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Euphamisms - 2
by Neil F. (no address provided)

***

Susan could have been a great actress. All her clients 
say so. She plays every role to the hilt. (MF, oral, 
anal, prost, role-play)

***

PART 2: IT Support

Gary expected her at 2:30, and Susan arrived right on 
time, wearing slacks and the logo shirt of a well-
known IT support company and carrying a laptop case 
and tool kit.

Gary's secretary nodded and waved her in, being too 
busy to do more than glance up from her machine. Susan 
knocked on his door and was called in. Gary smiled at 
her. "Good to see you, Susan. I think we need a full 
diagnostic today, focusing on the I/O interfaces."

"Sure, Gary," she said easily. Like Fuller, Gary was a 
bit odd, but he could be fun, too. She accepted his 
payment for the service call. "Let's get the cover off 
first, shall we?"

Both quickly discarded their covers. "Start with 
inspection of my cable and the connector," Gary smiled 
as Susan got on her knees to do just that. A careful 
inspection with hands and mouth followed, and Gary had 
to interrupt after a few minutes. "I think that port 
is working fine. Why don't you watch the screen while 
I test the others?"

Susan smiled and chuckled as she provided the standard 
safety equipment before bending over the desk. He slid 
his cable into place. "Primary port looks good. Solid 
connection." He removed and inserted it repeatedly for 
almost ten minutes before stopping. "Now to make sure 
the last access point, the backdoor, is functional and 
secure." He aimed a bit higher and inserted his cable.

"You know," Susan commented, "the manufacturer never 
intended that connection. Be careful," she grunted as 
he picked up his pace, "or you'll void the warranty." 
He slowed down and smoothed out. "Better," she sighed 
in relief. Making sure her 'back door' was functional 
and secure, would never be her favorite activity, but 
he paid well for it. 

The diagnostic routine went on for another ten minutes 
and she actually managed a successful task completion 
notice before he grunted and started to 'download'. 
Susan sometimes wondered about the mixed metaphors, 
but then she shrugged and moved on with her day.

"Thanks for the very productive service call," Gary 
said. "I'm sure I'll get a lot more work done now."

"Always happy to help," she assured him while 
discreetly double-checking his fee. "Same time next 
month?"
	
"Right. See you then."

Continued in part 3...

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It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with
others outside a monogamous relationship. But it isn't
okay to *HAVE* unprotected sex with people other than
a trusted partner. 4-million people around the world 
contract HIV every year. You only have one body per 
lifetime, so take good care of it!
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