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Archive name: famtie2.txt (F/FM-teens, exh, inc, anal, 
sitcom-parody)
Authors name: Leper Messiah (Address withheld)
Story title : Family Ties: Man Enough

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Family Ties: The Lost Episodes: Episode 2: Man Enough
(F/FM-teens, exh, inc, anal, sitcom-parody)
by Leper Messiah (Address withheld)

***

Multi-"episode" parody of the 80's sit-com "Family Ties." 
In this, the 2nd episode, Alex is caught spying on his 
mom and his sister, Mallory. They decide to test his 
"manhood..."

***

"I think he's up there now," said Mallory, "he's probably 
taking pictures and playing with himself."

"Aw, what the hell, let the little pervert look," said 
Elise. "We're just in bikinis."

It was a few days after the incident in the basement. 
Mallory and Elise were lying on beach towels in the back 
yard. It was a sunny day and they were trying to tan. 
After Skippy and Elise's session of marathon fucking they 
had fallen asleep on the air mattress and they had been 
forced to scramble back into their clothes when they 
heard the rest of the family come in the front door. 

They had all had a laugh after Skippy and Elise were 
rescued from the basement. The rescuees story was simply 
that they had played Go Fish the whole time. Skippy had 
not been over since then. Elise thought he was probably 
embarrassed. He would have to come back soon, though. 
Elise's paper was due on Friday. Surely he would come to 
claim his hand job.

Now Elise and Mallory were gazing up at the treehouse in 
the back yard, noting with amusement the furtive 
movements of Alex P. Keaton, spying on them, he thought, 
unaware from the window.

"I want to take my suit off, though," said Mallory. "I 
don't want any tan lines."

"So take it off," said Elise. "It's not like he hasn't 
seen it before."

"Huh?"

"Oh, come on, Mal, I know all about your little photo 
sessions. I've seen the pictures. I know where he hides 
them."

"Oh my God, you know?"

"Sure I know, but don't worry about it. I won't tell your 
dad. I want you to tell me something, though, and I want 
you to tell me the truth."

"What?"

"Have you done anything with your brother besides take 
pictures?"

"Um..well...he usually just beats off."

"Usually..?"

"Well...sometimes I do it for him..with my hand or...with 
my mouth...and maybe a few times I let him fuck me...with 
a condom...only if it's a really important paper."

"Well. I'm glad you use a condom," said Elise, "do you 
like it?"

"Like what?"

"When he fucks you...do you enjoy it?"

Mallory shrugged, embarrassed, "I guess so. I always have 
an orgasm if that's what you mean. He's pretty good at 
it."

"Good," said Elise, "As long as you enjoy it and you're 
being responsible."

"He wants to put it in my butt, said Mallory, "I'm 
nervous about that. Does it hurt?"

"Use a lot of lube and make him go slow. You'll like it 
OK. Just make sure you get something big in return."

"I intend to."

"Good, now why don't we give him something to really take 
pictures of," said Elise, sitting up and unfastening her 
bikini top.

"Ok," said Mallory, "if you do it with me.

They shucked off the rest of their bikinis and lay nude 
on their stomachs.

"He's staring at our butts right now," said Mallory. I 
can feel it."

"It's kind of a turn-on, isn't it?" said Elise.

"Yeah, it kind of is," smiled Mallory.

"Let's turn over and show him the good stuff," Elise said 
conspiratorially .

"Ok."

They rolled onto their backs, fully aware that the spy in 
treehouse was probably furiously snapping pictures of 
their totally exposed bodies. Mallory was slightly more 
slender than her mother, and her body was different. 
Where Elise was fair and blonde, Mallory was dark and 
brunette. Elise had large pink nipples and areolae. 

Mallory had brown areolas. Her nipples were long and 
stiff, as were Elise's. Her breasts were not as large as 
her mother's but they were perky enough and nicely 
shaped. Elise had blonde pubic hair bisected by the 
visible crease of her pink labia majora. Mallory had a 
thick, tangled crop of black pubic hair which all but 
obscured her vulva and grew right down the crack of her 
ass.

"Wow, that's some bush you've got down there," said Elise

"Alex loves it," said Mallory. "He says he loves the 
natural look."

"He's just like your dad," said Elise. "Why don't we open 
up our legs a bit and show your brother a little pink. I 
know where he keeps his pictures. I can steal them back 
later and we can see how we look."

"Mom, you're so dirty," said Mallory, spreading her legs 
and slightly raising her knees.

"So how big is it?" asked Elise, casually splaying her 
own legs, giving her hidden son an unobstructed view of 
her vulva.

"How big is what?"

"Your brother, how big is it?"

"Oh, that. Well it's not that long but it's big 
around...and he knows how to use it."

"Hmmm...that's just the opposite of your dad. His is long 
and skinny."

"Does he know how to use it?"

"Mallory! We're talking about your own father."

"I know," said Mallory, "but does he know how to fuck?"

"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that," said Elise. 
"Now show off your pussy to your brother like a good 
girl."

"I have an idea," said Mallory with a sly grin, "let's 
play with ourselves. I bet he'll fall right out of the 
tree."

"Well aren't you naughty." said Elise as Mallory began to 
openly rub her hairy cunt with one hand.

Elise slipped a hand between her own legs and found her 
moist vagina.

"Wow, I'm really horny," said Elise. Maybe we should have 
your brother come down here and fuck the both of us. Is 
he good at eating pussy?"

"So-so," shrugged Mallory. He's getting better at it, and 
he takes direction well. I sure wouldn't mind getting my 
pussy licked, to tell you the truth."

Mallory snuggled up closer to her mom as they both 
continued to masturbate.

"What if we play with each other's pussies instead?" she 
said in a low, nervous voice.

She reached between Elise's thighs and fondled her warm, 
damp crotch.

"Oh, Christ, that feels good," said Elise.

"We're both horny anyway," said Mallory, "Let's just get 
each other off and really blow his mind."

"Your brother is going to have a heart attack," said 
Elise as she reached between Mallory's widespread legs. 

They masturbated each other, their movements growing more 
urgent, their fingers growing slippery and wet from each 
other's juicy twats.

"Mom?"

"Hmm?"

"This is nice but..."

"You'd still like some dick?" Said Elise. "Me too."

"Maybe we really should..."

"I was thinking the same thing."

Elise sat up and shouted at the treehouse, "Alex P. 
Keaton. You get down here right now!"
No answer.

"Alex, give it up we know you're in there, just down!" 
Mallory yelled.

A few seconds later, Alex climbed down the ladder from 
the treehouse and stood sheepishly in front of his mother 
and sister.

"Um...Hi, mom, Hi, Mal. I was just...um...looking at 
birds. I didn't notice you guys were down here."

"Oh, put a lid on it Alex. We know what you were doing," 
said Elise. "Did you get a lot of good pictures?"

"Pictures?"

"Oh, just can it, Alex," said Mallory. 

"Take off your pants," said Elise.

"What?"

"Take off your pants...and your underwear. If you're 
going to gawk at us, we're going to gawk at you too."

"But, mom..."

"Alex, just do it."

Mallory, exasperated got up and crawled towards her 
brother. She knelt in front of him and undid his slacks. 
She ripped them down, along with his boxer shorts, and 
his chubby erection sprang free.

"Birds, huh?" Said Elise. "Do birds always give you a 
hard on?"

"Ok, I was watching you," said Alex, "I'm sorry. I 
learned my les...Mal!"

Mallory had taken her brother's stiff penis into her 
mouth and hungrily begun to fellate him.

"So Mallory tells me you'd like to fuck her in the ass," 
said Elise. You think you're man enough to buttfuck the 
both of us?"

"Oh, I'm man enough," said Alex, now pumping his hips in 
time to his sister's blow job. "The question is, are you 
woman enough?"

Mallory snickered around a mouthful of her brother's 
plunging cock. Alex was already ejaculating a copious 
amount of gooey semen into her mouth. Mallory didn't try 
to swallow it. She just giggled and let her brother's 
jism dribble down her chin.

"Don't worry mom," said Mallory. "He can last for 
ages...the second time."

"We'll see," said Elise, kneeling next to her daughter.

Mallory took her mouth from Alex's cock and turned 
towards her mother. They kissed, swapping Alex's warm 
sperm between their mouths. Elise slurped the excess from 
Mallory's chin, cleaning her up with her tongue.

"I wanna fuck him first," said Mallory. "Don't worry, I 
won't let him come inside me...yet."

They pushed Alex down onto his back. His stiff prick 
stood straight up in the air. Mallory squatted astraddle 
his hips and Elise guided his cock up to the mouth of 
Mallory's hairy wet vagina. Mallory slowly settled down, 
and her brother's rigid tool slid easily into her cunt. 
Mallory started to bounce up and down, her naked ass 
slapping his balls as she fucked him. Elise crawled on 
all fours over to Alex and let her tits dangle heavily in 
his face. 

Alex sucked at one long nipple, then the other. Then 
Elise threw a leg over his face and settled her damp, 
blonde muff onto his mouth. Alex gobbled hungrily at his 
mom's musky cunt. Elise coached him along as he did so, 
instructing on where to lick, and how, encouraging him to 
suckle on her stiff, slippery clit. Mallory continued to 
hump herself silly on his dick. She was about to come any 
second now.

When Elise felt herself near orgasm she scooted forward a 
little and instructed Alex to lick the crack of her 
buttocks. Alex did as he was told, and when she ordered 
him to put his tongue in her anus he did that too, and 
Elise climaxed hard as he tongue fucked her butthole.

Mallory came now too, flushing and shuddering, clenching 
his cock with her cunt. When she was done, she got up off 
her brother, his dick slid glistening and slimy from his 
sister's bushy fuck hole. Elise got off his face and 
crawled down to take her son's wet dick in her mouth. She 
gave him a long slow suck and then said, "So, what's the 
current GOP position on fucking your mother in the ass?"

"I don't know the official position," said Alex, "but 
personally I'm quite pro."

"Well, what do you know, we have a point of agreement," 
said Elise."

She got down an all fours and wiggled her bare behind at 
her son.

"Fuck my pussy first," she said, "lube that thing up nice 
for me."

"I intend to," said Alex, crawling up behind her.

He positioned his dick against the wet, pink lips of her 
pussy and glided easily into his mother's creamy cooze. 
Mallory played with herself as she watched them, leaning 
back on one hand, her legs spread wide apart.

Mallory had been right when she said that Alex knew how 
to use his cock. He fucked his mom doggy-style with long 
easy strokes, gradually picking up speed, until he 
brought her to a butt-grinding climax.

Then it was time for the good stuff. He pulled his slimy 
dick from her pussy and slid the swollen head up the 
crack of her ass to her anus. He pressed his knob of his 
cock against her asshole and gradually sank it in. Then 
he was pushing it deeper and Elise was moaning as he 
filled her quivering rectum with his dick. He started off 
slow and then built some momentum. He reached down 
between her legs and diddled his mom's wet pussy as he 
buggered her behind. 

Elise came three more times in quick succession, shoving 
her naked ass back against him. Then Alex was coming too, 
blasting his hot, thick cock-snot up her ass, much to his 
sister's chagrin when she saw him pull his dribbling, 
shrinking dork from out of Elise's butthole.

"Alex, you weren't supposed to come yet," she pouted, 
"you still have to finish me too. I guess you really 
aren't man enough to buttfuck both of us after all."

"Now, now, Mal, don't get upset just yet," said Elise, 
"I'm sure we can get that rascal up one more time. I 
think I know just the ticket."

"Should we suck it some more? I've tried that before. 
He's never been able to do it three times. He always 
falls asleep now."

"Well, let's open his eyes then, shall we?

Elise got up and pulled her daughter to her feet. She 
kissed her on the mouth swirling her tongue around 
Mallory's. She dropped her hands to fondle Mallory's 
supple behind, squeezing her her firm young butt cheeks 
with both hands. She felt Mallory's bushy muff pressed 
close against her own.

"Guys can't resist a little lesbo action," whispered 
Elise into her daughter's ear. "Ever go down on a girl 
before?"

"No, but it sure sounds like fun," smiled Mallory. "Can I 
go first?"

"Of course," said Elise as she knelt back down to the 
ground. 

She lay back on her elbows and splayed her legs wide.

"Oh, boy, this was a great idea," said Mallory, crawling 
between Elise's open thighs, "I've always wanted to eat a 
girl's pussy. I hope I do a good job."

Mallory put her head down to Elise's fragrant, blonde 
muff and took a big lick, the another one and another. 
Once Mallory started, she didn't want to stop. She 
gobbled her mom's wet slit with gusto. 

"This is really fun," she said, looking up at Elise. "It 
tastes really good. Am I doing it right?"

"You're doing just great, Mal, would you like me to do 
you now?"

"Well, sure, but this is so much fun I don't want to 
stop."

"You don't have to. We can do each other at the same 
time."

A few minutes later, Alex was all but forgotten as 
Mallory and Elise rolled around in a furious sixty-nine, 
first with Mallory on top, then Elise. Elise munched 
hungrily at Mallory's hairy gash making her giggle and 
squirm. When Elise pushed her tongue inside of Mallory's 
anus, Mallory started at first and then got into it.

"Mmmm...that feels really good," said Mallory, "Can I try 
that too?"

"Be careful," said Elise, pausing in her rim job. "Your 
brother's come is still leaking out of there."

"I guess I better clean it up then," said Mallory, and 
Elise felt a reciprocating tongue slip into her own ass.

It took a while before they noticed Alex standing in 
front of them, holding a club-like erection in his hand. 
It looked bigger than either of his previous two boners.

"Wow, mom. Your idea really worked," said Mallory as she 
and Elise disentangled themselves. "Holy shit, look how 
big it is. I've never seen it that hard before."

She got up on her knees in front of her brother and gave 
his throbbing member a great big suck.

"Are you ready to put that thing in my butt now, big 
brother?"

"Damn straight," said Alex.

"Oh, goody."

Mallory flopped down on her back and pulled her knees up 
to her tits. She wrapped her arms around her thighs and 
raised her ass up high. Alex knelt down and licked his 
sister's shaggy gash from top to bottom. He tongue fucked 
her asshole until she screamed for him stick his dick in 
it. He put it in her pussy first, fucking her gently, 
lubing up his tool.

"Don't come in her ass," said Elise, "I want you to get 
off in my mouth."

"I intend to," said Alex as he jammed his rigid fuck-pole 
up his sister's tight little poop chute.

Mallory squirmed with pleasure as he fucked her up the 
ass. He took his time and paused when she came, leaving 
his dick fully inserted in her snug and grateful behind.. 
When she was finished with her orgasm, he pulled it from 
her ass and climbed astraddle her chest. He jacked off on 
her face, he splattered her tits, then he stuffed his 
prick into her mouth, still squirting. Mallory drained 
the remainder of her brother's ejaculate."

"That was really fun, Alex, that's the best you ever 
fucked me...but weren't you supposed to let mom suck you 
off?"

"Yes he was," said Elise, glaring daggers at him.

"It's ok, mom," said Alex, standing up. "I can do it 
again. Look, it's still hard, now get over here and suck 
my cock...if you're woman enough"

Elise obliged him gladly, blowing him on her knees while 
he stood. He came again quickly and she expertly 
swallowed his load.

Incredibly, impossibly, he still wasn't done. When Elise 
crawled over to lap up the semen from Mallory's tits, she 
felt him enter her cunt from behind.

"Lick her pussy some more while I fuck you," said Alex. 
It really turns me on."

"Me too," said Mallory, spreading her legs.

Alex fucked his mother from behind while she went down on 
his sister. None of them would have thought they could 
come any more, but all of them did. Mallory first, with 
her mom's tongue probing her sloppy fuck tunnel, then 
Elise with Alex's dick in her own cunt. Alex came last in 
his mom's warm pussy.

They were all three exhausted now. They lay on the ground 
in a heap for a while, then Elise spoke up.

"Well, I guess you are man enough after all."

"Of course I am, woman."

"We'll have to do this again tomorrow."

"I intend to," said Alex.

To be continued....

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