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Messy Masturbation 
by Plump Lvr (plumplvr@hotmail.com) 

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A guy has some fun jacking off while his wife is away. 
(M-solo, mast)

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Author Note: This is a work of adult literature and 
should not be viewed by minors.  I am the author of 
this text. Please do not repost without contacting me 
first.  If you are forbidden from reading works with 
sexual content, either due to age or by law, please do 
not continue. 

***

My wife had gone out of town to visit her mother on an 
overnight trip. She made me promise to "have a good 
time and think of her" while she was gone.  We both 
knew that phrase meant I was to have fun masturbating! 

The minute she left, I stripped down, deciding to spend 
the entire day nude.  I then began to tackle the short 
list of "honey do's" she'd left. Between each chore I'd 
go to the bedroom and, looking at her naked photos, 
stroke myself until I was right on the edge of cumming. 
I'd then stop, and go do another chore. 

Well, after a whole day of edging I was ready for some 
fun. I got out one of my kinkier videos, an orgy with 
lots of wild threesomes, anal, cum-shots, and of course 
tons of fucking. I then spread out a plastic mattress 
protector on the floor, to protect the carpet and give 
me something to slide around on. 

I got out the lube, and squirted a liberal amount on 
both my cock and hands.  I then enjoyed the movie, and 
stroking myself. Deciding I wanted more, I rolled on my 
side and squirted more lube on the plastic sheet, from 
my neck area to my crotch. 

Rolling onto my stomach and into the lube, I then slid 
around the sheet still enjoying the site of other naked 
folks fucking and sucking on the video. As I live way 
out in the country, I was able to unleash and yell 
nasty things. I find dirty talk a turn on, and it was a 
wild release to scream things like "fuck that pussy" or 
"suck that cock" at the top of my lungs and not worry 
about disturbing anyone. 

The action of my cock, pressed between my stomach and 
the slick sheet soon brought me to orgasm. I shuddered 
and began pumping a nice load of semen into the sheet 
below me. After cumming I kept squirming around, 
delighting in the feeling of my own cum. I then rested, 
but only for a few minutes. 

Still watching the tape, I rolled onto my side. 
Scooping up a nice load of cum onto my hand I proceeded 
to stroke my semi-soft cock until it became hard again. 
I spent an enjoyable half an hour in this activity. By 
this point I was quite stiff again, and wanting another 
cum. 

I rolled back over, and proceeded to hump the plastic 
again, now using my own cum as lube. It is a wild 
feeling, knowing you are sliding around in your own 
cum. I continued for a while, until another orgasm came 
over me.  More hot cum puddled under me, again soaking 
me down with joy juice. 

I laid there for a while, enjoying the afterglow, 
before going to wash up. 

***

This next story occurred some years ago, when I was 
living alone in an apartment. I had just started dating 
the lady who would go on to be my wife.  We'd had a 
date, and some great sex afterward. I had gone on home, 
and gone to bed. 

The sound of a passing train woke me up about 2 am. I 
started thinking about my then girlfriend and the 
terrific blowjob she'd given me earlier that night. 
This got me hard, and after about half an hour I gave 
up on sleep. I got up and went into my living room. 
Popping in a dirty video, I kicked back on my sofa. 

I sleep nude, have since I was a teenager, so I was 
already naked and my cock easily accessible. I decided 
on a "quicky", to simply relieve the sexual tension so 
I could go back to bed and get some sleep. I was 
watching a nice scene of a blowjob, at the same time 
thinking about the sucking I'd got earlier.  I didn't 
use any lube, I often stroke myself while dry. The 
feeling of lubed is different from unlubed, and I enjoy 
both ways. Tonight I was just going dry. 

After a very short time I felt that tingling sensation 
that let me know I was about to blow my load. I held my 
hand over the tip of my cock just as I began to cum. My 
jism splashed against my hand and rolled back down onto 
my prick. 

I idly gave myself a few more strokes while watching 
the dude on the video blow his load all over the ladies 
face and tits. For some reason, my uncooperative cock 
was still hard! I was amazed, I usually at least get a 
little soft after an orgasm. 

I was enjoying the feeling, so I continued stroking 
myself, now my own jism acting as lubrication. It made 
sexy noises as my hand jacked up and down on my dick. 
At this point the video switched to a gang bang scene, 
where half a dozen guys were continually shooting their 
loads over a willing woman, glazing her with cum. 

I had one eye on her, the other eye on my own cock, 
glazed in it's own hot cum. I kept pumping, my hand 
sliding up and down my slippery cock. I was turned on 
by the feel of my own cum on me. Faster and faster my 
hand flew until my hips arched up, and I let loose with 
a second load of cum. This batch I let fly, and it shot 
all over my stomach. 

I laid there for a few minutes, enjoying the afterglow. 
I idly gave my now (finally) soft dick a few strokes, 
but it was happy now and not getting up for me. Afraid 
I'd fall asleep on the couch I cleaned up, turned off 
the TV and went on back to bed for a nice sleep. 

***

Messy masturbation can be fun. Using your own cum as 
lubrication can be a real turn on. If you haven't tried 
it, you should. If you have, then write about it so we 
can all read about it! 

END

I hope you enjoyed this. If you got off while reading 
this, please let me know! If anyone wants to swap 
stories, or has questions you can e-mail. I welcome all 
correspondence. (well except spam!) 
 
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Please keep this story, and all erotic stories out of
the hands of children. They should be outside playing
in the sunshine, not thinking about adult situations.

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