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Authors name: JT Langdon (trekkerjt@aol.com)
Story title : Sabrina: "Who Let The Dog Out?

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Sabrina: "Who Let The Dog Out? (FF, sitcom-parody)
By JT Langdon (trekkerjt@aol.com)

***

Summary: Sabrina The Teenage Witch accidentally turns 
Roxie into a dog.

Feedback: Comments always welcome! Disclaimer: These 
characters aren't mine. I just took them out for a spin 
and made them do naughty things.

***

Sabrina plopped face down on her bed with a tired sigh. 
She was bored out of her mind! It was ten o'clock on a 
Saturday night and she was already in her pajamas. Could 
her life possibly be more pathetic? Well, she really 
didn't want to know the answer to that! Making her feel 
like even more of a loser was the fact that her three 
housemates were all out on dates. She couldn't even 
commiserate with the few friends she had! 

Pointing at the bed, Sabrina watched a huge bowl of 
popcorn appear. She wished getting a social life were 
that easy! But using her magic for personal things like 
that seemed to backfire on her more often than not. 
Once, she cast a spell to make a guy notice her and she 
ended up with a zit the size of a golf ball! But it 
worked like a charm. He noticed her, all right ...then 
fled in terror! She'd never been so embarrassed!

Since then, Sabrina had been wary of using her magic for 
something so personal. But on nights like this it sure 
was tempting. She thought how simple it would be to whip 
her finger in the air and conjure up a lean, muscular 
hunk who could take her mind off life for a couple of 
hours. The thought had a lot of appeal. 

How long had it been, anyway? It seemed like ages! She 
closed her eyes and imagined some gorgeous studmuffin 
making wild, passionate love to her, thrusting his cock 
deep into her pussy. Mmmm! That sounded nice! Sabrina 
could feel the wetness gathering between her legs as she 
pictured this unnamed hottie pumping his dick into her 
like an animal, fucking her brains out all night long. 
She would have loved that ...clawing her nails down his 
back while he drove her to climax, or rolling him over 
and riding him until she screamed in orgasm.

Though it would have been a lot of fun to conjure up 
someone to fool around with, in the morning it would 
have meant nothing to her. And she wanted more than just 
a torrid night of passion with a faceless stranger. That 
kind of mindless distraction was great once in a while, 
but she was tired of snacking ...she wanted a sensible 
meal.

Sabrina grabbed a handful of popcorn and munched on it, 
feeling even more frustrated than before. Now that she 
was in college and living on her own -well, sort of- she 
really thought her social life would take off and soar. 
What a pipe dream that turned out to be! Meeting the 
right person was still as difficult as ever, and now she 
had even less time to do it in! It seemed like all she 
did was go to work and school, school and work. She was 
sick of it! 

Finding someone to share her life with would have made 
up for all of that, but she was beginning to think she 
would spend the rest of her life alone. It wasn't that 
farfetched. Both her aunts were well into their six 
hundreds and neither of them were in a serious 
relationship. So what made her think her life would be 
different? In fact, it was worse! Hilda and Zelda had 
each other, at least. She didn't have anyone!

Flipping onto her back, Sabrina breathed another long 
sigh. This was so depressing! She needed to do 
something, something that would take her mind off how 
pitiful her life had become! Slipping a hand down the 
front of her pajama bottoms, Sabrina traced the crease 
of her slit. God! Thinking about the faceless dreamboat 
had left her soaking wet! She teased her cuntlips with 
slow, gentle strokes, running up and down her cleft 
until she was breathing with effort. Then she eased her 
finger inside, dipping into her pussy, making small 
circles as she pushed in.

"Mmmmm," Sabrina purred. There were other kinds of magic 
she could perform with her finger, and this was 
definitely one of them! She slid in and out of her cunt, 
getting wetter and wetter with each thrust. Damn! This 
felt so good! Why wish for some sweaty guy on top of her 
when she could finger her pussy all night? Sabrina 
dragged her fingertip up to her clit and rubbed the firm 
little button of flesh, sending tendrils of pleasure 
creeping over her skin. She savored the delicious 
sensations flowing over, torn between wanting to finish 
herself off in a frenzied rush or letting her climax 
slowly build until she couldn't hold back anymore. 

The decision turned out not to be hers.

Sabrina gasped in horror when she heard someone at her 
bedroom door. No! Not now! She pulled her hand out of 
her pajama bottoms and flopped onto her side, pasting an 
innocent look on her face as the door opened and her 
roommate came storming in. Roxie King was an endless 
source of fascination for her. The two of them had 
radically different backgrounds and attitudes toward 
life which often found them sparring with each other. 
But Sabrina had come to enjoy their differences and 
considered Roxie was one of her closest friends. 

"Hi Roxie," Sabrina said, her voice strained. "Uh, I 
thought you were meeting Derek for coffee."

"So did I," Roxie said. 

That made Sabrina sit up. "You mean he was a no-show?"

Roxie nodded.

"That jerk!" Sabrina exclaimed.

"Eh," Roxie said, shrugging it off. "He's not worth 
getting upset over."

Sabrina didn't think so, either. But she detected a note 
of sadness in Roxie's voice that surprised her. Roxie 
came off as a tough, no-nonsense, street-smart woman 
with attitude to spare. And she did everything she could 
to cultivate that image. 

Even so, Sabrina long suspected that her hard-as-nails 
roommate wasn't as tough as she wanted people to think. 
Somewhere under that rough exterior, Sabrina thought, 
was a sensitive, vulnerable woman more than capable of 
getting hurt. Was she seeing a glimpse of that now? 
Sabrina wondered.

She cursed Derek under her breath. The asshole had no 
idea what he was missing. Roxie was smart, funny and 
attractive. And she was really looking good tonight in a 
loose-fitting maroon pullover sweater over black denim 
jeans that showed off her cute little butt. What guy on 
campus wouldn't find Roxie attractive? Or woman, for 
that matter? Roxie was terrific, and deserved much 
better than Derek.

"You sure you're okay?" Sabrina asked.

"Yeah," Roxie said. "Thanks."

Sabrina grabbed another handful of popcorn and watched 
Roxie cross the room. She had to admit, her roommate was 
a very beautiful woman. But then how could she not 
notice the long, dark hair, those gorgeous eyes ...that 
slender, curvaceous figure? She wasn't blind, after all, 
and when Roxie pulled off her sweater Sabrina was glad 
about that, too. Seeing her roommate standing there with 
her shirt off warmed Sabrina from head to toe. Where the 
hell did that come from? 

The two of them had been sharing a room all semester so 
it wasn't like this was the first time she had seen 
Roxie in some state of undress. But tonight it thrilled 
her to see Roxie get naked, and when she unhooked her 
bra and bared her breasts Sabrina had to keep from 
whimpering out loud. Roxie had the most perfect breasts! 
She would have killed for tits like that! Amazing! Her 
fascination with them vanished in a puff of smoke, 
though, when Roxie unzipped her fly and wiggled out of 
her jeans. 

God! Sabrina thought she would explode in a ball of fire 
when she saw Roxie in nothing but a pair of red cotton 
panties. She looked incredible! But Sabrina didn't get 
to ogle her roommate forever. Roxie pulled an oversized 
T-shirt out of her dresser and slipped into it, 
concealing the luscious body Sabrina had been admiring. 
She padded back across the room and sat down next to her 
on the bed.

"Popcorn?" Sabrina asked, offering Roxie the bowl.

Roxie nodded and took a big handful of popcorn and 
stuffed it into her mouth. "How was your night?"

"Better than yours, I think," Sabrina said. She became 
more and more aware of how close Roxie was now, of the 
heat radiating from her. It made her lightheaded. What 
had gotten into her, anyway?

"There is something to be said about spending the night 
alone," Roxie said.

"Or with friends," Sabrina added.

Roxie looked at her and smiled. "Yeah, that too. So what 
have you been up to while I was busy being stood up?"

"Oh, you know," Sabrina said. "This and that."

"Yeah," Roxie said. She stared down at the bed, looking 
forlorn. "You know, I really thought Derek would turn 
out to be special. Is that stupid or what? I should know 
better than to have expectations. Just leads to 
disappointment. But just once I would like to be with 
someone who cared for me as much as I cared for them."

Sabrina couldn't believe it. She had never seen Roxie 
like this before. It was a pleasant change from the 
sarcastic, prickly woman she had gotten to know so well. 
Not that she didn't like that other Roxie a lot; she 
did. But Sabrina liked seeing this side of her, too.

"You'll find someone like that," Sabrina said.

"Yeah, right," Roxie scoffed.

"Hey," Sabrina said, "You have a lot to offer and 
someone out there will appreciate that."

Roxie patted her leg. "You're sweet to say so. Thanks."

"Just telling it like it is," Sabrina said.

The two of them gazed at each other in silence that 
became more and more profound with each passing second. 
Sabrina couldn't stop thinking how beautiful Roxie 
looked, just like she couldn't help noticing how her 
nightshirt kept riding up to reveal a glimpse of thigh. 
She swallowed the lump that formed in her throat and 
reached for the bowl of popcorn just as Roxie did, their 
hands meeting somewhere in the middle of the bowl. The 
intense look Sabrina shared with Roxie made her shiver. 
Could this be happening? Part of her couldn't believe 
it. But another, deeper part of her screamed to be 
released. 

Taking a chance, Sabrina took Roxie's hand in hers and 
circled her knuckle with the pad of her thumb. In answer 
Roxie sucked in a sharp breath between pursed lips, eyes 
wide in surprise. But Roxie didn't pull back from her. 
Sabrina took that as a positive sign. She lifted Roxie's 
hand to her mouth and took a finger between her lips, 
tasting more than just salt and butter. The look on 
Roxie's face was more than encouraging, though it begged 
the same question that raged in her own mind ...what the 
hell had come over her? Sabrina had no idea! But the 
feelings of desire simmering inside her were genuine. 
She wanted Roxie, bad.

And when she saw no hint of shock or disapproval from 
her roommate, Sabrina acted on those feelings. She 
sucked Roxie's fingers in turn, taking them into her 
mouth one at a time, gliding her lips down each one 
while Roxie watched. Her efforts has Roxie breathing 
hard. Sabrina leaned closer ...so close she could feel 
Roxie's ragged breath on her cheeks. Nothing in Roxie's 
eyes told her to stop and Sabrina didn't, closing the 
little distance that remained between them and covering 
Roxie's mouth with hers. 

The kiss that followed was long and deep, expressing a 
passion that came over Sabrina like a tidal wave. She 
could have drowned in her need for Roxie. Instead 
Sabrina slipped her tongue into Roxie's mouth, 
delighting in the soft whimper that evoked from her 
lover. Lover. The word echoed in her mind. That's what 
Roxie was to her now and her lover answered in kind, 
their tongues twisting around each other in mutual -and 
growing- lust.

Like all things, their first kiss had to come to an end. 
The two of them sat on the bed, panting for breath 
afterwards, looking at each other for the longest time 
without moving an inch. Then Sabrina leaned into another 
kiss, a deeper kiss, one that went unbroken as she and 
Roxie reclined on the bed. She slid her hands up and 
down Roxie's back, urgent, desperate, then got up the 
nerve to slip her hand under Roxie's shirt to cup a 
breast. Roxie moaned in answer, kissing her long and 
hard while she fondled her breast. 

It didn't take long for Sabrina to fall in love with the 
feel of Roxie's supple flesh, so very soft and warm in 
her grasp. She kneaded Roxie's breast like she would 
bread dough, using the butt of her palm, sighing between 
kisses as she squeezed and groped her roommate's lovely 
tits. Roxie groaned in response to her frantic caresses, 
arching against her, the kisses getting deeper and more 
urgent with each touch. Sabrina raked the flat of her 
thumb over Roxie's nipple, dragging a moan from her 
lover. How she longed to have that stiffening nipple in 
her mouth! 

Sabrina pulled her hand free and helped Roxie out of her 
nightshirt, baring those luscious breasts to her once 
more. But this time Sabrina could do more than just 
drool over them from across the room ...she could drool 
on them! And she did, too, lowering her mouth to Roxie's 
breast and taking a nipple between her lips. Roxie 
sighed in approval, combing fingers through her hair as 
Sabrina flicked her tongue over Roxie's hardened nipple. 
She did one breast then the other, leaving them both 
glistening wet from her attention. 

That made her wonder ...was Roxie wet for her? Like she 
had been when she fingered herself earlier? Sabrina had 
to know! She latched onto a nipple and suckled like a 
piglet as she eased her hand down the front of Roxie's 
panties. Mmmmm! She was wet! Dripping wet, in fact! How 
wonderful! Sabrina grazed Roxie's slit with her 
fingertip, teasing her just like she had teased herself 
not that long ago. The result was a soft, guttural 
murmur that made Sabrina shudder. 

Gods! Roxie wanted her! The need she heard in Roxie's 
groan matched her own to a T. Sabrina rubbed Roxie's 
netherlips, caressing the slick folds with the pads of 
her fingers. She soon had Roxie fidgeting on the bed, 
impatient, desperate, and groaning for more.

Still suckling at Roxie's tit, Sabrina slid two fingers 
into her lover's sopping wet cunt. Roxie grunted in 
pleasure, arching off the bed as she pushed into her. 
She slid her fingers in and out at a slow, measured 
pace, fucking her new lover, feeling that hot, wet pussy 
clenching in answer to her deep thrusts.

"Oh ...oh ...Sabrina," Roxie murmured. "Yes ...yes 
...yes."

Sabrina pulled her mouth from Roxie's breast and kissed 
a delicate trail down her flat tummy, savoring the taste 
of sweaty flesh until a pair of red cotton panties got 
in the way. But there was an easy fix to that. Sabrina 
rolled Roxie's panties down over her hips and tossed 
them aside with a laugh. Then Roxie spread for her and 
that laugh turned into a pitiful whimper. 

Nothing could have prepared her for the deep sense of 
longing she felt when she gazed at Roxie's cunt. It was 
the most beautiful thing she had ever seen! The swollen 
pink folds called to her like a Siren, drawing her 
closer until her face was buried in Roxie's wetness. 
Sabrina quickly lost herself in Roxie's pussy, getting 
her first taste of another woman and finding she could 
not get her fill of the sweet juices now flowing over 
her lips. Delicious! She lapped at Roxie's slit with 
zeal, holding nothing back, wrenching deep moans from 
her roommate turned lover. 

"Sabrina!" Roxie cried. "Oh God! Yes! Don't stop!"

Stopping was not on Sabrina's to-do list. She spread 
open Roxie's pussylips with her fingers, pushing her 
tongue even deeper into that brimming honey out, licking 
with abandon. Her new lover writhed on the bed like a 
tortured, restless spirit, moaning and whimpering, 
inching closer and closer to the point sweet release. 
Sabrina foraged through slick folds of woman-flesh until 
she found Roxie's clit then lashed it with her tongue, 
summoning deep groans from her roommate. She kept at it, 
relentless, flicking the hardened nub with her tongue 
then sucking on it until Roxie arched off the bed with a 
howl of pleasure.

Sabrina eased up a little, dropping loving kisses over 
Roxie's drenched thighs and belly before crawling into 
her waiting arms. She was greeted with a deep, 
passionate kiss that seemed to go on forever and ever as 
the two of them went back for seconds ... thirds 
...kissing and caressing each other for the longest 
time. Hands tugged at her pajama top and Sabrina broke 
free of the kiss long enough for Roxie to lift it off of 
her. Then their mouths came crashing together once more, 
the kiss one of raw hunger. Sabrina moaned into that 
kiss as Roxie cupped her breast and squeezed it, pawing 
her, teasing her nipples to rock-hard points.

"Mmmmm," Sabrina purred. 

Roxie nibbled on her lower lip. "Like that?"

"Yes," Sabrina hissed. "So ...good."

Roxie kissed the tip of her nose with a soft laugh then 
moved lower to suckle a breast. She flicked a nipple 
with her tongue then took the nub between her lips, 
stroking it off. The loving care she took with them had 
Sabrina mewing like a kitten in no time. Gods! How she 
wanted to feel that mouth other places! But Roxie stuck 
with her tits for now, sucking them ...even biting them! 
She moved from one to the other, lavishing them with 
kisses, making Sabrina wild with need. 

The pounding in her cunt was a constant drumbeat of 
desire, becoming more and more urgent the longer Roxie 
denied her. But just when Sabrina didn't think she could 
stand another moment of Roxie's cruelty, those soft lips 
were moving down her bare midriff with kisses. Sabrina 
sighed in relief.

"Oh...Roxie," Sabrina whispered. She lifted her butt up 
just enough to let Roxie pull her pajama bottoms off 
then settled back with and spread her legs like a slut, 
inviting if not begging Roxie to take her. But her 
roommate didn't dive right in like Sabrina hoped. 
Instead Roxie planted soft kisses on her ankle, no less, 
moving up her inner thighs, taking her time, inching 
closer to the searing heat between her legs. Sabrina 
wanted to scream! This was killing her!

Indeed it seemed like eons before Roxie was at last 
teasing her cunt, but the first touch of those soft lips 
against her slit made it all worth it. Roxie licked up 
and down the length of her cleft, that darting tongue 
slithering over her cuntlips like a snake in the grass. 
Sabrina shifted on the bed, impatient and anxious, 
overcome with her desire for Roxie. Gods! That felt so 
good! 

Roxie kissed and licked her cuntlips, driving her into a 
frenzy before ever slipping inside her ...but Roxie did 
plunge inside her, finally, tongue-fucking her to the 
edge of climax. Sabrina slammed her head back against 
the pillow with a grunt, thrashing from side to side as 
Roxie went down on her. That agile tongue probed the 
very depths of her passion, dragging moans of ecstasy 
across her trembling lips.

"Roxie," Sabrina groaned. "Oh God ...yes ...lick me!"

Roxie did just that, too, eating her out with abandon. 
Sabrina could feel the stirrings of a thunderous orgasm 
rumbling inside her, nearing the surface, coming up on 
her with a vengeance. She was so close to coming she 
could have reached out and touched it, which made it all 
the more frustrating and inconceivable when Roxie 
stopped licking her. Sabrina couldn't believe it! How 
could she be so mean? Before she could demand an 
explanation, though, Roxie was sliding two fingers into 
her pussy. 

Now that was more like it! Sabrina groaned as Roxie 
fucked her, pumping those fingers in and out of her cunt 
at a blinding pace. It didn't take long before she was 
teetering on the edge once more. Sabrina clutched 
fistfuls of bedcover, hanging on for dear life as Roxie 
licked her cunt. 

The pressure in her gut was intense, even painful, like 
nothing she'd ever known before. And it just kept 
getting stronger and more urgent. She felt like a 
balloon about to pop, the anticipation growing but the 
moment never arriving. It was driving her out of her 
mind! But then Roxie began licking her again. Even with 
two fingers jammed up her pussy Roxie still licked her, 
finding her swollen clit and sucking it. 

Sabrina lost it right there. The fingers thrusting into 
her ...the lips closed around her clit ... it was too 
much. She came hard and fast, hips rising off the bed, 
screeching like a banshee as Roxie yanked the orgasm 
right out of her. The universe around her exploded in a 
dazzle of color and light, the room spinning, her mind 
screaming with joy as she spun into nothingness with 
Roxie's name spilling from her lips. 

Panting for breath, Sabrina manage to sit up a little. 
"Oh ...God ... Roxie ...that was incredible. I had no 
idea- "

Sabrina looked down expecting to see Roxie nestled 
between her legs. But instead of her roommate turned 
lover she found a brown and black Doberman pinscher 
sitting at the foot of the bed. She screamed. Where the 
hell had that dog come from? And what happened to Roxie? 
She was still a little dazed from the force of her 
climax. But once the initial shock of finding a dog in 
her bed began to wear off, and she started to get her 
bearings, the answer to both her questions became clear. 
Sabrina couldn't shake the sinking feeling in her gut. 
No ...she couldn't have ...oh no!

"Roxie?" Sabrina asked. 

The dog barked in answer.

"Oh shit," Sabrina said, slumping her shoulders. "Is 
that really you?"

The dog barked again.

Sabrina sighed. "Oh ...Roxie. I'm so sorry. I just 
...lost control. But I'll turn you back into a human, 
don't worry." But before Sabrina could do that someone 
knocked at her door.

"Swell," Sabrina muttered. She rolled out of bed and 
slipped into a robe, patting Roxie affectionately on the 
head before she opened the door just a crack. Morgan was 
standing outside. Damn! Their fellow housemate and 
resident advisor had on a cammie top and short leather 
skirt, both of which were out of place. Her otherwise 
beautiful face was crinkled in a deep frown.

"Hey Morgan," Sabrina said cheerfully. "Didn't you have 
a date tonight?"

"I'm still on it," Morgan said, looking passed her to 
the bed. "We came back here to, uh, talk."

Sabrina smiled. "Right. Talk. So what's the problem?"

Morgan said, "Well, we just starting, er, talking, when 
I heard a dog barking in here."

Oh," Sabrina said. She looked to the bed then back at 
Morgan.

"Sorry about that."

Morgan made a face. "You know, if you were going to get 
a dog you really should have discussed it with us 
first."

"Oh, no," Sabrina said quickly, "it's not my dog. I'm 
just . . .uh ... dog sitting. Yeah. For a friend."

"Uh huh."

"Really," Sabrina said. As she talked to Morgan, Roxie 
jumped of the bed, trotted over, and forced the door 
open. Then she stuck her nose under Morgan's skirt and 
sniffed her crotch. Sabrina fought back a giggle. 

"Hey!" Morgan cried. 

Sabrina swatted Roxie on the butt. "Stop that!"

The sleek Doberman barked in answer then ran out the 
door.

"Wait!" Sabrina called. "Come back here!" 

Sabrina chased after Roxie, following her into the 
living room where Miles was just coming through the 
front door with his date. For crying out loud! Couldn't 
she share a house with people who stayed out all night? 
What happened to making out in the backseats of cars? 

Roxie bolted out the door before Sabrina could stop her. 
She stood there for a moment, stunned, not sure what to 
do next, then noticed that Miles was looking at her. 
Sabrina realized why when she felt a sudden breeze on 
her belly. Her robe had fallen open, giving Miles and 
his new girlfriend a good look at her naked body. So 
much for first impressions! She covered herself again, 
tightening the sash around her waist.

"Uh, is everything okay, Sabrina?" Miles asked. 

"Oh sure," Sabrina said. "Everything is just fine. I 
think I'm gonna turn in. Good night everybody."

Sabrina went back to her room and locked the door. Well 
this was turning into one hell of an evening! Sure, 
she'd just had really great sex with someone she cared a 
lot about, someone she could even have a serious 
relationship with. On the other hand, she'd turned her 
new lover into a dog and let her run away! That was not 
good. And hardly an auspicious beginning to her new 
relationship with Roxie. She couldn't date a dog! 
Restaurants and movie theaters wouldn't let them in!

This was more than she could handle on her own. Sabrina 
whipped her finger in the air, replacing her robe with a 
sweatshirt and jeans. Then she twirled her finger again 
and zapped herself into her aunt's kitchen. 

Salem was sitting on the counter trying desperately to 
open a can of tuna. That was no easy task for a warlock 
imprisoned in the body of a cat. He began to sob. 
"Oh-oh-oh," Salem wailed. "Sabri-i-i-i-na! Thank 
goodness you're here!"

"Need a little help with your midnight snack?" Sabrina 
asked. She wagged her finger and the can of tuna became 
a crystal serving dish with a heap of tuna in it.

"Tha-ank you," Salem said. He started to eat.

"You're welcome," Sabrina said. Now that she was done 
being a human can opener she could get down to business. 
"Aunt Hilda! Aunt Zelda! Are you home? I need to talk to 
you!"

It was only a few seconds later that Hilda and Zelda 
zapped into the kitchen in their pajamas. 

"Sabrina, honey, what's wrong?" Zelda asked.

"I'm in trouble," Sabrina said. "Big trouble. And I need 
help."

Hilda gave her a hug. "What's the problem?"

"Well," Sabrina said, "I sorta turned Roxie into a dog."

Zelda and Hilda looked at each other then Zelda said, 
"How did that happen?"
Sabrina thought about it. She might as well tell them 
the truth.

"Well, uh, Roxie and I were kinda ...naked at the time."

Hilda raised her eyebrows. "Naked? As in trying on each 
other's clothes naked?"

"Uh, no," Sabrina said, "more like wild night of ecstasy 
naked."

Zelda gasped. "Oh dear."

"Mmmhmm," Sabrina said, nodding. "See, Roxie was ...um 
... and then I ...well, then she ...and I sort of lost 
it ...and then she was a dog!"

"I think we get the picture," Hilda said. 

Salem smacked his lips. "Ah, welcome to my world, 
Sabrina. I spend all day licking pussy then go to bed 
with tuna breath."

"Shut up, Salem," Sabrina snapped.

"Did you cough up a furball when you were done?"

Sabrina pointed her finger at Salem and the dish of tuna 
flipped onto his head. Feeling better, she looked at her 
aunts. "I haven't told you the bad part."

"Maybe we should sit down," Zelda said.

"Roxie got out of the house," Sabrina said, exasperated. 
"She ran away! You've got to help me find her! She could 
end up at the dog pound or get hit by a car and by the 
way I think I could be falling for her so we have to do 
something now!"

Hilda took a deep breath for all of them. "Let's just 
settle down, all right? We'll find her."

"First we have to change," Zelda said. She swirled her 
finger in the air and in a sparkle of magic all of them 
-Salem, included- were dressed in camouflage army 
fatigues, their faces blackened with shoe polish. Except 
for Salem, of course. He didn't need it given his 
already black furry face.

"All right people, listen up," Salem announced, sounding 
like a drill sergeant. "The target is at large and could 
be armed with fleas. Please take the necessary 
precautions. Let's move out!"

Sabrina scowled at him but said nothing, waving her 
finger and zapping all four of them to a secluded spot 
on campus behind a pair of large bushes. Even though it 
was late she didn't want to take a chance that someone 
might spot them appearing out of thin air. She looked 
around her to make sure the coast was clear. It 
apppeared to be safe.

"This will go faster if we split up," Zelda said. 

Sabrina nodded and headed toward the north end of 
campus. She couldn't believe this was happening. It was 
like her worst nightmare! What was she going to tell 
Roxie? Assuming one of them found her, of course. 
Sabrina quickly pushed the thought aside. That kind of 
attitude wouldn't help. She thought about Roxie and what 
the two of them shared that night. It warmed her all 
over thinking about Roxie's naked body next to hers, 
pressed against her, their lips fused together in a 
long, sweet kiss. Sabrina sighed. She had to find her!

"Here Roxie," Sabrina called. "Here Roxie Roxie Roxie!"

Sabrina spent the next hour wandering back and forth 
across the northern end of the campus without luck. She 
would never forgive herself if something happened to 
Roxie. She ...she loved her. Sabrina was sure of that. 
Even before the two of them had fallen into bed she had 
feelings for Roxie, feelings of affection and friendship 
that ran deep. She wanted the chance to tell her that, 
to let Roxie know how much she meant to her.

Something stirred in the bushes up ahead. 

Sabrina stopped in her tracks, feeling a glimmer of 
hope. But it turned out to be Zelda. She slumped her 
shoulders in defeat. "Hi Aunt Zelda."

"No luck?" Zelda asked. 

"Nope," Sabrina said, shaking her head. 

"We'll find her," Zelda said.

Sabrina sighed. "I sure hope so."

The two of the walked for a while in silence.

"So," Zelda began, "you and Roxie?"

"Yeah," Sabrina said.

"I see," Zelda said. "Do you see this relationship going 
anywhere?"

"I sure hope so," Sabrina said. She looked at her aunt. 
"I mean, I would like it to. But it's not off to a very 
good start, is it? Our first night together and I turn 
her into a dog!"

Zelda smiled. "These things happen. But Sabrina, from 
now on you've got to practice safe-sex. You must use 
protection!"

"Like a condom?"

"Like a protection spell," Zelda said. "We can't have 
you turning Roxie into a house pet every time you have 
an orgasm."

Sabrina giggled. "No, I guess that would be bad."

"Yes, it would," Zelda said. 

Sabrina stopped to give her aunt a hug. "Thanks, Aunt 
Zelda."

The two of them were still hugging each other when Salem 
came running out of the bushes, a Doberman pinscher 
chasing after him. It was Roxie! Sabrina was sure of it!

"Help! Help!" Salem cried. "I'm under attack!"

Roxie chased Salem up a tree and barked at him, clawing 
at the trunk of the tree, trying to get at him.

"Are you all right, Salem?" Zelda called.

"No," Salem moaned. "I'm afraid of heights!"

Sabrina rushed over to Roxie and crouched down, cupping 
the dog's face in her hands. "Roxie? Is that really 
you?"

The Doberman barked.

"Thank goodness," Sabrina sighed. She pointed at Roxie 
and a collar appeared around her neck. Then she zapped a 
leash into her hand, hooked it onto Roxie's collar, and 
stood up. 

Zelda asked, "Can you take it from here?"

"Yeah," Sabrina said. She jerked her head in the 
direction of Salem.

"What about him?"

"I'll take care of that," Zelda said, and with a flip of 
her finger she and Salem both disappeared. 

"Thanks for the help!" Sabrina ca;;ed after them. She 
breathed a tired sigh and tugged on Roxie's leash. 
"Let's go."

Sabrina zapped them back to their bedroom, glad to be 
home again. Thank goodness that ordeal was over with! 
She unhooked the leash from Roxie's collar and made it 
disappear before using her magic to change into her 
pajamas. 

Sliding under the covers, Sabrina patted the spot next 
to her on the bed. "Up, Roxie!" The dog jumped up on the 
bed and snuggled up alongside her, head resting on her 
chest.

"All right," Sabrina said, her finger poised for action, 
"here goes nothing. This magic spell may not be formal, 
but please turn Roxie back to normal!"
In a sparkle of magic the Doberman next to her 
transformed into a naked Roxie. She sat up with a gasp, 
looking around the room, dazed and disoriented. "Wh-what 
happened?"

"You fell asleep on me," Sabrina said.

"Oh," Roxie said, looking puzzled. "I ...I had the 
strangest dream. I was a dog! And I was running all over 
campus. Then I was chasing this talking cat in army 
fatigues!"

"That is weird," Sabrina admitted, pulling Roxie to her, 
"but you're here with me now, safe and sound."

Roxie stared at her for a long moment and then a smile 
spread over her face. "Ah. So that part wasn't a dream."

"Which part?" Sabrina asked. 

"The one where we did this," Roxie said, bending down to 
kiss her. Sabrina slid her hand over Roxie's hips as 
their mouths crashed together in a searing, passionate 
kiss that left them both breathing hard when it at last 
fade. "No ...that part wasn't a dream. At least I hope 
not."

"Really?"

"Uh huh," Sabrina said. She thought long and hard about 
what to say next, unsure about taking that step, but the 
words poured out of her before she realized it. "I ...I 
love you, Roxie."

"I love you, too," Roxie whispered.

Sabrina kissed Roxie again. "Let's get some sleep, 
okay?"

"Mmmhmm," Roxie murmured, snuggling into her embrace. 
But something obviously bothered her about the so-called 
dream. She reached up and touched the dog collar still 
around her neck, a look of shock spreading over her 
face. "What the hell is this? Is this some kind of kink 
you're into, Spellman?" 

Sabrina blanched. She forgot about the collar! "Uh, no! 
Of course not! I can explain that!"

But Roxie just smiled and nuzzled her. "It's okay. I 
don't mind being your bitch."

"We'll discuss it in the morning," Sabrina said, 
drifting off to sleep with the most wicked thoughts 
running through her mind.

THE END

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Please keep this story, and all erotic stories out of the 
hands of children. They should be outside playing in the 
sunshine, not thinking about adult situations.

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