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The Tales of Tamsyn
by Realoldbill (no address provided)
***
The lusty lady who made herself a duchess with her
will and wiles has become so well known that there are
oft-told tales of her adventures. (MMF, rom, fantasy)
***
Rain lashed the streaked widows and shook the shutters
but within the old inn the chimney still rumbled and
the cups were seldom empty. The weary travelers, a
mixed lot and a round dozen, began exchanging stories
to pass the time, a practice that was old when
Boccaccio and the great Chaucer wrote down some of
those entertaining tales for our enjoyment and
enlightenment.
"Do you remember hearing of a lass called Tamsyn, a
girl who made herself Duchess with a sword?" The gray-
haired man held his cup with both hands and looked
about, lifting his shaggy eyebrows. "It was many years
ago."
"Aye," said a woman across from him, "and didn't she
cut a merry swath through the local swains as well?"
She wriggled her ample hips.
"Once, so I heard, she went off to visit her younger
brother at his school." He leaned back on his bench
and scratched his back on the plastered wall with a
smile of contentment. "That's how this tale begins."
"Didn't know she had a young brother," said a crone
from the settle by the fire, her thin hands laced with
heavy veins.
"Oh yes, a fine lad, Liam I believe was his name,"
said the story teller quickly, holding the floor, "he
was nine or ten at the time his father died at his
brother's vile hand, half his sister's age and in a
school run by some of them saintly whores."
"Now, now," said a traveling monk, twirling his
cincture, his solitary pilgrimage barely begun. He
silently prayed that he had not fallen in with an
impious group although he admitted to himself that he
enjoyed salacious gossip and gory tales.
Oh aye, good sisters of course they were, each and
every one, although ignorant perhaps, and they had the
boy in their care at an abbey school from about the
age of six. Tamysn arrived alone and on a big horse,
riding astride as was her wont, and had a fine visit
with the lad, broke bread at his meager table, and met
one or two of his instructors including a young man
who had recently arrived from the Continent and was an
itinerant teacher of French and fine manners.
"Manners, you said, manners, from the French?" A stout
man patted his belly and sipped his mulled drink,
touching the side of his nose with his forefinger and
shaking his head, chuckling deep in his throat.
Well, Tamsyn took one look at the handsome young
scholastic and decided two things; she needed to learn
some French and she wanted very much to discover what
lay beneath the bulge in his leggings for it seemed
there might be a considerable weapon therein
concealed. The Duchess of what came to be called
Westcombridge was known for her lusty nature, a nature
she did little or nothing to curb or conceal. She
invited the handsome young man in the drab tunic, his
clean-shaven face glowing with good health, to come
visit her manse and teach her to read and speak some
French.
The instructor, charmed by the fair young woman with
the ripe body of a succubus and the mouth made for
kissing, quickly consulted his copybook and they
agreed on late Tuesday afternoons for an hour or so in
exchange for a meal and a bed and, he suggested,
perhaps six pence. Tamsyn smiled and shook his hand,
holding it a bit longer than was needed and making
sure he got a good look at her voluptuous curves as
she nodded to him, the body which was, as I am sure
all have heard, without equal in those years when she
was a young and often wanton woman, but still far
short of becoming the beautiful matron of her
maturity.
"And what's wrong with being a matron, may I ask?"
hissed the woman across from the storyteller with a
smile. She drank off her wine and raised her glass.
"Here's to matrons, long may they strive for
fulfillment."
The storyteller patted her knee and also raised his
mug for a refill. "Nothing in the world," he said
before he continued with his well-told tale.
The stripling had traveled widely in France and
Flanders and through the lowland duchies and perhaps
even among the Danes and had accumulated much
knowledge and a smattering of French and other
tongues, enough to survive on, as he would have said.
He had also, since he was a comely young man, sampled
numerous females of several nations who were willing
to fall under him for a few moments pleasure. He had
learned much and thought himself quite worldly, a
self-taught rake with an impressive member. He was not
without his charming wiles, and he was, to tell the
truth and shame the devil, extremely well endowed by
nature, sporting, when riled, a stiff manhood of about
a great span in length and some three fingers in
width.
"A woman pleaser that would be," said the crone near
the burning logs. She cackled into her port, legs
extended well before her and ankles crossed.
So the youth felt himself both experienced and
worldly, this pedant of some twenty and two years,
when he arrived at the walls of the newly raised
castle and went through the seldom used portcullis and
off to the stable near the manor house. Carrying his
black bag of books, he entered the rather forbidding
walls and told the young guard on duty who he was and
why he was there.
Within minutes Tamsyn appeared on the stairs, wearing
a light and airy undergown and a long dark kirtle
laced high to emphasize her lovely breasts, those ripe
peaks without parallel. She took the teacher by the
elbow and escorted him into her father's library where
he admired the many books and the small bronzes of
antiquity. They sat side-by-side at a table on a small
bench with a curved back, and the young man asked
where he should begin.
"Let me hear some French," said Tamsyn with a smile,
tossing back her heavy mane with a practiced gesture
she knew was attractive. "Tell me a story and then
translate."
So the teacher gave her one of the old fables, a short
barnyard tale of talking animals with an apt and
amusing moral, of course, and the young woman was
charmed and clapped her hands.
Discovering that his student was literate, a fact
which surprised him for he was sure he had never met
another female near his age who could read and write,
he had her make a list of words she wanted to learn
and then he wrote in the French, consulting one of his
books now and then, and, where needed, he pronounced
the more difficult terms and with his fingers showed
her how to hold her mouth to make soft sounds and with
his own mouth, displayed tongue placement. Tamsyn
imitated and he corrected with their tongues just
inches apart. They laughed together at some of the
misspeaking and their hips rubbed as well as their
elbows and forearms. His student's bulging chest was
constantly below the teacher's longing eyes, her
splendid orbs barely concealed by light folds of airy
cloth.
As Tamysn sat next to him, enjoying his smell and
warmth, her hand rested easily on his firm thigh, and
as he concentrated and wrote, wrinkling his forehead
at times, her fingers moved up his strong leg and
found the head of his resting member, no bigger than
pullet egg and much the same shape said her
fingertips. She was, briefly, disappointed and pouted
with chagrin.
When the young man became aware of Tamsyn's
explorations and discoveries, to turned toward her so
that their faces were only again inches apart, their
handsome noses nearly touching, their lips parted, and
he looked into her eyes, saw acquiescence there, and
kissed her gently and at some length. She touched his
face and felt his carefully shaved beard with her
fingertips as she returned his kiss with vigor.
When their lips parted, Tamsyn smiled at him, her left
hand now filled with his lengthening cock, stretching
it out and upward, and said that she had been told
that the French had another manner of kissing.
The teacher, well aware of his growing arousal and
feeling sweat upon his brow, gulped and nodded, saying
that she had heard correctly and proceeded to
demonstrate with an open mouth and an extended tongue.
While their tongues dueled in each other's mouth, he
put down his pen and filled his hand with his
student's ripe breast, opening laces, freeing it
completely from her loose-fitting dress and feeling
her nipple harden in his palm as her white garment
fell from her shoulder with a little help from her
ardent tutor.
Tamsyn pulled her mouth away from his, took a deep
breath and kissed him again, very firmly and fiercely,
gnawing at his lips while she undid his foreflap and
found his extended ram, pleased and excited that it
was so hard and so long and that its firm head was now
the size and shape of a double-yoked duck egg. She
could barely encircle it with her fingers as she
slipped back the foreskin.
When their mouths parted again and they both gasped
for breath, Tamsyn pushed away the table, swung her
leg over the teacher's thighs and hoisted up her skirt
to mount his rampant prick which jutted upward at just
the right angle to penetrate the girl's dripping and
quivering cunny. She captured it on the first try and
made a pleased sound deep in her throat, closing her
eyes briefly as she enveloped him, feeling him slide
easily up into her and fill her throbbing tunnel. The
sound she made was of satisfaction; his was of
surprise.
The young man gasped with joy as he sank into her warm
and clasping depths, never having entered anyone so
tight and velvety, or so eager to please and be
pleased. Tamsyn smiled and arched, taking him deeper
and deeper, enraptured that she had guessed right
about the boy's equipment, abilities, proclivities and
talents.
The sturdy bench creaked and groaned as the young
people grunted and heaved upon it. Tamsyn made sure
both her breasts found their way to the striving man's
mouth and that his pubis ground into her sensitive
nub, but the teacher came relatively quickly, crying
out wordlessly in relief as he jetted up into her deep
chamber three times, hot as lava. Tamsyn held him
tightly with her nether muscles to keep him from
withdrawing from her unsatisfied pleasure slot and
grasped his shoulders as she rolled to her right,
getting her rump on the bench and pulling the teacher
down to his knees before her, surprising him with her
strength and thrilling him with her pulsing cunny that
seemed to be milking his manhood.
He leaned back, buried in the girl and amazed that he
was hardening once more as Tamsyn wrapped her long
legs about him and moved her pelvis to and fro until
he was once more ready to swive her energetically as
her gown's laces seem to part of their own accord.
When she came, by which time the teacher was sure his
spine was shattered and his spleen ruptured, she
spasmed five times in very close succession, clawed
her teacher's back into bloody stripes and nearly
ripped his striving spear from his sweating body.
Then she let him resume his seat, straighten his
clothes and address the rest of the vocabulary list
she had put before him while she relaced her kirtle
and raked back her hair with her fingers, a smile on
her bruised lips as they both regained their breath
"And was that the end of it?" asked the monk, his
shaven pate gleaming with sweat, his tiny eyes alight.
Oh no, said the story teller, pleased to have held
everyone's attention, the ardent teacher stayed at his
task for nearly six months, but he learned to come to
the manor house well rested and to be prepared to
leave the next day feeling as emptied as a cider
barrel. In his six month of academic labor he went
from thirteen stone to twelve, and Tamsyn's French
vocabulary became quite extensive.
And did you not hear of Tamsyn the bold,
The story is bloody but it should be told,
Of murder and virtue, of silver and gold,
And lovers `n liars and hearts that were cold.
In my youth, said the corpulent merchant, shrugging
from his heavy cape as the room warmed, and you may
find this hard to believe but it is nevertheless true,
but I was an actor, a strolling player with a company
that performed various short works, both comedy and
drama, for audiences far and wide, from Hadrian's Wall
to Offa's Dike. They said I had good legs and an
excellent voice that carried well. We did neither the
miracle nor the famous mystery plays but popular
melodramas and comedies for the most part, trifles I
must admit.
"Were you now?" said the old lady nearest the fire,
"and did you ever play the women's roles."
"Oh no, but we had a lithe youngster who did those and
that was what made me think of Tamsyn, for we played
her well-built keep at for a spell, and I remember it
well, those days and nights when I was young. Tamsyn
was not forgettable. In the summer it was, high
summer, and they had a stage with a canopy, a stage on
which, we were later told, a terrible crime had been
committed."
"When was this?" asked the monk, having recovered a
bit from the story of the French teacher although he
still trembled, praying for strength in support of his
tattered vow of chastity.
Tamsyn had been duchess there perhaps six months when
we arrived and were made welcome. We dined in the
great hall with its smoky tapers, decent beef, as I
recall, and good bread from their big ovens. There
were eight or ten of us, a rep company they call it
nowadays, and we always had one play on the boards and
another in rehearsal. One of our lads could dash them
off almost overnight, a formula it was called with
expected twists and turns.
Lady Tamsyn and several other young women came and
watched us that afternoon as we practiced our
movements, our entrances and exits, making what we
must do fit the stage on which we would perform. She
did not miss anything, and when young Raymond, who
styled himself Raymond of Bruce although I doubt any
connection to the Scot except in whisky, when he came
out in his clinging tights and long skirt with his
blonde wig on his head, she put her hand to her mouth
and watched him like a bird of prey. I almost felt
sorry for the lad although I would happily have
changed places with him.
As I recall we were doing a petty drama called the
"Pirates of Malta" or some such flamboyant thing. It
was full of false oaths and swordplay, skullduggery
and narrow escapes, false pretenses and shattered
love. A bit of everything, including in and out the
window of course and several interrupted trysts, but
one we did well with many leaps and whirls, capes and
doublets as well as clashing blades. I saved lovely
Raymond, I can't recall his character's name,
something romantic I'm sure, from certain violation at
the hands of the dastardly pirates and was rewarded
with a kiss while I groped his bottom grossly. The
audience always roared at that scene.
When the performance ended at about sunset to polite
applause and the lamps and torches were extinguished,
Raymond was nowhere to be found and what had happened
I only learned later in bits and pieces as it came out
in drink over the next few months. He seemed both
unwilling but somehow proud to talk about the events.
It seems that Tamsyn had two of her burly guards grab
the boy as soon as the curtain closed and haul him off
to her bedchamber with a gag in his mouth and his
blonde wig still on his curly head, feet kicking.
There he met Tamsyn, who had costumed herself much
like one of our pirates wearing a flared jerkin, tight
britches with bulging codpiece, high boots and a
rapier plus a greedy smile. The girl proceeded, I
cannot find another word for it, friends, and I mean
not to offend, she proceeded to rape him. And I, of
course, was not there to save him from what the
melodramatic call a fate worse than death. She
violated the poor young man, who, he said, actually
feared for his life more than once, three times that
first night, threatening him with a whip and her dirk
to perform his manly duties on her ripe and willing
body, smacking his lean backside with the flat of her
blade to encourage him onward. I am sure he did his
best, and after the initial surprise wore off
cooperated fully with his attacker. Evidently his
performance was good enough to rate an encore.
Now Raymond, I assure you, was a true man in all
things. He was perhaps not as well-endowed as the
French teacher we just heard about, but he had enough
between his legs to please any woman of any age. But,
my friends, Tamsyn was not just any woman. She wanted
more, a great deal more evidently.
The only surprising aspect of this tale, and I hope
you ladies will not be offended, is that she did not
perform fellatio on the poor boy. I suspect that
really might have killed him. In fact, there is a
widely held belief that Tamsyn never sucked a man
willingly. But that is another story, true or not, and
not one for me to tell.
What she did was bind his wrists to the top of her
bed, rip open his frilly dress to the waist, toss away
his false bosom, kiss has mouth diligently and lick
and suck at his poor nipples until he wept. The boy
was nearly hairless, very smooth skinned, and Tamsyn
opened her costume and rubbed herself on him until he
was aroused and erect. Then she hoisted up his
voluminous skirts, popped open her codpiece and
pounced on him, swallowing him up and rutting like a
mad thing, until Raymond could hold back no longer and
blasted his seed up into her as she grinned above him,
her hands clawing his chest as she bounced up and down
on his shaft, growling false imprecations.
When he was thoroughly spent, she removed his gag and
gave him something to drink; I know not what, but
evidently some sort of stimulant and then she stripped
him quite bare, except for his wig with its dangling
curls, and mounted him again, still wearing her
costume and sword, riding him wildly across hill and
dale at both canter and gallop until he screamed for
release and came in her again. The boy told me, a bit
red-faced, that he was not sure whether or not the
girl herself had climaxed during her assault on his
young body, but, he said, she surely looked to be
enjoying herself, fairly frothing at the lips, both
upper and lower, and smacking his hip with her heavy
gloves and blunt sword.
Tamsyn evidently revived Raymond after using him as
much as she wished, held him to her breast and kissed
him sweetly, helped him don his costume, pressed a
gold coin in his hand and whispered, "Tomorrow."
In the next night's drama, a trifle called "The
Prisoner of Assassins," Raymond played one of the
brave heroes who rescue kidnapped Christians from the
foul hands of dark skinned, scimitar wielding people
in turbans and baggy pants. I played one of the
villains of this piece and got run through at every
performance, dying most artfully with a blade captured
under my arm. There was a lot of sword clanging, a bit
of screaming, some spilled blood, cattle blood of
course, and a happy ending.
This time, Raymond, so he said, made it to the girl's
bedchamber without help or encouragement. She was
waiting for him wearing a gauzy nightgown of some sort
which was completely transparent when she stepped
before a lamp and barely clung to her rounded
shoulders. Raymond, who was a very good quick-change
man, said he was out of his clothes and into her bed
before his pantaloons hit the floor and a hand deep in
the glorious girl, his stones smacking her ass
regularly, before she could say, "Wait."
I went looking for him that night, wandering the dank
old place and listening in various hallways until I
heard the grunting and moaning of coitus. It does have
a distinctive sound as I assume you know. I very
quietly opened the door of the girl's bedchamber and,
in the golden lamplight, there she was, on her back,
dark hair spread over her pillows, her luscious body
on full display, and young Ray was kneeling between
her legs with his face buried in her hirsute groin.
The girl, I noticed, had one hand on the back of his
head and her eyes closed. I eased in and took a seat,
but he evidently was nearly finished and Tamysn was
evidently satisfied. He smiled at me as he withdrew
his soaked face from the moaning girl and fell onto
his back, his tongue lolling.
"More, more," moaned Tamsyn from her bed as she too
flopped, her knees widespread. Never one to refuse the
requests of a lady, I pulled off my shoes and, well,
modesty suggests that I should stop here. Enough to
say, my friends, that we could not get Raymond to play
a female part again.
Now Tamsyn was lovely so all men do say,
Her beauty remembered down to this day
And with many a lad they claim she did lay
Harvesting them all like fields of ripe hay.
You have reminded me, said the monk shyly, adjusting
his rough garment and then bending to loosen his
sandal strap, you have reminded me of a story I heard
about a dark haired young woman of remarkable beauty,
and I am now sure it was this Tamsyn, a duchess I'm
positive I was told, and of some youthful choir boys.
"Oh mercy," croaked the crone, shaking her bony hand,
"Not choirboys, surely. Spare us, spare us."
Oh yes, said the monk with a smile, the narrow chapel
there within the keep had a small but locally famous
choir and within a year or so of Tamsyn deposing her
foul brother, nearly every boy in the fiefdom tried to
become a member for they were fed, clothed and even
paid a pittance for their rehearsals and performances
on the Sabbath and the holy days and they had one
other, most notable advantage in life. Now a boys'
choir, as I am sure you know, tends to be quite high
pitched, even soprano in its upper reaches and an
often reedy tenor at its best. But when boys mature,
as they have an unfortunate tendency to do, their
voices often crack, squeak, tremble and, eventually,
deepen.
The Lady Tamsyn, so they say, took an active interest
in the choir during her tenure as Duchess, which she
was for ten or twelve years I believe until she was
convinced that her brother was not only of age but fit
for the job. He, sadly, although Oxford educated, was
never as good nor as popular as his sister, but that
is a tale for someone else to tell.
It became Tamsyn's habit, when a boy's voice changed,
to take him under her lovely wing, fete him for his
growing maturity, and introduce him to the duties and
acts of a true man. In other words, friends, she
deflowered her virgin singers one after the other for
about a decade. An elderly rector toted up the list
and came to the remarkable figure of some three score
young men who had their first sexual experience
between the long, smooth legs of the fair but randy
Duchess.
"Don't believe it," said the crusty soldier. "Pappekak
as the Dutchies say."
I can understand your doubts, sir, but one of these
lads later entered the monastery of my humble order,
and it was from him that I heard the story, and I
would swear he was a truthful man.
"Not in the confessional, I hope," said the thin man
sitting beside the monk, blinking his eyes.
Of course not, said the rotund prelate, scratching at
his sparse fringe of hair. In fact, if you do not mind
a digression, I can think of absolutely nothing sinful
in a willing congress, however fleshy, between two
free people who have no other obligations such as vows
of chastity or of marriage.
The old crone nearest the fire snorted in disgust and
mumbled something about the low state of the modern
church, but the monk ignored that show of
disagreement.
"St. Paul might disagree," a stout woman said with a
smile.
The monk smiled, held back a comment about Paulism
which displayed utter ignorance of the real world,
nodded and plowed on. This lad told me that Tamsyn
collected him from choir practice one fine spring
afternoon when he was thirteen and had gone from
contralto to tenor to broken baritone within a month,
and that by the next morning he was a man who had
enjoyed experiences well above his expectations,
having seen and done things far beyond his wildest
imaginings. First, he said, she had him bathed with
the help of several giggling maids. The boy blushed
and stammered of course as his simple tunic was
removed and he stood bare in a wooden tub before
smiling females, but his exposure evidently helped
prepare him for what was to come for he said the girls
oohed and ahhed over his young male member and tickled
it most warmly.
Once clean, and in a few cases, so he was told, even
shaved if facial hair had appeared, he was presented
with new clothes including a short tunic of bold
color, a red leather belt and purse and knitted
stockings as well as a half-round cape and a soft cap
of fine felt. Then Tamsyn greeted him, led him to her
private chamber, dined with him and taught him some
table manners as she did, introduced him to good wine
and the need for moderation, and discussed his hopes
for the future, which seldom extended beyond the next
hedgerow and in the case of serfs and villians, of
course, even less far.
Then she took the lad to her bed, had him undress her
and taught him about the various parts of a woman's
anatomy and about the ways a true man could excite,
serve and please a lady. Her lecture and demonstration
complete, she then had the boy mount her and proceed
to enjoy coitus for the first time, usually in sweaty
awe and for most, quite briefly. Some, my novice told,
claimed they fainted when they ejaculated in the
duchess but he, so he bragged, not only enjoyed a full
and mighty orgasm but was able to excite the lady to
her own climax and then, youth being what it is,
perform repeatedly with her in various ways and
positions for the next hour or so.
The old soldier chuckled and shook his head. The monk
went on after seeing that he had the attention of
most.
When he was finally spent and lay lolling beside the
fair duchess, his heart loudly thumping, he said she
cuddled and kissed him, praised his manliness, gave
him a silver medal on a chain to wear about his neck
and when he was able to stand, helped him don his new
clothes and sent him back out into the world with a
coin in his purse, his own money, another first.
A few boys, so I was told, were so far above average
in either their equipment or their staying power, that
Tamsyn invited them back to spend the whole night with
her, but my novice was not among them.
Naturally, when the more mature boys told their
stories to the younger fellows in the choir,
anticipation of adolescence heightened greatly and
membership in the choir increased fivefold within a
very short time. Soon there were many more applicants
for positions than the choirmaster could easily handle
and occasionally it was said the fist fights broke out
between choirboys and those eager to join the group.
In at least one case, although I find it hard to
believe, a slight but full grown man tried to bribe
his way into the choir. Before the lady Tamsyn left
her home and went to her fortunate husband's manor,
her choir had performed at the cathedral three times
and filled that huge hall with soaring sound.
No man can please her, one sad suitor cried,
Five score have come and each one has tried,
But Tamsyn rejects them like the outflowing tide
And says she will nere be any man's bride.
"My brother and a friend of his," said the stout woman
who had listened to the previous tales and sat
comfortably with her knees wide apart beneath her
heavy skirts, "were acquainted with, perhaps involved
with is a better word, let us say they knew this young
duchess." She chuckled and passed her glass to the
original storyteller for a refill. "When I say 'knew,'
at least in regard to my brother, I mean in the
Biblical sense."
"Oh ho," cried the bluff army officer, steepling his
fingers before his lips, "knew is it, ah yes, knew
indeed." He made a crude gesture that all understood.
My brother while he was up at one of the cathedral
schools, made his tuition by painting and drawing, a
gift he had. He and another chap, a friend of his from
his childhood, who was skilled with charcoal
especially, wandered about from castle to manse and
from mill to manor house in the summer months, usually
with an ass bearing their equipment but often packing
it on their backs, offering to draw or paint the home
or its occupants for a small fee, depending on the
size and scope of the undertaking.
Before they entered the keep at Westcombridge, my
brother sketched out the place from a hilltop and his
friend added shadowing and tone to the drawing. Once
through the gate, they told one of the guards their
mission and were led to a small anteroom where they
waited, hoping for a boon since the home as well as
the land about it looked quite prosperous.
The Duchess Tamsyn herself greeted them, striking them
tongue-tied with her grace and beauty, led them to a
room with a wide table and a fireplace and then
examined and praised the examples of their work which
they spread before her. She asked for a finished
painting based on the sketch they had made of her so-
called castle, which she said she admired greatly, and
then asked about a portrait since most of their
samples were of buildings or animals. My brother was
an expert on cows.
Tamsyn told the young men that her late father had his
likeness painted, although she said she did not like
the work much and did not think it favored him
greatly. She took them out to the great hall and
pointed to a large, dark portrait hung high on the
wall. The youthful artists agreed with her, and said
they would try to create one that was happier looking
with her help and advice.
Then Lady Tamsyn asked them if either had painted any
nudes for, she said, she had seen images of Greek and
Roman works of both men and women that she thought
beautiful. The young men looked at each other and
admitted that they had not. My brother told her that
he surely agreed that some of the statues and images
from the distant past were indeed very beautiful. But,
he said, neither of them had any real training and
could never afford models to study or attempt to draw
from life.
Tamsyn smiled at them and crooked a finger. They
followed her up the stairs to a bright and airy tower
room with several narrow windows facing the south and
looking out over the rolling downs. When they turned
from admiring the scenery and pointing out the route
over which they had traveled, Tamsyn stood before them
completely unclothed, her dark kirtle and white
underdress in her hand and a smile on her lips.
To say that my brother was speechless and that his
friend was taken aback is to understate the matter.
They were frozen in place, stupefied he told me,
except for their private parts which, of course, were
quiet excited. Her young body, evidently, was peerless
as well as flawless. Grecian, he said. Tamsyn asked
them if she would do for a model and if they could
draw or paint her in the light and time available.
When my brother could speak, he sent his friend for
their easels, brushes and paints and, reminding
himself to breath now and then, walked around the
girl, studying her lush body from every angle and,
despite his best efforts, feeling himself becoming
fully aroused, a condition he found difficult to hide
for his tunic was quite short. She stood with such
ease and natural grace that he could not think of a
single suggestion to improve her pose, and he found
nary a mole nor birthmark upon her pale hide. Her
nipples, he claimed, were the size and shape of tiny
rosebuds.
His friend returned very quickly, and they both set to
work, my brother at his easel and his companion with a
large sketchpad on his lap. Tamsyn seemed completely
at ease, breathing slowly and keeping her eyes on the
distant horizon, her chin high and lips parted, quite
relaxed which is not likely to have been the artists'
condition. Her body glowed with good health and her
small nipples stood, turned slightly away from each
other, as the only dark color on his flawless skin
other than the small triangle of curly hair between
her legs.
For nearly an hour, my brother estimated, they worked
and then a knock at the door summoned the woman to
other duties. While she dressed, seemingly without
hurrying, she strolled behind the artists and looked
at what they had done. My brother had roughed in the
basic form and proportions of her body, the angle of
her legs, the tilt of her hips, the rise of her chest,
the line of her chin, the flow of her long hair, and
his friend had made a dozen or more drawings and quick
sketches of the young woman's face, head and shoulders
and a series of a half dozen of just her lovely
breasts. When Tamsyn saw those, she shuffled quickly
through them, handed them back and asked the men if
they could stay for a meal and spend the night in that
room.
In the next two hours or so my brother and his partner
made a nearly finished ink and charcoal of the
Westcombridge Keep and its outbuildings including the
small chapel which was attached and well within the
old wall. The work was about two feet by three and
both men were pleased with the outcome after adding
some touches of color. They looked at each other's
work on the female figure that had been presented to
them and offered a few suggestions back and forth.
Then they looked at each other and laughed.
As the sun set, food was brought to their room and the
servants prepared beds within the shallow alcoves. The
stars were out when Tamsyn returned bearing a candle.
They showed her their finished picture, and she said
she thought it was fine but would wait to see it in
the daylight. She asked if they needed anything, and
then she bade my brother's friend a good night, took
my astonished brother by the elbow and led him from
the room.
I must admit that my brother was quite reticent in
describing the next hour that he spent serving the
physical needs of the Duchess. He admitted that he was
not at all sure that he had satisfied their hostess,
but did admit she that had completely exhausted him.
He crept back to the small room where he had painted
that day, refused to tell his friend what had
happened, fell to his pallet and slept like the dead.
They were there for nearly a month and the work they
did, much of it at least, can be seen on the walls and
in some of the public rooms. For some reason Tamsyn
never took my brother's friend to her bed, nor did she
invite him again to her loins. The new portrait of the
old duke, Tamsyn's murdered father, pleased nearly
everyone as did the pen and ink of the keep which is
in the entrance hall. The full length portrait of the
Duchess herself in her fanciest robes and wearing her
mother's jewels was, most agreed, not a complete
success although the face was very good, especially
the eyes and the luxuriant hair. Tamsyn let my brother
keep the nude he painted of her and retained only a
few of the sketches his friend made of her body. One
she had framed and kept behind the door of her own
room and that was a charcoal of her bare young breasts
in all their high and healthy beauty, their nipples
extended which the artist had imagined since he had
never seen her like that.
Oh, they's many fine pictures up on the wall
And each shows her standing, lovely and tall,
But none show her heart, or her will or her gall
For Tamsyn was fearless, she never would fall.
"Capital," said the officer, standing to stride about,
hands behind his back, "I recall now a story about a
youthful female of Tamsyn's description and a knight
recently returned from the Holy Land or the Crusades
or some such military adventure in the East."
"I knew a knight would be involved somehow tonight,"
said the merchant. "They always are. I assume his
heart is pure."
The officer ignored the question and proceeded with
his story. He made his way up from the coast, this
haggard knight did, on foot with a staff in his hand
and his battered shield on his back, having crossed
with a fisherman, a Basque I believe he said but I may
have misheard him, and well into the third day of his
solitary traipse northward came into the suzerainty of
the Lady Tamsyn. In the fall of the year this was. The
nights were still soft and mild so I was told. He
looked about to see if his listeners attended his
words.
Whatever the season, he was welcomed, brought into the
great hall and served a meal, sharing a trencher with
the handsome Duchess herself and letting her use his
dirk from time to time to slice from the joint. The
meal over, most of the ale consumed and the dogs
satisfied, the company asked the traveler to tell them
of his adventures in the Holy Land.
He stood and gave them a tale of Saracen bastions
breached and Christians slaughtered for their faith,
demurring to take any credit for what may have been
his own role in these sanguine adventures. The
audience seemed pleased with his storytelling
abilities, would I had them tonight, friends, and
admired his humility. The knight sat and nodded to
their applause.
Tamsyn had a room prepared for him, walked him to the
doorway and asked if there was anything else he needed
for his comfort. She stood waiting, her dark eyes on
his, her wonderful body nearly touching his tired one.
The man looked at the lovely young woman and his long
dormant lust was inflamed. He had taken an oath of
chastity before leaving England two years previously
and never in all the time that had passed, had he felt
such an overwhelming urge to slake his human needs in
a female's flesh. He shuddered as he drew her to his
chest, and she raised her head to welcome his lips.
His hands trembled; his will crumpled. The sound of
other guests coming through the hallways forced the
two to separate before their lips could meet, and
Tamsyn bade the knight a good rest and took her leave
quickly and demurely.
The aroused knight bolted the door of his sleeping
chamber, stepped to the window and, as he had done
many times before, relieved himself with his hand,
spurting out thick streams of jism into the starry
night and groaning with relief. He fell to his knees
praying for strength and was still at his window and
on his knees when there was a light tapping at his
door. By then his prayers had been answered in a
manner, and he had recalled that he had sworn to
refrain from fleshy relations until he returned from
the holy wars. Now, he said to himself, I am back. And
he cursed his faulty memory silently and longed again
for his hostess and her lush, young body.
He rose, rearranged his clothing and welcomed a maid
with a basin and pitcher of water. The young woman in
her peasant dress stood by the knight's narrow bed and
asked if there was any way she could be of service.
She smiled and looked up at him, licking her full
lips.
Feeling the fool and cursing his own impatience, the
knight told her no, not wishing to embarrass himself
in bed for he now was limp and spent, and he thanked
her for the offer. Then he slept after picturing the
Lady Tamsyn smiling up at him while he lay between her
slim legs. He even forgot to say his usual evening
prayers.
**
The next morning, after a decent breakfast, the
Duchess invited the visiting knight to come out and
ride with her. He begged off, telling her that an old
back injury now prevented him for riding anything more
active than a plodding donkey or a mule cart. Tamsyn
make a rueful face and went off to gallop across the
ripe fields. Once more that day he dined at the lady's
left hand and again they shared bread and meat and
talked in a relaxed manner of various things. Tamsyn
tried some of her school-book French on him and he
attempted a bit of Italian for her. They laughed
together. She discovered that he had no wife, that he
was a second son of a minor lord with a fiefdom a
third the size of hers, and that he planned to read
the law.
After they supped, the Lady and the Knight strolled in
the garden behind the manor house arm in arm, and
Tamsyn told him of her father who had wished to join
one of the late Crusades but stayed home under orders
from his liege lord. When the stars came out, they sat
upon a bench near the herb garden, held hands and
traded kisses.
One of my maids, Tamsyn said after a bit, tells me
that you rejected her offer to warm your bed.
The knight chuckled bitterly and released the woman's
hand.
Is there a problem, asked the young woman, concerned
and hoping she had not embarrassed the gaunt man.
The knight told her of his oath of chastity and
bitterly admitted that he had been aroused by Tamsyn's
beauty and had enjoyed the awakening of feelings that
had lain long dormant in his body. He claimed that he
was unused to having clean and comely women near him
and feared he would not be able to, and he stopped
with the girl's fingers on his lips.
Tamsyn took the knight to her bed, undressed him with
much good humor, was pleased with the state of his
well-rested manhood when it was revealed, washed him
tenderly, and they lay and loved for much of the night
and all of the early morning. Now, Sir Knight, said
Tamsyn when they were sated but she still perched on
his loins with his proud root squirming inside her,
tell me again how you went two years without a woman.
The happy knight shook his head.
And how is your back this morning? asked Tamsyn.
The knight smiled, pulled her down and kissed her
breasts, saying she had cured him completely and that
her chapel should be put on the route of pilgrimages.
He was ready for the lists, so he said.
Well then, asked the young Duchess, tell me why you
swore such a foolish oath.
They laughed together as the lean man rolled the girl
over and enjoyed being between her legs and seeing her
smiling face. Their bodies began moving together once
more. I think I will stop there. The storyteller sat
and sipped his hock.
"And the moral of this story?" asked the monk, looking
disappointed and confused.
"I am not sure," said the storyteller, "perhaps it is
all things come to him who waits."
"No, no," said the merchant with a laugh, "it has to
do with contracts I'd swear. Read the fine print, that
is the story's point."
A knight came to woo her in armor so bright
It seemed to have captured the moon's glowing light
But Tamsyn rejected this man of proved might
And sent him away after only one night
"I am," said the old lady, her palsied hand shaking,
"the widow of Sergeant Forest, late of the palace
guards for Tamsyn, the randy Duchess as she was
known."
Several eyebrows were raised.
"Oh yes," said the woman, adjusting her wimple, "I met
and married Forest after he left the lady's service,
when he was eight and sixty and I was but sixteen. He
was a fine man, a nonpareil."
Now aware that she had her listeners' attention, she
continued. My late husband, she said, was one of Lady
Tamsyn's favorites, indeed he was. I must admit that
he told me once, when he was in his cups, that he had
foully assaulted the girl when her brother was making
himself Duke, but that she not only forgave him but
also invited him to her bed on many occasions.
"He raped her, your husband did?" asked the monk.
The woman nodded and sighed and crossed herself. But
he remained as a loyal guard in her service and in the
service of her young brother until he could no longer
mount the battlements or draw the long bow. But, and I
can attest to this, it was not his military
accomplishments or his unfailing loyalty that endeared
him to the Lady Tamsyn. On no, it was his sturdy prick
that the young woman desired and used and enjoyed.
I bore him seven children in ten years, and he sired
his last on me when he was nearly eighty years of age,
and, although it shames me to tell it, he died the
next winter in another woman's arms, his horn hard as
iron even in death. The unfortunate woman had to be
pried off him with barrel staves.
That picture produced some chuckles and raised cocked
eyebrows among the listeners.
Shortly after she became Duchess, by slaying her
murderous brother and his cohorts as I assume we all
know, Tamsyn asked my late husband, may he rest in
peace, to recruit more men like himself into her
service. When he made a muscle for her and stood up
tall and straight, she laughed and said she really did
not care how big and strong the men were if they could
rutt as he did, both long and hard, and if they were
as well equipped as he was for that kind of duty, for
she said, he had a most admirable manhood.
Well, as you might imagine, Forest was rather
surprised at this request having lain with the girl
several times by then and being well aware that the
lady was taking most of the other guards to her bed
from time to time as well as their young officer, the
man who actually struck the blow that made her the
undoubted duchess.
She said she had talked with the captain and told him
of her wishes and that from that day onward, no man
would became a member of her palace guard unless he
passed muster with her in her bed and in her arms.
Forest said he smiled at that and could not think of a
more strenuous or more pleasant test. She gave him a
list of the men she wanted let go as soon as
replacements could be found, men she found wanting in
her lusty precincts.
And so it was that within a year the manor house was
guarded by a cadre of young studs whose fame as
cocksmen soon spread far and wide. Tamsyn, being of a
generous nature, apparently lent them to out to young
widows, grass widows and women whose husbands were
abroad or astray, and the guards, my late husband, may
he rest in peace, told me, pleased many and sired not
a few vassals as part of their duties.
After Forest drilled each man on the fundamentals of
his weapons and taught him his duties and manner of
address, and after the novice was fed and clothed,
perhaps after a fortnight had passed since his
apprenticeship began, the would-be palace guard was
summoned to attend the Lady Tamsyn for an hour or so.
Bathed, shaved, brushed and spurred on by his fellows
with many a jest, apprehensive I am sure, each young
man then faced his liege lord, bent his knee, vowed
his fealty and then served the young woman sexually to
the best of his ability. Most, my husband told me, had
kept themselves chaste for at least a week before
their trial, but still fully half of those Forest
recruited, and he swore to me that not one had a prong
that my two hands could cover completely, more than
half of them failed and were sent away disconsolate,
with a few farthings and a bright memory as their only
recompense. Tamsyn was very selective, very demanding,
and very hot blooded.
Forest told me that at the end of her time as duchess,
after a dozen years as liege lord, Tamsyn was still as
firm, eager and vigorous a lover as she had been when
Forest and his comrades raped her on that canopied
stage. And, he said, although no one had ever counted
it up, he was sure that the lady had enjoyed more than
a thousand different men by then.
Oh say, fair Tamsyn, come out if you please,
There are boys begging, down on their knees,
Here from the hills and from over the seas
To their locked hearts they offer the keys
"You lubbers," said a grizzled man who had remained in
the shadows and now stood with his back to the fire,
"might not know it but at least one tale of the Lady
Tamsyn involves what in those old days passed for a
navy. Pirates, that's what most of them were; pirates,
fisherfolk and traders." He chuckled, "Smugglers of
course."
"True, true, surely no navy guarded these shores in
the days of yore," said Forest's widow.
True, true, the man said, now here's the tale: Tamsyn,
having learned some French, decided to cross the
Channel and try it out among her Norman kinfolk. It
was, in a manner of speaking, a bit of a pilgrimage,
so she said. She and two or three of her maids boarded
a deep-bottomed ship, down at Dover I expect, for that
old Roman town has served the cross-channel trade as
long as anyone can remember.
They started out on a fine day with a brisk breeze
from the northeast when about halfway to Le Harve,
which was a newly opened port back then, the wind
shifted, the waves became angry and they found
themselves being pushed back toward the chalk hills
behind them. After an hour or so of fruitless tacking
and colorful swearing, they were becalmed. The
contrary winds died completely, the sun dried the
sails, and the angry channel looked like a mill pond
where children might paddle and splash.
Tamsyn conferred with the red-faced captain whose
wide-spread gestures told of his inability to do
anything useful. His small crew, there were perhaps
eight or ten men, was insufficient to try to row them
to France or back to England. So they sat and bobbed
up and down and the sun sank, big and orange in the
lapping wavelets, and the stars came out.
With nothing worth reading, no embroidery to work on,
and, unlike our group, no tale tellers of any merit,
for sailors' stories, as I'm sure you know, are seldom
fit for gentlewomen's ears, Tamsyn decided to indulge
in her favorite sport and encouraged her maids to do
likewise. The Duchess began by taking the captain to
his tiny cabin at the vessel's stern and making the
beast with two backs, as they say. The captain did his
absolute best, but it was not good enough.
Leaving the bluff man exhausted on his cot and
mounting a short ladder, the Duchess approached the
first mate who had strode the deck above the amorous
couple and listened to their grunts and groans. She
convinced him with a kiss or two to enter the lists,
turned her back to him, grasped the sturdy rail, and
he tossed up her skirts and did his best to please her
but, unfortunately for both of them, found himself
unmanned by her undoubted beauty and his barely-
restrained lust within a minute or two. Tamsyn snorted
with disgust and queried her maids about their
ventures among the crew. Finding no encouragement in
that quarter, the lady approached a tall young
apprentice seaman with a queue of golden hair and took
him down to the crews' sleeping quarters and
discovered, first, that is was possible to make love
in a hammock, and second, that the young man, who
claimed to be a virgin, was well endowed to be of
service and that he was strong, diligent and nearly
tireless once he was schooled at his tasks. In
ignorance, friends, there may indeed lie bliss.
Once she was satisfied, she sent her maids to him and
then in the cool morning, she and the tyro mated once
more, this time on carefully folded sails on the
foredeck, watched and admired by the men up in the
rigging who were looking for signs of a breeze.
Shortly after the stove was lit, clouds appeared and
the wind came up. The ship reached France by the time
the sun was high overhead, and the Lady Tamsyn and her
serving ladies tripped ashore and found their hired
carriage waiting. Off to visit cathedrals they gaily
went, including I believe Angers, St. Remi and, of
course, Mont St. Michel.
A week later, they returned to Le Harve, and as
promised, the same ship was there with the same
smiling crew. Tamsyn and the tall, fair-haired sailor
disappeared below decks before the ropes had been cast
free, and they had an uneventful trip back to England
at which time the Duchess reappeared from below deck,
looking refreshed. It was several hours later when the
young sailor managed to crawl out on deck.
Tamsyn sailed to France, so they say,
On a tall masted ship with no way to pay
But no sailor complained on that sunny day
For the girl treated each like the queen of the May.
The next storyteller was a wispy man with a straggly
gray beard and rheumy eyes. "Now we are not on
pilgrimage, of course," he began, "but there was a
time when pilgrimages were very common and good folk
did one as often as they could. Tamsyn, so I was told,
began hers at Bath, at the old Norman church that is
no longer there."
"Fine place to start a holy journey," said the old
woman with a sniff, a wiggle of her nose and a lift of
her chin. "Sinful town."
The old man ignored her. They were headed all the way
north to York, York Minster as it's now called with
its Roman grottoes. I am not sure they have finished
it yet, that glorious pile of stone. The group that
the lady Tamsyn joined that spring consisted of a
dozen or so men and three other women, two of them
semi-cloistered nuns and the other a cripple who was
pushed in a cart by a half-wit servant.
As they moved slowly toward their goal, trudging from
town to town and church to church, they relieved the
tedium with songs and jest, and just as we do, with
storytelling. Tamsyn, however, undertook another vow
and that was to seduce and bed every man along the
way. On their first night, foot sore and hungry, they
took refuge at an inn of some size. Tamsyn looked over
the group and decided that only two or three men were
going to be a challenge for her ways and wiles. One
was a robed priest, Benedictine she assumed although
she turned out to be mistaken; another was quite
elderly and seemingly unworldly. He kept pace with a
long staff in one gnarled hand and rosary beads in the
other while the third was a callow youth who was under
his doting mother's protection. Tamsyn smiled to
herself at the thought of the work ahead, rubbed up
against one of the larger men in the entourage and
soon found herself being pleased mightily in his bed.
"Wait, just a minute," cried a commanding voice from
near the window. "Go no further, I beg you."
"Who calls like that?" asked the officer, hand on the
hilt of his old sword.
The woman strode across the room, tossed back her
hood, smiled and said, "I am Tamsyn, a one-time
Duchess and now, as I assume you know, Lady West of
Greenshire. Those tales were of my youth." She looked
from person to person.
"And were they true?" asked the monk bravely.
"In some respects, I fear they were, but all have been
embroidered over the years so that I hardly recognize
them myself."
"And did you seduce every man on that pilgrimage, the
story I was telling?" asked the graybeard, somewhat
anger by her interruption.
"I did not. It never happened. This trip is as close
to pilgrimage as I had come, but if you bear with me
patiently for a bit, I will tell you what really
happened, oh, so long ago." She smiled and looked
about.
And then Tamsyn told the story of how she met the
handsome Baron she soon married and of how he tamed
her and brought her to become his true and faithful
wife and helpmate. But, of course, that is another
tale altogether.
Now hoist glasses to Tamsyn, lovely and brave,
Who fought for her freedom and would not be a slave
To many a good man much pleasure she gave
Now bid her farewell with a fine, hearty wave
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