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Imagine My Surprise
by Morgan Preece (zanna@whoever.com)

***

Imagine my surprise when I realized I had acquired a 
teen-age mistress. (M/F-teen, rom)

***

Nona and I first met just before Christmas, just after 
her eighteenth birthday. Her long-legged exuberance, 
her blonde enjoyment of life, her green-eyed challenge 
to the world had attracted me to her from the start. We 
met at an office Christmas party, the company cafeteria 
given over to tables of turkey, ham, dressing, cakes, 
breads, pies and all manner of excellent things to eat.

My waistline in danger, I looked everywhere but at the 
food. With the double-nickel birthday only months 
behind me, the last thing I needed was a half-dozen 
extra holiday pounds to lug around while waiting for a 
coronary. 

I looked straight into the green-eyes of the long-
legged blonde already mentioned, Nona Glass. Nona was 
no great beauty, a little on the scrawny side, nearly 
flat-chested and with a slightly asymmetric face that 
gave her a perpetually off-center look. But she had big 
eyes the color of wet jade, long, wavy hair that seemed 
every shade of gold and platinum at once and tanned, 
healthy skin that needed little artifice to bring out 
its natural, lovely, heat.

She stood, hip-shot, head tilted, looking back at me, 
her gaze nearly level with mine. She wore three-inch 
party pumps at the ends of those tawny, muscular legs 
below a straight yellow dress that ended mid-thigh. I 
can still see every detail, like the refrain from a 
Paul Simon lyric. She wore three earrings in each ear 
lobe, one a simple stud, one a large golden hoop, the 
other some kind of dangling charm. Two more simple 
loops adorned the top of her left ear. A necklace of 
tiny green-gold beads separating creamy faux pearls 
hung nearly to her waist.

"How ya doin', prez," she said irreverently, with the 
hint of an aren't-I-naughty, little-girl grin. A bit of 
whipped cream clung to the incredibly, fine hairs 
around her nearly lopsided, almost over-large mouth. 
She held a plate with part of a slice of pumpkin pie in 
one hand and a sticky fork in the other. 

Everyone else had just started on their turkey or ham 
but I would come to know that Nona always had dessert 
first. She waved the fork vaguely at the room, "Nice 
spread." The fingers on that hand had long peach 
colored nails, on the other hand, her right, her nails 
were teal.

I did not know who she might be and my confusion 
probably showed. With over four hundred employees in 
six offices, I could no longer know personally everyone 
who worked for me. But I knew I wanted to get to know 
this particular employee better and soon. My heart 
quickened, my perception narrowed to her presence alone 
and I felt a stirring I had not felt since I first met 
my second wife almost thirteen years before.

I found myself mentally undressing her. The dress came 
off easily, she wore no underwear or hosiery. My mind's 
eye pictured her, virginal little cupcake tits, bikini-
shaved twat, bush a little darker than the hair on her 
head, tan lines blurred from nude sunbathing on some 
screened deck near the beach. The mental image made my 
back teeth ache and my prick stir in my trousers.

I felt the need of an opening line but she read my mind 
or my expression and laughed, supplying one. "Hey!" she 
observed, pointing with the fork at the watch on my 
right wrist, "We're both lefties."

I smiled, trying to look friendly without being 
grandfatherly. "Yes, we are! How about that? And I've 
set up a special table, just for us lefties. Y'know, so 
we don't clash elbows with all the northpaws." I 
pointed out the table in the corner, reserved for me 
and whomever I chose. Usually at these company doings, 
I would be eating with department heads but not this 
time. I resolved to sup with someone more conducive to 
digestion rather than listen to another argument about 
warehousing versus just-in-time supply.

Nona's slow smile rewarded the quivering adolescent 
inside me with the hope that she understood my offer in 
all its contexts. I don't remember what we ate but I 
found out her name, her age, the department she worked 
in and her telephone number. I also found myself 
answering more questions than I asked.

No one joined us at the table. No one even tried. I 
think I may have been glaring at anyone who got close.

Nona wanted to know everything. The names of my wife 
and ex-wife, my kids and grandkids. Her directness 
astonished me, "So what does Brenda do?" she would ask 
of my ex. "I mean, has she got a life since the kids 
left?"

"Charity work mostly, I guess." I didn't really know. 
"Babysitting the grandkids."

Or, "Who's your favorite grandkid? Gregg? Huh! I'd've 
thought it'd be one of the girls." Then her slow smile 
would turn curiosity into invitation. "So what'd 
Cynthia do to piss you off at her?" And her grin turned 
irreverence into challenge.

"Told me to quit calling her Cindy," I admitted 
ruefully.

Somehow I felt a great ease with her, combined with a 
sexual tension thicker than holiday dressing. The lump 
in my pants grew noticeably moments after we sat down 
when she touched my knee with her bare one. Her perfume 
smelt of flowers that grow best in humid jungles. Her 
skin glistened with reflections of the twinkling 
holiday lights.

She had only a temporary job with the company, a fill-
in receptionist for the flu season. I found myself 
offering her a permanent position at headquarters. That 
made her laugh, a sniggling chortle of teenage, wiseass 
amusement at the fogginess of my approach. "You don't 
want me -- working under you," she said.

I tried to match her bluntness, "Do you prefer to just 
lie there?" There I knew I had crossed a line, sexual 
harassment at the very least but a stiff dick has no 
conscience as my father used to say.

Her grin widened. "Oh, no, I move around a lot but I 
wouldn't call that work."

I wanted her more than a kid wants Christmas. Lust, 
pure as greed, simple as ignorance, sent anticipatory 
shudders through me. I had recently been offered $30 
million for my little empire and consideration of that 
sum had not made me sweat like thinking about what I 
would like to do with Nona.

I wanted to take her there, on the cafeteria table, in 
front of all my employees. I wanted to find out for 
sure if she wore any panties under that yellow dress. 
She sure as hell wasn't wearing a bra for I could see 
the reverse indentation of her nipples against the 
fabric of her yellow dress. I wanted to know what her 
lips tasted like, and her pussy. I wanted to eat her 
for Christmas dinner, Nona and all the trimmings, and 
fuck her for dessert.

She watched me, smiling like a mind reader. "You work 
too hard," she said mildly. Then, "What's your wife 
going to say?"

"Who? About what?" I asked stupidly. I think I still 
had her spread-eagled between the coleslaw and yams in 
my mind. It took me a moment to locate the references.

"Candace. Your wife," she explained, patiently. "About 
me."

"Hell. I don't know." But I did, or thought I did. 
"She'd better not find out."

Still smiling, Nona gestured at the room, nearly two 
hundred people, half of them trying not to watch us.

"Oh, hell." I glared at the room. Eyes glanced off my 
unhappy gaze like Spanish rapiers turned aside by 
Zorro's steel.

"I'd better go." She stood. Always decisive, she strode 
out of the room before I could move to stop her, before 
I could even think about whether I should. Pausing at 
the door, she looked back and winked at me with the one 
jade eye no one else could see. Then she was gone 
before I could wave, nod, or wink back.

***

I called her that evening. First, I called Candace and 
told her that I would be working late. I worked late 
more often than not, so it meant little to her. "I 
think I've got the flu, Frank," she sniffled. "Try not 
to wake me when you come in." Good old Candace, I 
thought, hanging up.

Then I sat for awhile, thinking. Brenda, my first wife 
was my age, 55, we had graduated high school together. 
Candace would be 39 in February. Nona turned 18 less 
than two months ago. I had grand kids who might have 
gone to high school with her. What kind of fool did I 
intend to make of myself?

I examined myself for signs of guilt. Candace had no 
kick coming, she and I had pulled similar stunts when I 
was still married to Brenda. We had no kids, Candace 
hadn't wanted any and that had suited me, Brenda's 
three were enough. Did I still love Candace? Yes, but 
Tina Turner had the answer to that one. Hell, I still 
loved and cared about Brenda. I had to, she was still 
spending my money.

I went to the executive restroom to wash my face. I 
examined myself in the mirror. Balding, overweight, 
over fifty, what could she possibly see in me? Money, 
of course. I nodded to my reflection. There's no fool 
like an old fool.

She answered on the third ring. "Hiya."

"Nona?" I had prepared something to say but it washed-
away in a flood of middle-age testosterone.

"Hiya, prez. Thought you'd never call." Before I could 
say anything, she added, "I'm naked. I'm waiting." She 
told me where and hung up.

I didn't remember driving over. When she answered the 
door she wore a green, calf-length t-shirt dress. "You 
said you were naked," I tried not to make it sound like 
a complaint.

She laughed. "I lied. Did you think about me being 
naked all the way over here?" she teased. I couldn't 
answer the question. I hadn't really expected her to 
answer the door nude in the middle of an apartment 
complex. Then again, she was the sort of person who 
might do anything.

I just stepped in, Nona stepped back and I closed the 
door. The room looked like four or five college kids, 
men probably, lived here. I wondered if I were going to 
encounter any boyfriends. I tried peering toward what 
might be a kitchen but I saw and heard no one.

Suddenly, she turned and ran from me, laughing and 
squealing like a kid. I stood there, too astonished to 
move as she disappeared up a set of iron-railed stairs, 
across a balcony overhanging the cathedral ceiling of 
the living room and through a door which slammed behind 
her.

My dick almost dragged me up the stairs after her but 
now I really began wondering if someone else might be 
in the apartment, some sort of variation on the badger 
game. That thought softened things up a bit, enough 
that I could look around the downstairs carefully. 
Describing the place as a mess struck me as 
understatement.

Pizza boxes and beer cans littered every horizontal 
surface with an occasional chicken bucket or wine 
bottle as decorating accents. Pieces of clothing of 
every kind, newspapers, magazines, sheets of computer 
printout, the detritus of college bachelor life.

No one lurked in the kitchen, unless you counted 
cockroaches. Likewise, the downstairs bathroom, the 
laundry room and the closet under the stairs. I locked 
the front door, using the deadbolt and locked the 
sliding glass door from the kitchen to the half-
subterranean patio using the burglar-bar. I made sure 
all the windows were latched and went upstairs finally. 
I felt secure enough that my hard-on returned, climbing 
as I climbed.

I didn't think about what I might find, I felt it like 
jungle heat in a hooch outside Da Nang. I didn't try to 
guess what might happen, I knew like you knew Charlie 
was out there. Danger -- real or imagined -- spices sex 
like nothing else. I sweated climbing the stairs, a 
funky, lusty sweat like a boy's first trip to a 
whorehouse.

When I opened the door of the bedroom, she lay casually 
naked across a king-size bed, her head propped in the 
teal-tipped hand. I never saw the room at all until 
later. Her champagne-and-apricots hair lay spread 
around her shoulders, some of it draping across the 
swelling of her breasts. The nipple of one showed 
prominently through the mane, a virginal berry, browner 
than I would have expected, crinkled like a raisin. 

Her curly-haired pubes winked at me as she 
unconsciously moved one satiny thigh over the other. 
she looked better than I had imagined her back in the 
cafeteria, her legs longer and more perfect, her bush 
darker and more luxuriant, her expression more eager.

"What the hell took you so long?" she asked, not 
belligerently, just curious. Her casual profanity when 
we were alone often shocked, always titillated. 
Remembering my misgivings, I hesitated, there were two 
other doors upstairs, one probably a bath the other 
probably a master bedroom. I hadn't checked either of 
them for ambushers.

Then again, she lay before me now, her peach-blossom 
nakedness wantonly spread across the chocolate 
comforter like an improbable truffle. "I told you I was 
naked," she teased, smiling. "No one else is home, they 
all went back to Kansas or Fresno or some fucking 
place. For Christmas. Y'know, Christmas vacation. From 
college." She paused, frowning. "Are you all right? 
Your color is shitty."

"I'm fine," I managed to say. I stepped into the room, 
closing the door behind me. I began to unbutton my 
shirt. Truthfully, I found it hard to breathe normally.

"You aren't going to fuckin' stroke out on me or 
anything? That would be such a bummer." I suspected her 
of tailoring her slang to what she thought of as "my" 
generation but she had me pegged as a hippie era 
alumnus. My Vietnam experience had been in the fifties, 
I had a wife and two kids before I ever heard of acid 
as something you might deliberately swallow.

She came off the bed, suddenly, lithely and began to 
help me undress, laughing. Her fingers on my belt, so 
near my yearning cock, her closeness with the smells of 
jungle musk and flowers made me fumble with the buttons 
of my cuffs. "What's your hurry, prez? We got all 
night, don't we? Wha'd Candace say?"

That almost threw me. "Candace?" I managed.

"Your wife? You remember her, bosomy blonde with the 
New York accent, likes to eat chocolate in bed? Wha'd 
she say?"

"Huh?" How much had I told this kook about my wife? 
"She's got the flu or something." A dark thought 
occurred to me, another kind of ambush. "Do you know my 
wife? Candace?"

"Nah. I'm just curious." With another of her sudden 
movements, she stripped my pants down around my ankles 
then pulled my boxers down also. My cock stood out from 
my body, rigid with desire, reaching for her teasing 
presence. "Ooh. How -- presidential!" she giggled.

"Let me get my shoes off! First!" I protested but she 
sank to her knees while I fumbled with my shirt. Taking 
my dick in one soft hand she rubbed the tip of it 
against her other palm. Then she licked the drop of 
fluid off her hand while looking up at me, big green-
gray eyes smiling mischief.

I weaved back and forth dangerously, like a eucalyptus 
tree in a Santa Ana wind. Her mouth closed over the 
head of my dick. What am I doing here? I thought. What 
does she want? What can I afford to give her?

END

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