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Amanda and Laura's Habit
by Anonymous (address withheld)

***

Amanda and Laura are sisters who enjoy each others 
company in odd ways. One night when their parents are 
out they discover a love for each other's bodies and 
especially what comes out the bottom of them.
This is my first attempt at writing so please be 
gentle. (FF, 1st-lesbian-expr, inc, mast, scat)

***

Hi, my name is Amanda and I'll start straight away by 
saying that me and my sister are both shit eaters and 
piss drinkers. We are otherwise normal girls, we don't 
do drugs, sleep around or have heaps of tattoos or 
piercings. We know what we like and we are very lucky 
that have each other to do it with. At present I'm 24 
years old, my sister Laura is 26 and we have lived 
together in a flat since we moved out of home 5 years 
ago. 

Living together we of course have ample opportunity to 
do what we like to please each other but there are 3 
instances I would like to tell you about here that 
will always stay in my mind as very special moments in 
our relationship. They are the first time we were 
together, our first night together after moving out of 
home and another one that happened very recently that 
we both found very funny and made us laugh for days.


Chapter One

I'll start from the beginning. I was 14 and Laura, 
being 18 months older than me, had just turned 16, our 
parents had both gone out to some meeting to do with 
Dads club and then were going out for drinks 
afterwards. They had left Laura in charge, told us not 
to expect them back till very late and expected us to 
be in bed when they got home. Laura and I knew exactly 
what we were going to do that night and most of it 
involved the booze fridge. 

We had been planning the night for ages; we were going 
to get drunk, smoke cigarettes, play loud music and 
generally have a great time of it. Mum and Dad had 
left the house at 6:30 and by 8:00 we were pretty much 
out of it. It was then that Laura produced the porno. 
I know now that it was pretty standard stuff, lots of 
straight sex in challenging positions, a couple of 
anal scenes and some lesbian scenes, but at the time I 
thought it was the most shocking and exciting thing 
I'd ever seen and she hadn't even put it in the player 
yet! 

"So, what do you think?" Laura asked with a smile and 
a laugh "wanna watch it?"

"Yeah!" I said, the alcohol making my voice louder 
than I meant it to be. Laura smiled at me again and 
went to put it in the machine while I made myself 
comfortable on the couch. We had decided earlier in 
the night to get changed into our pyjamas so that we 
wouldn't have worry about getting changed later in a 
drunken state. I was dressed in my oldest jamas, a 
faded light pink pair that were developing holes 
around the crotch and bum area meaning I had to wear 
undies underneath to hide my bits. Mum kept wanting to 
throw them out but I insisted they were the most 
comfortable ones I owned. 

Laura came to sit to next to me wearing her nightie 
and dressing gown over the top. The nightie she had 
owned for years like my pyjamas but given the way she 
had filled out recently, it was simply too small for 
her. At 14, I was coming along nicely physically, my 
boobs were starting to develop and Mum had taken me 
bra shopping for the first time the year before and my 
vagina had been darkened with hair for as long. Laura 
on the other hand had blossomed in the last 12 months, 
her waist had narrowed, her chest filled out and her 
hips had spread. 

I sometimes looked at her and fervently hoped that I 
would be so lucky in the body department. We both 
shared the same dark blonde hair and fine features of 
our mother and, if she was anything to go by, we 
really had nothing to worry about terms of our future 
looks. As Laura plonked down next me on the couch she 
opened her dressing gown and pulled legs up under her.

"Ready?" she asked, pointing the remote at the TV.

"Yep" I replied and at that Laura hit the play button. 
The opening scenes showed men and women having sex in 
positions I didn't know were possible and felt sure 
must hurt the girls. The anal scene in particular 
looked amazing and I couldn't believe that anyone 
could take that much up the bum and still enjoy it. 
All throughout we continued drinking, but now it was 
in silence as we watched the couples, and sometimes 
groups going at it. 

I'd occasionally look across at Laura to see what she 
thought of it and the rapt look on her face told me I 
couldn't get her attention if I had a hammer. It was 
during the lesbian scene that I got carried away. The 
sight of two women having sex had an electrifying 
effect on me, I found that I was opening my mouth 
unconsciously when the girls on the screen did when 
going in for a kiss or to lick each other. 

I downed the last of my vodka and orange, leaned back, 
lifted my leg to try and conceal what I was doing, 
moved my hand down to one of holes in my pants and 
touched myself outside of my panties. A shock of 
pleasure ran through me and I snatched my hand away 
glancing over at Laura to see if she had seen me. The 
sudden movement had obviously caught her eye but 
didn't know what I had been doing before that.

"What was that?" she asked suspiciously "what were you 
doing you dirty girl?"

"Nothing!" I replied, again a little too quickly. 
Laura didn't say anything but continued to look at me.

"Ok, I touched myself" I confessed "but this bit is 
making me really horny." Laura laughed "yeah I know" 
she said "me too." 

"So," she asked after a short pause "would you do any 
of these things?"

"I dunno," I said "the anal bit looked it might hurt a 
bit, but maybe the others."

"What about the lesbian thing?" asked Laura. She had 
turned to face me now and was sitting cross legged on 
the couch her hands placed in her lap. She wore a 
strangely intense look on her face as if my answer 
would determine what happened next.

"Yeah, that I could do," I answered looking Laura 
straight in the eye. The look on her face had told me 
why she was asking and I would be damned if I was 
going to miss out on this. The excitement of watching 
the girls in the movie combined with the alcohol had 
clouded my mind to the point that I was pretty much 
willing to do anything for a rush of excitement. I 
moved my legs up on to the sofa opening them wide in a 
cross legged sit like my sister, the holes in my pants 
gaped open giving a clear view of white and moist 
panties underneath. 

I leaned forward in what I hoped was a sexy pose and 
asked in what I hoped was a sexy voice "why do you 
ask?" I had expected Laura to laugh or least smile but 
she looked at me with an intensity that was even 
higher than before.

"Well" she said then stopped to think for a second. 
"Ok, how about this. We play a game of dare. First one 
to back out has to go to school without undies on for 
a month!" The girls' uniform at our school was a skirt 
and a fairly short one at that, wearing it without 
undies for a month was just asking for trouble. "Make 
it two months!" I said defiantly making it clear that 
I would not be losing this competition. Laura's eyes 
lit up at the prospect that I was willing to do this 
and take it seriously.

"Ok! Done!" she said and stuck out her hand to seal 
the deal. I shook it and said "Ok, it's your game, you 
go first."

"Right, you have to touch me here" she said lifting 
the hem of her nightie to reveal the fact that she 
wasn't wearing undies. "Getting in practice for going 
to school like this?" I asked as I moved my hand down 
to her vagina. I may have been drunk but not drunk 
enough that the enormity of what I was about to do was 
lost on me, I was about to touch my sisters pussy! 

My hesitation was very brief before I remembered that 
I was not going to be beaten at this game; I moved my 
hand confidently into her private parts and both felt 
and heard Laura's sharp intake of breath as my finger 
moved into the wet slit between her legs. I had, of 
course, touched myself in the past and loved it, but I 
was amazed at how her vagina felt both so different 
and so the same as mine. 

I moved my finger up and down her slit going the whole 
length of it, we both sat there with our eyes down 
watching my finger slide up and down her, Laura 
breathing deeply. After about a minute I took my 
finger away and said "now it's my turn," I stood up 
and removed my pyjamas and undies leaving myself 
naked. "Ok," I said "you have to do the same to me but 
you have to put a finger inside me." 

I moved closer to her and stood with my legs apart, I 
looked down at her and our eyes met for a brief 
moment, she smiled at me but her eyes were filled with 
excitement and anticipation. We both watched as Laura 
first slide her finger through my thin pubic hair and 
over my clit then massaging further down till she 
found the opening to me. I was breathing in short 
gasps as I felt her finger push its way into me, not 
deep at first but working faster with each push. 

The swell of pleasure I felt surge through me took my 
breath away and I was mesmerised by the sight of my 
sisters' hand between my legs, her finger sliding deep 
into me. She could have done that to me all night if 
she wanted but, as I had done to her, she slid her 
finger out after about a minute. As she pulled her 
finger out of me I grunted and I knew then that this 
was on, I vowed then that I would do anything tonight. 
I was going to win. Later my sister told me that she 
made the same decision at pretty much the same time so 
whatever happened we were both going all the way.

And so it went from there. First she licked me, then I 
licked her and her bum hole, each dare would be longer 
in interval and kinkier. I lost my anal cherry that 
night, which earlier I thought I'd never be able to 
do. The bet had also moved up to 4 months without 
undies and masturbating behind a table in the 
lunchroom. It was after about 30 minutes we were lying 
on the floor having just orgasmed from a 69 position 
when she turned to look at me and asked "is the game 
still going?"

"Why? Are you backing out?" I said turning to her with 
a smile.

"Nope," she said getting up, "just wanna make sure 
it's my turn." I propped myself up on my elbows and 
watched her go into the kitchen, take a glass and come 
back to lounge room.

"How much do you wanna win?" she asked, a hand on one 
hip, the other holding the glass up.

"I'm gonna win" I answered back "there's nothing I'm 
not gonna do"

"Ok, we'll see," she sang and I watched her walk away 
down the hall to the toilet. She turned and smirked at 
me then went into the toilet and closed the door. My 
eyes widened when I heard the stream of her wee and 
confirmed what I had hardly believed she could be 
thinking. Moments later she emerged again holding a 
beer glass full of what was very obviously urine. She 
walked back down the hall towards me holding the glass 
in front of her.

"You know what you're going to do with this don't 
you?" she asked with a look of challenge in her eye. I 
stood up and took the glass from her, the wee had 
warmed the outside of the glass and I could already 
smell the strong reek of it.

"Seriously? Drink it?" I asked, but Laura had already 
sat down on a chair and positioned her legs to play 
with herself while she watched me. "Ok fine," I said 
"watch this," then took a deep breath, squinted my 
eyes and took a big swallow from the glass. The taste 
was rich and salty and thanks to my excitement of the 
night I found myself really enjoying it. I held the 
wee in my mouth for a few seconds, savouring the 
flavour then swallowed it down. 

This was the hottest thing I could imagine doing and 
knew then that it would not be my last time doing it. 
If Laura wouldn't give me any of her wee in the future 
then I would sure as hell be drinking my own. I 
wondered what we could possibly do to top this when 
the nastiest idea came to me. I looked Laura in the 
eye and then took another swallow, leaving about half 
the glass remaining which I set on the table. 

"Ok, payback time" I said and headed down the hall to 
the toilet.

"Don't you need a glass?" Laura called after me. 

"Nope,' I sang back, and walked into the toilet. I had 
been needing a shit since Laura had pushed her finger 
in my arse and twirled it around. I hadn't had it 
because I didn't want to spoil the flow of things. Now 
it was going to be a part of things! I pulled off 
several sheets of toilet paper and folded them, then 
squatted over the toilet and prepared catch whatever 
came out. I pushed several times and eventually 
produced a long thin sausage of soft, light brown poo. 
The smell of it hit me immediately and it reminded me 
that my mouth was still salty from Laura's piss and I 
was soon going to ask her taste this. Hell I wanted to 
taste it. 

The excitement of the night had not lessened at all 
and I was still as willing to try anything now as I 
was when my sisters' finger first slid out of me. I 
touched the top of it and pressed a little to make my 
finger dirty then brought it to my lips. As I wiped my 
finger across my tongue I was thrilled by the dark 
nutty flavour of it. I grabbed at my cunt and 
shuddered as an intense wave of excitement washed 
through me. If she wasn't going to eat it then I 
would. I opened the door and headed back to the lounge 
and my waiting sister.

"Ta-Da!" I said holding the toilet paper forward to 
her and she came toward me to see what I was carrying. 
Laura was looking at the shit on the paper with such 
fascination, that I thought she was going to grab the 
lot and stuff it in her mouth. "But you can't eat it 
all" I said "I wanna have some too." She looked at me, 
smiled and said "ok, do we eat it just like this or do 
we wanna put it on bread or something?"

"I think just like this first" I said and put on it 
the table beside the cooling glass of piss. We looked 
at each other again, smiled with genuine humour and 
apprehension then we each broke ourselves off a piece 
and held in it our hands. Laura popped hers in her 
mouth first and as she started chewing on it she 
moaned with delight as if she had just eaten some fine 
chocolate. That was enough for me and I quickly 
emptied my hand into my mouth. The poo had a soft 
texture that didn't really need much chewing so I sort 
of just squashed it around my mouth with my tongue. 
This made my mouth water like mad and I constantly had 
to swallow saliva mixed with my own shit. While I held 
the poo in my mouth savouring the taste and feel of 
it, Laura finished hers.

"Oh my god! That was amazing! I can't believe that it 
actually tastes nice! Hurry up and finish yours so we 
can have some more."

I swallowed the last of the poo in my mouth and 
grabbed the glass of wee to wash it down. I took a 
mouthful and handed it to Laura who did the same. 
Watching her drink from a glass of her own urine, as 
if it was no more than a glass of soft drink, sent my 
head spinning. I had no idea what the future would 
hold for us but I knew that this would be a night to 
remember forever. She put the nearly finished glass of 
wee back on the table and asked "ready for some more?" 
I didn't answer but broke off half of what remained on 
the toilet paper, held it up and gave it a long lick, 
thrilling once again to the rough flavour. 

Laura needed no further encouragement; she grabbed 
what was left, bit off half of it, then closed her 
eyes and sighed as the flavour in her mouth was 
renewed. I stuck the last of my piece in my mouth and 
again squashed it around to completely coat the inside 
of my mouth then stopped to hold it there. I fell 
backwards into a lounge chair and played with myself 
as my mouth filled again with saliva which I had to 
swallow, taking with it small pieces of shit into my 
tummy. 

Laura pulled up a chair opposite me and started 
fingering herself as she chewed. She finished her 
first mouthful and popped the rest in as if it were 
merely the end of a chocolate bar. We must have sat 
there for about 10 minutes staring at each other 
playing with ourselves and finishing the last of our 
snacks. Our eyes met often as we did this, and Laura 
would sometimes grin, open her mouth and poke her poo 
covered tongue out at me which always made me giggle 
through my gasps for air as my finger slid through my 
vagina. I orgasmed as I swallowed the last of my shit, 
running my tongue around every corner of my mouth and 
over my teeth making sure that I had eaten and 
swallowed every last bit. Laura came shortly after me 
and we then both stood up and shared what was left of 
the wee. 

When it was all gone we looked at each other, then as 
one we went into each other's arms and kissed. After a 
long and tender kiss, our tongues meeting over our 
lips and inside each other's mouths, we looked at each 
other again still holding one another. Laura was the 
first to break the silence, "this has been the most 
exciting night I could ever imagine and god knows you 
are the only person in the world I could have trusted 
to do it with, but what's it going to like tomorrow 
and later? Are you going to wake up in the morning all 
grossed out by it? I really hope not because I really 
think I'll want to do this again." 

Laura said the last part in a small voice as if afraid 
of what I might say. She was clearly concerned that I 
would think of this as a one off and would not want to 
speak of it let alone do it ever again. My relief, 
however, was very real.

"Thank god you just said that Laura, I was so afraid 
that this would be the only time I got to do this with 
you and I'm not sure I could have handled thinking 
about tonight and knowing we'd never have it again." 
Laura smiled so sweetly at me my knees went weak a 
little and then she kissed me firmly on the mouth.

"Ok then sweetie," she said smacking me lightly on my 
naked bum. "We need to get this place cleaned up 
before Mum and Dad get home, I can only imagine what 
the place must smell like." We both laughed at this 
and we then set about getting the place back into 
order. We were very careful to make sure we aired the 
lounge room out and went a bit mad with the air 
freshener. Once we were happy with our cleaning 
efforts we headed to the bathroom to brush our teeth 
and we both giggled when we saw the colour of our spit 
which was still a pale brown colour. 

As we still shared a bedroom we lay in our own beds 
basking in the knowledge that we had had a fantastic 
evening and that there would be more to come. We 
talked softly about what had happened, particularly 
about what we both considered the highlight of night 
which was the eating poo and drinking wee. We were 
both amazed that we had gone so far on our first night 
together and Laura still couldn't believe how much she 
had liked the taste and the feeling of the poo in her 
mouth. 

I agreed saying that despite having brushed my teeth I 
could still taste it and wanted to keep tasting it 
always. We both agreed that next time it would be her 
poo that we would eat to see how different it would 
taste although Laura suspected that it would depend on 
what she had been eating beforehand. I fell asleep 
that night with my hand between my legs, the taste of 
my shit and Laura's piss still lingering in my mouth 
and a blissful smile on my face.

The following weeks and months were very interesting 
as we tried to take every opportunity we could to be 
together. Sharing a bedroom as we did, finding time to 
have sex was pretty easy, the only real challenge was 
making sure there was no chance of Mum or Dad walking 
in unannounced. So we pretended to be self conscious 
about our bodies and asked them not to just barge into 
our room without letting us know first. Finding a 
moment to indulge in our other interest, however, took 
a bit more planning because of the obvious smell and 
mess that it made. 

We usually did it when one of us was in the shower, 
the other would go to the toilet, catch her poo in her 
hand and hand it over to be eaten, then after the 
shower a very thorough teeth cleaning and mouth wash 
would follow. It wasn't easy but we managed and the 
very idea of eating my sisters poo in the shower while 
our parents sat in the lounge watching TV was almost 
enough to make me orgasm by itself. 

You might think that it would be pretty easy to get a 
bite of shit every now and then, especially if it was 
your own, but the real problem was the smell on your 
breath. After eating some we could not afford to have 
any of it left in our mouths at all. Neither my sister 
nor I wanted to be known as the girl with breath that 
smelt like shit. Things would certainly change soon 
enough though when we moved out together.

Oh, and in case you're wondering about our 
competition, we decided that since there was no winner 
we would both do the no undies thing to school. No one 
saw us I think, even when we sat at the back of the 
lunch room and played with each other behind a table.


Chapter 2

We had floated the idea of us moving out together to 
Mum and Dad on my 19th birthday and it took another 3 
months of debate to finally convince Mum, mainly, that 
it was a good idea and that her little girls could 
take care of each other. With their help we found a 
nice flat that met with Mums' approval as far as 
security and so on went and the date was set for 2 
weeks later that we would move in. It was a pretty 
hectic time, getting packed, and everything but during 
those 2 weeks almost every night before going to sleep 
Laura and I talked excitedly about what our first 
night alone was going to be like. 

After literally years of sneaking around and manic 
teeth brushing our first night together in our own 
place was going to be amazing. We had decided that the 
drink of the night was not going to vodka and orange 
but 'vodka and yellow'. Just calling it that would 
make me giggle and send shivers of expectation through 
my body and a tingling in my groin. As for what we 
would be eating, we had been experimenting for a while 
with our diet and decided that fruit always produced 
the best results. 

Not only did it taste the best but also made a nice, 
firm, chewable poo that felt great in the mouth. To 
this day I can't see a mango without thinking about 
what it tastes like coming out the other end. But for 
a really hard shit with a strong flavour, lots of nuts 
was the way to go. We decided that we would each eat 
one of these things but wouldn't tell each other what 
we had eaten to see if we could guess on the night. On 
our last night at home, before going to sleep, I stood 
beside Laura's bed and bent over so she could push a 
finger up my bum to taste it. 

After licking it all off she looked at me with a very 
satisfied smile, "tomorrow night is going to be sooo 
good" she said moving a hand under her covers to 
between her legs. I could barely contain myself from 
excitement and quickly jumped back into my own bed and 
had my hand down there too, working furiously at my 
clit.

The next day finally came and Laura and I bustled 
around the house in barely contained excitement. The 
day was finally here and we would have our freedom to 
do what we wanted, when we wanted to, without having 
to think about the immediate clean up and the worry 
that it we hadn't done enough and we would be caught. 
Mum took us grocery shopping in the morning to get 
stuff for our first dinner. 

We told her that we were thinking of just having 
cheese and meat and things on bread and crackers and 
having a drink while watching TV, so we got a pack of 
mixed soft and hard cheeses, some cured and smoked 
meats from the deli and some crackers and a big bread 
stick as well as a one litre bottle of vodka. It was 
about 2pm when we arrived at the flat and picked up 
the keys and about another 2-3 hours after that Mum 
and Dad left happy that we were set up ok and wouldn't 
need anything. We both had bought double beds and they 
proved the hardest things to get up the stairs and put 
up in our bedrooms. 

Mum looked like she was almost going to cry as they 
left to go home but Laura assured her that she would 
take good care of me. I almost choked when she added 
that she would make sure I ate right. Finally the door 
closed behind them and Laura and I raced to the window 
and waited to watch their car drive away. Once we had 
watched it turn the corner at the end of the block we 
turned to look at each and then burst out laughing, 
jumping and squealing with delight that the day had 
finally come. 

It was getting close to 5 o'clock and we thought it 
was probably a bit early to start drinking or having 
dinner so we stripped out of our clothes, sat on our 
new sofa and kissed and played with each other for 
close to an hour, delighting in the sure knowledge 
that this time no one could walk in on us. It was 
getting on toward 6pm and we both agreed it was to 
time get the show on the road, and besides we were 
both busting for wee. Neither of us had been to the 
toilet all day and, over the last few hours, we had 
both drunk at least 2 litres of water and soft drink. 
We had also both decided that neither of us should 
have a poo for a few days to make sure we had enough 
for our night, and I knew that I at least could have 
one at any time.

 We went to the kitchen and first got the new glass 
jug down. I was shaking with anticipation as I asked 
Laura "do you wanna do the honours?"

"Yeah ok," she replied and opened her legs wide enough 
that I could get the jug between them. It took her a 
moment to relax a bit but then she let go a steady 
stream of piss that sloshed into the jug. It was a 
pale yellow colour and the heat of it immediately 
fogged the glass of the jug. She pissed to fill the 
jug about a quarter of the way before shaking to stop. 
I moved the jug out of the way and gave her vagina a 
lick get any drips. 

I immediately tasted the saltiness of it and sunk 
right into the mood of the night. We were going to do 
what lots of couples do; sit in, have dinner and a 
quiet drink while watching TV and then make love. But 
I don't think we're lots of couples. I stood up and 
opened legs for Laura to put the jug in place for me. 
I tried to relax and then sighed as urine flowed out 
of me and into the jug. I was pleased to notice that I 
managed to get more than her, and it looked a lot 
yellower so I told her so. "Yeah, we'll see who makes 
the most in a minute." She said grinning at me as I 
finished off. Laura stood up, took the jug to the 
bench and poured in a large slosh of vodka while I 
started getting the stuff out of the fridge. 

We took the next 5 minutes moving everything into the 
lounge and arranging it on the table in front of the 
TV including our jug of vodka and yellow and two 
glasses. Happy with the set up we looked at each other 
and knew what was coming next. We giggled excitedly 
then hurried back to the kitchen.

"So how are going to do this?" I asked, "Do we do it 
on two plates or have a big pile on one?" I rather 
liked the idea of one plate and seeing shit piled up 
on it.

"I think we should go two" Laura answered, "that way 
we can compare them." I was slightly disappointed but 
agreed and got two plates from the cupboard and handed 
one to Laura. We put the plates on the floor and 
squatted down facing each other and started pushing. I 
watched Laura's face scrunch up and start to redden as 
she tried to squeeze out her poo. She looked at me and 
laughed a little saying "I've been needing this shit 
for days and now it won't come out, but it'll be good 
when it does I think." 

I was having a little trouble myself so I closed my 
eyes and pressed down hard until finally I felt a firm 
lumpy shit slide out of my bum. Moments later I heard 
Laura sigh and then the sound of her poo landing on 
the plate behind her. After a few minutes, and I felt 
like I pushed out as much as I could for now, I looked 
behind me to inspect what I got. It was a nice start 
with two thick sausages resting on the plate. I picked 
it up and showed it to Laura who was just finishing 
up.

"Not bad," she said nodding, she then turned and 
picked up hers. Laura's plate was just about full with 
3 logs of poo, one big one and two shorter ones. They 
were quite thick and hard and I could see why she had 
such trouble to start with. We stood and looked at our 
plates for a moment, savouring the excitement and 
anticipation, then walked quickly back to the lounge. 

We put our plates in a space we had left in the middle 
of the table and sat down wondering where to begin. We 
first poured ourselves a drink and toasted the night, 
the flat and our freedom then we both took a big drink 
of the Vodka and Yellow. It was odd to taste alcohol 
mixed with the piss but it still tasted good and soon 
I would feel the vodka's warm glow. I took another 
mouthful and turned my attention to the table.

"So, what are you going to have first?" I asked Laura 
who was also surveying the table with wide eyes. She 
looked at me then picked up some bread and first 
placed a small piece of soft cheese, then a slice of 
ham and then used to a butter knife to cut off a piece 
of my still warm shit and put it on top. She turned 
and displayed it to me then waited for me to make 
something. I picked some bread and put some cheese and 
meat on it and then carefully tried to cut a slice of 
Laura's poo and placed it on top. Cutting it, I found 
that it was in fact as hard and compact as it looked. 

I turned to Laura and we looked at each other and at 
our food. Smiling, we both took a bite, being sure to 
get some of each ingredient. The shit was by far the 
dominant flavour and with great pleasure I felt the 
strong taste of it flood my mouth. I half closed my 
eyes and chewed slowly enjoying the feeling that this 
could be dinner whenever I wanted. I opened my eyes 
again and smiled at Laura saying, "You've been eating 
nuts haven't you?" 

"Well done honey, yes I have. Chocolate covered ones," 
Laura said around her mouthful. "But whatever you've 
been eating girl, keep eating it, because I could have 
this every night. I'm guessing it's fruit though, 
yeah?" she asked, then popped the rest in her mouth 
and chewed vigorously. I finished my mouthful and said 
"I've been eating a lot of pineapple."

"Yeah, you can really taste it," she replied taking a 
drink and helping herself to some more, this time 
cutting off some of her own shit and putting it on 
first in a large lump then placing a slice of hard 
cheese on top. She squashed it down and then took a 
bite, the shit under the cheese pushing out the sides. 
Laura licked around the edge of it to catch any that 
might fall off. I watched her obvious delight as she 
took another bite of her dinner then turned to the 
table to make myself some more. This time I decided 
that I would try some of my own poo just on its own to 
get the full flavour of it. 

I cut myself a largish piece and tried to spread it 
onto a slice of bread stick. The texture of the shit 
varied quite a bit and some parts of it spread very 
well while I had to leave other bits as just lumps in 
the middle. I took a big bite taking nearly all of it 
in my mouth and could notice straight away the 
difference in taste and feel. My poo was a lot sweeter 
than Laura's and not nearly as firm. I chewed quickly, 
swallowed and then finished last the bit off.

"It's amazing you know," I said licking my lips and 
taking another drink, "our shits really do taste very 
different. Yours has a much stronger taste and is a 
lot harder than mine; I'm not sure which one I prefer 
to be honest."

Laura crooked her elbow and held her shit covered 
bread up as if holding a glass of wine and said in a 
fake posh voice,

"Yes, nutty poo is a stronger shit and would go well 
with a red meat like steak or lamb, whereas fruit poo 
is more of an after dinner shit, best served with 
cheese or perhaps a fruit pie." We both laughed hard 
at that, and I said,

"Mmmm, pie and poo, we must try that some time," we 
laughed again and then an idea hit me,

"Hey, imagine what a monkey's poo would taste like, 
they eat nothing but fruit and nuts!" I thought Laura 
was going to choke she laughed so hard.

"No, I think I'll just stick to ours thanks," she said 
and finished the last of her bread and topping.

It was a warm night and the combination of our shits 
and the piss in the jug had begun to make our new flat 
smell like a public toilet, but we didn't care. To us 
it was the smell of freedom. 

We turned the TV on and sat and watched a comedy and 
giggled loudly. The show really wasn't that funny, but 
we were simply giddy with the reality of what we were 
doing.

Laura stood up at the end of it and said "I've still 
got some left in me you know, did you wanna try lying 
down?"

"Yeah ok," I replied getting up. We walked to the 
kitchen and I lay down on the lino floor. This was 
something that we had talked about for ages but had 
never actually done; the risk of mess was way too 
high, but it was something we had fantasised about for 
when we got our own place.

Laura squatted over me and I could see her cheeks open 
to reveal her bum hole. I slid down hoping I was in 
position that when it came out I would have the best 
chance of catching it in my mouth. 

"Ready?" Laura asked looking down at me. I nodded yes 
and watched Laura's anus as she started to strain. Her 
arse pulsed 2 or 3 times then broke open to allow 
another thick and solid poo to slide out. It came out 
faster than I thought it would and I had to move 
quickly to guide it in. My mouth filled quickly and I 
bit off as much as I could chew and let the rest fall 
around my face and hair. 

As I chewed hard on the thick solid shit I looked up 
at my sister's anus again and saw it push out, then 
another poo, not as thick or solid as the last one, 
made an appearance from inside her. This one I caught 
curled up my hands and could notice how much softer it 
was after the last 2 hard logs she had pushed out. 
Laura looked down at me and giggled when she saw the 
state I was in. I was going hard chewing the large 
mouthful I had, I had poo resting in my hair and 
smeared on my face and my hands were full of even more 
of it. I managed to swallow enough shit to clear my 
mouth,

"You can't possibly have any more can you?" I asked 
her, and she laughed assuring me that that was 
probably it. I stood up and shook the shit out of my 
hair, which Laura bent down and picked up. We headed 
back to the lounge and topped up Laura's plate with 
her fresh supply. I looked at my plate and saw that it 
was getting down a bit so I tested my bowels to see if 
I could produce any more too. I was pleased to note 
that when I pushed I could feel the pressure of more 
poo waiting just inside my arse. I thought Laura can 
have that a bit later on. 

At about 7:30 Mum rang to see how we were getting on. 
Laura answered the phone and assured her that 
everything was going exactly to plan and that we were 
just finishing up dinner. I then heard her telling Mum 
that dinner had been very nice and we both enjoyed it 
and I quietly laughed when she added "we might even 
have it tomorrow night too."

Dinner lasted about another 15 minutes or so, during 
which I squatted over Laura's face and dropped what I 
had left in me into her mouth. We continued to watch 
TV after that, drinking the rest of the vodka and 
yellow and enjoying the feeling that our time finally 
come. Afterward we made love on the couch and in 
Laura's bed being as energetic and loud as we liked. 
Laura especially liked to moan loudly when she came. 
It was after this and just before we fell asleep that 
I whispered to Laura, "I love you."

Laura's eyes opened slightly and she said in a sleep 
filled voice "I love you too sweetie."

I fell asleep after that; happy in the knowledge that 
this is where I should be, and this was who I should 
be with.


Chapter 3

This last thing happened about 2 weeks ago when we 
were shopping at a major shopping centre in our area 
and is the reason I decided to write all this down. We 
were both wearing loose tops and fairly tight jeans. I 
think we both have lovely bums, or it could be that I 
just love what comes out them, but we try to show them 
off when we go out. We had been shopping for an hour 
when Laura announced that she needed to have a shit. 
My eyes lit up and my mouth started watering at the 
thought of what was to come.

"Ok then quick, let's find a toilet" I said with a 
smile, "I'm really hungry and there's nothing good in 
the food court here anyway." Laura laughed hard at 
this but then said "No, I wanna do it in my pants." My 
eyes widened even further at what she was suggesting, 
her jeans were tight enough that if she did shit in 
them there would be no hiding what she had done, to 
say nothing of the obvious smell that would go with 
it.

"Really?" I asked incredulously, "what, here?" We were 
standing on a busy concourse outside a women's 
clothing store and there were people everywhere.

"Yeah, why not?" she replied, "I'll just stand in that 
corner over there and I don't think any of these 
people will even notice me." I thought this was 
unlikely but agreed to provide cover for her as she 
did it. We moved over to the corner Laura had 
indicated and she stood with her back to it while I 
stood facing her hoping my body would provide some 
privacy. We both took one look around and decided that 
there was going to be no 'good' moment for her to do 
it so I stood directly in front of her as she bent 
over slightly and started straining. 

She started with an intense look on her face but it 
soon became one of satisfaction as she started filling 
her jeans. Every now and then I would turn to see if 
anyone was looking, but everyone seemed oblivious to 
the straining girl in the corner. It took about 5 
minutes for Laura to be done and when she finished she 
turned around to show me the bulge in the back of her 
jeans. There was already a slightly dark spot starting 
to show around her bum. I reached out my hand to touch 
it and could feel the soft mass of the shit in her 
jeans and looked at her with wonder in my eyes.

"Ok, we'd better get out of here" she said looking 
around again, "this is going to really start smelling 
soon." She started to walk in the direction of the car 
park and I followed along behind her watching her bum 
and imagining the poo in her pants getting squashed 
and smeared all over her arse. I was actually 
impressed that she could walk so normally carrying 
that much in her jeans.

We reached the car park and our car about 10 minutes 
later and by then the smell was becoming pretty 
obvious. I went to the driver's side door and went to 
get in when I saw that Laura had got in the back seat 
and had laid face down on it.

"Come here," she called to me "still hungry?" I 
hurried around to her as fast as I could and found her 
undoing the button on her jeans and was trying to 
slide them down. I reached out to help, looking around 
the car park to see if anyone was coming. I first 
pulled her shoes off then at last pulled her jeans off 
her leaving just her with just white cotton undies on 
with the darkness of her poo colouring them from 
underneath.

"Quick, get them off and clean me up" Laura said 
looking over her shoulder at me. I carefully lifted 
her undies away from her bum scooping up poo as I did 
so and pulled them off her, leaving my sister naked 
from the waist down and her arse still well covered in 
brown shit.

"Oh my god Laura! It's fucking everywhere!" I 
exclaimed looking at the mess caked on her arse.

"Yeah I know, hurry up before someone comes" she said 
urgently. I took one more look around, there were some 
people about 100 metres away and couldn't really see 
what we were doing, so I bent down and applied my 
tongue to my sisters bum and arse crack, biting and 
licking every last piece of her shit till it was gone. 

At one point a car drove slowly past us looking for a 
car park and I'm so sure they would have seen what I 
was doing, but at that point I was so caught up I 
wouldn't have noticed if a crowd had gathered to 
watch. Satisfied that my sisters' arse was clean 
enough for her to sit down in the car I gave her a 
playful spank and told her we had better get going. 
Laura got up from the back seat and walked, still 
naked from the waist down, around to the front 
passenger side door, opened it and got in. I finished 
licking my fingers and wiped any poo that was on my 
face then got in the car myself. 

We left the car park and at the first set of traffic 
lights I handed the soiled undies over to Laura. "Here 
you go," I said, "thought you might be hungry too." 
Laura took them from me and took a bite of one of the 
larger clumps of shit clinging to the fabric. As she 
chewed she looked to the next car and saw that it held 
a couple of middle aged men. "Here, watch this," she 
said with an evil grin. She tapped on her window to 
get their attention and then, when they looked over; 
she proudly held up her shitty undies and, looking 
directly at them, took another bite of her poo. The 
look of shock of their faces, when they realised what 
she doing, was priceless and I laughed out loud.

"Here, give me some," I said taking the undies and 
biting some off for myself. I turned to the window and 
stuck my tongue out at them with the lump of shit 
sitting in the middle of it. I then pulled it back, 
closed my mouth and started chewing very obviously in 
their direction making faces as if I was eating the 
most delicious thing in the world. The light changed 
at that point and the other car sped off quickly and 
Laura and I laughed long and hard talking about what 
story these guys are going to tell people and who was 
going to believe them. 

I mean it's not every day you see two hot girls 
sitting in traffic eating shit from a pair of undies. 
We got home about 15 minutes later and Laura had eaten 
what remained in the undies leaving just a wet brown 
stain in the crotch. Laura was already half naked when 
we got in the flat and it took her only a couple of 
seconds to get the rest of her clothes off, while it 
took me a few minutes longer to get out of my jeans. 
Once we were completely naked we laughed again at what 
those poor guys must be thinking. We made love after 
that, and after we had both come I needed to wee so I 
made a jug of our 'vodka and yellow'. 

We sat quietly on the sofa naked together making our 
way through the jug and watching TV. We still loved to 
combine doing perfectly ordinary things with our love 
of toilet fun. Occasionally we would giggle to 
ourselves about the guys in the car and wondered if 
they had recovered yet. About 2 hours later, nicely 
drunk, we headed off to bed together to make love once 
more. 

I consider myself to be about the luckiest girl in the 
world. I have a beautiful sister who loves me, we have 
a great sex life together and our mutual love of shit 
and piss makes every day an adventure. I hope you've 
enjoyed my story, and who knows, maybe it'll be you in 
the car beside us next time. 

Bye.

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It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with
others outside a monogamous relationship. But it isn't
okay to *HAVE* unprotected sex with people other than
a trusted partner. 4-million people around the world 
contract HIV every year. You only have one body per 
lifetime, so take good care of it!
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