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She's a Magic Woman
by RandyPan (randypanthegoatboy@gmail.com)
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Daveigh Chase discovers she's in love with Zooey
Deschanel. (FF, oral, rom, celeb-parody)
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Daveigh walked down the beach one night, around
midnight, wearing her favorite bikini. It was chilly
that night, but she liked swimming when the water was
really cold.
Later, she sat on the beach, with a towel wrapped around
her, shivering a bit, when she heard a voice behind her.
"Jeez, I thought I was the only one who liked to do
this." Daveigh turned her head, to see Zooey Deschanel
come up next to her, wearing a one-piece bathing suit.
Zooey sat down next to her. "Hey, you're doing that
Justice League Dark movie, too, right? Playing Raven?"
"Yeah."
"Yeah, I'm in it, too. I'm playing Zatanna."
"Yeah, I heard."
"Well," Zooey offered her hand, "nice to meet you. Met
anyone else on the cast?"
"I-uh...no." Daveigh couldn't put her finger on it, but
meeting Zooey in person for the first time, there was
something oddly...mesmering?...about her. Maybe it was
her low, soothing voice, or her warm smile, or her big
blue eyes.
"Well, I gotta get in the water while the getting's
good." Zooey got up, and ran toward the waterline. Now
she was gone, Daveigh felt...weird. She also realized
she missed the entire conversation.
Eventually, the first day of filming came. After getting
into costume, Daveigh walked to the set. On arriving,
Daveigh ran into Zooey in her Zatanna costume, and
couldn't help but stare, especially at her be-fishnet-ed
legs.
"Lookin' cute, there, Vay." Zooey smiled at her. "Maybe
later," she then said in a sultry tone, "I can come to
your trailer, and help you take your costume off..."
"Um, okay?"
Zooey laughed. "Kidding!"
"Oh, okay."
"Don't worry, Vay. You don't have to love me, but let's
get high awhile."
"Huh?"
"Zooey, two minutes!" Guillermo shouted.
"It's from a song," Zooey said, then walked toward the
set.
Over the weeks of filming, Daveigh's weird feelings when
around Zooey got stronger, and more confusing. She also
started thinking back to that song lyric Zooey quoted to
her. One night, in her hotel room, she Googled it.
Turned out it was "yet," not "but," but it lead her to
the song, "Magic Man" by Heart.
Listening to it on YouTube, she realized, apart from the
gender-reversal, the song perfectly encapsulated the
weird feelings she'd been having toward Zooey. She
realized that she was in love with her. As this dawned
on her, Daveigh didn't know how to feel at first, but
eventually a smile crept into her face.
On the last day of filming, Daveigh invited Zooey up to
her hotel room to celebrate.
"So, Vay," Zooey said, "what do we got to toast with?"
She and Daveigh sat on the divan in the room, both in
sweatpants and t-shirts.
"Oh, yeah." Daveigh reached into her carry-on bag, and
pulled out a bag of weed, with a few pre-rolled joints.
"Okay," Zooey laughed, "It's not champagne, but..." She
trailed off giggling.
After a few puffs the two had a nice buzz going.
"So..." Zooey asked slowly, "why pot, exactly? I mean,
maybe this is just me, being... me... but I feel like
there's some kind of...significance to us toasting with
pot."
"Well, actually..." Daveigh paused, then reached over to
her computer, and clicked on something, and "Magic Man"
started playing.
"This is..."
"That song, yeah. You did say..."
"You don't have to love me, but let's get high
awhile..."
"Yeah, so, I thought, ya know..."
"And the first part?"
"Well..." Daveigh leaned over, and gave Zooey a deep,
passionate kiss. "That I couldn't help," she whispered,
and continued the kiss.
After a few minutes of making out, the two moved to the
bed, with Zooey straddling Daveigh. Both took their
shirts off in unison, and continued necking.
Zooey started sucking on Daveigh's nipples, causing her
to moan. She then kissed down Daveigh's stomach, which
rose and sank as she breathed. Zooey hooked Daveigh's
sweatpants with her thumbs, and pulled them down, along
with her panties, while kissing down her thighs.
After getting them all the way off, Zooey kissed around
Daveigh's bush, before proceeding to eat her out.
"Huh..." Daveigh gasped, as Zooey's tongue probed her
twat, "huhm... hunh..." When she came, she put her hand
on Zooey's head, wordlessly saying, "Don't stop!" When
she had enough, she released Zooey's head.
Soon, Zooey laid across the bed, as Daveigh buried her
tongue in her hairy snatch. Zooey's brow furrowed, and
she bit her lip, as Daveigh ate her out. As the orgasm
approached, Zooey pinched and pulled on her hard
nipples. When it finally came, her mouth gaped open, and
she let out a high-pitched whine.
Sometime later, they cozied up together, and once again
kissed.
"You do know the song's 'Magic MAN'," Zooey said,
"right?"
"Eh," Daveigh replied, "close enough." The two laughed,
and shared one more kiss.
END
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