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Archive name: raymondx.txt (FF, toy, sitcom parody)
Authors name: Foxy (Anon Address)
Story title : Everybody loves Raymond: 
              Deborah & The Curiosity Shop

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Everybody loves Raymond: Deborah & The Curiosity Shop 
(FF, sitcom parody)
By Foxy (Anon Address)

***

Deborah found the mall exciting only when she had the 
chance to be alone. With Raymond and the kids it was more 
like trying to shop with a circus at your heels. But 
today Raymond was watching the kids and she had a few 
hours to browse and window shop in peace. As she entered 
one of the many mall hallways she noticed a peculiar 
store she had never seen before and saw the sign above 
the entrance read: Carol's Curiosities.

She looked through the window and saw plenty of unique 
items that would look great in the house. As she walked 
in she noted that she was the only one there. The place 
though not large seemed bigger with all the bric-a-brac 
loaded upon shelves and walls. As she wandered through 
the store she noticed upon one shelf near the rear of the 
place a beautiful ivory looking object. It was quite odd 
but fascinating. It was shaped like a horn but smooth and 
long, small at the tip and widening out at its end. On 
the piece were small notches from one end to the other.

The owner of the shop walked quietly behind her an older 
woman in her late fifties but beautiful with short silver 
hair.

"A beautiful piece indeed," she replied as she looked at 
Deborah.

Deborah spun around surprised.

"Ohhh you scared me. I was just looking at this object. 
Its quite unusual but beautiful."

The older woman stood next to Deborah her fine features 
and exquisite body quite noticeable in the tight fitting 
dress.

"You have very good taste. Do you know what that is?"

Deborah could not guess and told the woman so.

"It is quite rare. It is called a Maren. It can only be 
found in India. Its purpose is twofold. It is a sexual 
object. The princes in India would demand that the 
virgins that would be their wives or concubines be 
tested. The Maren was for that purpose. The second was to 
inform the master or prince as to how large the womb of 
the woman was if she lied. Thus the reason for the 
notches. It would tell them who or what she had laid 
with."

Deborah could not believe that the object could be used 
for such a purpose. Yet it was so beautiful in every 
detail. The smooth ivory texture to the graceful shape 
that extended at least a foot long to an extraordinary 
width.

"Who or what?" Deborah laughed at the wording the woman 
used.

The woman reached out the shake Deborah's hand.

"My name is Carol. I own the store. Please come sit with 
me and I will explain what I meant by that statement."

Carol reached up and took down the exquisite object. Then 
led Deborah to a couch and chair. She brought Deborah 
some tea and sat near her. Deborah had never imagined a 
nicer place and woman. As she sipped the tea Carol 
explained.

"Some women in India were trained to please a man in 
sexual pleasures but were not to train with men. Women 
trained with women. Sometimes animals were brought in to 
imitate men."

Deborah was fascinated and felt herself getting a little 
turned on by the stories. 

"Tell me more" she heard herself say not believing she 
had asked for more. But Carol only smiled and held the 
ivory object before Deborah who could not take her eyes 
from it.

"Please, hold it. You will find it most pleasing. Some 
women think it holds some sort of power. I do not believe 
this but it seems become an aphrodisiac to the owner."

Deborah held the beautiful Maren and ran her hand up and 
down its length. Just touching it made her pussy wet. She 
wanted to hand it back to the beautiful woman but 
continued to feel its smoothness.

"I know this sounds forward," replied Carol noticing 
Deborah's fascination and response to the Maren, "would 
you like to try it out?"

At first Deborah wasn't sure she heard Carol correctly 
and then realized that she had indeed. Holding the Maren 
did indeed produce some sort of affect on women and it 
had certainly done so on her.

"Try it out? How?" Came her soft voice.

"A woman who wishes to purchase a Maren wish also to 
experience its....how you say? ... fit!"

Deborah stared at Carol knowing what she was offering. 
Should she do such a thing? God, was she so crazy? She 
handed the Maren back to the woman.

"How do you do it?"

Carol smiled her blue eyes twinkling.

"My dear that is why I have a back room. Come with me 
darling. We shall see what the Maren tells me about you."

Deborah took Carols hand and was led to the back room, 
which was beautifully decorated with living room and bed. 
In the corner was a fake fireplace going nicely.

"First my dear you will need to remove all your clothes 
for me."

Deborah hesitated at first but her mind races with 
thoughts of trying such an object out. And her body was 
already far beyond reasoning. As she stripped she noticed 
Carol rubbing KY jelly onto the head of the object, which 
was a small round carved ball.

"You are magnificent my dear. Very lithe and well 
rounded. I will know soon how sexual you are. Please turn 
around and place your hands upon my mantel. Then open 
your legs wide for me lifting your beautiful ass high."

Deborah closed her eyes as she obeyed the beautiful 
woman. Her cunt was so wet that she knew that Carol could 
not help but notice.

"Now you will feel the tip of the Maren at your pussy 
lips. Please relax and enjoy its magic."

Deborah felt the objects tip pass her lips and begin to 
enter her. She moaned as it pushed slowly inside her very 
wet pussy.

"My, you are very sexual indeed. Several inches have 
entered your wonderful body. Are you uncomfortable my 
dear?"

Deborah knew that the object was made in such a way that 
every inch that entered her spread her cuntal walls wider 
and wider till she could take no more. Since the object 
was a foot long the width was incredible.

"I'm fine Carol. Its nice....ughhhhhhhhh..." She cried 
out as Carol slid more of the Maren into her. Her cunt 
was stretching around the Maren. She had never 
experienced such pleasure.

"You are liking the Maren my dear. You are very wet and I 
have at least half of it inside you. Would you like more 
my dear?" Carol asked as she began to move the Maren in 
and out fucking Deborah's beautiful pussy. 

Deborah felt her movement and began to push back in 
harmony with Carols fucking. As she did so the Maren 
disappeared deeper into her. Her cuntal muscles stretched 
in pain at first then with pleasure at each stroke.

"Ughhhhhhhhhhhh.... Ohhhhhhhhh its so good Carol...." 
Cried out Deborah as she began to cum hard. Carol had a 
perfect view of Deborah's cunt as she spasmed then came 
wetly around the Maren making her even more slippery for 
the further entry of the object. Another few inches 
slipped into Deborah stretching her to more than she had 
ever been before. More than Robert even. Her clit was 
enormous and Stuck out like a tiny penis. Her nipples 
rubbed against the mantel at each stroke from Carol and 
she cried out again in orgasm.

"You are so beautiful my dear. You can accept such 
lengths from the Maren. You have almost all of it now. 
Your pussy is so wide and wet."

At each notch Deborah orgasmed. She felt the hard smooth 
Maren plumbing new depths and stretching her cuntal 
muscles to almost impossible widths. Soon Carol announced 
her ultimate quest.

"I am all the way inside you darling. Now feel the power 
of the Maren."

Immediately Carol began to fuck Deborah hard and fast. 
Deborah's knees began to buckle in pleasure/pain as the 
Maren sunk deep and fast. She could hear the squishy 
sounds of cum with each stroke as Carol rammed the Maren 
home.

"Oh Deborah you must cum some more for me. Cum baby. Cum 
hard for me."

Deborah's ass pushed back hard against the large Maren 
filling her cunt to the max and felt the orgasm overtake 
her as never before. She cried out again and again her 
cuntal walls tight around the object her pussy juice 
pouring down her thighs.

"Ohhhhhh god, Ughhhhhhhhh I cant stop cumminggggggg!!"

Just as Deborah thought she could take no more she felt 
Carol slipping the Maren from her pussy and then placing 
it at the entrance to her ass. No, she couldn't do this. 
It would be way to much for her to take. Carol could 
sense the hesitation, the fear.

"Do not worry my darling. The Maren will make you love 
this. You must relax my dear. All will be right in just a 
moment."

Deborah felt the head of the Maren push at her anus. The 
pressure of it caused her to panic. But she wanted to 
trust Carol and the Maren. The head popped past her anal 
entrance and immediately she felt a slight pain from the 
width. 

"Relax my lovely. Think of all the pleasure you have 
received so far from the Maren. Relax and let me enter 
your lovely ass."

Deborah relaxed more and felt Carol pushing into her. The 
Maren was stretching her anal muscle further than she 
ever thought possible. Just as it was beginning to hurt 
Carol began to pull back and then forward slowly fucking 
her. The feeling was not altogether bad and then became 
very nice. Soon Deborah was aiding her new found lover by 
pushing back against the Maren

"That's it my love take more of the Maren inside you. 
Feel the wonderful pleasure it is giving you. Relax more 
Deborah, take every inch into you." Came Carols soft but 
commanding voice.

Her ass was stretching with every thrust from Carol and 
her excitement grew when it was announced that she had 
three quarters of the Maren inside her ass. God she never 
knew that it could feel so good getting assfucked. Her 
pussy now empty was already juicing up for her next cum. 
She could hear the hot sticky sex sounds emanating from 
her wet asshole. Each stroke from Carol drove the Maren 
deeper till it was fully imbedded inside her.

"The Maren is all the way inside your beautiful behind my 
darling." Announced Carol as she began to fuck her 
harder.

Deborah moaned loudly her body responding fully to the 
Maren. She could feel her ass muscles tighten around the 
large object squeezing it at each entry.

Her orgasm began to build enormously till she could no 
longer hold back. Her cunt spasmed and she began to 
squirt hot wet juices over and over. Carol watched as her 
cum shoot over everything.

"Yes, my darling fuck it hard. Drive it inside you and 
cum more for me." Cried out Carol as she drove the Maren 
hard and fast into Deborah's ass.

Deborah's screamed out in orgasm and flooded the carpet 
beneath her in hot cum.

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Deborah left the store that day with a wrapped package. 
She would have to explain to Raymond why she purchased a 
$1000.00 item at the mall. But if he complained she would 
have to give into sex. That she knew would cover the 
bill.

END

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