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Teri's Toilet Games
by Abner Wizzle (abnerwizzle@hotmail.com)

***

Teri Connor loves to play dirty with her teenage lover, 
but if her husband finds out, she'll never inherit his 
fortune.  Her kinky paramour thinks he has a filthy 
solution to their problem. (mF, rim, anal, scat, cheat, 
con, preg)

***

Seventeen year-old Marcus earned money in the summer 
mowing the lawns of the wealthy neighbors in his 
Westchester Estates subdivision. Going door-to-door, 
he’d talk up the housewives of neighborhood, convincing 
a good portion of them to let him do all or part of the 
yardwork. 

One Friday afternoon, as unusually dark storm clouds 
threatened from above, Marcus stepped it up, hoping to 
get at least a couple of yards in before the rains 
began. His peregrination eventually brought him to the 
home of Richard and Teri Connor, and he rang the bell.

Nothing.

As he was getting ready to leave, he thought he’d take a 
look around back just make sure nobody was around. He 
scampered up a slight berm, between some modest-sized 
trees, and up to a wooden gate. He tried it. It was 
unlocked, so he swung it open. 

And there was Teri Connor, up on a ladder, trimming the 
ivy and the shrubs with hand clippers. Marcus admired 
her round ripe butt, stuffed into a tight pair of denim 
cutoffs, her full muscular thighs tensing as she 
stretched upward to clip the tippy top of the 
overgrowth. Teri was perhaps 30 years old, not a 
mythical beauty, but tiny, cute and sexy in a "real 
woman" sort of way. Most ladies look their best with 
long hair, but Teri’s short sassy auburn haircut suited 
her perfectly. 

Teri turned and glanced over her shoulder, the clippers 
in mid-chomp. “Well, hello, Marcus,” she smiled. “Good 
timing. Care to help me out?”

Marcus noticed that the ladder was shaking a bit as Teri 
climbed up the penultimate step. He rushed over and 
steadied the ladder by placing a foot on the bottom rung 
and grasping tightly on both sides. This placed his face 
approximately three inches from Teri’s tantalizing rump. 

She laughed just a bit, casting her eyes downward to 
Marcus. “Well, thank you. Sorry about my big butt being 
all up in your face.” And she accented the tableau by 
gyrating her bountiful hips.

“That’s okay, Mrs. Connor,” Marcus smiled. “I like your 
butt.” 

“Really?” Teri remarked. “Because my husband calls me 
Brontosaurus Butt.” 

“He’s crazy and a jerk, Mrs. Connor. Your butt looks 
good enough to eat.” And with that utterance, feeling he 
had nothing to lose, Marcus rubbed his nose into the 
cleft of his married neighbor’s denim-clad derriere. 
“And it smells real nice, too.” 

“Mmmmm, aren’t you a kinky young man?” Teri purred. She 
allowed Marcus to continue to rub his nose into her anal 
valley and then proceed to run his tongue over the soft, 
faded fabric, right where her fragrant puckerhole was 
hidden away. 

And just then, the clouds opened up. Rain fell 
ferociously, in proverbial buckets, and the two hurried 
off the ladder and to the backyard door of the house. 
Once inside, in the living room, Teri Connor took her 17 
year-old neighbor into an embrace and kissed him.

Marcus returned the kiss and also returned his attention 
to Teri’s bountiful butt, slipping a caressing hand 
around each sumptuous nether cheek. Teri’s faded cutoffs 
had been fashioned from an old pair of hip-hugger jeans, 
so the cleft of her ample ass peeked out from the top 
hemline, and Marcus kept returning his hands there, 
slipping his fingers down into the tight caudal valley, 
tickling and playing and bringing Teri mounting 
excitement. 

“Ooooo...you really love my butt, don’t you? That’s 
good. ‘Cause I really like what you’re doing. Lots and 
lots.”

With that, Teri broke off their kiss, turned around, 
unbuttoned her shorts and pulled them down over her full 
tanned thighs. She wiggled her curvy rump as an 
invitation, and Marcus marvelled at how big and yet how 
firm it was, jiggling just ever so slightly as she 
offered it to him. 

He didn’t need any further urging. He dropped to his 
knees, took a fleshy globe into each hand and spread 
Teri’s nether cheeks, revealing the puckered prize 
within. He tongued her pungent crinklehole greedily, 
savoring its musky fragrance and salty coppery taste. He 
made long ice-cream licks up Teri’s entire cleft, then 
plunged his tongue deep into her hot backdoor. 

Teri’s spicy puckerhole responded to Marcus’s eager 
tonguing, becoming a little more relaxed with each 
asslicking. She rubbed her clit as he kept tonguing her 
butt, and soon she was approaching her first climax. 
With both hands playing with herself, Teri could only 
lean into the wall, face turned and pressed into the 
magenta and beige-striped wallpaper. 

Squeezing her eyes shut, Teri’s lips parted in pleasured 
“ooo”s and “aaaah”s as her ripe rump danced and jiggled 
with Marcus’s every tongue tickle. Marcus, too, was 
going over-the-top with excitement, his balls sore from 
their unfair confinement in his tight blue jeans. 

Still, he couldn’t stop now. He sensed how close Mrs. 
Connor was to an orgasm, so he redoubled his efforts and 
really licked and licked her butt with abandon. Of 
course, he couldn’t say a word, to tell his hot neighbor 
lady how incredibly hot and tasty her ass was, but he 
did make the sounds of a gluttonous, ravenous tiger 
devouring his prey, so it was more than clear to Teri 
that Marcus was enjoying this as much as she was. 

Together, they soon brought Teri over the top and she 
began to lose it. “Oh, my christ! OHhhhh....” Marcus 
tongued her madly, moaning and groaning and digging his 
fingertips into her plump butt cheeks. 

And Teri climaxed mightily, writhing and mashing her 
face fully against the wallpaper, finally giving 
completely into orgasmic release, slowly sliding down 
the entire length of the living room wall, leaving 
behind a faint trail of perspiration, makeup and saliva. 
She collapsed in a heap on the floor, breathless and 
satisfied. 

Marcus joined her on the living room floor. They 
embraced and he pushed on top of her, moving between her 
legs. Even though he was still completely clothed, 
Marcus began to slowly dry-hump Mrs. Connor and they 
kissed. 

“Goddamn, that was so fucking hot,” Marcus said to his 
married neighbor. “You have the hottest damn ass in 
Westchester.”

“Mmmmm, I’m glad you like it,” Teri coo’d. “It’s yours 
to lick any day of the week.”
She moved her hips along with her asslicking paramour’s, 
grinding her moist hot mound against his insane bulge. 
“The only thing is this, Honey. All your wonderful 
buttlicking has tickled my shit trigger. I gotta take a 
huge dump now, Sweetheart.” 

Marcus smiled. “I wanna watch you, Mrs. Connor. I wanna 
watch you take a shit.”

“Ooo, really? Yummy. I’d like that. Let’s go upstairs to 
the Master Bathroom.” 

As Mrs. Connor slowly mounted the staircase, her teenage 
buttlicker followed behind, keeping his eyes locked on 
her bountiful rear end. Teri teased and teased Marcus, 
walking sloooowly up the stairs, one at a time, 
sashaying and doing little hip bumps to make it clear 
who was the star of this show. 

Marcus would occasionally, on this torturously-slow 
ascent, move forward and grasp her hips, making her 
nether cheeks wiggle. When he couldn’t take the 
anticipation any longer, he slapped her butt so hard the 
sound echoed along the stairwell and left a red 
handprint on her fleshy right cheek. 

“Owww!” Teri cried out, albeit with a saucy smile cast 
back over her shoulder. “You better watch it, boy, or I 
might just poop out a big old turd right here on the 
stairs!” 

That threat really horned up Marcus, and he hurriedly 
unzipped his jeans, pulled out his throbbing cock and 
slowly masturbated himself. “Do it. Do it, Mrs. Connor,” 
he demanded, as they both stood mid-journey on the 
stairs. 

Teri kept throwing glances back at Marcus, then 
shivering her rump at him. “Oooo, I just might!” But 
then she continued making her way up the stairs to the 
Master Bathroom, leaving the stairs safe for now. 

Finally, they entered the Master Bedroom, then walked 
all the way back to where the shit room was. With his 
massive twitching erection jutting outward from his open 
zipper, Marcus entered the Master Bathroom. 

It was positively Roman in its appointments: gold-plated 
faucets, an oval turquoise granite sink, and a faux-
antique bathtub, replete with claw feet. A separate 
shower with multi-paned glass doors stood at the far end 
of the heated clay tile floor. 

And there, at the near end – a glorious shit throne, fit 
for a queen. Absolutely the highest-cost toilet money 
could buy, made from the same granite as the sink and 
fitted with an imported French bidet. 

“Wow,” Marcus exclaimed, looking all around, “you have 
the coolest bathroom I’ve ever seen, Mrs. Connor!” He 
then locked his focus on her magnificent toilet. “And 
that looks big enough for two people.” 

Teri smiled devilishly. “That’s exactly what I was 
thinking.” 

Marcus stripped off all his clothes and Teri played with 
his cock a little bit before commanding him to sit on 
the toilet first. “Move all the way as far back as you 
can, Honey. I need lots of room for my big ol’ butt.” 

After Marcus straddled the wide bowl, with his back all 
the way against tank, Teri joined him, seating her juicy 
rump between his legs. He reached down and placed a hand 
on each hip as if he were on some bizarre amusement park 
ride. Toilet World! Turd Mountain! The Merry-Go-Shit! 
Marcus grinned at his inner comedy monologue, but that 
was merely to contain his mind-rending sexual 
excitement. His rockhard rod was only an inch away from 
her backdoor, and it twitched with eager anticipation.

Teri wiggled her butt, then leaned forward, really 
bringing her perfect robust rump into sharp definition. 
A tiny little poot of air emerged from within her anal 
cavern and the time had arrived.

“I feel sooooo dirty, Marcus!” she purred. “I’m gonna 
take a huge hot shit right now. I hope you’re ready, 
‘cause here it comes!”

In the soft ambience from the bathroom’s warm amber 
lighting, Marcus admired her deep caudal cleft once 
again. He watched intently as her generous ass globes 
parted ever so slightly and a hot, slick brown turd 
slowly emerged from her steaming-hot puckerhole. 

“Ooooooo....” Teri moaned quietly, as if she were slowly 
reaching a tiny but fulfilling orgasm. “Damn, that feels 
so good!” And that first turd came to a terminus, 
dropping from her fine ass and plunging into the toilet 
water with a satisfying splash. 

Marcus was really enjoying the shit show. His 
respirations quickened and he moved his hips as much as 
the space would allow, bringing his huge cock close to 
Teri’s soiled backside. He pushed his swollen cock head 
between her ample cheeks, exploring her naughty cleft. 

Teri laughed, half with humor and half with 
concupiscence. “Ooooo, that’s nice, too. But you better 
watch out, Sweetheart. I got a big, BIG load of hot shit 
coming out right now!” 

And Teri just let go, sending a barrage of brown turds 
out of her tail, most of them going straight into the 
bowl below, but some of them hitting Marcus’s cock on 
the way down. “Goddamn! Wow! Oh, shit....” And the 
teenager’s cock spasmed and twitched as he ejaculated 
huge jets of cum against Mrs. Connor’s sumptuous 
shitter. 

“Yeah! YEAH! YEAH!” Teri cried out, watching over her 
shoulder, feeling Marcus blow his generous load on her 
still-defecating butt. She arched her back, strained 
hard and squeezed one final tiny turd out of her hot 
puckerhole, and then let out a deep, satisfied sigh. 

“Wow, that was so filthy!” exclaimed Marcus. “You really 
got me off, Mrs. Connor.” 

“Did you have fun?” Teri asked, almost drowsy in her now 
complete relaxation. She reached back and turned on the 
bidet. “Well, we’re not done yet. You need to clean me 
up.” She moved her sumptuous soiled derriere toward the 
fountain emerging from under the front rim of the 
toilet. 

“That’s really cool,” Marcus enthused, and he spread 
Mrs. Connor’s nether cheeks to allow the water to really 
get in there. He fingered her puckerhole, making sure 
nothing remained behind.

After a good minute’s rinsing, Teri turned the machine 
off. “Wipe me dry,” she commanded. Marcus took some 
toilet paper, wadded it up and ran it up and back down 
her backside. It came back completely clean. 

“Wow, that thing really works.”

“Yes, it’s pretty cool, all right,” Teri agreed. “Now 
that I’m all empty and clean, does that mean you might 
have something nice and big to stuff up there?” 

They moved to the king-sized bed in the bedroom and Teri 
pulled a tube of lubricant out of the nightstand. “How 
about you grease me up real good and give me a nice 
buttfucking before my husband gets home?”

Marcus took the tube, squirted a glob of gel into his 
hand and spread all over his throbbing cock. He squirted 
some more out, then moved behind Teri, who was now 
kneeling on the bed, and wiped his hand up her cleft, 
then worked a finger into her bunghole, lubing her up 
good. He noticed that after just a few minutes, Teri’s 
sphincter relaxed enough to allow two, then three, 
fingers inside as it dilated without hesitation. 
“Wow, Mrs. Connor” Marcus surmised (incorrectly), “you 
and your husband must do a lot of buttfucking. Your hot 
hole is so ready for my cock.”

Teri laughed derisively. “Him? He’s such a square. A 
real prude.”

She went on to explain that Richard Connor only liked 
sex one way: him on top, some savage finesse-free 
pumping, and a few impotent squirts.

“He doesn’t like to have fun – like you and I do,” Teri 
purred as she rolled onto her back.
She drew her legs up, more than ready for penetration. 
Marcus stuffed a pillow under her rump and proceeded to 
slide the entire length of his cock up into her inviting 
puckerhole. 

Despite it yielding to him so easily, Teri’s shit hole 
was still damn tight and it hugged Marcus’s cock 
perfectly. It got even better when Teri treated his fuck 
rod like a hard pink turd, sloooowly squeezing him back 
out. 

“Ooooo....I’m shitting you out!” Teri giggled. Marcus 
smiled and slooowly pushed himself back up her lubed 
turd tunnel. His hands were busy pinning Teri’s legs 
back, so it was left to her to rub her juicy mound and 
tickle her swollen clit. 

They kept playing the game – Mrs. Connor shitting her 
teen lover out and him shoving it back inside. On and 
on, slow and sexy, until they both finally climaxed 
together.

*  *  *  *  *  * 

The buttfucking was awesome, but Marcus really wanted to 
fuck his married neighbor in the cunt, too. That’s when 
he found out that she intended to divorce her husband – 
and she WOULD divorce him, soon – but she had to be 
careful and cautious, if she expected to get any kind of 
monetary settlement. She wanted half of her asshole 
husband’s $40 million estate, and she would get it, via 
state law, provided he couldn’t prove that she was a 
cheating slut. 

So why was there a problem with Marcus going for a dip 
into Teri’s pussy pool? Pregnancy. Teri Connor was an 
extremely fertile female. Yes, even with birth control, 
something could fail, and with $20 million on the line, 
Teri simply couldn’t take that chance. Turned out that 
Richard, her asshole husband, had a vasectomy and would 
know it wasn’t his. 

Mr. Connor also suspected that his wife wasn’t satisfied 
being his masturbation receptacle and was likely 
sleeping around behind his back. Therefore, he insisted 
that she provide a pee sample at least once a week. He’d 
conduct surprise inspections, handing her one of those 
pregnancy sticks and standing outside the bathroom door 
until she returned with the sample. 

When Teri told Marcus all of these details, it boiled 
his blood. He was so pissed off that he was suddenly 
struck with a devious scheme that would ensure 
everything would go his and Teri’s way. He told her his 
plan, she enthusiastically agreed to it and then he 
snuck out the backdoor just as Teri’s husband pulled his 
Lexus into the driveway.

*  *  *  *  *  *  * *

The next evening, after midnight, a shadowy figure crept 
up the berm, between the trees and through the wooden 
gate into the Connor’s backyard. This tall, muscular 
stranger slipped the ski mask over his face, reached 
into his pocket and retrieved a .38 handgun. Trying the 
backdoor, he found it unlocked and slipped inside. 

Upstairs, in the Master Bedroom, Richard Connor snored 
away, while his wife Teri lie awake, staring at the 
ceiling. When she heard a slight creaking coming from 
the loose floorboard by the backdoor, she smiled. Marcus 
was here and freedom was just moments away. 

*  *  *  *  *  *  *  *

“What the hell do you want?” Richard demanded as he sat 
frozen in bed. Teri, too, feigned fear, cowering as she 
held the bedsheets up to cover her sumptuous breasts. 
The ski-masked figure – okay, it was Marcus, of course – 
had switched on the lights and now held the gun directly 
in a line toward Mr. Connor’s head. 

“Oh, not much, dickhead. Maybe your car, your watch, 
whatever money you have stashed around this joint. But 
what I really want is to do a little wife raping.” He 
pointed the gun toward Teri, who pretended to shake in 
fear. In reality, she could feel her cunt heating up and 
gushing huge amounts of pussy juice. She couldn’t wait 
to be “raped”, but she had to sell it real well. 

“Please, no...please get out of our house!” she pleaded, 
her voice quavering. Beneath the mask, Marcus smiled. 
Mrs. Connor really sold that line, he thought. She 
oughta be in pictures.

“Yeah, get the hell out of MY house, you thug!” demanded 
Richard the dickhead. 

“Get out, or you’ll do WHAT?” Marcus came up to him and 
pressed the gun barrel against his skull. Richard 
flinched and pulled back as far as he could. 

“Take whatever you want and leave,” he stammered. 

“Oh, I intend to TAKE what I want. I’m taking HER hot 
snatch and cramming my cock into it. But, first – ” 

Marcus directed the couple to get out of bed and go into 
the Master Bathroom. First, he used one of Richard’s 
silk neckties to bind his hands behind his back. After 
getting Teri to tie her husband’s feet in a similar 
manner, Marcus commanded Mr. Connor to lie flat on his 
back on floor. 

Marcus admired Mrs. Connor, just standing there in her 
little translucent nightgown, the crotch of her thong 
panties absolutely soaked with cunt juice. He grinned, 
knowing she was super-excited right now and couldn’t 
wait for what was coming next. 

“Okay, bitch, pull your panties down.” Teri did as she 
was commanded, slipping the sopping little knickers off.

“Now, since this fucker doesn’t know when to shut up, I 
want you to squat over his face and shit in his mouth.” 

“What?” protested Richard the dickhead. “Are you out of 
your mind?” 

“Nope. Do it, bitch.”

Teri didn’t need any further encouragement. She’d been 
eating all day long and had just finished the day 
downing a whole quart of grape juice. She was ready to 
let loose. Only this time, it wouldn’t be fun for the 
recipient. 

“I’m sooo sorry, Richard,” Teri apologized. She sold it 
great. She was able to sneak a quick wink at Marcus, who 
by this time had unzipped his jeans and was already 
stroking his huge hard-on, anticipating the shit show. 
Mrs. Connor stood by her husband’s head, turned and 
squatted, holding the sink for balance. She groaned as 
she pushed a whole bunch of soft grape juice-infused 
turds out of her hot puckerhole, all of them splatting 
on Richard’s face. 

“Ohhhhhhh, gaaaawdd...” Teri moaned, trying to sell it 
as shame, but it was truly unparalleled sexual 
excitement, partially from the actual physical pleasure 
of evacuation, but also from the psychological joy of 
getting delicious revenge on her nitwit husband. 

“Stop! STOP! SLAWWP!” Richard cried out as Teri’s poop 
filled his mouth and covered his face. He was just about 
to have a heart attack from the shock and thrashed from 
side to side to get away. Marcus, however, had a foot 
and his full weight on Richard’s chest, all the while 
masturbating to the sight of Mrs. Connor shitting all 
over her lame husband. 

“Nice...nice....nnnnnice...” Marcus moaned as he 
ejaculated, sending globs of jizz all over Teri’s 
backside, which also slid down and onto Richard’s face. 

“Awesome,” Marcus said. “Now I’m gonna clean this bitch 
up and fuck her good.”

This time, it was Marcus who turned on the bidet in the 
toilet. “Sit down and rinse,” he commanded. Teri did as 
she was instructed, with Marcus helping out with a 
washcloth and a little bit of soap. Then he got her to 
stand by the sink, knelt behind her, spread her nether 
cheeks and licked her ass like a popsicle on a summer’s 
day. “Mmmmmm...tasty,” he concluded. “All clean and 
ready for some nice raping.” 

“No, please...” Teri faux-protested. 

“You can listen through the door, asshole,” Marcus said 
to the gagging Richard, whose face was absolutely soaked 
in Teri's shit. Marcus took Teri by the arm and pulled 
her out of the bathroom, slamming the door behind him.

Once on the king-sized bed, the two embraced and Teri 
flashed a wicked smile at her naughty teenage lover. 
“Are you gonna rape me now?” she whispered.

“You bet I am,” he replied, sliding his fresh erection 
deep into her warm juicy cunt. 

“OH, GOD! DON’T!” Teri cried out as the pleasure washed 
over her.

It didn’t take long for both of them to reach a climax 
and Teri happily accepted Marcus’s hot fertile 
babyjuice, knowing that eventually she was going to have 
his baby. 

And by then, they’d have plenty of money.

END

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This story was written as an adult fantasy. The author
does not condone the described behavior in real life in
any way, shape or form. Anyone tempted to act out any 
of the scenarios in this story should seriously consider
seeking professional help.
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