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Madonna's Big Day
by Chaos (address withheld)

***

Madonna has a memorable flight with horny passengers and 
crew. (MF, FF+, oral, anal, sluts, intr, size, celeb-
parody)

***

Disclaimer: This story contains acts of a sexual nature. 
I don't mind if anyone under 18 reads this, after all I 
can't stop them, but please don't because I don't want 
to get sued. This story is no accurate reference on the 
sexuality of Madonna Ciccone, Christina Aguilera, Denise 
Richards or Alicia Silverstone. This story is completely 
fictional.

***

Madonna's screamed in ecstasy as she came. "OH YEAH! OH 
FUCK! OH BABY YOU'RE SO GOOD! AAAAAHHHHHHH!" She was 
naked in a toilet cubicle in an airport. She'd gotten 
horny and taken an air hostess in with her. The Air 
Hostess was also naked. She withdrew her tongue from 
Madonna's cunt and smiled.

"You like that?" She asked.

"Yes and now it is your turn." Madonna picked the Air 
Hostess up and put her on the toilet seat putting her on 
her back. She spread the 22 year olds legs and started 
to lick her around the rim of her soft pussy lips.

"Please don't tease me." Moaned the Air Hostess. Madonna 
licked inside the Air Hostesses cunt but not very far. 
The Air Hostess moaned. Madonna put her tongue in a 
little further. The Air Hostess moaned again. Madonna 
plunged her tongue in lapping at her juices. Madonna's 
tongue ran over her clit a few times and she came.

"OH GOD MADONNA! THANK YOU! OH MY GOD!" And she 
collapsed on the floor of the cubicle. Madonna got her 
clothes back on and left. The Air Hostess was still 
collapsed on the floor. Madonna turned around for a 
second.

"That's what 20 years extra experience does." Madonna 
smiled and left. That was her seventh orgasm today and 
her sexual thirst still hadn't been quelled. Oh well, 
maybe she would have better luck quelling her first for 
fucking on the plane. She loved her new husband, Guy 
Ritchie, but he wasn't really that good in bed and when 
you got right down to it Madonna was one of the 
sluttiest bitches on the planet. 

She'd done it with blokes, women even horses once. She'd 
taken it doggie style, missionary, on top, underneath. 
Madonna got on her plane. She stepped up to the first 
class cabin and took her seat. Next to her was a large, 
muscular, black-skinned gentleman in his early 30's. He 
looked up at her and then looked again in wide-eyed 
amazement

"Madonna?" He asked.

"Yes I am Madonna."

"That's not a very good disguise."

"I dunno, not one person in the airport recognised me."

"Well then they must be all idiots."

"Hey!"

"I'm a big fan of yours."

"Really?" Madonna looked to the man's crotch. He had a 
huge erection which was made even more prevalent by the 
fact it was huge, at least 8 or 9 inches. She wanted it 
inside her. She wanted his cock in her arse. But not 
just yet, she decided. "What's your name?" She asked.

"Oh I'm called Martin."

"Nice to meet you Martin." and nice to meet your cock 
she thought. An Air Hostess walked past. She turned 
looked at Madonna and a huge wet patch formed between 
her legs. It was the Air Hostess from earlier. Suddenly 
the Air Hostess ran off, either to change into some 
clean clothes or to masturbate, Madonna couldn't tell 
which. She smiled to herself.

"Who was that? She appeared to know you."

"Oh just an air hostess that's flown with me before."

***

Several hours into the flight the lights went out to 
signify that everyone should try to sleep now but 
Madonna wasn't going to sleep. Her hand brushed against 
Martin's leg. Martin looked up.

"Don't say anything." Said Madonna "Just allow me." Her 
hand moved up Martin's leg to his crotch. Madonna 
grabbed his crotch and squeezed with all her might. 
Martin looked like he was in pain and Madonna released 
his cock. Her hand moved to his zip and she undid it. 
Martin's cock sprang out of his underwear fully erect. 

Madonna's hand moved up and down it. Her nails dug into 
his skin. Her hand moved up and down his rigid staff 
harder and harder until he came all over the back of his 
seat. No one appeared to notice, they were all asleep. 
Madonna pushed the call button. The Air Hostess from 
earlier appeared. Trying not to think about earlier she 
said

"What can I do for you madam?"

"Err... my friend here has had a little too much fun." 
Martin was frantically trying to do his trousers up. The 
Air Hostess bent over so that she could clean up 
Martin's mess. This gave Madonna a perfect view up the 
Air Hostesses skirt and her hand moved into the Air 
Hostesses panties. She moved her fingers frantically 
until the Air Hostess came.

"You are insatiable," said the Air Hostess.

"Why, thank you," said Madonna smiling. The Air Hostess 
left. "I've got a wicked idea," Madonna smiled.

"What?" 

Madonna took Martin's hand. She took him up to the 
cockpit. The two pilots looked at them.

"Hey you can't come in here without asking permission." 
Said the Captain. Then he saw it was Madonna. "Oh well I 
suppose we could make an exception, for you." Madonna 
looked at the first officer. To her surprise the first 
officer was female and quite sexy.

"Right." Said Madonna. "Has this thing got auto-pilot."

"Yes." Said the Captain.

"Engage it and tell all the cabin crew not to come in 
here."

"Why?"

"Because we are going to have our own little personal 
orgy. Got it? Are we all agreed."]

"I'm up for it." Said the Captain.

"Definitely said Martin.

"I dunno." Said the First Officer. Madonna stripped 
Martin until he was naked. As soon as the First Officer 
saw his big black cock she agreed.

"What are your names?" Asked Madonna.

"I'm called Steve." Said the Captain.

"My name is Sally," said the First Officer. 

Madonna started to kiss Steve. Steve started to unbutton 
Madonna's shirt. He took it off to reveal she was bra-
less. Her breasts were surprisingly large and pointed 
considering her age. They were about 32B. He started to 
massage her chest. Martin was tearing Sally's clothing 
of piece by piece. Soon she was naked. 

She was tall, with blue eyes and blonde hair. She had 
34D breasts, her cunt was covered with a small patch of 
blonde hair that had been neatly trimmed. Martin started 
to suck her nipples, first one then the other. Meanwhile 
Steve and Madonna were now completely naked. Madonna's 
cunt was completely shaven and Steve's cock was a 8-
incher. Madonna was currently sucking on it. Her tongue 
ran up and down it. 

Madonna had obviously done this before, she was 
excellent at it, well she had been doing it for 20 
years. She bit into Steve's cock softly. Her expert 
technique was all too much for his and he came in her 
mouth. Madonna went over to Sally and kissed her, to 
both Martin and Steve's delight sharing Steve's cum. 
Sally went back to Martin's big black cock. She lay him 
down on the floor and put her breasts around it She 
rubbed up and down until he exploded. Madonna went over 
to sally and began to lick Martin's semen of Sally's 
breasts. Madonna got down on her hands and knees.

"Martin I want your cock in my shit-hole." Martin didn't 
need to be told twice and his cock was already rigid 
again. He pumped into her arse, her shit hole was quite 
wide from years of anal sex so he fitted quite nicely. 
He came in her arse and she smiled as they both came 
together. Meanwhile Sally was riding Steve. 

His huge cock was right up in her womb allowing her to 
ride it quite hard and they both came together. Madonna 
got in 69 with Sally and soon they both writhed around 
on the floor cumming everywhere. There was one person 
Madonna hadn't fucked yet- Steve. She lay down on the 
floor with her legs in the air.

"Steve I want you here." She said. He didn't need to be 
told twice and leapt at Madonna, his cock pumped into 
her open cunt. Until they both came together. Taking a 
tip from Madonna, Sally was taking Martin's cock in her 
arse. His huge black cock pounded against her arse. His 
balls swinging into it. His balls tightened and he came, 
taking her along with him. Everyone got dressed and 
cleaned up.

***

Several hours later Madonna returned to her LA home. Her 
husband was away filming a new film. She remembered her 
adventures on the plane but it still wasn't enough, to 
quell this sexual feeling she needed girl sex and lots 
of it. She remembered that her next door neighbours were 
3 good friends who shared a house. All were female. She 
picked up a shoulder bag and put some equipment in it. 
Double headed dildo's, vibrators, artificial lubricant 
etcetera. She went around and knocked on the door. 
Denise Richards opened the door smiling.

"Madonna what can we do for you?"

"Can I come in?"

"Sure." They moved into the lounge where Alicia 
Silverstone and Christina Agulera watched TV. There were 
3 glasses of wine on table and Denise poured a 4th. When 
no one was looking Madonna got some powder out of her 
bag and poured it into each glass except hers. She held 
her glass up.

"I would like to hold a toast." She said. The other 
girls picked up their glasses. "To enjoying life." The 
other girls nodded and everyone drunk their wine. 
Madonna smiled to herself. The girls all fell into a 
trance. 

"You are all extremely insatiable. You need to have a 
million orgasms. You want me, you want each other you 
want the postman. You want to tear all your clothes of 
and fuck whoever happens to be in this room. Do you 
understand?"

"Yes, mistress."

"Then awaken." All three girls awoke blinking. They 
looked at each other and then at Madonna, without 
uttering a single word Denise walked over to Madonna and 
kissed her. She was a good kisser. Christina and Alicia 
kissed each other. Denise tore all her clothes of so 
that she was naked. Her pussy was shaven. This bitch had 
already been a slut before Madonna had used the powder. 
Her breasts were huge. They were about 36D. 

Madonna massaged them and Denise moaned. Denise tore of 
Madonna's clothing and started to massage the more 
experienced singers breasts. Madonna clawed against 
Denise's tits. Looking over she saw that Christina and 
Alicia were engaged in 69. Denise threw Madonna to the 
ground. She sat on Madonna's face and Madonna began to 
lap at Denise's juices. Denise laughed.

"Huh! I just thought of something funny Madonna. Your 
name is from the Virgin Mary but you're one of the 
sluttiest women on the planet! You little bitch. 40 
years old and still acts like she's just a 20 year old 
slut with nothing better to do than fuck." Denise clawed 
against Madonna's stomach. 

Madonna was getting excited by Denise's talking, she 
loved it when people talked to her like this. She licked 
frantically until Denise came on her face. Denise got 
off but grabbed Madonna by the hair throwing her down 
over Denise's lap so her arse stuck up in the air. 
Denise started to smack her arse. "Bad little bitches 
like you should be disciplined Madonna. What would Guy 
say if he knew you were betraying him?" 

Madonna's arse was beginning to glow red. Denise smacked 
more frantically. Madonna's arse really hurt now. Denise 
pushed Madonna down on to the floor. She went over to 
the shoulder bag and picked out a large 20 inch double 
headed dildo. She put it on and put Madonna up on her 
hands and knees. 

Madonna's arse wasn't tight but it hadn't taken a 20 
incher before and when the dildo ran up her arse Madonna 
screamed in agony. Yet she was enjoying it. Usually she 
was in control but now Denise was and she liked it. As 
Denise pumped into Madonna's arse She smacked it with 
her right hand leaving marks across Madonna's pristine 
buttocks. Madonna came as did Denise and she withdrew. 
Christina and Alicia were finished now and Denise went 
over to deal with Christina. 

Alicia came over to Madonna. She was young as hell. 
Madonna liked them young. In fact almost everyone she 
fucked was 5 years younger than her at least. Madonna 
and Alicia embraced in a long kiss. Madonna looked 
Alicia up and down, 32B breasts and a hairy blonde cunt. 
They embraced again and Madonna's hands moved down 
Alicia's body to Alicia's cunt. She placed three fingers 
inside probing her tight hole. Alicia moaned. 

Madonna placed a fourth finger in and began to play with 
Alicia's clit. She touch Alicia's g-spot and before long 
Alicia came. Madonna took Alicia's face and pushed it 
down into her cunt. Alicia had no choice but to start 
licking at Madonna's experienced, elder, shaven cunt 
until Madonna came on her face. 

Alicia was picked up by Denise who spun her around and 
injected the double headed dildo into her cunt. Madonna 
looked over to Christina who was barely conscious on the 
floor. Obviously Denise had been hard on her too. 
Madonna walked over. She spread Christina's legs and 
began to lap away. Christina moaned. 

Madonna lapped at her juices, she looked over to Denise 
who was currently sticking the dildo down Alicia's 
trough in an attempt to lubricate it. Alicia was having 
trouble breathing

g, not that Denise cared. Madonna lapped more 
frantically having seen this horny sight. Christina 
came. Madonna cleaned up her juices and sat on 
Christina's face. Gingerly she began to lap at Madonna's 
swollen clit. Madonna's juices tasted like honey. 
Christina liked honey so she licked more and more. 
Madonna was in ecstasy, while primitive Christina's 
technique was pretty good. And Madonna came. 

***

All 4 very satisfied ladies slept in the same bed that 
night. Although before she went to bed Denise decided 
Madonna should be punished. Without realising Madonna 
had actually put the wrong powder in the drinks and 
although the girls had done what she said it was because 
they wanted to please Madonna, they all remembered 
everything. 

During the night at random intervals Denise would punish 
Madonna. The worst punishment was when Denise bit 
Madonna everywhere really hard. Denise had decided to 
keep the dildo on. She liked it and occasionally stuck 
it in another girl during the night.


THE END

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