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Jane's Big Secret
by RandyPan (randypanthegoatboy@gmail.com)

***

Lea Michele stumbles on Jane Lynch's shocking secret. 
(FF?, bi, oral, celeb-parody)

***

Lea walked up to Jane's house. She was coming over to 
discuss a project Jane was working on, that Lea had some 
interest in. Inside, Jane was just getting out of the 
shower. Lea was there a little earlier than expected, 
and found the front door unlocked.

"Hello?" she said, on entering. Jane, at this point, was 
standing naked in front of her bedroom mirror, drying 
her hair off, and didn't hear her. Lea had never been to 
Jane's house before, so she just checked whatever doors 
she encountered. She finally opened the door to Jane's 
room, and in the split second before Jane covered 
herself up, Lea saw something...shocking.

"Oh, Jesus, Lea!"

"Uh," Lea said, looking right in the direction of the 
thing she saw, "I'm sorry, I should've knocked, I didn't 
realize you'd be in here like that, and what the fuck 
did I just see?"

"I, uh, don't know what you're talking about."

"I only saw it for less than a second, but I'm pretty 
sure I saw—"

"Uh, Lea—" Jane sounded very nervous.

"You have a dick!"

Jane sighed resignedly, then dropped the towel. "Okay, 
now you know." Lea could see clear as day now; Jane had 
a penis, and a rather large one at that, and testicles.

"You're a..."

"Yeah, I realize you're probably more than a little 
unnerved by this."

"Actually..." Lea said, continuing to stare at Jane's 
cock, "I'm kind of fascinated. I can't take my eyes off 
it."

"I... really?"

"It's... big. All the time I've known you, I don't think 
I ever would've guessed you had... that... in your 
pants."

To Jane's surprise, Lea stepped forward and kneeled in 
front of her, to get a closer look.

"That's so... Can I touch it?"

"What?"

"Is it alright if I touch it?"

"Um, okay?"

Lea reached out and seemed to examine Jane's cock, like 
some kind of doctor, running her fingers down the shaft, 
holding it up by her fingertips. Predictably...

"Ooh, you're getting hard!"

"Well, yeah, you're playing with it," Jane snarked. This 
was surreal. Jane would obviously never tell anyone, but 
she had thought about Lea while jerking off a few times. 
And now...

Jane's cock reached full hardness, and, after staring at 
it for several seconds, Lea wrapped her hand around the 
base, and started to suck it.

"Huh." Jane breathed out sharply, as Lea sucked her off. 
"Oh, fuck." Jane sighed, squeezing her tits. 

Lea's blowjob felt amazing. Given her condition, it was 
rare to find any woman who accepted her as she was. But 
now, Lea, this hot girl who she'd fantasized about 
repeatedly, was giving her the most luscious blowjob 
ever. 

As Jane looked down, she saw Lea, while sucking her 
cock, unbuttoning her white blouse, than taking it off. 
Lea then undid the black bra underneath, and took that 
off. Jane felt the orgasm approaching, but didn't want 
it to stop here. "Lea?"

"Yeah?"

"I want to eat your pussy."

Without a word, Lea stood up, took off her shoes and 
socks, then her jeans, and her black panties. She then 
laid out on the edge of the bed, and spread her legs. 
Heart pounding, Jane kneeled in front of her, and 
immediately stuck her tongue in Lea's dripping wet 
pussy. 

"Aah!" Jane could tell Lea was really enjoying this. 
"God, Jane, your tongue is incredible." 

Jane's incredible tongue probed deeper into Lea's pussy, 
which was so hot and moist, it was practically steaming. 
After a couple of minutes, Lea started to plead with 
her.

"Oh, God, Jane, I want your cock inside me! Fuck me!"

Jane stood up, and pressed the head of her cock against 
Lea's pussy, then pushed it in. Lea's pussy was even 
hotter and wetter inside, not to mention insanely tight, 
causing Jane to grimace. Jane slowly fucked Lea, who 
clutched at herself. "Oh, God, Jane! Just like that!"

"Ah!" Jane sighed vocally. Lea's pussy felt so good, 
especially the way it tightened when Lea came. And the 
sight of Lea coming was just far sexier than she ever 
imagined.

Jane felt the orgasm coming. "Lea," she groaned, "I'm 
going to cum. Where do you want it?"

Lea scooted off the bed, and squatted in front of Jane, 
then started to alternately continue sucking Jane's 
cock, and jerking it off, pointing it at her chest.

"Ah! Oh, fuck!" Jane felt the orgasm envelop her cock, 
and her hot cum shoot through it, then saw it spray all 
over Lea's chest and neck. After she stopped, Lea sucked 
on her cock's head, to get the rest of the jism out.

Finally Lea spoke. "You wanna hear something funny, 
Jane? When we started working together, I felt this 
weird girl-crush on you, and I wrote about it in my 
secret diary. I actually wrote down, "If only she had a 
cock."

Both of them laughed at this.

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It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with 
others outside a monogamous relationship. But it isn't 
okay to *HAVE* unprotected sex with people other than a 
trusted partner. 4-million people around the world 
contract HIV every year. You only have one body per 
lifetime, so take good care of it!
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