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European Vacation
by AA (address withheld)

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The Griswald family gets ready to take Europe by storm. 
(mf-teens, youths, movie-parody)

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National Lampoons Erotic European Vacation Parody

Chapter 1: Leaving for Europe

The Griswold family just won a huge game show "The Pig 
in the Poke" and ended up with a free trip to Europe. 
Clark had planned their route and they would be leaving 
in the morning. The kids were not overly excited about 
spending a vacation with their parents. 

It was the night before they were taking off and Audrey 
was in her room saying goodbye to her boyfriend Jack. 
They were an odd couple in that Jack was your typical 
all American stud and Audrey, though cute, was a little 
chubby and plain. As Jack looked down on Audrey bobbing 
on his cock, he remembered why he dated her... plus of 
course he cheated so what did it matter. 

"Oh Jack I'm going to miss you so much" Audrey said as 
she took a breath from the blowjob. She engulfed his 8 
inch cock again looking up at him while she deep 
throated. That's one of the reasons Jack kept her 
around. She bobbed her head up and down faster and 
faster, momentarily gagging herself every once in a 
while. 

"I mean this trip is going to be so lame, all we're 
going to do is see statue after statue and..." Audrey 
started talking before Jack interrupted by grabbing her 
head and forcing it over his cock again. He didn't care 
much to listen to her. Only wanting to please him, she 
sucked away. Her tongue went up and down his shaft, 
sucking his balls in. She danced her tongue back up to 
the head and flicked it all around before once more 
shoving the whole length deep down her throat. 

Although she wasn't great looking, she was a great cock 
sucker and Jack was on the verge. He held her head 
again and pumped in and out of her open mouth. After a 
10 minute blowjob, he finally erupted, pulling Audrey 
off his cock so he could shoot in her face. He 
collapsed back in bed.

"I'll miss you so much!" Audrey began to cry as she ran 
from the bedroom to the bathroom to clean the glazing 
she just received.

Meanwhile a few doors down the hall, Clark and Ellen 
Griswold were just finishing up some packing. Clark was 
messing around with their new camcorder and Ellen was 
finishing up a shower. Ellen stepped out of the shower 
and Clark walked into the bathroom filming her. 

"Oh Clark come on, get out of here" she said as she put 
one hand over the camera lens and one over her face. 
She was wearing a towel that covered her nice body. 
Ellen had a great body for her age. She had nice 
athletic legs and full B cup breasts. The best part was 
her strong nipples. They sat on her chest like small 
erasers, hard almost 90% of the time. 

"Come on Ellen, why don't you do that dance you showed 
me that one time at Christmas" Clark said. He kept 
pointing the camera her way. "For a going away 
present."

"Well, do you promise you'll erase it before we leave?" 
she said.

Clark didn't even respond as he just nodded his head 
sitting on the toilet to tape her. Ellen stepped back 
behind the shower curtain to begin her routine. Clark 
hit a button on the radio they keep in the bathroom and 
sexy dance music began to play. After a few second of 
music, Ellen's long sexy leg jutted from the shower 
curtain and he hand ran up and down her thigh and leg. 
She kicked her leg then pulled the shower curtain open. 
She stood there with a smaller towel on, one that 
strained to just barely cover from the middle of her 
tits to the bottom of her pussy. 

Clarks eyebrows raised seeing her sexy body. She 
stepped from the shower, moving sexily and slowly 
toward Clark. She came up to his and moved her hands to 
the top of the towel. Moving her hips back and forth, 
she slowly untied the towel. She put a leg up on the 
toilet and began grinder her hips toward Clark. Her 
cock began to grow watching his hot wife dance for him. 
She then backed away and turned her back to the camera. 
She pulled both hands to the side, pulling the towel 
wide open as she did. Then she slowly let the towel 
drop past her upper back, then to right above her ass, 
then finally she let the towel drop as she bent over 
and grabbed both her ankles. 

Now Clark was full erect as his wife's shaved pussy 
came into view. One hand held the camera and the other 
started massaging his dick. Ellen saw this through her 
legs and slid her hands all the way up her legs before 
turning to Clark. As she turned to the camera her 
amazing breasts came into view. Her nipples erect as 
always. 

"Can you fuck this American girl until she cums?" Ellen 
said into the camera. Clark motioned the camera up and 
down to indicate yes. He put the camera on the toilet 
to continue taping. He stood up and pulled his pants 
off, exposing his rigid 9 inch dick. It didn't take 
Ellen any convincing as she dropped to her knees and 
began rubbing her slender fingers up and down his 
length. She took the tip in her mouth, playing with the 
head of the dick. She then slowly slid his penis into 
her mouth. 

"oh God Clark I'm so wet, will you fuck me now," Ellen 
said after a few minutes of bobbing on his shaft. 

Clark grabbed her arms and pulled her up. He then bent 
her over the edge of the sink and lined his cock up to 
her pussy. "Do you want me to shove my dick inside 
you?" He said

"Yes Clark, do it!" Ellen yelled.

"Tell me you're a dirty slut who wants to get fucked 
from behind."
 
"I am a slut and I want to get fucked from behind by 
your big dick!" Ellen said as she threw her head back.

Clark began to wiggle his dick at her entrance, teasing 
her. Her pussy was now dripping wet. Finally after what 
felt like a year for Ellen, Clark slid his member into 
her waiting hole. He started slowly at first, going 
inch by inch into her. After about 6 inches he withdrew 
then slammed the rest of the way in.

With the camera still rolling, Clark was slamming his 
wife faster and hard. "Oh god Clark that's so good" 
Ellen shouted as he fucked her over the counter. He 
moved in and out at a faster and faster pace now. Ellen 
was now moaning. One hand played with her tits as the 
other held her body up. She moved her fingers around 
her nipples, pulling at them and pinching them. Like 
always they were like little rocks in her finger tips. 
After minutes, Clark pounded harder and started to run 
his finger nails down her silky back. He knew that this 
is what turned Ellen on the most.

"Oh jesus fucking Christ Clark," she said nearly 
falling to the floor with pleasure. "Fuck me... fuck me 
I'm going to cum soon!" She shouted as her orgasm 
approached. 

Clark didn't need to be told again. He started to pull 
out until just the tip of his penis was inside her and 
then slam the entire length down. He continued to do 
this, working her pussy harder and harder each thrust. 
Ellen reached down and let her fingers play with her 
hard clit. After a minute of this hard fucking and 
playing with her button, Ellen could handle no more. 

"Oh Clark I'm cummmmmminnngg!" She said as she 
collapsed on the counter top, legs quivering as she 
made a few final tweeks to her clit. 

Clark pulled his dick out of her as her pussy juice ran 
down her legs. Ellen hungrily gobbled his dick into her 
mouth. Clark was close to his own orgasm so a few 
seconds of his wife's talented mouth play was all he 
could handle. After sucking him and stroking his shaft, 
Clark erupted his load into Ellen's mouth. 

She took the first load and swallowed before pulling 
his cock out of her mouth and letting the remaining 
spurts land on her face and tits. After Clark finished 
his load, he sat on the edge of the bathtub. Ellen took 
her index finger and swiped some cum that had landed on 
her tits. She looked at the camera as she put the 
finger in her mouth, sexily licking it clean. 

"Here I come Europe, think you can handle this American 
Slut?" She said as she hit the stop button on the 
recording. "You'll erase this before we leave tomorrow 
right Clark?"

"What?" He said still trying to gather himself after 
the hot sex. "Oh... yea... I will," he said only half 
hearing her.

Next chapter... Paris?

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This story was written as an adult fantasy. The author
does not condone the described behavior in real life.

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