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A Brief Guide to Sex with Dogs
by Anonymous & Rachael Ross
www.asstr.org/~rache/Default.html
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When I get asked for advice it comes in two varieties:
How do I write a story? How do I have sex with a dog?
(MF/beast)
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Since having sex with dogs is a lot easier than writing,
I'll answer that one first. This is something I wrote
ages ago and let me say first off that it's based on an
anonymous guide which was evidently written by a man,
since it had zero information about women/dog liaisons.
I rewrote it for some friends and a few websites adding
the female perspective and editing the male specific
information with assistance of a friend who is
knowledgeable about such things. So this is not entirely
my own work and I would love to credit the original
author, but well over half of what is here is mine alone
and the remainder edited and rewritten for content and
grammar, as I say.
The finished article has been passed around, edited,
claimed, and unclaimed by other people, organizations,
and web sites. I don't really care because I threw it in
the public domain for free like I do most of my stuff.
The text you see here has been altered from my original
draft but the pertinent information remains accurate and
hopefully helpful to persons interested in the subject.
Disclaimer: You should never be afraid to consult
professional advice regarding your health and that of
your dogs. I'll admit that you may have to think fast
and be creative at times, but there are very real
medical issues to consider…The author is NOT a
veterinarian, although significant contributions to this
guide were made by a sympathetic licensed veterinarian
who was kind enough to edit the final proof before
posting. All grammar and spelling errors are mine alone,
as are any mistakes in the subject matter itself. I bear
full responsibility for any inaccuracies and gratefully
acknowledge the contributions of my editors: Bennix (he
loves dogs!) and R.A.Starling V.M.D. who provided me
with technical information and gentle suggestions and
encouragement. Without those two wonderful men I would
have spent most of my time talking about my dogs and not
explaining a darn thing. -rr
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Part I - GUIDE TO SEX WITH FEMALE DOGS
1 - Getting Started
The female dog normally comes on her first heat between
the ages of nine and fifteen months. Attempting
intercourse with her at this time is not recommended
since these changes in her biochemistry are confusing
enough without having you trying to do weird things to
her. I would strongly suggest waiting until her second
heat if all appears normal.
2 - Finding the right bitch for you
As a rule of thumb, any medium to large breed of dog
should have no problem accommodating a healthy, averaged
size human male. If you're like me and have a strap-on,
be sensible bout the length and girth. Unlike some women
I know, most bitches do not have a size fetish and the
last thing you want to do is hurt the one you love.
Proceed slowly and gently at first and at the first sign
of discomfort in the bitch, STOP! and pull out. I'll get
into more specific warning signs and safety precautions
in another section of this text.
3 - Preparation is the key!
In preparing to have sex with your dog, you'll need to
run down to the local drug store and pick up some KY
Jelly. I use that stuff for everything. If you can't
find any, Wet and Astro-Glide, both of which can be
found at your local porn palace will work as well.
Surgical lubricants, like the stuff Doc puts on his
finger when you bend over, will work wonderfully. You
can buy it by the gross at a medical or veterinary
supply outlet. DO NOT use petroleum or oil based
lubricants.
Buy, beg, or steal some latex gloves, the sort doctors
wear. If you're going to be messing around with a stray
dog or any dog you don't own, it doesn't hurt to rubber
up! You can get infections or a fever from bitches with
vaginal infections or brucellosis (Bang's disease).
Use Condoms! If sharing a dog with your Uncle Bob or
picking up a stray for a one night stand, protect
yourself. Dogs do not carry AIDS, however it is possible
that the virus may survive long enough in a canine
vaginal environment to be retransmitted to another
(human) partner. That goes for all forms of STDs. Dogs
are susceptible to yeast and bacterial infection and
those may certainly be passed along to humans.
Purchase some surgical soap. The real stuff. Avoid an
abrasive soap like Lava. Irish Spring smells nice, but
what you want is surgical soap, ask your pharmacist.
What are you going to do with it? Clean yourself. Clean
your hands, clean your cock, clean your big toe if you
intend to insert it into your bitch. Clean your toys,
you lesbian dog lovers. Wash your strap-on before and
after every use.
A bitch's vagina is a very vascular area and, especially
when in heat, is quite susceptible to infection. Use
your nail clippers and trim your fingernails if you
intend to finger your dog. Fingernails are often dirty
and sharp and you do not want to scratch the delicate
inner lining of a bitch's vagina. Cut those nails down
and file them nice and smooth. You'll also look stunning
with your new manicure!
And lastly, MilkBones! Buy these with everything else if
you really want to squick the counter people Smiley
4 - In the trenches
Once you've got your bitch and your supplies, it's time
to get to work. I do not suggest attempting sex with a
bitch out of season, especially if she is not your dog.
You may wind up getting bitten, which may mean changing
your name to John Wayne Bobbitt. A bitch in heat is your
best bet, but just because she's wet and smells nice
doesn't mean she's in the mood. How can you tell if
she's wants it? Check the discharge. The discharge of a
bitch in "Standing Heat" should be pinkish/creamy white
in color. This period lasts for between seven and nine
days and is in the middle of the complete heat cycle.
If the discharge is a dark, blood red, she's just coming
into or going out of heat. It never hurts to try but DO
NOT force her. She may say no the first time. Bitches
are known to tease and may jump forward or fall over in
front of you. However, if she reacts with hostility to
your loving advances, STOP IMMEDIATELY. Always remember
that for a dog, no really does mean no.
Definite signs that a bitch is receptive are: Flagging -
raising of the tail over the back exposing the genitals;
Soliciting - rubbing her butt in your crotch, sitting on
your face, etc; and Play Posing - being excessively
playful, jubilant, etc.
Once you're both consenting, you may consider some
foreplay. Fingering her will bring you both hours of joy
and amusement. The bitch's "clitoris" is located about
3/4-1" into the vagina in large breeds, and somewhat
less than that in smaller breeds. The clitoral ridge is
fairly prominent and easy to find with a gentle finger.
Rubbing this will cause her to start thrusting and
she'll love you for every moment of it. If she's your
dog or if you're certain she's healthy, you may want to
engage in some "puppylingus.” Most bitches have a
bitter-sweet taste when in standing heat and I
definitely recommend the aroma. Note: For information on
making out with your bitch, see below. (Part II Number 6)
When all the teasing is done, it's time to start your
engines! The vagina of a female dog takes a sharp turn
upward so you will have to enter from a seventy-five to
eighty degree angle. The average body temperature of a
dog is 101-102 degrees Fahrenheit so expect her to very
hot and moist. I don't believe I need to tell you what
to do from here on in. Enjoy yourself and treat her to a
milkbone!
5 - Out of heat and spayed bitches
If the bitch is your own, you may want to try her out of
heat. The same rules apply except be sure and use an
excessive amount of lube and be very careful. Take it
slowly and gently. You can do a lot of damage if you try
and force her and that'll be a difficult one to explain
to the vet.
Most spayed bitches cannot have intercourse because of
the removal of their reproductive organs. They do not
come into heat and very few show any interest in sex.
You can try fingering a spayed bitch or going down on
her, but I'd strongly advised against intercourse unless
you have extensive experience and are very familiar and
comfortable with your bitch.
6 - Anal Sex
The same rule of thumb for size applies to anal sex as
well. There are some dogs that like anal sex, others
that tolerate it and those that can't stand it. Most
dogs will not be immediately comfortable with anal sex,
but if you really want to try it… Note: If your dog
reacts with an expression of pain or anger, STOP
IMMEDIATELY. Your dog is probably not suited for anal
intercourse. It isn't a mood thing, it's a dog thing.
How to: Start by touching the anal area of your dog and
let them get comfortable with it. Do not dive right in
and start insert everything all at once. Wait until the
dog freely allows you to touch him/her under the tail.
Be patient. While touching around the tail, wear
surgical gloves. Numerous worms and bacteria which can
cause a variety of illnesses can be found in dog feces.
NEVER MAKE ORAL CONTACT WITH A DOG'S ANUS. The result
could be a nasty infection or a case of tape, ring, or
hookworms, among others.
Once your dog is comfortable with you feeling around the
anus, try inserting a VERY well lubricated, gloved
finger. Do this over and over again until your dog seems
comfortable with it. Once again, if your dog seems to be
in pain or reacts violently, STOP and DON'T try again.
Gradually increase the number of gloved, well lubricated
fingers you use until the number of fingers inserted
comfortably represents the width of your penis. You may
then attempt anal intercourse with your dog. You must
USE A CONDOM during anal sex. It isn't negotiable unless
you're really, really into nasty urethral infections.
Remember: (1) Not every dog enjoys anal sex. The
majority of them do not; (2) Always rubber up and never
have oral contact with the anus; and (3) STOP
IMMEDIATELY if your dog shows signs of pain or
discomfort. On a barely related note, if you notice
worms in your dog's stool, bring your dog to the vet
with a stool sample.
Part II - GUIDE TO SEX WITH MALE DOGS
1 - Intercourse with Dogs: Receiving (Vaginal and Anal)
(A) General Discussion
Most male dogs are more than happy to mount you and fuck
you silly. Some are less enthusiastic than others. There
are dangers to being mounted by a male dog though.
First, one must understand the anatomy of the male
canine reproductive system. A dog's penis is unlike that
of a human. The appearance, texture and sensitivity are
much different. Working from the tip back, the end of a
dog's penis is somewhat blunt with a slight angle. It
typically swells to its greatest shaft width along the
first 2/5 then gradually tapers until you reach the bulb
at the base of the exposed, unsheathed penis.
The bulb, (bulbous glandis) is a large swelling at the
base of the penis which consummates the tie between a
bitch and a male during sex. On a black lab, it's
normally about 3 to 3.5 inches wide, or about 7 to 8
inches in circumference…A pretty good handful for most
of us. If you're going to have sex with a male dog, the
bulb and the Os Penis are your main concerns. The Os
Penis is a bone inside the shaft of a dog's penis.
If he gets overly excited and starts thrusting wildly,
you could get jabbed in the wrong places with it. This
is more likely to occur during anal intercourse than
vaginal, but be aware that unprepared vaginal
intercourse with an overeager dog can result in lesions,
tears, and painful bruising to the vaginal wall. Same
thing with anal sex, except the results can be even
worse due to the increased likelihood of bacterial
infection.
(B) Anal Sex
Both men and women can enjoy anal sex with their male
dogs. Since there is little to physically differentiate
boys from girls, other than superficially (and the male
prostate of course) we’ll regard them in similar fashion
for the purposes of discussion. Tips on mounting are
covered in section C below.
For those men and women who enjoy anal sex, you
absolutely, positively must ensure you're well
lubricated. You should be very clean as well and that
includes an enema, although it isn't mandatory unless
you have a fetish for it. But cleanliness is always good
and lube is essential. Help your dog find his mark!
Getting jabbed in the wrong place by an eager dog hurts,
I'm telling you. If you do, trust me, you won't sit
comfortably for days. You men, watch your balls!
If you allow a dog to mount you anally there is a
possibility that the dog may tie with you. That is the
bulb, or knot as it is more commonly known, will enter
the rectum and in all likelihood remain there. That
means you're stuck together. The bulb is composed of
muscle tissue which inflates with blood during
intercourse and swells to a diameter significantly
greater than that of the penis itself. Until you’re
experienced and very comfortable with taking just the
penis, most people should take precautions to avoid
penetration of the bulb. This generally means taking
control of the dog’s motion by grasping the penis firmly
near the bulb itself and preventing its entry. Another
person works amazingly well for this.
Getting tied to a dog anally is a much different
proposition than vaginally. Let's face it, the human
butt wasn't made for that sort of thing and so it must
be prepared in advance. If you do not prepare yourself,
you could be in for fifteen to thirty minutes of agony.
Start by loosening yourself up using whatever you can
fit up your anus. Well, maybe not anything. Graduated
dildos work very well and I highly recommend them.
They're available at most decent porn shops. Butt plugs
work well to stretch the rectum as well, obviously. Wait
until you are comfortable with at least a five inch
circumference before taking on a dog. That's a bit more
than twice as big around as my thumb and I'm a smallish
female, so…Get a tape measure and you'll see what I
mean.
Once the dog’s bulb is planted inside the rectum, try to
relax and enjoy the ride. The animal will be releasing
his semen long before tying with you and will continue
to do so until after he is able to pull out. It is
imperative that he NOT pull out of you until he starts
getting softer and the bulb shrinks. Otherwise, you may
have one hell of a story to tell at the Emergency Room!
Do not try and pull it out as the anus and rectum may be
injured by any forced removal of the bulb. Assuming
you've prepared yourself well in advance, there's no
reason the sensation of being tied can't be a nice long
pleasurable experience for both of you.
(C) Vaginal Sex
Vaginal sex with a dog is a beautiful thing and I highly
recommend it. It’s important to remember that you should
be relaxed and very well lubricated before attempting
intercourse. The best form of lubrication, in my
opinion, is natural and that’s why they have such
awesome tongues. If natural lubrication isn’t sufficient
use an adequate amount of any water-based lubricant,
like our old friend KY Jelly.
Another point of interest is that dogs are both similar
and different from human males in a number of ways. Both
are easily excitable and prone to be selfish, but a man
will generally accept your good advice (if he’s smart)
and reign in his urgent desires so much as he’s able, or
loose them as you prefer. A dog, on the other hand, will
display a wide range of emotional response. Everything
from disinterest to desperation and you must approach
your liaison with some amount of patience and
understanding. Enough for both of you, believe me.
To get a dog to mount you, grasp his sheath gently and
start rubbing the base of it, near his scrotum. He
should, at that time, start thrusting. Some dogs will
try and mount you right then and there. Remember, if
it's his first time, he'll need some guidance. Even some
experienced dogs need help from time to time, and some
dogs need glasses. If he does not try to mount you, try
pulling him up and jerking him off as he stands behind
you. If he just doesn't want to mount you for some
reason, try lying on your back with your legs hanging
off a couch or bed. Have him lay on top of you, in the
missionary position, and try it that way. That's
actually my favorite and the position I most recommend
for vaginal sex, but everyone always wants it doggy
style for some reason…Go figure. On the other hand, for
anal sex, doggy is more effective and comfortable, I'll
admit.
Once you've got him to mount you, attempt to guide his
penis inside you. Remember, if he misses, that Os penis
can hurt. It's a bone! Once firmly inside, you can leave
most of the driving up to him. The bulb, as mentioned
previously, will swell during intercourse and the vagina
is a very accommodating orifice. The bulb may easily
enter and exit the vagina until eventually it becomes
too large to easily disengage by itself. For this reason
it is possible to be tied to the dog without even
realizing that it's happened until one of you pulls or
pushes and then you feel that strangely pleasurable
tugging sensation. Don't worry! Girl's stretch and even
with the largest breeds the vagina will stretch lovingly
around it with little pain and often with significant
pleasure, believe me!
Women who do experience any pain or more than slight
discomfort as the bulb enters the vagina should stop
their intercourse and take measures to prevent
penetration of the bulb. This can be accomplished most
easily by grasping the dog's penis by the hand and
controlling the animal's movements. Often a partner
works best in this situation, but if an extra set of
hands is unavailable I'd suggest the missionary position
as the most effective way of controlling the dog. It's
also a great way to kiss him and tell him what a great
lover he is. The cuddling is awesome!
The idea that a dog’s bulb will “lock” the animal’s cock
inside a human female is largely a myth. As I said, the
vagina is flexible and it stretches wonderfully. If he
ties with your vagina and you wish to disengage
prematurely, this is usually not a problem. The vaginal
mouth will stretch enough to allow the bulb egress, but
this may be uncomfortable for some women and even
unnecessary. Unless your parents are coming home
unexpectedly, I wouldn't advise it and suggest you relax
and enjoy yourself.
Taking the knot invariably leads to 15-30 minutes of
raw, wonderful pleasure and a golden opportunity to bond
closely with your dog. Even a petite woman with a larger
breed of dog will accommodate the bulb with little or no
discomfort assuming she is relaxed and well lubricated,
either naturally or with KY Jelly, or other non-
petroleum based lube as mentioned previously. If you
have your husband or boyfriend handy, this is a good
time to give him that slow, loving blowjob you promised
him for his birthday last year.
To remove the knot, take control of the animal by
grasping the base of his penis and pull GENTLY do not
jerk or yank it. Don't grab him by the balls either! A
steady, gentle pressure will generally allow you to pull
the bulb free with a minimum of discomfort depending on
the relative size of the animal. Don't worry; the dog
won't feel any pain at all. If you feel any pain or more
than small discomfort, stop pulling immediately and
relax, enjoy the ride and wait for the bulb to shrink in
its own good time.
Once "tied", the dog will probably try and turn around
so that you're butt to butt with him. This is an
instinctual behavior as he wants to fend off anyone who
would take advantage of the situation. If he starts
trying to pull out or panics, grab whichever legs you
can and try and hold him against you so he doesn't pull
out. It is a very good idea to have someone else present
the first time you tie with a dog in case of an
emergency. As mentioned previously, disengaging the knot
from the vagina prematurely is usually not a problem,
but you want to ensure as much control over the
situation as possible to reduce the risk of injury. Sit
back, enjoy fifteen to thirty minutes of elation and
once he starts getting soft, let him pull out of you.
The dog will test the bond you share and that's normal.
When he's free, after vaginal or anal intercourse, it's
generally best to leave the dog alone. His penis will be
sensitive and if it's coming out of your rectum, covered
with bacteria. This won't harm the dog as he sets about
cleaning himself. Remember that all dogs are different,
just like people. Some dogs may not want to mount or
show an interest in mounting. Others will never tie,
only penetrating with the shaft of the penis. There are
also dogs that don't turn when they are, or are not,
tied. It all depends on the individual dog.
2 - Anal sex with dogs: Giving
The same written in the section on bitches applies to
male dogs. Refer to Anal Sex (Number 6 above) for
further information.
3 - Oral sex with dogs: Receiving
Some dogs are natural born lickers and will lick
anything and keep licking until whatever their licking
is raw. Others will never lick anything in their lives.
Once again, dogs are individuals and will each act
differently in different situations. The best way to
find out how your dog will react is to just give it a
shot. If your dog is not too enthusiastic about licking,
try using gravy, peanut butter or any other treats you
dog might enjoy. DO NOT use chocolate or cocoa based
products as chocolate can be toxic for dogs.
Dogs are superlative and sublime at cunnilingus, in my
experience. You do not have to worry about all those
sharp teeth; dogs are amazingly adept at controlling
themselves. Once you've found a canine partner who
enjoys licking pussy, the difficulty often comes from
controlling oneself as the pleasure mounts (for me
anyway) Don't clamp your thighs to the dog's head, grab
him by the ears, and grind your happy, humid cunt
against his face. I haven't found a dog yet who enjoys
that. It's important to relax, keep those legs open, and
it's perfectly alright to stroke the animal lovingly,
scratch him behind the ears, and whisper soft words of
praise.
Analingus is very much like cunnilingus for a dog and
most dogs will be interested in performing it for you.
Again, it may be necessary to coax the dog with bribery
by applying something tasty to area in question. Just
remember all dogs will not be into oral so don't try and
force the animal under any circumstances. No means no.
Dogs love cock, or so I've heard, and many men have
reported hours of pleasure beneath the slavish tongues
of canine friends. DO NOT try to insert the penis into a
dog's mouth. The teeth are very sharp and designed for
cutting meat, get it? Dogs also possess a strong gag
reflex and you do not want to try and teach a dog to
deep throat. Do I really have to say that? Let the dog
lick you like an ice cream cone, lap at your scrotum,
and clean up the precum and semen that you may spill.
Male or female, most dogs will be more than happy to
clean up any mess you might make.
4 - Oral sex with dogs: Giving
To get a dog aroused, use the same process as described
above. Grasp the shaft through the sheath near the base,
close to the dog's scrotum, and start rubbing rapidly.
You will be able to feel the bulb become more defined
within the sheath and you must pull the sheath back
before it gets too large to emerge. If the knot remains
trapped inside the sheath, your dog will be
uncomfortable until his erection subsides.
Remember that a dog's penis is normally very sensitive,
so be careful when handling it. When exposed to air, the
penis is prone to dry out if not constantly moistened.
Spit works well for that as even flavorless lubricants
(non-petroleum) are rather unsuitable for oral sex, but
may certainly be used if desired. There is no problem
with using flavored lubricants and for first timers who
may be nervous about the taste of a dog's penis, it may
provide a bit more comfort…The only problem with
flavored lubes, and I know this from experience, is that
the dog might like it even more than you do.
Anyway, I recommend plain old saliva, and direct
application is the best method. Try and avoid smearing
it on with your hand as that often reduces the
effectiveness significantly. Using your tongue is much
more fun anyways Smiley You must be very careful if you
choose to take the dog's penis into your mouth,
remembering how sensitive it is and ensuring that your
teeth do not scrape or bite him. Just use your tight
round, O shaped lips and a lot of tongue. It's great and
your dog will enjoy it every bit as much as your
boyfriend ever did!
Once fully erect, experiment! Most dogs will just stand
and pant away happily as you lick, suck, or rub their
cocks. Expect him to stay hard for five to fifteen
minutes on average. Dog cum is quite tasty and I highly
recommend it! The flavor is usually bitter-sweet and
less salty than a man's. It is normally rather thin and
watery, although I have experienced dog sperm with a
consistency much like human semen. There is no harm in
swallowing dog sperm and it is very warm and even
nutritious, although I've found that after ten to
fifteen minutes of pooling on a blanket the flavor
becomes somewhat gamy and not quite so enjoyable for me.
Fresh and straight from the tap is best, in my opinion.
A dog begins to discharge sperm from the time he's about
half hard and coming out of his sheath until the time
when he starts going back into his sheath. The idea of
dogs dripping precum and explosive ejaculation once
they've locked a bitch up is largely fictional as
described in most erotic stories, but entertaining
nonetheless and it makes for good reading. What does
happen is that the volume of sperm may increase
significantly, much like ejaculation, but basically a
dog is cumming the whole time he's having sex. Refer to
the chart below for semen volume counts.
5 - Oral sex with dogs: Neutered males
Most neutered males lack any interest in having sex.
Some are capable of maintaining a half-erection for a
short period of time and releasing prostatic (seminal)
fluid. If you encounter a neutered male and try
masturbating him, stop if he seems uncomfortable. Some
will be, some won't be, but don't expect a neutered male
to behave like an un-neutered male. He won't.
6 - Oral sex with dogs: Making out like bandits
Kissing your dog is not only fun, but essential to any
healthy, loving relationship. I think so anyway, but
feel free to disagree if you must. Most dogs, being born
to lick, will not mind kissing. It may confuse them at
first, some of the games we enjoy as people, but in my
experience most dogs are playful and eager for your
happy pleasure.
Dog saliva is safe, assuming both you and your dog are
healthy! It’s always a good idea to have your dog
regularly checked by a veterinarian and every six months
is a good schedule. What concerns us here are any open
wounds or sores inside and around your mouth and the
dog’s. Any cuts or injuries to either of you should be
fully healed before giving him French lessons. Dog
saliva in an open wound can (rarely) lead to a variety
of bacterial infections, but basic precautions and
proper hygiene will all but eliminate that risk.
Some dogs like kissing, some do not, but all dogs like
treats. To train my dogs I use Bacon Bits seasoning,
they love it. Once the dog realizes that you taste good,
he’ll want to kiss you a lot! Having your tonsils
explored by a long, rapidly flicking tongue is just
about enough to announce the Second Cumming. It really
gets my motor running!
Sucking a dog’s tongue is a great game and they
invariably enjoy it, although it will annoy them if
they’re not in the mood. Most dogs will jerk away from
your pursed lips as if they don't enjoy it and then come
back for more. What a tease! It’s easy to do, just wrap
your lips around his tongue, suck hard and tickle it
with your own. It always makes me giggle and human
laughter is a sound all dogs want to hear. Likewise,
just playing licking games is great. Meeting the
animal's tongue with your own and kissing between you is
fun, easy, and you can do it practically anywhere!
Putting your tongue in your dog’s mouth can be dangerous
because you have to remember that dogs have very sharp
teeth. The human tongue is a soft, sensitive organ and
you don’t want it cut or bitten. You should only tongue
your dog’s mouth once the two of you are very relaxed
and comfortable with each other and have some experience
with kissing. It’s important to limit your adventures to
playing with his tongue near the front or just inside
the muzzle. Avoid the temptation to tickle the roof of
his mouth, for example. Some dogs will tolerate that,
but others may not and it could result in a sudden jerk
of the head or worse! Likewise don’t try and ram your
tongue down the dog’s throat just because the boy or
girl next door likes it. Dogs definitely do not like
that!
The biggest thing to remember is to stay relaxed and
have fun with your dog. Don’t try and force the animal
into anything and if he is uninterested, just try again
later. Most dogs will quickly come to enjoy kissing and
seriously crave the attention, this can be mildly
embarrassing or entertaining, depending on how good your
party is that night.
7 - Docking
Docking is the insertion of the penis into the sheath or
muzzle of a dog. Once again, tolerance to these
activities all depends on the dog. I normally strongly
discourage docking with the muzzle. It is exceptionally
dangerous (as I explained in number 3 above) and could
result in some hard to explain hospital visits. Only a
very confident man, with a great deal of experience with
a dog he has been intimate with for years and years
should attempt it…And then it's still dangerous. Ensure
the animal is calm, minimize distractions, and exercise
patience. Don't force the dog to do something he doesn't
want to. Remember, that's the business end of a
carnivore. Use common sense.
If docking the sheath, first check your dog's reactions
to having a well lubricated finger probing his sheath.
If he doesn't seem to mind that, try inserting several
well lubricated fingers, one at a time, until you've
adequately represented the width of your own penis. The
sheath is elastic to a point, obviously and except for
very small breeds (or exceptionally thick men) it will
easily accommodate an erect human penis. If he doesn't
mind several fingers, you can try inserting your penis
into his sheath. Be sure and use plenty of lube! DO NOT
rely on your own precum or the dog's semen to provide
lubrication. You may want to flush the sheath first with
a water enema or mild douche. Remember this is a risky
exercise in pleasure as there are a number of dead skin
cells and bacteria inside the sheath which could cause
urinary tract or other types of infections.
8 - What does dog semen have in it?
Volume ... 7-10 cc with a variation from 0.5 to 20cc
Water percentage ... 97% (highest among mammals) vs. man
at 90% (lowest)
Contents: Ash, protein, lipids, potassium, sodium,
calcium, magnesium, phosphorus, iron, chlorides,
sulphur, amino acids, albumins, proteose,
nucleoproteins, mucin, albumose, fat globules, thiamin,
riboflavin, pantothenic acid, niacin, ascorbic acid
(Vitamin C), enzymes and fructose.
Prostate (seminal) fluid is highly alkaline, which
neutralizes acids in the bitch's vagina. Naturally,
larger dogs produce more semen than smaller breeds.
9 - How large is a dog's penis?
BreedUsable Length (inch)Diameter (inch)
Cocker Spaniel..2-3........0.5-1
Greyhound.......2.5-3......0.5-1
Bulldog.........2.5-5......1
Dalmatian.......3-4.5......1
Collie..........4-5........1
Labrador........4-6........1
Irish Setter....4-6........1
G. Shepherd.....5-7........1.5
Great Dane......5-7........1.5
Saint Bernard...7-9........1.5-1.75
Mastiff.........7.5-9.25...1.5-1.75
10 – How do I train my dog? Other Safety Precautions
Safety First! For you and your dog. In addition to all
my previous notes and warnings, the biggest thing to
remember is that a dog is always a dog. It doesn't
matter how long you've had him, or how much like your
Aunt Georgia he looks, a dog is not a person. In that
way they are far more trustworthy than most people you
are likely to meet. You must respect the animal and
his/her instincts as well as desires. The first time you
attempt any sort of sexual activity, proceed slowly and
cautiously, allowing the dog to react in such a way that
no one is hurt. They are very patient with people they
know and trust and will usually give ample warning if
they experience something they don't like or want.
The first time you attempt intercourse with a dog, that
is receiving vaginal or anal intercourse, it is
preferable to have a partner to help control the
situation. An experienced partner is obviously best, but
just having someone available with an extra set of hands
and eyes is a good thing. I understand it isn't always
practical, however, and that's unfortunate.
For most first timers I'd recommend missionary over the
traditional doggy position. It will allow you the most
control over the animal and it's very comfortable once
you arrange yourself properly on a chair or bed. It
works well for first time dogs as well, especially
younger animals who may be prone to over-excitement.
Holding the dog close to your body, speaking to him, and
stroking him gently will often allow him to relax and
calm down more than if he's behind you and on his own.
It's also much easier to control the dog's knot that way
if you do not want to be tied. Making out with him is
pretty fun too, I might add, and generally heightens the
experience for me.
Watch out for those nails! Dog toenails are often long,
ragged, and sharp even if they're kept well groomed.
Most dogs will want to hold onto you in any position
they are in, but especially mounting from behind. He
wants the leverage and although he doesn't mean to,
those nails can scratch the heck out of a human's
delicate skin. In the event of a scratch it's important
to wash it with anti-bacterial soap and apply any of the
commercially available antibiotic creams you find at a
drug store. Dog feet tend to be dirty, even for one who
stays in the house and you should take precautions
against infection.
Even better than the cure is prevention. I'd suggest
covering the dog's front paws with mittens or socks to
reduce the possibility of being scratched. A child's
mittens work very well, but as I say, a pair of decent
wool socks (thick ones) will do in a pinch. If you have
sewing skills you can certainly make your own out of
whatever material suits your fancy. Those felt bags with
drawstrings that some liquors come in work wonderfully!
Whatever you use, fix the mittens around the front paws
tight enough to remain in place, but don't overdo it.
Most dogs won't like it at first. They'll want to get
those mittens off and so you should train the dog to
ignore them and that simply means get him used to
wearing them. I've found that food is the best training
tool available. Start your dog early by feeding him only
after he has his mittens on. Once the dog associates
mittens with food, he'll be eager to see you breaking
them out, believe me. It takes time, but it works.
I'd suggest that you train your dog to expect sex in a
certain place or under certain circumstances. I use an
old comforter to have sex on, for example. When my dogs
see the blanket, they know what we're going to do and
they're usually pretty enthusiastic about it. Anything
you can do to reduce stress and confusion on the part of
your dog is good! This is more oriented to training a
new dog, by the way, taking a puppy and teaching him how
to be the consummate lover. It's a lot easier and more
enjoyable to have a canine partner who understands basic
commands, has experienced the things you enjoy, and
associates your sexual activities with pleasure. I mean,
it's pretty much common sense, right?
Be aware that changing surroundings and especially the
presence of strangers (human and especially canine) may
affect the behavior of your dog. They can and do become
jealous, for example, and I have one dog who won't let
my husband near me while we mate. He doesn't even like
him in the same room with us. My other dogs don't mind
at all and being fucked by a dog while I suck my
husband's cock is one of the great joys in my life, I
must confess. But no amount of training has been able to
change my dog's mind about sharing me. Remember that all
dogs are individuals.
Mating with some dogs can be an exercise in frustration,
particularly with untrained dogs or dogs you're
unfamiliar with. It's the biggest reason I've selected
my dogs as puppies based on their breed and spent as
much time as I have training them for sex. Dogs are not
really having sex with us out of pure instinct, they're
not being driven by nature to fuck a girl the way they
are to fuck a bitch. Dogs will lose interest, they'll
wander away, they'll be distracted by passing cars. In
short, they can be like eight year olds with ADHD if you
don't give them a lot of attention.
In the stories we find online, the dogs are always
willing and eager, they jump right up and go to town,
locking the girl up tight and exploding with a rush of
thick dog cum. That's fiction. A dog will not rape a
human, and in fact a very strong case may be made that
rape doesn't exist in nature (outside of humanity) at
all. The truth is that even trained dogs will often need
to be coaxed into sexual activity and given plenty of
attention to keep them interested. Fortunately for me, I
love giving them all the attention they can handle. I'm
just trying to say that you should enter the game with
patience and understanding and a genuine appreciation
for your dog's natural inclinations.
Lastly, if I had to recommend a single breed for a
sexual partner, I'd have to go with black labs. I'm
biased, true, but they are very even-tempered,
intelligent, and fun loving dogs. They're easily
trainable and their size is almost perfect for any
environment short of a small apartment downtown,
although they do need some room and plenty of exercise.
A lab will want to be outside 25 hours of the day! But
they're comfortable enough living in the suburbs with a
decent backyard. If you have a swimming pool…Oh my! I
couldn't keep my dog out of it. Anyway, everyone has
their favorites, of course, so I just wanted to plug
mine. Smiley Labs are great for sex!!! Just don't ever
teach one how to play Frisbee! It sucks getting bonked
on the head every morning at sunrise with a Frisbee,
believe me. And keep your love blanket behind a closed
door or high on a shelf, it can be a little embarrassing
when Grandpa asks you why your dog is dragging the
blanket into the living room with his cock poking out of
the sheath…But that's why my boyfriend is a dog.
The end
Rachael Ross
This article should be used only as a guide and not
taken as "The Final Word" on dog sex. Remember that
everyone is different, dogs and people, and your
experiences may differ from that of someone else. Seek
professional assistance where required and love your
dog. Merry Matings!
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This story was written as an adult fantasy. The author
does not condone the described behavior in real life in
any way, shape or form. Anyone tempted to act out any of
the scenarios in this story should seriously consider
seeking professional help.
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