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QVC Quims
by Studs Manly (address withheld)
***
What if QVC offered an erotic channel? (FF, MF, oral,
anal, toys, exh, parody)
***
"Hi, I'm Judy, and I'm sure our regular viewers are
wondering why I'm wearing only this flimsy nightie and
a pair of our popular line of stockings. Well, all the
female hosts have received requests over the years, not
to mention proposals and propositions, so most of us
thought it would be fun to dress in these sexy outfits.
I like to be a bit exhibitionistic as you can tell by
my stiff nipples and as you can see, my crotch is
already soaking.
"In a few minutes, I'm going to fuck myself with a
crystal dildo from our Crystal Fantasy Collection, but
first I want to introduce you to some familiar faces as
you wanted to see them.
"You recognize Daliza, I know, but not in this corset,
I bet. Hi, Daliza! Wow, you look ready for a good
time!"
"Hi, Judy. Yes, this is like the outfit I use at home.
As you know, Mary Beth was too uptight to voluntarily
go along with this special show, so we 'volunteered'
her to be tied to this table here. I'm going to use
this crop on her later and we're offering the crop at a
special introductory price."
"Daliza, I just love the way your breasts spill over
the bodice there. And they feel so good. Hmm, tastes
yummy, too!"
"Thanks, Judy. Want to get together after the show?
Better yet, how about during the Things To Make Your
Life Horny segment? One of the cameramen is going to
let me play with his 10-inch cock. I'll share it with
you."
"You bet! Now, let's let the folks at home take a peek
at Mary Beth's prim pussy. See, no teeth and no
padlocks. This crop handle, just glides right in that
tight hole. Hmm, her cunt cream is good, too! The bitch
is a real slut. I mean, just look at the way she's
eating Jane's pussy. Hi, Jane!"
"Hmmm... oh, Judy... just a sec... oh, I'm cumming in
your mouth, Mary Beth... ooh, suck my sweet sauce!"
"And over here, locked together on the bed in a hot
'69' are Pat and Jill. Hmm, they both have their mouths
full, so we'll just go over here where Toni has a
strap-on dildo fucking Donna in the ass. Is she good,
Donna?'
"Oh, yes! My husband is just too small and he doesn't
last long. Toni really know how to fuck a browneye.
Ugh, give it to me!"
"Looks like she does. Hi, Toni! I guess you learned
lots about fucking doggie style by watching your pets,
didn't you?"
"You're right about that, Judy. And I just want t
compliment you on your legs. Think you might let me
fuck that quim of yours later? Maybe during the Toys
for Twats segment?"
"Sure, you know me, just make sure it's long and
thick!"
"Now, as a special surprise, just a little later we're
going to choose one lucky viewer to come to our studio
to get his cock sucked by all of us, to fuck us and
then cum on us. I'm looking forward to that because I
just love the taste and feel of cum.
"Which reminds me... behind this Japanese screen is our
own Jewish Princess, Kathy, doing what she loves best.
Letting herself go! Ta-da! Mark is stuffing her butt,
Bob's dick is in her pussy, and David is keeping
Kathy's mouth busy with his... ooh, nice, big cock.
Dave, if Kathy doesn't spoil you for life, I'd like
some of that later."
"Sure, Judy. Hey, dip your fingers and let me have a
taste of the Crowell Cooze."
"My pleasure... oh, my clit is so hard! Her, Dave, suck
my fingers. Good, huh? Let me remind everyone that
later tonight, some of The Weather Channel's hot bodies
will be here to sell some body oils. Sharon will join
me in modeling some stockings, then Sharon and Jodi and
Cheryl and I are going to have a four-way all-girl
fuck-and-suck orgy. I just >love< those weather ladies,
don't you?
"And don't forget that during the Whatever Fits show,
we have special guests from our northern neighbor,
Canada. Cynthia and Charlene both will be here doing
deep knee bends on some hard cocks. Hmm, I'm sure the
folks at home will like to see how Cynthia *really*
works out everyday! Not to mention how Charlene can
prick it!
"Now, see this crystal dildo? It's hand made, ten
inches long and... let me sit here ad spread my legs so
you can watch how easily it slips inside my horny
little pussy. Ohh, yes! It's so nice! Can you see how
wet I am? I just love to play with my pussy! Let's go
to the phones. Hello? This is Judy. Who's calling and
do you like my pussy?"
"Hi, Judy! This is Jim from Louisville, and I love that
adorable little pussy of yours. I have been your number
one fan for years, ya see, and I always spanked my
monkey staring at your gorgeous legs!"
"Oh, Jim, aren't you sweet! Are you beating your bishop
now?"
"Oh, I sure am, Judy. I'm gonna shoot a big load all
over my TV screen in a minute."
"Yeah, that's great, Jim, shoot that goo on me! Have
you got a big dick, Jim?"
"Nine inches of bona fide boner for you, Judy."
"All right, Jim! Oooh, let the camera get a close-up of
how I'm juicing around this dildo."
"Judy, I would love to spend my vacation drinking your
yummy juices!"
"Oh, Jim, that's so sweet. Just for that, let's play a
word game. Can you unscramble this word? Your clue is:
"A term for anal sex." Hmm. "A term for anal sex."
[ENCLHOOR flashes on screen.]
"Hmm, Judy, if I get it right, can I do it with you?"
"Well, I like to suck a cock more than get it anally.
Maybe Donna will do it."
"'CORNHOLE!"
"You got it, Jim! Donna, will you bend over for Jim?"
"Sure I will, Judy."
"Jim, how about if we all watch? And would you let Toni
bugger your butt as well?"
"I sure don't mind if you gals watch, and Toni can get
my anal cherry anytime she wants."
"Thanks for calling, Jim, and stay on the line so an
operator can arrange to send you an airline ticket.
Bye, now!"
"Judy!?"
"Yes, Daliza?"
"I'm ready to demonstrate this crop on Mary Beth, now.
Pull that dildo out of your cunt and get your ass over
here!"
"Yes, ma'am!"
"Let Mary Beth lick the juice off that dildo, Judy."
"Great idea! The crystal is lead-free and non-toxic.
Our Mary Beth sure loves pussy pudding, doesn't she,
Jane?
"She told me the other day that her husband has a tiny
pecker and she's only let him fuck her twice. She got
pregnant both times. You used to work with her at CVN,
Judy. Was she into slits then?"
"She and Linda George put on a show at one of the
Christmas parties."
"All right, turn her over and get her positioned."
"Yes, Daliza."
"Go ahead, Pat, shove that blonde muff of yours into
Mary Beth's mouth. Jill, take Judy's dildo there and
walk around and just stick it in any available hole in
the room. Knowing how horny we ladies of QVC are, that
should be any easy job."
SWISH! WHAP! "Hmpf!"
"Look at the way Mary Beth's ass wiggles after that
strike!"
"Ooh, nice red welt on that pale cheek, Daliza. She
needs a matching stripe on the other cheek, though."
"I agree, Judy. Here, diddle my cunt while I work."
SWISH! WHAP!
"When we come back from this break, we're going to have
another special surprise for you. Stay tuned!"
END
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It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with
others outside a monogamous relationship. But it isn't
okay to *HAVE* unprotected sex with people other than
a trusted partner. 4-million people around the world
contract HIV every year. You only have one body per
lifetime, so take good care of it!
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