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Como Yo Jodido A Celebridad 
by Geminiguy (geminiguy7.hotmail.co.uk@gmail.com)

***

How I Fucked A Celebrity (who happened to be Salma 
Hayek). (MF, 1st, oral, intr, celeb-parody)

***

Author's Note: First of all, apologies to all of my 
Hispanic readers. I don't speak Spanish nor do I know 
sentence structure which I know is somewhat different 
than English sentence structure. Tongue I had to use a 
Spanish/English dictionary to get the right words for 
the story title. I think my Spanish readers will figure 
it out. My English readers, well you might not even 
care.

Second, have you ever watched a Foreign film with 
English subtitles? Well you need to picture this story 
like that. Pretend you're "hearing" it in Spanish but 
reading the English subtitles. Humor me.

***
	
Hola! My name is Hymie. In English you'd probably call 
me Jim or Jimi. I live in Coatzacoalcos, Mexico.

I'm twenty-one. I didn't go to College, I'm "street 
smart" but I didn't have the smarts it took to do good 
in High School and get into College.

But who cares? Hardly anyone I know has gone to College 
but we have what we need and are content, sí?

I work and give most of my money to my family. I don't 
have much of my own - my parents don't even have a 
television or anything really fancy - but I make enough 
money to have been able to buy my own cell phone and pay 
the bill.

I don't text much, my writing is not very good. But I do 
call my friends but mostly I'm already hanging out with 
them.

I mostly use my phone for what you call the world wide 
web. I like to - how you say - "surf" for what you 
Americans call "porn".

I did not know about porn until I bought my first phone 
at nineteen. Now I "jerk off" to it all the time. My 
mother sees my jizz-stained sheets but says nothing 
about them.

To be honest, I am still a virgin, not that I'm ashamed 
of such a thing.

Despite all their "big talk", most of my friends are 
still virgins too but won't admit it out loud.

I mean, I have done stuff. Back in High School I put my 
hand up a girl's blouse and inside of her bra. I had a 
girl play with my cock once. I came within ten seconds. 
I got my jizz all over her hand and blouse. THAT I was 
embarrassed about. But she forgave me because she knew I 
didn't know that would happen.

She never did it again though.

I had seen girls naked before. I share a room with two 
of my sisters and saw them naked all the time and still 
do. I'm embarrassed to admit I got hard for them. They 
always had very nice bodies with full breasts and butt 
and hairy pussies.

Since I started jerking off I try to wait until they go 
to sleep since there isn't much privacy, but I know both 
of them have seen me do it.

Not that they've seen my cock hard. They've only seen me 
jerk off under my sheet and seen me "ejaculate" my jizz 
into my sheet.

When the dark spot would appear and spread, my youngest 
sister used to say "Ewwwwww!" softly, but my other 
sister would just watch quietly. Not that I could every 
look either of them in the eye as I jerked off.

Or for some time after for that matter.

So that's basically my story: Horny, inexperienced 
twenty-one year old virgin.

I was at my friend Santos' house the other day. I've 
known him since grade school.

At least I thought I knew him. Seems there are things 
he's never told me.

Like he has a famous aunt.

Until she walked in the door and hugged Santos's madre 
and then him, I never knew Salma Hayek was my friend's 
aunt!

"Tita, this is my best friend, Hymie," Santos 
introduced.

Unlike Santos, I am very tall. In American measurements, 
I am almost six foot five inches tall. Santos is a 
little taller than his famous aunt Salma, who I knew 
from Googling her long ago was five foot two inches 
tall.

That alone would have made my cock hard. I love short 
women. But Salma has a big butt and bigger breasts too!

In American measurements Salma is 36D-25-37. THAT made 
my cock - how you say - throb!

Salma has such a small-waisted body for such big breasts 
and big butt... [And it was hard to believe she less 
than three years away from fifty! I swear she looked no 
older than thirty!] I tried not to stare.

"It's not to meet you, Hymie," Salma said.

"Thank you, Miss Hayek," I said, doing my best to 
contain my nervousness. "I'm kind of a fan."

Salma smiled. "Oh, really? What movies of mine have you 
seen? And call me Salma."

I blushed. "Well... I haven't actually seen any of your 
movies, Miss Hayek - I mean Salma. Just pictures of you 
I found with Google," I said, pointing to my phone.

"Oh. Hopefully nothing risqué," Salma laughed.

"Huh?!?" I wasn't sure what she went meant at first. "Is 
low-cut dresses risqué?"

"Here they are," Santos' Madre piped in.

"Not where I come from," Salma laughed again, a sexy, 
throaty laugh that made my testicles ache. "You boys 
should come visit me at the cottage I rented.

I have a large pool in the back that I can't use all by 
myself. And I know how hot it gets down here."

"Sure, tita!" Santos said excitedly. "Hymie and me would 
love to come!"

"Thanks, Salma!" I chimed in.

"No need to thank me," She smiled. "I'll be here for a 
month, come by anytime." Salma gave Santos the address, 
hugged him and his madre again then left.

"Tio, why didn't you ever TELL me Salma Hayek is you 
tita?!?"

Santos shrugged. "I hardly think about her," He said. 
"She's been living in America my whole life and I hardly 
got to see her."

We changed the subject after that, BUT We got his tita 
Salma A LOT.

Santos and I hit the pool every day [we worked nights, 
the pay was better though it was only part time, most 
jobs are down here]. Salma only wore one piece bathing 
suits but I could tell she had an amazing body 
underneath them.

My favorite was a jet black suit that matched Salma's 
hair. When it was wet it clung to her large, firm butt. 
I loved the way her massive breasts jiggled under the 
suit.

I had to stay in the water a lot to hide my hard on, but 
it was so hot neither my friend nor Salma thought it was 
strange.

We never went in the cottage. At least she never invited 
us in. Then again, people would talk if she was alone 
with two strong, handsome young guy. Even if one WAS her 
nephew.

One day Santos couldn't go to Salma's. I didn't want to 
go by myself. I felt funny about my friend knowing I was 
alone with his tita.

But I wanted to see her again.

I went down to her cottage, which was surrounded by a 
high, solid fence which was also surrounded by heavy 
shrubbery and all kinds of plant life.

I snuck into the dense foliage around to the back. I 
found a large, thick tree. I climbed it and could see 
into the back yard though the thick foliage hid me from 
view. I could even get down into the yard safely from 
here if I had wanted.

Soon Salma came out in a robe. She unsashed it and 
slipped it off. She was naked under it!

Santos had called her and told her we weren't coming.

Otherwise I know she wouldn't have done that in front of 
us.

I was about to take out my cock and jerk off when I had 
a better idea. I could take out my camera, take pictures 
of Salma and jerk off to them anytime!

I was glad I had bought the best phone with a zoom 
feature. I got some AMAZING pictures.

Then things got better. Salma started rubbing tanning 
oil on her delicious body. I swear I heard her moan from 
here!

As she covered her breasts with the oil her nipples 
thickened and stuck way out. As she oiled up her belly 
her moans grew louder.

She oiled up her firm thighs, spread her legs and began 
to rub her hairy pussy!!! I was glad I was still taking 
pictures.

Soon Salma slid two fingers into herself and fucked her 
pussy rapidly. Her body convulsed and when she came her 
hips shot up and she cried out.

Then she lay still for a long time after that.

I put my phone away and took the opportunity to release 
my aching cock and jerk off.

I was so hard and throbbing I didn't last five minutes.

I started spewing jizz everywhere. What a mess!

Sated for a while, I stuffed my cock back in my jeans 
and waited. I was afraid even if I was careful Salma 
might hear me climbing down.

She finally got up, robe in hand, and went back inside.

I jumped down from the tree and rushed home. Going into 
my room, I shut the door and stripped, climbing under my 
sheet.

I looked over the pics I'd taken and locked them for 
safekeeping.

As I did all that with one hand, my other hand was 
jerking my cock. I soon was hard again.

I imagined Salma jerking me off like that girl back in 
school had. But this time I lasted longer and Salma - 
unlike the girl - was naked, so I shot my jizz on her 
body, not her clothes.

I was imagining jizzing all over Salma's huge breasts 
when my sister walked in. Not the youngest one.

I was too far gone to stop. I grunted and spewed my jizz 
into my sheet, the stain slowing spreading.

Somehow I got the nerve to look my sister in the eye. 
She was smiling at me but didn't say a word.

Later I got to thinking about the pictures I'd taken of 
Salma. It occurred to me these kind of pictures may be 
what she meant by risqué.

Still thinking about them, I decided to send them to the 
email account I had access to on my phone. Then I logged 
out.

I showered and dressed. I didn't have to work later 
tonight and if things went as well as I hoped - what did 
I know? I'd never done anything like this before - me 
not having to work would be a good thing.

I went to Salma's cottage. Lights were on. I knocked on 
the front door. Salma answered it less than half a 
minute later.

"Hymie! What a surprise!"

"Hola, Salma," I said, doing my best to maintain my 
boldness. "I was hoping to talk to you. Is now a bad 
time?"

She wasn't dressed for a date or anything - just tight 
jeans and a tighter worn dark pink top, her darker bra 
was outlined under it - but what did I know?

"Now is fine. Come in," Salma invited.

I went in and she closed the door. It then hit me I was 
alone with Salma. For real.

She invited me to sit down on the couch. "Would you like 
a beer or something, Hymie?"

"No, gracias," I said. Afraid I'd - how you say - "wimp 
out" if I didn't get it over with, I got to the point.

"Salma, I saw you sunbathing naked today."

"You did?" She seemed surprised but not overly so. Nor 
did she seem upset.

"Sí. From the big tree outside of the fence in back."

"I see," was all Salma said.

"I took pictures."

Now she looked somewhat nervous.

"You did?"

I nodded. "Lots of them."

Salma started to - how you say - fidget. She was 
definitely very nervous now.

"I sent them to my email off of my phone, so they are in 
safe."

"What do you want, Hymie?" She asked rapidly.

"What do I want?"

"Yes!"

"You."

Salma blinked. "What?" She asked, confusion in her now 
soft spoken voice.

"I want you," I repeated. "I want to - how you say - 
fuck you."

"You want to fuck me?" She repeated.

I nodded.

She seemed to relax. "That's all?"

"What else is there?" I inquired, confused now myself.

Salma smiled. "Okay. You can have me."

"Really?"

"Of course," She said standing up. "How often do I get 
fucked by a handsome, strong young man more than half my 
age?"

Salma reached out her hand to me. I rose and took it.

"That's it?" I asked, very confused now. "You're not 
going to ask for proof that I have pictures to - how you 
say - blackmail you with?"

Salma laughed. "No. I believe you," She said as she led 
me upstairs. "You've never done this before, have you?"

"How'd you know I was a virgin?!?" I asked in shock.

Salma's smile grew wider. "I meant You've never 
blackmailed anyone before."

"Oh."

I blushed.

"Don't be embarrassed," Salma said. "I'm glad you 
brought it up. I would never have asked you but I admit 
I've wanted you," She admitted as we entered the small 
bedroom.

"You have?" I smiled.

She nodded. "Sí. As I said, I don't get to have sex with 
someone as young as young often, in fact not at all."

Salma began to undress. "Come on, take off your clothes, 
bashful."

I wasn't sure what "bashful" meant but I sensed it 
wasn't - how you say - a put down.

I quickly undress, embarrassed that my cock was so hard 
seeing Salma naked again.

"Oh, my," She gushed, eyeing my hard cock. "You have 
very nice one..."

"Thanks," I replied, blushing.

"One of the biggest I've ever seen."

I wanted to ask "Really?" but decided against it, 
smiling instead at her flattery.

"Why don't you lay back on the bed?" Salma said, pulling 
down the covers.

I climbed up on the bed and lay back. It was so much 
more comfortable than my bed at home.

"Good," She said crawling on the bed towards me. Soon I 
felt her hot breath on my cock. It began to throb.

Salma grabbed it by the base and lowered her mouth down 
around it. I couldn't believe it! I didn't know what she 
was doing - I'd seen videos of porn on my phone but only 
of guys putting their cocks inside woman's pussies - but 
it was unbelievable either way.

Her lips wrapped around my cock and soon I felt her 
tongue swirl around it as the well.

The heat the inside of Salma's mouth gave off was 
amazing! I thought I'd pass out - something the heat 
down her has done to me when I was younger.

Salma's mouth slid up and down my cock, her head bobbed 
up and down it hypnotically, her lips clamping around it 
tighter.

She kept sucking my cock faster and faster, I didn't 
know anyone could do something like that so fast!

I was surprised I lasted as long as I did, over fifteen 
minutes. When I came my testicles exploded harder than 
ever! I was shocked Salma kept her mouth on my cock, and 
she swallowed my jizz!

Her head kept bobbing up and down on my cock, milking 
every drop of my jizz from me. When she finally slid her 
mouth off I was surprised I was still hard.

"Mmmm, you have some delicious tasting semen!" Salma 
purred.

Eyeing my still hard cock, she asked "Are you ready to 
fuck me?"

I nodded vigorously.

"Then get up and trade places with me!" She said 
playfully.

I got up and Salma laid on her back, spreading her legs. 
Her pussy was SO hairy!

"Mmmm, cariño... You've got my pussy so wet..." Salma 
moaned. "Stick your big fat cock into me now!"

I mounted her like in the porn I saw on my phone. Then I 
rubbed my cock along her opening - making Salma coo - 
until it popped in. She groaned when that happened.

I put my hand on either side of Salma and began to pump 
in and out of her hot, wet pussy awkwardly. I'd never 
done ANYTHING like this before.

Salma didn't rush me, and I soon got my - how you say - 
bearings. As I grew more confident I fucked her faster 
and her moans and groans grew louder and louder until 
she came.

I was pleased I made Salma orgasm because I know how 
good it feels when I do that myself.

I was more pleased when she came again and again! It 
made me fuck her harder and even faster, making Salma 
scream louder when she's orgasm.

I was surprised how long I lasted. Over forty-five 
minutes. Selma later told me she'd been surprised too.

"I'm gonna cum," I said, starting to pull out. I was 
afraid I'd getting her pregnant.

"No!" Salma cried out. "Cum in me!"

"B-but..." It was too late. The floodgates burst open 
and I inundated her tight pussy with a massive load.

"Yeah, amante, cum inside me deep..." Salma sighed, 
milking me with her tightening pussy."

Spent, I finally pulled out and collapsed beside her, 
both of us sweaty and gasping for breath.

Salma rolled half on me and lay her head on my chest.

"That was some of THE best sex I have ever had," she 
cooed.

"That was better than jerking off," I put in.

Salma laughed. "You bet it is!"

She ran her hand over my chest slowly, working her way 
down my belly.

By the time her hand reached my cock, it was hard again.

"Good!" Salma said, rolling on top of me.

"Good?"

"Now I get to fuck YOU!" She winked, holding my cock as 
she descended onto it.

This was going to be lots of fun... 

THE END


Author's Note: I forgot to mention a story about Salma 
Hayek was suggested to me by Robert who previously 
requested the Rachel Weisz mother/son story before I 
even had a chance to post that one. Tongue The only 
difference is he had wanted Salma to be fucked by her 
nephew. I figured after having one lead fuck his sister 
[Miley Cyrus] and another fuck his mom [Rachel] I'd mix 
things up a bit.

I may be bringing back Hymie in a sequel or two Robert 
MAY actually like... ;-) Stay tuned ~ G

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