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Ironic
by Hawk Richards (heminway@epix.net)

***

I couldn't believe it. My folks were in the room. Didn't 
they see me fucking the nurse? My balls were swelling 
with the need to orgasm. All of a sudden, everything 
went blank. A torrent of hot semen burst from my loins. 
I saw the face of my mother. She was crying. I woke up 
startled, confused, and bewildered. (MF, dream)

***

The tragic gray rain swept the crisp, frozen landscape. 
The once doughy ground was now hardened. The trees were 
barren and winter had conquered with shades of gray 
washing the painter's pallet. Hews of amber on the tip 
of a horsehair brush pressed timidly to the canvas. 
Then, strong slow strokes of the painter's instrument 
sounded through the night below the groaning wind. Bent 
over the easel was the artist. His eyes intent on the 
beauty only he saw and was able to transfer to the 
reality of the canvas. 

The red glow of my cigarette grew as I took a long drag 
off it. I walked forward slowly into the dim light of 
the streetlamp, where the twilight grew into a haze. A 
deafening sound had pierced the night. It was a sound 
only I could hear. A pain in my chest seeped to my brain 
stem. I winced as I felt the thought tear my flesh. My 
legs gave out underneath me as the world went black. 
Cold.

I awoke to the sterile smell of a hospital. My eyelids 
rose as the heavy burden of lifting the weight of drugs 
pressed them down. Groggily I swept the room with an 
adrenaline stimulated stare. A room full of standard 
hospital green and stainless steel greeted my anxious 
and heavy eyes. The other bed was empty; so was my 
stomach. My lips were aching for some water to nourish 
my need. My chest felt like a mass of broken tissue, 
torn and rendered wounded by both life and the heart 
pounding wonder of why I was here. What could wound me?

I had a clue as to who had done it. I started to sit up 
when the pain shot through me immobilizing me for many 
minutes, which seemed like eternity. How close had I 
come to death this time? I was getting careless. I still 
was not safe from myself anymore, even in the hospital 
helpless and weak. Helpless and weak are two things that 
I never like to be. My own body had betrayed me.

My eyes suddenly opened as a nurse came through the 
door. She looked like an angel. I am not kidding. Her 
blonde hair seemed to flow in my dazed sight. Her white 
uniform was just a wisp of white to me. I could only see 
her float over to me with a caring smile. 

"Looks like you finally decided to join us Mr. Andrews," 
she said.

I could only grunt an appreciative groan. My mouth was 
so dry I could not speak; yet, somehow I asked for a 
drink of water.

"Only just a little bit," she said as she poured me a 
cup of water from the pitcher near the bedside. "How are 
we this morning?" she asked knowing all too well that I 
felt like shit.

"Where am I?" I muttered spilling some water on my 
hospital gown. 

"You're at St. Johns Hospital. You took a nasty bump to 
your noggin," she said as she checked my bandages. 

I whimpered a moan of protest as the pain shot through 
the haze of painkillers; I am sure they fed to me 
intravenously.

"You have a visitor Mr. Andrews," she said. 

I looked up to see a dark clad figure enter the room. At 
once, I recognized him. It was hard not to for I had 
known him all my life. He was tall with a balding gray 
pattern of hair upon his round head. There were deep 
furrows of worry etched into his forehead. His cheeks 
were hollow and made his pronounced smile even more 
pathetic. He was more worried than he usually looked. It 
was I. 

It would be me 20 years from now as a husk of flesh and 
bone. The thought of aging never had bothered me. What 
did bother me was the reluctance to go through life as a 
drone to society and the thought that dreams could be 
locked up behind a pathetic smile and wool suits. A 
neatly packaged product of conformity. A trite existence 
in little houses painted white, picket fences, a dog, a 
cat, and the whole stereotypical dribble pounded into my 
brain by radiation sets and countless hours behind the 
blind mask of the American dream. 

"Hello," I said.

"You really should take better care of yourself." 

"Yes."

"Your mother is outside would you like to see her?"

"My mother? She is not my mother."

"Well, she is outside would you like to see her?"

"Not really."

"I don't understand you."

"And you never will."

"Fine."

That is how it ended. That is how it always ended. I 
understood his existence, yet he didn't understand my 
reluctance. I loved them, yet I had contempt for them. I 
lived a life they didn't understand. My head ached even 
harder as I clenched my eyes shut. Even full of sense 
depriving drugs I felt my body absorb sensations. I 
tasted the acidic-sterility of the room, the stiffness 
of the sheets and the warm circulated air. 

I needed a drink. 

***

I felt the need for company after he left. I pressed a 
button summoning the nurse. She arrived in about five 
minutes, which was an eternity. My drug-induced haze was 
fading, causing the tender tissue surrounding my wound 
to ache. I thought about asking for more painkillers, 
instead I hit on her. I knew she must have had more 
important things to do, but I seem to have a way with 
women. Either they take pity on me or they are somehow 
intrigued. I never really analyzed it. 

"What seems to be the problem, Mr. Andrews?" She asked.

"I needed to talk to someone," I croaked.

"I see..."

"Are you feeling pain?"

"Only in my heart," I said trying to smile.

"Chest pains?"

"No emotional."

I could see her start to understand. Her lips curled 
into a slight grin. Her eyes glinted in a mischievous 
secret. For some reason she locked the door, let her 
hair down, and glided to my side with ease. I took a 
moment to admire her face. 

"It's time for your sponge bath."

"Ok." It was all I could say at the moment. I had always 
wanted to make love to a nurse. 

As she swabbed my torso with tepid water and smiled, she 
must have noticed the desperation on my face. I would 
have called her an angel of mercy, yet her devilish grin 
led me to another conclusion. She bent her face towards 
mine. 

Perhaps, it was my own take on the event, but I thought 
she was going to kiss me. Instead, she looked into my 
eyes, searching. She must have liked what she found 
there. She didn't move away when I kissed her. Her lips 
were too soft like feather pillows. I held onto her 
waist. Our tongues intertwined like two serpents. 

Soon, she left with an innocent smile. I still wanted to 
fuck a nurse. I don't blame her for not allowing me to 
go further than a kiss. Patients are in a hospital for a 
reason. Something is physically wrong with them. 

*** 

After I escaped from the Hospital, I had to talk to 
someone, so I went to my favorite listener: "I remember, 
sitting for two hours watching an ant crawl around my 
kitchen. I just sat there. He was the perfect drone. He 
was the perfect soldier." My cat just sat there, silent. 
He understood.

That night I had a dream. I was on the hospital bed 
making love to the nurse. Her auburn hair cascaded down 
to brush my face. Each hair was like a whip biting into 
my soul. She slowly gyrated her hips in rhythm to my 
heartbeat. I heard the hospital equipment around me beep 
in erratic beats. I could feel my cock penetrating her 
body with each movement. She was so tight it hurt. 

I heard talking in the background. It was the doctor. He 
was either oblivious to the nurse rutting up and down on 
my hips or he condoned the behavior. He held a x-ray of 
my skull up to the light. He spoke to the unseen voices 
asking questions. 

"Will he be alright, Doctor?"

"He seems healthy." 

I noticed the Doctor examining the nurse quite closely. 
Her nursing uniform had vanished. Her overly large 
breasts seemed to have a life of their own as they 
bobbed up and down. Their cherry colored nipples pressed 
into my chest like needles. My hands groped the soft 
flesh of her breasts. I held on tight because my life 
depended upon it. 

"He doesn't act healthy."

"There is a special operation for such matters."

"Do whatever you can to make him... normal," my 
Stepmother said in disgust.

"Ok, Mrs. Andrews."

I couldn't believe it. My folks were in the room. Didn't 
they see me fucking the nurse? My balls were swelling 
with the need to orgasm. All of a sudden, everything 
went blank. A torrent of hot semen burst from my loins. 
I saw the face of my mother. She was crying. I woke up 
startled, confused, and bewildered. Never in my life had 
I had such a vivid dream. 

The memory made me sick. I had an awful headache. As my 
stomach churned, I remembered what the doctor had told 
me: "You have a tumor in your brain. You have two 
options at your disposal. Either you can go through with 
the surgery or you can try chemotherapy." 

I blacked out once again. I had a vision of a nurse 
swabbing the excess semen off her inner thighs. It 
dribbled down her leg slowly.


The End

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Please keep this story, and all erotic stories out of
the hands of children. They should be outside playing
in the sunshine, not thinking about adult situations.

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