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The Lady With The Lawn Mower
by Dirk Stimson (getaway@cfl.rr.com)
***
A writer moves into a new neighborhood and meets the
lady next door pushing a lawn mower. (MF, oral, rom)
***
Not a bad pad. Okay, it's a three-bedroom house that
backs on a golf course. It's on a quiet street in a
small southern town. Well, okay, it's really a suburb
of Orlando, Florida, but it has the small town feel
despite three banks on the corner, a Publix and an
Albertsons, two Chinese restaurants and a sports bar.
You get my drift?
I saw the ad in the paper on a Sunday and by the first
of the month, I was moved in. Fifty-five years old.
Nope, never married. Close a couple of times, but no
cigar. Girl friends? Oh yeah! Serious relationships?
Okay, two. But nobody moved in. Nothing binding like
that. No not for William Jackson. First of all, moved
around too much.
Wrote adventure stories and did some fee lance
investigative reporting in Thailand, Sri Lanka and
Tibet. Caught parasites in my gut, got thrown in jail
twice for being too nosy and got lucky by getting
bailed out by the Embassy and told to get the hell back
to the States and find some new ground for adventure.
So, screw that. Now I write adventure stuff full time.
Short stories. One book a year. Enough for a
comfortable house like this and the Mini Cooper that
sips gas. This place gives me peace and quiet. I can
hear cows and horses from time to time and so far in
this first week in the house, nobody is bugging me.
People next door on one side have two teenagers that
play hoops after school and on weekends incessantly.
Folks on the other side, I don't know. They moved in
the weekend I found the house, so they are only here a
week or so more than me. Haven't seen anybody there as
yet.
I leave for the gym at five thirty every morning and a
BMW and a truck are in their driveway and by the time
I'm back at eight thirty they are both gone, so I guess
they both work, assuming it is just two people living
there. They have a pool. I don't. Who needs that
maintenance nightmare? The gym has a great Olympic pool
and I'm in it three times a week.
So, that's me. I took what was the family room in this
house and made it my office with reference books and
the computer and all the plaques and pictures on the
wall.
I am too old for the club scene and don't go to church.
So, outside of the gym, I don't really know anybody
yet. But I'm researching writers' groups and I'll
connect. A hermit I am not, although writing is a
solitary gig, let me tell you.
First weekend here. I am back from the gym by nine,
this being Saturday, my day to do nothing. No writing,
no research. Just read and nap and maybe write some
letters. Who am I kidding? E-mails. Nobody writes
letters any more.
So, I'm dusting some book jackets when I hear this god
awful racket from next door. What the hell is that?"
I open my front door and look out. Yep, it is coming
from next door. The truck is gone but the BMW is in the
driveway. I keep the Mini in the garage, but a lot of
people in this neighborhood treat the garage as storage
central. So anyway the racket is coming from back of
the house next door. And it is getting louder. Then
from around the edge of the screen covered pool behind
the house, here comes a power mower.
And behind the power mower there is a girl. Okay, a
lady. Quick size up puts her at about thirty-five.
Short. I'm talking like five three max. Short blonde
hair. She is wearing a bikini string top which is gutsy
in a suburban Orlando neighborhood on a Saturday
morning. Because she's got boobs to die for. They stick
out like headlights. They don't jiggle as she maneuvers
the power mower.
She is wearing shorts. Short shorts. And she has the
legs of a mountain climber. I remember one time I
lectured at Cornell. Ithaca, New York is all hills and
the college girls had legs like mountain climbers. I
like that. Strong, short legs.
She has this determined look on her face and is
sweating. Okay, call me weird, but girls sweating turn
me on. I'm standing in my driveway in my sweat pants
and a tee shirt and I'm staring as she comes around the
corner of the house and actually pushes the freaking
mower along the side of the house.
I mean a Florida summer and this little lady with
incredible boobs and those strong legs is pushing a
lawn mower. Me? I have a lawn service. But if I didn't,
my mower would be self propelled. Oh, yeah. But I'm
really happy in a perverse sort of way that her's
isn't.
She looks up and smiles at me and it is dazzling. She
is beautiful! White, white teeth. Just enough of a tan
to show that she gets out in the sun, like mowing her
lawn, but not enough to be one of those bronzed
Floridians whose face will turn to leather when they
hit fifty.
I nod and give her a half wave. She turns off the
mower. "Hey!" She calls.
"Hey yourself!" I call back.
She is standing behind the mower and breathing deeply.
I see little rivulets of sweat running down between
those incredible breasts. "You just move in?"
"Yes ma'am. And if I'm not mistaken, you guys were
moving in the first weekend I looked at the house."
"Right!" She says. "Noticed you that morning."
"Oh?"
"Yeah. I like the Mini Cooper."
Oh, yeah. Me too. Notice you drive a Beemer."
"Yeah, my little baby."
Okay, enough of this shit. I stride across the driveway
and right up to her. The eyes are blue. "Bill." I say.
"Bill Jackson."
There's the smile again. And dimples when she does.
Man! "Dorothy. Dorothy Marsh."
I reach out a paw and she takes it. Little, little
hands.
"How come you mow your own lawn? Florida, in the summer
time?"
The grin comes out again, complete with dimples. "I
like the exercise. Mow the lawn, wash the car...you
know." She brushes back her short hair. "You live
alone?"
"Umm...yeah. I see two cars – well the Beemer and a
truck in your driveway."
The smile again. "Just me and my boyfriend. He's a drag
racer and works for his family in an auto parts
business. You?"
I shrug. Didn't think it would get this personal so
fast. "I'm a writer. Used to be a reporter traveling
the world. Getting old for that."
She looks me up and down, really slow like a scanner at
the airport. "You don't look that old."
I chuckle. "Well, old is a relative term. I see your
car out early. So, I figure you work, right?'
"Yep. Believe it or not, I'm a software engineer."
Again the smile.
"Oh – I believe it. Why wouldn't I?"
"Well, even in today's world a woman, well... you
know."
The sun is really hot. I'm sweating through the tee
shirt. "Hold on a sec!" I say, holding up a finger. I
back up into the garage where there is an extra
refrigerator. I pull out two bottles of water, Run back
outside and hand one to her.
"Well," she says, "thanks! I better get back to mowing
before I melt."
"How come the drag racer doesn't do the duty?" Now that
is not nice, I know, but I really, really want to know
the story here.
She rubs the bottle across her forehead and then puts
it between those headlight breasts. She shivers a
little. I am turned on. "Well, he's got his thing and
I've got mine. I love the exercise, hot or not. I
always have a lot of excess energy to work off, it
seems."
Man, there is an opening, but I do not take it. I
salute her with the bottle, she starts the roaring
mower again and I head back in the house.
I noticed a small tear in the screen on the patio in
the back of my house the day before. Now I'm not about
to tear it out and put in a new one. Hell, it's a small
tear. So I get a strip of transparent tape and go out
and tape the tear from the outside.
Now my screened patio is right across from Lawn Mower
Lady's pool. The space between the houses is adequate
but not like an acre or anything, so the pool is close
and you can hear conversation in my patio or in their
pool.
I just finish the taping when I hear the door to their
patio open and there she is. This time the bikini top
is still there, but the shorts have been replaced with
a bikini bottom that really shows off those strong
legs. Also I notice some ripples on the taut stomach.
Lawn Mower Lady has an almost six pack!
On her patio it's about two steps from the door to the
pool and she comes down the little stairs into the
pool. She slides in up to her neck and just sits there.
I see she's got a wine glass in her hand. Class.
She looks over and sees me looking at her, holding the
tape in my hand. She waves the glass at me. I wave the
tape back. "Want to come over for a dip? You look hot.
– I mean really, really warm." She giggles and puts a
hand up to her mouth.
I laugh back. "Why thanks. You sure it's okay?"
"Why wouldn't it be?"
Right. Stupid. "Yeah, well give me a minute." I go in
the house, grab my trunks from the bedroom closet, tear
off the sweats, Reeboks and socks and go out the patio
door. Three steps later I'm at Lawn mower Lady's patio
door. I go in and see that now she's got the wine
bottle on a table and another glass. She is back in the
pool.
"Some Pinot Grigio?"
"Love it!"
"Help yourself and come on in."
So, I pour a half glass and ease down those little
stairs into the pool. It's not heated, but in weather
like this, the water is an easy eighty degrees. I move
over next to her and we tip glasses. "The boyfriend
work on Saturday?"
"Harry? Yeah. Until about four. Then he'll come home
and we go to the drag races out at Colonial Dragway."
"You a big fan?"
She takes a sip of the wine and puts her glass on the
edge of the pool. She lifts both hands out of the water
and spills water on her head and shoulders. As she
does, her breasts move up to the top of the bikini and
I am getting an eyeful.
"Well, I like the people out there. The noise is a bit
much and he doesn't spend a whole lot of time with me,
what with the car and his crew and all." She extends
those strong legs out and begins kicking, making a
little water movement. "And you, Bill, what do you do
in your free time?"
I shrug my shoulders. "Afraid I'm pretty structured. I
take Saturday to completely let the batteries re-
charge. I have a deadline on two or three articles I
have due. I work out six days a week early in the
morning, go on line for research, write, edit and well,
that's about it." I am standing in the water which is
only about four feet deep. I put my glass on the edge
of the pool next to her. As I do, I brush her shoulder
with my arm. No, not on purpose!
She gives me a look that could say is that all or why
did you do that or nothing. "Oh c'mon, Bill! You must
do more than that! Obviously you are not married. Where
is the significant other?"
I shake my head. "Nope. None. And I just moved up here
from Miami. Don't know anybody. Trying to get into a
couple of writing groups but I've only been here a
week, remember. I'm too old for clubbing and don't go
to church. So, what's an old fart to do?"
She laughs a very throaty laugh. "Old fart? Hardly.
You'll get grabbed up as soon as you find your groove."
We are right next to each other. She is still lazily
kicking her legs. As they swing back she catches the
side of my leg about every third kick. Doesn't hurt and
I don't move.
She turns her head to me. What great eyes! "So tell me
about your writing."
"Not much to tell. I have always been a free lancer.
Allowed me to go into some uncharted waters. Not too
smart a lot of the time. Got into some scrapes, was
asked, not too gently, by the State Department to come
back to the States and stay here." I shrug. "So, here I
am."
"Why'd you leave Miami?" This time the leg comes back,
snares my leg and stays there, rubbing my calf with her
foot. I can't ignore it, but I do my best.
"Too much like a big city. Too Spanish to tell you the
truth. I spent a lot of time in Central America. Got
shot at. Got stabbed – in Colombia, not Miami! But I
wanted a real change."
The foot stops its rubbing. "Stabbed! Where?"
I lift my arm out of the water. "Right her along the
ribs." I run my finger down the scar. It's healed, but
you can feel it.
She half turns to me, takes her hand and puts it right
where my finger was. She gently strokes my scar. If she
looks in the water now she will see a tent forming in
my trunks.
"Wow!" She says, those blue eyes now thoroughly engaged
in mine. "What an exciting life!" The hand has not
stopped. Neither has my hard on.
We are so close now that her breasts are actually
touching my chest. I don't want to make a move for a
couple of reasons. One, she might slash me with a wine
glass and two, I don't know how close we are to
boyfriend coming home time.
Her hand comes out of the water and up to my face.
Damn! I should have shaved this morning, but man, it's
Saturday! She strokes my cheek and leans into me. What
the hell! I lean my face towards her and she covers the
distance. We kiss. Gently, but for a long time. We pull
apart simultaneously.
She puts her head under water and comes up quickly. "Oh
God!" She says, and puts both hands on her face. "I'm
sorry! I don't know what hit me! Forgive me?"
I put my hands over hers. "Nothing to forgive. That was
very sweet. Now, I better be going." Yeah, easy to say.
But Willie the hard on is still at attention. Well,
maybe I can keep my back turned.
She is just sitting in the water as I climb out. I have
to turn around to get to the door and damn! Willie is
at attention, still. She is looking at me. Right at my
crotch.
"Well," she says softly, "at least I can still do
that."
"Yes ma'am," I reply just as softly. "That and more."
I walk the few steps to my own patio, open the door and
hurry in the house. As I do I hear the roar of a
powerful truck pulling up next door. Whew!
* * *
Sundays are special. I go to the gym which is
affiliated with the one I belonged to in Miami. I swim
my mile, come home, make myself pancakes, clean the
bathrooms, vacuum the rug which it needs after movers.
And the New York Times. My one vice. Sunday Times. I
eat and read and sit and read. An hour, maybe more.
Then it's time for work. I'm sitting there at the
dining room table in my shorts, no shirt and reading
the book review section when there is a tap on the door
to the patio. I had unlocked it in my routine when I
swept the patio this morning.
I turn in my chair and my God! It's Dorothy the Lawn
Mower lady! I get up and go to the glass door and swing
it open. "Hey!" I say.
She steps in. She is wearing like a moo-moo and bare
feet. "I could say I came to borrow a cup of sugar, but
why lie?" She says it with her head hanging down just a
bit.
"Well, I got sugar...but.." Okay, I'm stuck for an
answer. And my mind, always full of conspiracy theories
is already developing a story. He came home, saw two
wine glasses by the pool, she confessed, she came over
to accuse me or apologize and then he'll show up and
beat me with a tire iron.
She looks up at me. The blue eyes seem to be blazing.
"Yesterday, when we were next to each other in the
pool, I felt this electricity like I haven't in a long,
long time. When I kissed you I felt so embarrassed, but
you kissed back, and..."
We are about six inches apart, standing n the middle of
my living room. "Whoa!" I say. "Wait a minute. Come
here and sit down." I lead her to the couch. It is a
big living room with those twelve foot ceilings that
they are finally building into Florida homes. I have
two wing chairs and a sofa facing the TV set and a
Herman Miller chair in one corner with a light over it
where I do my reading and research.
She sits next to me, right on the edge of the couch.
She looks around the room. Then she looks back at me
and smiles. "Nice."
"Thanks." I'm still feeling my way here. "Look,
Dorothy, you have nothing to feel guilty or ashamed of.
It was a beautiful moment."
She half turns to me. I can see her breasts outlined
against the dress. I swear she has no bra on this
morning. "I don't feel guilty. I want to know if you
meant that kiss."
How the hell do I answer that one? "Well, yeah. I mean
of course I did. Like I said, it was a beautiful
moment."
"That's all?"
"Well, okay. Look you are a beautiful woman. You were
wearing a bikini. I haven't been with a woman in well,
a long time. I was turned on. Big time. But I am
sensitive about turf. You live with your boyfriend. Is
he home this morning?"
That broke the mood, but I had to know. She laughed
that hearty laugh. "No silly. The car semi blew up last
night and he's at the shop."
"Oh. Okay. Good. I mean, well, yeah. It was a beautiful
moment."
"And no more."
"I didn't say that. I just don't know what this is yet.
I mean, we met yesterday and I'm really attracted to
you. More than I should be."
"What do you mean 'more than you should be'".
"Well hell Dorothy – you are living with a guy. We just
met. I do have some rules, some morals."
"Oh." She lowers her head and folds her hands in her
lap. "Then, I am sorry. I don't want to embarrass you."
I reach over and take her chin in my hand. I lift her
head. "Embarrass me? Lady, you don't know. It took
three glasses of wine and an Advil PM for me to sleep
last night."
She takes my hand in her small one. "Look. Harry and I
have been together for three years. He doesn't want to
get married and frankly neither do I. The sex when we
met was incredible. The whole drag racing scene was
exciting for me. I'm a software engineer for God sake!
But time moves on. He's put on thirty pounds in the
past two years. We haven't made love in over a month. I
swear he gets off on his car. I don't like the smell of
exhaust and gasoline anymore and then you show up next
door..." By now she is squeezing my hand to the point
where the blood is cut off.
"Shhh," I say.
She sighs and sits back on the couch, her head on the
back cushion. She lets go of my hand and crosses her
arms under her breasts. Nope. No bra.
"Look," I say, still feeling my way, "I felt it too. My
God, when you ran your hand over my scar I thought I'd
boil the water in the pool. Question is, what do you
want to do about it?"
By now I'm also sitting back with my head next to hers.
She reaches over and takes my face in both hands and
kisses me full on the mouth. Softly then hard Then I
feel her tongue and answer it with mine. She puts her
arms around me as best she can and I do the same. She
pulls me to my feet. There is a coffee table in front
of the couch so I take her hand and lead her around it.
We are standing in the middle of the living room
kissing and holding each other. I kiss her neck and she
starts to breathe harder. She takes her arms from
around me and pulls my shorts down. Willie is back at
attention. She reaches for me and feels him through my
jockeys. She groans slightly.
I grab her moo-moo around the waist and lift it up. She
takes her hand away and puts her hands over her head. I
slip the dress over her head. She is totally naked
underneath.
I step back and look at her. The breasts, as I imagined
are large melons, standing straight up. The nipples are
red and round and hard and very long. The stomach is
breathing in and out and is yeah, buffed. Between those
strong legs, now so straight is a light touch of blonde
hair. A natural!
She reaches for me and we are pressed against one
another again. I take her by the hand and lead her into
my bedroom. Thank God I vacuumed and made the freaking
bed! I am holding her hand with one of mine as I take
down the spread that Adolpho, the decorator in Miami
made me buy and pull the covers back. She holds me very
close once more, sits on the edge of the bed and pulls
my jockeys down the rest of the way.
She looks up at me with a little smile and the dimples.
One hand reaches out and holds Willie. He loves it.
Then she takes him in both hands. He responds with just
a little pre-cum on the tip. She uses that to lather
him a bit. Then she reaches one arm behind me, takes my
buttocks and pulls me to her. The geometrics of the bed
and my height put him at face level. She takes him in
her mouth and softly begins to move her tongue around
his head. She pulls back and forth slowly, taking more
and more until he is fully inside her mouth.
My hands are on her shoulders which are also powerful.
Okay, I am getting too close to cumming. I back up just
a tad and Willie slips out of her mouth. She looks up
at me. I reach under her and take both her legs and
swing her on the bed.
She is up on her elbows looking at me. It is a very
soft, sensuous look. She is so beautiful and so sexy.
I'm sitting on the edge of the bed. The vertical blinds
are semi-open so shadows are playing across her body. I
take one hand and slowly sweep it over her body. I
barely touch her face, her breasts and her stomach.
I begin to slowly stroke just below her navel. I watch
her stomach begin to move in and out and hear her
breathing getting harder. She spreads her legs just a
little and lays back on the pillow. I move a couple of
inches and am stroking those light incredibly soft
pubic hairs.
She spreads her legs further apart, drawing her knees
up slightly. I slide my hand down and she is wet,
really wet. I stroke just outside the opening and then
run one finger across the lips. She is now clutching
the sheet with both hands. I slide one finger inside
and gently stroke her clitoris.
Now as you know, on some girls, it is way inside and
has to be searched for. On others, like Dorothy the
Lawn mower Lady, it sits right at the edge as if it was
guarding the castle. I keep stroking and now she is
writhing on the bed. Suddenly, she arches her back and
thrusts up and those strong legs hold her up. She
shudders and grunts in that deep voice of hers. She
brings both hands down on top of the one I've got at
the edge of her vagina and holds it very tightly
against her clitoris. She writhes a moment more and
then falls back, breathing deeply. He body is covered
with a patina of sweat.
"You know," she almost whispers, "I go in the pool when
Harry isn't home and do that to myself, but it never,
never felt like that. Thank you." She gets up on her
elbows again and says "Now, come here."
She pulls me up on the bed and I roll over on top of
her, with both of us propped up on our elbows. I feel
those magnificent strong legs curl around my back and
she pulls me down on top of her. I take one hand and
send Willie into paradise. He slides in her wet tunnel
with ease. She hisses between her teeth and closes her
eyes.
I start to stroke easily and she answers with thrusts
of her hips. She has her legs wrapped around my waist
and her arms tightly around my back. We are as one. She
starts to move faster and faster and I am right with
her.
She suddenly takes her legs from around me and pushes
against the bed. "NOW!" She cries and I answer. I push
inside her as far as I can and we climax together in a
shuddering, roaring finish that is the closest I have
felt to another human being in years.
We are lying on top of each other, breathing in unison,
drifting in post-coital dreaminess. "Oh God, Oh God"
she says softly and then begins to cry against my
shoulder.
I lift myself up enough to see her face, with tears on
her cheeks. I look at her. "Are you all right?"
She laughs through her tears. "Where did you come from?
How did you find me?"
"Well, that freaking lawn mower of yours and the bikini
top and I was smitten."
"Ahh," she sighs. "And now this. Does it have to end
now?"
I sit up, more or less straddling her, my weight back
on my knees. "That my dear lady is up to you. This can
be a one time experience and just lovely, as was
yesterday. Or..." I break it off. I'm not the one with
a live in boyfriend.
She scooches up so that she is facing me. "Or what?"
"Or we can see if there is more to this than a terrific
roll in the hay."
She stares at me very hard. "I would love that Bill, I
would. But for now, I'll take this and let from now on
take care of itself."
She reaches down between my legs and strokes Willie,
very gently. He has been napping but answers the call
of the wild like a champ. He begins to uncurl She
smiles at me and pushes me off her.
I don't wait for Willie. I slide down her body, which
releases him, slide my head between those incredible
legs and begin to softly lick at the opening of her
vagina. She flops back on the bed and spreads those
legs. I take two fingers and gently open her. My tongue
begins to explore the inner surfaces. She has her hands
in my hair. I feel her body begin to tense. I lick at
her clitoris faster and faster. I take it gently in my
mouth and suck on it while I twirl my tongue around it.
She is beginning to thrash again and cry out and moan
and then her legs clamp on my head and I think I've
gone deaf. She thrashes twice more and I feel her
gushing on my face. She writhes and I hold on. He legs
fly apart and she grabs her knees and I keep licking
and sucking.
"Stop," she whispers. "No more. Please no more."
But I don't. I grab her buttocks and force her even
closer to me. I am soaked with her own cum but I don't
care. She is tensing and thrashing and actually
screaming "Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh my God. I'm cumming again!
Ahhhh!"
She shudders and goes limp. I pull my face up. She is
lying there with her eyes fluttering. I get slowly off
the bed and go in the bathroom. I wipe my face and
towel Willie off as well.
When I get back in the bedroom she is curled around one
of my pillows and fast asleep. Good man Bill! You can
wear out a younger woman!
I tip toe back in the bathroom and close the door. I
climb in the shower. I am covered with cum – both mine
and hers. And I am covered in sweat – both mine and
hers. It has been just a lovely Sunday Morning.
I am just about finished rinsing when she comes in. She
comes right in the shower with me. I look at her body
again. My God! I soap her all over and she grabs the
soap and lathers Willie. Willie has no morals. He is
hard in a minute. There is a little bench built into
the corner of the shower to keep stuff on or lift your
leg when you are drying yourself. Right now there is
nothing on it.
She backs me up to it and sits me down. Then, facing me
she climbs in my lap, reaches down and moves Willie
right into her. We are sitting on this little bench,
the hot water cascading down and hardly moving. She
moves her legs just enough to get action going and we
take a long, long time to climax together. Quietly this
time and very, very tenderly.
Ten minutes later we are standing in the middle of the
living room again. She has got the moo-moo back on and
I'm in a clean pair of shorts. We are just holding
hands.
She looks up at me and the blue eyes are sad. "Is this
all there is, Bill? Does it end here?"
"That Lawn mower Lady, is up to you. There is more to
this than just sex, I'm sure of that. But you have
obligations, so..."
She puts a finger up to my lips. "Let's not talk of
that now. Give me your e-mail address. Let's write each
other from right next door. You'll learn about me, I'll
learn about you. Then, well, we'll see. Okay?"
"Okay."
She backs up and goes through the patio door. She does
not look back. I feel her touch, I smell her body. Love
thy neighbor is a beautiful motto, is it not?
END
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It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with
others outside a monogamous relationship. But it isn't
okay to *HAVE* unprotected sex with people other than
a trusted partner. 4-million people around the world
contract HIV every year. You only have one body per
lifetime, so take good care of it!
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