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Taylor Swift Meets Satan
by Tag Johnson (tag_johnson1960@hotmail.com)

***

Singer Taylor Swift finally succumbs to madness and the 
forces of darkness; commits rape and murder and fucks 
the Prince of Darkness. This is a fantasy; please do not 
do any of this stuff. (MF, FF, nc, bd, intr, preg, 
occult, v, sn, celeb-parody)

***

Part One: Paris Hilton

Taylor Swift waited in the darkness. The garage attached 
to the mansion was not particularly big by Hollywood 
standards, but easily holding twenty sport and luxury 
cars she was impressed and wondered how long it was 
going to take to go on the open market after tonight and 
how much it was going to go for? The opening of the 
garage door shut her day-dreaming down. 

A seemingly block long Mercedes limo pulled in and 
parked. A gigantic black man in a dark suit stepped out 
from behind the steering wheel and opened the back door. 
She stepped out, flawless, breathtakingly beautiful, 
wearing a short, golden, shimmering, silk dress. It was 
Paris Hilton; heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune, 
millionaire many times over, pseudo-celebrity, slut and 
whore. Taylor clicked the safety off on her silenced 
nine millimeter and prepared to make her move but the 
bodyguard’s sudden action froze her in place.

The bodyguard grabbed Paris by her long blonde hair and 
shoved her to the floor. She glared up at him and he 
responded with, “Strip bitch.” Paris rolled onto her 
back and pulled her dress over her head revealing a not 
unexpected lack of underwear; still on her back she 
kicked off her high heels and clumsily yanked off her 
stockings. She looked up at her bodyguard panting. 
“Crawl, you white bitch,” he commanded. 

Naked, Paris got on all fours and began to crawl towards 
him while he laughingly slowly stepped backwards keeping 
pace with her. When he stopped, the two of them were 
almost on top of Taylor. “Nigger lover and her nigger.” 

Taylor thought and almost killed the bodyguard then, but 
decided to watch what was going to happen next. 
Grinning, the bodyguard said to his charge, “You know 
what to do next, you white whore.” Paris crawled to his 
feet and began licking and kissing the floor at his 
feet, she moved to his shoes; licking, kissing and 
sucking them. 

She got on her knees, unzipped his pants and jerked her 
head back to avoid the monstrous cock that shot out. The 
bodyguard grabbed her by her hair with one hand and his 
dick by another and began slapping her across the face 
with it. “Beg for it bitch,” he ordered. 

“Please let me suck your dick master. Please let your 
white whore suck you big black dick. Please master, 
please I love you master. I love your dick, I want it so 
bad. I’ll do anything for you master,” she sobbed. 

The bodyguard slapped her across the face with his 
massive cock one more time and ordered her, “Suck it, 
you cheap little whore, suck my cock, swallow my come, 
and don’t lose a drop.” 

Paris frantically grabbed his dick with both hands and 
shoved the head in her mouth. Taylor Swift was impressed 
with her enthusiasm and technique even though she 
couldn’t get even half of the monster down her throat. 
Closing his eyes, the bodyguard rolled his head back, 
his moans and grunts mingling with the obscene slurping 
sounds Paris was making. 

He came with a grunt and looked down on his mistress and 
when he gave her a bestial grin and opened his mouth to 
speak, Taylor Swift stepped out of her hiding place, 
placed the silencer against the base of his skull and 
unceremoniously pulled the trigger. 

Despite the silencer, the sound echoed throughout the 
garage as the bodyguard, stiff as the proverbial board 
fell over. Paris opened her mouth to scream but dazedly 
fell in a heap when Taylor smashed the butt of her 
pistol against her temple.

As Paris lay there she groggily looked up as her 
attacker. Stunned, she recognized the singer with her 
magnificent mane of golden blonde hair that fell well 
past her shoulders and confusedly took in her all black 
SWAT type outfit and the pistol with its silencer. 
“What?” She asked, momentarily forgetting that the man 
she had just blown was lying dead just a couple of feet 
away. 

Taylor answered by burying her boot into the prone 
woman’s belly. As she lay there gasping for air, Taylor 
explained. “You’re a whore and I’m sick of whores like 
you.” She placed her pistol back into her shoulder 
holster and stood above her helpless victim. Paris 
stared in shock as Taylor unzipped her pants and a large 
plastic strap-on popped out. “You like sucking dick 
whore? Then suck mine.” She commanded the cowering, 
terrified, naked woman. 

Terrified and stunned, Paris scrambled to her knees and 
frantically began sucking her captor’s plastic cock. 
After a few minutes, Taylor pulled her dildo out of 
Paris’s mouth, she grabbed Paris by her mouth and spit 
into her face and slapped her hard and shoved her on her 
back. 

Taylor knelt between Paris’ legs and yanked them apart. 
She lay on top of Paris and shoved her big plastic dildo 
up her dry, unprepared, cunt. Paris cried out in pain 
but dared not move as Taylor moved in and out. Taylor 
grunted as she raped Paris’ cunt, her own pussy growing 
wet from the pressure the base strap-on made against her 
pussy; the joy of punishing the whore, the excitement of 
killing the nigger, and above all the charge of knowing 
what was to come. So to speak. 

After several minutes of this, Taylor rolled Paris onto 
to her stomach; she kicked her legs apart and as she 
pinned her arms together over her with one hand, she 
guided the head of her plastic dick to Paris’ tiny 
virginal asshole. Paris’s eyes bugged out and she cried 
out. “Please no not that!” And screamed in agony as 
Taylor’s artificial cock tore her open. Taylor closed 
her eyes, reveling in the pain she was causing and 
luxuriating in Paris’ screams. 

In and out she slammed her rock hard, plastic dick into 
Paris’ ass and was shocked when she felt an orgasm 
explode through her. She collapsed on top of Paris, 
catching her breath, recovering from the surprise orgasm 
as her prey continued to sob in pain, humiliation, and 
horror. After a few minutes Taylor felt recovered. 

She rolled Paris back onto her back; she thought about 
how beautiful she seemed; soaked with sweat, her face 
smeared with tears and makeup. Taylor stroked her face 
and gently brushed her hair out of her face. “It’s 
almost over,” Taylor assured her.

“It is?” Paris plaintively asked in a little girl’s 
hopeful voice. 

“Yes,” Taylor replied, and with one lightening fast 
move, pulled a long, needle like dagger from her belt 
and rammed it up Paris’s chin and well into her brain. 
Paris convulsed once, almost throwing Taylor off of her 
and died. 

Taylor Swift stared at Paris for a long time; her eyes 
were bulged open, her mouth was wide open as if she was 
still trying to scream. Taylor incuriously noted you 
could see the blade of the dagger in Paris’ mouth. It 
reminded her of a similar scene from Dune. Bored now, 
she got up, pulled her pants down, squatted over Paris 
and let loose a long relaxing piss and wondered what 
time it was.


Part Two: Lindsay Lohan

Taylor Swift waited, hidden in the bushes, armed only 
with a blackjack and a pair of handcuffs. As she waited, 
she fantasized about what she wanted to do to the little 
whore she was waiting for. For years she had watched 
Lindsay Lohan waste her talent and potential, showing 
her ass sometimes literally on Entertainment Tonight and 
in the tabloids. “Well that was about to come to an 
end,” She thought. She smiled as the Ferrari pulled into 
the driveway. 

Annoyed although not surprised, she watched as Lindsay 
stumbled drunkenly out of her car. “This was going to be 
too easy.” She thought as stepped up behind Lindsay and 
brought the blackjack down on the back of her skull.

Lindsay groggily awakened the next morning. For a moment 
she thought she had passed out someplace strange, an 
event that had become more and more common over the last 
few years. But her eyes widened as she looked around 
her; the room was clearly a dungeon, stone walls, floor, 
and ceiling with one wrought iron door. 

There were only three objects in the entire room; a 
strange X-shaped table, set of torture instruments on 
the wall, and a pair of iron cuffs hanging from the 
ceiling. The door opened and in walked the most 
terrifying sight she had ever seen in her short and soon 
to end life. 

She recognized her instantly of course, Taylor Swift was 
one of the most beautiful and famous women in the world. 
But no one had ever seen her like this; she was dressed 
only in knee high, shiny black leather, high-heeled 
boots and matching elbow length gloves. But it was the 
huge strap-on dildo she was wearing and the long coiled 
whip that she carried that froze Lindsay’s blood in her 
veins. 

“What is this, what are you doing?” Lindsay shakily 
asked as she rose to her feet. 

“I’m going to rape you, torture you, and kill you,” 
Taylor replied. Before Lindsay could reply, from twenty 
feet away, the whip whistled from Taylor’s hand and 
wrapped around Lindsay’s ankles and a flick from 
Taylor’s wrist yanked her crashing to the floor. With 
another flip of her wrist, the whip was again coiled in 
her hand. “Now strip!” Taylor commanded. 

A hesitation of Lohan’s part and again the whip struck 
with the speed of a cobra, it almost consciously wrapped 
itself around Lindsay’s waist and when withdrawn it spun 
her around and sent her crashing to the cold stone floor 
and left a bright streak around her waist. 

Lindsay screamed and screamed and frantically tried to 
undress as Taylor brought the whip down over and over. 
Even after she had ripped off her clothes, the whip 
found her leaving its mark. Finally tiring, Taylor 
stopped and looked at Lindsay, bloody and begging for 
mercy. She ordered Lohan to the cuffs hanging from the 
ceiling. 

Taylor fixed the cuffs tightly enough on Lindsay’s 
wrists just cut off circulation and adjusted their 
height so that she was standing tiptoed. Without 
warning, she slammed her leather clad fist into 
Lindsay’s stomach. 

Lindsay wretched and gasped; Taylor put her hands up and 
began beating the helpless woman like she was a boxer’s 
heavy bag. Again and again she slammed her leather clad 
fists into her; her stomach, kidney punches to the small 
of her back and hooks to the ribs, slapping her big fake 
tits but carefully avoiding her still beautiful, tear 
stained face. Again tiring, Taylor undid the cuffs and 
Lindsay collapsed to the floor. She stared down at her 
with contempt for a minute. 

The day before she had been an arrogant, spoiled, 
Hollywood brat. Now she lay curled up at her feet crying 
piteously, her beautiful body covered with bruises, 
welts, and ugly bloody red stripes. Taylor yanked her to 
her feet by her hair and shoved her towards the 
unusually shaped table. “Get on it. Face down,” Swift 
commanded. 

Never a slow learner, Lindsay immediately obeyed. Taylor 
tightly and brutally fastened the table’s straps on 
Lindsay’s wrists and ankles leaving her in even more 
pain. She then walked to the wall display of torture 
instruments and after making a show of examining them 
removed a large, black leather paddle covered with studs 
and having a short wooden handle. She walked behind 
Lindsay where she couldn’t see her; Lindsay opened her 
mouth to beg for mercy but screamed as Taylor brought 
the paddle down. 

With a savagery that even surprised even her, Taylor 
whipped the helpless young woman, beating her ass to a 
pulp. Lindsay had stopped screaming or making any sound 
for several minutes before Taylor noticed. She stopped 
and dropped the paddle and walked around and lifted 
Lindsay’s head by her hair. 

She stared into Lohan’s glazed unfocused eyes and 
realized that although she was still technically 
conscious, she was too far out of it to feel anything. 
Disappointed, she dropped her head and undid the straps. 
She left the room and returned a few minutes later with 
two dog bowls; one with dog food in it, the other with 
water. Lindsay was still hanging from the rack so she 
left them on the floor. Having plenty else to do, she 
left the room and locked it behind her.

When she returned that evening, both bowls were empty 
and Lindsay was cowering in a corner. Whimpering, she 
pleaded, “Please don’t hurt me anymore; I’ll do anything 
you want. Please, no more.” 

Taylor smiled reassuringly. “Don’t sweat it. I’m not 
going to hurt you. Now crawl over here on your hands and 
knees.” 

Weakly smiling, Lindsay complied and at Taylor’s command 
got up on her knees and in terror stared up at her 
captor. 

“Don’t worry, I said I’m not going to hurt you anymore 
and I’m not. NOW DIE BITCH!” she screamed, and with 
lightening speed grabbed her throat and began to 
squeeze. 

In terror, Lindsay tried to pull away, she tried to pull 
Taylor’s hands off, her eyes begged for mercy but there 
would be none coming. After a while, her hands fell 
away, her head slumped forward, her body relaxed and her 
bladder let slip a long stream of piss. 

Taylor let her fall to the floor. She nudged her body 
with her boot. She noticed how Lindsay’s eyes were still 
bulging in terror and her tongue was hanging out of her 
mouth in a manner Taylor thought vaguely reptilian. 
Startled, Taylor realized she had no idea what to do 
with the body.


Part Three: Satan

Nude and alone, Taylor Swift knelt inside the large 
pentagram and chanted the spell she had been taught. The 
cave was in complete darkness except what feeble light 
the five black candles, each set at a point of the 
pentagram gave off. She felt the cave grow warmer. A 
long red crack appeared in the very air before her, a 
blast of incredible heat hit her and she began to hear 
what sounded like distant screams. 

The crack opened and the nightmare vision of the most 
horrifying sight she or any human had ever seen stepped 
out of it. He or was it more appropriate? Towering; 
easily eight feet tall, a horned goat’s head with evil, 
inhuman, unblinking, eyes, a monstrously muscled, re-
skinned human man’s torso, heavily furred goat-like legs 
with cloven hoofs for feet. But it was the obscenity 
between his legs that filled her with a fear that even 
her twisted madness and devotion to the darkness 
couldn’t protect her from. A foot and half in length, 
over half as much in girth, greasy, red, with a pyramid 
shaped head the size of a soft ball, snakelike it 
obscenely turned and seemed to look around the cave 
before it seemed to turn and look at her. 

His lips did not move but; “Who summons Satan?” 
boomingly filled her ears. 

In unfamiliar Latin she replied, “I, Taylor Swift 
summoned you my lord.” 

“What do you seek from Satan?” The voice again filled 
her ears. 

“I seek to give you a son,” she replied. 

“Then prepare yourself,” the voice commanded. 

Unhesitatingly, Taylor picked up the silver dagger and 
rammed into in her abdomen. In agony she leaned back 
spread-eagle so that her arms and legs were lined up 
with the upper points of the pentagram the black candles 
just out of reach and the bottom point between. She 
sobbed in pain as she felt her life slip away and then 
there was darkness.

***

She awoke screaming in pain. The whole world was filled 
with fire and the screams of the damned. She felt 
herself hanging in mid-air as the fires burned but 
didn’t consume her. She looked down between hers legs 
and saw him standing there. He slammed his cock into her 
tearing her open. His cock was like a like a sharpened 
iron stake. Eternally he raped her, now his cunt. For 
what would have been thousands of years on Earth, his 
obscenely raped her. And when he came, he filled her 
with a fire that burned through her.

When she awoke, she was back in the cave. Sweat-soaked, 
steam arose from her body though she shivered from the 
cold. She looked around and saw the pentagram, blood-
stained dagger, and saw from the still burning candles 
that only a few minutes, if that had passed. She ran her 
hands over her body finding no mark from either the 
dagger or the Fires. She wondered if all had been a 
dream. But she ran her hand over her abdomen and jerked 
her hand away at what she felt. 

She smiled at feeling the twisted life growing inside 
her and knew it was all real.

THE END?

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This story was written as an adult fantasy. The author
does not condone the described behavior in real life in
any way, shape or form. Anyone tempted to act out any 
of the scenarios in this story should seriously consider
seeking professional help.
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