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Honeymoon Hiccup
by Largo Scuro (fremensmok@aol.com)

***

A story about cock worship and slut-wifery that 
revolves around a newly married couple on their 
honeymoon. (MF, wife, intr, oral, anal, huml, size, 
cuck, scat, rough-sex, huml)

***

I lurched over the toilet and began to vomit. My 
bride's excrement tasted just as horrible coming back 
up as it did going down. Standing behind me, my new 
wife Sindi and her new lover, Clyde, were locked in a 
passionate embrace. I was certain they were utterly 
oblivious to me. I was about to stand corrected.

"Tom is throwing up my last bowel movement," Sindi 
said softly to her black stud-meat, in that little 
girl voice, "And I've got a belly full of your sperm. 
I never thought a man could have such power over one 
person, let alone two."

I could almost hear her squeezing Clyde's biceps. "I 
know what people need," Clyde responded. "And I know 
how give it to them. You needed this big black dick -- 
your husband, the taste of regurgitated shit."

My body convulsed as I wharfed up the next round of 
brown puke. "Mm-hmmffffff!!" More of my lovely Sindi's 
turds flew out of my helpless mouth and nose, 
splattering into the bowl. This had to be the single 
worst night of my life, hands down, no contest.

I was almost done now. I looked briefly at the 
toilet's contents. Sniffed its sickening stench. It 
was like I had a bout of diarrhea from the wrong end. 
Tiny chunks of stool mixed with some undigested 
portions of my reception dinner swam on a surface of a 
murky, tinted water. I was quivering. Never had I felt 
so completely humiliated, so emotionally devastated. 

My abdomen gave my stomach a final violent squeeze, 
unleashing one last spurt of shit/vomit. Bile burned 
the back of my throat and nostrils as it came rushing 
out. Then -- I was done. I sighed a little. Or was it 
Sindi sighing at the sight of Clyde's growing cock 
again -- oh, who the hell knows? 

I hung onto the cool toilet rim, spitting absently 
into that dirty water, dizzy. When I was finally as 
composed as someone in my shape can be, I flushed and 
looked up at the mirrored wall behind the toilet. 
Through the dried streaks of Clyde's smeared piss and 
cum I could see myself. One eye was nearly swollen 
shut. Blood stained everything from my left nostril 
down to my tuxedo shirt, and further down onto my 
pants I gazed beyond myself -- at Sindi -- who kissing 
Clyde deeply, accepting his tongue. 

My bride may not have had her panties on anymore, but 
she was still wearing her white stockings and her 
white "Honeymoon Shelf Bra", which cupped the bottoms 
of her bountiful breasts, yet exposed her big pink 
nipples and-irony of ironies-her white wedding veil! 
Clyde was still in his black turtleneck, though he'd 
been out of his pants within moments of his arrival. 

How long had it been anyway? It seemed like days I'd 
been trapped in this bathroom watching Sindi give her 
supple body to this horse-cocked bastard like some 
trailer trash whore. I looked at my watch. 11 o'clock! 
Jeez, it had only been three hours since Clyde knocked 
on our door, precipitating the end of a marriage that 
had barely begun...

***

The day couldn't have been more perfect. The church. 
The reception. Sindi. Me. Everything went so smoothly, 
so wonderfully. It was like a fantasy come true. Sindi 
and I had had a very long engagement, almost two 
years. So we were able to get very meticulous about 
how our wedding day would unfold. 

We hired a band instead of a DJ but made sure to 
record a tape of our favorite songs, which would be 
piped in while the band was on break. We put a couple 
of little bride-and-groom trolls on top of the wedding 
cake. We're big fans of line dancing, so we handed out 
cowboy hats to all our guests and line danced to 
"Crazy Little Thing Called Love." These little touches 
made our wedding day so memorable. 

The wedding night would be even more memorable but for 
touches (both big and little) that I'd rather forget.

We left the banquet hall while the reception was still 
in full-swing and snuck a drink in the hotel bar, 
accepting myriad congratulatory handshakes and hugs 
from the bar's patrons. The bartender even took care 
of our drinks. Every guy in the place was staring at 
Sindi. That wedding dress was very classy and elegant 
but nothing ever designed could restrain the curves of 
my wife's voluptuous body. 

I was sitting on top of the world. I was the guy who 
was going to get some of what these men were all 
lusting after. At this point I hadn't noticed the 
handsome black man sitting in a booth behind us, 
though I would learn later Clyde had been back there, 
eye planted firmly on my bountiful young bride.

After we finished our drinks we went up to the room, 
kissing each other the whole ride up on the elevator. 
I carried her across the threshold into our beautiful 
eleventh story honeymoon suite. I plopped her down on 
the bed, got on top of her kissed her some more.

"That has been the best day of my life," I told her.

"It's only going to get better, baby," she cooed, 
"Wait till you see what I've got under this dress --"

Oh I'd see what she was wearing eventually. But that's 
all I'd be able to do. Is look.

I started patiently unhooking the back of her dress. 
She reached down and felt the tiny bump in my pants. 
Yep, I was hard and yep, I'm so poorly endowed that 
tiny is as big as I get. A good one-point-five inches 
as a matter of fact. But that didn't matter right now. 
It would later on, but for now I was giddy with the 
anticipation of making love to my wife. Mrs. Me! It 
was truly intoxicating. 

Then the moment was lost. Forever. When -- Sindi 
started hiccupping. The first time she did it made us 
laugh. Then she hiccupped again. We both paused now 
and waited. Sure enough she hiccupped a third time. 
"Maybe some (hic!) water'd do the (hic!) trick, dear 
(hic!)," she said shyly.

Dutiful new husband I was I jumped up and raced to the 
wet bar where I found some bottled water in the 
fridge. I cracked the seal and handed it to my bride. 
She sat up in bed drinking. I sat beside her, stroking 
her back. She'd be done with the water in a minute and 
we'd get back to business. For now she was drinking 
from the water bottle, lipstick'd mouth wrapped around 
its tip, dainty hand holding the cylindrical 
container. My teeny weenie was doing cartwheels in my 
pants. Her eyes rolled toward me and smiled as she 
drank. She knew what was on my mind. She stopped 
drinking and waited, then HICCUP!

"You know what (hic!) might help," Sindi said huskily, 
leaning forward on the bed, rubbing her upper chest, 
"If I breathed (hic!) into a paper bag (hic!)."

"Paper bag, paper bag..." I said to myself as I began 
to think. Nope, they don't usually stock hotel rooms 
with a supply of paper bags in case someone gets the 
hiccups. "Shit, I might have to go get one at the gift 
shop..." 

"Fiddlesticks," Sindi chuckled, hiccupped, then took a 
big gulp out of the bottle, swallowing deeply, "Call 
room service. This (hic!) water'll do me fine till 
they (hic!) get here."

Whatever suited my beautiful new wife. No sooner had I 
picked up the phone than there was a knock at the 
door.

"Ooo, honey," Sindi waved, "That's (hic!) probably 
somebody who (hic!) works here, go tell them (hic!)."

I hung up the phone and ran over to the door. I 
quickly looked through the peephole, seeing a young 
African American man in a black turtleneck through the 
fish eye glass. I cautiously opened the door, making 
sure to be ready to close it quickly just in case. I 
mean, you watch enough news programs on stuff like 
this happening, you get wary of strangers knocking on 
hotel doors.

Clyde was a strapping young man. Big shouldered, tiny-
waisted, long legged. 

And blacker than black. He smiled courteously at me 
and shuffled a little. "Sorry to interrupt things", he 
said with a wink. Off my intentionally blank 
expression, he continued, "You were down in the bar a 
few minutes ago, right? Happy couple, just married?"

"Yes," I said, skepticism brewing, arm poised to slam 
the door in his face.

"I think the bride dropped this," he said and held up 
in one of his large meaty hands a tiny silver ring, 
just like the one I gave Sindi on her birthday back in 
our courting days. I looked closely at it. It bore a 
piece of amethyst, Sindi's birthstone.

"You don't work here," I said firmly, "How did you get 
our room number?"

"Oh, hey, it's cool," he said, taken aback, "I just 
overheard you guys, everybody down at the bar heard 
there was gonna be a 'fireworks show up in 1106', 
remember?"

I nodded, trying to hide my embarrassment. I was the 
one who yelled that "fireworks" line mere moments ago.

"Who is it (hic!) dear?" came Sindi's voice from 
behind me.

I could see Clyde crane his neck, straining to get a 
glimpse of her. He wouldn't yet as she was on the bed. 
It was around the corner from the bathroom, which 
blocked the view. Ahh yes, the bathroom. Where the 
last shreds of decency I possessed would be ripped 
away from me faster than my wife's wedding gown. But I 
digress.

"Sin, are you wearing your birthday ring?" I asked.

Pause. "(hic!) Hey!" was Sindi's confused reply.

She came around the corner now, hiccupping, looking at 
her right hand. Clyde drank in her body. Sindi stopped 
when she saw Clyde over my shoulder. 

"Oh hi --" she said eyes cascading up and down Clyde's 
physique. That turtleneck was a little snug. I started 
realizing Clyde could be considered what women call "a 
specimen." Without looking at me Sindi said, "Oh! 
There it is --" She smiled at the sight of the ring, 
then looked up at Clyde's handsome face. That was the 
end of her hiccups. 

"Here you go," Clyde said handing it past me to her. 
"It was under one of the bar stools downstairs."

"Thank you," Sindi said, absently putting it back on, 
"I deliberately lost a few pounds for the big day. I 
guess some came off my fingers!"

"There are worse places for a woman like yourself to 
lose weight from," Clyde quipped, eyes dropping to the 
rest of her body then back up to her blushing face. 
She'd taken this lascivious compliment like a box of 
candy! "I'm Clyde by the way."

"Sindi," my new bride said in a faraway voice. 

"Thanks a lot, Clyde, nice meeting ya," I remarked, 
then slammed the door in Clyde's face. I was about to 
get back to business with Sindi but noticed she had 
undergone some kind of metamorphosis in the last 
thirty seconds.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" the blushing bride said 
shouldering past me, throwing the door open again, 
"Could you be any ruder, Tom?" she snapped in a voice 
that was more customary for a wife of seven years than 
seven hours. Clyde was still on the other side of the 
threshold, amused at Sindi's behavior.

"What?" I said utterly puzzled.

"This gentleman returns your birthday present to me, 
which could have been lost forever, and you slam the 
door in his face?" Giving me a searing look, she 
turned to Clyde, features softening. "Would you like 
something? A drink, something to eat? We'll call room 
service."

Clyde looked a little unsure, "Oh I don't know, that 
sounds like an awful imposition on your wedding 
night."

"Oh it's no imposition at all, here," Sindi pushed me 
aside, begging the young man entry into our honeymoon 
suite. 

"Dear --" I said, stopping when she glared at me. 

"If you insist," Clyde said and walked right into our 
honeymoon suite like he owned the place. Sindi watched 
him walk by, eyes planted in his firm butt. 

Clyde whistled loudly. "Nice." 

Keeping her eyes on him Sindi muttered so he couldn't 
hear, "You can say that again." She then followed him 
into the room where he plopped that "nice" ass down in 
a seat at the table.

"What can we get for you, Clyde?" Sindi said leaning 
on the table so her large breasts were right at 
Clyde's eye level.

"Mmm," Clyde mused loudly, practically yanking that 
wedding dress off with his eyes, "Tanqueray and 
tonic!" he said, clapping his hands together, licking 
his lips.

Sindi smiled at him a second then looked up at me 
angrily. Hell, I was still standing at the open door 
to the hotel room. Tell the truth I felt like walking 
right out and going back down to the bar for another 
drink. Though I'd have a tough time explaining to all 
those people who'd just congratulated us exactly why I 
returned. Especially after the young black man just 
left the bar to return one of the bride's lost 
trinkets to her.

This is where I noted that had Sindi never gotten the 
hiccups, we would have been so deep in the heat of 
passion Clyde's knock would have gone unanswered. 
Tomorrow, on the plane to Hawaii, she would have 
noticed the ring was gone and I would have promised to 
replace. Instead this was happening.

"Wake up, Tom!" Sindi barked, "The man wants a 
Tanqueray and tonic."

Sindi slid her butt up on the table and crossed her 
legs. Her foot bounced impatiently as I shut the door, 
walked to wet bar and made the slowest Tanqueray and 
tonic I could muster. I'm talking one ice cube at a 
time. But my passive-aggressive move was not met with 
the proper response. Instead of getting more pissed 
off that the drink wasn't coming fast enough, Sindi 
turned to Clyde and the two began to hit it off. 

By the time I was done mixing the drink, Sindi'd 
already told her our whole life story, how we met, how 
I proposed to her, the reception. And Clyde in turn 
had told her about he had just gotten fired as a 
wedding limo chauffeur. The reason? "I guess I dicked 
one bride too many," he confessed with a rich laugh. 
Sindi busted into an embarrassed giggle at what I was 
to find out was no joke.

I handed Clyde his beverage and sat on the bed across 
from them. He slumped in his chair a little and 
planted his feet apart. He was wearing white pants and 
no underwear from what I could gather. And I gathered 
quite a bit let me tell you. There was a massive bulge 
on the left side of his inseam. It was plain to see 
his length and thickness. 

Hell, I could even tell he'd been circumcised! And the 
kicker? His penis was still flaccid! This man was 
fucking equipped. Panicking, I quickly looked up at 
Sindi. Her eyes were deadlocked on that thick piece of 
black pipe, jaw agape. 

Clyde's eyes narrowed at Sindi, "Well, somebody's 
checking out the merchandise," he said in a disgusted 
tone.

Sindi gasped and immediately looked away, blushing 
again, getting all flustered, "Oh, I'm so sorry - I 
just couldn't help - Please take it as a compliment!"

Then Clyde turned to me, "I wasn't talking about you." 

This prompted Sindi to look up at me in pity. "You 
have to be kidding me, Tom."

My face flushed and my mouth went bone dry. 
Nonetheless I did manage to get out a good "W-what?"

"You were scoping out Clyde's package?" she sneered.

"Hmmm," Clyde said in a mocking tone winding up for 
another witticism, "Maybe Tom's short for Tomasina? He 
may dress, talk and act like a man but let's face it, 
even the butchest of lezzies don't have a big dick. 
She got to look out of sheer curiosity."

I was fuming, but what came next hit me between the 
eyes.

"You're half right, Clyde," Sindi said, snickering.

"About the lesbian part?" Clyde smiled, stirring the 
drink I had fucking made for him, wishing now I'd 
spiked it with arsenic.

"About the not-having-a-big-dick part," Sindi 
finished.

No, no, no, this couldn't be! How could my wife have 
told this strange man something as intimate as that? 
She was breaking vows left and right here. "Now wait a 
minute," I said, trying to sound like Dirty Harry 
(which prompted me to wonder if lack of manhood was 
the reason that he carried that .357 Magnum around). 
"We haven't even seen Clyde's dick."

"What's that supposed to mean?" Sindi said, looking at 
me as if I had three heads.

I puffed myself up and actually said this: "All we're 
looking at is a bulge in his pants. I may not have a 
dick that big, but I sure as hell have bunched up tube 
socks that are!"

Tom laughed, feeling no sting at my accusation.

My wife on the other hand looked mortally offended. 
"Oh!" she bellowed, "You are totally fucking 
disrespectful sometimes you know that?" SHE was 
calling ME disrespectful?

"Easy, baby," Clyde touched Sindi's shoulder and she 
relaxed a little, "You just hurt the man's pride and 
he's taking it out on the biggest target." 

Sindi smirked at the pun as Clyde turned to me. "Tom, 
my man," he said, in a friendly tone, leaning forward 
"I never been married but I know how judgmental wives 
can be. My gramps used to say he never knew he was a 
lousy lay until he got married. A husband can never 
perform up to his wife's standards in or out of the 
bed. It's a given. Now I'm sure your dick isn't as 
small as she says."

"Show him, dear," Sindi said breaking the mood, "Show 
him little Tom-Tom."

I pondered if it would be worth going to jail if I 
killed Sindi for saying that.

But Clyde was good at mediation. "I'll settle this one 
in a simple way that isn't embarrassing for Tom," 
Clyde said in that understanding tone. He stood up and 
walked over to me so that he was between us and his 
back was to Sindi. "I'll show you mine. Say yes if 
you're as big, say no if you're not."

I was a little skeptical at this one but after a 
moment nodded okay. It seemed like the most logical 
thing to do, given that my own wife just told this 
guy, who she didn't even know, that I had a little 
dick.

"OH CAN I SEE IT?!" Sindi shouted, jumping off the 
table.

Clyde put a hand behind him, stopping her, "This is 
between men, baby," he called her baby again, jeez! 
"I'm not ready to show myself to no strange woman." He 
was right about that. And Sindi was getting stranger 
by the moment. Disappointed, Sindi went back and sat 
on the table behind Clyde.

He stepped toward me, crotch at my face level. "Ready, 
Tom?" he asked gently. 

I just looked up at him and gulped. He unzipped his 
fly, reached in and -- I watched the part of his prick 
that had been dangling below his inseam, slide upward 
as -- he pulled out the longest thickest organ I had 
ever seen! He let it drop between his legs and swing 
like an enormous black pendulum. It was 
proportionately large, as if I was looking at Clyde's 
reflection in a funhouse mirror, one in which his 
crotch was exaggerated. 

The smooth round head was the size of a golf club. And 
to make matters worse, it was a visually pleasing 
cock. I've never desired to look at another man's sex 
before but I couldn't help appreciate the beauty of 
this man's thick, black. "Well?" Sindi shouted from 
behind him, "Yes if you're as big, no if you're Not." 

I felt tears welling up in my eyes. This cock made me 
feel like I had nothing at all between my legs. 
Compared to Clyde I really was a woman, "No," I said 
finally, voice quivering, "N-n-nowhere near as big as 
that." I quickly dried my eyes and looked away.

Clyde shrugged and stuffed his tremendous manhood back 
into his pants. He walked back over to his seat and 
sat down. I noticed Sindi looking at me, one eyebrow 
cocked, like she had something over on me and there 
was nothing I could do about it. She looked at Clyde 
and smiled. He took a sip of his drink. "Good 
Tanqueray and tonic, my man." This was the last nice 
thing Clyde said to me.

"So when do I get to see it?" Sindi asked.

"Sindi, God!" I said, "Can we just..."

"I don't like showing my beef to some woman I just met 
but..." he rubbed his chin and looked at me, Heaven 
knows why. Then he looked back at Sindi, "I'll make an 
exception if you show me something first."

I thought of Popeye. That's all I can stand, I can't 
stands no more!! I stood up, "You can't talk to her 
like that!" I yelled at him, walking up to his chair. 
"This is a married woman, I'm her husband and I won't 
allow it!" I grabbed Clyde's shoulder. Big mistake.

I barely saw Clyde's fist leave the armrest it flew so 
fast, slamming into my stomach like a torpedo. I fell 
to my knees, the wind knocked out of me. For a moment 
I was seeing stars. Then the stars were gone but I was 
now bathed in cold sweat. 

Clyde's sledgehammer fist pounded me again, this time 
in the face. I sailed backward, landing on the corner 
of the bed. A piercing pain shot through me back as I 
slumped over. I could feel the side of my face begin 
to swell. Blood started drizzling out of my nose and 
onto my shirt. I pinched my upper lip and raised my 
head to halt the flow.

Clyde was now standing above me, "You try any physical 
intimidation with me again," Clyde said quietly with a 
withering look, "I'll throw you out the mutherfucking 
window."

I was too scared to do or say anything. Clyde may not 
have been the tallest or the widest, but he could sure 
pack a whollup. Whatever concern Sindi had for my 
well-being seemed to be overridden by awe at Clyde's 
brute strength. "You should listen to him, dear," she 
said, looking at Clyde. "I think he means it."

Clyde turned to Sindi and in an apologetic tone said, 
"Look I think I'm just gonna go, if that's all right 
with you. I'm sure it's all right with him."

"No," Sindi ordered to my utter dismay, "You sit right 
back down in that chair. You didn't just beat the hell 
out of my husband for nothing."

"What?" Clyde said, echoing my thoughts.

"I want to show you something," she said, licking her 
lips.

Clyde gave me an amused look, then sat back down in 
his chair. 

Sindi couldn't get started fast enough. Facing Clyde, 
she reached behind her and slowly began undoing in the 
hooks in her wedding dress, one by one. I noted that I 
had unhooked just enough so that she didn't even need 
any help with the first few. Pretty soon she had the 
last undone. She slid her dress down, wiggling her 
curvaceous body as she did so. From my angle, which 
was pretty much the floor behind them, I noticed Sindi 
was wearing a bra. 

As the dress came down below her waist I could see she 
was wearing a white thong. This was the first time I'd 
ever see her wearing one of those and boy did it look 
good. The cheeks of her bubble but stood out like 
side-by-side hot air balloons, and not a tan line in 
sight. Her wedding gown cascaded down those long, 
perfect legs sheathed in white hose and finally, 
dropped to her dainty feet, encased in a pair of white 
heels.

Clyde looked her over with distant approval. She could 
show him more.

Sindi unclipped the cups of her special bra, giving 
Clyde a view of her nipples. Two buttons fastened her 
thong, one at each hip. With a quick "Snap! Snap!", a 
tug and a toss, she was suddenly pantiless. She stood 
before him, shoulders back, arms at her hips. "Well?" 
she asked, "Have I earned the right to see what you've 
got down there? Am I worthy?"

"Yeah, baby," Clyde nodded, standing up, "I just got 
to take a leak first."

Clyde walked past Sindi over me without even looking 
down. For a split second I was afraid he was going to 
step on my crotch. He didn't.

"I can't wait anymore!" Sindi protested, twirling 
after him. I looked up at her in all her naked glory, 
pouting like a spoiled kid.

"What the fuck, you can watch," Clyde said matter-of-
factly.

Sindi DID step on my crotch as she walked over me, 
chasing him to the bathroom. 

Holding my aching canastas, I could see Sindi run up 
to the bathroom door and stop. She looked in and 
smiled shyly, blinking her big blue eyes theatrically, 
clasping her hands at her bush so her huge half-bare 
tits squeezed together. "Can Sindi hold it for daddy?" 
she said in that sexy little girl voice of hers. 
Giggling, she hurried in. I scrambled to my feet and 
ran up to the door. The sight before me made my 
stomach churn.

Clyde was facing the toilet, which was all the way in 
the big bathroom, on the wall to my left. His hands 
were on his hips. Sindi was slightly in front of him 
and to his left, her back to me. I couldn't see her 
face and she was blocking my view of the below-the-
belt action but the soundtrack told the story well 
enough. 

ZZZZIP!

Sindi: "Oh WOW!"

FLOPPITY FLOP!

Sindi: "Oh! Jesus, how do you get dressed? I've never 
seen a cock so..."

"Just shut up and aim," Clyde said impatiently.

Sindi suddenly flinched, just before the unmistakable 
WIZZZZZZ of Clyde's urine flowing into the bowl began.

"This is fuckin' great!" Sindi cheered looking Clyde's 
cock drain itself.

Clyde finally saw me at the doorway, "I think hubby 
wants to watch --" he said with disdain.

Sindi didn't look back, just yelled, "Ooh Tom honey! 
Come over here you've got to see this thing in action. 
It's like a fuckin' fire hose!"

Feeling wanted again, I slowly walked into the 
bathroom. Another big mistake. I walked up behind 
Sindi and looked over her shoulder. She had that 
monster cock in her hand, directing the stream with 
little movements of her wrist. She's a lefty, so that 
diamond engagement ring winked back at me every few 
seconds. Clyde's piss was shooting out at an 
incredible volume and rate. This was one guy who 
really could piss like a racehorse.

"Get a better look," she said making room for me. "I'm 
writing my name, see," I scootched in further. I saw 
her make an opposing crescent motion, "S" she said 
continuing to write in the toilet water, "I-N-D --" 
then suddenly turned the dick upward, squirting me 
right in the eye with Clyde's piss!! I immediately 
turned and ran back to the other end of the bathroom.

"EYE!!" she said, laughing like a she was on ether or 
something, letting the stream flay this way and that, 
hitting the mirror, the sink the floor, before re-
aiming it at the bowl again.

Clyde was laughing now, "You're one piece of work, 
bitch!" he said.

It was here that I first caught a glimpse of myself in 
the mirror, which was basically the entire wall of the 
bathroom the toilet was on. I was wet with Clyde's 
piss. The spot on my face where his fist connected was 
swollen pretty bad. My nosebleed had stopped, but 
there was blood all over the lower half of my face and 
my shirt, which by the way I would have to pay the 
tuxedo place for. 

Clyde's stream of piss ended. Little rivulets of his 
piss streaked down the mirror, remnants of Sindi's 
little prick waving venture. In the reflection I had a 
clear view of Sindi's face and Clyde's massive cock, 
gripped in her little white hand.

"Okay now shake it," Clyde ordered. Sindi did and few 
more drops of urine dribbled into the toilet. "Shake 
it some more," Clyde said and Sindi obeyed, shaking it 
again. "Some more --" Clyde said a little softer. 
Sindi shook it again. This time it was noticeably 
thicker, and growing by the second.

"Holy shit --" Sindi said, amazement in her voice. 
That dick was already a third bigger than when I first 
laid eyes on it!

"Some more," Clyde said.

Sindi shook the stiffening member again. It had now 
increased its length by seventy five percent and 
showed no signs of slowing down.

"Keep shaking it, don't stop," came Clyde's next 
command.

Sindi complied, shaking his magnificent penis. It 
flopped and flopped in her hand until it could no 
longer flop. At what I estimate was at least twelve 
inches, Clyde's cock was now a gigantic rigid tool 
that merely bobbed up and down like a diving board. 
Sindi knew what that big dick wanted next and 
instinctively started stroking it in her left hand, 
diamond engagement ring and wedding band glistening on 
her ring finger. The thick sounds of her palm against 
his dick-meat came in a steady rhythm. Thuck -- thuck 
-- thuck -- thuck.

Every once in a while she'd cup the head of his prick, 
squeeze, then go back to caressing the shaft.

"Take out my balls," he ordered.

As Sindi stroked with her left hand, she got behind 
him and reached around his waist with her right. She 
went into his fly and came out with a pair of lime-
sized balls encased in a nutsack that looked like it 
was made of black velvet. Peeping at his prick from 
inside the crook of his underarm, she cradled, 
caressed and rolled the balls with her right hand as 
she spanked him with her left, picking up momentum. 
Thuck, thuck, thuck, thuck --

I didn't know how long this went on for. I was in a 
state of partial hypnosis. I was out of my body. Here 
was a beautiful woman loving this massive genitalia 
with her small mothering hands. It was really quite 
erotic. Clyde's voice finally took me out of my 
trance.

"Faster, bitch," he commanded. My wife complied, 
stroking faster. 

Thuck-thuck-thuck-thuck --"Okay get ready," he said. 

"Yeah --" Sindi whispered, eyes aglow and fastened on 
that gargantuan tool.

I could see him tense up. "Unnngggghhh." He moaned and 
out that gargantuan love muscle shot a wad of thick 
come. It splattered on the mirror just about the 
toilet tank with a loud SPLATCH! Both Sindi and I 
gasped at Clyde's volume and trajectory. Sindi spanked 
harder and faster as another big spurt blasted out of 
that huge penis, joining the first shot, which was now 
running down the mirror. The third ejaculation hit a 
small slender bottle of conditioner, knocking it over. 

I couldn't believe it. Neither could Sindi. She stared 
at the cock in her hand as if it were some 
supercharged weapon from the future. THUCK-THUCK-
THUCK-THUCK! A fourth shot joined the gathering mess 
on the mirror. Then a fifth, a sixth, a seventh. 
Finally, Clyde relaxed and smiled at her. Sindi slowed 
down and stopped slapping that now-softening member, 
out of breath from the adrenaline she was apparently 
experiencing. She shook her aching wrist.

"No be a good girl and clean up", he said paternally. 
Sindi grinned, turned to the sink and gingerly scooped 
up a Kleenex with her clean hand. Clyde took it from 
her and tossed it in the trash, "You won't be needing 
that", he said. "Now clean up." Sindi understood. 
First she crouched down and licked his cock and balls 
clean of his sperm. Then she stood before him and 
licked her left hand, wedding ring and all. She looked 
like a cat cleaning herself. 

Of course this was another humiliation for me. Sindi 
had always absolutely grossed out by my sperm. Never 
even wanted to see it. Either I came in her when she 
was on the pill, or in a condom. Once she licked her 
hand clean of his cream, she smiled and wrapped her 
arms around his neck, attempting to kiss him. He 
backed off and pulled her arms away. "You didn't 
finish cleaning up," he said impatiently. He looked at 
the mess on the mirror just above the toilet tank. 

It was like someone had assaulted the area with a 
super soaker filled with egg whites. Sindi turned to 
him again. He nodded. Obedient slave she'd become, 
Sindi turned bent over and began to lick. The sperm. 
Off. The mirror. 

Her ass was sticking straight up now. Both Clyde and I 
could see how wet she was. I didn't understand how any 
of what had transpired could constitute foreplay. But 
then I didn't even understand how any of what had 
transpired had transpired.

Clyde pulled his pants off and kicked them aside. His 
legs and his butt were smooth and muscular, still 
nowhere near in proportion to that spectacular third 
leg but quite impressive just the same. As Sindi kept 
licking the mirror, Clyde reached over to the sink, 
grabbing a bottle of body oil. He lubed up his soft 
dick with its contents then bellied up to her ass. 

He pulled his big slick cock up by its massive tip, 
and let it drop at the top of her crack, making a 
light slapping noise. He did this several times. Each 
time, Sindi moaned, as if it excited her. To my shock 
it was exciting him too. He was getting hard again! 
"Hmm," he said to no one in particular, "Which hole 
should I fuck first? The warm wet pussy? Or the tight 
little asshole?"

"Sindi told me she will never take it in the ass as 
long as she lives," I whimpered.

"Well, thanks Tom," Clyde grinned, shlong harder than 
a rock once again, "You just made the choice for me!"

He grabbed his slippery staff by its length, reared 
back, took aim -- then pushed it in as fast as he 
could go.

Sindi pulled in a deep panicked breath at being 
violated. Just call my name Sin, I thought, just call 
my name and I'll bash this sonofabitch's head in with 
the toilet tank lid. It never happened not even after 
that final, painful inch went in. "Ahh-AHHHHH!! OH MY 
GOD!" Sindi finally got out and shuddered, biting her 
jizz-moistened lips. Tom had shoved twelve plus inches 
up her virgin ass in about a second and a half. Then 
he started pumping that white rump for all it was 
worth.

"Heh-heh, your ass is all that, bitch," he said, 
pumping harder and faster, like a piston. I marveled 
at his stamina. I could not believe a guy could come 
one minute and the next be hard again and fucking with 
such force and depth. She was moaning in utter 
content. For the next eternity, I sat helplessly on 
the edge of the tub and watched Clyde master my wife's 
ass with his giant dick.

Still bent over and cleaning the come-stained mirror 
with her tongue, Sindi began playing with herself. 
Clyde pulled her hand away. "Just stick to the 
business at hand, ho," he said with no respect 
whatsoever. And who could blame him? Sindi went back 
to lapping his semen off the mirror like a good dog. 
But as if the insult wasn't enough, Clyde hauled back 
and gave her left butt cheek a smack for the ages. 

Sindi bucked at the pain and after a few seconds, a 
big red handprint appeared. I contemplated how that 
particular part of her ass-skin was hotter than the 
pink part. Clyde reached forward and squeezed her 
extra-large jugs in his big hands, tweaking her 
nipples, eliciting more cries of pain-filled pleasure 
from her.

At long last, Clyde's butt-cheeks clenched and he 
shoved his dick up her ass one last time, impaling her 
on it. "Unnnggghhhh --" he moaned and I knew he was 
unloading deep inside her. After a few moments he 
relaxed then promptly yanked his cock from Sindi's 
anus almost as swiftly as he'd put it in.

"OH!" Sindi shouted in pain, knees buckling slightly. 
I got a glimpse of her freshly fucked ass and was 
repulsed. Her sphincter must have been dilated about 
forty centimeters! And already a rivulet of sperm 
dribbled forth.

"Oh shit," Clyde said, "Now who the fuck is gonna 
clean THIS mess up?"

Sindi looked back at me, sperm eating grin on her 
face. 

I slowly stood and made for the door. I got three 
steps when I felt Clyde's massive hand on my shoulder, 
yanking me backward with such strength I fell backward 
hitting my head on the floor. He grabbed a chunk of my 
hair and pulled me back toward the toilet. "Ah! 
Please, don't do this to me!" Clyde swiveled my legs 
so that my head was between Sindi's feet. Already I 
could feel little droplets of warm, brown goo hitting 
my forehead.

"Sit on his face, ho," Clyde commanded. Sindi obeyed 
immediately and knelt on the floor. Before I knew it 
her thighs were bracketing my head and her quarter-
sized asshole was pressed against my mouth, leaking 
the remnants of its violation onto my tongue. I could 
not see what was going on above me, just Sindi's hairy 
bush and some of the bottom of the toilet bowl. This 
much I could tell:

With Sindi directly in front of the toilet now, Clyde 
sat on it. "I want you to suck on this now. Suck it 
right and I'll fuck you the way most women only dream 
of getting fucked."

"Uh-huh --" Sindi said insistently.

"Now put your mouth on it and suck it up," he told 
her.

I heard her make noises I'd never heard when she 
sucked me. Gulping, gagging, choking and most bizarre: 
humming. She abruptly stopped.

"Bitch, what the fuck are you doing?" Clyde asked, 
irritated, "I didn't say you could stop."

"I'm sorry Clyde", Sindi said, "It's just -- your dick 
had some kind of laxative effect on me. I have to take 
a huge dump and I have to take it now!"

"So take it," Clyde barked back, "You're sitting on 
your own damn Port-A-Potty, now put my cock back in 
your mouth." 

Huh? I thought. No -- no -- he didn't just say that -- 
Her own Port-A-Potty?! I had just finished swallowing 
the brownulated sperm from her butt and now this?!

"Tom," Clyde yelled down to me, "You move while she's 
doing her business and I'll punch a hole through your 
chest."

What could I do?

"Shit away," Clyde continued.

To my horror, Sindi's thighs loosened... and the first 
wave of shit fell into my mouth. It was warm, wet, and 
tasted just the way shit smells. I knew I had to do 
Clyde's bidding, so I decided to swallow as fast as I 
could and get it over with. I gulped down log after 
log of Sindi's poop, praying she didn't have a lot to 
eat at the reception. But her ass wasn't letting up. 
It was if Clyde's humongous cock had given her a high-
colonic. 

I kept swallowing, trying not to taste it but every 
once in a while its pungency would hit me and I 
gagged, causing a backlog of shit-logs in my mouth. At 
one point I was overflowing but diligently swallowed 
till I was even with the flow. Sindi did not shit 
forever. But it sure felt like she had. Eventually and 
thankfully it came to an end.

"Make sure you lick all the shit off her asshole, 
son", Clyde shouted from above. "I don't want one 
trace of it left."

So basically I wiped my wife's ass with my tongue, 
which wasn't that bad. The worst of it was over. I did 
a good job if I do say so myself. There wasn't one 
dingle-berry left when I was done. 

Of course Sindi's cock-sucking had been going on this 
whole time. She was still humming away, when she 
wasn't gagging or gulping.

"Unnngghhh," came the familiar moan from above. 
Sindi's thighs clenched my head and a second later, I 
could tell she was choking. On his cock as he pressed 
her head down on it. "Swallow everything, you little 
ho!" He said. "Ahhh, that's it!" Clyde slumped on the 
toilet, finished. For now.

For a second there was silence. Then I could hear the 
POP of his dick coming out of Sindi's mouth. She stood 
up as did Clyde and stood at the sink, facing each 
other. I slowly rolled over and stood up. 

"You were a good girl, Sindi," Clyde said, touching 
his forehead to hers.

"You shit in my mouth!" I protested.

Sindi gave me a look that made me feel lower than the 
lowest form of scum on the planet. I was not longer a 
man to her. I was no longer a human being. I was a 
second-class citizen. That's when my stomach began to 
reject what I had just put into it. A searing pain hit 
my and just as I gagged -- I lurched over the toilet 
and began to puke Sindi's feces back up.

Which brings me full circle. Here I am done with my 
last wretch. Sindi and Clyde are making out, pants-
free, just above me, getting ready to fuck again, this 
time the way nature had intended. I'd seen enough. I 
just wanted to leave. I stood up. I started making for 
the door, when Clyde grabbed my arm and literally 
threw me back on the toilet so that I was sitting down 
on it.

"Your breath stinks," Clyde said. "Tie a towel around 
your face, bandit-style."

I did not know what was going on but had no choice. I 
grabbed a hand towel folded it into a triangle and 
tied the two furthest ends around the back of my head, 
letting the rest of it hang over my nose and mouth. 
Bandit-style. While this probably was best for my 
company here in the bathroom, every shitty breath I 
exhaled was automatically blown straight up my nose. 
It was very hot and uncomfortable too. My neck began 
to sweat.

Clyde escorted Sindi up to the toilet and had her sit 
on my lap. Her butt felt good to me there, but I knew 
she wasn't getting the same enjoyment of being close 
to me. To her I was nothing more than a piece of 
furniture now. Nonetheless I started to spring an 
erection. Twas a meager hard-on, but a hard-on 
nonetheless.

Clyde took her by the ankles and spread her legs 
apart. Sindi used to be a cheerleader so she could 
practically get her legs to form a continuous line, 
toe-to-toe. "Tom, hold her legs open just like that," 
Clyde said happy with what he saw.

I complied, putting a hand under each thigh, holding 
Sindi's legs open. I had to slump back a little, so 
she wouldn't slide off my lap. The feeling of her butt 
against my cock was making me feel a little horny 
despite the circumstances.

Clyde put his hand between her legs and did something 
I couldn't see as I was once again in the shitty 
seats. Anyway, Sindi sighed at his touch. "You're so 
wet you make water feel like sand." Clyde said, 
looking into her eyes, cocksure look on his face.

He grabbed her knees and hoisted that unbelievable 
cock up to her lips. Teased her with the head. 
"Unnnhh..." came her soft plea for him to stick it in. 
He did. "Oooo! Yeaaahh!!" she moaned as he fed her 
inch by blessed inch. I could feel her thighs tense as 
her breathing quickened. "Uh, uh, uh," she muttered. 
She was sweating know. "Oh God, it's too big, Clyde!" 
she cried suddenly. "You're going to break me in 
half!"

"Relax that cunt, baby," Clyde whispered, "I'm almost 
home."

"AHHH!!" she cried out, cupping his face in her hands, 
"I love you."

Clyde moved up and got cheek to cheek with her. I 
could smell the gin and tonic on his breath as his 
face was mere inches from mine. He never looked at me, 
just past me. I was extremely aroused at this point. 
Clyde closed his eyes and bit my lovely Sindi's ear. 
Her body was starting to glisten with sweat. 

Clyde slowly pushed in and out of her. From the light 
slapping noise I could tell their pubis had met. He 
had actually gotten that thing all the way in her! The 
thought of this made me tingle all over for reasons I 
have yet to comprehend. Clyde made huge pumping 
motions, which quickened by degrees. I could 
indirectly feel his pumping as Clyde's massive thrusts 
pushed Sindi's body against mine.

Sindi began to quake like I'd never seen before. Clyde 
planted each hand on the toilet tank lid for better 
leverage and pumped her even harder. I thought she was 
going to explode the way she was quaking. "Yeah, 
bitch", Clyde said through gritted teeth, "Come for me 
like a dirty white whore." 

That did it. "Oh, OHHHH!!" she cried suddenly, 
"NNGODDDAMMM!!!" She started thrashing like a hooked 
bass as Clyde kept pumping like a mad dog, sending her 
into the stratosphere of orgasmic delight. "You-are-
fucking-INCREDIBLE!!" she screamed at Clyde, begging 
him over and over, "DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!" Sindi 
relaxed again, winded and soaked in sweat, though her 
body kept pushing against me through Clyde's rhythmic 
pussy pounding. After a minute, she began to shake 
again, "Oh here I go AGAIN!" Clyde guided her through 
so many of these massive orgasms I lost count.

Clyde slowed down and finally stopped. Sindi was just 
a pile of quivering fucked meat at this point. If it 
weren't for me holding her up, she'd have collapsed on 
the floor. "Clyde, I -- I don't know how much more I 
can take -- You're fucking the hell out of me --" she 
said breathlessly.

"You're gonna take as much as I give you, ho," Clyde 
told her, calmly. Doing all this fucking hadn't even 
caused him to break a sweat. "You'll know when I'm 
finished you feel me blow my load of baby batter into 
that hot little pussy of yours. Now shut the fuck up 
and let me do my business."

"Sorry," Sindi breathed -- Thinking about Clyde's 
absolute dominance, Sindi's utter compliance and my 
own subservience, it was at this point that I blew my 
load in my pants. The friction of Sindi's ass against 
my crotch (caused mostly by Clyde's relentless 
pumping) didn't hurt either. Anyway there I was 
holding my wife's legs apart so this black bull stud 
could fuck her, and I had just creamed my shorts! I 
was truly a pathetic excuse for a human being. But I'm 
not even finished with my story yet.

And Clyde went on, pounding her poor little pussy for 
at least another five minutes in which she came one 
last time, shaking so hard I nearly lost my grip on 
her. Man, would I have paid dearly for that slip up! 
At the height of her ecstasy, I noticed Clyde's face 
begin to tighten and once Sindi's muscles relaxed 
again, Clyde clenched his teeth, forcing his huge 
member all the way inside her, pushing her body 
against mine to the point where I found it difficult 
to breathe. 

He came louder than ever before, shuddered within her, 
relaxed slightly then pushed again. He was coming 
buckets inside her probably, I thought. His nut spent, 
he rested against us, keeping his dick solidly inside 
her so its procreative juices could work their magic 
in that womb of hers.

Sindi slowly put her arms around his neck and kissed 
him gently. "This has been the best night of my life," 
she confessed sweetly.

Clyde smiled more to himself then at her, "You took 
that big dick well, bitch," Clyde said, "Your cunt's a 
real trooper too. Come'ere --" He put his arms around 
her and picked her up, his penis still buried within 
her. Once he got to his feet, Sindi put her head on 
his shoulder and wrapped her legs around his waist. He 
carried her out of the bathroom like that.

For a moment I didn't hear anything. Then, the bed 
started squeaking. A few minutes later came her moans 
of pleasure. I began to chuckle to myself madly in 
that towel around my mouth, sending several stinky 
breaths up my nose. 

I must have looked so strange. Black-eyed, bloodied, 
pissed on and wearing this stupid goddam towel around 
the lower half of my head. I didn't have the guts to 
take it off. Clyde hadn't told me I could yet. I 
looked at my watch. It was midnight when Clyde came 
again. How many times was that? Five, I think. Five 
times in four hours. I sure wish I could fuck like 
that!

A moment later, Clyde came in whistling a happy tune, 
softened dick dangling. He walked up to the sink, 
hoisted his dick into it. He ran some warm water and 
unwrapped a bar of soap. I watched as he soaped up his 
huge cock and giant balls in that sink, getting every 
square inch of the thing. As he rinsed it off he 
snickered. "I wanted to wait till the bitch was asleep 
to tell you this, my man," he said acknowledging me 
for the first time since he came back in, "You might 
recount it to her. But as long as she didn't hear me 
it from my lips, she'll never believe I actually did 
say it. Especially if you tell her." 

He began putting on his pants, stuffing his sparkly 
clean sex missile back into their home. "My gramps 
showed me trick when I was a little boy. Gramps was 
raised by gypsies, learned a whole mess of ways to 
jack people's jewelry out from under their noses. Big 
one was the slider." Clyde reached down and took my 
right hand as if to shake it. 

I was afraid he was going to break it, but was afraid 
to resist, knowing he could do a lot worse. "When you 
shake hands with a woman, you put your thumb on the 
ring you want to steal. After you shake, simply give a 
tug and the ring slides right off as she takes her 
hand away." Clyde took his hand away and held up the 
fraternity ring I was wearing on my middle finger. I 
hadn't even noticed the ring coming off. 

"Your wife wasn't even looking at me when I shook her 
hand, there were so many people around you guys." 
Clyde tossed the ring in the air. I tried to catch it, 
but fumbled with it and it fell between my legs into 
the toilet.

Clyde chuckled, "I'm sure you'll have no trouble 
bobbing for it. You've done worse."

"Why?" I asked, surprising myself with the sound of my 
own muffled voice.

Clyde gave me a stunned look, "What're you, high? That 
bitch is fuckin' hot." With that he shook his head and 
left the bathroom. I heard the hotel room door slam 
shut a second later. Clyde was gone.

I stood up, damp cum-stain in my pants. I rolled up my 
right sleeve and dunked my hand in the toilet for my 
ring. I could see swirls of Clyde's sperm on the 
water's surface. Putting the ring back on my finger, 
dried my hand and pulled the towel off my mouth.

I went out into the room, finding Sindi sleeping on 
the bed. She was on her back and her legs were 
slightly spread. I could see the excess of Clyde's 
jism leaking down onto the sheet. She looked so 
beautiful. Maybe it was because I had already tasted 
Clyde's shit-tinted sperm but I had no trouble 
crawling up between her legs. Sindi slowly parted them 
more, probably thinking I was Clyde. I stopped at her 
gaping, come filled slit and I began to lick out its 
creamy contents, eliciting a tiny "Mmmmm..." from my 
new wife. 

I didn't know what the future held. But as far as I 
was concerned this was just a speed bump on the road 
to our happy life together. A hiccup, if you will.

END

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This story was written as an adult fantasy. The author
does not condone the described behavior in real life in
any way, shape or form. Anyone tempted to act out any
of the scenarios in this story should seriously 
consider seeking professional help.
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