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They Had the Sheryl Crow Nude Pic
by PleaseCain (pleasecain@aol.com)

***

A guy and his friend gets some lovin' from his mom when 
they're caught looking at prom on his computer. 
(F/mm-teen, inc)

***

"This better be good," Dick threatened. The hard drive 
cranked a few times, and after a few seconds the picture 
scrolled across the screen.

"I told you," Peter said. "That's her!"

"Wow!" Dick said. She sat naked and cross-legged on the 
beach, leaning back on her hands, pushing her tits out. 
She definitely looked younger, and her body was hot. Her 
titties weren't that big, but they were perfectly 
shaped, and she had big nipples that you could roll 
between your fingers. 

She had this fuck-me smile on her lips, but the lips 
that really mattered were her pussy lips, which stuck 
out from the way she was sitting. Neither boy could take 
their eyes off of her puss.

"And all she wants to do is have some fun," Peter said.

"Cool," Dick said. "I don't even care if that's her or 
not, I'd fuck her."

"Me too," said Peter. They almost shit a brick when they 
heard a voice behind them.

"Oh would you?" They whipped their heads around. Oh 
shit, it was Peter's mom. And she was staring right at 
the monitor. "Hm, so is that what you boys call 
fuckable?"

It was awkward as all three of them stood looking at the 
picture. Then Dick nudged Peter and motioned with his 
eyes. Peter followed his friend's gaze, and he saw that 
his mom obviously wasn't wearing a bra, and that her 
nipples were sticking out hard beneath her blouse! Dick 
winked. 

Dick had told Peter that Peter's mom was hot for him, 
and that she had once made Dick step out of his swimsuit 
so that she could fix a tear on the edge of it. He 
wanted to bet Peter he could lay his mother, but Peter 
told him to shut up and take it back. Now Peter wasn't 
so sure.

"She is kind of pretty, but you boys shouldn't be 
looking at this smut. Is this why we bought you this 
computer?" She sounded pissed, but she wasn't moving 
away either.

"I'm sorry, Mrs. Smith, but it's kind of my fault," Dick 
chirped up. "I talked Peter into downloading this 
picture so we could see it, I guess because I'm real 
curious about things, and no one ever taught me about 
this kind of stuff. So I figured it's better to learn 
this way, instead of getting a girl pregnant."

"Me too," Peter said. He couldn't believe how smooth 
Dick was being.

"Hm," she sounded skeptical. "You *are* teenage boys, I 
suppose. Peter, if you have questions, why don't you 
come to me? You know I'm always here to listen to 
anything you have to say."

Dick cut in again: "It's too embarrassing, Mrs. Smith. 
Besides, my father isn't home much, and my mother, well, 
she passed away when I was a baby." He choked off a sob 
and looked down to the floor.

"Oh, I'm sorry," said Peter's mother, stroking Dick's 
cheek. At the same time, she hugged Peter to her side. 
"You boys can come to me any time, and ask me anything 
you want. Peter, what do you want to know?"

"Well, uh... hm... um..." was all Peter could say.

Dick blurted, "Uh, Mrs. Smith, what is this?" He pointed 
at the woman's crotch on the picture. He looked 
innocently up at her.

"I was afraid you were going to ask that," she answered 
uneasily. "That is called... the name of those is the 
labia, and they, um..." She crossed her arms thinking, 
then eventually looked at the clock. "Peter, turn off 
your computer. Boys, go, sit on the bed."

Dick immediately sat on the bed, very straight, with his 
hands in his lap, and Peter sat next to him. Mrs. Smith 
had closed the door so it was open just a crack, then 
stood before them. She said sternly, "I expect you boys 
to keep this a secret amongst the three of us, and 
Peter, your father must never, ever find out about this! 
Promise?" They quickly agreed.

"You are basically good boys, and I understand your 
natural urges, but I don't want you to get into trouble 
over them either. It was curiosity that killed the cat," 
she lectured. "So I'm going to show you what a nude 
woman's body looks like... up close. Now, you can look, 
and if you have any questions, you can ask me. But 
nothing leaves this room! Deal?"

Their eyes were as big as saucers from the shock as they 
nodded. Peter couldn't believe this was actually 
happening.

She started unzipping her skirt and added, "It's your 
lucky day, because you're going to see a lot better than 
what was on that computer screen." The boys swallowed 
hard when she stepped out of her skirt and they saw her 
skimpy red split-crotch panties and sexy black stockings 
and garters. Her legs were long and fine.

Nancy Smith became a mother pretty early in life, but 
she was tough and didn't let the birth of her son 
destroy her figure or her beauty, especially since she 
had to attract a daddy for young Peter, his real father 
having run off when he found out she was pregnant. 

She started working out again as soon as she could, and 
probably spent more money on her sexy wardrobe and 
health treatments than she should have. But she had to 
find the right man, and when she did, all her hard work 
and debts were paid off a hundredfold. Still, she knew 
that one day soon she would have to tell Peter the truth 
about his father...

But Nancy's work and exercise habits carried over even 
after she was married, and 17 years later, her body 
showed it. If anything, her body looked even better at 
34 than when she was 17. Her skin was perfect and evenly 
and darkly tanned, and her hair was a long, wavy 
strawberry blond. Her eyes were a striking green, and 
since she had just gotten home from work, her lips were 
still full and red with lipstick. As she slowly 
unbuttoned her blouse and let it slide off her 
shoulders, the boys almost passed out at the sight 
before them.

Peter could not believe his mother was standing mostly 
naked just inches away from him and his best friend. She 
had a perfect body, better than anything they had ever 
seen in Playboy. Her tits were huge and sexy, at least 
38Ds, and even though she was 34, they didn't sag, but 
stood firmly out. Their mouths watered, and they were 
feeling serious wood watching her.

But they didn't keep their attentions on her hooters for 
long, because immediately Nancy began to peel off her 
garter belt and stockings. She bent down to strip them 
off her feet, and put her high heels back on afterwards. 
Then, aware of the effect she was having, she slowly 
slid the tight panties off her hips and let them fall to 
the floor.

When she stepped out of the panties and posed with her 
hands on her hips, saying, "Well, boys, how do I look?" 
they were ready to cum right there.

"You, you don't have any... hair," stammered Dick.

"Better to see my labia, child."

"Can I touch... your labia?"

"Why don't you start somewhere else?" Nancy closed her 
eyes and pushed her titties together and out towards the 
boys.

"Yes, ma'am!" Dick leapt up and grabbed a boob and 
started sucking noisily. As Peter watched Dick's hand 
grope his mother's other breast, and saw his mom wrap 
her hands around his friend's head, pulling him closer, 
he thought he should feel outrage. Instead, he had to 
admit that this really turned him on, this thing he had 
guiltily dreamed of on so many nights. His decision was 
made.

"Me too!" Peter hopped up and planted a wet passionate 
kiss on his ecstatic mother's lips. Their tongues danced 
and intertwined as Peter's hand brushed down his mom's 
back to cup her tight butt. Her breathing blasted on his 
cheek when he roughly pinched her buns.

Then he felt her hips buck, and he looked down to see 
that Dick had dropped to his knees, licking her out. It 
was Peter's chance to feed at those luscious melons for 
the first time since he was a baby. He broke the wet 
kiss and slid his mouth down her neck to her tits. He 
tweaked one huge, rubbery nipple with his tongue. He was 
amazed when it grew to an inch in length and as wide as 
his fingertip. He bit the wet nipple gently.

"Oh, baby," she responded, and pulled him to her teat, 
where he sucked so hard he thought he would pass out. 
"Yes, feed on mommy's tit," she moaned. 

Nancy had spread her legs so Dick could crawl beneath 
and twiddle her clitty in his mouth. It did not take 
long for her to start humping his upturned face, 
grinding herself closer and closer to climax, as Peter 
switched tits and licked hungrily.

She knew they were inexperienced, but she was surprised 
at how good they were. They were natural experts at 
pleasing a woman. Their tongues commanded her.

"You boys... are... so good... like professionals. AW! 
YES! I'M CUMMINGGGG! ARRGGH!" When Peter saw her 
writhing around like a wild woman, he pinched her 
nipples roughly, pulling out on them and twisting. Her 
whole body spasmed so hard that her hair flew in all 
directions as wave upon wave of abandon seized her.

"Yesssss," she sighed when it was over, and collapsed on 
the bed. It had been so long since her busy husband had 
made love to her. Now, these eager studs made her feel 
like a woman again. She needed more.

When her pussy stopped its shuddering, she laid lustily 
on her side and said in her most sultry voice, "Now 
isn't there something *you* wanted to show *me*?"

Staring at such a horny fox, the guys needed no further 
encouragement, whipping off their shirts, jeans and 
underwear. When Peter shed the last of his clothes, his 
freed cock slapped precum on his belly. It was 9 1/2 
inches, and thick, so he was sure his mommy would be 
proud of it. That is, until he saw Dick's cock spring 
into view. It was huge, at least 12 inches!

"Ooh, my big boy--you're bigger than your daddy," Nancy 
cooed dreamily. Then she saw Dick, and became a woman 
possessed. She had to have that big powertool. It was 
drooling precum in a stream down its shaft, and she 
wiped a finger along that wet trail and brought it to 
her waiting lips.

"Ummm," she sucked and rolled her eyes. "Come here, 
right now!"

Dick stood next to the bed, and Nancy got on her hands 
and knees and crawled to his ready pecker, affixing her 
lips to their target. Peter was stunned at the sight of 
her trying to fit the massive organ into her mouth. It 
would be easier for her to swallow his forearm, he 
thought.

It took a while for her to get his massive knob all the 
way in, as it was as big as a fist. Her whole face was 
straining and contorting with the task, and tears formed 
at her eyes. But she finally had it in, and was moaning 
while she slowly fed more of his shaft into her mouth.

Dick firmly grasped two handfuls of hair and was 
beginning to fuck her face. "That's it, suck deeper, 
bitch, deeper."

Peter thought Dick was out of line talking to his mother 
like that, and was about to say something when he was 
astounded by Dick's next statement (or command, really): 
"Go get a belt!" He was talking to Peter!

"Huh?"

"Now!" Dick shouted ferociously, and Peter scrambled to 
the closet for his leather belt.

"Fold it in half and whip her ass." Dick pistoned his 
hips farther and farther forward.

"Huh?"

"Whip! Her! Ass! With the belt!"

"What?"

Suddenly, Nancy's head stopped, and her eyes turned back 
to look at her son, her mouth stuffed to overflowing 
with cockshaft. She made noises, trying to talk with her 
mouth full, and nodded her assent to her son as best she 
could, before Dick jerked her head back into service.

"Get her good," Dick growled. 

Well, OK, Peter thought and shrugged his shoulders. He 
reared his arm back and rapped the strap against her 
naked bottom.

"Hard! Whip her!"

He aimed for the light stripe he had just left on her 
perfectly tanned asscheeks, and let fly. It made a 
stinging slap, and his mother jerked forward. Dick was 
not happy about that, and he slapped her face, which 
made her suck harder. Peter looked at her anew. She used 
to be his mom, but now she was a cocksucking whore, 
waving her ass at him, inviting the next blow. He 
swatted her ass, superhard this time.

She began groaning, but Peter couldn't hear because he 
whacked her booty again and again and again, laying long 
welts on the soft brown globes. Her body swayed back and 
forth more rapidly.

"Is her juice running all the way down her thighs?"

Dick asked between heaving breaths.

"Yes. Definitely."

"Then fuck her from behind.... uh, hurry!" Dick was 
getting close.

Peter hadn't wanted the first time with his mom to be 
like this, but Dick seemed to know what he was doing, 
and Peter was pretty horny himself by now, so he mounted 
behind her bouncing ass. She spread her legs further 
apart. He took his throbbing manhood in hand, and guided 
the missile to her steaming snatch. It was so lubed that 
it seemed to suck him in. Once in, he was surprised at 
the snug, velvety grip of her hot cunt. He instinctively 
began pulsing in and out of her.

Peter gripped her hips in his hands, and began to really 
let her have it. His earlier disbelief was gone. Now all 
he saw before him was a cheap, nasty dogslut, with two 
huge mancocks pumping into her. She was moaning louder 
as both the boys fucked harder. They... were... going... 
to... cum... together. Dick's eyes rolled back in his 
head. He couldn't believe how this experienced woman 
gave head. He plunged forward, screaming.

"I'M CUMMMMINGGG!" Dick yelled.

"MM MMMMMMMMMMM!" Nancy moaned.

"ME TOO!" Peter added.

It was a writhing, savage cumfest, as the virile men 
made the whore feel orgasms like she never before 
dreamed possible. The men climaxed beyond reason as they 
injected endless jets of jism into their fuckslave.

They collapsed all over each other on the bed. That was 
incredible, they all said. But as soon as she caught her 
breath, Nancy needed to have more. She pushed Dick so 
that he laid on his back with his head leaning on the 
headboard.

"It's been a long time since I've had such young meat," 
she said, and stood above him with her feet on either 
side of his hips. She bent down and jerked on Dick's 
semi-erect rod, bringing it back to life. "This is what 
you guys are good at, right? Staying power?"

With that, she squatted down and impaled herself on 
Dick's turgid fuckstick. Peter had a perfect view as her 
lips stretched to completely envelope all of his meat, 
as she sank down to the base. Dick reached up and 
tweaked her nipples as she savored and writhed for whole 
minutes at the fullness she felt.

Then she growled a nasty growl and grabbed the top of 
the headboard with both hands. Still on her feet, she 
raised herself until only his cockhead was still inside 
her, and then plunged back down. She repeated this again 
and again, harder each time, until she was doing jungle 
squats like an animal. Peter was ready to cum just 
watching. Her hair and her breasts flopped and flew 
everywhere. The sloppy friction against his sensitive 
penis instantly threw Dick into overdrive. He knew he 
couldn't last long.

"CUMMMINGGG!" Dick choked out, after only a couple of 
minutes of the exquisite treatment.

His cock stiffened even more, and jets of hot jism 
blasted into her convulsing love tunnel, spurting so 
hard that it started spraying out from between her legs. 
This provided even more lubrication, and Nancy rode even 
harder and faster, up and down, until she became like a 
blur and they could barely see her face.

Behind the hair stuck to her mouth and sweaty face, they 
heard her say, "More... more... fill me, pump me, 
because I'm-I'm-I'M CUMMMINGGGG!" She had been twisting 
her own nipples, and at the instant Dick felt her cunt 
spasming around his pole, streams of milk shot from her 
breasts to the wall above Dick's head, then ran down the 
wall and headboard. "ARRRGGGGHHHHHH!" she screamed in 
sweet agony.

"Cool!" Peter and Dick both gasped without thinking. 
They realized it didn't make them sound very mature, but 
this just rocked.

Nancy was multiorgasming again, because she kept going, 
until she suddenly lost all power and fell to the bed as 
if made of rubber.

"Such good lovers," she panted as she lazily stroked 
them both.

"Mom, why did you, you know, with the milk? Are you 
pregnant?"

She laughed. "No, child, that happens when I reach the 
maximum peak of ecstasy. Like when I'm sharing a bed 
with two sexy, incredibly gifted young studs."

She continued, "And while your friend is an 
unforgettable lover, I have a special treat for you, my 
Petey-boy. Go and get the hand lotion."

When he returned, she had rolled onto her stomach, and 
was lying spreadeagle.

She said, "Now, my baby, I want to you to grease up your 
prick, very slippery. That's my boy. Now," and she 
raised her ass off the bed slightly, "I'm going to give 
to my son my virgin butthole."

She looked so sexy to Peter as he sidled up behind her. 
Dick made no effort to hide his envy, and Peter silently 
laughed in his friend's face.

When he pushed his swollen head against her rosebud, she 
pleaded, "Be gentle, my love." But he knew she was 
lying, still acting like she was a respectable mom. He 
pulled her cheeks apart and plunged in to the hilt.

"Oh! No!" She squirmed on the business-end of his prod.

"Yes, yes!" He furiously pumped into her, and she 
immediately began to experience orgasms, one after 
another. Dick told him later he had stopped counting at 
21. Her ass shaft was hot and tight, stretching to 
accomodate his pistoning dick, and he enjoyed having 
this power over her, but all too soon...

"I'M CUMMMINGGGG!" He peppered her insides with spunk.

"ME... M-M-M-ME.... " She couldn't even talk.

Peter fell back, exhausted, and hot juice ran down into 
her pussy. But she wasn't done yet.

"Please, Dick, finish me, baby," she whined. "Size! I 
need size!" Her ass quivered pitifully in the air at 
him.

"Well let me ask you something first, Mrs. S," Dick 
drawled.

"Yes, anything, please, quickly."

"Mrs. S--Nancy--have you ever done it with another 
woman?"

"Yes I have, yes I have, now please..."

"Well then, I would like to see you do it."

"Yes, OK, but first please..."

"No, no, no. Before, Nancy, before."

She sighed, then turned on her side to look at them, 
with her head propped up on her hand. "You are naughty 
boys, aren't you?" she asked playfully. She jumped out 
of bed and as she was leaving the room, called back, 
"You might want to slip some pants on." Peter and Dick 
looked at each other and high-fived, then hopped into 
their jeans. Nancy returned wearing a satin nighty which 
barely covered anything, and she peered out Peter's 
bedroom window.

"Let's go," she said. On the way out, Peter glanced out 
the window. There was the next-door neighbor, Alicia, 
sunning herself in her skimpy bikini. She was hot, 23, 
with shoulder-length sandy hair, and nice, full lips. 
She also had big, beautiful tits, and a fine bod with 
long legs. Her bikini bottoms barely covered her...

No way! Her and mom?

As he ran to catch up to the other two, his mind was 
filled with images of Alicia. He had fantasized about 
her ever since she moved in. He even peeked in on her 
sometimes. One time she was sitting in her office, with 
both her feet on her desk, talking softly on the phone. 
He couldn't hear what she was saying. Then she got 
something out of a drawer, maybe a letter-opener, and 
she started hitting her pussy with it through her 
panties! Peter had to run just when it was getting good, 
though, because she came over to open the window. She 
was hard to peek on, because she moved around too much.

He caught up with them just as his mother rang the 
doorbell. After a long minute, the door opened a crack, 
then all the way.

"Well, hel-lo!" Alicia cried as she eyed Nancy's 
scantily clad figure. "You'd better come in before 
you're arrested."

"Thanks, Alicia," Nancy said, stepping in. "You know my 
son, Peter, right?"

"Oh yes, a little gentleman. He held the ladder for me 
while I changed the light bulb last week."

"Good, and this is Dick," said Nancy, who walked to 
Alicia's side and whispered into her ear. They giggled.

"Well, well, let's see how sexy and incredibly gifted 
these young men really are," Alicia said. "Whip 'em out 
and rev 'em up, boys."

Dick and Peter lost no time in freeing their cocks, 
which eagerly stood at full-mast for this sex goddess. 
Nancy now stood behind Alicia, kissing her neck, while 
one hand reached into Alicia's bikini top.

"Mmm, don't just stand there, boys," Alicia coaxed, "do 
something."

The guys obeyed and jerked on their hard-ons, already 
sticky with precum, while they watched first the top and 
then the bottom of the swimsuit fall off of Alicia's 
delicious body. Her breasts were everything Peter ever 
imagined, very full with dark, erect nipples. Her pussy 
showed a small, shaven thatch of curly brown hair, and 
Peter wanted to lick it so bad hat he had to fight the 
urge to drop to his knees right there and beg her to let 
him do it.

But they weren't tempted by the sight for too long, for 
as soon as Alicia's clothes hit the floor, she turned 
and practically mauled Nancy. They wrestled each other 
to the carpet and immediately spread their legs and 
locked into a sixty-nine. The sounds and smells of 
hungry pussy-licking filled the room.

"You taste so good, lesbian lover," Alicia whispered.

"Your pussy is almost as good as a cock, sweet sister," 
Nancy groaned.

On hearing the nasty sluts talking dirty, and watching 
them push their crotches into each other's faces for 
ultimate ecstasy, Dick felt his sack tighten and begin 
to make its spooge.

"I'm about to cum," he gasped out.

The sight of two lesbians' asses grinding like engines 
before his eyes made Peter's ironrod pulse in 
anticipation of losing his load.

"Me too," was all he could grunt.

Nancy and Alicia were about to get a cumbath spattering 
they would never forget. Then the doorbell rang.

"Oh shit!" Alicia hissed and sprang to her feet. She 
wiped her face on her arm, and slipped on Nancy's robe. 
"Who is it?"

"It's Dee, babe," a female voice replied.

Alicia flung open the door, and the two women shouted in 
excitement and hugged each other. The boys looked at 
each other. It was Deanna Troi from Star Trek: The Next 
Generation!

Deanna looked over Alicia's shoulder at them.

"Oh, am I interrupting anything?"

"These are friends I want you to meet," Alicia 
explained. "I think we'll all get along very well."

"Great." Deanna surveyed the boys' equipment from across 
the room. "I'll be right back."

They could see her walk out to her minivan. She was 
talking with someone inside. Then the door flung open, 
and out stepped a thin woman with shortish blond hair. 
The boys couldn't believe their luck. It was Paula Zahn.

She was helping another woman climb out, and it was 
another Paula Zahn! This one was dressed in a karate 
uniform. Then another Paula Zahn came out, dressed in a 
cowgirl's outfit. Then came Leather Paula Zahn, and 
Deep-Sea Diver Paula Zahn. Elvis Paula Zahn. Spacesuit 
Paula Zahn. Revolutionary War Paula Zahn. Jeannie Paula 
Zahn. And Handicapped-Amputee Paula Zahn. There were ten 
Paula Zahns in all! Peter and Dick were creaming in 
their pants, as if they had any on.

They threw a get-acquainted party. Peter ran next door 
to get his Sega Genesis game, and the women watched him 
and Dick play. They were all very impressed at how long 
they played, and how high they scored, and many of them 
were secretly getting turned on already. These the boys 
tried to teach, but they weren't really catching on, 
because guys and girls are good at different things.

They were partying down when, all of a sudden, Deanna 
loudly ordered Alicia to "fetch the cart."

"Yes, ma'am," said Alicia, and she returned pushing a 
large box mounted on wheels. It barely fit through the 
doorway. It was placed in the middle of the room for all 
to see, and Deanna flipped open the lid. The cart was 
brimming with vibrators, dildos, butt plugs and dozens 
of other sex toys of all shapes and sizes.

"Now," Deanna forcefully announced, "let's get ready to 
rumble!"

END

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This story was written as an adult fantasy. The author
does not condone the described behavior in real life.

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