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Archive name: miracle.txt (MMF, orgy, sitcom parody)
Authors name: The Jackbo (Address withheld by request)
Story title : Seinfeld : Miracle Cream
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Miracle Cream (MMF, orgy, sitcom parody)
by The Jackbo (Address withheld by request)
***
Elaine arrives at Jerry's apartment after a day at the
gym. Jerry has to leave on business and George gets a
new hair growth cream from Kramer. Little does he realize
but the cream does more than grow hair.
***
The buzzer sounded and Jerry walked from the fridge to
hit the intercom switch.
"Hello," called out Jerry.
"It's me," came Elaine's voice back through the static
filled box.
Jerry pushed the button to let her in then unlocked the
door. He shuffled over to the couch and plunked himself
down in front of the baseball game that was on. A few
minutes passed until Elaine came inside and shut the door
behind her. She wandered over to the fridge and found a
bottle of water. Opening the bottle and downing a third
of it rapidly she sat down beside Jerry on the couch.
"So whatcha up to?" Elaine asked in between drinks.
"Not much rea-," Jerry started but stopped suddenly,
"-what is that smell?"
"Well pardon me, I didn't know you could go to the gym
for two hours and still smell spring fresh!" Elaine
exclaimed.
Jerry finally noticed Elaine still wore her workout
spandex with an old t-shirt thrown on.
"Why didn't you just shower at the gym?" Jerry asked,
rising off the couch to get away from her.
"Because when I was leaving the place suddenly picked up
and there was actually a line to use the showers so I
figured I'd just swing by here and shower," Elaine
explained. "Is that all right with you?"
"Sure," Jerry said glancing at his watch, "but I gotta
leave in a few minutes to get to the taping of Letterman.
Can you believe it, I finally made it on?"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've told me only a couple dozen
times," Elaine replied as she picked up her bag off the
floor and headed for the bathroom.
"Just knock on Kramer's door and tell him to lock the door
when you're done, OK?" Jerry called out as he left.
"No problem," Elaine shouted from the bathroom as she
shut the door.
Jerry threw on his coat and left the apartment. A few
minutes later the door to Kramer's door opened and George
walked out.
"So you're positive this stuff will work?" George asked.
"I guarantee it, my friend Bob Sakamano used it and grew
a whole head of hair," Kramer replied.
George was still a little skeptical of the hair cremes
promises but figured anything was worth a shot. He
wandered across the hall and entered Jerry apartment still
reading the instructions on the side. 'Causes growth to
occur instantaneously,' it read. George looked around but
didn't spot Jerry, then he heard the water running and
guessed he was in the shower.
"Is it OK if I come in?" George called out to the occupant
of the bathroom but received no answer. Elaine was too busy
washing her hair and humming to notice George's call.
George shrugged and entered the bathroom. It was
somewhat steamy and he had to wipe the mirror so he
could see himself. He opened the package and took out the
tube of ointment. He applied some to his hand and rubbed
it evenly between them when he suddenly noticed Elaine's
naked backside in the mirror. She hadn't pulled the curtain
completely shut and he could make out her perfectly round
ass and even the small mound between her legs.
George was instantly erect and his penis strained against
his pants. He wasn't thinking much, he let his hand
unbutton his jeans and then unzip them, causing them to
tumble to the ground. He dropped his boxers after them
and started to stroke his now hard cock. It was only five
and a half inches long, short like him. George simply
continued to start at Elaine's beautiful ass and stroke
his penis for what seemed an eternity.
Finally Elaine turned around and noticed George in the
bathroom, staring at her.
"George!" she shouted. "What the hell are you doing?!"
Elaine pulled the curtain around her naked form and
couldn't help but let her eyes wander. Her eyes lit up as
she spotted George's erect cock in his hands. George,
noticing her odd look, glanced down at his own swollen
member and was equally shocked. His cock had grown to
almost twice the size and easily twice the width.
'But how?' George thought to himself. He suddenly
remembered he hadn't washed the creme off his hands.
George looked back at Elaine who had let the shower
curtain slide away, revealing her naked form from the
front. Her breasts were exquisite, perfectly round and a
nice proportional size. Her pussy was bare save a small
triangle below her navel. Elaine had a primal look in her
eyes, both of them knowing that neither had had a lover in
at least three months.
"Finish undressing and join me," Elaine said in a deep and
sexy voice.
George wasted little time in tearing off his shirt and
stepping out of his pants and boxers. He climbed into the
tub/shower next to Elaine. Elaine took hold of George's
cock and begin to lightly stroke it while George started to
gently massage her breasts. He lifted a nipple to his warm
mouth and began to lightly trace his tongue along its
shape.
Elaine emitted a soft moan to indicate she enjoyed
George's current actions. She moved her gentle grip from
his shaft onto his balls and began a slow massage.
"Oh god," moaned George, "turn around."
Elaine complied and turned to face the wall. She spread her
arms and legs and braced for what was soon to come.
George guided the head of his cock to Elaine's now moist
opening and began his gradual push. Inch by inch slowly
disappeared into Elaine's warm cunt, her moans signaling
her enjoyment. George's pelvis finally reached her soft ass
and they both froze a moment, reveling the feeling.
Reaching around, George once again began his assault on
Elaine's tits. He gently kneaded them and squeezed the
nipples. Elaine meanwhile let her own hands start to
wander, gliding down her smooth body until they reached
her hard clitoris. Her fingers began to dance around,
sending waves of pleasure with each brush of contact.
George began his decent now as his long cock began to
leave Elaine's moist and inviting pussy. She let out a small
whimper at the sudden loss of his member inside her but
knew it would soon return. Not disappointing, George thrust
back into Elaine with more speed than his first penetration.
The result was added pleasure for both and George was
even quicker to withdraw his penis again.
George began to make increasingly faster thrusts and
Elaine rubbed her clitoris even harder. The moans rose in
volume as both parties drew closer to orgasm. The gentle
slapping of George's balls swinging back and forth and
Elaine's tits flopping around was lost when either one
would scream in a fit of pleasure.
George could feel his climax drawing closer so he leaned
forward and whispered, "I'm going to cum," into Elaine's
ear as he continued to pump his cock in and out of her
warm pussy.
"Don't worry," Elaine barely managed to get out between
moans, "I'm on the pill."
The simple thought of releasing his load inside of Elaine
only spurred George on further. He gave it one final thrust,
sinking his cock all the way in, before spewing his built up
load of cum. He fired wave after wave into her warm and
inviting cunt while he reached around and took hold once
more of Elaine's firm breasts.
Elaine felt the shuddering of George's penis inside of her as
she felt his milky streams flow into her. She reached her
own climax with the added stimulation on her clitoris and
proceeded to experience one of the best orgasms of her
life. Her body shuddered and her knees wobbled, had it not
been for George she might have fallen to the floor.
They both stood panting, still connected with George's cock
firmly planted deep in Elaine's cunt. Usually after sex
George went as limp as a wet noodle but perhaps with the
special creme to blame, he was still rock hard. Neither one
heard Kramer enter the apartment until he opened the door
of the bathroom and discovered them naked and
embracing.
"I heard screaming," Kramer said, his brain finally clueing
in to what was before him. "What the hell is going on?!"
Elaine still felt horny, months of solitude had left her
with a gaping void she wanted filled. "Sex, Kramer. Simple
biological sex, no repercussions, no talk of it later. A one
time deal, you want in?"
No way could Kramer argue with the naked beauty who was
soaked in water and glistening with sweat. He stripped
down immediately and showed what he brought to the
party. His cock was about seven inches long and fairly slim,
much like his general appearance.
George pulled his cock out of Elaine and stepped aside to
let Kramer in. Kramer took up a position behind Elaine and
let his head gently enter her cunt. He sunk in easier as
George's cock had stretched Elaine's pussy wider than
Kramer's penis. Pausing a moment, Kramer felt Elaine's
pussy start to shrink down to his size.
George got in front of Elaine and held his cock level at the
same height as her face. Elaine took the head in first and
started to work her tongue around. George's eyes rolled up
in his head and he was lost in the pleasure. Elaine let her
hand goes back to her clitoris, but Kramer moved her hand
aside and proceeded to use his own hand instead.
"Allow me," Kramer spoke softly.
His touch showed of his experience, it was even better than
her own thought Elaine. She let his masterful fingers do
their job so she could focus on what lay before her,
George's enormous cock. Elaine was doubtful she could
swallow it all. After playing her tongue around his head for
a few more minutes she started to sink down his shaft.
Elaine got about seven inches in before she couldn't take
any more. She tried to go a bit farther but found herself
about to gag if she pushed. So instead Elaine merely let her
mouth work on the part she could reach. She could taste
George's salty cum and her own female juices (she had
occasionally sampled her fingers after masturbating to
orgasm) on the shaft of his penis as it moved in and out of
her mouth slowly.
Kramer's smooth thrusting had gradually gotten faster and
now he was pumping his cock into her with great speed.
His fingers picked up the pace as well which got a series of
moans from Elaine. George also began to scream his added
pleasure as Elaine's cries had vibrated her mouth around
his cock. George let his hands sink into Elaine's wet, black
hair for something to hold onto rather than control her
movements, she seemed to know what she was doing in his
opinion.
Finally Elaine came under Kramer's skillful touch, her
orgasm causing her to cry out loudly. She shuddered and
her pussy tried to lock around Kramer's cock still pumping
into her. Kramer orgasmed as well and grabbed hold of
Elaine's bouncing hips as he unloaded his cum into her.
George was on the verge of climax when Elaine started
screaming, the vibrations sent him over the edge and he
fired his load into Elaine's warm mouth.
Normally Elaine didn't like to swallow cum but she was in
such pleasure at the moment she didn't really care. Gulping
down George's load she released his cock from her mouth
and slowly pulled herself off Kramer's softening penis. All
three bathed and got dressed, not speaking to one another.
It was to remain a moment of passion and nothing more.
All George could think about was what this miracle cream
could do for him.
END
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