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Tiffany Darwisch: I Think We're Alone Now
by Geminiguy (geminiguy7.hotmail.co.uk@gmail.com)
***
A chance meeting creates an opportunity for Tiffany
and a fan to enjoy a romantic interlude. (MF, oral,
anal, celeb-parody)
***
Some people say I'm a little peculiar... Others say
I'm eccentric... Then there are the ones that say I
have enough money to do as I f-in' please. I like
those people. Wink Really, I don't call what anyone
thinks; so what if I like to do things most people
don't do [and have the money to do it with]? Yeah, I
have a lot of money; most of it I inherited from my
parents when they died and my grandfather when he died
after them. Some of it is from investments, stocks,
part ownership of an out-of-state arena football team,
stuff like that. So that leaves me with a lot of free
time to fill.
One of my 'hobbies' is driving through snow storms.
Yes, you heard me right. And I have just the right
vehicle to do it in. Like right now; I'm up on the
highway [another 'hobby' of mine, driving aimlessly on
a highway] driving in a not too bad snow storm.
Meaning I have it all to myself... I saw a sign for a
rest area up ahead. I don't know what made me do it
but I pulled off [stopping at rest areas is not one of
my 'hobbies'].
Maybe it was because I knew a river ran almost
parallel with the highway somewhere off to the left
[hiking near rivers in the snow is another 'hobby'
which I also had the right boots for] and I hoped it
ran behind the rest area, I don't know. The rest area
hadn't been plowed yet so I had to take my chances.
I parked next to a compact car that I knew was a
rental. It was almost covered with snow. I went into
the rest area building - not because I was cold, this
weather is perfect for me - to take a wizz and get a
cold soda. I love cold sofa in any kind of weather.
The weary soul of the aforementioned compact rental
stood shivering before a coffee vending machine
ripping on a steaming cup of coffee. Her back was to
me and she had the hood of a long down coat pulled
over her head.
All I saw was straight dark red hair spilling out from
the sides. I'm pretty sure she never heard me. I went
into the men's room to take my wizz. I washed my hands
thoroughly [I always do in public restrooms, you never
know...].
I ventured back out to the soda machine, change in
hand and popped in the coins. I noticed a rustling of
movement as the woman took notice of me just as I was
hitting my selection button. My soda popped out, I
bent down to retrieve, turned to the woman almost
beside me and almost dropped my soda. Her hood had
slipped back as she had turned to look at me. "You -
you're Tiffany Darwisch!"
Tiffany smiled, brightening up her whole face. "I'm
surprised you recognized me," She replied.
"How could I forget you? You were teen pop mall
queen!" She blushed but her smile grew wider. "I
always had a crush on you back in the 80s," I found
myself admitting and I felt my own face grow hot which
made Tiffany giggle. "You're a little over a year
older than me, I was born October 30th, 1972."
She looked impressed.
"You know more about me than I know about you," She
teased.
My face grew hotter. "I'm sorry, I'm Jim," I told her,
adding my last name.
She put out her gloved hand. "It's nice to meet you."
I gently shook her.
"Thank you! It's great to meet you!" I gushed. I took
a deep breath and tried to relax. "I usually don't get
star-struck. I've known a few celebrities. I work out
with Chuck Norris and he's introduced me to many
famous people. He's just as nice as his character on
Walker, Texas Ranger."
Again, Tiffany seemed impressed. "I'm no celebrity. I
was just a girl who can sing..."
"Hell, you still can sing! I here you're pretty
popular outside of the states."
She blushed again. "I do okay... But enough about me.
Tell me about you a bit."
"Aren't you cold?"
Tiffany shook her head.
"It doesn't matter. The heater went in my rental."
"My heater is working fine. That is, if you want to
sit in a car with a stranger."
Tiffany laughed. "You're not that strange."
I took a few more sodas and led her outside. "That's
no 'car'!" She teased. True, an H2 wasn't a car. I
opened the passenger door so Tiffany could climb up in
and she thanked me. I went around to my side and
jumped in so I could turn on the heater for Tiffany.
"It's so warm in here already..." Tiffany commented.
"Yeah, it's retains heat pretty well."
"Now tell me about you."
I popped open a can and took a sip before I told
Tiffany the condensed version of my life since my
parents died until now. She was truly sympathetic for
me. "How about you? What brings you back to your home
state?"
"I'm on my way to visit friends. I needed to take a
break. I should have checked the weather report
first," she laughed.
"I heard you're married."
She made a face. "I don't even want to think about."
I knew I should have let it go but instead I said,
"Why? Doesn't your husband treat you right? Any man
would be lucky to have you for a wife! You're
beautiful, you're talented, I'm sure you're an amazing
mom, you're smart, you're sexy, you're funny, you're
sweet..."
Her face had brightened up as I talked. "Don't stop.
Keep going!"
We both laughed.
"That was sweet. Thank you." Tiffany kissed me on the
cheek. My face got hot again and my cock stirred in my
jeans...
I don't know why I did it but all of a sudden I said,
"You are so beautiful, even more beautiful than when
you posed for Playboy..."
Tiffany laughed then blushed. "You saw that?!?"
I had brought it up so I had no choice but to go on.
"What fan wouldn't want to see you naked? You are a
goddess!"
Tiffany looked ecstatic and was a bright red now.
"Come on!" She said. "Let's go for a walk!"
Before I could reply she had jumped out of the H2. I
turned off the car and got out, too, Tiffany took my
hand and we headed off into the woods behind the
building. Soon we heard running water and came to the
river. We followed it upstream. We came to an area
dense with trees and in the center a lot of
overhanging rock. There seemed to be a hot spring of
some kind here. I never knew we had any... The snow
didn't penetrate the trees here; there was no snow.
Tiffany pulled me down and we leaned against a thick
tree trunk. Tiffany had a wild look in her eye. She
looked like a teenager again.
I was feeling different myself; not necessarily
younger. All the working out I do and eating right
I've always felt young. What I was feeling was giddy.
I found myself singing in a soft voice, "Children
behave... That's what they say when we're together..."
Tiffany giggled.
"Sorry. I couldn't sing my way out of a can."
She put her hand on my arm. "You sang fine," Tiffany
assured me. As if hypnotized by her voice and eyes I
sang, "So we're running just as fast as we can...
Holding on to one another's hand... Tryna get away,
into the night, then you put your arms around me and
we tumble to the ground and then you say." I stopped
and Tiffany continued. "I think we're alone now...
There doesn't seem to be anyone around... I think
we're alone now... The beating of our hearts is the
only sound..."
As she sang that last line Tiffany's voice slowly grew
softer. Then she leaned forward and kissed me. It was
hot here already but at that moment I'd swear it
jumped 20 degrees higher...
Tiffany took off her heavy coat and stood up. She
begin shedding her clothes grinning. "Let's go for a
swim, Jimmy!"
"What?!?" I laughed.
"You've already seemed me naked. I think I deserve a
little of the same..." Soon Tiffany was slipping off
her large bra, baring her large light brown areolaed
tits. Her small pinkish-brown nipples poked out of the
center of her large round areolaes. Her thong panties
followed revealing her brown-haired pussy hidden by
the thick mass of pubes... I stood up and shed my own
clothes.
Her eyes locked on my half hard cock and she licked
her lips. Tiffany turned and dropped into the steaming
spring. The water only went halfway up her flat belly.
She beckoned to me. I took her hand and she pulled me
in giggling. But there was no child's play that
followed; no splashing or dunking or any of the things
you might expect. Tiffany pulled me into her arms, one
hand slipping down and encircling my cock as she
kissed me passionately.
I don't know about Tiffany's, but at that moment the
beating of my heart was pounding in my ears... Tiffany
broke the kissed and pushed me back onto a small ledge
that was smooth from the flowing water. It elevated my
cock above the water and Tiffany dropped to her knees
and took me in her hot mouth. I didn't take long to
harden.
Tiffany wasted no time; her lips were more than 3/4ths
of the way down my cock as she attempted to deep
throat my thick, long cock. I felt the head hit the
back of her throat. Tiffany was amazing; the suction
was intense. I guess singing wasn't the only talent
her mouth had... I lasted about 10 minutes before I
felt my imminent eruption coming. My cock swelled in
Tiffany's mouth and she moaned. I began pumping burst
after burst of my creamy jizz into Tiffany's mouth
which she expertly swallowed. "I hadn't had the
opportunity to practice that skill in a long, long
while..." Tiffany smiled. I was tempted to ask if her
husband had something against blow jobs but didn't
want to spoil the moment.
I slid from the ledge and took her back in my arms. We
kissed as I maneuvered Tiffany around and up onto the
ledge. I had noticed a small 'step' before I could
stand on that put my cock level with her pussy. I
eased Tiffany's legs apart and up, and was about to
penetrate her when she put her hands over her opening.
"We can't..." She whispered.
I was at a loss for words. "But -"
She put her finger on my lips. "I'm a married women.
My pussy belongs to him..." She said as she slipped
down from the ledge.
"But -"
Tiffany continued, turning and partially leaning over
the ledge. "This is all for you," she said over her
shoulder as she wiggled her butt. My cock throbbed at
the thought.
Tiffany spread her butt cheeks. "Be gentle. I've never
had it back there. And yours is pretty big, too..."
I took my cock in my hand and pressed the head against
Tiffany's back opening. I nudged forward and the head
popped in. Tiffany groaned. I stopped.
"Don't... Don't stop," She moaned. "Keep going...
Please..."
Tiffany spread her butt cheeks further. I gently
pushed and slowly her butt swallowed half my cock. I
let go of my cock now and eased further. It took some
time but soon as was in Tiffany's butt fully. She
grunted and let go of her cheeks. I'd never felt
anything so tight... Tiffany tightened her butt
muscles around my cock.
"Come on," She groaned. "Fuck me... Give me a fucking
I'll never forget!"
I slowly backed up and began to saw in and out of
Tiffany slowly. As her butt relaxed she groaned
"Faster! Faster!" I increased my pace and Tiffany
began to cum loud. Her whole body spasmed and shook.
Before her body had a chance to calm down she came a
second time. I started to slow down but Tiffany said,
"No! Go faster! Harder! Fuck me harder! Please!"
I fucked Tiffany even harder and she orgasmed 3 more
times in a row. She started fucking me back eagerly. I
lost track of how many orgasms she had before I
blasted my load deep up Tiffany's butt. I was still
hard and she begged me to do her again which I gladly
did.
Twenty minutes and who knows how many orgasms later I
came up her butt for the second time. We emerged from
the water exhausted and laid out on the grass until we
dried, cuddling and kissing. Then we slowly dressed
and headed back. As it became cold again we put our
coats back on. We noticed it had stopped snowing.
I helped Tiffany dig her rental out then gave my
number and address. She promised to come see me after
she visited her friends for a few days which she did.
We enjoyed each other for several days that I will
never forget.
THE END
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