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A Guide to Love and Sex for Today's Young Women
Written by a Woman with lots and lost and lots of 
experience.

***

As a young, modern women of the zeros, you no doubt 
have many questions concerning romance, love, even 
S-E-X. In this sensitive and frank "question and 
answer" format, noted sex therapist Dr Rut explains 
everything you've ever wondered about. Some of this 
may sound "pat" but the fact is there are truths that 
span generations.

Here goes...

Q: Where can I find the man of my dreams?

A: This is a difficult question, since every woman 
probably has a different ideal of what her own personal 
Prince Charming should act and look like.  However, 
when it comes to finding Mr. Right, I can give you a 
good suggestion on where to start - and that's in a 
bar. That's right, go to a bar...  preferably the kind 
that smells of stale beer and lots of men crowded 
around watching a sports event on television. 

Pick a man that looks interesting - it's best to stay 
away from the shallow "pretty boys" in designer clothes 
with bulging muscles. Instead, I recommend you pick 
somebody a little older and wiser, possibly reassuring 
pot belly. Boldly approach him, offer to buy him a few 
beers, then invite him back to your place. He'll advise 
you from there.

*

Q: How do I know if I found Mr. Right?

A: Unfortunately, there's no sure way to tell. 
Therefore, I suggest you try out many different kinds 
of men and many different kinds of bars.

*

Q: Do men like aggressive women?

A: Definitely. Although they don't admit it, men are 
often shy - so it's up to you to be bold. In addition 
to bars, don't be afraid to approach men on street 
corners, in restaurants, even in restrooms. Break the 
ice with simple "hello", followed by an offer to buy 
them dinner, drinks - even an expensive gift. Then 
invite them to back to your place.

*

Q: What if a man's married?

A: Go for it. This is a great opportunity to enjoy the 
valuable experience a married man possesses, without 
being tied down by any sort of commitment.

*

Q: But what if I fall in love with a married man?

A: This is a tough one, especially if you find yourself 
pregnant. Ask him how he feels about his wife and 
family. If he says his wife doesn't understand him and 
he's thinking of leaving her, believe him and continue 
your relationship, secure in the knowledge that he'll 
soon make good his promise.  Married men rarely lie 
about such important matters.

*

Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex?

A: ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is 
right. When it comes to love and sex, men are much more 
responsible, since they're not confused emotionally as 
women. It's a proven fact.

*

Q: Should I have sex on the first date?

A: YES. Before if possible.

*

Q: What exactly happens during the act of sex?

A: Again, this is entirely up to the man. The important 
thing to remember is that you must do whatever he tells 
you without question. Sometimes, however, he may ask 
you to do certain things that may at first seem strange 
to you.  Do them anyway.

*

Q: How long should the sex act last?

A: This is a natural and normal part of nature, so 
don't feel ashamed or embarrassed. After your man has 
finished making love, he'll have a natural desire to 
leave you suddenly, and go out with his friends to play 
golf. Or perhaps another activity, such as going out 
with his friends to the bar for the purpose of 
consuming large amounts of alcohol and sharing a few 
personal thoughts with his buddies. 

Don't feel left out - while he's gone you can busy 
yourself by doing his laundry, cleaning his apartment, 
or perhaps even going out to buy him an expensive gift. 
He'll come back when he's ready.

*

Q: What is "after-play"?

A: After a man has finished making love, he needs to 
replenish his manly energy. "After-play" is simply a 
list of important activities for you to do after the 
lovemaking. This includes lighting his cigarette, 
making him a sandwich or pizza, bringing him a few 
beers, or leaving him alone to sleep while you go out 
and buy him an expensive gift.

*

Q: Does the size of the penis matter?

A: Yes. Although many women believe that quality, not 
quantity, is important, studies show this is simply not 
true. The average erect male penis measures about six 
centimeters. Anything longer than that is extremely 
rare and, if by some chance your lover's sexual organ 
is seven centimeters or over, you should go down on 
your knees and thank you lucky stars and do everything 
possible to please him, such as doing his laundry, 
cleaning his apartment and buying him an expensive 
gift.

*

Q: What about the female orgasm?

A: What about it? There's no such thing. It's a myth.

*

Q: Are you sure?

A: Will you stop asking so many questions? Do you 
distrust men or something?  Instead, prove how much you 
care for your boyfriend by going out and buying him an 
expensive gift.

*

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Please keep this story, and all erotic stories out of
the hands of children. They should be outside playing
in the sunshine, not thinking about adult situations.

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