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Christmas Ball-Busting
by Caligula (address withheld)

***

A man and a women fight over a hard to find toy for a 
Christmas present. The woman wins. (MF, v)

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Dan was a young man of 32, wearing his sweat pants and 
t-shirt, out looking for the holy grail of toys for his 
daughter, Pull-my-Finger Thelmo. All holiday season 
long his daughter had talked about nothing else and his 
wife made sure he understood there would be no sex for 
6 months if their dear daughter did not get her dream 
toy. 

But Thelmo was the scarcest of toys this holiday 
season. 

As he walked up and down the aisles he wondered how 
he'd get along with no sex, when suddenly, there it was 
lying amongst a clutter of crappy toys, PULL-MY-FINGER 
THELMO! 

He was only distracted momentarily by a gorgeous woman 
rapidly coming down the aisle towards him. She was 
wearing a very short and tight black mini-skirt and she 
had 3-inch black patent leather high heels on. Dan was 
only brought out of his reverie upon discovering she 
was reaching for the Thelmo doll! He quickly narrowed 
the gap between them and also grabbed for Thelmo. Of 
course they both took hold at the same time. 

SHIT! Dan knew he was in for an argument now.

The woman rather grumpily said, "Sir, if you don't 
mind, I had Thelmo first." 

Dan would not be put off. He figured better end this 
quick and to do that he'd have to get nasty. After all, 
his daughter had to have a Thelmo. 

"Listen lady, I saw him first so get your hands off. 
You come down the aisle wiggling your ass and think I'm 
going to hand you the last Thelmo doll in the state 
because you think your hot or something. Well fuck 
off!" 

There, that should do it, Dan thought.  

The woman became really pissed now and apparently had 
the same idea about ending it quickly. "Okay, prick! 
Get your fucking hands off my doll! I've been shopping 
all day, dealing with assholes like you and I'm sick of 
it. So get fucked!" 

Now Dan was fuming. How dare she talk to him like that! 
"Okay bitch, let go or else!" 

"Or else what!!!" 

"Or you'll get hurt, little woman!" Dan put the 
emphasis on the 'woman'. 


The 'woman' had finally had enough of Dan. "I think 
you're the one about to get hurt, fuckface!" And with 
that, the beautiful lady brought her knee up swiftly 
into Dan's unprotected nut sack. 

"OOOOMMMMMPPFFFFF!!!" Dan's eyes widened and he doubled 
up a bit, but managed to keep his death grip on Thelmo. 
"You fucking whore!!!" 

This pissed her off even further and again, she thrust 
her attractive knee into Dan's testicles.  

Still, Dan clung to the doll.

The woman was surprised he was still standing after 
what she had done. He must really want that doll, she 
thought, but she was still fuming. So again she 
assaulted his nuts with her lovely knee. Same results. 
Bent but not broken. 

It took all Dan had not to pass out; he was so 
traumatized that he couldn't even go on the offensive. 
But his daughter needed that doll!  

The woman thought for a brief second about what to do 
next. The thought hit her as she looked down at her 
pointy high-heels. She looked back up at Dan and smiled 
at him. She released the doll and took a slight step 
back. 

Dan thought he had won and so relaxed a bit, trying to 
straighten his posture. He was wrong. He watched in 
horror as the sexy woman swung her leg back, and then 
kicked forward with all her might, releasing the 
frustration she had built up all day Christmas 
shopping. 

Her shoe's pointy toe smashed into his left ball, 
crushing it. Dan dropped like a rock as the woman 
daintily picked up the Thelmo doll from the ground, 
laughing. "Well, tough guy, looks like you're the one 
who got the 'or else'!" And with that she kicked him 
once more, this time catching him in his right nut. 

Dan only groaned and vomited. 

Just then on the loudspeaker the store manager 
announced, "Attention shoppers, we have just received a 
HUGE shipment of Pull-My-Finger Thelmo, enough for 
everyone. Merry Christmas!" 

The woman laughed hysterically at this and dropped the 
Thelmo doll she and Dan had fought over right on his 
injured groin. She'd get a new one, since Dan had 
crushed the box when she kicked his scrotum. "Merry 
Christmas, loser," she said pleasantly. "By the way, I 
just love the Nutcracker Ballet, don't you?" She 
laughed at her own joke and left to get a new Thelmo 
doll, leaving Dan in the fetal position on the floor. 

The End

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This story was written as an adult fantasy. The author
does not condone the described behavior in real life.

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