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Junkheap Wars
by Leviticus (leviticusthebard@hotmail.com)

***

Junkheap Wars: Adult Edition. Yes this is a spoof, so 
keep your knickers on, or not, as the case may be. (MF, 
bd, forced-orgasms, TV-parody)

***

You settle down in your favorite chair and turn on the 
TV. It's time for one of your favorite shows and it 
turns out that the new cable network, 'Home Showcase', 
is showing a special episode made just for them. You 
smile as the opening credits start to roll. 

"Hey everyone!" says one of the hosts, Tyler Hardcock, 
who happens to be standing on a pile of rusted-out 
cars. "Welcome to the junkheap! A place where many have 
come to tackle the most vicious problems we could 
create for them, by building a device made entirely 
from the junk you see scattered around me! The regular 
season has just finished and we have our new Champion. 
But in this week's edition we're offering you something 
special!" 

The scene switches to the other host, Cathy Rimjob, 
standing on a platform, "This week two specially 
recruited teams will be rushing to build a machine that 
hopefully will have one of their number screaming in 
passion. The winner receives not a trophy, but a cash 
prize of ten thousand dollars. Let's meet the teams!" 

You see a group dressed in green coveralls, two men and 
a woman. "Hi, we're the Orgasm Masters," says one of 
the men, "My name is Alex, and with me here is my wife 
Rose and my brother Gearhead. We plan on taking that 
cash any way we can!" He smiles at his teammates who 
smile back at him, although Rose's smile looks a little 
pained. 

The scene shifts to another group in red coveralls, 
again two men and a woman. "We're the Crotch Rockets," 
says one of the men, no smile on his face. "I'm Gordon, 
next to me is Edward, one of my co-workers, and Kate, 
our secretary. We've got this contest covered, WE'RE 
going to take the prize!" 

The scene switches to Cathy and Tyler for a moment. 
"Each of our two teams gets an expert to help them 
design and build their machine," Cathy says, "for the 
Orgasm Masters we recruited the help of DP. DP is a 
master of the creative orgasm, a man who on his web 
site 'InSAX' regularly builds devices designed to bring 
women sexual release... eventually!" 

Tyler takes over, "The Crotch Rockets have the help of 
McMasters, the inventor of the sex chair. His design, 
fully tested by willing volunteers, has been creating a 
sensation across the county and recently his factory 
just sold their one-millionth unit. He knows the 
business inside and out." 

You see the scene change as the two teams are framed in 
the same shot before it is switched to the hosts up on 
the platform. Behind the hosts is a homemade clock made 
out of junk. It shows numbers one through ten and the 
hand is on the ten. Tyler grabs a bullhorn and puts it 
to his face. 

"Orgasm Masters!" he yells. The Masters cheer. 

"Crotch Rockets!" he yells. The Rockets yell back as 
well. 

"Teams! Today we will test both your ingenuity with 
engines and your stamina with stimulation on this 
special Adult Edition of Junkheap Wars. What we need 
you to put together today using only the junk you see 
around you, is a sex machine!" 

There are yells of appreciation from both teams 
although neither of the women are quite as enthusiastic 
for some reason. 

Cathy steps forward, not needing the bullhorn, "You 
have just TEN hours from when the junkheap gong sounds 
to build something that will give the female member of 
your team the greatest number of orgasms in a one hour 
period!" 

The men yell louder, big grins on all of them while the 
women pale a little. 
They catch each others eye and Rose mouths "I knew it." 

"Are you ready teams?" she yells, "GO!" And she bangs 
the gong. 

Each team runs into a large workbay of their own and we 
watch them come together while Cathy speaks. "Each team 
has just ten hours to pull together from a mountain of 
junk a machine not only capable of giving orgasms, but 
doing so quickly and repeatedly. But before they can 
build anything, they need to plan their moves." 

The Orgasm Masters are standing before a large drawing 
board, their expert holds a marker in his hand. 

"Okay guys," says DP, "what we have here is a machine 
of basically two parts. We need to build a frame that 
will hold our victim down without movement. That's very 
important because we don't want her wiggling around." 
He smiles at Rose who blushes. 

"What's the other part?" Gearhead asks him. 

"The device itself. What turns Rose on the most?" DP 
asks. 

Her husband grins. "She has a huge collection of 
vibrators at home, I'm forever buying batteries for 
her." 

Rose turns an even deeper shade of red and glances at 
the camera. "Alex!" she says, hitting him on the arm. 

He looks at her and says grimly, "She can also cum from 
a good spanking!" 

"Great!" DP replies, smiling at the woman's discomfort. 
"We can use that. I figure we can build us a vibrator 
pretty easily, one that will stimulate both her clit 
and her nipples. But the icing will be a spanking 
machine to get her really going!" 

"No!" says Rose, who obviously hadn't banked on that. 

"YES!" say all the men, out-voting her. 

"So what do we need?" Alex asks. 

"Metal tubing for the frame," DP says, "two small, yet 
powerful electric motors, some batteries to run them 
and wire to hook them all up. That's your shopping list 
for right now!" 

The scene switches to the other bay where the Crotch 
Rockets are assembled. 
McMasters is addressing them. 

"Dildos," he is saying to them, "mounted at the right 
angles and set to the right speeds, we can bring as 
many orgasms out of Kate as we need!" 

"I'm not too sure about this," Kate complains, a little 
horrified by what's happening. 

"You want to win the money, don't you?" asks Edward. 

"Well, yeah." 

"Then you're going to have to work for it. What do we 
need McMasters?" 

"Well, we'll need to build a frame that will spread her 
out nicely for insertion. Then some sort of cam driven 
by an engine that will pump the dildos in and out of 
her." 

"Why do you say dildos?" Gordon asks, puzzled. 

"Because we're using two, one for each entrance!" 
McMasters replies with a smile. 

"Oh no!" Kate whines. 

The men laugh. 

"Okay guys," says the expert, "find stuff to make a 
frame out of, a working engine for power, and a couple 
of things we can use to make the dildos!" 

The scene switches to Tyler. "Each team has to scrounge 
though the junkheap in search of the parts they need to 
build their machines. They can use anything they can 
find, as long as it is junk. Will the teams do it? Stay 
tuned and see!" 

A commercial for some hair care product comes on and 
you sit and watch it before heading to the kitchen for 
a drink. You only watched it because the model was 
topless. You get a beer and settle back in front of the 
TV. 

"Welcome back to Junkheap Wars," says Cathy once the 
show returns. "This week our challengers have to build 
sex machines capable of giving their female teammates 
lots of orgasms. Let's see how they're doing!" 

We see video of both teams running about the junkheap, 
looking through the piles of scrap metal, junked cars, 
old appliances and other mechanical refuse. Each team 
also has a little 4x4 bike with a trailer for hauling 
stuff back to their workbays. 

Gearhead is working steadily, piling up some thin rebar 
for use as a possible frame, while Alex and his wife 
Rose keep searching for electric motors. 

Kate is nearby, looking for something she can use for 
dildos, while Edward is in another part of the yard 
looking under the hood of a car. 

Back in the Rocket's work bay, McMasters and Gordon are 
sketching out the shape of the sex machine on their 
marker-board. It looks daunting. "You know, I was 
thinking," Gordon says to him, "Kate's nipples are 
really rather sensitive. Is there any way we can get 
them involved with this?" 

McMasters looks at him, "I think we could. I know that 
nipple stimulation can be quite effective. One of my 
first volunteer test subjects proved that very well." 

"How would we work it?" Gordon asks him. 

McMasters looks at the drawing, "What about an air 
pump, hoses of some kind attached to her nipples that 
suck on them?" 

Gordon grins, "Sounds good." 

The scene switches to a simple animation which shows 
the naked body of a woman standing spread eagle, 
attached to a frame. A cartoon engine is running in 
front of her and a series of pulleys and rods appear to 
be driving dildos in and out of both her pussy and ass. 
Cathy's voice is narrating, "What the Rockets are 
planning to do is very simple, yet hard to perfect. An 
engine will power a complicated set of cams and rods, 
turning rotary power into linear. The continuous thrust 
of the dildos inside Kate will certainly bring her to 
orgasm. But will they get the proper angles of entry 
sorted out? One mistake, and all Kate will feel is pain 
rather than pleasure." 

The animation ends and we see Gearhead talking to DP 
via a two way radio all the team members carry, "I 
think I have enough rebar and poles for the frame, 
should I come back?" 

"Come on back! Let's get a look at them!" is the 
answer. 

The scene cuts to Gearhead unloading his trailer, while 
DP grabs poles and looks at them. He doesn't look 
happy. "We need something bigger," he says, "wider. 
Something at least six inches wide but no wider than a 
foot! Some of this stuff we can use for legs and 
mounting brackets, but that's it." 

"Sure thing," says Gearhead, and he heads back out to 
the junkheap. 

Another animation appears, and this time it is Tyler 
who is narrating. The animation shows a naked woman 
lying face down along the length of a tube stuck on 
some legs. Her hands and feet are bound to the legs and 
she can't move. An electric motor is attached to one 
end of the tube, and next to her ass another motor is 
mounted. This second motor has a wide flap attached to 
it. 

"The Orgasm Masters," says Tyler, "are planning on 
making Rose cum with vibrations and spanking! A motor 
attached to the pole she is lying on, will spin 
rapidly, causing a vibration that should stimulate her 
wherever she touches it. Another motor will be spinning 
a paddle that will spank her ass, hopefully spurring 
her to further orgasms. But will the spanking be too 
hard to give pleasure? That is something they will have 
to work on." 

A scene switch to Cathy entering the Crotch Rockets' 
work bay. She approaches McMasters and Gordon who are 
measuring some rebar for their frame. "How are things 
going in here?" Cathy asks. 

"Pretty good, pretty good," Gordon says, smiling at 
her, "things are coming along pretty smoothly." 

"Are you finding all your bits?" she asks. 

"They're coming together. Ed is still trying to find 
the right engine, but that shouldn't be a problem." 

Cathy nods in mock understanding, "Now I'm told that 
your machine is going to rely on old fashioned 
intercourse to get the job done." 

"Well yeah, the general plan is to strap Kate into this 
frame and let the machine screw her, front and back. It 
should work well!" 

Cathy turns to McMasters, "Now you've built this 
before. Isn't that the general shape of your sex 
chair?" 

"Well, Cathy," McMasters says with a smile, "this is a 
much cruder attempt to do the same job, although it 
does remind me of my first attempt to build my 
brainchild. I have to tell you, I spent many sleepless 
hours fine tuning that machine." 

"Not to mention the volunteers who rode it for you," 
Cathy adds. 

McMasters grins, but says nothing. 

In the other camp, Tyler is talking to DP and Alex, who 
has returned with a starter motor from a car. The men 
are trying to sort out the wiring. 

"Howdy guys," Tyler says in greeting, "how goes it over 
here?" 

"Not bad," says DP, "once we find the right parts we 
should be ready to go!" 

"Do you think you'll be done in the ten hours?" asks 
Tyler. 

"I expect so," replies Alex, "we'll be ready before the 
other team is!" 

"I like that confidence!" Tyler says with a smile. 

An overshot of both work bays appears on the screen, 
and we hear Cathy ask, "Will the Orgasm Masters vibrate 
their way to the prize, or will the Crotch Rockets 
thrust themselves into first place? Stay tuned!" 

Another commercial, and you leave to go pee. 

When you get back the show has just come back on and 
Cathy has once again summarized the task ahead of both 
teams. You can see that by this time a lot of junk has 
been collected in each bay. Tyler comes on the screen, 
standing on the platform the hosts use to watch both 
teams work. He picks up his bullhorn, "Teams, you have 
eight hours! EIGHT hours remaining." 

Most of the members from each team look up at the 
announcement, but no one looks very worried; except 
perhaps both women who look like they would rather be 
someplace else. 

The scene changes to Edward sitting in what looks like 
a wrecked Geo. The hood is open and he has just managed 
to coax the engine to start. He looks like he's in a 
pretty good mood. 

"Hey guys," he yells over his radio, "I found an 
engine, and it runs!" 

"Great," replies Gordon back in the work bay, "can you 
get it here?" 

"I'm going to have to rip it out of the car, it's 
totaled. I could use a hand." 

"I'll be right down," replies Gordon. 

McMasters, who has been laying out some metal poles for 
the frame, just nods and watches him go. 

On the other side of the wall separating the two work 
bays, Alex is yelling over the radio at his team, 
"Batteries, people! We need batteries for the motors!" 

DP looks deep in thought. "You know," he says, "a 
second motor for the spanking part might not be needed. 
It might be overkill." 

"I agree," Alex replies, "in fact, I have another idea. 
What about a paddle on a spring?" 

"Tell me more!" DP says with a smile. 

We now see various pictures on the screen of many 
different types of sex toys: some as simple as a normal 
vibrator, all the way up to complicated dungeon 
furniture. Cathy narrates over the images, "As we do 
every week, this week we have a judge to give us his 
expert opinion on how the two teams are doing. So 
considering our challenge, we just had to bring in the 
man responsible for some of the most inventive sex toys 
currently on the market. Patrick Levit has been 
building toys and furniture for years, and has had a 
hand in almost every sex toy design you can think of." 

A heavyset man in black coveralls walks up on the 
platform, joining Cathy who is already sitting there. 
She smiles at him and shakes his hand. 

"Hi, Pat. Welcome to Junkheap Wars!" 

"Thanks Cathy, it's good to be invited." 

"Now you've been making this type of equipment for a 
long time, right?" she asks him. 

"A very long time. Almost forty years." replies Pat. 

Cathy smiles, "So what do you think of what our teams 
are trying to do today?" 

Pat smiles and looks from his position to where both 
teams are working. "Well, both groups are going with 
great ideas, but it will be the execution of those 
ideas that will decide the contest. The Orgasm Masters 
with their oversized vibrator, will find that placement 
of the girl will be vital to its success. If they can't 
make proper contact with her clitoris, then they will 
be lost." 

"What about the Crotch Rockets?" Cathy asks him. 

"A penetrating toy has a much greater success of 
bringing a woman to orgasm, as you probably know," Pat 
replies, making Cathy blush, "with it you stimulate 
more erogenous areas and basically copy what nature 
intended for you women to enjoy. THEIR problem will be 
in making sure they don't go too far and cause pain 
instead of pleasure. What worries me right now is that 
I see no provisions made for the lubrication of the 
rear-mounted dildo. That will cause a problem unless 
they get it sorted out." 

"I see," says Cathy, just a little flustered and trying 
not to show it, "so who do you put your money on right 
now?" 

Pat thinks about it for a second or so before 
answering, "Right now I think I'd go with the Orgasm 
Masters. There is less wear and tear on the woman 
riding their machine, which could be better in the long 
run." 

"Fantastic!" Cathy says with a smile. 

The scene switches to show Edward and Gordon out in the 
yard. They have an engine crane sitting over the engine 
they are after and are both feverishly trying to get 
the engine out. Kate approaches her teammates with two 
large rubber cylinders that look like they were plugs 
for something. She doesn't look all that happy. 

"Gordon, I found these," she says. 

Gordon looks over at her and pauses to examine the 
rubber cylinders. They are obviously too large to use 
on her, but he is thinking. 

"What do you reckon, Ed? Can we trim these down on a 
lathe?" 

Edward pokes his head out of the car, "It's worth a 
shot!" 

Gordon gives them back to Kate, "Take them to 
McMasters." 

Tyler comes on. "Who is going to win the ten thousand 
dollar prize? Stay tuned!" 

A commercial for Dungeon Inn and Suites comes on and 
you head to the kitchen for a sandwich. 
Once more Cathy is giving us a quick summery as you sit 
down with your food, and you can see that they have 
jumped ahead a bit for some real progress has taken 
place in both work bays. On the Orgasm Masters' side 
you see what looks like a six foot metal tube maybe a 
foot wide, sitting on four sturdy legs. Alex is busy 
welding a thin bar crosswise to the underside of the 
tube; while Gearhead is sorting out some bicycle gears 
and chains on a nearby workbench. DP and Rose are 
sorting out some tangled rope. 

On the other side, McMasters and Kate seem to be alone 
and we can see McMasters welding poles together to make 
a stand that will hold Kate spread eagled inside it. 
Kate is nearby, sucking on a water bottle. 

"Teams!" yells Tyler through his bullhorn, "you have 
six hours remaining!" 

The Orgasm Masters smile and look confident but 
McMasters on the other side frowns. We see why as 
Gordon and Edward are still struggling with their 
engine, and Cathy remarks about it as she stands next 
to them. 

"Do you really think you'll get it out?" she asks. 

Gordon gives her a dirty look, "Yeah, it's coming. The 
frame is all bent up so it won't come out straight, but 
we're almost there." 

Tyler is with Alex who is still welding. "So what are 
all these for?" he asks, pointing at various pieces of 
metal welded to the main frame. 

"Mounts," Alex says to him, "places to mount the motor 
and other stuff and places to mount Rose." 

"Rose hasn't looked too happy about her role in this 
challenge," Tyler observes. 

"She'll be fine, she's a trooper!" Alex answers with a 
grin. 

The scene cuts to Cathy and Tyler alone on the 
platform. "So how are the Rockets doing?" Tyler asks 
her. 

"I think they're in a bit of a frazzle," replies the 
female host, "they've had a lot of problems getting 
their engine." 

"Why do they need a car engine?" asks Tyler. 

"Something about needing enough reliable power? I'm not 
sure. But they say they will be ready. What about the 
Orgasm Masters?" 

"They look pretty good. They have most of the stuff 
they need as far as I can see, although I haven't seen 
any sign of the spanking part of their machine yet." 

Cathy grins, "I look forward to seeing that." 

"Why, do you like a good spanking?" Tyler asks, leering 
a little at her. 

Cathy blushes, "I'm just interested in how they manage 
it...mechanically!" 

Tyler grins, but changes the subject. "Rose doesn't 
look too happy," he says with a smirk. 

"Neither does Kate," adds Cathy. 

"Well, would YOU want to ride either one of these 
machines?" Tyler asks her. 
He isn't surprised that all Cathy does is blush. 

Some more shots appear of the teams working. 

The Rockets finally bring their engine into the work 
bay and McMasters has them mount it onto an extension 
of the frame right in front of where Kate has to stand. 
He has been working on the gearing but finds he needs 
some special help. 

"We have to get the angles right," he says, "so we'll 
need to have Kate standing in the machine so we can 
measure." 

Gordon nods and calls Kate over. She moves closer after 
a brief hesitation. 

"Kate," says McMasters, "we need you to strip and stand 
in the frame." 

"Why do I have to strip?" she asks nervously. 

"We need you naked so that we can get all the parts to 
match up to you." 

"But..." Kate begins to say, but Gordon stands up to 
yell at her. 

"For God's sake girl, just strip and come over here! We 
haven't time for your blubbering now!" 

Kate pales and reaches for the zipper on her coveralls. 
She slowly pulls it off revealing that under it she is 
only wearing panties and bra. 

"Everything," orders McMasters. 

The camera catches her misery as she undoes her bra and 
slips it off, followed by her panties. Kate's body is 
slim, almost boyish, and she stands awkwardly being the 
only one naked. 

She is ordered over to the frame and stands gingerly 
where just moments before McMasters had been welding 
something. He kicks her legs open and has her raise her 
arms. 

"That's pretty good, the holes line up," he says. 

"What holes?" Kate asks looking where McMasters is 
suddenly working. She sees that he has rope in his hand 
and that he is about to tie her left arm to the frame, 
threading the rope through holes he has prepared just 
for this purpose. 

"Hey, No!" she yells. 

"We have to Kate, so you don't move around during the 
contest," Gordon tells her. 

Kate bites her lip and allows McMasters to tie her. Her 
wrists and ankles are bound into place, and the nude 
young woman can do nothing but stand there as the men 
work around her. She looks at the camera and blushes 
deeply. 

On the other side of the wall, a similar event is 
taking place. Rose has started unzipping her coveralls 
after climbing off the machine. 

"We need to see exactly how your pussy lays along the 
seat," Alex says to her. 

"Yeah, yeah," Rose answers, resigned to getting naked. 
She pulls off the rest of her clothes to reveal a 
heavier body than Kate's, her breasts much fuller. She 
also has a tattoo over her left hip of a Dragon. 

Cathy comes in at this point to watch Rose mount the 
machine again. Rose first sits straddling the one foot 
diameter cylinder and then she leans forward, pressing 
her body to the machine and extending her arms. 

"Just a little bit further forward, Hon," Alex says. 

"This thing is cold," she replies, moving as ordered. 

Gearhead watches from a workbench. He appears to be 
making something from the bicycle parts he 
cannibalized, and he grins at the sight of his naked 
teammate. 

DP takes Rose's hands and quickly ties them to a bar 
right at the end of the cylinder. Then he grabs her 
nipples. 

"Hey!" Rose complains. 

"I just have to see if they stretch," he says to her, 
pulling them down to where another bar waits. He smiles 
as things look good. 

"We should be ready to test the motor," Alex says as he 
finishes the last of the wiring. 

"Okay, let's get her legs up," DP replies. 

The men grab Rose's ankles and tie them to a bar behind 
her. Now she is laying almost flat except for her bent 
legs, face down on the wide tube. DP walks around and 
takes a look at her opened up pussy, the camera 
follows. 

"Not bad, we'll have to see what she feels!" 

Cathy steps forward. "Are you ready to try it out now?" 
she asks. 

"Well, the vibrating part, yeah," Alex tells her. 

"Just a couple more things to do first," DP adds. 

Cathy smiles, and the show goes to commercial. 

When it comes back, it begins with Tyler announcing 
that only four hours remain. 

Rose is still tied down to the machine, and now her 
nipples are attached with clips to a bar below the tube 
she is laying on. Her eyes are red and she is trying 
not to move much, it is evident the clips hurt. 

"Ready?" DP asks. The other men nod and DP starts the 
motor. 

An offset weight on the shaft makes the motor vibrate, 
and as it is mounted inside the cylinder it sends those 
vibrations out everywhere. Rose's eyes immediately open 
wide as her nipples get shaken at high speed and she 
groans. After a few minutes they shut off the motor. 

"How was it?" Alex asks his wife. 

"God...not too bad. But I could feel myself sliding 
backwards. I don't think I'm getting enough vibrations 
on my clit." 

DP smiles, "I have an idea that will fix that!" 

Over in the other work bay, Tyler is watching as the 
Crotch Rockets work quickly to turn their Geo engine 
into something that will bring off their bound 
teammate. His eyes go once again to poor Kate who 
stands naked and spread open, with no way of doing 
anything about it. She grimaces and bites her lip as 
McMasters works below her. He has taken the rubber 
dildos Kate carved and mounted them to steel rods. Now 
he's working them into her so they can measure once 
again for the cam that will drive them. 

"We need to make sure she is well lubricated," he 
comments, "her ass is going to get pretty raw if she 
isn't." 

"We can keep squirting KY on her while the machine is 
running," Gordon replies. 

McMasters nods and above them Kate sighs. 

Cathy is once more sitting with Pat the Judge. 

"So, now that you have seen them working for a while, 
what do you think?" she asks him. 

"Well, Cathy," says Pat, "I'm still worried about the 
Crotch Rockets and their double dildo machine. It seems 
rather ambitious as there are so many critical things 
they need to get right. But if they do they will have a 
winner. The Orgasm Masters though, will certainly do a 
good job. But their winning is dependent on the Rockets 
making a mistake." 

"So your money is on the Crotch Rockets then?" Cathy 
asks him. 

Pat tilts his head back and forth a moment, "Yeah...for 
right now it is!" 

"Good enough. Stay tuned for more Junkheap Wars, right 
after this!" 

You sit through yet another series of dull commercials, 
although the one with the naked blonde with the big 
tits running down the beach holds your interest for a 
moment. Then the show comes back on and Cathy once 
again brings you up to date with what has happened 
before moving on with the show. 

We see Tyler standing in the Orgasm Masters' work bay, 
a nude Rose mounting the machine once more. She climbs 
on more gingerly now because a slight change has been 
made to the tube in order to further engage her 
clitoris. 

"So I hear you guys have made an improvement," Tyler 
says to them. 

The men all grin while Rose looks a little 
apprehensive. 

"Yeah," replies DP, "we needed to send more vibrations 
to Rose's clit, so we welded on an extra clip that 
should help." 

"An extra clip?" asks the host. 

DP nods and points it out as the other two men tie Rose 
down and get her prepped. Before, Rose had only worn 
clips on her nipples, stretching them down and away 
from her body so that the vibrating tube she lay on 
could send vibrations straight through them. But now a 
third clip, right under her pussy was being used, and 
Rose let out a little yelp as her husband reached in 
and clipped it to her clitoris. 

"Let's try it," he says. 

"Oh God," Rose exclaims, closing her eyes. 

The motor starts and you can tell the vibrations are 
getting to her. Her toes curl and she starts to moan. 

Everyone watches, eyes fixed, as Rose's passion slowly 
mounts and soon she is having her first orgasm. She 
bucks on the tube like on a lover, but barely moves 
after her hips are caught short by the clip on her 
clitoris. You can see her trying to pull free, but she 
is trapped. Eventually Gearhead turns the machine off 
and she slumps down. 

"Not bad!" says Tyler. 

"Pretty good," DP agrees, "but she didn't cum fast 
enough and I'm worried she isn't going to go the 
distance. We're going to need that spanking device 
after all!" 

"I agree," says Alex, "let's get cracking, shall we?" 

The scene shifts to the other bay where the three male 
members of the Crotch Rockets are kneeling at Kate's 
feet. They are there because they are fitting the cam 
and rods that will propel the dildos currently 
stretching her lower orifices. McMasters is slowly 
turning the cam and the men are watching first the 
vaginal dildo, then the anal one, take turns in 
thrusting in and out of her. Neither dildo fully pulls 
out of her, so she isn't entirely free of either one. 

Kate has her eyes closed and is biting her lip, the 
dildos obviously having an effect on her even moving at 
a snail's pace. She opens her eyes to see the camera 
staring at her, and she looks down, ashamed. We see her 
pull at her bonds but she is held firmly. 

Cathy is watching from the sidelines and she is playing 
with the choker around her neck, something she has 
never appeared without in this show over the years. She 
notices the camera turned on her and she moves toward 
the team. 

"Do you think you'll be ready in time?" she asks them. 

"I think so," says team captain, Gordon. 

"It's just that I haven't seen you test the engine with 
this thing yet. 
Are you sure it will work?" 

"Oh, it'll work. We've got it geared down pretty good. 
We should be ready soon." 

"I'll be happy to see it working!" Cathy says with a 
smile. 

"So will we!" McMasters says with a laugh. 

Kate gives her a pained look. 

Tyler is standing on the platform again. "Just one hour 
remaining, ladies and gentlemen. One hour!" 

Both teams increase the pace, aware that time is 
ticking away from them. 

The Orgasm Masters are welding once more, Rose standing 
out of harm's way. Curiously she is still nude, her 
coveralls missing. She stands, awkward in her nudity, 
but doesn't protest. 

More metal is being welded to the side of the tube and 
we see bicycle gears and chain being mounted on the new 
brackets. 

"Can you explain what you're doing now?" Cathy asks 
them. 

"Sure," says Alex, "we've extended a shaft from the 
motor, and using these bicycle parts we are setting up 
a turntable that will pull back an arm to which we will 
attach our paddle. We've got it geared down so that the 
paddle will swat her about once a minute, letting her 
feel it in full." 

"That sounds ingenious. Will it hit her hard?" asks the 
host. 

"Not too hard, just enough to make it interesting. Do 
you want to try it and see?" 

Cathy smiles, "Er, no. I don't really need to." 

"Oh come on. Just climb on, you don't have to get 
naked!" grins Alex. 

Cathy begs off and the men laugh. 

Tyler comes on, at his place on the platform, "Time is 
going fast, will they succeed? Don't go away, we'll be 
right back!" 

You sit impatiently through the next set of commercials 
and soon the show is back on. You see a shot of the 
Crotch Rocket's work bay and the little Geo engine is 
running. 

Edward is sitting at some jerry-rigged engine controls 
and he is letting up slowly from the clutch. 
Immediately the dildos inside Kate begin to move and 
she gasps as the invaders pump her. They move pretty 
smartly and from Kate's expression you can tell she can 
really feel them. 

Behind her, McMasters has a tube of KY in his hand, and 
he dabs some on both dildos. He then walks around to 
where he can see her face, nodding to himself. 

Kate is gasping now and her fingers and toes curl as 
she goes through her first forced orgasm. She wails as 
she is carried though it; and in response McMasters 
waves at Edward. 

"Slow it down a bit!" he yells over the engine. "Vary 
the speeds, that works best!" 

Edward does what he is told and a second orgasm is 
brought forth after an adjustment in tempo. 

Gordon, watching all this from the other side of the 
engine, grins and motions for Edward to shut the engine 
off, "That's good, that's good! Do we have time to do 
something to her nipples as well?" 

McMasters looks at his watch. "I have an idea." 

The scene switches to the other bay were Rose is tied 
down to her team's machine. The motor is running and 
she is feeling its full effects. We see next to her a 
wooden arm with a wide paddle mounted to a turntable. 
It is being forced back against a spring and when it 
reaches a certain point it suddenly releases and the 
paddle smacks squarely across poor Rose's buttocks. She 
yelps as the impact drives her forward, forcing her to 
pull at the clip attached to her clit. The combination 
of sharp pain and eternal buzzing sends her into 
orgasm, and she can't control herself. 

The men standing around watching this start to laugh 
and high five each other. 

"Beers all around!" Alex says. 

"I'll second that!" DP says with a grin. 

"Er, shouldn't we let her down?" Gearhead asks, 
pointing at Rose who is still being handled by the 
machine. 

"Not yet, she doesn't like beer," Alex answers and the 
men laugh. 

"Gentlemen!" calls Tyler from his post on the platform, 
"You have thirty minutes to complete your machines!" 

DP looks at Alex, "Well maybe we should shut it off. 
That will give us time to paint it!" 

There are more shots of the two teams working to put 
the finishing touches on their machines, and when Tyler 
calls time, each team looks like they are ready, 
although both women already looked shagged out. 

"Teams," says Tyler, "it is time to put down your tools 
and get some rest. 
For tomorrow you battle for ten thousand dollars!" 

Everyone cheers, and the show goes to commercial. 

After the commercials are over we see a change in 
venue. The two sex machines are set up outside in a 
park of some sort, surrounded by trees. The machines 
are about ten meters apart and are surrounded by their 
team members. The women, Kate and Rose, are wearing 
robes in their team colors rather than coveralls and 
they are standing together while the men finish 
fiddling with the machines. 

Cathy narrates over all of this, "Welcome back to 
Junkheap Wars. As is our custom, we have allowed the 
teams an additional hour to tinker with and fine tune 
their machines. And it is fast approaching time for the 
female members of each team to disrobe and get strapped 
in. Who will win the ten thousand dollar cash prize up 
for grabs this week?" 

The scene shifts to Cathy and Pat the expert taking a 
close look at both machines. Pat looks very interested. 

"What do you think now?" Cathy asks him. 

"It's all very well done," he replies, "it looks like 
the Crotch Rockets have overcome the mechanical 
disadvantages of their design, and as long as it holds 
together they should have no problems." 

"And the Orgasm Masters?" asks Cathy. 

"Their machine is also very solid, and will certainly 
give the Rockets a run for their money. I'm willing to 
say that this contest may well be decided by the skills 
of the operators and the stamina of the young ladies 
concerned." 

"Well this should prove to be an exciting contest, 
that's for sure," agrees Cathy. 

A scene shift and we see Tyler standing with the women, 
who are clutching their robes tightly around 
themselves. With them stands a man in a doctor's white 
coat. 

"Well, it's about time for the women to join their 
teams," Tyler says, "but first we have to explain how 
the contest will be judged. What we are looking for is 
the greatest number of orgasms within a single hour, 
and the way we will measure this is through a device 
developed at McMasters' own lab. Ladies, could you show 
the camera please?" 

Rose and Kate look at Tyler uncertainly, before opening 
their robes. We see that under the robes they are nude. 
But we also see that attached to their groins, just 
above their pubic hair, are a set of white medical 
sensors with wires trailing from them. 

Tyler has brought forward the man in the white coat. 
"Can you explain these devices for us?" 

"Certainly," he answers, "with these sensors we will be 
able to tell precisely when each woman orgasms, for how 
long, and the number of contractions in each. Last 
night we...er... calibrated, each of these young ladies 
so we know precisely the orgasmic threshold of each of 
them. We will not miss a single orgasm and neither one 
of them will be able to fake one." 

Tyler is grinning. "Thanks a lot." 

The scene shifts to an overview and both women are 
being strapped in. Technicians in white coats are busy 
setting up and making ready their recording devices 
while the team members finish tying up the women and 
readying the machines. 

Cathy, Tyler and Pat are all sitting on the Junkheap 
Wars portable throne and Tyler looks at his watch. He 
picks up the bullhorn and stands up. 

"Okay you guys, the time has come, if you will pardon 
the pun," he grins, "you've worked hard to get to this 
point, but now it is time to see who can make these 
lovely ladies orgasm the most. You have ONE hour to 
wring as much out of these women as you can, and the 
winner goes home with ten thousand dollars! Are you 
ready?" 

Both teams yell that they are, although both Rose and 
Kate look like they wished they were someplace else. 

Tyler picks up an air horn. "Ready! Set!" He triggers 
the air horn and the machines start up. 

The Orgasm Masters' battery-operated vibrating tube 
comes to immediate life, and we see Rose clench as the 
shock is sent directly to her nips and clit via the 
tiny clamps that hold them. Behind her, the ominous 
presence of the spanking arm makes itself known as it 
slowly retracts for its first strike. 

Just a little distance away, the Crotch Rockets are 
having problems; they can't get the engine started. 
Gordon and Edward begin frantically messing with it 
while McMasters looks on. Standing spread and naked in 
her frame, Kate looks down at them, her face flushed 
from the dildo buried deep in her ass. She is also in 
slight pain from the clamps on her nipples. These 
clamps were a last minute addition to the machine and 
they are attached via cable and pulleys to the dildos. 
As the dildos go up and down, her nipples will be 
pulled on and released. She grimaces and shivers a 
little bit. 

The view changes as we see Rose shifting and moaning. 
She is trying to pull away but her bondage and the 
clips on her most sensitive parts prevent her from 
doing so. Suddenly we see the spanking arm give her its 
first strike, and she yelps as she is forced forward. 
She looks like she is coming and a green light, her 
team's color, begins to blink above her. 

"While the Crotch Rockets seem to have problems 
starting," Cathy says in voice-over, "the Orgasm 
Masters have pulled into the lead with the first 
official orgasm of the contest!" 

"It appears, Cathy," says Tyler from near the Rockets 
camp, "that they flooded the engine trying to start 
it!" 

There is another hard swat heard over on the other side 
and we see that Rose has once again been hit. She comes 
a second time and the men of Team Crotch Rocket look 
nervous. 

Then the engine catches and they scramble into 
position. Gordon goes behind Kate, it is his job to 
keep the dildos lubricated, while Edward handles the 
engine speed and the speed of the dildos. McMasters 
stands close, calling out when to speed up and slow 
down, using the expertise he had picked up when testing 
his own first version of the machine that made him 
rich. The dildos begin their pumping motion and Kate 
groans. 

As the Crotch Rockets try to find the right pace to 
make Kate cum, two more swipes of the paddle and the 
continuous vibration of the tube have brought Rose yet 
another orgasm. Her eyes are tightly shut and a close-
up of her face show tears running down her cheeks. A 
switch in viewpoint shows her ass marked by the paddle, 
a tinge of red on her white skin. You can also see from 
this angle, her hips trying to rise and the clamp on 
her clit holding her down. As the camera watches, the 
paddle strikes again, and Rose wails. 

We switch to Kate and we see her looking up, as if 
pleading. The camera pans down past her breasts and her 
constantly tugged on nipples, down to her groin where 
we see the two dildos pumping her, moving at a pretty 
good clip. The vaginal dildo is so large that we can 
see its shape under her skin as it plunges in and out. 
Kate is gasping for breath, panting really, and she 
wails to the accompaniment of a red light above her 
head, showing that she is having an orgasm. 

Tyler's face comes on, spoiling the view of almost 
everyone watching the show at this point. 

"Well it looks like the Crotch Rockets are in the race, 
but can they catch up? Stay tuned!" 

Another commercial comes on and you throw what is left 
of your sandwich at the TV. You curse advertisers in 
general until the show comes back on. 

"Welcome back to Junkheap Wars," says Cathy, standing 
between the two running machines and their semi-willing 
occupants. "We are twenty minutes into the contest and 
the lead is held by the Orgasm Masters at four to 
three... oh, oh... now it is neck and neck as Kate has 
just had another orgasm!" 

We see a close-up of Kate, covered in sweat, almost 
hanging in the machine. Her face is scrunched up as she 
focuses on the dildos inside her, wondering when the 
next forced orgasm will come. 

McMasters has ordered the dildos slowed and they enter 
and leave her at a much smoother pace, taking long 
strokes and stimulating Kate fully. 

Rose, on the other hand, has been moaning constantly. 
Her ass is beet red by now as the paddle has been 
hitting her about once a minute since the contest 
began. The trouble is, the pain is too much for her and 
she is receiving less and less pleasure each strike. 
The paddle impacts again and she is pushed into another 
orgasm, but they are coming farther apart. Her 
teammates look at each other nervously. Unlike the 
other machine, this one has only one speed. They are 
helpless to make any adjustments that would help Rose. 

A blinking light signals that Kate has once again 
equalized the score and we see her whispering, although 
she can't be heard over the engine. A camera zooms in 
and we can see that she seems to be praying for 
release. 

The camera switches views and we see the dildo in her 
rear. Gordon is brushing KY jelly on it with 
practically every stroke and it glides smoothly into 
her extended rear passage with apparently little 
effort. 

Gordon is grinning and he looks over at his team who 
grin right back at him. 
McMasters signals for the engine to speed up and the 
dildos pump faster. Several minutes later Kate cums 
again and the Crotch Rockets are in the lead. 

"Thirty minutes left, teams!" yells Tyler over his horn 
and both women moan. To them the hour has come and gone 
and they want off, but they can't escape their 
bindings. 

Team Orgasm Masters is definitely worried now. Behind 
for the first time, they confer to see if there is 
anything they can do. While they talk, Kate has yet 
another orgasm and their spirits drop. 

Then suddenly things are a lot quieter as the Geo 
engine cuts out. The dildos stop pumping Kate and she 
groans with relief or frustration. It isn't known 
which. Her team clusters around the engine and attempts 
to see what is wrong. 

Encouraged, the other team looks on, and Rose cums once 
more! 

"Stop the...stop the..." Rose tries to say. 

"What, Rose?" Alex asks her. 

"Stop the... the paddle... it hurts... too much," she 
pants, "I... can cum... better... without it!" 

The men huddle for a moment, then watch as the paddle 
strikes her once more. It is obvious to them now that 
Rose gets nothing from it anymore; so Gearhead quickly 
disconnects the arm from the pulleys. 

The motor inside the tube actually speeds up a bit now 
that part of its load is gone, and the extra vibrations 
stimulate Rose even further. She clenches as another 
orgasm flows through her. 

"Come on Rose!" yells Alex, and the rest of the team 
begins to yell encouragement to her. She actually has 
another orgasm before the Rockets get going again, and 
once more Team Orgasm is ahead. 

"Ten minutes!" yells Tyler. 

McMasters orders the dildos brought up to full speed 
and Kate is almost lifted off her feet from the 
thrusts. She stands on her toes, moaning and groaning 
as the monsters invade her loins. All she can think 
about, all she can feel is what is happening between 
her legs and she cums once more, tying the score. 

With five minutes left, Rose cums again, babbling in 
her sexual haze. 

With three minutes left, Kate also cums and the score 
is even once more. 

It is apparent that whoever orgasms next will win. 

Each team is yelling encouragement to their ladies, and 
everyone watching is spellbound at the sight before 
them. Sitting on the throne, Cathy closely watches the 
actions of the machines, her face flushed, one hand 
rubbing her crotch. 

Coming around from behind the throne is Tyler, checking 
to see if his fly is zipped. His face is also flushed, 
and so is one of his hands. 

Sitting in your chair at home you lean forward, anxious 
to see who will cum next, your hand inside your own 
pants. You have never seen such sexual agony on TV 
before; both Kate and Rose having earned your respect 
as their passions mount. 

One of the poor women looks like she is about to cum, 
and you begin to shout at your TV, urging her on. 

Then suddenly, the show vanishes. It is replaced by a 
weather warning from your local cable network, telling 
you about a thunderstorm fifty miles away. 

You SCREAM at the jerks who decided to put on a weather 
report right at that moment, and threaten to call the 
police on them. Half crying with frustration you wait 
for the announcement to be over, but it is too late. By 
the time the show comes back on, the end credits are 
rolling. 

You sit back, stunned. You can't believe you missed the 
ending. But then you smile. There's always the reruns! 

End 

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