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Archive name: ferguson.txt (MFF, FF, cons, celebs)
Authors name: SinDeeLu (Anon-address)
Story title : Fergie's Surprise

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Fergie's Surprise (MFF, FF, cons, celebs)
by SinDeeLu (Anon-address)

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Early December, 1988,Buckingham Palace, London, England 

Sarah Ferguson, the flame haired Duchess of York, had 
never seen Princess Diana so drunk before! She had 
talked Diana into leaving the Royal Hall earlier because 
the Princess had sipped so much champagne that she was 
giggling more and more at even the tiniest jokes and 
starting to tell dirty jokes herself. Each one had 
gotten more risque than the one previous and they were 
getting bluer and bluer. 

Sarah feared that the press would get wind of Diana's 
active, though secret, sex life if the Princess was 
allowed to start talking too much. They stumbled up the 
huge staircase in the palace to Fergie's room and Sarah 
let Diana flop onto the bed. Diana was growing 
hysterical with laughter as she enjoyed her own jokes. 

"Ever hear this one, Fergie?" Diana said as she sat up 
and started to fiddle with her dress.

"There once was a bitch from Norway-- (hic)

That, that hung naked upside down in the doorway, She--" 

The Princess burst into a long and loud giggle as Fergie 
tried to "shush" her. Diana was too tipsy to unzip her 
beautiful gown and asked Fergie to help her. 

"Y'know," the Princess began in slurred speech, "those 
tabloids are right!" 

"About what?" asked Sarah as she tried to unzip her own 
gown. Apparently the both of them were too tipsy to 
adequately deal with their dress zips and buttons. 
Eventually, Diana grasped the tab of Fergie's zipper and 
pulled it down enough for the gown to come loose. Fergie 
removed her low cut Dior gown and carefully placed it in 
the wardrobe. 

The Duchess then turned back to the bed where the 
drunken Diana was pawing unsuccessfully at the discreet 
zipper of her bright red, off-the-shoulder Halston gown. 

"'Bout the story that Charles and I are living in 
separate bedrooms," slurred the Princess while Fergie 
gently maneuvered her expensive gown off and folded it 
over her arm. 

"But, but I thought you told me you were still in bed 
with Charles?" Fergie said surprised. She hung Diana's 
gown in the wardrobe beside her own and then turned 
around. She used to tow of one navy blue high heel to 
flick the other off her foot, kicking it free. 

"Ohhh," sputtered the percolated Princess with mock 
surprise, "Put your pretty, bl--blue heels back on 
Fergie! You look much sexier that (hic) way." 

Sarah shrugged her shoulders and slipped the shoe back 
on, as if to humor her tipsy sister-in-law. "What do you 
mean?" Sarah asked again. "Aren't you still going to bed 
with Charles like you told me?" 

"Yes," smiled the drunken Diana, "I'm still shagging 
Charles, only I didn't say WHICH CHARLES!!" The Princess 
burst into a fit of giggles, then looked up at the 
lingerie clad Duchess. 

"Take off that corset Sarah," said Diana. "Let's have a 
look at your big boobs hon!" 

Fergie was stunned! Two ways! First with the news that 
the Princess was fucking a different Charles, and 
secondly that she had just asked her to remove her 
brassiere. Diana had never been so explicit before. They 
had started nuzzling each other in private recently and 
she had felt Diana's body quiver that fleeting moment 
when they had kissed on the mouth at the party. 

Diana had thrust her tongue deep into Fergie's mouth and 
whipped it around all over inside before the Duchess 
could even react! She herself had not expected the 
French kiss and it had excited her tremendously when 
Diana had done it. 

"Who is this other Charles? You, you don't mean Charles, 
Charles the chauffeur?" Fergie asked incredulously as 
she slowly undid her black and red corset. Doing so she 
revealed a beautiful set of tits and a tawny, curvy 
figure. She automatically started to slip the waistband 
of her pink panties down, but then stopped. 

"Keep going! I'd love to see ALL of you," squealed 
Diana. "Just keep your stockings, garter belt and heels 
on, you look so beautiful Sarah." 

Fergie could feel her pulse starting to pump harder as 
Diana said the words. "Thanks," said the Duchess as she 
complied with the request, removing the bikini panties 
and hanging them over the back of the chair. She was 
still wearing her gold rings and bracelets and a diamond 
necklace, which were stark against her naked flesh. 

"Wow!" smiled Diana as she looked at Sarah Ferguson's 
bright red, full pussy bush. "You are REALLY a real 
redhead." 

"Tell me about your other Charles," said Fergie as she 
crossed to the bed and sat next to Diana. 

"Well, he's a great (hic) fuck, Fergie!" giggled Diana. 
"Not like the Prince, believe me!" Diana suddenly leapt 
up from the bed. 

"Not fair!" she abruptly announced nearly falling over 
as she tried to kick away her own high heels. "You are 
already naked and I'm still dressed!" 

"Would you like ME to undress you, Diana?" Fergie 
suddenly asked with a flirty smile. Diana simply nodded 
her head "yes" and Sarah set about the task. 

First, she removed Diana's black, strapless bandeau 
style bra, followed by her black pantyhose and finally 
the lace black bikini panties. Diana giggled as she 
looked down at the Duchess who was on her knees slipping 
the panties under the Princess' feet. She swayed 
unevenly on her feet, wearing nothing but a ton of 
expensive jewelry. 

"Now that's more like it, isn't t?" asked Fergie as she 
looked up at Di. 

Diana grinned and placed her two hands on Sarah's 
shoulders and held her down in the kneeling position. 
She didn't say a word. 

"Wha, what is it?" Fergie asked softly, unsure of 
whether what was about to happen would really happen. 
Diana didn't speak. She DID look intently into Sarah's 
pretty eyes and let her glance linger, then trail slowly 
over to her own pussy. The Princess hunched her pelvis 
forward slightly, then stared back into Fergie's eyes. 

"What?" mouthed Sarah in a soft whisper that was almost 
silent. Was this a dream? Was the champagne making her 
imagine things? Was Diana doing what she thought she 
was? 

Still there was no answer from the Princess. This time 
she placed one hand upon her pussy and pulled it open as 
she placed her other hand on Fergie's head and, as she 
bent her knees slightly to bring her pussy even with 
Sarah's mouth, she urged Fergie's head in close to her. 

Fergie was shocked now that it was happening. She had 
suspected that something like this could happen between 
them, given how isolated they were and dependent they 
had become on one another in the glare of the spotlight 
since Fergie married Andrew and they became more like 
sisters than sisters-in-law. "Do you want this really?" 
asked Sarah staring up into Di's eyes. "For me to make 
love to you?" 

Diana pushed Fergie's face right up to her cunt as 
Fergie brought her hands up behind Diana's ass and 
pulled her forward. As she came in, she could see 
Diana's erect clitoris rising and poking out, and she 
slipped her mouth right over it! Diana sucked in her 
breath as Fergie started to suck on her clit, then 
lapped all around deeper. 

It wasn't the first time Sarah has sucked on a pussy. 
She had done it several times in her college years and 
in Europe, but this was the first time that she knew of 
Diana wanting to be eaten. All of the years they'd 
wasted! She could have been eating one of the most 
beautiful women in the world all this time! Diana was 
wavering as she was standing while Fergie ate her pussy. 
She put one leg up over the Duchess shoulder so that 
Fergie could lap in deeper. 

Suddenly, they were falling over, squealing with 
laughter. They untangled themselves and jumped up from 
the floor laughing and leapt onto the bed. There Diana 
laid back and spread her long, elegant legs wide. And 
Sarah went right back in.

Diana placed both hands in Sarah's long, silky red 
tresses and pressed her friend's face right into her 
cunt as she started to cum! She held the Duchess and her 
fabulous tongue there through a second climax. Then the 
gasping and panting Diana got up on her hands and knees. 

"Now, Fergie!" smiled Di, "it's 69 time!" 

Fergie couldn't believe her ears! "69!" She hadn't done 
69 since she was a teenager and that was with her cousin 
while on holiday in Switzerland. He sure seemed to enjoy 
it though. Before her mind could reminisce any more, 
Diana spun around and dove her mouth into Fergie's not 
wet cunt as she lowered her own just-orgasmed pussy down 
over the Duchess' mouth. 

They ate each other heatedly, as Sarah, too, was a woman 
who could achieve multiple climaxes from a well-applied 
tongue. She began cumming soon after Diana's tongue 
touched her erect clit and kept cumming until the 
Princess ran out of strength. 

With all of the hot sex, the effect of the champagne was 
beginning to wear off. The two simply lay next to each 
other on the large bed, simply relaxing. Then Diana got 
up and walked over to the dressing area. She picked up 
one of Fergie's ivory hairbrushes and began to slip it 
into herself to masturbate. She was already going strong 
when the drowsy Duchess looked up and saw her. 

"What are you doing?" asked Sarah with a knowing grin. 
"I have something for that much better than a 
hairbrush!" 

She bounced up off the bed and crossed the room to the 
side dresser. There she bent over at the waist and 
rummaged through the bottom drawer. Diana was enjoying 
the hard thrusting of the hairbrush handle as she looked 
at Sarah's firm, rounded rump bent over in front of her. 
The curly red hairs of Fergie's bush contrasted very 
sexily with her pink labial folds that were also visible 
slightly.

"Ahh, here it is!" smiled Fergie triumphantly as she 
produced a long, double-headed dildo. "This is what we 
need!" 

In moments the two royals had positioned themselves on 
the large bed so that both ends of the large dildo were 
inserted in their open cunts at the same time and their 
feet nearly touched as they sat facing each other with 
their legs open wide. Sarah shimmied up a bit closer and 
then instructed Diana in how to thrust her hips in time 
so that soon the two were humping the big cock 
substitute deep into each other's vaginas. 

"This is amazing, Fergie!" said Diana in between gasps 
and moans as she shuddered. "But, I, ohh! Oh yesssss... 
Oh god I'm cummmming!" 

Both women humped the toy faster and soon they both came 
with a chorus of groans and pants. Then they lay still 
together for several minutes. 

"Whew, that was nice," said Diana rising up on her 
elbows. "But it still doesn't beat the real thing." Then 
she leaned over to the Duchess' nightstand and grabbed 
the phone. She pressed a two-digit code.

"Hello? Charlie? Yes, I'm up in the Duchess of York's 
bedchambers," said Diana in a quiet whisper. "Yes, what? 
Yes, that's right. Please get here as soon as you can. I 
have a particular job for you." 

Diana laughed as she hung up and looked at the slightly 
unnerved looking Sarah; "My chauffeur is on his way up. 
I know you know him, but you don't know him like this!" 

Sarah was a little flustered that Diana had invited her 
driver up without consulting her first. "What will we 
do?" she asked with a nervous laugh. 

"Well," replied the Princess climbing onto the bed, 
"First I think we should point our asses toward the door 
and let Charlie decide what we do!" 

Diana turned around and aimed her naked buns at the door 
and put her head and shoulders on the bed raising her 
delightful rump high into the air. She got Fergie to 
follow suit and just I time as the door suddenly swung 
open. 

Diana peeked back upside down between the curves of her 
pert, hanging breasts and saw the chauffeur from the 
waist down standing in the open doorway. He took in a 
sharp whistling breath as he took in the view of the two 
delectable royal asses displayed for him. 

Fergie's body was trembling, as she too looked back, 
through her open legs and pendulous dangling tits and 
watched the driver begin to quickly undress. He was not 
wearing any shorts and his beautiful cock came into full 
view as soon as he dropped his pants. Then he was 
walking closer. 

"I think I'll try the Red first," Charlie announced and 
walked to the edge of the bed where he immediately 
mounted the Duchess from behind, sliding the full length 
of his tremendous cock into her pussy doggy style. 

"Awww," complained Diana as she heard Sarah be mounted. 

"I'll, ungh, get to you soon enough m'lady," said 
Charlie giving the Princess' ass a light spank. 

Charlie reached around and grabbed Fergie's big tits and 
they dangled and jumped from the speed of their 
coupling. Her tweaked her left nipple hard between his 
finger and thumb and the Duchess moaned loudly. Fergie 
was practically cross-eyed from the feel of his huge 
cock in her. The hard pounding was making the horny 
redhead even more aroused. He was quite larger than 
Prince Andrew and really knew what he was doing. Sarah 
managed to bring her head up as he rode her hard and 
fast. 

"Don't, ungh, don't cum in me, Charlie. I, don't, ungh, 
don't, ungh, want to get pregnant from this!" she 
gasped. 

Sarah could barely get the words out as Charlie was 
really ramming it home now. Her stopped for a second, 
withdrawing his great erection, flipped her onto her 
back and then resumed fucking.

"I like to watch a woman's expression whilst I fuck 
her," Charlie said with a grin. He started to lift her 
ass up off the bed and into the air. He raised her legs 
until they were up on his shoulders, and then he started 
to stand up! 

Fergie was impressed by the stunt. He was still fucking 
her but now she was practically upside down, held at her 
ample hips by his strong hands and with her ankles up at 
his shoulders, Her shoulders still on the bed. 

"Isn't he just great," enthused Diana sitting on the 
edge of the bed beside Fergie's head and shoulders.

At that moment Charlie pulled his thrusting member back 
and out of the Duchess' pussy and began to spurt his 
large load of thick white jism onto her bright red bush 
and thighs. Hot cum shot again and again out of his cock 
and ran down Sarah's belly and hips. One long jet 
actually began to trickle down to the underside of her 
breasts and down along her ribcage. 

Panting heavily, Charlie eased Sarah's butt to the bed 
and staggered back a pace. 

"Let ME clean you up, sweetie!" said Diana as she raced 
to slip a tongue over Sarah's cum spattered belly and 
hips. Sarah's body was still jumpy with the electricity 
of the incredible lovemaking and quaked when Diana would 
lick up spunk from her flushed flesh. Charlie just sat 
and smiled in a chair by the bed as he watched the 
Princess Of Wales slip her mouth down over the red tuft 
of the Duchess Of York's beaver and begin to eat her 
out. 

Each time Diana came up for air, her beautiful face, so 
often photographed and beloved around the world was 
coated in his spunk and Fergie's pussy juice. As Di ate 
her sister-in-law thoroughly, Charlie dressed quickly 
and left the room. "I'll be right back," he announced. 

Moments later he returned with a strange box with him. 
Both the royals were laying, in each other's arms, nude, 
on the big bed. 

"I've a real surprise for you two," Charlie said setting 
the box on a table and quickly stripping nude. He opened 
the teakwood box and produced a large golden dildo, 
exquisitely crafted like a magnificent penis right down 
to a faux peehole and lots of thick veins and foreskin. 

"This is from the Royal Erotica Collection," Charlie 
boasted, waving it at the two Wives of Windsor. "From 
India, circa 1750." 

"How did YOU get hold of it?" asked Diana reaching out 
her hand and accepting it from Charlie. 

"Do you know that little graduate scholar in the Royal 
Archives? The little blonde with the glasses?" asked 
Charlie. "Name's Glynnis I believe. It seems that she 
sometimes needs a special friend on those long nights of 
cataloging papers. I introduced her to my 'special 
friend' and we made a deal." At the words "special 
friend" Charlie made his rapidly hardening penis bob and 
jump with a flex of his muscles. 

"You randy little devil you," laughed Diana, switching 
her gaze back and forth from the golden dildo to 
Charlie's gorgeous meat. The Indian treasure was a good 
14" long and ol' Charlie was darn near 11" and thicker 
than the dildo. 

Diana laid back and let her long, shapely and tan legs 
ease open like the petals of a flower. Her pussy was 
open and wet her labial lips puffy and aroused from her 
night of fun. She slipped the golden head into her pussy 
and sighed heavily. After a stroke or two she nodded to 
Charlie who took over the task of stroking it into and 
out of her. 

Fergie placed a hand on Charlie's throbbing cock and 
began to stroke and squeeze it as he masturbated the 
Princess, driving nearly the entire Indian dildo up her 
beautiful and surprisingly tight pussy. Sarah knelt 
beside the bed and placed her tongue on Charlie's balls, 
licking and lapping at them as she stroked his penis. 

Soon Diana gasped and groaned loudly and began to cum 
and that was when Charlie pulled the dildo out and 
climbed quickly between the Princess' legs and mounted 
her. 

"Yessss!!" screamed Di as the real cock replaced the 
ancient sex-toy in her sopping wet twat. She wrapped her 
legs around his body and pulled him in tightly as he 
fucked her. 

Fergie watched amazed at how quickly Charlie was able to 
be mounting Diana after just having screwed her not more 
than ten minutes earlier. She was also very impressed by 
Diana's long and lovely legs and neatly trimmed dark 
blonde bush. Just a little triangle of hair around her 
sister-in-law's succulent pussy, never enough there to 
show accidentally in a swimsuit or if her skirt would 
fly up. 'God knows the paparazzi are waiting for 
everyone of those," thought Fergie, "and I should know." 

She looked back again at the power of Charlie as he rode 
Di and the strength of Diana's legs wrapped around his 
hips with her ankles crossed behind his tight, muscled 
butt. "I should swim more," thought the Duchess glancing 
down at her own, fuller thighs. "She's so sexy in short 
skirts!" 

Fergie was brought out of her daydream by two distinct 
sounds at once. 

First, Diana was cumming and cumming hard and loud. Her 
hands failing about grabbing at the pillows, the sheets, 
the silk cord next to the bed and clawing at Charlie's 
back. 

The second was a distinctly shocked gasping sound and 
the words, "Oh! Madam!" exclaimed loudly.

It was Fergie's personal butler, Edgar, who had come to 
the room when Diana D flailing about in her orgasm Di 
pulled the cord to ring him. Now here he stood, frozen 
in place, as he looked upon the Duchess of York 
squatting beside her bed with a golden dildo in her 
hairy twat and the Princess of Wales crying out like a 
bitch in heat as her chauffeur pulled a massive cock out 
of her pussy showering her in sperm. 

"You, er, rang, m'lady?" Edgar said standing just inside 
the doorway at complete, dumbfounded, attention. He 
tried to avoid making eye contact with anything or 
anyone near the bed, but the large bulge in the front of 
his slacks indicated that the loyal servant had seen 
plenty enough. 

"Er, no, I, YES!" cried Fergie, "I do need you Edgar. 
For a special service." Edgar was now beet red but his 
erection appeared to grow even larger in his pants. This 
was the first time he had seen his Mistress in anything 
less than a one-piece swimsuit- much less naked. And the 
Princess! It was all he could do to avoid fainting on 
the spot. 

"Edgar, take off all of your clothes please," Fergie 
ordered, standing up from the golden dildo.

Blushing from head-to-toe, the butler did as he was 
told. He was an older gentleman, slightly past 50 years 
of age and had been from a long line of royal servants 
to the Windsors. 

"Can you keep it up?" asked the Duchess as Edgar was 
down to only his shorts. The answer was made clear when 
he removed the shorts to display his quite erect cock of 
about 8 and a half inches and with above average 
thickness. A droplet of pre-cum was on the head already. 

"I'll try M'lady," said Edgar. 

"I'm sure you will," said the Duchess as she reached out 
and let Edgar to the bed by his penis that she grasped 
firmly in her right hand. 

On the bed, Diana had taken to sucking Charlie back to 
an erection, her pretty mouth expanded around the big, 
still somewhat limp, cock. Fergie lay back beside her 
and used her legs to wrap up Edgar's thighs and pull the 
older man into a standing position at her crotch. 

She nodded and smiled at her butler and he eased his 
cockhead into her pink folds. She rolled her head back 
on the bed and smiled at Diana. 

"Now Di," she giggled, "you're not the only one with a 
special handyman." 

THE END 

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