATING WIDOWS
I have posted this with the sysop's permission. Not all boards allow me
to do so.
Coco
Date: 08-09-87 (23:10) Number: 1317
To: NATE TUCKER Refer#: 1305
From: KATHY SELBERT Read: NO
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
That, and the rest of you too. What do you smell like? Though I guess
that's a bit too subjective a question. But I *know* I'm only turned on
by guys that smell right (but don't ask me to define "right", it depends
on the pheromes).
Kathy
Date: 08-09-87 (23:11) Number: 1318
To: STEVEN MCDONALD Refer#: 1308
From: KATHY SELBERT Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
"we innocents" surely can't refer to yourself, darling Steven McD.
Don't forget, *I've* met you.
Kathy
Date: 08-09-87 (23:14) Number: 1319
To: KENNY GARDNER Refer#: 1312
From: KATHY SELBERT Read: NO
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Good God! And here I thought when *I* said those sorts of lines, it
was original. Somehow makes me all misty-eyed. I'm a dead duck
(couldn't say sucker on this conference without being mis-construed) for
romance and happy endings.
Kathy
Date: 08-10-87 (04:46) Number: 1323
To: JENNIFER GREEN Refer#: NONE
From: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
What do you mean "the truth about Lyssa....." what'veou got to tell,
little girl.....?
Date: 08-10-87 (19:32) Number: 1339
To: COCO LAMESTRES Refer#: 1315
From: BURT ALPERSON Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
More! More! More! I'll even buy a lawnmower ($249.95 at Price Club in
Azuza).
Date: 08-10-87 (20:25) Number: 1340
To: BURT ALPERSON Refer#: 1314
From: COCO LAMESTRES Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
A small box filled with proper nutrition.
Date: 08-10-87 (20:26) Number: 1341
To: BURT ALPERSON Refer#: 1339
From: COCO LAMESTRES Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
You are a wise man. You will not find a better price. Go forth and
prosper. And make sure the cuttings are out in the street on Friday.
Coco
Date: 08-10-87 (20:27) Number: 1342
To: ALL Refer#: NONE
From: COCO LAMESTRES Read: (N/A)
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
GARDENING & SEXUAL FULFILLMENT
by Coco LaMestres
CHAPTER TWO: WEED-EATERS & WIDOWS
I was a widow at 19 and my daughter was a widow at 14. I have
not seen her since she lost her husband to an Easter Island tour
guide in 1970. I lost my husband to a machete held loosely by a
raven-haired woman in Belize. The woman was a lesbian and she and
I had shared many men and women in our village. We had also shared
my husband, Rosario LaMestres, a caterpillar driver for a paddy
construction company in Belize. When the woman, Verdida, took
Rosie's life, he smiled as his head rolled to the earth floor of her
shack in Belize City. The smile remained as the tawdry coffin lid
closed shut on him and I believe remains to this day. (although
I don't believe there would be much skin around the lips).
My liasons with with the woman Verdida were legion in my
country and their myths have followed me to the States. In fact they
helped me get a job. I was in the Men's Lavatory of San Diego's
nicest McDonald's, in the 3rd stall sucking the the cock of a very
young hash-slinger (as big as a burro's and twice as fat! Carumba!)
when my employer-to-be came in to adjust his toupee. I shall not
go into the specifics of how I was blowing this boy in stall #3,
suffice it to say I had tasted his wares up front, he was attracted
by my khaki clothes and burnt sienna skin, and Fortune found us
atop the Kohler Industrial Toilet fifteen minutes later (he rearranged
his coffee break for me).
My future employer, a card-playing industrialist named Owen
Huntington, stood in front of the mirror and tried to reseat his
poor-fitted toupee to his tanned skull. I was sitting on the Kohler
with the hamburger maker's cock in my mouth (to the hilt of course)
and spied Senor Huntington through a subtle crack in the stall door.
I was intrigued by this man. I was trained in landscape engineering
and knew a big penis when I saw one. He was wearing gabardine slacks
and his bulge was uniform and pressed against the sink. He spoke
softly to himself, almost sing-song, saying "No no no" and "uh-uh"
and other spiritual American sayings. I could tell by his hands
that he needed my assistance in maintaining his shrubs and lawns.
My friend (who's cock was still in my mouth) had his back to
the door and was therefore deprived of my vision. When the hamburger
maker finally spurted his heavy load of semen down my parched throat,
I had already resolved to help Senor Huntington. (Of course I did not
know that was his name yet.)
Being something of a practical joker, I reached around my hash
slinging friend (he was moaning and shooting) and unfastened the
door-latch. He tumbled backwards from me, his penis slipping up
from my throat with a sucking pop, and landed on his rear-end at
Senor Huntington's feet. "Dad!", he said. Senor Huntington scowled.
I was hired immediately.
My tools are my life. My weed-eater makes widows of the crab
grass and orphans of the milkweed. The smell of gasoline moves me
to wetness, and the blade of an edger brings me and my devotees a
lifetime of inner-peace. The lawns at the Huntington estate were
yellow and in need of prayer. The poolhouse was cobwebbed and
held the dusty secrets of six ex-wives, widows all, in the
metaphorical sense. The minute I entered what would soon be my
living quarters for the next ten years, I saw a vision of my
widowed daughter cast in the dust motes and thoughtless webs of
the lives before me. I could smell the weeds no one had found
since Senor Huntington's last Landscape Engineer. They filled
my hot soul with a resolve to destroy them all, be it by chemical
or blade. The chevron of my tight khaki pants grew wet with
anticipation. Senor Huntington closed the poolhouse door behind
him and unzipped his pants. A veritable HOSE fell out and looked
back at me with its yawning cyclops eye. "Kiss Spike", Senor
Huntington whispered to me. I knew in that instant, spurred by
the blessings of my ancient Gods, that I would hold a razor-sharp
hoe to his horse penis, figuratively speaking, and gain entry into
a social circle that would learn to appreciate my gifts. My new
career had begun. Coco LaMestres, Landscape Engineer & Personal
Growth Consultant.
I sucked Senor Huntington's 10-inch penis twice that night. An
hour of my time, a lifetime of his pesos.
Coming Next: CHAPTER THREE - SNAILS & SENORA HUNTINGTON
Date: 08-11-87 (01:42) Number: 1346
To: NATE TUCKER Refer#: 1306
From: JENNIFER GREEN Read: NO
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
only the ones like you with their minds constantly in lyssa's
pants...how 'bout the rest of us who'd like a piece of you too?
Date: 08-11-87 (03:14) Number: 1351
To: NATE TUCKER Refer#: 1197
From: DOUG WEST Read: NO
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
That's old-ER woman, you whinney little jerk, and you wouldn't know what
to do with one ... obviously. If Lyssa is old, then send me your
grandma!
Date: 08-11-87 (03:23) Number: 1353
To: JENNIFER GREEN Refer#: 1299
From: DOUG WEST Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
He must be older than you are, since you don't yet know how to
capitalize properly. And if you have first hand knowledge ...
Quit that! You'll go blind.
Date: 08-11-87 (03:25) Number: 1354
To: STEVEN MCDONALD Refer#: 1311
From: DOUG WEST Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
No one enjoys beating you up ... except your wife.
Date: 08-11-87 (10:34) Number: 1364
To: SYSOP Refer#: NONE
From: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Mike:
Has Nate logged-on here? He was supposed to call yesterday, but I don't
see any mail from him. I'm kind of worried.
Regards,
Lyssa
Date: 08-11-87 (13:00) Number: 1365
To: SYSOP Refer#: NONE
From: LARRY CIAK Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Mike,
I found this message posted on my board, The Last Byte. The one from
Coco Lamestres worries me.
Larry Ciak - The Last Byte - Salt Lake City, Utah
Date: 08-10-87 (22:45) Number: 2378
To: CHRIS MEEHAN Refer#: 2362
From: HIS MAJESTY! Read: NO
Subj: NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY! Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Watch out Chris, that bitch is liable to screw your brains out!
Date: 08-10-87 (22:45) Number: 2379
To: KATIE SCHEFFEL Refer#: 2360
From: HIS MAJESTY! Read: NO
Subj: ANIMALISTIC PIGDOGS Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
What about me, bitch? This is my favorite board and you never leave me
any mail!
Date: 08-10-87 (22:47) Number: 2380
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: NONE
From: COCO LAMESTRES Read: NO
Subj: I HAVE YOUR BOYFRIEND Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Senorita Christiansen:
I have your boyfriend, Nate Tucker. I will perform a Mayan custom on
him if you do not do exactly as I say.
Bring $10,000 dollars to the Old Vic in Balboa Park tomorrow at 2 P.M.
Do not inform anyone on the Wicked Scherzo Board of what you are doing.
Do not tell anyone you know of Nate Tucker's whereabouts.
If you do not arrive, I will use a stone arrowhead to flay open his
5 1/2" penis. And I will break his surfboard.
Coco
Message # 2381 left by alternate Node.
Message # 2382 left by alternate Node.
Date: 08-10-87 (22:47) Number: 2381
To: KATIE SCHEFFEL Refer#: 2358
From: HIS MAJESTY! Read: NO
Subj: ANIMALISTIC PIGDOGS Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Well doll, Come fuck me hard and I'll be as old as you want!
Date: 08-10-87 (22:48) Number: 2382
To: KATIE SCHEFFEL Refer#: 2357
From: HIS MAJESTY! Read: NO
Subj: FEMALES Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
You are as about as 19 as my dog is!
(234 min. left) Adult Conference Command?
Date: 08-11-87 (16:50) Number: 1371
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: 1364
From: SYSOP Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
I don't keep track of these things. Stop worrying and love me!
Date: 08-11-87 (16:50) Number: 1372
To: LARRY CIAK Refer#: 1365
From: SYSOP Read: NO
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Are you fucking shitting me.
Date: 08-11-87 (18:18) Number: 1376
To: DOUG WEST Refer#: 1353
From: JENNIFER GREEN Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
boy you've been hanging out in some really tacky places if you pick up
jokes like that...i just hate to capitalize when i'm calling long
distance....
Date: 08-11-87 (19:47) Number: 1378
To: LARRY CIAK Refer#: 1365
From: SYSOP Read: NO
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Besides. There IS no Old Vic in Balboa Park. I think someone's having
you on.
Date: 08-12-87 (08:57) Number: 1394
To: SYSOP Refer#: 1371
From: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
I just wanted to let you know that the note from The Last Byte is a
fake. Everything is fine. Nate is with me.
Date: 08-12-87 (09:03) Number: 1395
To: NED OSHIN Refer#: NONE
From: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME... Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Ned,
I have picked you as the one I want. I certainly hope that you will
allow me to show you how to experience true pleasure of the flesh. You
won't regret it. Oh let me lick you, Ned. I want to swallow you, and
drink the nectar of your love. Be gentle to me, and I'll reward you.
Will you let me eat you alive? Tie you up and we you down. (I kept the
bottle of Slik). Good stuff. I want your throbbing cock deep inside
me, searching for that gateway to ecstasy........
Talk sweetly to me, my love........ I want YOU.
Lovingly,
Lyssa
Date: 08-12-87 (14:16) Number: 1404
To: SYSOP Refer#: NONE
From: BOB DILIBERTO Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Mike, isn't Lyssa Christiansen a user here? Thought you might want to
see this.
1 - LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN entered CHAT 1 at 23.27
1 - goddammit coco, I can't believe you
2 - COCO LAMESTRES entered CHAT 2 at 23:28
2 - Que?
1 - What are you doing?
2 - Uploading chapter three to the Dirty Conference
1 - No, I mean, what is this? What is this sicko message
1 - you left all over the country?
2 - I miss the mornings with you Lyssa, when I would eat
2 - your pussy while you munched your capitain crunch.
1 - Why are you doing this to me?
2 -
1 - Coco, don't quit this yet
2 - yes, darling.
1 - is Nate there?
2 - yes, darling. Nate is with me. We weeded the
2 - shrubbery today.
1 - can I speak to him?
2 - He is very busy.
1 - I don't believe you.
2 - He has an insatiable thirst. He knows how to keep
2 - me damp. I may not give him back to you.
1 - i don't understnad.
2 - yes you do, lyssa.
1 -
1 - He's stronger than you.
2 - so was Senora Huntington.
1 - I can't stand this, i'm going
2 - I will expect to see you, Lyssa.
1 - LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN exited CHAT 1 at 23:39
2 - carumba.
2 - COCO LAMESTRES exited CHAT 2 at 23:40
Mike, by the way. are you interested in the latest version of my SAFE
CRACKER door? I made the modifications we talked about.
Bob Diliberto - Cleveland Ohio, home of the beef.
Date: 08-12-87 (17:32) Number: 1406
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: 1032
From: NED OSHIN Read: NO
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
I'm hungry for your wet pussy.
Date: 08-12-87 (18:03) Number: 1409
To: LYSSA CHRISTIANSEN Refer#: 1395
From: NED OSHIN Read: NO
Subj: THE FIRST TIME... Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
You came to the right man, Lyssa. They call me The Horse. I have 9
inches of hot throbbing cock ready to split your insides and make you
scream my name. Use both hands and feed my cock into your mouth and
swallow. Run your tongue up and down my shaft and twirl it around my
purple head until I shoot my sweet cum into your throat. Then spread
your legs and feed me up into your hot love channel. I promise you you
have never experienced love like me driving my horse cock all the way
into you. I am the perfect length for you, I know, and although I'm
sure you will give me love, I have more to teach you. I am hot for you
and glad you chose a MAN instead of a wimp. Close your legs on my cock
and squeeze it tight. Let me pump my load into you again and again.
You may beg me to stop, but forget it. I won't stop and if you resist I
will tie your hands to the bedframe and gag your mouth so you won't
scream. Then I will feed my long rock-hard cock into your wet pussy and
pump it in and out in and out again and again, ramming it against the
inside walls of your soft flesh until you break out in a hot sweat.
Then I will remove the gag and you will beg me to put my horse in your
mouth and you will drink me dry.
That about sound what you've been looking all your life for? I'm the
boss Lyssa. Bring your snatch over here. It's time for dinner.
Date: 08-13-87 (01:46) Number: 1418
To: JENNIFER GREEN Refer#: 1376
From: DOUG WEST Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
The tackier, the better.
Date: 08-14-87 (18:32) Number: 1448
To: ALL Refer#: NONE
From: COCO LAMESTRES Read: (N/A)
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
GARDENING & SEXUAL FULFILLMENT
by Coco LaMestres
CHAPTER THREE: SNAILS & SENORA HUNTINGTON
Senora Huntington's eyes were big and I often imagined them on
fluid stalks, poking through the banana tree leaves, trying to catch
me in the act of cuckolding her husband, veering in two directions
at once, like snails' eyes. The Senora was beanpole tall and her
face was gaunt and old and unattractive. When she moved down the
walkways of her backyard garden, she left a shimmering trail of
waste behind her. She was once athletic and moved gracefully, but
when I began under her family's employment she was snail-like and
lethargic in her drawl. She didn't like me from the start and I
did not like her.
My equipment slept with me in the poolhouse and was always
kept in tiptop shape. I spent hours greasing blades and oiling
hinges and never blamed my equipment once for any mistake I might
make in the engineering of the Huntington grounds. Senor Huntington
came to me once a week and I sucked his cock for five minutes before
moving on to my regular daily routine. This was usually Thursday
and by Saturday he was begging for another "piping of the weenie"
as he called it, but I would always refuse. It was on a Saturday
night that he suggested to me what would ultimately develop into the
plan that once and for all rid the world of the snail woman Senora
Huntington.
Senora Huntington's body was not desirable, nor had it ever
been. Senor Huntington married her for her father's money, not her
looks, and when he parlayed that married capital into his own personal
fortune, he grew tired of her and wished her dead. He was very
grateful to hire me full-time and when I spoke of the men I had
castrated in Belize, he knew I was to be his Destiny. He wished his
wife dead with all his heart and begged me to do her in. I agreed,
not because I like killing or wished to gain a stronger foothold in
the Huntington family, but rather, I just enjoyed killing.
I have sensed a common ground with the Heavenly Ones and my
murderous desires; I have felt the spheres tell me in the reflection
in a hedge-clipper blade that I was to do this deed on Senora
Huntington, and scatter her blood to the Ficus (about 12 of them stood
in a hedgerow near the East Wing). I could feel my strength increase
when I resolved to cut her up; her body was narrow and I knew my
Number 12 blade shears would pierce her torso through and through.
The vision excited me.
Senora Huntington came to the poolhouse on a Monday at 10 PM,
berating me for my performance around the Coi pond. I had done a less
than adequate job of trimming the baby's breath (in her estimation)
and she felt I needed a little degrading. I was waiting for her
behind the door, dressed in black pajamas, holding the Number 12
shears above my head. When she entered, she looked everywhere but
behind her. I did not give her warning, there was no hesitation in
my desire to snuff her out, I brought the shears down with all my
might and pierced her neck from behind, twisting up, and letting go
of the shears. Senora Stumbled forward, faster than I'd ever seen
her. Perhaps in death she had finally shed the snail veneer and I
thought that thought and felt she would have been grateful to me had
she been able to speak. But I must have severed her vocal chords
for all she did was drop to her knees with a thunk, fluidly wheeze,
and vomit blood on my Nicaraguan carpet.
I will not describe how I disposed of the body, suffice it to
say, Senora Huntington was buried with honors near the Coi pond,
with her bereaving widower in attendance. For killing her, I received
$3000 and a seat on Senor Huntington's Board (He manufactured penis
extenders). I also received cunnilingus and I know he enjoyed it
because before he began, I secretly put a small morsel of Senora
Huntington's dead flesh up my vagina. The taste was sweet and he
said I reminded him of a T-Bone from Colorado. "Pink Center", I
believe were his exact words.
That night I slept soundly and was not visited until dawn, when a
group of boys and girls from the McDonald's dropped in to see my
breasts. I gave them each something to remember me by and they went
to work a little more cheerful. I am here on Earth to please, and
in that time, so long ago now, when I first came to the Huntington
Estate to improve it, to de-snail it, I pleased everyone.
Coming Next: CHAPTER FOUR - THE GHOST OF SENORA HUNTINGTON
Date: 08-15-87 (10:23) Number: 1464
To: COCO LAMESTRES Refer#: 1448
From: NED OSHIN Read: NO
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
Is this absolutely necessary?
Date: 08-16-87 (19:06) Number: 1487 (Deleted)
To: KATHY SELBERT Refer#: 1162
From: ELLEN GUON Read: NO
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
And I'm not going to loan you the M16, either. I save that for
extremely... *special*... occasions. -- Ell
Date: 08-16-87 (19:08) Number: 1488 (Deleted)
To: KATHY SELBERT Refer#: 1162
From: ELLEN GUON Read: YES
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: RECEIVER ONLY
I'm just giving you a hard time, Kath... like most of the men on this
board, heh heh. Anyhow, I do have a question for you: what's the name
of the lady at Disney that's in charge of Creative Affairs? I'd like to
start finding out more about her, mostly through other folks at the Big
D. Thanks in advance... Ell
Date: 08-16-87 (19:49) Number: 1493
To: ELLEN GUON Refer#: 1488
From: KATHY SELBERT Read: NO
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: RECEIVER ONLY
There isn't a lady in charge of Creative Affairs, it's VP David
Hoberman, with Ricardo Mestres under him (metaphorically speaking,
though this *is* the Rauncho Conference), then Marty Kaplan (or Marty's
at Ricardo's level), then the C.E.s, including Frances Doel, Jane
Goldenring, Adam Leipzig, Amanda Stern, and Rita Herzcovicki (or however
you spell the bitch's name -- all the secretaries hate her).
And sorry, but you're not capable of giving me the "hard time" I want
(grin -- love to watch you blush). Good thing you can't read the
message I left James Carter -- almost convinced Mike to stop reading
private messages!
Hope your move went well.
Kathy
Date: 08-18-87 (01:47) Number: 1511
To: NATE TUCKER Refer#: 1060
From: LEN WEIN Read: NO
Subj: THE FIRST TIME Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE
I'm starting to worry about you, Tucker. If you have so damn much time
to write this stuff, you can't have much time to DO it.