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Archive name: bjjones.txt (MFF, FF, celebs)
Authors name: Iamman (Anon Address)
Story title : Bridget Jones Meets Bridget Fonda

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Bridget Jones Meets Bridget Fonda (MFF, FF, celebs)
by Iamman (Anon Address) 

***

I couldn't believe that I finally got a part in a major 
motion picture. What amazed me even more was it stars 
Bridget Fonda and Renee Zellwegger. I was walking down 
Hollywood Boulavard to meet with both lovely actresses. 
Bridget actually called me to tell me were she lives.

I hardly could contain myself when I heard her voice on 
the other line. As I found the house, it certainly 
wasn't what I was expecting. Just an old log cabin. I 
figured a mansion. As I walked up the steps to the front 
door, I thought I heard moaning. 

"OH, BRIDGET. EAT ME." someone pleaded, "LICK MY PUSSY." 

Intrigued, I cupped my hands around my face, because of 
the glare, and plastered it to the glass. What I saw 
completely blew my mind. Bridget Fonda was on her knees, 
with her face planted into Renee Zellwegger's snatch. 
She was sitting on a black leather couch with her legs 
spread-eagled, and hands on the back of the other 
woman's head. 

"Mmmmm. YEAH." she moaned. "OH FUCK, I'M CUMMING." Renne 
arched her back and her orgasm rolled down Bridget's 
throat. As she was erupting, the "Jerry Maguire" beauty 
yanked on the brunette's hair. "AHHH." 

The young woman seductively licked the slim actress's 
creamy inner thigh. 

"Um." Renee put 2 finger's in her soaking opening. She 
scooped up the remains of her cum and cleaned every last 
drop. As she was cleansing herself, she turned in my 
direction. "HUH? Uh...seems we got company, hun." she 
muttered in embarrassment. 

Bridget was the first to get to the door. "Hi, Bob. Come 
in," she ushered with a hand. "Sit down. 

I fell into the couch next to the beautiful star of 
"Bridget Jones Diary." "Hi," I offered her a shaky hand. 

"H-hi, B-bob." she stuttered. She extended me a thin 
hand, which I took in my own. "Well...uh. What now?" 

"We could, you know..." the gorgeous actress slowly 
stroked my cock. 

I was rock hard. "AHEM. I came here to rehearse." I 
boasted, in a very professional manner. 

"Oh, really." they both chimed, obviously seeing right 
through me. Renee put a hand my member. She guided it 
around it's entirety. "It's so BIG." the star marveled. 

Her hands felt like silk through the material, and I had 
to strain myself not to explode right then. 

Bridget watched this show with heated pleasure. Her 
hands traveled up thighs. "Yeah...suck his cock...make 
him...CUM." she whimpered. 

In response, Renee freed my cock from the elastic around 
my shorts and boxers. My member stood erect, inches from 
her lovely lips. In one quick motion, the actress 
engulfed my entire prick. 

"Oh. Yes. Suck it." 

She glanced at me as her tongue lapped up the pre-cum. 
In her eyes was enormous passion. 

"LICK IT." I commanded. I put both hands on her head and 
groped her silky hair. 

"Umph," she said, enjoying the brut force I was giving 
her. 

I furiously rocked my cock in and out of her mouth. Her 
lips were making slurping noises. "MAKE ME CUM, SLUT." I 
barked. 

"YEAH. CUM IN HER MOUTH, BOB." Bridget hissed, still 
violently fingering her wet entrance. She was pounding 
herself with such intensity, her inner thighs were 
heaving with each thrust. "OH. FUCK. I'M CUMMING." she 
screamed in ecstasy. Her back arched, "AHHHH." Her 
orgasm trickled down her hand and leg. Some dripped to 
the carpet. 

In the meantime, Renee was slapping my dick with her 
face. 

"Suck it." I whispered. "Lick me. Make me cum." 

The lovely actress rubbed my thigh and gripped my balls. 

"YEAH. I LOVE IT." I howled. 

SPANK. 

"UM." Renee said. 

SPANK. 

"You like being spanked, bitch?" 

"UM." the beauty repeated. 

A kneaded her soft butt. SPANK. 

Her mouth seductively licked my shaft to my scrotum. She 
was a pro. She certainly had 6 inches in her mouth 
before. 

Probably Tom Cruise, I thought. Maybe Hugh Grant. Or 
both. I grabbed the back of her head and violently 
forced her lips to my sack. 

"UMPH." she mumbled, in surprise. 

"I'M CUMMING." I arched my back and my explosive orgasm 
filled her entire mouth. Renee expertly gulped down 
every drop. "AHH." 

As the actress got done, she released my cock with a 
PLOP! 

and got back on her feet. "Well. Now can we get to 
rehearsing?" I asked. 

"Absolutely." Bridget agreed. "I think all your tension 
has been released. 

Or has it?
 
END

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