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Authors name: Wonder Mike (m6968@aol.com)
Story title : Drew carrey Show, The
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THE DREW CARREY SHOW (MF, F-dog, TV-parody)
By Wonder Mike (m6968@aol.com)
***
Five seconds to the annual live Drew Carrey show, Drew
was ready, the cast was ready, they where worried about
Speedy though, they hadn't used the dog in any of the
live shows before, because, well, you just can't predict
what a dog will do on live television.
It was going to be a great show, Crispen, the great had
hypnotized the crew earlier and had given them all post
hypnotic suggestions, nobody knew what he had programed
anyone to do, it would make for great live t v.
The cameras where rolling, the audience was cued, they
opened with the shot of Drew's bedroom, he was laying in
bed with Christa Miller, his on show girlfriend. Speedy
his dog was at the foot of the bed.
Drew ran his fingers through her hair, Christa rolled
over and smiled, Drew told her how much he loved her,
even more than beer, Christa told him how much she loved
him, even if he wouldn't get her a job at the store, and
his career was going nowhere, and he was a drunk.
Drew just smiled and told her she could stop anytime,
Speedy barked, Drew told her that later she could show
him just how much she loved him, Christa told him she
would show him now and waited for the commercial break.
Crispen snapped his fingers, Christa set up; she reached
into his pajama pants and started to stroke his cock
under the covers.
Drew pulled the pillows over his lap, he didn't know if
the audience could see what was going on, it was the most
exciting thing he had ever done, and he had been with
hundreds of strippers, but Christa was special.
Christa began pumping her hand up and down faster, she
was knocking the covers up and down, the audience was
quiet, Drew knew they could tell what was going on.
Drew didn't know if he should pretend like it was part of
the show or try to get out of it, he whispered to Christa
to stop, she pulled the covers back exposing his eight
inch woody. The audience couldn't believe what they where
seeing.
The director was signaling for them to beak it up,
Crispen tapped him on the shoulder, he told the cameras
to keep rolling.
Drew tried to jump up, Christa pushed him back onto the
bed, he tried to cover herself, but Kate had him by the
balls, Crispen clapped his hands.
Drew grabbed a handful of Christa's hair, he yelled for
her to suck it. Half the audience gasped, the other half
cheered, Christa leaned over and popped his cock into her
mouth.
Christa began to slowly work her lips down on his cock,
Drew began to stroke her hair, Christa took his entire
cock down her throat, Drew threw his hands in the air and
signaled touchdown.
Drew began to pump his cock in and out of her mouth, the
audience grew quiet, they then began to throw money onto
the set, Drew encouraged them.
Christa was slamming her head up and down on his cock
now, she took it all with every stroke, Drew had his
hands wrapped in her hair, Christa screamed for him to
give it to her.
Drew jammed his cock all the way down her throat and held
it there until she began to gag, he then pulled back and
let her catch her breath for a second, he then jammed it
back down he throat.
Drew started pumping his cock in and out of her mouth
again; Christa held her mouth open and used her tongue to
lick his cock and balls as he fucked her face.
Drew started to shake, Christa knew he was going to cum,
she stuck out her tongue and told him to cum in her
mouth, Drew pulled his cock out of her mouth and took
aim.
He began shooting his seed all over her face, Christa
opened her mouth wide, Drew shot in her hair and across
her chin; she scooped it into her hand, and then lapped
it up.
Christa slipped out of her pajama bottoms and spun
around, she dropped to her hand and knees and told him it
was her turn, Drew leaned over and took a lick.
Drew stuffed two fingers into her cunt, she leaned back
until they where all the way in, Drew began licking at
her cunt.
Christa began to squeal as she rocked back and forth on
his fingers, Drew stuffed another finger into her pussy,
Christa screamed now.
Crispen snapped his fingers again, Christa screamed at
Drew to eat her, she began wiggling her ass from side to
side.
Drew pulled his fingers out of her cunt, Christa replaced
them with four of her own, she began slamming them in as
hard and fast as she could.
She jammed her fingers all the way into her pussy, and
then began to twist them from side to side; she then
pulled her fingers out and shoved them in her mouth.
She licked her juices off her fingers, and then shoved
them back into her pussy, she saw the camera, she wiggled
her ass at it and started pumping her fingers into her
pussy again.
Christa felt the tongue in her cunt again, Drew was
really going at it now, he buried his tongue deep inside
of her.
Crispen snapped his fingers again, Christa screamed, his
fingers made her cum, her eyes rolled back into her head
the tongue felt like it was all the way inside of her,
she never knew how talented Drew was.
Christa opened her eyes, Drew was poking her in the face
again with his cock, she opened her mouth and took it
deep, it still had some cum on it, Christa cleaned it
with her tongue.
Christa was rocking back on the tongue inside of her, she
told Drew how talented his tongue was, then she realized
she was sucking his cock.
She looked over her shoulders and heard the bark, Speedy
was wagging his tail with his tongue stuffed into her
cunt, Christa was disgusted but she was cumming, she
stuffed Drew's cock all the way down her throat again.
Crispen snapped his fingers again, each time he did it,
Christa had a harder orgasm, and she wanted more, she
shoved her ass back trying to force Speedy's tongue
further down her cunt.
Drew told her if she rolled over Speedy could use his
whole tongue on her, she was a cumming robot, she rolled
over and spread her legs as far apart as she could.
Speedy shoved his nose into her cunt, Christa screamed as
loud as she could, Speedy was eating her from the inside
out and she couldn't stop cumming, Crispen snapped his
fingers again.
Christa began rolling from side to side, she grabbed
Speedy by the ears, she forced his nose deeper into her
cunt, Drew reached over and shoved three fingers into her
ass. Christa froze.
Drew began working his fingers in and out of her ass,
Speedy shoved his nose deeper into her cunt, half his
face was stuffed inside of her, Drew rammed a fourth
finger into her ass.
Christa wrapped her legs around Speedy's head, she
grabbed him by the ears and shook his head from side to
side, Drew pumped his fingers in and out of her ass.
Crispen snapped his fingers again, the cum came shooting
out of Christa's cunt, she began to shake, Drew began
twisting and turning his fingers in her ass.
Christa screamed "I can't take any more" Drew rammed his
fingers deeper into her ass, Christa fell back,
completely still, Drew continued to ram his fingers into
her ass.
Ryan Stiles walked onto the set, he couldn't believe what
was going on, he had been rehearsing his lines and hadn't
been aware. He Screamed "What are you doing?" He then
asked "How could you start without me?"
Ryan turned and realized they where on camera, he smiled
and stepped back off the set, he couldn't perform in
front of a crowd.
Drew pulled his fingers from Christa's ass, he then
pulled Speedy's nose out of her cunt, Christa tried to
hold onto his ears to stop him.
It was a tug of war, Drew managed to get the dog away
from her, Christa screamed and pouted, Crispen snapped
his fingers again, Christa shook from another orgasm.
Christa begged Drew to let Speedy eat her some more, Drew
told her she had to treat Speedy first, he needed love
too. He told her she had to suck it.
Christa frowned at the thought of it, it felt good to
have her pussy licked, it was another t suck a doggy
dick, Crispen snapped his fingers again, Christa
screamed.
She spun around until Speedy was straddling her face, she
leaned up and stuck to cock in her mouth, she went slow
at first, but then she realized it didn't taste that bad.
Christa stuffed the entire cock into her mouth, she began
to bob her head up and down, she was in to it now, the
audience began to clap with her strokes as her head went
up and down faster on Speedy's cock.
Christa began to lick his balls as she sucked his cock,
Drew reached down and slipped four fingers into her
dripping cunt, Christa began to shake again.
Speedy began to fuck her face, he pumped his cock in and
out of her mouth, the cum started to drip out of her
mouth as Speedy shot his load, Christa kept sucking.
Speedy emptied his load into her mouth, Christa spit it
all out.
Christa screamed "I need to be fucked" She rolled from
underneath speedy onto her hand ands knees, she wiggled
he ass at him, Speedy quickly jumped onto her back.
Speedy was pumping like a jackhammer, but he wasn't
connecting he was humping air, Christa reached between
her legs and grabbed his cock, she stuffed it into her
cunt.
Crispen snapped his fingers again as the cock entered
her, Christa gave out a blood curdling scream, Speedy was
connected and he was hammering his cock deep into her.
Christa screamed again, Speedy was on her back with all
four paws wrapped around her, he was suspended in the
air, being held by her cunt.
Christa reached between her legs again and shoved the
cock deeper inside of her, she screamed again as she felt
the T shaped knot enter her pussy.
Speedy was locked onto her now, he took hard short
strokes pumping his cock into her, Christa laid flat on
the ground so she could take the cock deeper.
Drew stood behind Speedy, he began pushing on his ass, he
encouraged him to fuck her harder, Speedy shot another
load, this one deep into her pussy.
Speedy climbed off her back, Christa reached up and
patted him on the head, Drew scratched his back and told
him what a good boy he was, Crispen snapped his fingers
again.
Christa began to shake again, she needed to be fucked
again, she pushed Drew onto his back, she grabbed his
cock and jumped on top of it.
She bounced up and down on his cock, Drew reached up and
grabbed her by the breast, her breast where the perfect
size, the fit right in his hands, he lifted her up and
down by the boobs.
Christa slammed her cunt up and down on his cock, Crispen
snapped his fingers again, Christa jumped up and down
harder on Drew's cock.
Drew began to scream, Christa laughed at him, she began
to wiggle her ass from side to side on top of him, then
she began to jump up and down again.
Drew began to pump his cock up into her, it made her tits
bounce up and down, the audience began to clap again, the
faster they clapped, the faster she rode him.
Christa was wearing him out, on his own show too, the
audience began to laugh at him, he called Speedy over.
Drew pulled Christa down on him, Speedy climbed on her
back, he shoved his cock into her ass, he didn't need any
guidance this time, he hit the hole on the first try.
Crispen the great snapped his fingers again, Christa had
another earth shaking orgasm, drew rammed his cock up
into her, he lifted her and Speedy into the air.
Speedy shoved his entire cock deep into her ass, Christa
couldn't stop screaming again, she began to bounce up and
down on the two cocks again.
Drew reached around and grabbed Speedy by the ass, he
shoved Speedy's cock went deeper into Christa's ass, the
knot soon disappeared.
Christa screamed and began to tremble again as the knot
entered her ass, she was locked onto Speedy again, Drew
grabbed her by the waist and began to lift her up and
down.
Speedy had his paws wrapped around Christa, he was going
along for the ride, he began to pump his seed into her
ass.
Drew saw the cum dripping out of Christa's ass and
running down her leg, he shot his load into her cunt, it
started to run down her leg mixing with Speedy's.
Drew said "I hoped you don't get pregnant" "Of course it
could be some weird mixed breed." The director yelled
cut. Drew and Christa stood up and took a bow.
THE END
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