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Leonardo DiCaprio: Oscar Nominee
by Harm VanLang (harm.lang@hetnet.nl)
***
On an invitation of the Veronica-network I was allowed
to join their film crew at the Oscars. I was going to
stay in the same hotel as all the major movie stars.
What a chance to meet all those super hunks like Brad
Pitt or Leonardo DiCaprio. For months now I'd been
dreaming about meeting Leonardo, I'd had the wildest
fantasies. (MM, oral, anal, celeb-parody)
***
Author note: This story is fantasy and is not meant to
imply anything about the real life of Leonardo DiCaprio.
Sorry, English is not my first language.
***
Three days before the big event we arrived at the hotel.
Wow what a hotel it was. I'd never seen anything like
this in my whole live. Room 1209 had been reserved for
me. A luxury suite with a gigantic bed and a huge
bathroom, completely covered in pink marble.
After I had unpacked my luggage I walked out of my room
and almost immediately I ran into Leonardo DiCaprio.
Leonardo, here in the flesh? And what beautiful flesh it
was. I thought I was going to die on the spot.
"Oh sorry, I didn't see you," he apologized with a soft
voice. I must have looked at him with a very odd face,
because he looked back at me with some question marks in
his deep blue eyes. "Excuse me for bumping in to you."
He apologized again.
"Eh, yes, my fault, my mind was somewhere else, I'm
still quit dazzled by all this luxury," I said.
"You're new here, aren't you?" Leonardo asked. "Yes, I'm
from the Netherlands, I'm here with the Veronica film
crew," I quickly told him:"I've never been to the
States."
"Are you an actor?" the young god wanted to know. I told
him about the quiz I'd won on Veronica and that my prize
was being at the Oscars in LA and meeting al those
famous people, like him.
"I've never been to Holland. I always wanted to go to
Amsterdam one time," Leo said.
"Well, you could come and stay with me sometime," I told
him. "I live in Amsterdam, I've got an apartment over
there."
"That would be so cool," he sighed.
I couldn't believe this, I'd only seen him on the big
screen or on video and now I was talking to this big
idol of mine in a LA-hotel hallway. "Are you free
tonight?" the blond god asked. "Would you like to have
dinner with me in my suite?"
This was too much, I had to pinch my arm to see whether
I was dreaming. I accepted his offer and we agreed to
meet in his room at eight pm. "Room 1235, don't forget!"
I heard him shout down the hallway as he walked on. I
kept staring at his nice butt until he disappeared into
the elevator.
Why the hell would someone like Leonardo DiCaprio want
to have dinner with someone like me. An ordinary, thou
handsome stranger from the Netherlands? I'd heard some
friends of mine saying that they had read somewhere that
Leo supposedly was gay. Now this was something I was
determined to check tonight. I had fantasized about him
for too long to let a chance like this go by without
taking it.
***
At eight pm precisely I knocked at the door of room
1235. Almost immediately the door opened. I'd expected a
bodyguard or something but it was Leo himself and he was
all alone This suite was a little larger than mine,
almost like a complete palace. Leonardo was wearing a
pair of tight fitting jeans and a black t-shirt. I felt
a little overdressed, wearing my coat and tie.
Leonardo saw the way I felt and he said to me, "You can
take of the jacket and tie if you want to, it's just an
informal diner, just the two of us."
Immediately I threw away my jacket and tie, opened the
top two buttons on my shirt, and instantly felt more
comfortable. "It's a big honor to dine with you mister
DiCaprio," I told him.
"Please, call me Leo," he said. "By the way, what's your
name?
"I'm Marius," I almost whispered.
"So, Marius, why don't you sit here and I'll sit over
here." Behind him was a table for two with everything on
it for a romantic candlelight dinner for two. There were
a few candles, but the other lights in the room were
turned down.
I sat down and while we ate we talked about a lot of
stuff that had to do with acting and filmmaking. Whilst
Leo talked all about his work and what he'd seen and
done while shooting his films, I could only think about
what my friends had told me, about Leo being gay. "Can I
ask you a personal question?" I finally dared. I just
had to know.
"Yeah, why not" He said.
"In the Netherlands I read in the tabloids that you
supposedly are gay, are you," well, the big question was
out.
"Yes I'm gay," I heard him say. "But I don't want the
whole world to know. It would do no good to my image."
Wow, my hero was just like me gay. I told him I was gay
too and that I'd dreamed about him many times. And that
this was like a dream coming true. "Why do you think I
asked you here?" my handsome companion said, "I fell for
you the moment I bumped in to you in the hallway."
So there I was. Sitting across from one of the biggest
stars of the moment who told me he had fallen in love
with me. I just couldn't believe it. It was very still
in the room for a while, then suddenly I felt a foot
coming up my leg. He wasn't kidding, he was really
attracted to me.
I looked at him and almost drowned in those big blue
eyes of his. He really was gorgeous.
"Can I kiss you?" I asked him. He didn't answer but
walked over to me and kissed me full on the lips.
"I wanna stay with you tonight," I whispered in his ear.
Leo pulled me into his bedroom and led me to the bed. I
felt his hands go under my shirt and searched for my
nipples. Quickly I removed my shirt and let him have my
nipples in his mouth. He sucked them like a baby. I
loved it.
I had a huge erection in my pants and it was really
beginning to hurt now in my tight pants. Leo saw it and
began to unbuckle my belt with his teeth while his hands
kept playing with my nipples.
Then I pulled out his shirt and tenderly licked his
nipples and smooth chest. What a gorgeous guy he was.
Grownup but still boyish. While I was playing with his
nipples he had managed to pull of my pants and now he
started to gently suck the big red head of my already
fully erect 8" cock. When his jeans and socks were off
too, we just laid there naked on the bed. "I want to
suck that dick of yours," I said.
"Go ahead," was the answer. This was my big chance to
suck the cock of my dreams. I sucked it in al at once.
It was my first time, I'd never done something like this
before, but I had read enough dirty stories on the
internet to know what to do. I let my tongue softly run
over his head, which made him sigh for pleasure.
"Enjoying it?" I asked.
"Yeah, go on, don't stop!" was the answer. So I was
doing a good job, I thought to myself. While I was
sucking Leo's cock, I jerked off my own cock, and it
felt good, better then I'd ever thought it would feel.
I went further down and started licking his balls and
ass. Slowly I ran my tongue up and down his ass and
sometimes I would push a little harder so it entered his
tight little ass. By now his ass was dripping with
saliva, and I thought it was about time that I'd get
some servicing myself. I stopped and turned us into 69.
Leo immediately knew what I was planning to do and
started licking and sucking my cock with such enthusiasm
that I could have come on the spot, had I not warned him
about not going so fast. I wasn't planning on coming too
soon, because I still had other plans for the night. I
turned around again and started licking his ass again.
Leo knew what I was about to do and he said nothing.
When I found him relaxed enough I got up behind him,
pulled him on al fours and bet over him. Slowly and very
carefully I entered his virgin ass. Man was he tight
inside. I pushed a little harder which made him shout.
"Easy, will ya!" After a while he relaxed and things
went better. Slowly I slid my 8" love-rod inside him.
What a heavenly feeling this was. I'd never before felt
this good.
After a few slow stroke in and out, I went in and out
faster and faster into his 23 year old little tight ass.
I looked up at him and saw he was smiling, his eyes
shut. Enjoying what I was doing to him. Then I pulled
out completely and pushed back in with force. I nearly
came, but I decided to postpone it. I took my swollen
dick out of his ass and said to a surprised looking
Leo:"Your turn now, I don't want to cum yet."
I turned on my back and had Leo do the same to me as I
did to him. Slowly he licked my ass and went in with his
tongue. I felt going wet all over and my butt slowly
opening up to his tongue.
"Turn around on all fours," Leo said. I did as he asked
and went on all fours and spread my legs a little. He
came behind me and as soon as he was in position I felt
his swollen dickhead push against my ass. I relaxed and
when he pushed he slid all the way in. He wasn't rough
like me, but very gentile. "Do it a little faster
please?" I asked looking back at him.
Immediately I felt his full 9" push all the way in me. A
wave of pain and ecstasy went through my body. So this
is how it feels how it is like being fucked up the ass!
"Harder, harder," I shouted and he reacted at it. He
went at it like a madman and it felt good!
Suddenly I felt his dick get harder inside me and I knew
he was going to come. I pulled him out of me and quickly
turned around on the bed. I myself was ready to explode
at anytime now, because while fucking me Leo had jerked
me off.
I turned us back into 69 and it wasn't long before I
felt that I was going to come all over him. While I
tried to control my urges to come, I felt is balls
stiffen in my hand and that's when I knew he was ready
for it as well. "Oh, I'm gonna cum!," he shouted, while
the first drops of come already spurted on my tongue.
That was my sign. I came in heavy beams of white come
all over his face. Then he came in my mouth and I tried
to swallow every little drop of mine. I almost choked in
it. I kept sucking his dick until his dick went limp.
Not one drop of his delicious boy-cum would be spilled.
Leo too kept sucking and licking until we both were
totally exhausted.
My wildest dream had come true. I'd had sex with
Leonardo DiCaprio.
We just laid there in each other's arms and fell asleep
kissing.
***
The next morning when I woke up, Leo was still asleep.
His head on my chest. What a sight to look at. He was
like a fairytale prince. It had been nearly 15 minutes
before he awake and saw me staring at him. He slowly
opened his beautiful blue eyes. "Good morning sunshine,"
I whispered to him. His answer was a sweet wet kiss on
my lips.
It had been 7 already and in a few moments the
breakfast-room service guy would be knocking on the
door. We weren't to be seen together in bed, so I stood
up and went quickly into the bathroom to take a quick
shower. Then I was to go into my own room to wait for my
own breakfast. While I got all soaped up in the shower I
suddenly felt someone creep up behind me. "Want some
help with your back?" a naked Leo asked me.
"Yeah, why not, but do we have time for this? You know,
the room service guy..."
"Screw the room service guy," my handsome prince said.
"No way," I called. "Not the room service guy, screw
me!"
"Okay," Leonardo said and went immediately to his knees
and begun to make my ass slippery and wet. "Bend over a
little, will ya," he said and while I did what he asked
me to do I already felt his fat dickhead push inside me.
He fucked me harder and faster than the night before. I
was pressed against the wall with the water running over
my face and chest while he fucked me in the ass. The
pleasure was even bigger than the previous night.
"Room service!" a voice called from the bedroom. "Shit!
The breakfast guy!" called Leo.
"Why don't you go and check him out," I said. "If he's a
looker, let him serve breakfast in the bathroom. We'll
give him a tip he'll never forget."
While entering the hotel lobby earlier the previous day
I'd seen some very cute bellboys walking by. Leonardo
slid out of me and quickly put on a towel. He walked
into the bedroom and I heard him say, "You can serve
breakfast in de bathroom if you please." This was a good
sign. Probably it was one of the boys I'd seen the
previous day.
While I was still naked in the shower Leo walked in with
an adorable boy. I think he was little over 18 years
old, which made it even more exciting. "Put it down
there, near the bath," I heard Leo say while they came
into the bathroom. The boy was shocked as he saw me
standing in the shower.
"What's this!" he called out, surprised and embarrassed
at the same time. "This is your tip," I said pointing
down at my still very hard and stiff dick which pointed
directly at him.
While I was still naked in the shower Leo walked in with
an adorable boy. I think he was little over 18 years
old, which made it even more exciting."Put it down
there, near the bath," I heard Leo say while they came
into the bathroom. The boy was shocked as he saw me
standing in the shower.
"What's this!" he called out, surprised and embarrassed
at the same time. "This is your tip," I said pointing
down at my still very hard and stiff dick which pointed
directly at him.
This is how the previous story ended. I had met Leonardo
DiCaprio in a Hotel in LA at the Oscars.
We bumped in to each other in the hallway of the hotel
and instantly fell in love. We spend the night together
and the next morning a whole different story took place.
The bellboy looked at my stiff dick not knowing what to
do. "On your knees boy!" I commanded.
The 18 year old slowly obeyed my order and sunk to his
knees. "Now, get naked!" I yelled at him. "I'll teach
you disturbing our morning shower!"
Leo looked at me with amazing in his eyes. He could not
believe I could be so dominant.
"Now suck that dick!" I said to the already naked
bellboy on the floor.
I presented my 'arm' in front of his nose and in one
take he sucked it in. It felt like I stoke my dick into
a vacuum cleaner. Sheer pleasure went from my stiff
love-rod to all the other parts of my body. Not even
that delicious blond god looking at us from the doorway
could suck dick like this nice 18 year old on the floor
in front of me. He was a real proof.
Leo walked up to us and started to kiss me while he too
stuck his hard cock into the boy's face. The boy then
took turns in licking and sucking our cocks.
While he was sucking in Leo's dick I turned behind the
boy and started to lick and finger his butt.
I could feel he really enjoyed it and felt his ass widen
up with every lick of my tongue.
Now I took the KY jelly from the bedroom and squeezed a
big lob on my fingers and his ass. I also rubbed it all
over my super stiff cock and then I got up behind the
dear little bellboy, who so rudely had disturbed Leo and
me in the shower.
I put my cockhead to his rosebud and started to slowly
pushing forward. It slid in in one stroke. Boy, this
here bellboy was really hot. He wanted it badly, I could
tell.
Still sucking Leo's hard dick the boy began to push his
butt back at me with every thrust of my dick up his
arse.
I reached underneath him and got hold of his stiff cock.
Boy, it was huge. More than 10." I took both hands and
jerked him of while screwing him.
Soon all three of us were nearing orgasm. I held out as
long as I could, I didn't want to be the first to shoot.
Leo came first. I saw him close his eyes and tense up
all the muscles in his fine looking body. Then he came.
Five, six spurts of hot cum shot down the 18 year olds
throat. He swallowed it all and didn't spill a drop.
Then I felt the muscles in the boy's ass tighten up and
I knew he was going to cum. I speeded up my movements
and a split second later I felt my hands getting all wet
with his cum. Spurt after spurt sprang from his cockhead
and onto the tiled bathroom floor.
I took my hands from under him and smelled them. They
smelled good. I started to lick them clean and while I
was still licking his cum from my hands shot my load up
his ass. Wow, this was the best fuck I'd ever had,
except for last night's with Leo.
"So, you think you're punished enough?" I asked the
exhausted bellboy on the floor of the bathroom.
"Yeah, wow, this was so bad" he sighed.
"Now get out of here, you cocksucker!" Leo yelled at
him.
"Aren't you afraid he might tell?" I asked Leo. "Nope,
and anyway, who's going to believe a cocksucker like
him. You don't know how many people who work in hotels
make up. No one believes them anymore nowadays."
We got cleaned up and I left Leo for the day. He had
some obligations with promoting his new film and I was
to join the Veronica crew on some interviews with the
stars.
***
The rest of the week Me and Leo slept together in his
suite and by the time it time for me to leave LA and the
USA we were both madly in love with each other.
We exchanged phone numbers and addresses and had one
last kiss before I stepped out of his suite, and as I
was sure out of his life.
***
Four months went passed and I heard nothing of Leo. The
only times I saw him was on TV and I read some stories
about him in the tabloids. The word said that he
supposedly had an affair with supermodel Kate Moss. I
was the only one that knew he would never do that. He
told me he didn't even like women. He only liked men.
Thus, ME.
One Sunday evening I was sitting in my Amsterdam
apartment feeling lonely and sorry for myself, when
suddenly the phone rang. Who the hell could that be? I
thought to myself. Nobody ever phoned me on Sunday
evenings. I always called my mum at six and after that I
usually got on the internet, blocking the rest of the
phones. I didn't feel like surfing on the net that
night, so I just sat there, staring out the window into
the rain, listening to some Chopin.
I picked up the phone and said my name.
"Hi there handsome, remember me?" A familiar voice said.
"Leo?" I asked. "Yeah, it's me. Look I just finished a
movie and have some time to spare. Could I come to
Amsterdam and stay at your place for a couple of days?"
This really took me by surprise. "Uh, come here, uh, of
course you can come. When will you be here?"
"I don't know yet, you'll see when I'm there. What's the
address again," he asked.
I told him the address and he repeated it out loud. I
didn't think any of it, must be something he does to
remember his lines.
About five minutes later the doorbell rang and I
wondered who that me be at this hour. I had not many
friends in Amsterdam, most lived in the north of the
Netherlands where I was raised. I walked over to the
door and looked through the hole in the door to see who
was there. I saw no one. I opened the door and there he
was. Leo. My Leo.
"Surprise!" he yelled.
"I was already in Amsterdam. I called you from a cab in
front of my hotel. I took an hotel in case you weren't
there."
"Hi," was all I could mumble. "You sure can call this a
surprise," I said. "You took me completely off guard."
Before I could say another word, he gripped me and
kissed me passionately on the mouth.
I took him and his luggage inside and we fell on the
couch making out like we had just met. Four months was
too long a time to be apart from each other, we both
agreed.
***
That night was a copy of the night we had in the hotel
in LA four months ago. We fell asleep in each other's
arms, when the first rays of the sun already came
through the drapes.
The following days we went shopping in Amsterdam. Now
the nice thing about Amsterdam is that everybody is so
cool and free, that nothing you do raises questions. If
you wanted to you could walk bare-assed through the
streets and no one would turn and say something about.
It's just a city full of weirdoes and anything is
possible there.
We went shopping and just on two occasions some girls
came up to us and asked for an autograph. Leo murmured
something in German he learned from his grandmother.
That way the girls were totally confused. "He really
looks like Leo," one girl said.
"No way, now I see him from up close I can see he's not
Leonardo, Leo's much taller and he's better looking than
this German here," the other said.
We walked on and when the girls were out of sight I
translated to Leo what they had said to each other. We
burst out in laughter. This was one of the nice things
of Amsterdam.
We spend the afternoon shopping and then I asked him
what he thought we were going to do about our
relationship.
"Well, we could of course go on like this and see each
other every now and then. But I don't like the idea of
missing you for that long."
"Don't you need a new bodyguard or manager or someone
like that?" I asked him. "You could hire me for some job
and then I could be with you forever and no one would
raise suspicion."
Thus, I became Leo's personal manager. Since then we've
been together every day.
END
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