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The Applicant
by Jacobin (jacobin2k@hotmail.com)
***
The successful applicant will do what it takes to get
the job. (MF, affair, work)
***
There were things in Jake's office: a deep blue koosh
ball, forty-eight empty cans of Sprite stacked into half
a pyramid, Steve McConnell's books on software
development next to a set of O'Reillys, a photo of a
beautiful husky belonging to his sister, random
certificates of recognition, piles of documents,
specifications, designs, and copies of emails with
sarcastic notes written on them, CDRs burned with MP3s,
his black long coat, a beautiful, expensive thing that
shed water like duck's feathers, hooked on one wall, and
Kate, a twenty-six year old development candidate who
wore her unruly blonde hair long behind her shoulders, a
beautiful, expensive face, annoyed at being made to
wait.
Kate looked at the things as she waited at the small,
round table, probably issued to all project managers
with their cars and coats. She considered how good the
long coat would look on her, especially now, in her
suit. Kate wore a nearly-black blue suit she'd bought
for these interviews, because it was deadly and worth
the investment. Kate decided the coat would be a risk,
but that she would look bad-ass, tromping through the
rain, tails flapping behind her, nice shoes in puddles.
Kate looked out the small window next to the door and
sighed. Punctuality is a mark of consideration.
Jake entered in a streak, smashing the door open and
tossing a notebook onto his desk. He was business casual
all the way, from the climbing shoes to the khakis to
the dress shirt, but an infectious, disarming grin on
his face and the fluorescents dancing in his eyes.
"Sorry about that," he said, picked up a thick sheaf of
printout, a pen, and sat across from Kate. He was her
age, probably a year older but not thirty even, barely
taller than she was, maybe five-ten, if that, obviously
German, wiry hair, grey eyes, square-headed with a
strong chin, and that wide smile. "I'm Jake." He offered
a massive hand to her. Kate decided not to try and play
the power-grip game. They shook.
Jake sighed. "So I've been double-booked to make this
interview, but I'm glad you're here. I'll make this
quick, and painful, and you can get out of here and on
your way as soon as possible so you can get better
offers waiting in line at Starbucks."
Kate laughed.
"That's a good sign," Jake said. "I get worried if I get
the nervous
giggle. I'm going to ask you a series of questions.
These are open-
ended questions, so remember, there are no wrong
answers--"
Kate smiled. "I'll bet there are."
"You're right, there are, of course." Jake leaned
towards Kate, ready to confide something. Kate came
forward. "I interviewed this guy yesterday, I asked him
how he got along with his last boss, he called her a
stupid cunt. Seriously, right there in the interview."
"What'd you do?"
"I tossed him out of the building," Jake said, sitting
back again. "You don't say shit like that in front of
me. In an interview? Shit." He waved a hand. "Anyway,
not important."
"Wow."
Jake nodded. "Yup. So yes, you're correct, there are
wrong answers. But it's tough. So tell me a little about
yourself-- What do you do? Where'd you go to school?"
Katie took a second. "I went to school at the University
of Oregon, got
a degree in political science--"
"Yeah? What'd you write your thesis on?"
Katie blinked. "The open secret of nuclear weapons in
the Mideast."
Jake smiled. "That's awesome. I did some research on
that while I was in school, wrote a paper on Israel's
nuke program in the 50s and 60s. Good stuff. You pro-
or-con Israeli?"
"Way pro," she said.
"Me too. Good deal. Go on."
"Were you a poli-sci student?"
"History."
Katie considered this. "I went back to get an MIS
degree, and now here I am. How'd you get into your
position so fast?"
"I worked QA out of college, crawled my way up," Jake
said. "What do you do for fun?"
"For fun? I play softball, watch movies, you know."
"What's your favorite movie?"
"Rear Window," Kate said.
Jake leaned his chair back, set his feet up on the desk.
"Ooooh, good movie."
Katie looked around the office as if checking for other
people.
"I want to tell you something," she said. Jake took his
feet down and leaned into the table. "I'm probably not
going to take this job. The salary range is low, and I
want to work downtown, not out here in the boonies. I
already have two offers I'm considering. I only showed
up because I'd promised the nice HR person who called me
back first."
Jake shrugged. "Thanks for letting me know."
"I mean seriously, do you guys have any idea what a good
MIS degree is worth in this market?"
"I totally understand, and I agree with you. I'm only
half-joking about getting better offers on the street
with your degree."
"Do you want to stop the interview?"
"No," Jake said. "I'd just have to get back to work."
Kate laughed. Jake smiled.
They bantered for half-an-hour more, Jake occasionally
going back to his sheet to come up with sarcastic
questions for Kate to answer sarcastically, and they'd
both bust up laughing.
"I hate to cut this short," Jake said at last, "but I've
got a code review to attend." He stood up, straightened
his dress shirt, and extended a hand. Kate stood up.
"It's been a real pleasure. I've really enjoyed talking
to you, I appreciate your honesty, and I hope you'll
keep us in mind if the rest of your job offers all fall
through. All at once."
Katie took Jake's hand and shook once, twice... three
times. They stopped shaking, but didn't let go. Jake
regarded her with a level, guarded expression on her
face.
"So let me ask you a question," Kate asked.
"Shoot."
"Are you married or anything?"
"No," Jake said.
"Huh," Kate said. "You want to go out some time, get a
beer?"
"Sure," Jake said.
Kate laughed, sagging, her hand still in Jake's. "What a
relief. I was nervous about asking," she gushed.
"It's okay, I was thinking the same thing."
"I've never had any fun in an interview before, and it's
just since I moved out here I haven't met anyone,
really, and in our tradition, you know, you and me, of
honesty... I have this itch I cannot scratch, and the
sooner the better, you know? Not that I'm saying I will-
-"
Jake laughed. He ran his thumb across the top of Kate's
index finger as he smiled.
"Well, then, why not now?" he said, his voice cracking
on 'now'. Jake blushed furiously, Kate laughed at him,
and he only blushed harder. He dropped her hand. "I
swear, you go years without it, and just when you need
to sound serious and mature..." he shook his head. "Look
at me, I'm in no condition to go to a walkthrough."
"Ah, you're cute," Kate said, and leaned over to kiss
him, quickly, a pressure and drawing, and she stood
back. Jake blinked.
"Can you do that again?" he asked.
"Sure," she replied, and kissed him again, just the
same.
"Wow," Jake said. "How much were you looking for?"
Kate grinned. Jake stepped into her, their chests almost
touching, and reached across to twist the blinds on the
window shut. He dropped the rod and smiled at Kate, just
before him.
"You could have walked around," she said. He leaned in
to kiss her, for a long moment.
"Not really the point," he said. Jake ran his hands
around her waist as they kissed again.
"What about the door?"
"Locks closed," Jake said. "What if they hear us?"
"I'll be very quiet," Kate said. "Or I'll try. What
about your meeting?" Jake ran his hands up Kate's blouse
to cup her breasts. Kate sighed into his kiss and
reached down to undo his belt.
"I don't really care," Jake said. Kate got the belt
undone, fumbling to pull it away.
"You do have time," she managed between kisses. "Unless
you're known for your endurance."
Jake grinned, and Kate kissed his smile. "I am," he
said. He began to unbutton her blouse. Jake's pants came
down.
"Hand me my bag," Kate said. Jake leaned over to pick up
Kate's handbag and came back up to see she'd gotten her
shirt off and was standing there, her lacy interview bra
the only thing on from the waist, the trace of nipples
just visible through the fabric, her hand out, palm up.
Jake gave her the bag.
"Hang on a second," Kate said. She started to dig into
the bag.
Jake got his shoes off and then carefully set his pants
across the back of one of the chairs. He was wearing
white boxer briefs, and his erection was baldly obvious,
the waistband tight around the outline of his needy head
trying to get out for a look around.
Kate set the bag down, and had a condom in hand. "Now
this isn't lubricated," she said, "but you're going to
find that's not going to be a problem." Jake's shorts
twitched at the implication made it from ear to brain to
groin.
"Here," Jake said, pulling the line of his shorts down
to his thighs. His dick seemed to come alive, springing
into the air happily, quickly coming fully hard, curved
against his belly, beating with his pulse.
"Thanks." Kate gently ran her fingertips along the taunt
underside of his shaft, watching Jake's head start to
flush with blood. She reached back to unhook her bra and
let it fall along her downturned arms onto the table,
revealing her sweet, normal, perfect breasts, with their
crimson bottlecap circles around outstanding nipples,
rough in the air-conditioned cold.
She made to put on the condom and stopped. "Did you want
to..."
"Oh, no," Jake said. "Please, be my guest."
Kate rolled the rubber down slowly with both hands,
gently massaging it down until Jake was clad.
"I wish I'd worn my skirt," Kate said, as Jake helped
her out of shoes and the pants. "Certainly make this
quicker."
Jake looked at her curvy waist, the helix of her legs,
the thin hatch of blonde pubic hair, and blinked. "You
have a skirt that goes with that?" He shuddered, the
image made the trip down the spine, and the condom
wiggled against Kate's thigh. "Goddamn, that must be a
killer."
"It is," Kate said, grinning. "Now, I've never done
this, so... "
"Neither have I," Jake said. "But we're both smart.
We'll figure this out."
Kate turned and leaned up on the desk, hands on the
edge. Jake could just see the her mons, the lips,
peeking out between her thighs. "How's that?" Kate
asked, looking back to see Jake line up his approach.
Jake pressed at her entrance and entered without intent,
so slick was Kate. He gasped in surprise and she pushed
back on him, angling her hips to get a better feel, and
Jake pulled back and then moved all the way back in, and
neither of them gasped or cried out. Jake put a hand on
Kate's shoulder, Kate took a hand off the desk to take
his hand and squeeze as they moved together. Jake pulled
out and rubbed the head along Kate's damp entrance,
keeping back as she pushed for it.
The phone rang. "Don't make me answer that and ask
them," Kate said.
The phone rang on, and stopped.
Jake obliged, pushed in, and they moved faster, the
sweat starting to slick along the lines of backs and
chests, until Jake slowed again and pulled Kate back.
"Lay down on the desk," Jake asked, and Kate moved to
sit on the edge of the desk. Jake approached, smiling,
and it worked with only a little bending, Jake's waist
just over the desk, Kate's legs out. They started again,
this time with Kate's hot, exposed clit rubbing on the
motion, and Kate started to really breath hard, her
chest flush, and Jake cradled her with both hands. He
went to long, slow strokes, almost out and then all the
way in, and it was working for both of them: Kate was
starting to buck on the desk, and Jake was frowning with
restraint.
Kate came forward, gasping, her teeth clenched against
sound, and as she went to wrap her arms around Jake he
put both hands under her ass and lifted her up, still
inside her, another movement in his controlled stroke.
She put her arms around his neck and tied her legs
around his waist.
"Yes," she whispered. "I was just going to suggest
this." Her thatch was scratchy against his own, and she
rubbed herself against the turn between penis and pubic
bone. Jake started to rock her weight quickly, and soon
they were choking back their moans, Kate by biting
Jake's neck, and he took deep slick strokes in her,
quicker and quicker, sweating hard as he held Kate up,
and finally he sighed and felt the release come, long,
deep jerks surrounded by her warmth, and Jake
concentrated on not dropping her. Kate felt him coming
and furiously ground herself against him, gasping,
pausing as the shudders overcame her and then quickly
going back at it, until she had stopped moving and Jake
let her down.
"Holy crap, Jake," Kate said, breathless. "A man who
knows how to make love with a condom on. Do you have any
idea what you're worth in this market?"
"No," Jake said.
They looked at each other, standing close, breathing
hard, and no one knocked on the door, and there were no
gaps in the shade. The office smelled of their arousal
and sweat.
"This is awkward," Jake said. He looked down at his
erection, still wrapped.
"Oh, hang on," Kate said, and took care to unwrap it
carefully. It swung in her fingers, pendulum-like, when
it came off. "That's impressive. You needed that as much
as I did, huh?" She wrapped it in a tissue and dropped
it in the trash.
Jake blinked. "Yes," he said. "We should get our clothes
on and get you out of here." Kate went for her clothes,
Jake dialed his right-hand man.
"I need you to go grab me Thai takeout. And microwave me
some popcorn.
Drop it off in my office."
"Is it raining out?" Kate asked.
"And is it raining out?" Jake asked. He nodded
emphatically to Kate.
"Thanks, man," he said. Kate was dressed, if out-of-
sorts.
"You have an umbrella to loan me?" Kate asked.
"Borrow my jacket," Jake said, hopping around as he
pulled his wrinkled khakis back on. He looped the belt.
Kate pulled it down from the rack, waited for Jake to
get a shirt on, and they walked out together through a
side door and stood in the awning, looking at the rain
dash on a lot of well-maintained cars.
"You're hired," Jake said. "I'm raising the pay scale.
I'll move the company downtown."
"No," Kate said. She smiled. "Couple of quick questions,
Jake, and these have wrong answers. A manager's sleeping
with one of his developers. Now you must have taken
management training classes. What's that?"
"Sexual harassment," Jake said. "Other employees may see
an expectation, or feel uncomfortable. I knew that."
"And what if a manager's sleeping with a developer who
works at a different company?"
Jake laughed. "Good clean fun." Jake nodded and smiled.
"You've got my card. I look forward to hearing from
you."
"As well you should," Kate said, and she walked into the
rain, the tails of the black long coat flapping behind
her in the wind, cutting through the storm, glowing.
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