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Friends: Special Episodes
By Wonder Mike ((m6968@aol.com)
***
A couple of episodes that you never saw on TV, but
would have liked to. (MMFF, orgy, sitcom-parody)
***
SPECIAL EPISODE I
Monica and Chandler, were planning another night
together, they were tired of sneaking around behind
their friends back, but they thought it was for the
best. They knew their relationship wouldn't last, and
there was no point in losing all their friends. Joey
was the only one who knew about them Joey had left for
the night and they had the apartment to themselves.
Monica came into the apartment with nothing on but a
towel. Chandler was in his Scooby Doo boxers. Chandler
sat up the video camera.
Monica told him that is not a good mood setter,
Chandler told him they were his lucky underwear, Monica
couldn't believe he even had lucky underwear but he
told her with these on they couldn't help but have the
best sex ever.
Phoebe returned home and sat down. She had a bad day
and just wanted to relax, unfortunately Joey came in to
raid the refrigerator. Phoebe ran him home immediately,
she was in no mood for Joey hi jinxes tonight.
Joey told her his date stood him up and he was bummed.
Phoebe told him she was sorry and told him to get out.
Joey explained that his television was out and he had
to stay here. He said that Chandler was out so Phoebe
could stay at his place for some peace and quiet.
Phoebe walked into the guy's apartment, she walked
right in on Monica, standing in her birthday suit.
She asked Monica if she was still having sex with Joey.
Monica told her she knew Joey didn't want her but she
was going to surprise him. After all She's Monica and
can't help herself.
Chandler was hidden in the bedroom listening, he was
embarrassed that everybody thought Monica slept with
Joey but it was better than them knowing the truth.
Phoebe went back to her apartment and told Joey he had
to do something about Monica, she was becoming a slut.
Monica came back to her apartment to confront Phoebe
and Joey. Phoebe told Joey that he should just have sex
with Monica one last time. She told him that was the
only way she would accept that it was over. Joey wanted
to argue her point but he couldn't.
He told Monica it was the only way to get him out of
her system. Phoebe sent them back to the boy's
apartment and told them not to come back until it was
over.
Monica and Joey went back to the apartment. Chandler
was there waiting. Joey told him what happened. Monica
was not very happy. Everybody thought she was a slut
and she was only doing Chandler.
Joey told them he was tired of the hiding and he was
going to tell everybody the truth about Chandler and
Monica. She told him all right. I will have sex with
you once if you will keep quiet. Everybody thinks I did
anyway.
Chandler told her wait a minute, he did not like the
sound of that. Monica told him he could stay and watch.
He walked over and gave Joey a high five.
Monica took off her bathrobe and exposed herself to
Joey. He thought it was some kind of trick and was
scared. Chandler ran across the hallway and grabbed
some popcorn.
Monica bent over and exposed her tight ass to Joey. He
realized that it wasn't a trick now. He pulled off his
jeans. Monica turned around and started to rub her
breast.
Joey grabbed the video camera and zoomed in on a close
up of Monica. She licked her breast for him. Then she
crawled over to Joey and pulled down his underwear with
her teeth. His cock sprang to life and poked her in the
eye.
It hit Phoebe all of a sudden, Chandler ran in and out
with popcorn. He was supposed to be gone and Joey and
Monica were supposed to be doing it. She went across
the hall to see what was going on over there.
Phoebe walked in right as Monica wrapped her lips
around Joey's cock. She was pleasantly surprised. It
was bigger than Chandler's, at least 10 inches. She
tried to swallow it all but she couldn't.
Phoebe just stood there with her mouth hanging open.
She thought they were over here doing it, but she
couldn't believe that they let Chandler watch, and
video tape. Chandler pulled up a chair for her and told
her to grab a seat. Phoebe said "O. K."
Joey was on his back, Monica was sitting on his face
still trying to deep throat him. Joey reached up and
slid three fingers into her bush. That gave her the
motivation to swallow the whole thing. Joey grabbed her
by the hair and pulled her lips down against his chest.
Chandler looked at phoebe, she was holding one of her
breast. She didn't even know she was doing it. Chandler
couldn't help himself, he reached over and grabbed her
other one. She didn't notice that either.
Monica slid around and sat on Joey's cock. She took a
deep breathe as she squatted down on it. Joey grabbed
her around the waist and pulled her down. He bent up
and began to suck her breast. He was amazed that such a
skinny girl could have such big breast.
Phoebe finally noticed Chandler feeling her up. She
yelled "What are you doing?"
Chandler told her he felt left out, why should they
have all the fun, he said he felt like a supporting
cast member in some bad television show. He told Phoebe
that they should be the star of this video. Phoebe said
O. K.
Chandler but the camera back on the tripod Phoebe
pulled her dress up over her head. and stood in front
of the camera. Joey laid her down and buried his tongue
into her bush. Phoebe began quick short grunts.
Monica had began to bounce faster and faster on Joey's
cock. Than she spun around without pulling it out so
she was facing the camera. Joey began to thrust up into
her bush.
Joey plunged up into her like a jackhammer. Monica's
short hair was flying all over and she was screaming.
Chandler was impressed. He had never made her scream
before.
Chandler rolled over and pulled down his pants. His
cock sprang straight up and Phoebe rolled right over on
top of him and placed the whole thing in her mouth. She
then said she doesn't like to do that and squatted over
him. They were chest to chest and she began to grind
her pussy down on Chandler's cock.
Joey rolled Monica over so her head was right next to
Chandler's cock. She was on her hands and knees. Joey
began to ram his cock into her from behind. The force
of his thrust knocked her flat to the ground. He but
his arms under her and pulled her up by the waist while
he rammed his cock into her without mercy.
Monica was screaming at the top of her lungs, "Please
don't stop." Joey couldn't take much more of this
though. He was going to cum. Chandler yelled, she likes
it in the face. Joey pulled out of her pussy and rolled
her over. Monica was gasping for breath, as he
deposited his load right on her tongue.
Phoebe had slammed her ass against Chandler and was
sliding it back and forth. The site of Monica
swallowing Joey's load had pushed him over the edge. He
yelled he was cumming and pushed Phoebe off of him. He
told her to open wide. Phoebe said I don't do that.
Chandler turned and saw Monica still laying on the
ground gasping for breath. He pointed his cock at her
and shot his load all over her face. Monica just looked
up, smiled and said wow. She knew they had a great
video.
That episode got the highest ratings of any television
show ever. N B C could live off of that for at least a
year. Who needed football or Seinfeld.
THE END
****
SPECIAL EPISODE II
N B C was pleased, the special episode of friends but
them back on top. It was the highest rated television
show of all time. In fact it doubled the ratings of
every other show. It was time for another special
episode.
Rachel was home alone. Chandler, Phoebe, Monica and
Joey had disappeared somewhere. Ross was willing to
hang out with her, but she was feeling guilty. She was
the cause of the break up of his marriage, and she
didn't think she should see him yet. She could wait.
Rachel also decided she shouldn't date anyone either.
She figured it was fate bringing her and Ross together
and she wanted to be free when he was ready.
Monica and Phoebe were arguing about the sex. Phoebe
was laughing about how loud Joey made her scream. She
said nobody could be having that much fun. She hardly
made any noise at all when she was doing it with
Chandler.
Chandler took offense to this. He said he had made
plenty of women scream in his day, in fact he had made
Monica scream. Phoebe said that just proves my point,
Monica screams every time she has sex, I need something
special, I don't think Joey could do it.
Rachel decided it was a good time to watch some videos.
She found one without a label. She popped it in the v c
r.
You can imagine her surprise, when she saw her friends
going at it like rabbits.
She also couldn't believe how big Joey was, and the way
he made Monica scream. Now she was getting mad that she
wasn't included what was she an outsider? She was going
to watch the rape a couple of times, then go over there
and give them a piece of her mind.
Joey told Phoebe, "Of course I could make you scream
It's what I am good at Everybody has their niche in
life and this is mine."
Phoebe told him no way, Of course Chandler told them
there was only one way to find out. He grabbed the
video camera for proof, in case there was some dispute
over the outcome.
Joey and Phoebe couldn't think of any other way to
settle it. Monica took the camera from Chandler. He
started the popcorn.
Joey and Phoebe stripped, Monica made sure she got a
good close up. Joey's cock was hanging limp. Phoebe
started to stroke it. It slowly started to grow. Joey
told her it would go a lot faster if she put it in her
mouth. Phoebe said O. K.
She wrapped her lips around his cock and it grew to
it's full 10 inches. Phoebe tried to deep throat him,
she wasn't able to though. she had never actually had
to be good at sex so she was not that experienced. She
was good enough to get Joey breathing heavily though.
Rachel watched the video for the second time, she was
really horny now. She hadn't gotten it in over three
months, she had been waiting for Ross, she decided she
would jump him as soon as he came over. She couldn't
wait any longer.
Joey laid Phoebe on her back. he shoved his tongue into
her hot box. She gave a quiet squeak, she wouldn't give
in. Joey was good though. He was licking her from the
inside out. Phoebe was panting like a dog in heat. Joey
knew this was a bet he would easily win.
He got on his hands and knees and stuck his cock inside
of her. Phoebe gave out another quiet squeak, she had
never had anybody so big before and it surprised her.
Joey grabbed her leg and pushed the up against her
chest. Then he started to really fuck her. Phoebe just
started to pant faster and faster, it sounded like she
was doing her Lamaze breathing. Monica and Joey were
cheering Joey on.
Rachel was looking for something sexy to wear to
surprise Ross when it hit her, Joey, Chandler, Phoebe
and Monica all when out giggling together. They were
probably doing it right now. She was going across the
hall, how dare they.
Joey Rolled Phoebe over and put her on her hand and
knees, he kissed her ass then shoved his cock into her
pussy, she was now getting the full force of Joey.
He was ramming his cock into her like a jackhammer.
Phoebe gritted her teeth for the first couple of
minutes, but she couldn't hold out, she let out a
scream at the top of her lung.
Joey pulled out triumphantly. He had won. Rachel came
bursting into the room at that time. She saw Monica
with the camera, Chandler shoving down popcorn, and
Phoebe on all fours with a huge smile on her face. She
also got poked in the stomach by Joey.
She said how could you guys, what am I? not good enough
for you guys. Monica told her they just didn't think
she would understand Rachel told her of course I
understand. She then grabbed Joey by the dick and
started to stroke it. She said I am tired of always
being left out. She called Chandler over to join them.
Rachel dropped to her knees and started to suck Joey's
cock. Chandler took of his pants and stood next to her.
She slid his cock into her mouth next to Joey's.
Monica was impressed. She told Rachel she wanted to try
that. She handed the camera to Phoebe and joined Rachel
on her knees. She started on Chandler's cock, and deep
throated him, then she grabbed Joey and added his cock
also.
Rachel told her she could top that. She told Joey to
lay down. She slammed her pussy down on his cock, she
took it easily, and the juices were flowing down her
leg.
Joey started to thrust up into her. Rachel screamed
immediately. She had seen it on film, but she had no
idea how good it felt. She couldn't help but let out a
howl. This just made Joey fuck her even harder. He was
a machine. He fucked her so hard, it lifted her off her
feet. She finally told him to stop. She had more in
mind.
Joey slowed down and Rachel caught her breath. She told
Chandler to join them. Chandler climbed on her back and
started to slip his cock into her ass. Rachel told him
no, she wanted his cock in her pussy also.
Phoebe told Chandler to lift his leg so she could get a
close up. Chandler was standing on one leg and he
slipped his cock into her pussy along side of his best
friend Joey. They gave each other a high five and
Chandler rammed his cock in.
Rachel let out another loud scream. Joey started to
thrust up into her again. Rachel wrapped her arms
around him and rested her head on his chest. She was
holding on for dear life.
Chandler started to thrust down on her. Rachel looked
like she was screaming but there was no sound coming
out. Joey and Chandler just fucked her harder and
harder until she told them she couldn't take anymore.
They fucked her for another ten minute. They wanted to
see if they could make her pass out.
Rachel managed to outlast them though. They were booth
going to lose their loads. Monica was mad that she
didn't get fucked. She grabbed both of their cocks and
shoved them both in her mouth. They shot their loads at
the same time directly into her mouth.
Monica kept her mouth close and walked over to Phoebe,
she kissed her full on the lips and let the two loads
drain into her mouth. She told her that she needed to
get a good taste of it.
Rachel rolled over and laid underneath the two kissing
girls. Phoebe let the cum drip from her mouth down into
Rachel's open mouth, of course she swallowed a lot of
it, but their was plenty for Rachel.
Phoebe decided she liked the taste of it. Rachel was
just glad to be included. She wondered what Ross would
think if he found out. They decided it was best if he
never did.
N B C knew this episode would even beat the first one.
They could live on these ratings for the next five
years, as long as A B C didn't do the same thing.
Of course people were going to complain and protest,
but with ratings like these, they didn't care. after
all they gave the people what they wanted, after all it
was only sex.
THE END
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It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with
others outside a monogamous relationship. But it isn't
okay to *HAVE* unprotected sex with people other than
a trusted partner. You only have one body per lifetime,
so take good care of it!
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