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Paradox: BTTF
by Geminiguy (geminiguy7.hotmail.co.uk@gmail.com)
***
This story may be a bit much, so let me explain a few
things: The full title of this story is Paradox: Back
To The Future [it borrows an idea laid out by Doc
Brown to Marty]. This is labeled Fantasy because it
involves a little science fiction in the 'first act'
of the story. As far as the incest, the main character
will have sex with 3 family members. But as you'll see
some of the facts only he knows and doesn't share with
the 3 (talk about paradoxes). I'm thinking about Back
The To Future, Part II as I write this forward, not
that it plays into this story. (MF, 1st, inc, preg,
sci-fi, celeb-parody)
***
** 1 **
It was 1985. I was 16, I consider myself average and a
bit of a rebel. I didn't care about anything; I didn't
care for friends, I didn't care about school, my
family, or myself. Until something happened. And then
a second thing happened. That second thing was a found
out an eccentric scientist in my town built a time
machine. Which made me think of the first thing that
had happened: My mother was watching some boring old,
old musical from 1943. Very old.
She had to go out and really wanted to watch the end
of the movie. She didn't ask but I found a tape to
record the rest of it for her. What held my attention
was a Spanish dancer-singer-actress named Carmen
Miranda. I had known she was a dancer, and kind of
knew she was a singer but had no idea she was an
actress. She had a sexy accent like my Aunt Gloria and
a great figure under her neck-to-ankle outfits [which
were slitted for her dance scenes and she showed ALL
of her long legs when she danced...].
After watching the rest of the movie I was feeling
pretty horny. I went to my bedroom and whacked off. As
I whacked off I remembered a photo an old drunk once
showed me. It was of Carmen Miranda being lifted in
the air by some guy during a dance move. The old guy
said he had took it himself when he worked with
dancers and actresses back in his day. What was so
amazing about the pic was you can see right up
Carmen's dress.
The lighting was perfect and the shot was clear; I
could see Carmen's hairy pussy! I knew the photo
wasn't fake; it was very old and they didn't have the
ability to fake stuff like this back then. So as I lay
on my bed I blew my load imagining I was shooting my
jizz up Carmen's hot hairy pussy. I'd never really
jerked off before then and all my nasty thoughts were
focused on Carmen Miranda and fucking her hairy
pussy...
** 2 **
So when I found out about the time machine I had one
thought: I had to 'borrow' it to go back in time to
meet Carmen Miranda. And fuck and hairy gash!
Not that I'd ever fucked before. I'd never really
cared for girls before; my interest in Carmen was the
first time. And now I'd have a chance to fulfill it. I
knew it would be easy to 'borrow' the time machine;
the eccentric scientist's lab was in an abandoned
warehouse on the edge of his property. He was going
away in a few days and didn't think anyone knew about
his invention so had no security to protect it. That
gave me enough time to research Carmen.
I didn't find out much but I found out what I needed;
Carmen was born February 9th, 1909 [so she was 34 in
that movie] in Marco De Canavezes, Portugal, sadly she
died August 5th, 1955 of a heart attack at only 46.
She never had any children.
Also I found out where and when I could meet Carmen
alone in 1943 [it seemed appropriate] not far from
where I was. So when the time came I utilized the time
machine [I may not have CARED about science but I knew
my science so I could operate the machine] to send me
back to the time and date I wanted in 1943...
When I arrived I was able to hide the time machine
nearby in a place no one would find it and it'd be
safe. I also had acquired clothes so I'd fit in in
1943 [I felt like a dork, I preferred my blue jeans,
t-shirt and leather jacket, but I knew I didn't want
to chance drawing unwanted attention]. It was morning
and I easily found the place Carmen was staying at
alone. I was nervous but even though I'd never done
this before I had it covered.
I took off my hat, knocked on the door and waited. A
voice that had played over and over in my head for
some time now called from within "Coming!" I felt my
cock twitch. The door opened and there stood Carmen
Miranda - even more sexy in person wearing a long
beige dress and her hair down.
"Hello," She said in her sexy voice.
I put on my act. My eyes went wide. "Oh, I'm sorry! I
have the wrong place! I guess this isn't 4545
Pleasantview Drive..." I blushed as best at could.
"No, this is 4545 Pleasantview Ave. Though I'm not
familiar with Pleasantview Drive..."
I was wringing my hat now and acting nervous. Suddenly
I blurted out "You're Carmen Miranda!"
Carmen seemed pleased that I recognized her. "I'm
surprised someone as young as yourself knows who I
am."
I nodded. "Of course I do! You sing, you act, and
you're an amazing dancer!"
Carmen really seemed pleased now. "Why don't you come
in?" She asked, stepping to the side.
I was still wringing my hat as I entered. Carmen shut
the door behind us. I turned to her. "May I say
something, Miss Miranda?"
Carmen smiled. "Please, just call me Carmen. You have
said so many nice things already. What else could you
say?"
"Well, that you are much more beautiful in person than
you are on the screen..."
Carmen was really enjoying my attention. And I could
tell she was a little turned on [believe me, Carmen
was turned on]. "I hope someday I get to dance with
someone like you..."
Carmen's smiled widened. She turned on her record
player and put on a record. "Why not now? It would be
an honor to dance with a gentleman like yourself."
"I-I've never danced before..." I replied nervously,
still wringing my hat [it was true, I had never, but I
wasn't really nervous about it, it was part of my act;
I wanted to get close to Carmen...].
"Good! Then I get to teach you!" She took my hat and
flung it across the room. Carmen took my hands and
instructed me to the Latin beat. Often she pressed her
firm, busty body to mine as she moved to the beat and
I did my best to keep up.
By the end of the song I had it down pat then a slow
song came on. Carmen slipped into my arms and pressed
her curvy body do me. The whole dance she stayed like
that, there was no way she could mistake the hard on
pressing against the midsection of her 5 foot body
[I'm 6'4] as anything other than just what is was... I
resisted grabbing Carmen's firm, full butt; things
were different in the '40s, men didn't seem to do that
back then. Carmen rested her head on my shoulder and
sighed. When the song ended she kissed me, half on the
lips, then thanked for being a wonderful dance
partner.
I was still in a half daze from the kiss and mumbled a
'you're welcome' as she shut off the record. Carmen
then asked if I wanted a drink. "Uhhh, sure." She led
me over to the bar. I wasn't expecting guests, all I
have is what you call liquor. I think you are man
enough to drink it, no?" I just smiled and Carmen
poured us drinks. She handed me mine and downed hers.
I took a sip. It burned my throat and warmed my
stomach. She was downing her second one as I had
another sip.
By the time I finished my drink Carmen had had 3 more.
She wasn't drunk but very relaxed. She took my glass
and set both of them down on the bar. She put her arm
around me and said she'd show me around the place.
Carmen had her hands all over me; not in a sexual way
but I think unusual for a woman of the '40s.
We ended up in her bedroom. "So what do you think?"
I looked at Carmen, looking very sexy. "I think I'd
love to ask you a question."
"Shoot."
"What I mean is, I'd love to ask you but it's not the
kind of question a gentleman may ask a lady."
Carmen laughed [I could tell she wasn't laughing AT
me, though] and waved her hand. "You Americans, you
are so uptight. We Europeans are not like that. I
would be honored to answer your question."
I acted like I was hesitating. "Well I met a man a
long time ago. He had been drinking too much. He told
me he does work with dancers and actresses. He showed
me a photo he took of you being swung in the air by a
man during a dancing move." Carmen nodded. "The light
was very good and the photo very clear. I could see
your... womanhood very clearly." I stopped, not sure
what my question was [duh].
"And what is your question?" Carmen asked.
Now I blushed for real. "Ummm, I guess it's why
weren't you wearing any underwear?"
"Oh, that is simple," she replied.
"It is?"
Carmen nodded. "It is because I never wear underwear,
see?" With that Carmen lifted her dress to her waist
and bared her pussy! It looked even hairier up-close.
I couldn't resist anymore. I dropped down to my knees,
planted my hands on her butt [over her dress] and
buried
my face between Carmen's legs [she was already wet].
She moaned. Letting her dress fall to the floor, she
leaned back against the bedpost, opening her legs for
me. I'd never eaten pussy before but I must have done
okay because she came on my face several times. Carmen
pulled me up and kissed me passionately as she pulled
off my clothes.
Carmen wrapped her hand around my cock and moaned. She
gushed about how big it was [over 8 inches then and
very thick] as she pulled me on top of her on her bed.
Carmen spread her legs and guided my cock into her
wet, oven-like pussy.
It was all new to me. Carmen told me what to do and I
came inside her within a minute. I wasn't upset
because I was still hard and kept fucking Carmen. This
time I lasted over 15 minutes and made her orgasm at
least a dozen times before I shot my jizz deep inside
Carmen. We fucked all morning had a quick lunch and
fucked a whole lot more. We tried every position. When
Carmen rode me I lasted the longest, at least 35
minutes.
Finally Carmen fainted in a pool of our sweat during
an intense orgasm as I blew another load up inside of
her. I pulled out of Carmen and quickly got dressed. I
would have loved to stay and fuck her forever but I
didn't belong there sadly.
As I watched my jizz drool out of her pussy slowly I
didn't think about the ramifications of what we'd done
then... I left Carmen's place and headed back to the
time machine, back to my time. I returned at the same
time I'd left and reset the time machine the way I'd
found it and went home. I was exhausted. I took a
long, hot relaxing shower then went to bed...
** 3 **
I didn't wake up until the next morning when someone
kept ringing the doorbell. I threw on some jeans and a
t-shirt and went downstairs. I'm coming, I'm coming I
muttered. I opened the door and came wide awake. A
girl stood there, about 14 years old I'd guess. She
looked like a much younger version of Carmen! She came
in without being invited. She had on tight, tight
jeans and a baggy sweatshirt.
I shut the door and she turned back to me. "Are
you....?" I nodded. "Who are you?" I asked.
"I'm Candice Miranda. My friends call me Candy. You
ever hear of Carmen Miranda?"
"Yeah, in fact I was watching one of her movies a few
weeks ago," I replied.
"She's my grandmother." I froze in my tracks. But
Carmen didn't have any children... I almost said out
loud. "And you're my brother. Well, half-brother I
guess."
"Wha..." I have a friend who is a forensics expert. I
brought her a sample of my grandmother's DNA and my
mother's DNA. My mother's DNA would be half my
grandmother's and half my grandfather's. My friend was
able to match my grandfather's DNA to you, but since
you're only 16 we figured it was your grandfather.
Which surprised me because my mother had told me years
ago your father was mine, too."
I did the math in my head. "How old is your mother,
Candy?" She told me 41. It all fit. Candy's mother was
my daughter... "I want to meet my father. And
grandfather."
I couldn't very likely tell Candy that I WAS her
grandfather, so I told her what was the truth I could
tell her. "My grandfather is dead. Died before I was
born. My father, I live alone with my mother. She
never talks about him." I wasn't going to tell Candy
that my mother told me he was killed not long after I
was born, because that wouldn't explain how he could
father her if he was supposed to be dead.
"Oh." Candy looked upset. She was my granddaughter -
my 'half-sister' in her mind - so I had to console
her. I went to Candy and she fell into my arms and
clung to me. I could tell Candy had larger tits than
Carmen. They pressed into me insistently.
I thought about how I had wished I could stay with
Carmen, but I didn't belong in that time. And now here
was the next best thing... I started kissing Candy.
She gasped and tried to push me away. When I slid my
hand up under Candy's sweatshirt and cupped her tits
she broke the kiss and moaned, "Oh, big brother... My
big brother..." She slid hand down to my crotch and
felt me up.
Candy's eyes went wide. "Oh, my really big brother!"
She giggled. I picked Candy up and carried her
upstairs to my bedroom. We quickly undressed and her
eyes locked onto my hard cock, mine on her huge tits.
I guided her to my bed and laid her down. I spread her
legs and ate her the way I had her grandmother.
Candy came several times before I crawled up on top of
her and mounted her.
Candy looked into my eyes. "Be gentle please. I'm a
virgin."
I slowly penetrated her and slid in and out of her
until I was in deep enough to feel her cherry. I
fucked her faster making her gasp. When her orgasm hit
Candy I figured this would be the best time to pop her
cherry which I did.
I sank into her deep filling her up and making her cum
continuously. I made Candy cum almost 2 dozen times by
the time I pumped my cum deep into her womb. We fucked
all morning and ever chance we got after that. Candy
came to me first when she was sure she was pregnant.
We talked about it and went to her mother.
Candy and I told her everything [I withheld the same
things from her, too]. Then the 3 of us agreed to talk
to my mother but leave out the parts about my father
and my 'grandfather'. Afterward the 4 of us talked and
decided to move in together. We had 4 bedrooms here
and it was bigger so Candy's mother sold her house.
Both our mothers had no qualms about us sharing a room
and the fourth room was to be the baby's. Carmen was
born in 1986. I got another shock after Carmen's
birth: Grandmother Carmen came to visit! She was still
alive. Boy, I was hoping I hadn't fucked up the
space/time continuum... Having a baby must have
changed Carmen somehow and helped her avoid the heart
attack. She was 77 but looked about 50.
She looked at me and knew. Well, she, too, assumed it
was my grandfather, but she knew I was related to
Candy. I told her my mother didn't know because we
didn't want her to know about my father. Carmen
promised to keep the secret. We were alone at her
house.
One thing led to another and soon we were fucking
[again]. All that fucking I'd been giving Candy made
my cock longer. I was almost 10 inches now as I fucked
Carmen. Her pussy was as tight and wet as it had been
back then. I was fucking Candy more but I know fit in
Carmen for regular fucks.
When my daughter Carmen was 5 I woke up one night to
find her jerking me off as Candy sat beside us
smiling. At 8 Carmen started sucking my cock. And at
11 Candy had me take Carmen's cherry. We'd been living
with grandmother Carmen for a few years by then.
Carmen got pregnant and gave birth to Calleigh 9
months.
Calleigh is now 11 herself and I'm sinking my cock
into her pussy for the first time. Did I fuck up the
space/time continuum? Damned if I know. President
McCain is now in office. Tom Cruise is vice president
and Ah - Arnold is secretary of state.
We're still at war with the Soviet Union. The X-Files
is in its 15th season and the original 4 Beatles just
reunited and are on tour with Elvis. Everything seems
normal to me...
THE END
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others outside a monogamous relationship. But it isn't
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a trusted partner. 4-million people around the world
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