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Archive name: august02.txt (M+/F+, orgy, nc, ped, 
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Authors name: Bootscooter (simplerecipes@msncom)
Story title : August Moone - 2

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August Moone With 'Hey Dude' Parody Theme 
by Bootscooter (simplerecipes@msncom)

***

2nd Chapter moving on to other characters from the Hey 
Dude Nickelodeon program; small brief encounters with 
"other" guests; a very strange "spying" encounter with 
Lacey the wrangler for the Bar-None -- you've got to read 
it to believe it! And finishing up with young Joshua, Mr. 
E's son. (but stay tuned for the next chapters...the 
remaining "employee? characters" are in for a real treat.

***

Chapter Two: Spy Games

Continuing narly business at the Bar-None Dude ranch 
featuring the Hey Dude Gang

*****

That very evening, August was up to his old tricks -- 
with a little help from the Government Issue Device Item 
0110. It wasn't a general issue item, the Device; it was 
classified, top secret. But carelessness on the part of 
government employees and August Moone being in the right 
place -- he just helped himself. Having legitimate 
credentials as an archeologist/anthropologist helped (and 
allowed) him certain rights to wander about usually-
generally secure government areas and installations. 

For the most part August worked on legitimate reasoning. 
Encountering the GI Device Item 0110 was the find of a 
lifetime. He endured agonizing hours, months, 
years.before finally understanding some of its unique 
functions. 

He did realize the extreme potential of the Device -- 
why, he could be the world's greatest spy; an assassin 
above all others, the supreme bank robber! The 
possibilities were endless. Endless. 

Unfortunately there was the minor hick-up.the Device had 
a slight flaw that for some unknown reason without fore 
warning.it would shutdown. And that was a bad thing. No 
warning whatsoever, leaving its possessor in a possibly 
precarious situation. And that was a very bad thing.

August didn't know what was the catalyst for causing the 
Device to crash so suddenly. There seemed to be no 
reasoning that he could ascertain. A tried a few times to 
glean info from government specs on the world wide web, 
but assumed that for absolute info.he would have to find 
the Device's creator(s). 

He nixed that notion and sought to discover all the 
abilities (and inabilities) of the Device himself. For 
however long it would take.

Meanwhile.

With Device in hand, hidden, he set out just at evening 
type time to make a night of it. He set his eyes (and 
cock) on a very pretty young lady, a pre-teen she was. A 
party dress she wore, long dark hair very curled 
cascading down her body concealing her lovely young 
breasts. She captivated August, she was adorable. 

She was NOT an employee. August couldn't understand, why 
on Earth would parents desiring quality time to 
themselves go on vacation and take their children!?

'Oh well, more the better for me!' he quipped to himself. 
Her parents and other siblings were going to the barn 
dance held once a week. It was a big to-do and everyone 
gussied up in their finest.just like in the olden days. 
The young-young teen had been observed entering the 
rustic old barn, but moments later observed leaving said 
barn.

As she crossed the large open area making way to the 
guests housing, August quickly "acquired" her brain 
waves. It took a moment, she was moving fast and the 
distance was just at the limit range of the Device. There 
were other folks around, some he knew where employees on 
their off-time, others were on-duty. There was no 
security per se at the Bar-None, August figured that in 
due time that was going to change.

As the girl bounded up the wooden steps to the plank 
walkway, turned and made way down to the room her folks 
and she (and various sibs) were staying, August nailed 
her. He saw on the Device screen her brainwave pattern 
and that it was well acquired.

The girl paused, stopping dead. August checked the 
immediate surroundings and entered a special code, then 
made a whisper into the mic of the Device, "Go around the 
corner, into the alleyway." he sent the message and 
waited for it to be received and acted on.

Again he checked his surroundings then moved stealthily 
through the darkening evening.


She was pretty and smelled wondrous. He brushed her cheek 
and admired her. With the setting of darkness he couldn't 
glean too much detail, but had seen her earlier in the 
light and so he was somewhat satisfied. He enveloped her 
with a hug, she did not respond. (which was a good 
thing). He patted her backside then draped a hand down to 
her lovely-lovely ass... and gave it a gentle squeeze. 
She was all of thirteen, just barely. His hand moved 
effortlessly up and down her body, pulling her powder 
blue Church Social dress up, finding nothing underneath 
save for her matching powder blue undies with yellow 
flowers emblazoned on them.

A hand slipped inside the undies and squeezed cool bare 
flesh, digging down to the crack to diddle the tight ever 
so tight anus. August's cock surged to life, demanding 
attention. He pressed his lips to the girl's, shoving his 
tongue into her mouth, sliding her panties down to expose 
her ass.

Her dress he raised up and guided his enthralled cock 
against her young womanliness. He sighed and rubbed the 
schlong against her furry patch, poking and prodding her 
virginity. Her dress was up high on her chest, her neck; 
thusly not allowing him easily to feast on her young 
breasts. 

He checked his surroundings again and moved the girl 
further down the alley, a small space separating two 
quest quarters buildings. Behind the buildings were some 
old furniture, hay bales, ranch type equipment long 
forgotten. The girl was laid out on one of the rotting 
hay bales, her legs raised up and panties removed.

August on his knees pressed his mouth to the teen's 
snatch box and drove his tongue DEEP inside her. "Amanda" 
twitched and gyrated at the violation, but she was still 
under his control. August noshed and licked, sucked and 
slurped his way into pure unadulterated ecstasy; the girl 
experienced multiple orgasms and coated Auggie's face 
with her juices.

He was elated.

He held off fucking her, for now. But he DID lay his 
prong against the sweet virgin lips and hump madly until 
he spewed. The spunk he diddled to her asshole, pussy, 
and with a cum laden finger into her mouth. He managed to 
"command" her to suck him, placing her on her knees and 
taking his goober into her mouth for a moment of 
satisfying sucking.

Naturally the girl made faces, retched, gagged, and 
thrashed her head about. She was not a cocksucker. For a 
lark, August kept her panties, tucking them into his 
shorts, nestling them about his aching dong. Amanda was 
returned to where she had last been in "normal" mode and 
returned to her own mind.

The girl nearly fell as she was "released", stumbling, 
retching, rubbing her groin and being very confused. An 
older sibling had come searching for her, he came to her 
aid and August was distracted by the sneaky Mr. E.

"Sooooo, did you find anything today?" asked the geeky 
cowboy. August replied that he hadn't even started, but 
was planning on it come the morn. Mr. E was in a 
talkative (nosey) mood, trying to be helpful with 
offerings of showing him the maps he had in his office, 
his fore knowledge of the property outskirts, etc.

August not wanting to be rude or tip his hand that he was 
something other than what he claimed--graciously accepted 
the map look see and left Amanda and her brother to their 
own doings.

****

"Cotton-eyed Joe" was playing for the umpteenth time by 
the time August ambled out of Mr. Ernst's office. He 
fumed at the prospective thought of having MISSED 
something -- an opportunity to have a little "fun." Oh he 
knew he had time, plenty of time... but still, it was 
just the idea of having missed a possible prime 
opportunity.

There were still some guests tromping about in the dance 
hall, this was a booze-free atmosphere so everything was 
quaint and congenial -- there was wine and beer served 
with meals, but nothing more so as guests wouldn't get 
out of hand.

August slowly made his way across the open area, still a 
little miffed, but getting over it. Mr. E was alright, 
just a little starved for some recognition. Auggie let it 
be and moved on, just ambling with no particular place to 
go; he wasn't tired, he had slept all afternoon.

He came to the stables, at first he just came to the rail 
fence and leaned against it, staring out into the vast 
desertscape beyond. He sighed, drank in the coolness of 
the evening, contemplated this, thought about that, 
lusted heavily for everything else.

It was then that his Narly Senses alerted him to 
something--narly. (hey, if Spiderman can have Spidey 
senses -- then August Moone can have Narly Senses.)

There was something going on--close by. Using extreme 
stealth he slipped up alongside the stable wall and 
peered down the open side. The heavy scent of horse shit 
fill the air, he heard a horse fart, one whinny, another 
one ripped a narly bubbly horse fart. 

But there was something more. Cautiously he made his way 
along, carefully peering into the inky darkness of each 
stall. All he saw was hoseys. Until he came to the middle 
stall. Here there was something amiss -- something 
definitely amiss. Someone -- someone was INSIDE the horse 
stall. Which was a bit unusual, so August assumed. But he 
couldn't see a damn thing, but was mildly aware of it 
being so.

There was another aspect to the Device Item 0110... he 
hadn't tried it in a long-long time -- mainly due to the 
fact that afterward it left him drained, ill, major 
fucking headache and blurred vision for hours. Even 
afterwards he was still a little out of it and would 
require a cool down period lasting anywhere's from 4-6 
hours.at least.

But, on the other hand.

He contemplated. The horse before him whinnied. Cotton-
eyed Joe struck up another round, some guest were leaving 
the barn dance barn heading for bed, it was near 
midnight. August sighed -- contemplated, then began 
instructing the Device to do its thing.

Now, the ability to capture brainwaves and manipulate 
them was one thing; going about invisible--now that was 
something else entirely. But August assumed that he was 
not actually "invisible" per se -- just to the person . 
the person being "affected." To anyone else he was still 
visible, the Device continued to manipulate the Victim.

But along with being rendered Invisible to Sight, the 
Device gave August Clear Sight.even in pure darkness. It 
was a gray field, kind of like very low light at dusk in 
a forest of gray trees. Not much in the way of color 
schemes, but that was okay, he liked black & white 
television anyways.

He had to lean against the stable wall for support as a 
sudden wave of nausea enveloped him, seething through his 
body and making almost sea-sick. It passed momentarily 
and he was alright. He dreaded what was to come when his 
spying was complete -- he would be a little more than 
just sea-sick.

With a deep sigh and once more peered into the stall of 
Gammy. Now he could see, it was like looking at a black & 
white movie, but at least he could see. There was a near 
constant ringing in his ears, another component "just 
dessert" for his shenanigans. He paid it no mind and saw 
someone for sure within the stall.

That someone was "busy" UNDER the horsey.

August was greatly curious and with the most extreme 
caution he could muster, he opened the unlatched stable 
door. Many minutes were needed to ensure that his 
entrance would go unnoticed. Only the horse whinnied at 
his presence, shifted on his feet (hooves) and was 
somewhat antsy. Under the horse there was commotion. 
Serious narly business at hand. August spotted the strewn 
clothing in the scattered hay, kneeling down he saw it 
was the wrangler Lacey. She was the chief horse breaker, 
the one who cared mostly for the horses -- and how. She 
was nude and masturbating the horse, Gammy!

August had seen many weird fucking things in his years -- 
but this by far was the topper. He had heard of such 
things occurring -- but never had he seen anything like 
it. He was aware that girls sometime had a thing for 
their dogs.but a horse!?

Lacey was in her mid 30s or thereabouts, she was a short 
haired curly blond, pleasant enough, somewhat pretty -- a 
serious tomboy with rough edges. But she was alright -- 
especially naked.

The horse had previously cum--the spent juices coated 
Lacey's throat and chest. She was once more bringing 
Gammy to climax, kissing the tip of his enormous cock and 
getting into the dirty deed. August didn't know what to 
think, nor did his cock -- it wanted to get hard but this 
was just too fucking weird.

After several long minutes, the woman ceased her 
masturbating the horse and panted, rubbing her hands all 
over her cum laden nude body. She then scooted over a hay 
bale and placed it under Gammy's belly. Then she 
positioned herself on the bale, opened her legs and 
brought the long horse schlong to her quim!

August about fell over.

Lacey raised her hips up to greet the cock, pulling and 
tugging on the funky dong, pressing the massive "head" 
against her pussy. It was too much, August felt ill and 
his cock was confused. This was supposed to be a sexual 
thing, a sexual encounter. It was a bit much.

Lacey continued with her show, turning over and shoving 
her ass up to greet the cock, rubbing the phallic against 
her cheeks and trying to sodomize herself. Gammy seemed 
pleased, whinnying and prancing about, bucking and 
shooting loads and loads of hot sticky gooey cum.

August couldn't do anything more, he couldn't get Lacey's 
brainwaves -- not to the manipulation mode. She was on 
her own doing and August feared over taxing the Device 
should he attempt to do more. So he was trapped. Lacey 
sucked on Gammy's cock, fondled his balls then hugged the 
huge animal, squatting before him for a pee before 
gathering her clothes and walking out, still naked and 
still covered in horse cum. 

August stepped up to the huge beast, the two met eyes and 
August hung his head. Gammy nodded, whinnied, and farted.

****

The following day: August was out in the surrounding 
hills and desertscape making a valiant effort of his 
purpose. His mind, though, was not on locating Indian 
artifacts -- his mind was filled with Lacey and Gammy. He 
did find some chart, a spot where at one time an Indian 
had squatted and chipped out a suitable knife, arrowhead 
of some sort, a cutting blade to skin whatever animal he 
could find or had found.

It was and stressful out in the searing heat, Lacey and 
Gammy filled his mind.she would be an interesting woman 
to encounter. He held her on the back burner, he had 
others he wished to "encounter."

With little in finding something legit, he returned to 
the ranch, avoiding the prowling-wandering Mr. Ernst and 
made for his room, showered, and sat at the desk 
overlooking the ranch's open area, contemplating. He saw 
a few prospects that were worthy of his attention. He saw 
Amanda, too. He smiled and his cock surged. She was 
flanked by an older brother and another sister not too 
much older than she.

Then he saw Bradley. Bradley he had seen with Melody the 
day before. She was dark haired, tall, serious tomboy but 
had some charm to her just the same. She was a serious 
horse rider and had a major tight butt. August was 
enthralled with her.

He made note of the fact that Mr. E struck off in his 
jeep, making for town. August breathed a sigh of relief, 
the man was alright, but talkative. Bradley was nowhere 
to be seen, naturally. August sauntered across the open 
area to one of the many barns, eyes darting about in 
search of the elusive butt.

He hadn't left the steps of the office-guest building 
when once again his Narly Senses kicked in. He waited a 
moment, trying to hone in on where his senses were 
directing him. He nodded his head the cowboy way to some 
pretty items crossing his path. He turned his attention 
to the Duty Board posting nearby, noting that Bradley and 
Melody had just taken a small herd of city slickers out 
for an afternoon romp in the desert. 

He sighed. He wasn't disgruntled or put off by it, there 
were other choices. His Narly Senses, though, were still 
active. Something somewhere was happening, close by. He 
came to the corner of the building and felt that he 
needed to go down the lee side. An old wagon was here, 
wagon wheels as decoration lain up against the rustic 
dull red two story barn conversion. No one was about, he 
continued his trek... which opened up to the back area of 
the ranch, facing out into the wide expanse of desert. A 
couple of more old wagons and assorted barn/ranch stuff. 
His alerted senses brought him to slink along the back of 
the office-guest room/lounge building, coming directly to 
a dirty paned window. It was blocked by a red checkered 
curtain, but with dire determination he could just peer 
inside through the crack.

He risked someone coming around and seeing him spying, 
but it was a well worthy risk--for inside was young 
Joshua--Joshua was Mr. E's pre-teen son.and he was naked. 
And he was naked and humping. Humping what?

August couldn't rightly tell, that sucked. But someone 
was on the long burgundy couch--it was Mr. E's private 
office -- the office where August had been led into for 
the long drawn out boring convo the day before.

August stepped back--he thought, contemplated--then 
thought some more. The heat of the sun prompted him to 
move his ass. He slinked along the rustic building, 
pausing now and then to check the Device's functioning, 
then continued onward. At the boardwalk in front of the 
office check-in, lounge, guest quarters, etc. he paused, 
scanned the area, eyed a few other prospects, then moved 
on inside the building.

A very slender young tender young lady was tending the 
check-in-out desk, incredible brown eyes, soft 
complexion, very tan, demure she was and alluring. She 
captivated August.like most young pretty things did. She 
wore this day beige walking shorts that were short with 
wide legs. His cock surged and demanded attention.

But he was on a previous mission.

He made a note to "check-in" with the girl later on. He 
deemed that she was about twenty or so, small chest, 
great ass -- she was worthy of his attention.

He carefully made his way along, tapping those brainwaves 
that needed "tapping" to ensure that he moved without 
questioning stealthily along to his destination, Mr. 
Ernst's back private office.

Naturally the door was locked, it was down a short 
hallway and marked PRIVATE. Mr. E had another office, the 
congenial everyday office further up across from a 
bathroom. But there, too, was his most private of private 
offices, his "getaway"/leave me alone office.

August paused outside the office, contemplated, wasn't 
sure if it would work--closed his eyes, prayed to the God 
of Devices (assuming that there was one) then began 
working the wondrous gadget in his hands (uh, that would 
be the Device Item 0110.) There were several moments of 
nothing, the screen he watched remained blank, no 
indications that anything was happening. He shook his 
head and decided that if it was going to work it would 
have.

Suddenly, there was a flicker and a brief flash of amber 
light with numbers and lines. He paused, held his breath 
and then--there was strong indications that the Device 
was making "contact" with the Subject/Victim.

He waited until the indications were confirmed before 
proceeding. This didn't take too long, the Device was a 
wondrous gadget and within a minute (or two) all 
indications led Auggie to believe that the person on the 
other side of the door--was his to command.

He sent a single command--open the door.

It was thirty seconds before the sounds of someone 
scuffling across the floor could be heard. Auggie checked 
the status indicators and all revealed to him that it was 
a go, the brain wave patterns were still intact. August 
assumed then that the heavy oak door probably had 
something to do with the density factor.

He didn't mind, he didn't care--so long as the damn 
fucking door opened!

And it did.

Standing there butt bare assed naked was Joshua, Mr. E's 
young son, cum dripping in strands from his pud. August 
was elated. Quickly he entered into the private room and 
manipulated the boy into returning to that deed of which 
he had been doing prior to being distracted. August shut 
and relocked the door. On one of the two odd-green odd 
shaped sofas was a love doll.

Not an ordinary love doll by any means--very life-like. 
Very. The skin textures, the hair, the face, the love box 
and backdoor--all extremely life-like. Young Joshua 
remounted the "woman" who August took to be kinda teenage 
like and so much as a "woman." Joshua didn't care, nor 
did August. (and apparently nor did Mr. E of whom the 
love doll belonged.

Joshua had previously cum, his young cock needed just a 
little time to relax and recover before returning to 
"fuck" mode. He settled on the love doll and sucked on 
her 28 B cuppers, grinding his youngness into the doll's 
sex. August, still having minor control over the young 
boy, stripped naked and rubbed the lad's ass, parting his 
cheeks and fingering his hole. August had never fucked a 
love doll, not when banging the real thing could be had. 
Gingerly he caressed the lad's ass, tugging at his 
testicles and lightly fingering the swamp box of the love 
doll. His own bone screamed for attention. August watched 
the boy slip his young pud into the doll's life-like 
snatch and commence to fuck. August positioned himself 
behind the boy and guided his missile into the lad's 
rectum.

There was some effort involved here--the lad's hole was 
rather tight. But there was sweat and with a finger 
gouging the sphincter, some spittle, some pre-cum and 
some cum from the boy's own organ--anal penetration was a 
done deal.

Slow penetration--slow and easy. August pressed the head 
of his cock into the pre-teen's hole and with measured 
determination continue the assault until sunk as much as 
he himself could stand. The boy was still preoccupied 
with sucking the doll's titties as well as humping her 
snatch--he was oblivious to the fact they he himself was 
being fucked.

At length Joshua managed another cum shot, causing his 
young ass to flinch and clench. Causing enormous sexual 
pleasures (with minor discomforting pain) to Auggie's 
dong. He smacked the boy's ass, squeezed hard the cheeks 
and plowed his pleasure until filling the young hole with 
love cream.

****

Stay tuned for chapter three; it's a goodie; get your jiz 
rags ready! 

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This story was written as an adult fantasy. The author
does not condone the described behavior in real life in
anyway shape or form. 

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