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Eight Simple Rules for Seducing your Teenage Daughter
by Your Ghost (no address provided)

***

This is a parody of the television show '8 simple rules 
for dating my teenage daughter; 'despite what the 
narrator of this story says, this is in fact NOT a guide 
for seducing your daughter or anyone else; it was 
written and is being posted here solely for the purposes 
of parody and entertainment, and should not be taken as 
an encouragement to molest your daughter or anyone else; 
however, if your daughter is a consenting, willing 
adult, then go for it. (M/f-teen, ped, reluc, inc, oral, 
rom, TV-parody)

***

I know what you're thinking. Paul Hennessey is such a 
good guy, such a friendly neighbor, such a kind and 
loving husband and father, so wholesome and upright. I'm 
the last guy you'd expect to seduce his own daughter. 
And believe me, for most of my life I was that guy. I 
didn't even think about doing anything out of line, 
whether it regarded my daughter or anything else. But 
people change, they grow older, they experience things 
they never thought they would, they feel things they 
never imagined they could feel. This was the case with 
me, beginning about five years ago, when my daughter 
Bridget turned twelve.

Of course, it wasn't the fact that she was young that 
made me see her in a new (and startling) light, but the 
fact that she too was changing, growing breasts, and 
taking on a more womanly shape. Becoming a beautiful 
young woman before my very eyes. And being her father 
didn't make me incapable of noticing. 

If anything, I noticed the changes taking place in my 
daughter more than other men (or boys) because I saw her 
every day, I kept a close eye on her, I even studied her 
in a way. Because she was my child, and the way she 
developed forced me to not only see her differently, but 
myself as well. I know that might seem strange to some 
people, but if you're a father, you know what I'm 
talking about.

You not only see the physical changes, but the way those 
changes will affect people. You know that when men (and 
boys) look at her, they'll be seeing the sexual object. 
Imagining her with her clothes off. Imagining taking her 
to bed and making love to her. You begin to see your 
little Angel as a girl men want, as a lover, even a 
seductress. You too undress her with your eyes.

And don't tell me you don't. I know it's socially 
expected to say that you never have even the slightest 
thought about your daughter in a sexual way, but my 
theory is that the majority of fathers (and not a small 
majority; my estimate is about ninety percent) do have 
sexual thoughts and feelings about their daughters. And 
the majority of those fathers take it further, 
entertaining explicit sexual fantasies about them. 

I also believe that the statistics that say that 
approximately twenty percent of all women experience 
some form of sexual contact with their fathers is also 
conservative; I would put it closer to fifty, maybe 
sixty percent. Incest is more alive and well in this 
world than we want to admit.

But you don't want to read about statistics. You want to 
know what I did to my daughter. Probably even more than 
that, you want to know how I did what I did, so that you 
could do the same thing. I know, believe me. That's the 
whole reason I'm writing all of this down. It's not some 
smarmy, weak-willed confession designed to convince 
anyone that I'm sorry for what I did. I have a little 
more self-respect than that.

No, what this is, is a guide, if you will. I've 
developed these rules, you see, eight of them, that, if 
you follow them closely, will help you to accomplish the 
same thing with your own daughter that I managed to do 
with mine. You should note, though, that one rule isn't 
more important than another, and that it's essential for 
you to read through each rule and its explanation 
thoroughly, and make sure you understand them, before 
you begin any seduction project.

I've also included my particular story, set as examples, 
so that you can see how my rules were applied in a real 
life setting.

And now for the rules.


*** Rule Number 1: Make Sure She's Well Groomed.

No endeavor begins without the imagination. Nothing in 
the history of human existence has ever been created, 
built, improved, or even destroyed without someone being 
able to see the end result in his or her mind 
beforehand. And no daughter has ever been molested by 
accident.

All incestuous fathers everywhere spent a good deal of 
time fantasizing about their daughters before they 
managed to gather the courage (or get drunk enough) to 
put their dreams into action. And the ones who were most 
successful were the ones who had a plan. 

They didn't just jump on their girls and have their way 
with them; they prepared them ahead of time. They 
groomed them psychologically and emotionally, doing 
their best to make sure their little Pumpkins were as 
ready as possible to accept (or at least tolerate) their 
fathers' advances.

There are many things you can (and should) do to get 
your daughter ready for you, but because most of them 
need to be done on a regular basis throughout the 
relationship, and will therefore be explored in later 
rules, I'm only going to focus on a few of them right 
here at the beginning.

Now, I know this will sound odd to you, and even 
counterproductive, but the first thing you need to do 
when preparing to have sex with your daughter is WAIT. 
Bide your time. The whole point of grooming is to set 
the table for the incestuous feast, and this will 
require patience and self-control more than anything 
else.

Waiting, however, doesn't mean doing nothing. While 
you're waiting you can take the steps necessary to get 
your little Kitten in the right frame of mind. And to do 
this, you need to foster a positive, loving relationship 
with her. Teach her as early as possible, from the day 
she's born, to love, trust and depend on you. 

Give her regular hugs and kisses, tell her every day how 
much you love her, read her a story and tuck her in at 
night, chase away the monsters from under her bed, 
bandage her boo boos, and reward her when she's been 
good. In other words, be a good father. You'll be glad 
you did, even if you never do anything about your 
desires.

Having said all that, I can tell you that I myself was a 
pretty good father to my little Bridget. Of course, I 
was a good father to all three of my children, but it 
was obvious to everyone that she was my favorite. From 
the moment she was born I doted on her, held her and 
cuddled her and cooed to her, and as she grew I did 
everything I could to make her a happy girl and to let 
her know how much I adored her.

I spoiled her, actually, and to be honest this is not 
something I would recommend to all you aspiring daughter 
molesters. Because if you teach your daughter that she 
can have anything she wants from you and all she has to 
do to get it is bat her eyes at you, and she knows that 
no matter how badly she behaves she won't be receiving 
punishment from her daddy, that could spell trouble 
later on. 

In other words, you should balance your fathering, 
discipline her when she needs to be disciplined. I did 
spank Bridget on occasion when she was little, but I 
just didn't have the heart for it, and eventually left 
that kind of thing for her mother to do. I think the 
last time I spanked her was when she was six or seven, 
and even then it was a halfhearted effort which did 
nothing to get her to behave herself. I wouldn't mind 
spanking her now, though; just take her over my knee and 
lay a few stern loving whacks onto that sweet round 
bottom of hers.

But I'm getting sidetracked. My point is that as Bridget 
was growing up I was laying the foundations for a good 
close relationship with her, developing an emotional 
bond that would serve me well when the time came to make 
the drastic changes in our father daughter relationship 
that I would make.

But I'd like to point out right here, before I go onto 
the next rule, that in those days I had no intentions of 
having sex with my daughter. I know this contradicts 
what I said earlier about fathers denying any sexual 
interest in their little girls, but honestly, I didn't 
even think about it. To me, Bridget was just this 
beautiful little child that instilled in me the most 
intense love and pride. 

I couldn't have hurt her if I'd tried, and maybe that's 
the point of this paragraph; an incestuous father is 
always more successful when he knows and understands 
that his wish isn't to bring any harm or unhappiness to 
his daughter's life. He wants to love her, to give her 
pleasure, to know the unequaled tenderness and joy of an 
incestuous relationship with Daddy. If you're working 
out some past pains of your own, taking it out on her, 
then you're not only misguided, in my opinion, but 
you're bound to fail.

And now just one final point: I mentioned earlier that I 
have three children. Bridget is the oldest (she's 
seventeen now), Carrie is the second oldest (sixteen), 
and Brandon, my son (fourteen), is the youngest. I 
didn't do anything sexual with Brandon because he's a 
boy, and the sexual contact I had with Carrie was 
extremely limited. In fact, all I ever did with her was 
cop a feel of her breasts when she was fifteen years old 
(her tits aren't as large and round as Bridget's, but 
they're still very nice). 

There were several reasons why I never did anything more 
than that. For one thing, I simply didn't feel the same 
romantic and sexual attraction to her as I did Bridget. 
Carrie is a beautiful young girl in her own right, but 
Bridget has always been the one to capture every area of 
my imagination. For another, I also knew from experience 
that Carrie was less likely to put up with any sexual 
advances from me because she has a more serious and 
inflexible personality than her older sister. Also, I'm 
pretty certain that she prefers girls. My wife would 
have a better shot at her than I would.

Those of you who have more than one child may want to 
try to develop this kind of discernment for yourself. 
Make sure that if you're going to become sexual with 
your kid, you pick the right one. Otherwise, disaster 
might ensue and you won't need to bother with any of 
these other rules.


*** Rule Number 2: Start Out Small

Begin your incestuous seduction of your little Princess 
by taking baby steps. Like any romantic and/or sexual 
relationship, you don't want to rush things. Again, 
patience and self-control are the keys. You might begin 
by elaborating on the fatherly hugs and kisses you 
already enjoy with your daughter, making them longer, 
slightly more intimate. Or when you're giving her the 
fatherly and nonsexual caresses you've gotten her used 
to over the years, you can let your hands venture to 
areas of her body that you've only so far fantasized 
touching (my recommendation is to begin with the 
breasts, not the cunt; always a less threatening area 
for your daughter, and if she complains, it's much 
easier to pass off as an accident). 

Another thing you can do is slowly "adultize" your 
conversations with her, introducing sexual subjects like 
masturbation and intercourse. This, by the way, is a 
good reason to wait until your daughter has hit puberty, 
because it will not only be appropriate for you to teach 
her about these subjects, but the little minx might even 
bring them up herself. In any case, keep your 
conversations with her on a subdued level, making it 
seem like you're simply trying to learn how much she 
knows about sex or what she thinks about it.

However you begin, remember that you MUST start out 
small; avoid being too abrupt, too aggressive, too 
invasive of her privacy (no barging in on her when she's 
in the shower or changing clothes in her bedroom, and 
don't start out your "sex talk" by showing her porn 
videos). Any kisses you give her can only go slightly 
over the boundaries (no french kissing), and your hands, 
while they might travel into previously unexplored 
areas, must always stay outside of her clothes. 

I know it won't be easy, especially when you've got two 
luscious and fairly new breasts resting in your eager 
palms, but just be a man and suck it up. The patience 
and self-control (I can't say those words enough) you 
exercise now will pay off later.

By the time my Bridget was a teen she'd already grown 
good sized breasts and a remarkably womanly shape. I 
couldn't believe my eyes, nor could I believe the things 
I was thinking and feeling. I'd never been attracted to 
girls that young, and I'm still not, but Bridget was 
different. She was my little girl in the process of 
becoming a woman, and the more she matured the more room 
she took up in my thoughts.

I might also add that at this stage of her development 
Bridget decided that any kind of physical contact with 
me, intimate or otherwise, was completely out of the 
question (her term was "creepy"), and that not only left 
me devastated as a loving father but very probably 
contributed to the strange new ideas I was having about 
her. A woman knows, even at that age, that the best way 
to attract a man is to let him know he can't have her.

At any rate, I found myself with a surprising and (at 
first) troubling attraction to her. I was constantly 
looking her over, admiring her growing beauty, her 
splendid blonde hair, studying the various shapes that 
made up her young body, imagining what those particular 
shapes would look like without the benefit of clothes, 
and imagining too what they would feel like in my hands. 
What her whole body would feel like in my arms as I 
slowly and gently pushed my cock into her. I very 
quickly came to understand how men could bring 
themselves to molest such young girls, if not exactly 
the why.

For a long time I practiced rule number one; I waited. I 
didn't take immediate action. Because I knew, probably 
on some instinctive level, that while I'd done a good 
job of winning my daughter's love and trust, they had to 
be strengthened, conditioned over time, if I was to 
successfully seduce this sudden nymph in my house. In 
the meantime, I did a few small things that allowed me 
to surreptitiously and vicariously make sexual contact 
with her.

You might want to hold onto your hats here, because some 
of the things I did might seem rather bizarre to you.

I fantasized about her as I was making love to my wife, 
of course (just about every lustful father does, doesn't 
he?), and I stole a pair of her panties and one of her 
bras and used them to masturbate with. There were also 
the few times when I did "accidentally" walk in on her 
in the shower or enter her room without knocking, but 
they were few and far between, and not really as 
satisfying as you might think. Probably because it's 
such typical behavior. Uninspired. The most satisfying 
things I did were, as mentioned above, the more bizarre 
things.

Bridget was (and still is) somewhat spoiled and selfish, 
and she had to have her own shampoos and soaps and 
towels in the bathroom. She even had her own little 
cabinet between the toilet and the sink where she kept 
all that stuff, which was convenient for me, because 
that way I could put some of my come in her shampoo 
without worrying that any of the other people in my 
family might use it. 

Yes, I did that. Put a good healthy dollop of my come in 
her shampoo. Actually, I did it many times over a period 
of five years, and nearly every time she was in the 
shower I imagined she was rubbing the stuff into her 
hair, and then letting it slide down over her body when 
she rinsed. Very erotic, and I never got tired of it.

I did a few other things, like masturbating with her bar 
of soap, and cutting pictures out of hardcore porn 
magazines and sticking them in the library books she'd 
just brought home (this should be done with the utmost 
care, because she might have already looked through the 
book). But the worst thing I ever did, something I 
actually regret, was the time when she was fourteen and 
I made her a ham sandwich, and after spreading the mayo 
on the bread I quickly jerked off and spread my come on 
the bread with it. 

She ate the whole sandwich, but then she threw it all up 
afterward. I got a huge kick out of knowing that my 
daughter had my come in her mouth and then swallowed it, 
but I never repeated that particular trick.

The first real sexual contact I made with Bridget was 
when she was fifteen. It was summer, and as most girls 
will, she was wearing much less than she usually did; in 
this case it was a very snug pair of denim shorts and a 
bikini top, bright yellow, to match her hair. She'd 
developed a good tan, and her skin was a smooth 
enchanting bronze. She looked like a golden goddess 
freshly arrived from Mount Olympus, and as great as my 
patience and self-control were, I'd finally reached that 
point where I couldn't resist her anymore.

No, I didn't just walk up and grab her tits. Steady now.

It was just before dinner, and my wife and son were 
working in the kitchen (he isn't gay, he just likes to 
cook; I imagine he'll grown up to be a very manly chef), 
and Carrie hadn't yet arrived home from an outing with 
friends, which left Bridget by herself up in her room. 
And me with idle, yet ambitious, hands.

I actually had a valid reason for knocking on her door; 
she still had the car keys (she was just learning how to 
drive) and I wanted to make sure I got them back. I 
almost forgot what I'd come up for, though, after she 
called for me to come in and I opened her door and saw 
her standing in front of her full length mirror, dressed 
in the above mentioned outfit.

"Um...hi, sweetheart," I said, taking her in from head 
to toe, then focusing on her bikini top and the luscious 
items resting inside. I probably should have continued 
speaking but I was too distracted.

"Hi, Dad," Bridget replied. She glanced at me, then went 
back to looking at herself. After several heartbeats she 
must have noticed the stunned silence, because she 
turned to look at me again. "Did you want something?"

She had no idea how loaded that question was.

"Yes, um, my um... car keys?"

Bridget nodded at the top of her dresser and said, "Over 
there," then returned to studying herself in the mirror.

I went over to the dresser and picked up the keys, 
shoved them in my pocket, then just stood there looking 
at my daughter. I marveled at her brilliant blonde hair, 
her full round breasts, her smooth flat belly, her sleek 
back and round butt, her long perfect legs, and not for 
the first time forgave her for her vanity. She was a 
truly gorgeous creature.

"Dad, you're staring," she said.

I blinked, somewhat startled back into focus, but not 
embarrassed; there was something in Bridget's voice that 
told me I didn't have to be. As if she didn't mind that 
her own father was ogling her.

"I think," I said, "that you're the most beautiful girl 
I've ever seen in my life, Bridget."

Bridget gave me a fabulous smile and said, "Thank you, 
Dad. Normally, when I'm wearing something like this 
you'd tell me to put some clothes on and lock myself in 
my room."

"Which reminds me: put some clothes on and lock yourself 
in your room."

"Sure, Dad. And right after I do that, I'll start 
studying to become a nun."

"Actually," I said, "you really should put a little more 
on. Dinner's almost ready, and I don't think it would be 
such a good idea to be dressed like that in front of 
your little brother. You know how sex hungry boys are."

"Yeah, right," Bridget replied with a giggle. "Like he's 
the only sex hungry boy in the house."

My little girl might not have been the sharpest knife in 
the drawer, but she sure had my number. Or at least I 
thought she did. I took her flirtatious remark a little 
more seriously than she meant it. More accurately, I 
took it as a cue to begin the next phase of my seduction 
of her. I went up behind her (the girl could stare at 
herself for hours) and put my arms around her, a 
relatively normal gesture in our relationship, but then 
I kissed her shoulder and, as if it was the most natural 
thing in the world, I slipped my hands up over her 
breasts.

Bridget seemed to freeze for a moment, then said, "Dad? 
What are you doing?"

Now, when you're holding your daughter's breasts in your 
hands, there's no real correct answer to that question. 
You can't say, "Nothing," because that's obviously a 
lie; and yet, if you try to explain, even in the most 
tender and romantic language, chances are your little 
Buttercup isn't going to believe it. A rational and 
logical explanation won't help, either, even if you're 
convinced (as I am) that fondling your daughter's 
breasts is an entirely rational and logical act for a 
father. And it's useless (as well as spineless, in my 
opinion) to try to offer excuses or apologies. The best 
response in such a situation is no response; don't say 
anything, and don't take your hands away. Those actions 
will only confirm your daughter's suspicions that your 
behavior isn't appropriate.

That's what I did. I just left my hands right where they 
were, enjoying themselves under the soft firm weight of 
Bridget's breasts, and let my silence speak for itself. 
And Bridget, preoccupied with trying to process and make 
sense of this new information in her life, simply looked 
down at her breasts, watching me gently squeeze them, 
and offered up no further questions.

I fondled her for maybe ten, fifteen seconds, and I'm 
telling you, it was the most wonderful fifteen seconds 
of my entire life. Nothing, not even the eventual reward 
of sexual intercourse, can match that very first meeting 
of your own two hands and your daughter's breasts. That 
first, magical introduction to the world of father 
daughter incest. Even if I had never done any more than 
that one thing, I would have been a very satisfied 
father.

But of course, like all other magnificent things, my 
first sexual contact with my Bridget had to end. I moved 
my hands from her breasts up to her shoulders, turned 
her around (gently; always gently), gave her a fatherly 
kiss on the nose, and said, "I love you, sweetheart."

"I love you too, Dad," Bridget replied, her voice a 
mixture of genuine love and confusion.

"I know you do. Now, do like I said and put a little 
more on, okay?"

I gave her another peck on the nose, then left her room, 
feeling like a completely new man.

And that, really, should be the limit of your own 
initial contact with your little Munchkin, a little 
fondling, a few loving kisses, and be sure to remind her 
that you love her. Anything more than that, really, and 
you're probably going to derail your whole program. 
Patience and self-control.


*** Rule Number 3: Go Slowly But Surely

Once you've crossed the boundary into the land of 
incest, you might be tempted to just sprint for the goal 
line. An understandable temptation, believe me, but you 
must remember that one of your goals is to enjoy your 
new relationship with your daughter for more than just a 
few hours or days before the cops come knocking at your 
door. You want it to last for as long as possible, if 
not permanently. Therefore, you will want to proceed 
slowly, continue with the baby steps. 

Rape is not an option here (actually, it never is). I 
suggest more episodes of fondling for maybe a week or 
two, an intimate kiss on occasion, and of course 
continue to romance her, flirt with her and buy her 
little presents. The good news is that while you won't 
be going very fast, you will at least be moving forward. 
The fondling can progress from over the clothes to under 
the clothes, inside the bra and down into the panties. 

You might even dare to sneak a finger a little way into 
her cunt, or play with her nipples or her clit. If you 
do this, your daughter might exhibit a pleasurable 
response, which, naturally, you'll want to encourage. 
But you should at the same time continue to maintain 
your patience and self-control; just because she's 
coming her brains out doesn't mean it's okay to bull 
your way through her china shop. Your little Chipmunk 
will need time to get used to the changes occurring in 
her life, and she will look to you to guide her on her 
way, to teach her how to cope.

My darling Bridget was an outstanding student. She was 
docile and compliant, if not completely enthused about 
her new course of instruction. She asked that "What are 
you doing?" question two more times before she must have 
realized that I wasn't going to answer it. After that 
she attempted to avoid being alone with me, but I was 
persistent and crafty, and she was a fast learner. I 
spent an entire month doing nothing more than kissing 
her when I did manage to get her alone, feeling her up 
whenever I had the opportunity, and always outside of 
her clothes.

As the second month began, however, I turned it up a 
notch or two. I started French-kissing her, and as 
mentioned above, I went inside, sneaking my hand up 
under her bra to hold and caress her breasts skin to 
skin. Bridget tolerated these advances, and even seemed 
to respond a little to the French-kissing, especially if 
I was tweaking her nipples at the same time. 

I also noticed that, the more I did with her, the more 
she seemed to accept it, if not as a natural activity 
between father and daughter, then at least as a normally 
recurring event that she would have to get used to. She 
quit squirming and trying to get away from me, anyway. 
My patience and self-control were paying off.

I should rename this guide "How To Have Patience and 
Self-Control While Seducing Your Teenage Daughter."

Just kidding.


*** Rule Number Four: Make Her Hate Her Mother

I'm not really happy with the title of this rule. The 
words "make" and "hate" are a little too strong, but I 
couldn't come up with any other title that wasn't long-
winded, silly, or both. Besides, it fits well with the 
title of rule number five, which is succinct and to the 
point.

Anyway: what you really want to do isn't to make your 
daughter hate her mother (although if she reaches that 
emotional state on her own, it can't hurt), you simply 
want to disrupt their relationship, create distance 
between them, so that your little Biscuit won't feel 
comfortable with the idea of telling Mommy about Daddy. 

You can also do this if your daughter has siblings, 
although I personally wouldn't go that whole "divide and 
conquer" route. Many incestuous fathers like to isolate 
their little girls as much as possible, even separating 
them from their friends, and while that may be an 
effective tactic, it doesn't make your daughter a very 
happy person. She's dealing with enough problems as it 
is.

Driving a wedge between her and her mother, however, is 
essential, and it can and should be done in tandem with 
the other rules.

There are several strategies you can employ here. The 
most important one, of course, is the one you've been 
using all along, the strong loving bond you and your 
daughter have shared ever since she came rocketing out 
of your wife's vagina. If you've done a good job in this 
area, the other strategies will be much easier to apply.

Another strategy is to take her side in the inevitable 
mother daughter squabbles. When Baby Bear wants to go to 
a concert instead of going out to dinner with the 
family, or she wants to get something other than her 
ears pierced, or she wants to borrow the family car, or 
whatever other disagreement arises between your little 
girl and your ball and chain, you can jump right in and 
defend your daughter's choice. 

You can argue that she's growing up, she needs to be 
given more responsibility, needs to be allowed more 
freedom. This might not sound like the kind of thing a 
typical father would say, and who knows, maybe it isn't, 
but your wife will see your point, because she was once 
that demanding little teenage brat who wanted to do 
things she wasn't allowed to do. And even if the wife 
doesn't come around, that's okay, because your daughter 
will be noticing and appreciating the fact that you are 
so often in her corner.

You don't always have to take her side, of course, and 
there are times when you shouldn't. Like when she wants 
to date that longhaired pierced-nosed freak she calls a 
boyfriend, or when she wants to go to a party at a 
college boy's house while his parents are out of town, 
or when she wants to wear the absolutely sluttiest 
outfit you've ever seen in your life, or wants to go to 
school without a bra just to make a point. Admittedly, 
those last two are tempting, but while you're trying to 
get into your daughter's best graces, you can't afford 
to be unbelievable. A good father puts a stop to those 
things.

There is one more thing that I can think of that will 
make that rift between Mom and your little Doodlebug 
wider, but you should proceed with caution in this area: 
birth control pills.

I'll tell you what I did when this subject came up in my 
own house. Bridget was fifteen at the time, and she had 
come home one day from school and, when she dropped her 
backpack onto the sofa instead of taking it up to her 
room like she'd been told to countless times, a package 
of condoms fell out. She tried to grab them up before we 
saw them, but we were her parents, which meant we 
probably saw them fall out before she did. 

We were outraged, of course, just like any good parents 
would be. After all, condoms lead to sex, which leads to 
indiscriminate sex, which leads to social disease and 
unwanted pregnancy (condoms aren't effective one hundred 
percent of the time), drug use and crime, even 
prostitution. Before we knew it our little Pookie would 
be in prison, fighting off sexually aggressive guards 
and getting raped with broomsticks in the shower by her 
inmates.

Bridget actually had a fairly decent reason for carrying 
condoms around in her purse: she was, she declared, a 
responsible young woman now, and though she wasn't 
actually having sex, and didn't intend to have sex in 
the near future, she had decided that it would be wise 
to have at least some form of birth control with her at 
all times, because you never know when the right person 
and the right moment might come along. Okay, it wasn't 
the best reason in the world, but it showed that Bridget 
wasn't exactly in a hand basket barrelling down the road 
to hell.

Nonetheless, we informed our darling delinquent about 
the pitfalls of her reckless behavior, at the top of our 
lungs. Or, more accurately (and here's the trick), I let 
my wife inform our daughter about the consequences of 
her behavior (at the top of her lungs) while I stood 
there with my arms crossed and didn't say a word. 

With this tactic I managed to make my wife think that I 
was supporting her, and at the same time supplied the 
proper negative images for Bridget to stew about later 
on; when she recalled this encounter in the future she 
would remember her mother yelling at her, but not me. 
That was the first phase of the plan.

The second phase came later, when I had each of them 
alone. I talked to my wife first, listening to her 
complain and rant and rave, and responding to her with 
calm soothing tones, telling her that I knew how she 
felt, that I was just as concerned as she was, and that 
I would go and talk to Bridget myself and get her 
straightened out. Then I went to Bridget. I let her 
complain and rant and rave, and I was calm and soothing, 
but I didn't support my wife's argument. 

Instead, I complained about her too, how controlling she 
was, how demanding, petty and selfish and what have you. 
In other words, I let my daughter know that I resented 
Kate just as much as she did, and I didn't understand at 
all why she wouldn't let her obviously responsible 
daughter keep condoms in her backpack. This helped to 
strengthen the bond of trust that I'd already developed 
between us, and it instilled in Bridget that necessary 
sense of partnership with me, a mutually supportive 
stance against the evil wife and mother, an esprit de 
famile, if you will.

Then I told her she couldn't keep the condoms. As 
expected, the volatile little brat exploded, shouting 
and waving her arms and stomping her feet (causing her 
magnificent breasts to jiggle in a remarkably charming 
way), but I was ready for that. I had a plan, I 
explained, that would resolve this entire problem. 

I told her that if she got rid of the condoms (and made 
sure that her mother saw her doing so) I would take her 
to the doctor myself and get her a prescription for 
birth control pills, and her mother wouldn't have to 
know anything about it. This idea appealed to my devious 
daughter, and she went right down to the living room 
with me and, in front of her mother, tossed the condoms 
in the trash can. Two days later I took her to the 
doctor and got her put on the pill, and from that day on 
Bridget and I shared a defiant little secret that bonded 
us in a way that very few other things could.

It was just over a month later that the pills began to 
be effective, and I began to molest her.

	
*** Rule Number Five: Make Her Love You

Now you can see what I meant when I said that the 
wording of rule number four fits with rule number five. 
And with this particular rule, the word "make" is a bit 
more appropriate, and certainly the word "love" is 
entirely accurate.

But enough with semantics.

It is essential to get your daughter to love you, and I 
don't mean the natural kind of love that any daughter 
will feel for her father, or even the romantic (and also 
natural) type that is common in most father daughter 
relationships. What you must do is get your daughter to 
FALL IN love with you, the way she might fall in love 
with a rock star or a movie star or that longhaired 
loser with the motorcycle, the tattoos, and the criminal 
record.

This won't be easy, but if you've prepared her well, it 
won't be impossible. And, as with all the other rules, 
there are things you should do and things you shouldn't 
do.

Naturally, the things you should do are the simpler 
ones. Buying her gifts tops the list, because we all 
know how teenage girls (and adult women, for that 
matter) love gifts. Clothes, jewelry, CDs, expensive 
electronics, a car if you can afford it. You can take 
her dancing, or to nice restaurants for father daughter 
dinners, to the movies, to the local amusement park, to 
the mall (her favorite place on earth), or to less 
costly places like the beach or the park. Anything that 
will put a smile on her face and make her appreciate 
what a great dad she has, and at the same time allow you 
to be alone with her so you can molest her.

Some of the things you shouldn't do is take her to hotel 
rooms (or motel rooms; even a bigger mistake), take her 
with you on your business trips out of town, take her to 
a buddy's make-out pad (for those of you still living in 
the 1960s), or any place that's going to make her feel 
cheap and used.

Don't beg her for sex.

Don't criticize her looks, even if she looks awful.

Don't tell her she reminds you of her mother. Or your 
mother. Or any other woman in the world (these rules 
actually apply to all women).

And while you're doing (or not doing) the above 
mentioned things, you must, repeat must, romance her. 
Treat her like a queen. Treat her like you treated your 
wife back when you were both young and you were trying 
desperately to get in her pants. 

Tell her over and over again how beautiful she is, how 
much you love her and cherish her, how sweet and 
wonderful she is, how there's no one in the world you 
love more. You can even tell her that she's the ONLY one 
you love, especially if you've got rule number four 
working really well.

Most of all you need to be in love with your daughter. 
This is an iron clad rule, and if you can't meet this 
requirement (be honest), you have no business seducing 
your little Peanut. Leave her alone. Get off of her and 
go find a call girl that resembles her.

I can without reservation claim that I was head over 
heels for Bridget from the moment I first saw her come 
into the world. She was the most beautiful, most perfect 
little thing I'd ever seen, a tiny miracle that I had 
helped to bring about. And my feelings for her only grew 
over the years, as she grew, from a baby to a toddler to 
a child, then to an adolescent, and finally to the young 
gorgeous woman she became. 

There were so many incredible moments of having fun with 
her, teaching her, even scolding her. But the best 
moments were the quiet ones, when I would sit with her 
on my lap (or next to me, when she supposedly got too 
big for my lap), just holding her and touching her hair 
and enjoying the sometimes intense and always flawless 
love that can only be found between father and daughter. 
Even having sex with her came in second.

A goddamned close second, but still second.

The first truly sexual contact with her, beyond just 
feeling her up and sticking my finger in her cunt, 
occurred shortly after she turned sixteen. It was an 
almost perfect Spring day, as I recall, with sunshine 
and a cool breeze and the woman I was married to nowhere 
in sight. She was working or something, I really don't 
remember now. Carrie was still at school, at one of her 
geek club meetings (or possibly at a gay rights rally), 
and Rory was off with that girl he was crazy about, 
Misty. Lovely little thing, that girl was. Sweet smile, 
nice tits.

Anyway, it was just me and Bridget at home. I was in my 
office, working on my latest column. I had just finished 
it, in fact, and was now ready to go find Bridget for a 
little father daughter alone time. I closed out the 
programs on my computer and stood up from my chair, and 
I as I turned to go I suddenly stopped short, surprised 
to see Bridget in the doorway. It was still morning, so 
she was, as usual, still wearing her nightclothes; 
peejay bottoms and a nicely snug tank-top. Her bright 
blonde hair was a wild mop on her head.

"Well, hello there, sweetheart," I said.

"Hi, Dad," Bridget replied. "Whatcha doin?"

"I was working, but I'm stopping for a break. What are 
you doing up so early?" It was only a few minutes past 
eleven.

Bridget shrugged and said, "I dunno. I'm bored. Sleeping 
is boring."

She came further into the room and I held my arms out to 
her. Bridget came right to me and embraced me, just as 
I'd trained her to do, and I gave her a kiss on the 
forehead. I hugged her tight and she wrapped her arms 
around my neck. We stood there like that, just holding 
each other for a while, not saying anything, just 
enjoying our closeness. My daughter seemed small and 
fragile in my arms, and yet with her firm breasts 
pressed against my chest and her smooth belly against my 
growing erection, she seemed alive and vibrant at the 
same time. 

I touched and caressed her, letting my hands roam up and 
down her back, and over her ass, before I slipped them 
up under her tanktop. I fondled her breasts and played 
with her nipples, pleased to feel them growing hard 
under my fingers. Bridget even pressed her body closer 
to me, and rested her head against my neck. 

If I'd had any doubts before that she was getting 
something out of our special relationship, those doubts 
were gone now. It was that realization, along with the 
sweet scent of shampoo in her hair (shampoo that I had 
doctored with my own come), that led me to take the next 
step. I let go of her and took a step back, then in a 
low secretive voice, said, "Take your top off."

I expected her to offer at least some kind of 
resistance, but Bridget, while she seemed a teeny bit 
reluctant, immediately complied, grasping the bottom of 
her tank-top and pulling it up over her head. She 
dropped it onto the floor, then stood there with 
downcast eyes, her hands clasped together in front of 
her, and her breasts now in full view.

"Wow," was all I could say. My daughter has the most 
magnificent breasts I've ever seen. I reached out and 
touched them, fondled them some more, luxuriating in 
their weight, their warmth and firmness, the hardness of 
her little pink nipples. I kissed Bridget on the lips, 
then ducked my head and kissed each of her breasts. 

I took her nipples into my mouth and sucked on them, and 
as I did so I felt my daughter's hands moving over my 
back and shoulders. I heard her take in a sharp breath 
when I nibbled one of her nipples, and I knew I was 
moving in the right direction.

As I nibbled and sucked on Bridget's breasts, I slid one 
of my hands down over her belly and down into her 
peejays. I moved my fingers through her pubic hair, 
found the lips of her cunt, and began to rub her. 
Bridget sighed and tightened her arms around my neck, 
her body tensed, and within about a minute or two I had 
helped her to reach orgasm. The very first orgasm she 
and I had shared as father and daughter. It was a very 
proud moment for me.

Now, I hate to spoil your fun, but I need to pause here 
and discuss something that I consider to be of vital 
importance. From what I've been able to learn from the 
literature on incest that I've read (including the 
internet porn stories I've collected), most incestuous 
fathers would introduce oral sex at this point. And 
maybe, if your daughter is only seven or eight years old 
(and you're a monster), this would be an effective way 
to go. 

I beg to differ, though, especially when you're talking 
about a daughter already in her teens. Teenage girls are 
naturally more emotionally mature and sexually 
sophisticated than preteen girls, and as a result they 
require something more, or at least different, than 
being made to suck on a nine inch worm-looking thing 
until it shoots a wad of foul-tasting semen into their 
mouths. That can come later (no pun intended).

In my opinion, the best way to introduce your little 
Girl Scout to the wonders of sex beyond kissing and 
fondling is to just go straight to intercourse. Go ahead 
and pop that cherry (if she still has one). But do it 
gently. You want her to be able to associate the 
experience of having her familial sexual boundaries 
violated with love, tenderness, and consideration.

After Bridget had a chance to relax from her orgasm, I 
wordlessly grasped the waistband of her peejays and 
pulled them down over her hips. She was wearing sky blue 
silk panties. French cut. I'm not kidding. Very, very, 
sexy. What was my daughter doing with such sexy 
underwear? 

I really wanted to know, but I didn't think that was the 
proper moment to ask. Instead, I pulled them down too, 
letting them join the peejays around her ankles, and I 
saw, for the first time, Bridget's pubic area. The hair 
on her cunt was just as blonde as the hair on her head, 
and she shaved it, not all off, but in a narrow strip 
right over her cunt.

Why did my daughter feel that it was necessary to trim 
her pubic hair like that? Another question that had to 
go unanswered for the time being.

Bridget put one of her hands on my shoulder to steady 
herself as she stepped out of her peejays and her 
panties, then stood there as I looked her over. She had 
the most amazing body, almost overwhelming in its beauty 
and symmetry. No one, not even a father, could be 
reasonably expected to resist its natural charms. 
Meaning: I didn't.

I took her in my arms again, kissed her mouth, then held 
her gently as I guided her down onto the carpeted floor. 
I lay on top of her and Bridget automatically let her 
legs fall open, making room for me. I continued to kiss 
her as I fumbled with the fly on my pants, then reached 
in and brought out my cock. Bridget had her arms around 
me and I had to reach back and take one of them by the 
wrist and bring it down between us. I wrapped her 
fingers around the shaft of my cock and she gripped it 
gently.

I'd had the idea of getting her to stroke it a little 
first, but just the sensation of her hand holding me was 
so exquisite that I knew if I let her play with it I was 
going to go off too early, so instead I just pushed 
forward, letting her guide my cock toward her cunt. I 
pushed the head in past her lips, paused briefly, then 
pushed my cock further into her. Bridget was tight, but 
warm and a little wet too, and she gasped as my cock 
entered her. I pushed all the way into her, noticing to 
my chagrin that she wasn't a virgin, but not wanting to 
open that can of worms right at that moment.

I fucked my daughter slowly, just sliding my cock into 
her and pulling it back, and she tightened her arms 
around me, no doubt holding me in the same way she'd 
held the asshole who'd stolen her virginity from me. We 
fucked this way for several minutes, Bridget holding 
onto me but staying silent, her face turned away and her 
eyes closed. I wished she could show some sign of 
pleasure or enthusiasm, but I knew that was more than I 
could reasonably expect. 

At least she wasn't crying, or fighting me and begging 
me to stop. For me, it was an indescribable experience; 
I was fucking my own beautiful little girl. I held her 
and kissed her as I steadily pumped my cock in and out 
of her cunt, loving her more than I ever had before.

Eventually, I felt my cock swelling up and getting ready 
to explode. I started fucking her a little harder then, 
racing toward the end, until the pressure became too 
great to hold it back anymore and I went off, groaning 
as I spilled come into her body.

Afterward we sort of collapsed together on the floor, me 
breathing hard and giving her little kisses and telling 
her how much I loved her, Bridget just staying still 
beneath me and lightly caressing my back.

We lay like that for maybe five minutes, until Bridget 
put her lips to my ear and whispered, "Can I get up now, 
Dad?"

I reluctantly pulled out of her and got to my feet, then 
helped her up, and as I put my cock back in my pants 
Bridget grabbed up her peejays and her underwear and 
disappeared out the door.


*** Rule Number Six: Convince Her It Was Her Idea

When I first wrote this rule down I used the word 
"fault" instead of idea, and even though I changed it I 
believe that "fault" might actually be the most 
appropriate word. The problem is that "fault" implies 
that there's something wrong with a father having sex 
with his daughter, and if you've read this far then you 
more than likely believe, as I do, that despite whatever 
the law and social customs say, there is in fact nothing 
more natural and right than father daughter incest. 
Because of this I will use the word "idea," although you 
should probably keep that other, pesky, word in mind as 
we continue, because your daughter sure will. She's been 
conditioned from the moment of birth (as we all have) to 
view incest of any sort as wrong, bad, nasty, sinful, 
abhorrent, pick your adjective, and if (when) she finds 
herself involved with you sexually, she will feel guilty 
about it, and more than likely responsible. 

I know, it's silly and unnatural, but unfortunately it's 
normal. What you need to do is help her work through 
those feelings of guilt, get rid of them, while at the 
same time retaining her sense of responsibility. This 
doesn't mean that you don't take any responsibility 
yourself; your goal here is to foster a sense of shared 
responsibility, not shame or blame. You and your little 
Cupcake are in this together.

To accomplish the above, you need to communicate with 
your daughter. And I don't mean ask her if she liked 
getting fucked by her daddy. Talk to her about her 
feelings, her fears and her doubts, her opinion about 
the changes in your relationship, her thoughts about the 
directions it might go in the future. Listen to what she 
says, and take it seriously. 

I know I'm starting to sound like Oprah here, but the 
truth is your daughter is (or should be) a young woman, 
and this is the kind of thing women respond to. And if 
your daughter believes that you truly love her, and that 
her concerns are important to you, she'll be more likely 
to let you lead her down the path you want her to take.

And, once again, if you've done your preliminary work, 
if you've groomed her well, and you've been a good 
father to her all along, none of this will be any more 
difficult with your daughter than it would be with any 
other woman.

In other words, who knows if it'll work or not?

I was fortunate enough to have a daughter who proved 
very susceptible to my loving and caring influence. Not 
'extremely,' just very.

After that first sexual encounter with her on the floor 
of my office (a mistake, I realized in hindsight; floors 
are not a romantic location for your first tryst with 
any female), I let the situation cool off for a few 
days. Bridget and I both had to have time to collect our 
thoughts and assess the experience.

For my part, I felt like the luckiest man alive, and 
that all was right with the world. Bridget, though, 
seemed to withdraw a bit, not just from me but from the 
family as well. She spent less time with us and more 
time in her room, and taking long showers (longer than 
usual). She didn't see any boys (thank God in Heaven), 
didn't see any of her friends, and even passed up 
opportunities to fight with her sister and brother. This 
deflated my joy somewhat, but I forced myself to leave 
her alone. She was a good girl, and she would come 
around.

Four days went by and I decided it was time for us to 
reconnect. It was a Saturday, and my other two kids were 
out doing things with their friends, and as luck would 
have it Kate was working an extra shift at the hospital. 
Once again, it was just me and Bridget alone. This time 
I went up to her room.

I found her laying on her bed, a teen magazine up in 
front of her face and headphones over her ears. She 
didn't hear me knock, and she didn't see me standing in 
the doorway. I went into her room and got just close 
enough that she noticed me and looked up. I gave her a 
little wave and she took her headphones off. I could 
hear the noisy music from four feet away and wondered 
why she wasn't bleeding from her ears.

"Hi, Dad," she said, her voice somewhat subdued. She 
looked into my eyes, but only for a second before she 
looked down.

"Hi, sweetheart," I said. I glanced down at her body; 
she was wearing black jeans and a bright blue top that 
hugged her breasts, and I could see a black bra strap on 
one of her shoulders. "I was hoping I could talk to you 
for a minute."

"Sure."

She still didn't look at me, even as I approached her 
bed, then sat down on the edge. I touched her knee and 
finally she brought her eyes up to meet mine.

"Are you doing alright?" I asked.

"Sure, Dad. I'm fine," Bridget said. She stared into my 
eyes for a moment, then looked down. "Well. Maybe not 
totally fine." She took a breath and let it out. "I 
guess I'm kinda confused. About... you know."

"I know," I said. "Do you want to talk about it?"

Bridget set her magazine aside, took off her headphones 
and crossed her arms in front of her breasts. She looked 
down at where I had my hand on her knee.

"Well," she said, "I feel two different ways about it. I 
mean, it's wrong and I shouldn't be doing it. But at the 
same time... well... the hugging and kissing and 
touching? I liked doing those things, it made me feel 
close to you, and I wanna feel close to you, Dad. But 
the sex... you didn't hurt me or anything, but still... 
I feel like I messed everything up."

"You didn't mess anything up, sweetheart," I said. I 
scooted a little further up the bed and touched one of 
her arms. "I want you to know this, Bridget. You didn't 
do anything wrong. But I feel that, in a way, neither 
did I. I mean, okay, society says that you and I 
shouldn't be doing what we've been doing, but my honest 
feeling about it is that it's right. It feels right." I 
moved my hand up to her shoulder, then touched her hair. 
"You're the sweetest and most beautiful girl I've ever 
known. And I guess when I see you, and I get to hold you 
in my arms, I kind of lose my head." That's right, 
shoulder some of the responsibility. Believe me, she'll 
love you for it. "And as far as hurting you... well, I 
could never willingly hurt you, Bridget. You're too 
precious to me."

I leaned in to kiss her, and not only did she let me 
kiss her, but she kissed me back. And when I touched my 
tongue to her lips, she opened her mouth and let me put 
it inside. As I french kissed her I let my hand fall 
from her hair down to her left breast. She moved her arm 
out of the way and let me take it and hold it.

I went slowly but surely, and in about five minutes I 
had most of Bridget's clothes off and was laying on top 
of her on the bed. I was sucking her nipples and playing 
with her cunt, and even though she was responding with 
excited little moans she still seemed somewhat 
reluctant, unsure of what we were doing. I kept on with 
what I was doing until she had come, then moved down her 
body until my face was between her widespread legs.

I buried my mouth in her golden pubic hair, kissed and 
licked her cunt, burrowed my tongue between her lips, 
gently sucked on her clit. I pulled out all the stops, 
making passionate and generous love to my daughter with 
my mouth, until finally she arched her back, pushed her 
cunt up against my feverish tongue, and came with a 
shuddering gasping cry of release.

Afterward I moved back up and covered Bridget's body 
with mine, holding her and kissing her cheek and letting 
her think, for a few moments at least, about what had 
just occurred. But I didn't let her think too long. I 
needed to keep going, and not just because it suited my 
plans of seduction; I wanted to fuck her more than I've 
ever wanted to fuck any woman in my entire life.

Without saying anything I reached down and worked my 
cock out of my pants. To my surprise (and delight) 
Bridget took it upon herself to grasp it and guide it up 
to the lips of her cunt. I entered her, probably a 
little too abruptly, but I couldn't help myself, and 
began to make love to her with an intensity I'd rarely 
known before. 

Bridget wrapped her arms around my neck, then wrapped 
her legs around my waist, and held on as I fucked her. 
She didn't utter those words that every father wants to 
hear, she actually didn't say anything at all, but the 
gasps and sweet moans of pleasure that spilled into my 
ears, the simmering heat of her cunt around my cock, let 
me know that she was enjoying herself.

Bridget came for the third time that morning, her 
fabulous body trembling beneath me, and in the next 
moment I came too, groaning in shameless ecstasy. In the 
aftermath, Bridget wept softly and I held her, murmured 
reassurances and loving things to her. I told her more 
than once that everything was going to be alright, and 
in my heart I knew it was true. Because we'd crossed 
that first real hurdle, and the grand frontier of father 
daughter incest now lay before us, a brilliant country 
that we could explore without guilt, and to our hearts' 
content.


*** Rule Number Seven: Be Gentle But Firm

Despite the poetry of the last paragraph, moving forward 
with an already established incestuous relationship is 
not all bliss. There are still rough patches ahead, a 
rocky and uneven road, and, like any other kind of 
relationship, it will require constant attention and 
maintenance to sustain. Your little Snookums might hang 
on to some of her reservations, change her mind, or even 
rebel and tell you to leave her the hell alone or she's 
telling Mom. You need to be ready for these things, and 
respond to them in ways that will strengthen your bond 
with her, not destroy it.

In my opinion, this is one of the areas in which 
incestuous fathers make their biggest mistakes. Because 
they don't understand that their romance with their 
daughters is exactly that, a romance; it's not a power 
struggle, and it's not about making her behave or bend 
to your will. Ripping her clothes off and slapping her 
around and brutalizing her might be one of your fondest 
fantasies, but it's not going to keep her mouth shut. 
And threatening her with the breakup of your family, the 
loss of your love, jail, etc., is just going to make 
things worse.

On the other hand, there comes a time when the gifts and 
the money and the preferential treatment won't be 
enough. You have to find a middle ground on which to 
operate. This is where the best fathering technique, 
Gentleness mixed with Firmness, comes in very handy.

Your daughter needs to be reminded that she's in this 
thing with you, that on some level she desires it as 
much (or almost as much) as you do. In fact, you can say 
this to her, and put it in language that emphasizes her 
part of the responsibility. If she has come to you, or 
in any other way initiated the sexual contact, or if she 
has had orgasms as a result of whatever you've been 
doing with/to her, point these things out as evidence of 
her commitment. 

Point out the fact that she continues to dress and/or 
act in sexy and seductive ways (even if she doesn't). 
Remind her of your emotional bond, especially in regard 
to your mutually negative feelings toward her mother. 
But don't do any of this in an accusatory way; remember 
that it's not all her fault (responsibility). Talk to 
her as any father would, with love, with respect, and 
with a sense of firm guidance.

I confronted this particular problem about three months 
into my incestuous relationship with Bridget. By this 
time we had made love exactly twenty-seven times (yes, I 
kept count), mostly intercourse, but also several 
incidents of oral sex (I introduced my daughter to oral 
sex after the first month or so, although I should admit 
that it wasn't so much an introduction as a refresher 
course; apparently, she'd already developed a remarkable 
amount of skill in this area. 

I wanted to ask her where she learned to suck cock like 
that (believe me, she was a genius with her mouth and 
tongue) but I didn't trust myself; I knew that if she 
actually told me, I'd not only put the culprit in the 
hospital, but more than likely give her a good swift 
kick in the cunt as well. Instead, I just let the whole 
question slide by without comment).

Bridget had been admirably cooperative in the beginning, 
but as our relationship deepened she began to drift away 
from me even as we became physically closer. I didn't 
think she was becoming particularly unhappy so much as 
just less interested, as if she had already learned 
whatever she needed to learn from the experience and was 
wanting to move on. I suppose women can be like that. 
Men, of course, don't give a fig about learning anything 
new, as long as they can continue to have great sex. Or 
just sex.

Anyway, I naturally grew concerned about my daughter, 
and about the possibility that she might let our secret 
slip simply to bring an end to it. I knew I had to do 
something, but unfortunately, I didn't know what I could 
possibly do beyond what I was already doing, with the 
talking and the affection and the presents and the 
looking the other way when her entire bedroom smelled of 
pot.

I also looked the other way when Bridget showed me the 
lesbian porn magazines Carrie hid in her underwear 
drawer, but that doesn't really have anything to do with 
this subject; I just mentioned it to give the reader 
something fun to think about.

I, like most fathers, didn't take any direct action to 
shore up my position until it was nearly too late. As I 
said, it was three months into the incest, and Bridget 
had withdrawn from me emotionally, and sometimes 
physically as well, and then for a period of about five 
or six days she simply refused to let me do anything 
with her at all. She wouldn't even let me feel her tits. 
The situation was intolerable.

I needed to get her alone, away from the house and the 
family, and straighten her out. So I arranged to take 
her with me on a short business trip out of town. I know 
I said earlier that this was a no-no, but that's only 
true in the beginning stages; at the kind of point 
Bridget and I were at, it's not only okay, but 
recommended. Just keep reading, you'll see why.

They were holding a three day journalists' conference in 
Chicago, and Bridget was actually excited to go, mostly, 
I think, because she'd never been to Chicago before. Of 
course, Carrie wanted to go too, but I told her she 
could come with me on my next trip; maybe there was a 
teen lesbian convention somewhere.

Anyway: we got to Chicago the evening before the 
conference started, had dinner at a nice restaurant, 
then went to the hotel the paper had booked for me. I'd 
told them that I was traveling alone, so while I had to 
pay for Bridget's ticket myself, the room they'd given 
me was a single, with just one bed. Yes, I'm a genius.

Bridget had been in high spirits, awestruck by the big 
city, but as soon as she got to our room and realized 
that we would be sharing it, along with the one bed, her 
attitude changed and she became grumpy and locked 
herself in the bathroom. It took me nearly an hour to 
get her to unlock the door, and another five minutes to 
convince her to come out to the room where we could 
talk.

We sat in two chairs, facing each other, and I took the 
direct approach, asking her why she was so upset with 
me. I told her she could be honest, say whatever she 
wanted to say. And Bridget, that little fire engine, 
took it to heart.

"What do you 'think' is wrong?" she asked me. "You're 
having sex with me all the time. It's wrong, Dad. I'm 
your daughter, for fuck's sake. Don't you care about how 
I feel at all? Is that all I'm good for, an easy fuck 
when the house is empty or a quick blowjob in the car on 
the way home from school? Is that all I am to you, just 
some stupid slut you can stick your dick into whenever 
you want?"

She said several other things in that vein, her words 
and tone of voice designed to wound me, and while they 
did to a certain degree, I made sure I didn't let that 
show. I took the attitude that I was just letting her 
blow off some steam, get things off her chest, and as 
soon as she was done we could begin to work things out.

And that was pretty much what happened. Once Bridget was 
done ranting and raving, she started to cry, and I 
embraced her and shushed her and stroked her hair and 
told her, as always, everything was going to be okay. 
She was stiff in my arms at first, but after a few 
minutes she relaxed, then pressed her face against my 
chest and said, "I'm sorry, Daddy. I just don't know 
what to do anymore."

Now, here is one of the many points at which a father 
will stumble, make a bad mistake and ruin everything. 
Some fathers will wimp out and say, "That's okay, 
sweetheart, we don't have to do anything more if you 
don't want to," while others will take the overly 
aggressive approach and rip her clothes off and slap her 
and throw her on the bed and teach the little brat a 
lesson.

Neither of these approaches is a good idea, because they 
rob your little girl of responsibility, initiative, and 
a sense of having control over her life. The first 
option might seem like you're handing over all control, 
but in fact you're not, because there's a part of her 
that wants you to be the one to make the decision. Of 
course, she might be wanting you to decide to leave her 
alone, but that's beside the point. 

The main thing is that, even if she thinks you're being 
a rotten daddy, at least you ARE being the daddy, and 
that's what your little girl needs more than anything 
else. On the other hand, roughing her up is a bad idea 
too, because, as tempting as it is, unless you've 
already been role-playing rape fantasies with your 
little Boo-Boo, she's more than likely just going to 
call the police.

With Bridget, I knew I had to walk a tightrope. I 
couldn't indulge my more nefarious and violent impulses, 
and yet I couldn't just let her abandon what we had, 
especially since I knew that it was at least a 
resemblance of what she wanted with me. I said as much 
to her, and told her that we were so close to realizing 
the full and wonderful potential of our relationship, it 
would be a crime to give up now. 

I told her that I needed her, and that she needed me 
too. She shook her head at that and I said, "I'm right, 
Bridget, you know I'm right, and you know you don't want 
to give up." I said some other things, personal and 
intimate things, and they don't really need to be 
recounted here.

Bridget still tried to resist, but her arguments were 
growing weaker and weaker, her resolve was crumbling, 
and finally, after about an hour of intense talking, I 
saw my chance. A little bit of physical propaganda was 
in order.

We happened to be sitting together on the bed, and I 
already had my arms around her, and so it was just a 
matter of guiding her down onto her back and making love 
to her. I unbuttoned her blouse and got her bra open, 
and she let me fondle her and suck on her nipples, and 
she even let me slide my hand up under her skirt and 
into her panties to play with her, but when I started to 
pull her panties down she grabbed my wrist and said no. 
I didn't let this stop me. After all, I had the truth on 
my side.

Bridget is a strong girl, and she can be very stubborn, 
but she really didn't put up that much of a fight. I 
managed to get her panties off without too much trouble, 
and after a short struggle I got my cock into her and 
started fucking her. She whimpered and said, "Daddy, 
please don't," but of course by then it was too late. 
Besides, we both knew she didn't really want me to stop. 
The evidence was in the way her resistance slackened the 
more I fucked her, and the two orgasms she had before I 
had my own.

Now, some of you might be thinking that I disregarded my 
own advice and raped Bridget, but you'll notice if you 
reread the above few paragraphs (and I'm sure some of 
you will, with dicks in hand) that there was no 
violence, no threats, no tearing of clothes. I did force 
myself on her, but I did it gently and firmly, and the 
whole time I was having my way with her I was talking to 
her, telling her all the things I'd told her before, 
using words and logic and reason along with my superior 
strength to persuade her that her fears and her doubts 
were misguided, and that this melding of our bodies and 
hearts was the true substance of who we were.

I won't say that this method was a complete cure. There 
were still some wrinkles in our road to be worked on, 
but for the most part Bridget did straighten up and 
behave herself after that. She was sixteen then, and for 
the past year we have enjoyed a very satisfying romantic 
and sexual relationship. Because we both know and 
believe that this is the way we were meant to love each 
other.

*** Rule Number Eight: Don't Get Caught

This rule is obvious and self-explanatory, but I'm going 
to review it anyway, for the same reason that rat poison 
manufacturers put warning labels on their products that 
say things like, "Not for human consumption." Because, 
unfortunately, it's necessary.

It's shocking to me, the number of fathers who get 
caught, either because their daughters tell on them or 
because they make some lamebrained mistake that any 
person with an IQ over 12 can avoid. In my opinion, 
these guys deserve to get caught; if they're not smart 
enough or careful enough to keep their special 
relationship with their daughters a secret, then they 
shouldn't be messing around with their little Cookies in 
the first place. Morons, all of them.

Avoiding detection is simple, especially if you've 
observed the prior seven rules with circumspection and 
diligence. If you've groomed her well, started out small 
and proceeded slowly, fostered a rift between her and 
her mother, developed a strong romantic bond between her 
and yourself, helped her to understand and accept her 
part of the responsibility, and gently but firmly 
corrected her when she drifted off course, then the rest 
should be smooth sailing. Your well conditioned daughter 
won't tell anyone, not her mother, not her best friend, 
not her shitbag boyfriend, or her sexually confused 
sister. She'll keep it to herself, partly because you 
want her to, and partly because she herself does too.

The other types of mistakes that get a father arrested 
and tried and convicted and registered as a sex offender 
are even easier to avoid, because they deal with common 
sense: don't molest her when Mom (or anyone else) is in 
the very next room; don't molest her in public places 
like the beach or the mall, whether or not they are 
places where you'll be recognized as father and 
daughter.

Don't leave any evidence, like stolen underwear or 
photos or videos or how-to guides, laying around where 
anyone can find them; lock all that stuff up as tight as 
possible, or else destroy it; don't brag to your buddies 
or online friends (who could very well turn out to be 
police officers looking for guys like you), and for 
God's sake, don't try to get her to include one of her 
friends; this is between you and your daughter ONLY. 
Once the word gets out, you're sunk. You might as well 
begin preparing for a long prison sentence and daily 
butt-rapings.

For the past two years I've managed to steer clear of 
all of these things. Granted, there were a few close 
calls; there was the time I joined Bridget in the shower 
and heard the wife's car coming into the driveway just 
as I was unloading about a liter of come into my 
daughter's mouth; the time Kate found a pair of 
Bridget's panties under my side of the bed.

Of course the Chicago hotel bill, showed that I took a 
room with a single bed (I told Kate I'd slept on the 
floor and the stupid cunt believed me). But for the most 
part I was very careful, and as a result very successful 
in keeping my relationship with Bridget expertly 
disguised as a normal and loving father daughter 
relationship.

And you can too. The love you feel and so desperately 
want to express to your little Sweetykins can become a 
reality. All you have to do is follow these rules with 
care, use your head, and don't panic in situations that 
are less than perfect. Love your daughter with all your 
heart. And don't get caught.

***

It's eight-thirty in the morning and I've got to go to 
the store to get some batteries, but I want to add this 
little note before I leave. I've just arranged with 
Bridget to go to a hotel with me tonight, using the ruse 
that we're going to a movie for a father daughter 
evening. She's not happy with me, because she was 
planning to go out with one of her lowlife boyfriends, 
but I insisted. 

I also wouldn't let her have the car keys. She told me 
she hated me, and yet she agreed to go with me tonight, 
which just serves to reinforce everything I've written 
so far; with the proper guidance, your daughter will go 
along with you, involve herself fully in the romance, 
even when she's not in the mood.

I am a blessed and brilliant man.

And if I don't drop dead between now and then, I'm going 
to enjoy a very special evening with my little girl; I'm 
planning to introduce her to the joys of anal sex.

Which reminds me, I should get some Vaseline while I'm 
out.

END

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The author does not condone child abuse, this story
is meant as an erotic fantasy not depicting anything
in real life. Anyone acting out such scenarios in
"real life" can look forward to many unproductive
years getting it up the butt by a fellow convict in
their local prison system.
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