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 Archive name: Seinfld`.txt (MMM/F Org)
 Authors name: George
 Story Title : The Gang Bang

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 AUTHORS NOTE:
 The following episode of the hit TV show "Seinfeld" was
 originally scheduled to be the centerpiece of NBC's
 Fall sweeps week this year. The network executives
 figured that they were finally giving loyal "Seinfeld"
 viewers the episode they had always wanted. Unfor-
 tunately, when sponsors learned what the storyline was,
 several of them threatened to pull out and the episode
 had to be scrapped. A friend of mine leaked the script
 to me, and I decided to rework it into a narrative
 story and post it. Once you read it, I'm sure you will
 agree that the network was foolish to think they could
 ever get it on the air.
                             *

 The intercom next to the front door buzzed, and Jerry
 Seinfeld got up from his couch, walked across his neat
 one-bedroom apartment, and pushed the talk button.

 "Who is it?"

 "It's George."

 "Come on up." Jerry buzzed George in, unlocked the door
 and then sat back down to continue channel surfing, his
 favorite leisure activity.

 George Costanza came in and plopped down next to him.

 "How's it going, Jerry?"

 "Not bad, Georgie. What brings you by?" This was more
 or less a rhetorical question, since George dropped by
 almost every day after work for no particular reason
 other than habit, and Jerry wasn't expecting much of a
 reply.

 But George heaved a deep sigh and said, "I want to ask
 you something, Jerry."

 "Shoot."

 "When's the last time you got laid? If you don't mind
 my asking, of course."

 Jerry tore his eyes away from the TV and gave George a
 surprised look.

 "When's the last time I got laid?? You came over here
 to ask me that?"

 "I'll tell you the last time I got laid, Jerry." A few
 moments of silence.  "Actually, I can't even remember,
 which just proves my point. I'm horny, dammit. My basic
 male needs are not being met."

 Jerry shifted a few inches along the couch away from
 his friend.

 "Well, I can't help you there, I'm afraid."

 "Don't be ridiculous, Jerry. I haven't seen you dating
 anyone lately, and I thought maybe you had the same
 problem I did. Misery loves company, you know."

 Jerry thought about it. The truth was, he hadn't had
 any sex in months either.

 "You know, now that you mention it, it's been a while
 for me too." He shook his head sadly. "You hit the
 nail on the head - It really is a basic male need,
 isn't it?"

 George nodded. "If only it was also a basic female
 need, then we wouldn't have this problem. Some people
 say that women need sex, but I certainly haven't seen
 much evidence of it."

 The intercom buzzed again, and Jerry heaved himself
 back up off the couch with a sigh.

 "Who is it?"

 "It's Elaine."

 "Come on up."

 Jerry sat back down. "She's been coming over here every
 day after her workout to use my shower," he said. "She
 says the showers at the health club don't have enough
 water pressure or something."

 George shook his head. "How do you like that," he said
 absently. As a general rule, he preferred to concen-
 trate on his own problems.

 "Not very much actually, but what can you do."

 Elaine Benes came into the apartment and dropped an
 enormous gym bag on the floor with a loud thump. She
 was wearing a tight spandex leotard under a pair of
 running shorts, and her long brown hair was pulled
 back by a sweatband. Sweat evaporating from her
 leotard had caused localized cooling, and her nipples
 were poking through the spandex.

 "Hi Jerry, hi George."

 Elaine walked over to the refrigerator, took out a
 carton of milk, and began drinking like someone who
 had been lost in the desert for a week. Milk dribbled
 out of the corner of her mouth, down her throat, and
 into the cleavage of her leotard. Finally, she lowered
 the carton and let out a long, satisfied sigh.

 "God, I needed that."

 She noticed that Jerry and George were staring at her.
 
 "What?" She looked at the empty carton in her hand.
 "Oh, sorry about the milk.  I'll bring you some more
 tomorrow."

 "It's not that," said Jerry finally. "You've got a
 little milk..." He motioned to his chin.

 "Oh, thanks." She wiped her chin with her hand, and
 then did the same thing to her neck and the upper
 part of her chest. As she licked the last drops of
 milk off her fingers, she noticed that they were
 staring at her again.

 "What's with you guys?"

 "Nothing, really," said Jerry.

 "No, come on - you're both staring at me with funny
 looks on your faces. What's going on? What were you
 talking about before I came up?"

 Elaine was one of those women who couldn't stand to
 be left out of a conversation, and Jerry knew she
 wouldn't be satisfied until she had dragged it out
 of them.

 "George and I were just having sort of a guy talk,"
 he said. "It turns out that neither one of us has...
 been with a woman in quite some time. We were sitting
 here commiserating, and then you waltz in here in that
 tight outfit and start guzzling milk, letting it run
 down your neck and between your breasts..."

 "I get the point," she interrupted. "You're horny."

 "Exactly!" said George, slapping the armrest of the
 couch for emphasis. "We're horny."

 They braced themselves for some teasing from Elaine.

 "Well, I'm horny too," she said to their surprise. She
 made a sour face. "I haven't gotten laid since Fred
 joined that cult."

 Jerry shook his head. "That was such a shame. Fred
 seemed like a nice guy."

 "Well, his name is Ram El, now, and he has forsaken
 all earthly pleasures, including me. I've had quite a
 dry spell since then. Sex is a basic female need, you
 know."

 "Aha!" said George. "So at least there's hope."

 Elaine looked at them thoughtfully, and then gave them
 a devilish smile. "Maybe we could sort of...help each
 other out. What do you say, Georgie?" Elaine knew
 George had always had a crush on her.

 "That would be fantastic," said George.

 "Sounds good to me, too," said Jerry cheerfully.
 Naturally they assumed she was kidding. But she wasn't.

 She came over and squeezed between them on the couch.

 "In fact," she said, "I was thinking it would be fun to
 have sex with both of you guys at once. What do you
 say?"

 George gasped for breath as he realized she was
 serious. "What do we say? What you think we say?? We
 say yes!!" He looked over at Jerry for confirmation,
 but his friend looked doubtful. The comedian was kind
 of squeamish about trying anything new or different.

 Elaine poked Jerry in the ribs. "What's the matter,
 sport? Not man enough?"

 Jerry stood up and paced back and forth. "I don't know
 about this. I was in this situation once before, and I
 didn't do it because I thought I would have to start
 living a whole different life style."

 "You didn't do it because you are a moron," muttered
 George, who had helped Jerry get that previous oppor-
 tunity and had never forgiven him for passing it up.

 "Come on Jerry, live a little," encouraged Elaine. "A
 little wild sex won't kill you."

 "I'll kill you if you don't do it," said George help-
 fully.

 Jerry looked at them and then threw his hands in the
 air. "OK, OK, what the heck. I'll do it."

 "Hot dog!" George clapped his hands together with glee.
 "This is going to be great!"

 "Listen to me, both of you," said Elaine. "I don't want
 you telling anyone about this. It could really hurt my
 reputation."

 "Our lips are sealed," agreed George immediately.

 "Yeah, I've heard you say that before," said Elaine
 over her shoulder as she went into the bathroom to
 take her shower. "This time I mean it."

 George stared at Jerry in amazement. "Can you believe
 it?"

 Jerry spread his hands out wide and shook his head. "I
 really can't believe it. Our dear sweet Elaine."

 George snorted. "Not when we get through with her." He
 rubbed his hands together. "Now, we need a plan of
 action. Who's going to do what, what's going to go
 where, it's all got to be decided ahead of time."

 At that moment, much to George and Jerry's dismay, the
 door flew open and Kramer burst into the apartment.

 "Hiya," he said to both of them. "Jerry, you ready to
 go?"

 "Go where?" asked Jerry distractedly.

 "To the grocery store, remember? There's a big fruit
 sale today and I want to stock up."

 Jerry recalled that he had promised his lanky neighbor
 that he would go food shopping with him this evening.
 At the moment, it was the last thing he wanted to do.
 However, he was worried that George would spill the
 beans to Kramer, and he reasoned that it might be best
 to separate them."

 "OK, Kramer, lets go."

 Kramer was looking at George curiously. "What's the
 matter, buddy? You look like you've seen a ghost or
 something."

 "Nothings the matter," said George defensively. "Why
 do you ask?"

 "Oh yeah," said Kramer, leaning forward and inspecting
 George's face closely.  "Something's the matter all
 right."

 "Nothings the matter!" said Jerry desperately. "Now
 lets go."

 Kramer spun around and looked at Jerry intently.
 "Something's going on here - I can feel it!"

 "Kramer, there is nothing going on here," repeated
 Jerry. His heart sank as he saw that beads of sweat
 were forming on George's forehead.

 Kramer poked his finger into George's chest. "George,
 there's something going on between you two, and I want
 to know what it is. Now come on, out with it!"

 George swallowed hard. He was visibly trembling as
 Kramer stared directly into his eyes. "All right, all
 right... Jerry and I are going to be in a threesome
 together."

 Jerry shook his head sadly.

 Kramer jumped a few inches into the air as if he had
 been jolted by an electrical socket. "A threesome!
 That's unbelievable! Who's the lucky lady?"

 "No one you know," said George. "And it's none of your
 business, anyway."

 "No, no, no," said Kramer thoughtfully. "You can't fool
 old Cosmo Kramer. It's someone I know, isn't it?"

 Suddenly Kramer heard the shower running, and realiza-
 tion dawned. "It's Elaine!  You guys are going to do a
 threesome with Elaine!" He stared at George accusingly,
 as if daring him to deny it.

 George's face drooped and he stared at the floor. "Yes,
 it's Elaine," he admitted.

 Jerry looked at his watch. "Four minutes. You managed
 to keep that secret for four whole minutes. Very im-
 pressive."

 George was too ashamed to speak.

 "So, our sweet little Elaine is going to try some wild,
 uninhibited lovemaking," said Kramer. "Count me in."

 "Count you in?!" shouted George.

 "Are you crazy?!" chimed in Jerry.

 "This isn't like sharing a taxi!" said George angrily.
 "It's a private matter between the three of us. You
 can't say anything to Elaine about this, Kramer. If she
 finds out that you know, it will never happen."

 Kramer nodded grudgingly. "OK, OK, I won't say any-
 thing."

 Just then Elaine walked out of the bathroom with a
 towel around her head.  "Jerry, can I use your hair
 dryer? Oh, hi Kramer."

 "Well, hello there," said Kramer in a low, husky voice.
 
 Elaine stopped in her tracks and stared at Kramer for
 a second. Then she looked at George. "You told him,
 didn't you?" George's face told her the answer.

 "He held out for four whole minutes," said Jerry. "For
 George, that's not too bad."

 "Well, that's just great," said Elaine angrily. "I
 guess I'll have to call the whole thing off. I don't
 want the whole city to know about it."

 George shook his head despondently. He appeared to be
 close to tears. Suddenly, he slapped himself repeatedly
 on the forehead. "Stupid, stupid, stupid!"

 Elaine thought it over briefly. "Unless.... Kramer, you
 want in?"

 "Oh yeah - I want in." Kramer smiled happily.

 "OK, we'll do it with Kramer," said Elaine.

 "Hallelujah!" shouted George.

 "You are going to do all three of us at once?" asked
 Jerry disbelievingly.

 "Sure, why not." She cocked her hip saucily at Jerry.
 "I have three holes, don't I? Come on, too late to
 chicken out now."

 Jerry shook his head in confusion. This was getting to
 be a little too much for him. But Elaine was right, it
 was too late to back out now.

 "You know who else you should get in on this?" said
 Kramer to Elaine.

 "I hate to even ask," said Elaine. "But who?"

 "Newman," said Kramer with a knowing nod.

 "Newman?? Why Newman?" Elaine wrinkled her nose with
 distaste. Newman was an overweight friend of Kramer's
 who lived in the building. He and Jerry didn't get
 along.

 "Well, most people don't know this, but Newman is a
 superb cocksman."

 "A what?" asked Elaine, laughing.

 "A superb cocksman," repeated Kramer.

 "How do you know?" asked George. "Are you just taking
 his word for it?"

 "I've seem him action," answered Kramer with a meaning-
 ful nod.

 "That's too much information," said Jerry with disgust.

 "No, no," said Kramer. "He was in some movies back in
 the early eighties. Adult movies."

 "Wait a minute," said George. "You're telling me Newman
 used to be a porno actor? I don't believe it."

 "I don't believe it either," said Jerry. "Kramer,
 you're nuts."

 "Oh no, it's true," said Kramer. "Wait right here." He
 disappeared out the door.

 "Superb cocksman," said Jerry thoughtfully. "There's a
 phrase you don't hear every day."

 "I'll say," giggled Elaine.

 "It's kind of raunchy and elegant at the same time,"
 said Jerry, switching into his stand-up comedian mode.
 "You know, I think it would be a good phrase for a
 personal ad." He pantomimed reading a classified ad.
 "Single white male, mid thirties, non-smoker, is
 looking for someone to share special times with. Enjoy
 reading, rollerblading, and avante garde films. Superb
 cocksman."

 Elaine laughed. "That's pretty good, Jerry. You ought
 to put that into your act."

 "No, I don't think that would go over very well. I've
 got a reputation as a family comedian, you know."

 "Too bad," said Elaine. "It's a lot funnier than most
 of your stuff."

 "Gee, thanks," said Jerry.

 Kramer burst back into the apartment carrying a video-
 tape.

 "Here it is: 'Hot and Spicy Pizza Girls'! A classic."
 He popped it into the VCR and started fast forwarding.

 "Right up there with 'The Godfather', I'm sure," said
 Jerry sarcastically.

 "Here we go," said Kramer, playing the tape at normal
 speed. On the screen, a scantily clad woman carrying
 a pizza box sauntered up to the front of a house and
 rang the bell. A thin young man with curly brown hair
 answered the door.

 "There he is," said Kramer triumphantly. "That's
 Newman."

 "That's not Newman," said George dismissively.

 Elaine leaned in for a closer look. "Oh my God, that
 IS Newman!"

 "About ten thousand bear claws ago," observed Jerry.

 "I don't get it," said George with a note of jealousy
 in his voice. "Why would anyone put Newman in a porno
 movie?"

 "Oh my God," said Elaine, staring wide-eyed at the TV.

 "I must say, that's quite impressive," admitted Jerry.

 "Quite a piece of equipment he's got there, isn't it,"
 said Kramer proudly. "He really knows how to use it,
 too."

 George shook his head sadly. "I certainly can't compete
 with that."

 Elaine turned off the tape. "I've seen enough," she
 said. "Newman's in."

 Jerry threw up his hands in dismay. "Four guys! How
 are you going to do four guys at once?"

 "We need a plan," said George again. "You can't just
 rush into these things willy-nilly and expect them to
 go smoothly."

 Jerry gave him a dirty look. "Oh, so you're an expert,
 now. Well, someone please explain to me how Elaine is
 going to satisfy four men at once."

 Jerry, George, and Kramer launched into an animated
 discussion. Arguments began, and angry words were
 exchanged. A sketch pad was used. George, who was
 secretly afraid that he was going to be stuck with a
 hand job or an armpit, was particularly vehement.

 "SHUT UP, all of you!" Elaine was looking at them
 accusingly, hands on her hips. They fell silent.

 "This is MY orgy and I'll decide who does what."

 They listened attentively.

 "George, you get my ass."

 "Why me?" asked George.

 "Well, that's the tightest hole, and it's a very
 sensitive area. I'm not sure how to put this nicely,
 George, but I think I would be most comfortable with
 you in my ass."

 George looked a little hurt. "What, you just assume
 that my cock is the smallest?"

 "Not at all. Jerry told me."

 George shrugged. "That's OK. I wanted the ass anyway."

 "Good," said Elaine. "Just be sure you wear a condom.
 And not one of those blue ones, for Gods sake."

 "Don't worry," said George reassuringly. "I threw all
 those away."

 "OK," continued Elaine. "Jerry, you have the best
 hygeine, so you get my mouth. Kramer, that leaves you
 with my pussy. Now, is everyone happy?"

 They all nodded.

 "What about Newman?" asked Jerry.

 "He can be a substitute in case someone gets hurt,"
 answered Elaine with a laugh. "I just want to get a
 closer look at his tool, anyway."

 "So when do we do it?" asked George eagerly.

 Elaine smiled. She was almost as eager as George. "How
 about tomorrow at about this time? We'll all meet right
 here."

 "All right," said Jerry. "Tomorrow it is. Do you think
 you can wait that long?" he asked, looking at George.

 "Are you kidding? I won a contest, remember?"

			********

 The next day, George arrived at Jerry's apartment a bit
 early.

 "I wanted to make sure I had time to get ready," he
 said, going into the bedroom.

 A few minutes later he came out wearing a paisley silk
 robe.

 Jerry looked at him and laughed. "You look like Hugh
 Hefner. All you need is the pipe."

 "One should always dress appropriately for the occa-
 sion," said George, inspecting himself in the mirror.
 "It's one of my philosophies in life. If you want to
 be a swinger, you have to dress like a swinger."

 "Well you look like one swinging dude, my friend."

 Elaine was next to arrive. "Nice robe," she said to
 George with a wan smile.

 "Elaine, you look kind of pale," observed Jerry. "Are
 you feeling all right?"

 "I'm kind of nervous," she admitted. "I've never done
 anything like this before, you know." She started
 opening cabinets in the kitchen. "You have any booze?"

 "Bottom cabinet next to the fridge," said Jerry.

 Elaine found a bottle of whiskey and poured herself a
 huge drink. "Down the hatch," she said, tossing it
 back. "Whoa! That's more like it."

 As the alcohol took effect, color returned to her
 cheeks and she began to dance around the apartment.
 She shimmied seductively up to George and ran her
 hands up and down his chest, enjoying the slippery
 feeling of the silk.

 "I like a man who knows how to dress for the occasion."

 George nodded knowingly.

 "OK, Costanza, lets see it, " she suddenly said with a
 giggle.

 George turned pale. "You want to see it? What, just
 like that?"

 "You heard her, Hef," said Jerry. "She wants to see
 it."

 "I think I better have a drink first," said George. He
 poured himself a shot of whiskey and downed it. "Ahh...
 I see what you mean, Elaine. That does help."

 He walked back over to Elaine and then, with one sudden
 movement, he flung off the robe. He wasn't wearing any-
 thing under it.

 "Whoohoooo!" shouted Elaine. "Now were getting some-
 where."

 "Nothing but socks," said Jerry. "That's always a nice
 look."

 Elaine walked over to Jerry. "OK, wise guy, I think
 it's your turn. You need a drink first?"

 "No thanks. But what about you? When are you going to
 get naked?"

 "Not until everyone is here," said Elaine coquettishly.
 "But I guess I can get a little more comfortable." She
 took off her blouse and her skirt, revealing a short
 black teddy which was cut low in front. She did a twirl
 for their benefit.

 "Now, lets go Jerry," she said. "Chop, chop."

 "You heard the woman," said George. "Besides, you won't
 believe how much better you will feel once you are
 naked." In fact, George did look unusually radiant.

 "OK, OK," said Jerry. He slowly removed his white
 sneakers and socks, then his jeans and his t-shirt,
 folding them neatly as he took them off. Finally, he
 stood completely naked.

 "You know, this does feel pretty good," he said,
 smiling and swinging his arms back and forth.

 "I told you," said George.

 Just then the doorknob rattled and there was a loud
 thud as something hit the door.

 "I thought it would be prudent to leave it locked this
 evening," said Jerry.

 Elaine opened the door, and Kramer and Newman walked
 in. Kramer was rubbing his forehead and looked a little
 dazed. Newman walked up to Elaine, moving quite grace-
 fully despite his bulk, and kissed her hand gallantly.
 Then he stood in front of Jerry and gave him a long
 look up and down.

 "Hello, Jerry," he sneered.

 "Hello, Newman." Jerry tried to sound confident and
 superior, but he felt himself wilting under Newman's
 gaze.

 "What's the matter, Jerry, you look a little uncomfor-
 table," said Newman with a smirk.

 "You have me at kind of a disadvantage here," protested
 Jerry. "I'm naked and you're fully dressed."

 Newman glanced briefly down at Jerry's midsection and
 snickered. "Oh, I have you at a disadvantage all
 right."

 Kramer suddenly noticed that George and Jerry were
 naked. "You didn't start without us, did you?"

 "Not all," said Jerry.

 "Come on, Kramer and Newman," said Elaine, doing
 another twirl. "All the guys have to take it off, and
 then we can get started."

 "Giddyup," said Kramer eagerly, and he put down the
 duffel bag he was carrying. He tore off his polyester
 sport shirt, sending a button bouncing across the
 floor, kicked off his shoes, and dropped his pants,
 leaving himself completely nude.

 "Now that's what I call following orders," said Elaine
 appreciatively.

 Newman had gone into the bedroom to undress. Now he
 walked out, also naked, with a little smile on his
 face. His smile was the only little thing about him.
 His wide chest and big belly made him appear twice
 the size of any of the other men in the room. But
 what really caught ones eye was his immense tool,
 which hung down to his knees and was as thick as a
 mans forearm. The overall impression he gave was of
 a bull elephant.

 "What can I say, Newman," said Elaine, sounding a
 little out of breath. "I don't know where I'm going
 to find the room for that."

 "I'm sure we can squeeze it in somewhere," he said.

 The other three men were trying desperately not to
 look at the portly postal worker. Jerry decided to try
 to change the subject.

 "Hey Kramer - what's in the duffel bag, party boy?"

 "Equipment, Jerry."

 "Ooh, toys," said Elaine, perking up. "Lets see."

 Kramer unzipped the duffel bag, rooted around, and then
 pulled out a large, black dildo.

 Jerry shook his head in wonderment. "A dildo, Kramer?
 We have four guys and one woman - what on earth do we
 need a dildo for?"

 "He's got a point, Kramer," laughed Elaine. "Lets see
 what else you have in there."

 "Right," said Kramer, unfazed. He reached in again and
 pulled out a big plastic squeeze bottle. "How about
 some massage oil?"

 "That's more like it." She took the bottle and pointed
 it playfully at Jerry. A jet of oil arced past the
 comedian and splattered onto his couch.

 "My couch! Don't mess up my couch!"

 Elaine started laughing hysterically. Ignoring Jerry's
 attempts to protect his couch, she began squirting oil
 at all of them and then rubbing it in. A few minutes
 later, Jerry, George, and Kramer were all coated from
 head to toe with a glistening coat of oil. Newman
 seemed content to stand aside and watch.

 "What's that scent?" inquired George during a break
 in the action. He had been very quiet since Newman had
 arrived, but he seemed to have regained his courage.

 "Passion fruit," replied Kramer.

 Jerry made a face. "This apartment is going to smell
 like passion fruit for months.

 Elaine giggled. "You make that sound like a bad thing."

 "All right, Miss Benes," said Jerry. "We are all naked,
 completely covered with oil, and sporting firm erec-
 tions of various sizes and shapes. I think it's time
 for you to lose that teddy."

 "I guess you're right," she said.

 Elaine's cheeks were flushed, her chest was heaving
 with the exertion of spreading oil on three squirming
 men, and her eyes were sparkling. To put it succinctly,
 she looked extremely hot. After handing the bottle of
 oil to George, she closed her eyes and raised her arms
 over her head.

 "All right, men. You may do with me as you wish."

 They pulled her teddy up over her head and off, and
 slid her black thong panties down her legs to the
 floor. Massage oil was squirted all over her body in
 generous amounts, and then Elaine felt the delicious
 sensation of six large, male hands stroking every
 slippery square inch of her anatomy.

 She opened her eyes for a moment to see who was doing
 what. George was standing in front of her, kneading
 her breasts with both hands. Kramer was on his knees,
 running his hands up and down her legs. Jerry was be-
 hind her, massaging her back from her shoulders down
 to her ass.

 "Mmmmm," she said. "That feels wonderful, guys."

 She closed her eyes again and concentrated on enjoying
 the administrations of her three friends. She imagined
 that this was what a car would feel like going through
 one of those deluxe hand washes where the attendants
 swarm all over it with their hoses, sponges, and soft
 rags. She became hornier and hornier, and it was a
 relief when Jerry finally slid his hand down between
 her slippery ass cheeks and fingered her pussy from
 behind.

 "Oh, God," she moaned.

 "We certainly won't be needing any more oil down here,"
 said Jerry, as he a slipped a finger into her, and then
 added a second and a third. He finger-fucked her
 expertly, and then Kramer started rubbing her pussy
 from the front.

 Elaine's eyes snapped open. She couldn't wait any
 longer.

 "Enough foreplay!" she barked. "Lets get to the main
 event. Kramer, lie down right there on your back." She
 pointed to the open space behind the couch.

 Kramer complied quickly, stumbling over his duffel bag
 and almost falling down. The floor was extremely slip-
 pery from all the oil.

 Elaine saw with satisfaction that Kramer's cock was
 fully erect and pointing up at the ceiling. She stood
 over him for a few seconds with her legs straddling
 his chest, savoring the moment, and then she lowered
 herself onto his waiting love muscle, which slid
 smoothly into her fully lubricated quim.

 "Oh, Baby!!" shouted Kramer.

 He started wildly thrusting up into her, and Elaine
 felt like she was in a rodeo.

 "Take it easy, Kramer! If you buck me off I'm not
 getting back on." Kramer was giving her a hell of a
 ride, but he was making it impossible for anyone else
 to join in. Besides, she suspected that at this rate
 he would be finished in about ten seconds.

 "Sorry," said Kramer, and he managed to calm it down
 considerably.

 "OK, George, you're next," said Elaine. She leaned
 forward and supported herself by putting her hands
 on Kramer's shoulders. Behind her, she could feel
 George awkwardly shuffling into position.

 "OW!" said Kramer as George accidentally kneed him
 in the balls.

 "Sorry."

 Finally, Elaine felt the tip of George's cock pressing
 on her anus. She pushed her rear end back towards him,
 and his modest tool was soon buried to the hilt in her
 ass. She closed her eyes and enjoyed the new sensation
 of having both holes filled at once. Then she felt
 something warm pressing on her lips, and she opened
 her mouth to let Jerry's cock fill up her last avail-
 able orifice.

 The apartment was soon filled with moans, sighs, and
 cries of pleasure, as the tangled mass of human flesh
 pulsed, shook, and moved this way and that.

 Out of the corner of her eye, Elaine noticed Newman
 standing to one side and nonchalantly stroking his
 magnificent man meat, which was sticking straight out
 in front of him like a tree branch. She thought it
 looked sturdy enough to hang his mail bag from.

 Newman didn't look at all put out at being left out
 of the festivities; in fact, he still had a hint of
 a smirk on his face. Elaine was suddenly obsessed with
 the idea of trying to get that giant cock into her
 mouth. It was the challenge of it that appealed to her:
 it would be like trying to climb Mount Everest or swim
 the English Channel.

 She focused her attention on sucking Jerry's cock,
 trying to make him come. She was quite skilled at this
 particular activity, and since she was Jerry's former
 girlfriend, she naturally knew just what worked best
 on him.

 Before long, Jerry was moaning and grunting with plea-
 sure. As he felt the orgasm starting to build in his
 loins, he happened to look over at Newman. His nemesis
 was looking back at him with a mocking smile on his
 face, and with a flash of insight the comedian realized
 what was happening.

 Desperately, he tried to back away from the brink, but
 it was too late. "Newman," he thought to himself with
 disgust as he spurted his semen into the back of
 Elaine's throat.

 "Amateur," said Newman softly to Jerry as he sidled
 over to take his place. "Step aside and let a real man
 take over." Jerry was too dispirited to reply.

 Now Elaine was facing her greatest challenge face to
 face. She gamely opened her mouth as wide as it would
 go, and was just barely able to encircle her lips
 around the head of the beast. Inch by inch, Newman's
 cock began to disappear into her mouth like a sluggish
 python returning to its den.

 By opening her throat and fighting the urge to gag,
 she finally managed to get it about halfway into her
 mouth. Her jaw ached from being opened so wide; she
 felt like a pig being roasted on a spit. Newman then
 began sliding it in and out, causing Elaine to make
 muffled gagging sounds. Her eyes bulged out of her
 head, and saliva ran down her chin and made a puddle
 on the floor. She was having the time of her life.

 For some reason, the sight of Elaine choking on New-
 man's giant cock was an incredible turn-on for both
 George and Kramer, and they began fucking harder and
 faster. This had a synergistic effect: since their
 cocks were only separated by a thin membrane, each
 one was effectively stimulating the other with his
 own cock. Soon they were both thrusting furiously.

 Of course, this was also providing a huge amount of
 stimulation to Elaine. She let Newman's cock slide
 back out of her mouth, and concentrated on fucking
 Kramer and George.

 After a few more seconds of exponential buildup,
 George, Kramer, and Elaine had simultaneous, explosive
 orgasms. The three of them collapsed in a tangled,
 sweaty heap on the floor.

 As she caught her breath, Elaine saw Newman standing
 over her, his cock still ominously firm. She knew she
 would never be able to do it justice with her mouth.

 "OK, Newman," she said, spreading her legs. "Try not
 to damage any internal organs."

 Newman wordlessly kneeled between her legs, and slowly
 lay forward and pressed the head of the monster against
 the opening to Elaine's pussy. Elaine felt a moment of
 pain as her love channel was spread wider than ever
 before, and then she moaned in ecstasy as it began
 sliding into her, deeper than seemed humanly possible.
 She was surprised that is went in so smoothly, then she
 realised that she was full of Kramers slippery cum, not
 to mention her own womanly secreation.

 Newman began fucking her with long, smooth strokes of
 his magnificent manhood, giving Elaine another orgasm
 and a another, then another. Finally, he let out a gut-
 tural groan and clenched his teeth; clearly he was
 close to coming.

 Elaine prepared herself to be tossed around like a rag
 doll by the force of Newman's orgasm, but at the last
 second Newman pulled out and stroked himself to climax
 over Elaine's stomach. Thick ropes of semen sprayed out
 of his cock, jumping into the air for a foot or more,
 coating Elaine's stomach, breasts, and face. A few
 spurts of sprack even sailed as far as the couch, where
 they landed with a sodden thud.

 "My couch!" wailed Jerry.

 "That's what's called a 'money shot' in the adult film
 business," Kramer informed them. "Old habits die hard,
 eh Newman?"

 "Sorry about that, Jerry," said Newman with transparent
 insincerity.

 Elaine wiped the semen out of her eyes and looked
 around. Kramer and Newman looked quite satisfied, but
 she sensed that George and Jerry felt a bit upstaged
 by Newman. She felt a sudden rush of warmth and sym-
 pathy for them - they were terrific friends, despite
 their quirks.

 "You were all wonderful," she said, looking at George
 and Jerry in particular. "We should do this again real
 soon."

 "Really?" asked George, hopefully. "You aren't just
 saying that?"

 "Of course not," said Elaine with a contented smile.
 "You guys are all superb cocksmen."

			The End

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 It’s okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with
 strangers. But it isn’t okay to *HAVE* unprotected sex
 with strangers!!  You only have one body per lifetime,
 so take good care of it.
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