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Archive name: farrell.txt (M+F, oral, celeb)
Authors name: Wonder Mike (m6968@aol.com)
Story title : Terry Ferrell: To Be A Millionaire 

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TERRY FERRELL: TO BE A MILLIONAIRE (M+F, oral, celeb)
By Wonder Mike (m6968@aol.com)

***

This story is all dialog, therefore the quotations have 
been omitted, hope you don't mind. And if Ms. Ferrell 
ever reads this I hope she will find the humor in it.

***

It is a glorious day for television, I am your host, 
former football team of the eighty's owner, Eddie, D. I 
am spending my own hardly earned money to finance this 
show.

We all know there are charities and government programs 
to help, the homeless, the sick and disabled, but what 
about celebrities who make bad career decisions?

I am going to give them a chance to get back on their 
feet.

If they can answer a series of questions, they can earn 
one million dollars, if they miss a question, they still 
will have a chance to move on with one of three sex 
lines, I am sure you will enjoy.

Today's special contestant, is from the hit syndicated 
show, Becker, please welcome Terry Farrell.

Miss Farrell it is great to see you. I know Deep Space 
nine only ran one more year after you left, and it went 
down hill that last year, but it would have been another 
year of paychecks.

You are right of course Eddie, but my contract ran out, 
and I thought I could get movie rolls, I was mistaken, I 
really need the money now, so lets play the game CBS 
doesn't play anything, Becker could have been a big hit 
but I don't think anybody watches CBS anymore.

You are right of course Terry, I went to watch Survivor 
and I didn't know which channel CBS was.

Lets go Terry, I am sure you know the rules, I have an 
escalating series of multiple choice questions, if you 
answer them all, you will walk away with one million 
dollars, if you miss there is a lifeline in which you 
will have to perform for the audience, if you complete 
the act you move on to the next question. Lets find out 
if you will be a millionaire.

Miss Farrell, the first question for $1000

What is the capitol of California?

A San Francisco
B Los Angeles
C Sacramento
D Santa Barbara.

Eddie, I believe the answer is C, Sacramento

That is correct Terry.

For $2000

Which is not a symptom of a heart attack

A Pain in the arm
B Pain in the leg
C Shortness of Breathe
D Pain in the chest

I believe the answer is B, pain in the leg.

That is correct Terry; you are going for $4000 now.

Who wrote the novel and hit movie Battlefield Earth

A Gene Roddenberry
B L Ron Hubbard
C Stephen King
D Carl Sagen

That is a tough one Eddie, I haven't seen the movie, but 
I know it was somebody who was really smart, I know it 
wasn't Gene so I am going to say D Carl Sagen.

I am sorry Terry, that is incorrect, but don't worry, 
you aren't done yet, we will use your first sexline, 
there are five envelopes on the board, pick one and 
let's see what you have to do.

I choose 3 Eddie.

Three it is, lets open it up and see what you have to 
do, wow, this will be great, you get to make a wine 
cooler bottle magically disappear.

That's cool Eddie, something I do for fun anyway.

That's great Terry, you have to make the entire thing 
vanish, or you will be disqualified.

I'm ready Eddie, give me the bottle.

I have to work it in slowly you know Eddie, I am sliding 
it in and then pulling it out, I have almost reached the 
label. Each time I slide it in it goes a little further, 
it is also getting slimy, so I can push it in faster.

I have got it to the label, see how it goes in and out, 
if I spin it, it gets even wetter, this is fun Eddie and 
I can become a millionaire, once again. Thank you.

I have it almost two-thirds of the way in now, spin and 
push, spin and push. I think I have almost reached 
bottom, I think I have to use both hands now.

I have got it in past the label now

That's good Terry, but you have to make it completely 
vanish if you want to continue.

I know Eddie, I am trying, I think I need to sit on it 
to get it all the way in, I am going to try it that way.

I can feel it going in deeper, when Mickey did this to 
me, he was fucking me in the ass, I thought I was going 
to pass out, but he didn't shove the bottle in this far, 
I also thought I was going to take a crap on his cock.

I have dropped down to my knees now, it is almost all 
the way in, I am going to hop up now to finish.

OW, I think I did it.

Yes, you did Terry, the bottle has completely vanished, 
lets see if we can get it out and go on to the $8000 
question.

Which is the southern most state in the United States

A California
B Hawaii
C Texas
D Florida

I know that one Eddie, the answer of course is Hawaii.

You are correct Terry.

For 16,000

On the television show Green Acres, what was the name of 
the Douglas's Carpenter

A Arnold
B Mr. Haney
C Ralph
D Bob

That is a tough one Eddie, I know Arnold and Mr. Haney 
where on Green Acres, Mr. Haney sold them the house I 
believe, I am going to go with B Mr. Haney.

I am so sorry Terry that is not correct, you must use 
one of your sex lines now, chose an envelope.

I choose 1 Eddie.

One it is, oh this is a good one, you have to perform 
oral on one of the lucky members of or audience, will 
everyone look under their seats and see who has the 
lucky star.

Please sir come on up to the stage, what is your name 
please?

My name is Nick.

SO I guess your father named you while he was shaving.

Ha Ha, I've never heard that one before. By the way that 
was my sarcastic voice.

I know Nick, a million comedians out of work, yadda 
yadda yadda.

Now lets go Terry, you know what you have to do, you're 
the one who wanted to go to CBS.

Unzip his pants with your teeth, I know you've done it 
before.

My personal life doesn't concern you Eddie, your just 
lucky you're not in jail.

I've just got two words for you Terry.

Lets see how deep you can take it, that's right, all the 
way down, a little deeper, that's it. Nick, grab her by 
her ponytail, make her take it deeper, that's it.

Suck it Terry, you can do it, GO, Go, Go, Go, come on 
everybody, Go, go, go I love audience participation.

Terry has the whole thing down her throat, I knew her 
career wasn't over, she is a real pro. Nick is fucking 
her face now.

Nick's balls are slapping against her face, lucky 
bastard, wait a minute, he is slowing down, he has 
jammed his cock down her throat and he is holding it 
still, he is pulling it out, it is limp, I think Terry 
has done her second sex line, lets see shall we.

Open up Terry, yes, she has a mouth full of cum, you may 
spit or swallow now. Interesting, I always thought you 
where a swallower, we can continue the game now.

You are now going for $32,000.

Which was not written by John Steinbeck

A Cat on a hot tin roof
B The Great Gatsby
C Of mice and Men
D The grapes of Wraith

I know this one Eddie, it is A Cat on a hot tin roof.

You are right again Terry, we are now at the $64,000 
question.

On the television show The Dick Van Dyke show, what city 
did the Petries live in?

A Rochester
B New Rochelle
C New York City
D Albany

I know this one also Eddie, Dick Van Dyke was one of my 
favorite all time television show, it is B New Rochelle.

Well, smart ass you are correct again.

For $132,000

Who wrote and starred in the controversial movie, Shake

the clown

A Jerry Lewis
B Sam Kinison
C Bobcat Goldwaith
D Robin Williams

You have me stumped here Eddie, I don't thin it is 
Robin, I don't recall him doing anything controversial, 
I believe it was a fairly recent movie so I don't think 
it was Lewis, controversial smacks of Sam Kinison, so 
that is my final answer, B Sam Kinison.

I am sorry Terry, you are incorrect, we have to go to 
your last lifeline, please pick and envelope.

I choose lucky seven Eddie.

Lucky seven it is, a double pussy penetration by two of 
my old hall of famer friends, please welcome Steve and 
Jerry.

How's your head Steve,

The doctors have told me I am cleared to return for one 
more season.

And Jerry, I hope to see you in a uniform this year.

You will of course Eddie, whether it's in San Francisco, 
Washington, Cleveland or Oakland.

Well, you guys know why your here, I guess we can get 
started, Jerry you should be on the bottom with your ten 
inches to let Terry sit on it, Terry get over here.

I'm coming Eddie, don't rush me, I have dumped guys for 
that.

Lay down Jerry, now slowly sit on it Terry, that's right 
go all the way down, now raise up a little, you need to 
get yourself nice and lubed, that's it, a little bit 
faster now, good.

Now you, Jerry start to thrust up into her, that's 
right, match her thrust, that's a nice rhythm, this is a 
good show, I wonder if we can become number one with a 
bullet.

Now, lean forward Terry, Steve is going to work his 
seven inches into you now, hold still, Steve, now slowly 
but it in, I said slowly Steve, well, it's all the way 
in now, sorry about that Terry.

Terry is riding both cocks now, man she is a horny 
little devil, look at her work over the two cocks in her 
pussy, Go Terry go, Go Terry go, everybody, Go Terry GO.

Man she is going to fuck those two football players 
senseless, Jerry and Steve both have their arms wrapped 
around Terry, you two better not kiss each other, I told 
you once before about doing that in public.

Jerry is thrusting up so hard I think he is lifting 
Terry and Steve up into the air, wait a minute, Steve 
has stopped thrusting, I think he is done, it looks like 
where going to have to call on Joe to replace him, sorry 
about that Steve, I was only joking.

Jerry is standing up with Terry Ferrall's legs wrapped 
around his waist, he is sliding her up and down on his 
cock, man he is a real specimen, he is slamming Terry up 
and down like she is on a pogo stick.

He is slowing down, I think he is unloading inside of 
her, I have never seen a pussy gape like that before, I 
can see the juices all mixed up, at least if she gets 
pregnant, it will be a monster athlete.

Well, Terry, you have completed your last sexline, I am 
sorry you don't get a chance to rest but here is your 
$250,000 question.

Which popular writer wrote under the name of Richard 
Bachman

A Samuel Clemens
B Arthur Miller
C Frank Miller
D Stephen King

I guess I am done Eddie, I don't have the slightest idea 
I am going to say C Frank Miller.

I am so sorry Terry, I hope Becker can crank out a 
couple of more episodes, you've lost everything.

Well, everyone, if the ratings are good, we'll be back, 
if not it was nice seeing you, good night.

THE END

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