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Nighty Night
by Anonymous (address withheld)
***
A guy is talked into cross-dressing so he can attend an
"all girls" sleepover. (MF, cd)
***
"Reeeyullly, Jack," she said, drawing out the "really"
like the Valley Girl that still lived inside her
slender but reeyully-thirty-something body, "You can't
stay for the lingerie party. Go bowling with the boys
or something...Naughty Nightie parties are for girls
only."
"C'mon," I protested, "I've been working every night
this week, and I really wanted to just spend an evening
relaxing at home... reeyully."
"Really Jack," she said, easing off on the Valley
intonation now, "How could you relax with a bunch of
giggling, tittering women in the next room, even if you
could stay here?"
"Tittering? Now that does sound interesting" I teased.
"Isn't that at least half, or more precisely, two-
thirds of what naughty nighties are all about? And what
makes you think I'd want to stay in the next room
watching the tube, when I could join the tittering,
watching the boobs?"
"Bad puns will get you nowhere," she said, and
countered with what she was sure was a one-hundred
percent airtight put-off: "The only way you're going to
stay for this party is if you're decked out like the
Queen Mary."
I paused as if I reeyully had to think this one over,
looked stage left and stage right as if seeking counsel
from two invisible advisors, and then let it go: "Okay,
you're on," I said, waiting for the reaction.
Whenever I think I've tricked Carol into conceding an
argument by agreeing to something I'm sure she never
thought I'd agree to, it always turns out that SHE set
ME up. I could tell by the look in her eye that she'd
done it again.
"Gotcha!" she popped, revealing that she'd planned it
this way from the start.
"HumnaHumnaHumna," I muttered, slapping my forehead and
rolling my eyes skyward like Ralph Cramden and "the
Meathead" combined.
"Cut the bad impressions," said Carol. "The real sitcom
is about to begin. Haul your buns out of that chair, go
and shave really close, and get into the shower. You've
got to get ready to get 'into character' for the
show... and don't forget to shave those hairy legs."
"B-b-but!" I pretended to protest, as she pushed me
toward the bathroom.
"And I'll be there in a while to help you shave
whatever else needs shaving, unless you're smart enough
to figure out what that might be."
Feigning reluctance, I shuffled off to the shower. Not
being a total dummy, after shaving my face and neck,
AND my legs, I shaved down my chest a bit, so that no
chest hairs would show in an ordinary neckline. "Not
nearly enough," said Carol, stepping into the shower
with me.
"Armpits, guy... we girls don't walk around with those
grody clumps of hair under our arms... here, I'll do
it," she said, taking the razor from me. I thought it
would be tricky shaving my armpits, but in no time at
all those "grody clumps" were gone... and all the rest
of my chest hair, too. "Let's see how you did with
those legs," she said, letting her soapy breasts brush
against my now-erect cock as she crouched down in front
of me and wrapped her arms around me.
"Wait a minute, you're shaving my buns," I complained.
"Who's going to see THEM?"
"Don't complain," she said. "How can you get 'in
character' if you don't feel entirely feminine? And we
can't have this thing sticking out once you're 'in
character'," she observed, looking my erect cock in the
eye. "We'll have to take measures to keep this down for
a while...at least until you're in costume," she said,
wrapping her lips around its head, making it MUCH
bigger, before it got much smaller. How could I
complain?
I don't know how she did it, but while I was in the
paroxysms of ecstasy, she'd managed to trim my bush so
that it looked just like hers... well, almost. Talk
about sneaky feminine wiles. Me and my now-hairless
balls would have to show her a thing or two...or had
she ALREADY seen a thing or two? Oh well, I'll get her
later, I thought.
A quick blast of cold water suddenly hit me, making my
depleted cock and balls shrink still further. "Here,
dry off," she said, handing me a towel. "You've got to
be dry before we can moisturize."
"Huh?" I responded to that bit of feminine illogic, as
she rubbed me down with whatever fragrant stuff it was
that made her even tastier. Not so oddly, I was looking
forward to being just as tasty as she was. And getting
into the mood of things, I took the bottle of
moisturizer and started rubbing the fragrant liquid on
her breasts, saying "Yes deah, we rahlly must
moisturize, mustn't we?"
"Later for that," she said, leading me into the bedroom
by my handle, which was now barely large enough to get
a grip on.
"Easy on that," I complained, "I may need this thing
again."
"You will," she agreed, "but much later in the evening.
Until then we've got to keep it as invisible as
possible. "Let me see now..." she said as she went
rummaging through one of those dresser drawers filled
with indescribables.
"This should do it!" she said as she retrieved a pair
of those little skin-colored adhesive half-bra cups
that are made for the ultimate plunging neckline.
Seeing that I was obviously puzzled, Carol explained,
"Not for your boobs, dummy! Spread your legs a bit."
She applied extra spirit gum to the bra cups, and then
stuck the two of them together along their top edges.
Glued together like that, they bore an amazing
resemblance to a shaved pussy.
"Looks like a pussy," I observed brightly.
"Up yours," she countered, pushing my balls up out of
sight with my cock pulled back over them. In the middle
of my amazement over how easily it could all be tucked
away, she capped my diminished essentials with the
glued-together pair of bra cups. It was, in a manner of
speaking, a master stroke. It stuck fast and held
neatly. Looking down at myself, it looked to ME like
I'd suddenly become female. Carol held a hand-mirror so
that I could have a better look, like a hairdresser
showing me my new "do".
"With a little makeup, it'll be perfect!" she said. I
couldn't believe it: I was about to get my crotch made
up. What a make-over!
I was really getting into this, as she glued a pair of
reeyully convincing breasts to my chest. "Where did you
get these?" I asked, "They can't be yours...you've
never needed them."
"They were. I was late to develop, and really self-
conscious about it. But I don't need them anymore, and
they're yours now."
Except for the very edges, they looked like the genuine
article(s). They bounced nicely (I couldn't resist
jiggling "my" tits), they matched my skin color, and
they had such nice rosy nipples. I couldn't resist
pinching them...I almost felt the squeeze!
"Don't worry about the edges," she said, "A little
Dermablend will cover that nicely." And it did. They
really looked real, reeyully! My very own boobs!
"On the bed, on your back, knees up" Carol directed.
"What is this, a gynecological exam?" I clowned.
"When I'm done, you may be able to pass one," she said,
applying more Dermablend and makeup color to my
"pussy". "How's this?" she asked, holding the hand
mirror so I could see the finished work.
"Incredible!" I said, "It looks good enough to eat!"
"I was thinking the same thing," she said, "but
layyyyyter. Now it's time to pick out your wardrobe,"
she said, turning to the dresser filled with all those
delectable little underthings.
"Since you're a new woman, I think we'll go with
virginal white, although you may not qualify by the
time the evening's up," she said, handing me a pair of
lacey white nylon bikini panties. "Here, step into
these. Don't worry about the makeup smearing... it's
waterproof, hypoallergenic, AND it has a great
fragrance, too."
"But how does it taste?" I wisecracked as I pulled the
panties up my smooth legs. I loved the feel of the cool
white nylon sliding over my equally smooth buns. I
could see why women liked wearing these things, and I
began to consider the possibility of wearing them all
the time, not just tonight. I even liked the lace trim
around the leg openings and the ruffled stretch lace
waistband... and the little pink bows at the hips, too.
Being feminine is really nice, I decided... reeyully.
"We have a bra to match," she said, as she threaded my
arms through the straps of an absolutely stunning
little front-hook push-up number whose half-cups were
topped by wispy lace that barely concealed "my"
nipples. I had been so enthralled putting on my panties
that I hadn't noticed that Carol had already put on
panties and bra that matched the ones I was wearing.
I couldn't resist comparing notes: "My boobs are just
as nice as yours," I said, "but don't you think you
should show a little less nipple? We're beginning to
look like sisters, and I'm beginning to feel a bit
protective."
"Your the one that's going to need to be protected,"
she said, "and remember, there are only going to be
girls at the naughty nightie party, so be a good girl.
You haven't met Laura, the woman who sells the
lingerie, but some of the girls you've met from my
office will be here, so you've reeyully got to make
sure they don't recognize you. 'Jack' is out bowling
tonight, and you're his twin sister Jackie, who's
visiting us from down South... got that?"
"Got it," I said, as she fastened a white lace garter
belt around my waist - it was a great match for the
panties and bra I was wearing.
"Let's stick with a neutral beige for the nylons," she
said, "Here, watch how I put them on so that you won't
snag them... and keep those seams straight."
I watched carefully, especially since this was
something I always enjoyed watching. Even though I'd
never done it before, I knew EXACTLY how to put them
on... I just hadn't imagined how great it would feel to
have my legs hugged by those long silky stockings. It
was a delight that they were long enough to completely
cover my thighs. Carol adjusted the straps on my garter
belt so that they'd stay up snugly. What a wonderful
feeling it was, especially to be able to slide one
smooth leg against the other! How do women get through
a day without getting excited about how feminine they
are?
Carol could tell what I was thinking from the dreamy
look in my eyes: "I know how wonderful it feels," she
said, "and I always wanted you to be able to share it
with me. I just KNEW you'd love it!"
"What can I say," I sang, "I enjoy... being a girl!"
"Good," said Carol, "but we'll have to work on your
voice. Remember that little Southern twang that Dustin
Hoffman used for 'Tootsie'? That will probably be easy
for you to do, and more convincing than anything else
we can manage in just a couple of hours. Try to
practice speaking that way while we finish dressing."
"Sho 'nuff, honey," I mimicked.
"Careful now," Carol said, "you may wind up sounding
more like Flip Wilson's 'Geraldine', and we don't want
to offend any of the black girls who are going to be at
the party."
"You wouldn't have a Tina Turner wig for me, would
you?" I asked, only half kidding. I've always thought
that Tina Turner is one great lady, and I was beginning
to feel jealous of her legs.
"Not exactly, but it will be bouffant though...after
all, Jackie, y'all are from the South where big hair is
still big. Actually, it's one of my wigs from the
Seventies...and I think that a nice bright stretch
Lycra mini-dress would be just the thing to go with
it... also one of my relics from the Seventies!"
I remembered her in that dress from when we were first
dating, and dropping into my best "Tootsie", I drawled,
"Would thayut be the shahny rayud dress, honey? Ayyund
was thayut a weeyug y'all was wearin'? Ah thawt Ah took
awf evathin' y'all was wearin' thayut naht."
"Evathin' but thayut," Carol replied, picking up the
drawl, "Thayut weeyugg held on REAL good!"
"A-mazin'," I said, "Ah nevah woulda thawt it!"
Sure enough, she produced that dress out of a garment
bag in the walk-in closet. I thought it had long ago
made the trip to the Goodwill box, but it still looked
like new. I was really glad to see it again.
"I became a woman with that dress, Jackie," said Carol,
"and so will you. Put on this little half-slip, and
then slip into the dress so that we can do your
makeup."
I hate to admit that although my fanny's cute and
nicely rounded from going to Jazzercise classes with
Carol, my hips aren't nearly as well- rounded as hers,
despite all those leg lifts. To think that I used to
worry that those exercises were making me shaped like a
woman! But the stretchy red dress did show off my buns
nicely, and I just loved that lacy little half-slip
tickling my legs.
Carol picked out a pair of red patent leather shoes
with 2-1/2" heels to go with the dress. "Try these,"
she said, "I'd love to give you higher heels, but you
shouldn't be too much taller than me, and 4" heels are
the tallest I've got for myself. If your shoes are too
tight we'll use a little shoe stretch on them."
Although the nylons made it easy to slide into the
shoes, they were a bit tight, so Carol wet them with a
bit of the shoe stretch solution, and I could feel the
shoes become more comfortable in just a few seconds.
"Walk around in them while I select makeup for you,"
said Carol, "it will help them stretch enough. We don't
want your feet to spoil the evening for you." If they'd
been higher heels, I might have had difficulty, but
this was EASY. I pranced around, wiggling my little ass
for all it was worth. This was really FUN. Carol broke
into a broad grin: "You're going to LOVE this night, I
can see that. But as good as you look, you still need
makeup, the wig, and some jewelry."
I'd never sat at Carol's makeup mirror before, but it
all seemed completely natural now. The last traces of
masculinity vanished under a subtle cover of Dermablend
with just the right accents of blush and shadow. I
blushed... my true femininity was being revealed.
"Remember those green-tinted contact lenses you bought
as a joke?" said Carol, "I'll bet they'd look perfect
now." I had to agree, and tottered off to get them. I'd
only kept them as a spare pair, but when I put them on
and looked in the mirror, I was amazed... I was one
sultry broad! "Ready for the eyeshadow!" I called out.
"Eyelashes first," said Carol, "You Southern girls like
lots of eyelash."
"Just don't overdo it," I said, sitting back down in
front of the mirror. "I don't want to look like a
hooker. Jack would be embarrassed if his sister looked
tacky."
"Don't worry, Jackie dear," said Carol, "I'll get it
just right." And sure enough she did - just the right
emphasis on the eyelashes, just the right amount of
mascara, just the right tint of green and silver
eyeshadow - the woman was truly an artist. I was
jealous! but I would learn.
False fingernails were next, and I was equally amazed
by how easily they went on, and how with the right
silvery red polish, they became MINE, like I'd been
taking care of them for months. Carol then returned to
my face, finishing her work with a luminous pale red
lip gloss, and lowered the bouffant auburn wig over my
head. God, I was lovely! "Is it possible that I have
the hots for myself?" I asked Carol.
"Could be," she said. "I know I do! but later for that
- we still have your debut ahead of us," she said as
she spiked my earlobes and put in a pair of glittery
pendant earrings.
"Ouch.... and ouch!" I complained.
"Don't worry", Carol said, they're all sterilized, and
you'll forget the sting in about a minute. And if you
don't want to keep them, the holes will heal up
overnight if we don't put studs in to keep them open.
"Don't want to keep them?" I said. "I think they're
great."
"Okay, finishing touch," said Carol. "How's this
necklace?" she asked, looping a long dangly creation
around my neck and clasping it behind.
"I love it! It's perfect!" I said.
"Okay," she said, "Just remember to keep it from
falling into your cleavage...that never looks good."
Cleavage! I'd been so involved with the way my face was
evolving, I hadn't even realized that I had a nicely
exposed decolletage. Wow! They were lovely - they
looked so REAL. I couldn't resist cupping them in my
hands.
"You're getting preoccupied with yourself," Carol
cautioned. It wasn't until then that I realized that
while tending to me, she'd also managed to get herself
completely dressed, in an electric-blue dress similar
to the one I was wearing. It was easy for her, of
course, but she was stunning! Were we ever an eye-
popping pair of dolls!
"Woman's work is never done," Carol admonished. "You've
got to help me get the place ready...Laura will be here
any moment, and the girls will start arriving soon.
Moving some furniture in heels should be good
practice."
I'd always ducked these party preparations before, but
this time I really pitched in. I was eagerly
anticipating the evening to come, and I wanted
everything to be just right. We knew that there would
be a model to show how the lingerie looked on (I was
certainly looking forward to THAT), so we removed the
coffee table from the living room and replaced it with
a low carpeted platform that we usually used for sit-
ups and other exercises - it would be perfect as a
runway for the model!
Carol, who thinks of everything, replaced all the white
light bulbs in the living room with rose-tinted ones,
and dimmed the lights down. "Not just for the
atmosphere," she explained, "You're going to be in
close contact with about a dozen women, and if they
look too closely, they'll think you're wearing too much
makeup. You wouldn't want them to think you were
overdoing it, would you?"
I had to agree with her, and I was grateful that she'd
expressed it that way... with no offense to my
femininity.
We'd barely finished setting out the wine and cheese
when the doorbell rang. "Don't forget that sweet
Southern accent," said Carol, "and don't overdo it
either." I cleared my throat, and breathed, "Hi, y'all"
a few times until it sounded right... or do I mean
"raht?"
Ah was bayerly satisfahd wiyeth mah voice when Carol
opened the door to let in Laura, a tall, raven-haired
beauty with a gay smile - and two enormous traveling
cases. Carol introduced me as her sister-in-law,
"Jackie", and I breathed a too-sexy "Puleezed to
meetcha all", as I took one of the cases - expressing
the proper degree of exertion - and led Laura into the
living room.
We set down the cases, and I poured a glass of Chablis
for each of us. Looking straight into Laura's eyes as I
handed her the glass, I could see that I'd easily
passed the first test: Laura was still smiling at me,
but the smile had hardened, and I could tell that she
viewed me as competition.
"Interesting..." I thought - at a gathering with no
men. Could she be jealous of my being there with Carol?
END
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