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Seinfeld: The Wager
by AA (address withheld)
***
Based on the Seinfeld TV show. Kramer finds a porn
video of Elaine and Jerry and decides that a good game
of strip poker will bring some fun to the mix. (MMF,
sitcom-parody)
***
Jerry Seinfeld is sitting on his couch, flipping
through the channels. Suddenly the door bursts open,
"Hey Buddy!" Kramer yells as he slides through the
door, letting it slam behind him.
"Hey there K man." Jerry looks back at him. By now,
Jerry was completely used to Kramer just bursting
through his door. Kramer walks over to the fridge,
grabs a bottle of milk, and chugs from it.
"What have I told you about drinking from the bottle?"
Jerry says. This was one of Jerry's biggest pet peeves.
"Hey it's almost gone and besides I...WOAHHHH!" Kramer
yells as he trips over a small brown suitcase behind
the couch. Milk spills everywhere to Jerry's disgust.
Jerry jumps up and grabs a towel.
"What the heck is this Jerry, I could have killed
myself." Kramer laps the suitcase.
"It's just a bunch of junk I had in my closet."
Kramer pops the suitcase open. It has some old
sweaters, a pack of cards, and some other miscellaneous
items. Kramer continues rummaging until he comes across
a tape. With Jerry still cleaning the spilled milk, he
walks over to the TV and puts the tape in. The TV
screen is filled with the image of a brunette haired
girl wearing nothing but a black thong. Kramer's eyes
open wide as he smiles. Jerry's head explodes up over
the couch when he hears the video playing.
"Kramer, turn that off now!" Jerry yells.
"Why it's just a video, everyone has them its nothing
to be...." Kramer stops mid-thought. His eyes are stuck
on the screen where he sees the beautiful woman lean
down, removing her black thong leaving her naked. As
she bends over, her lover fills the screen. He is a
hairy-chested man with dark hair. Kramer points to the
screen in amazement. He leans in to the screen, turns
and points to Jerry, then back to the screen.
"Kramer, give me that remote!" Jerry lunges over the
couch and tries to get the remote. Kramer fights back
against Jerry.
"Come on buddy I wanna watch." He holds Jerry back with
his long arms and continues watching the screen. The
woman reappears on screen. She dances slightly, shaking
a perfectly shaped ass as she walks toward the bed. She
gets to the end of the bed and begins to crawl. She
perches herself up on the end of the bed and turns to
face the camera. Jerry makes one final try to get the
remote but it's too late. Kramer's jaw drops as he sees
the woman on the screen is their best friend Elaine.
"Oh my god!" Kramer mumbles. "You and Elaine...you
made a...giddy up!" Kramer gives Jerry thumbs up and
turns back to the screen. Jerry finally grabs e remote
and turns it off. "Oh no Jerry come on."
"No Kramer," Jerry says, "this was made when me and
Elaine were together and there is no way that I'm
letting you watch this."
"But Jerry, I need this. I need it bad buddy!" Kramer
drops on his knees and holds his hands up begging. He
looks up at Jerry's face and pleads again.
"I don't know..." Jerry looks at Kramer and shakes his
head. "Ok Kramer but here's the deal, you don't tell
anyone, anywhere, ever! Not George, not Elaine and
especially not... NEWMAN." Kramer doesn't even respond.
He just looks up at Jerry and smiles, nodding his head.
He jumps up onto the couch and snatches the remote. He
turns it back on and settles into his seat. Jerry sits
back as well obviously uncomfortable.
"Now Kramer this was a long time ago, my performance
might not be representative of my overall..."
Kramer waves his hand trying to quiet Jerry. They both
turn back to the video. Elaine is back on the screen at
the end of the bed. She has an amazing body. Her ass is
a great heart shape and her breasts perfect. They are
only C cups but they are round and very firm for a
women in her early 30's. Her dark hair falls over her
shoulders as she poses for the camera. She extends a
leg toward the camera, exposing her vagina to the two
men. She is completely shaven except for a small
landing strip above her clit.
Jerry sits on the bed waiting for Elaine to stop acting
for the camera. She finally turns to him and crawls up
his body, her hands slowly working up his legs and onto
his penis. She grabs on with one hand and slowly begins
stroking him. Jerry isn't huge but a respectable 6
inches. She moves her hand up and down slowly; cupping
his balls with her other hand. She begins to speed up
her rhythm, to the delight of Jerry. She then leans
over and extends a tongue onto the tip of his dick. She
makes small circles around the tip with her tongue.
"Do you want it Jerry?" Elaine says in a very seductive
voice. He nods his head. She slowly lowers her lips to
the tip and then takes his length in one movement. She
moves her head back up and a small smacking sound is
heard as she leaves his dick. She goes down further and
wraps her tongue around the base of Jerry's dick and
then back up the length until she gets to the top. She
begins to suck his dick more steadily now. She
apparently has no gag reflex as she takes Jerry in and
out, deep-throating him. Jerry's face is showing that
Elaine must be very skilled. His head drops back as she
sucks him off.
Elaine pumps her hand while sucking on Jerry's cock.
Suddenly you can see Jerry tense up, obviously about to
explode. Elaine turns her head slightly ward the
camera, her eyes showing that she knows what is about
to happen and wants to show she is ready and willing.
Jerry gives a small cry and he grasps the bed. Elaine
bobs her head on his cock and he cums and she swallows
it down. She moves back her hear and looks at the
camera. A small amount of Jerry's cum had drizzled out
of her mouth and down to her chin. She places a finger
to her face and wipes the cum onto her finger. She
looks right at the camera and licks the finger clean,
smiling.
Suddenly the buzzer to the apartment door rings out,
startling Jerry and Kramer, who were in a trace at the
video.
"Hey Jerry is Elaine!" Elaine's voice calls out over
the speaker. The two men jump to their feet. Jerry
rushes over to the speaker. Kramer fumbles over the VCR
and removes the tape and Jerry nervously buzzes Elaine
upstairs. Kramer throws the movie back into the
suitcase and shuts it.
"Remember Kramer... Not a word!" Jerry points to
Kramer. Elaine opens the door and walks in.
"Lainey," Jerry says in a nervous voice. Kramer just
looks at her and smiles as he slides out the door and
back into his apartment.
"What was that all about? Were you guys talking about
me?" Elaine asks pointing to the door that Kramer just
slammed.
"Um... talking about you? ... no." Jerry stammers.
"Your know Kramer he's nuts. Well Elaine it was nice of
you to stop by but I have to...run out...somewhere,
bye." He pushes a very confused Elaine out the door and
slams it behind her, locking it quickly. He then turns
to the TV, smiles, and grabs the remote...
Four Days Later
Kramer and Jerry sit in Jerry's apartment. Kramer has
been bothering Jerry non-stop about seeing the rest of
the secret porn video he saw a few days before. Jerry
hasn't budged.
"Come on Jerry, I was good I didn't say a word." Kramer
begs.
"No. Nope, I just don't think so Kramer. It was a
mistake to show you anyway and besides Elaine isn't
usually like that."
"Oh I bet she is, I've always know she was a tomcat."
Kramer shakes his palm toward Jerry. "In fact, I bet
that I can get Elaine to get frisky with me."
"You are crazy Kramer. Elaine isn't going to just jump
in the sack with you, how are you going to convince
her?"
"Oh I have my ways," Kramer says shaking his up and
down. "I...have my ways. In fact I'll bet $50 I can get
her naked tonight!" He gives Jerry the thumbs up.
"Oh you have yourself a wager." Jerry grabs Kramer's
hand to make it official.
Later that night
Jerry and Elaine are sitting on the couch of Jerry's
apartment. She is wearing a flowing green skirt and a
black tank top. The strap of her black bra is visible.
The tank top lunges down toward her breasts and makes
her breasts look quite impressive. Kramer then bursts
through the door with a pack of playing cards in his
hand. Jerry and Elaine look back at him as he sits down
at Jerry's table.
"Hey Kramer, what are you doing with cards?" Elaine
peers back at Kramer shuffling the deck.
"I was bored so I thought I'd come over and see if you
two wanted to play a little poker." Kramer continues to
shuffle and smiles at the two. Jerry looks at Kramer
with a weary eye, knowing what he is up to.
"Well, yea sure that could be fun." Elaine shrugs her
shoulders and goes over to the table. Jerry joins them
and sits down. Kramer begins passing out the cards to
each player.
"Ok the game is five card draw."
"Well what are we playing for Kramer, I don't see any
money?" Elaine looks at Kramer.
"Um... well how about we play some strip poker?" Kramer
says like its no big deal.
"Oh I don't think so Kramer," Elaine says picking up
her cards. "I am the only woman here and it's so hot I
barely have any layers on, plus I..." Elaine looks at
her cards and smiles. "Ok I'm it!" She says as she
smiles and licks her lips.
"With this hand, I'm going to see two naked guys and I
don't have to worry about taking anything off."
Jerry and Kramer look at each other, both slightly
worried. Jerry takes three cards and has a pair of 6's.
Kramer takes three cards and gets two pair, Jacks and
fives. Kramer turns to Elaine to see how many cards she
wants to exchange and she shakes her head, licking her
lips as she does so.
"I have a flush. Read 'em and weep." Elaine throws down
her cards. Jerry turns to Kramer with an angry look and
Kramer pulls at his collar, not taking into account
that Elaine might win. "Let's see some skin boys."
Elaine laughs.
Jerry takes his shirt off angrily. Elaine shuffles and
passes out the cards. Jerry takes three again and gets
a pair of Jacks. Kramer takes two and gets 3 of a kind,
8's. Elaine takes three and gets nothing. The two men
smile at each other.
"Ok Lainey, let see it." Jerry smirks. Elaine frowns
and decides to take off her tank top. Jerry and Kramer
smile as she removes the small shirt. Her black bra is
lacey at the top and encases a pair of beautiful
breasts. The two men's eyes go directly to her breasts.
"Alright enough gawking, lets play." The cards are
dealt again and jerry loses again. He shoots a look of
hatred at Kramer and he is forced to take his pants
off. Elaine playfully slaps his ass as he strips from
his pants. Kramer looses the next hand, leaving his
shirtless, Jerry pant-less, and Elaine in her bra.
Jerry gives Kramer a look as if saying, "Great plan you
idiot!" The next round of cards sees Elaine losing with
a pair. She stands up.
"Hey if I have to take it off, I might as well make
them salivate." She thinks. She turns around facing the
couch and slowly pulls down the zipper on the side of
the skirt. She gives them a little dance and bends down
pulling the skirt slowly over her ass until she stands
in a green thong. The two men stare at her, each with
their cocks growing. Jerry puts his hands over his
cock, which is held by just boxer shorts. The cards are
dealt and Elaine gets a huge smile on her face.
"I have such a good hand," Elaine gloats. "I think we
should play this hand to get naked. Loser strips it all
off." She looks at Jerry and then Kramer.
"I don't think so Elaine, that's not..." Kramer holds
his hand up quieting Jerry.
"If jerry doesn't want to, I'll play you one on one
this hand Elaine." Kramer says.
"Deal!" Elaine yells. She takes one card and gets a
full house with two kings and three 4's. Kramer takes
his cards and looks saddened as he looks at them.
"Ha, I have a full house, 4's full of kings." Elaine
throws her cards onto the table. Kramer looks at them
as she smiles.
"That's a pretty good hand Elaine... but it doesn't
beat my cowboys full of 7's." Kramer comes back
throwing down his 3 jacks and 2 -7's. Kramer jumps up
and slaps hands with Jerry. Elaine looks utterly
defeated, realizing she now had to strip in front of
her two friends because of her cockiness. She reaches
behind her back and unhooks her bra.
The straps slide down her arms as her breasts come into
eyesight. They sit firmly and her small nipples become
hard as the air hits them. She takes her thong down
next, revealing a shaved vagina. Kramer's jaw falls
when he sees her panties removed.
"I guess that old landing strip is gone." Kramer says.
Jerry looks at Kramer, who has just made a huge
mistake. Elaine looks at them in confusion.
"How did you know that I..." She begins but then she
sees a blank video tape sitting on the VCR. "The tape,"
she covers herself up. "He saw the tape!" She runs over
and pushes Jerry, slapping his shoulder repeatedly.
"Well, it was a mistake and he only saw some of it."
Jerry begins. Elaine steps back and gathers herself.
"That's it; if Kramer has seen that video then you are
both getting naked right now." She yells. Jerry begins
to object but Kramer quickly strips his clothes off,
standing there naked. The sight of Elaine had already
made his cock somewhat erect, standing out about 7
inches. Elaine's eyes widen as she looks and licks her
lips. Jerry also removes his shorts after a long wait.
"Well, now that we've seen each other, what should we
do?" Kramer asks as he walks toward Elaine.
"What are you talkin..." Elaine tries to talk but
Kramer grabs her and kisses her on the lips. At first,
she tries to push him away but then she lets herself
melt into him. The entire situation had made Elaine
somewhat horny and she hadn't had sex in over a month.
She kisses Kramer and begins to massage her tongue on
Kramer's. She twirls her tongue around his and this
perks Kramer's' cock to its fullest. As they break
their embrace, Elaine looks down and sees Kramer's now
9 inch cock. She is amazed with not only its length but
also its girth.
'Wow Kramer, look at you." Elaine says as she grabs
onto his rigid cock. Kramer's eyes light up as Elaine
begins stroking on his erect dick. She moves her small
hand back and forth over the length of his shaft. Jerry
stands there in amazement. Elaine grabs Kramer's now
fully erect penis and walks him toward the bedroom.
Jerry remains there until Elaine pops her head out from
behind the wall.
"Are you coming Jerome?" She says seductively. That is
all the prompting Jerry needs as he runs toward the
bedroom.
Elaine leads Kramer to the bed where she pushes him on
his back. She jumps on the bed and goes mouth first
onto his penis. She licks up and down the length and
then takes the head into her mouth. She continues to
lick circles around the tip until finally she takes the
shaft into her mouth. She begins sucking on Kramer's
dick, slurping on it and fondling his balls with her
other hand. Suddenly she feels a hand on her ass.
Jerry has come up behind her and starts rubbing her
ass, and down her thighs. By now, he is also erect and
Elaine is quite wet. He positions himself between her
thighs and flicks his tongue out on Elaine's pussy. She
continues sucking Kramer's cock as Jerry begins to eat
her out. He grabs her legs and pulls her pussy closer
to his mouth. He sucks in on her clit and flicks it
with his tongue.
"Oh god Yes Jerry! You know how I like it." Elaine says
taking her head off Kramer's dick. She begins to move
her hips with Jerry's tongue and grinds down onto his
face. Jerry sticks a finger into her pussy and this
gets her even hornier.
"Please don't stop Jerry. I want to cum, lick it
harder!" She says panting as she throws her head back,
tossing her hair. She has not grabbed Kramer's dick and
began giving a hand job. She moans loudly as Jerry
continues to assault her pussy with a tongue and
finger. His finger is now pumping quickly as his tongue
works her clit. She throws her head back again
"Yes! Yesss! Oh it's so nice! FUCK!" Suddenly Elaine's
body tenses and she grinds her pussy into Jerry's face
as she cums. He pulls back with her juices covering his
face. Elaine flips over next to Kramer and lies
panting.
"Oh Jerry I forgot how well you could eat a box. I
think you deserve to pick which hole you want after
that performance." Elaine says trying to catch her
breath.
"Ok I'll take your ass then." Jerry says happily. She
flips over on all fours as if to offer her hole to
Jerry. Then she looks at Kramer who has a small frown
on his face.
"Wait, we can't forget the K-man." She says which puts
the smile back on his face. She gets on top of Kramer
and grabs his dick, positioning the head at her pussy
lips. She is soaked now, especially after cumming so
the tip of his cock slides easily into her shaved cunt.
She slides the cock further into her and then pulls
out.
The second thrust gets more and finally the third
thrust gets 8 inches into her pussy. She begins to ride
on Kramer's dick as Jerry gets some lube. He squirts
some onto his finger and her asshole and begins working
her asshole with his finger, one at first very slowly
and then a second. Elaine is now bent over, riding
Kramer. He licks her magnificent tits as his cock goes
in and out of her wet snatch.
Elaine is moaning now as Jerry positions himself for
entry. Elaine plunges deep onto Kramer's dick. Jerry
works the tip of his penis into her well-lubricated
ass. He works slowly as Elaine bites her bottom lip,
being filled n both holes. When Jerry manages to get
most of the way into her ass, they begin to work on
Kramer's dick again. The two men work in unison. All
three are soon breathing hard.
"Oh YES!! Kramer suck on my tits hard and fuck me!"
Elaine yells. Kramer is more than happy to oblige and
starts sucking on her tits fiercely. She begins moaning
even louder as her nipples are sucked, fully erect. The
two men bang her together for what seems like forever.
Then Elaine sensing the two men may be near conclusion,
jumps off and starts sucking on Kramer's dick. She
grabs Jerry's at the same time and gets on her knees
off the bed. "I want you to both cum on me. I want to
feel you're cum on my tits!" She says.
She expertly sucks on Kramer's dick. After slamming her
pussy he is close to cumming already and he lets out a
roar as he bursts into her mouth. She takes the first
load into her mouth and swallows it. She then backs off
his cock and lets the second and third strings hit her
in the face. One lands right over her nose and the
other on her chin. The hand job and the sight of Elaine
covered in cum is all it takes for Jerry and he bursts
onto her face and on her tits. She licks both men clean
and then they all collapse on the floor.
"Well, you boys have any other games you wanna play,
maybe we can get Georgie boy over?" She says licking
the cum off her fingers.
END
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