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Hot Pizza
by Solo Polyphony (address withheld)
***
Pizza delivery gal gets a big tip. (M+/F, exh, gb)
***
My wife, Deborah, often tells me "bedtime stories" of
her sexual adventures. Some of them I know are true,
either because I was there, or because she has
corroborative evidence. Some of them, I'm sure, are
fictional. Others, I'm just not sure about.
This story is one I'm not sure about. It's set back
before we were married, when we were in college. We
went to different schools, a couple hundred miles
apart, so I couldn't really keep tabs on her (or visa-
versa, for that matter). She did deliver pizzas on a
bike for a while, so the story she tells could have
happened, but I don't have any solid evidence one way
or the other. I'm inclined to suspect that she at least
partly made it up for my entertainment. I suspect Deb
would have handled this situation a lot better in real
life.
This is the story as Deb tells it (albeit, with my
title).
Hot Pizza
It had been a long day. It seemed like everybody in
town was having a party to celebrate the beginning of
spring break. The only thing that saved me from utter
exhaustion was that most of the frat types were in
Florida already, so I just had to deal with the ones
who couldn't afford the trip. I'd been pedalling all
over town, dropping off half a dozen with pepperoni
here, ten with everything there, and seven mushroom and
olive everywhere else (Ick. I hate mushrooms and
olives).
By the time I got to the last delivery before my shift
ended, I was beat. I was also freezing, since it was
one of those god-awful spring days that make you think
the seasons have gone back to winter to try again. When
I saw it was clouding up, I was really pissed.
Sure enough, halfway up the hill to Frat Row, the rain
started. It didn't just drizzle, it poured buckets. If
it was raining cats and dogs, they must have been lions
and dire wolves. The pizzas were warm and dry in their
insulated bag, but I was soaked and shivering by the
time I got to the house that had ordered them. I must
have been quite a sight with my nipples tight from the
cold, clearly visible through the thin, white T-shirt
that Crusty's Pizza insisted was a delivery uniform.
I rang the bell, and stood there dripping on the mat
until someone opened it.
"Jesus, you're wet!" was the first thing he said.
"C'mon in and dry off a bit while I find some money.
How much are they?"
"Thirty-seven fifty," I told him stepping inside. "Any
chance you could spare me a towel?"
"No problem. Be right back."
He disappeared down the hall, and came back a couple of
minutes later with two twenties, a big, fluffy bath
towel, and a can of beer. He handed me the money and
towel, and I handed him the pizzas. The usual juggling
act wasn't made any easier by the fact that he had
opened the beer, and the inevitable happened. We missed
the handoff on the towel, and it started to fall. We
both reached to catch it, and he tipped the beer a
little too far. I wound up with the better part of a
can of Budweiser poured over my head. I don't like beer
to begin with, and I certainly don't like it dripping
down my face and the back of my neck.
I screamed at him. This last frustration was the
absolute last straw, and I told him exactly what sort
of clumsy, brain-damaged idiot I thought he was. He
took it calmly and waited for me to run down. When I
ran out of things to call him, he just said, "Would you
take some of that back if I offered to run your clothes
through the washer while you take a shower?"
What can you say to an offer like that except yes? I
couldn't think of any other way to answer him. I
borrowed the phone to call my boss and tell him I was
going straight home, and that I'd bring in the last
delivery's money when I came in the next day, and then
followed my host down the hall to the visitor's
bathroom.
"Just dump your clothes outside the door, and I'll run
'em downstairs," he said. "When they're dry, I'll hook
'em on the outside doorknob."
Something about that didn't sound quite right, but, it
wasn't until I had stripped, handed my clothes out to
him from behind the door, locked the door, and gotten
under the water, that I realized what it was. Did he
really expect me to stay in here for an hour and a
half? I shrugged to myself, figuring I'd worry about it
after the shower.
The bathroom was the typical institutional type, with
two open toilet stalls and a single shower stall
without a curtain on the right, and a couple of sinks
on the left wall, under the usual huge mirror.
Depressing as hell, but the way I was feeling, I
wouldn't have cared if it had been a bucket to dump
over my head, as long as it was HOT!
I just luxuriated under the water for a long couple of
minutes, then began to rinse the beer out of my hair.
By the time my hair was clean, the hot water had begun
to ease my mood. I saw a motion out of the corner of my
eye, but when I looked around, the only things there
were the sinks and the mirror above them.
I started soaping my body when my attention was
distracted by another movement. This time I was looking
in the right direction, and I saw that something was
moving behind the mirror! I realized the frat boys had
installed a one-way mirror that wasn't quite as one-way
as they had hoped.
My first impulse was to dive for cover, but I realized
there really wasn't any. My second impulse was to turn
my back, but I really couldn't see any advantage to me
in forcing them to look at my butt instead of my tits
and pussy. I finally decided to go with my third
impulse and give them a bit of a show. To tell the
truth, the thought of a bunch of strangers watching me
in the shower was turning me on.
Mind you, I wasn't about to go out of my way for their
thrills, but I did spend more time than I usually do
soaping my pussy and tits, and I did "accidentally"
drop the soap once, giving them a good rear view when I
bent over to pick it up. All in all, it was one of the
nicer showers I'd had, what with all the free hot water
I wanted -- not to mention the cheap thrills for one
and all -- so I was feeling pretty good when I decided
I'd had enough. I turned off the water and grabbed the
towel that had started the whole mess.
I wasn't sure how long I'd been in the shower, so I
figured there was at least a chance that my clothes
would be dry, so I wrapped the towel around myself and
stuck my head out the door to check. I wasn't
particularly surprised that there weren't any clothes
there. My host was, however, and the bulge in his pants
showed that he, at least, hadn't gotten his rocks off
watching me.
"I just put your stuff in the dryer," he said. "You
wanna hang out in there 'til it's ready, or do you
wanna come upstairs and see if we can find you a robe
or something while you wait?"
I'm not an idiot, so I figured he had more in mind than
just finding me a robe, but the prospect wasn't that
dismal. Actually, the idea was sounding more and more
attractive the more I thought about it. Men are more
fun than vibrators, after all, and either one is better
than sitting around a wet bathroom with no clothes and
nothing to do.
With that in mind, I took another look at him. He was
medium height, kind of weedy looking, although not
quite to the level of scrawny. He had dark, straight
hair and glasses. Not my idea of a dream stud, but
quite acceptable, especially given that the glasses
were reasonably fashionable, and not held together with
electrical tape.
"Upstairs, you said?"
He pointed down the hall behind me. "First door on the
left at the top." As I started up the stairs in front
of him, he added "I'm Mark, by the way."
Thinking fast, I told him my name was Betty. I didn't
think it was likely, but just in case he decided to try
to track me down later, I didn't want to make it easy
for him. Betty was actually the name of the TA who
taught my Calculus class. She had just handed back a
test that day, and I was none to pleased with my D. I
entertained a brief fantasy of Mark calling every Betty
in the campus phone book, and bugging her, preferably
at 3 a.m.
I reached the top of the stairs and opened the door on
the left. "Would you get the light?" Mark said. "It's
on a string in the middle of the room." I took a couple
of steps forward, waving my arms to find the string.
Just as I found it, I heard the door close behind me. I
pulled the string, and found myself in (no surprise) a
bedroom. The surprise was in the number of people in
the room. In addition to Mark, there were five other
guys. Standing around, leaning against the walls. Stark
naked. Looking at me dressed in nothing but a towel.
I whirled around to confront Mark, nearly losing my
towel in the process. "What the fuck do you think
you're doing?" I demanded, a rather stupid question,
especially as he was pulling his shirt off even as I
spoke.
"Well," Mark replied calmly, "I did say that if you
came upstairs, we'd see what we could find for you to
wear." He started to pull off his pants. "Plural, you
know," he added.
"So what you're saying is that if I, uh, let all six of
you fuck me, you'll loan me something to wear until my
clothes are dry? Doesn't sound like much of a deal to
me."
"Actually no," said one of the guys behind me. "What
he's saying is that by the time we finish fucking you,
your clothes will be dry, and we'll get them for you."
"Sex, clothes. No sex, no clothes," chimed in another
one. "That sound like a better deal?"
At this point, I figured I had three choices: I could
make a break for it, and even if I got out the door,
what would I do then? Have you ever tried to ride a
bike dressed in nothing but a bath towel? Me neither,
and I didn't really want to try it. I could try and
talk my way out of it, with roughly the same chance of
success as winning the lottery two weeks in a row. Or I
could, as the saying goes, cooperate with the
inevitable, and file rape charges later. I took a quick
look around the room at the six of them, and thought
about how long it had been since I had last had sex.
"Hell," I thought, "I might even enjoy it, if I'm
lucky."
"I guess you've got a deal," I said, reluctantly. All
six of them started forward. I hastily continued, "On
one condition. You guys want a gang-bang. That I can
handle, I guess, but I'm not about to take you all on
at once. You guys want to do this, you do it one at a
time, and in order of dick size. If I'm going to take
you all, I need some warm-up before I get to the big
ones." I glanced at Mark. "That'd make you first, you
bastard," I added as I dropped the towel.
He blushed. I'd never seen a guy blush all the way from
his head to his nuts. It's quite a sight. I smiled to
myself when his buddies chuckled.
"She's got your number, Mark," one of them said. "If
that's the way she wants it, I can live with it."
"OK, OK, you pricks. If that's it, that's it. Just
remember who isn't gonna be getting sloppy seconds,"
Mark replied. Turning to me, he said "Get on your knees
next to the bed, bend over, and lean your arms on it."
I started to comply, and then had a nasty thought. I
turned to look at him, and past him to the rest of
them. "Make sure you aim right. Don't let your habits
get the best of you, because the first guy who tries to
put his cock in my ass is going to have it ripped off."
I was pleased to see a couple of their faces take on a
very thoughtful look.
I got into the position Mark had demanded, and then had
to wait while someone ran downstairs for a padded
footstool, since in that position my pussy was several
inches too low for them to get at. When he returned, I
knelt on the stool, and Mark approached me again.
"That's better," I heard him say, just before I was
rammed forward as he thrust all the way into me in one
stroke. Fortunately for me, his prick was not only
short, no more than five inches, but was unusually
skinny as well. He didn't even stretch me noticeably.
This is not a position that gives me much pleasure
under the best of circumstances, and Mark had neither
the interest or the ability to maximize what little
potential it offered. I was tempted to sneak my hand
back and give my clit a little stimulation, but decided
I wasn't about to give him the satisfaction, even if it
would have made me more comfortable. As he thrust in
and out, I was grateful that the activity in the shower
had gotten me a little lubricated, and that his cock
was as skinny as it was. A little larger, or a little
less lubrication, and I would have been rubbed raw. As
it was, I merely hoped that his lack of subtlety
signalled an equal lack of experience, and therefore a
quick cum.
He fucked me hard and fast, while I concentrated on
moving enough to make it look like I was involved,
without moving enough to actually help him. My prayers
were answered, as it wasn't long at all before I felt
his cum spurting into me. As soon as he came, I started
to feel a little bit guilty. He'd been nice enough
before he pulled his little trick. He and I probably
would even have had a good time if things had gone as I
had expected they would when we came upstairs.
Mark pulled out of my cunt, and I felt his cum begin to
drip out, and run down my leg. I heard the second guy
take his place behind me, and decided that feeling
guilty was stupid. Mark deserved to lose whatever
pleasure he didn't get for what he had done. "Your
loss, buddy," I thought to myself as cock number two
pressed against the entrance to my hole.
This one was noticeably larger than Mark's, but its
owner was rather more considerate. He teased me a bit,
rubbing the tip up and down the length of my slit,
lubricating it with Mark's cum, before he pushed slowly
into me. As he began moving in and out with long, slow
strokes, I reached down and started to rub myself.
Number Two (shades of the Village) was much better than
Mark had been, and giving myself some stimulation
didn't hurt any either, so I was almost disappointed
when he lurched forward, firing his hot juices deep
into me.
Number Three was almost a gentleman. He started by
running his hands up and down my back for a moment,
easing the strain of staying on my hands and knees. He
then reached around me, caressed my breasts, and
whispered in my ear, "I hope you're protected."
"You might have mentioned that thought a little
sooner," I whispered back. "If it will make you feel
any better, though, yes, I am."
"Sorry. I didn't think of it until I saw what was
running down your leg." He chuckled then, as he
straightened up and slid his hard shaft into me. "Thank
heaven for Ortho Pharmaceuticals," he added. I could
only agree.
I started to reach for my clit again, and found he had
beaten me to it. I sighed in mounting pleasure as he
synchronized the strokes of his cock with the rubbing
of his finger. Making the most of the situation, I
matched his motion, giving him the best fuck I could
under the circumstances. Unfortunately, I gave him a
better fuck than I should have. I was just beginning to
think I might cum, when he gasped "Oh, yes, Baby, YES,"
and blew his wad.
I didn't get the chance to see if he'd stick around to
help me cum, as Number Four elbowed him out of the way
and impaled me with the largest cock yet. From his
first vicious thrust, I knew he was out to make up for
Number Three's relative consideration. The only thing
that kept me from screaming in pain was the three loads
of cum that had already been deposited in my pussy,
keeping me well lubricated. He was thrusting so hard
that my head was just about banging into the wall on
the far side of the bed. "Hey, slow down," I called
back to him. "I'm not going anywhere. Take your time."
"Damn right you're not," he said. He added over his
shoulder, "Hey, Paul, 'ja hear that? She wants me to
slow down. I guess she likes it or something." He
slowed down a little, enough that I stopped worrying
about a concussion, so I let the subject drop.
"How is she?" the next guy in line asked.
"Nice and tight," he replied. "Getting kinda squishy,
though."
"Better pull out when you cum, then," his buddy said.
"Don't make it any worse for the rest of us."
"No prob," Number said, pulled his prick out of me, and
started jerking it. It was such a relief to have it
out, that it took a minute for what they had been
saying to register.
"Hey!" I yelled, turning my head around as I started to
say something stupid about not wanting my hair full of
cum. I was too slow. I got my head turned just in time
to catch the first long spurt in my face. My sentence
turned into a sputter as I jerked my head back and
started rubbing it on the bed-covers to clean off. I
felt the next couple of spurts hit the back of my head
and shoulders before the pressure fell off, and he
finished up dripping onto my butt.
"Shit! You stupid bastard, why do you think I wanted
you in order of cock size? I needed that for
lubrication."
"Not my problem, Babe," he said with a distinctly self-
satisfied smirk.
Turning to the next guy in line, he said "She's all
youerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk". His involuntary interjection
was the result of my foot becoming intimately
acquainted with his nuts.
I briefly considered following my kick with a break for
the door, but I knew my chances of getting past the
rest of them were pretty slim -- and I still didn't
want to run home naked. I turned to the two guys still
waiting for their turns. "Either of you two think we're
making a porn flick here? If you do, you might as well
step up to where I can reach you, and we'll save a
little time." They both looked at their buddy moaning
on the floor, and shook their heads. "OK then. Let's
get on with it, and get it over with."
"That's hardly romantic," Mark said.
"You're a fine one to talk. If you think this is a
romantic situation, you must have gone to reform school
instead of high school." I turned to the next guy in
line. "Ready?" At his nod, I resumed my position
against the bed.
Not surprisingly, he seemed a bit nervous as he
approached me, but once he got his cock into me without
getting kicked, he seemed to relax. I was starting to
get a bit sore from the stretching, and this guy's cock
wasn't helping things any. It was definitely the
biggest one I had ever taken, and I breathed a mental
sigh of relief when he entered me slowly, and kept his
strokes slow as well. Again I started rubbing my clit,
and I was getting into it enough that the pain was
starting to recede behind the pleasure when he groaned
and blasted his cum into me.
As Number Five stepped back, the guys who had already
had their turns started cheering.
"Alright, Big Tony!"
"Give her all of it!"
"Nail 'er big guy!"
I looked around to see what all the fuss was about, and
got my first good look at Big Tony -- or, more
precisely, at why they called him that. Tony wasn't
particularly big, maybe 5'10", and 180 pounds, but his
prick sure was. My first, horrified thought was that he
had had a baseball bat grafted to his crotch, but a
longer look didn't reassure me much. It was at least a
foot long, and a good three inches in diameter. His
cock was a pretty good match in size for my forearm,
and the head wasn't noticeably smaller than my fist. My
unconscious cry of "Holy shit!" was answered by
laughter from the onlookers, and an apologetic grin
from Big Tony. He was obviously used to that reaction.
"You're not gonna back out, are you?" he asked me, and
I realized that he must be used to women turning him
down when they saw what he had to offer. I felt sorry
for him, and wondered if he had ever found one who
would go all the way with him. I knew that I'd hate
myself if I disappointed him, given that I was as well
stretched and lubricated as I'd ever been.
"Not if you take it slowly," I assured him, trying to
sound confident, rather than nervous. I felt his cock-
head against the mouth of my pussy, and relaxed the
muscle as far as possible. He pushed slowly into me,
and I felt as though his cock was dragging my pussy-
lips so far inside that I wondered if I was going to
turn outside-in. He got a couple of inches in, and then
reversed direction, and I thought I was going to turn
inside-out.
The second stroke was easier, thanks to the cum smeared
along the first few inches of his shaft. He proceeded
that way, pushing in an inch or so further with each
stroke, until I felt his belly hit my butt.
"Sonufabitch," Big Tony cried, "I'm all the way in!
Damn, that feels good!" I was too busy wondering if I
was going to be ripped in half to respond with anything
more than a moan, but he didn't seem to care. He
started stroking in and out, slowly enough at first,
but then picking up speed as he got more and more
excited, and I stretched enough to make it possible.
About then, I discovered something. I'd never gotten
much clitoral stimulation from the doggy position
before, but I found that with a big enough cock it
works just fine -- and Big Tony's was big enough. By
the time this realization hit me, Big Tony was well
past thirty-three and a third, and getting close to
forty-five. I sent up a silent prayer that he'd never
get to seventy-eight, and abandoned myself to the
sensation of being stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey.
The pleasure rapidly swamped the pain, and my moans of
pain quickly became one continuous moan of pleasure.
For the second time I found myself mere seconds from
orgasm, and for the second time I was disappointed, as
Tony bellowed with the pleasure, dumping the
frustration of at least ten years of getting nothing
more than a hand-job -- and an enormous load of cum --
into my pussy.
I was ready to weep with frustration when Tony
whispered in my ear, "You were almost there, weren't
you? Don't worry, you've got one more chance. If
anybody can get you off, it's Zeke."
I was a little puzzled; I had thought Big Tony was the
last one waiting for a crack at my crack, but before I
could say anything, I felt a tongue begin to work on my
cunt. I stopped thinking; I always do when someone goes
down on me. Good as it felt, though, something was
bothering me, and I finally figured out what it was.
What kind of a frat boy would not only go down on a
woman in front of his frat mates, but would eat the cum
they had already left in her?
I had to see this paragon, so I looked around, and then
fell off the stool trying to get away. Zeke was a dog;
a St. Bernard-cross, to be exact! No wonder he hadn't
cared who was watching him eat cum. I realized that
part of what had been bothering me was the length and
flexibility of his tongue, but it had felt so good I
had done my best to ignore the oddity.
Mark and Number Four were laughing hysterically; they
had obviously brought Zeke in while I was absorbed with
Big Tony. The others were turned on at the sight, they
all looked disappointed when I pushed Zeke away.
Between laughs, Mark said, "What do you think you're
doing? You agreed to fuck us all to get your clothes
back."
"Yeah, but he's not one of you," I replied.
"Sure he is. Zeke's the house mascot. If that doesn't
make him one of us, I don't know what would."
"He wasn't here when we made the deal."
"Nobody said anything about being here. You agreed to
fuck us all to get your clothes. Zeke's one of us, so
if you don't fuck him, you don't get your clothes.
Besides, look at him. He's obviously desperate. If you
don't fuck him now that he's turned on, we'll have to
report you to the ASPCA." He started laughing again.
I'm not stupid enough to be convinced by any of Mark's
arguments. The truth is, I was almost frustrated enough
to give Mark a second chance just so I could cum. I was
grateful to have an alternative. As Mark said,
"Besides, you liked him well enough before you saw who
he was."
I let myself be persuaded, and got back up on the
stool, reflecting on the appropriateness of the doggy
position. Seeing me in a position he recognized, Zeke
came back over to me and started lapping at my cunt
again.
I spread my legs a little further apart to give him
better access, and he took full advantage. His tongue
slid inside me, wriggling at the walls of my pussy,
rapidly turning me on again. After a minute or so, he
stopped licking, and I felt his forepaws on my back. He
walked forward, and began hunching his spine, trying to
get his doggy-dick into me. After two unsuccessful
thrusts that came perilously close to my asshole, I
reached back and grabbed his cock, guiding it into me.
Zeke wasn't as big as Tony, but he was bigger than any
of the other guys, and I was pleased to discover that
he was big enough to give me the stimulation I needed.
I was less pleased when I felt his knot slide into me.
That was enough to make his cock even thicker than Big
Tony's, and I wasn't sure I could take it.
Somehow, though, I did. Once inside me, Zeke started a
frantically fast thrusting that quickly had me clawing
at the bed-sheets. When he howled and started pumping
his doggy-cum into me, I felt my cunt clamp down as the
first throes of my orgasm shook me. The combination of
my repeated frustration and the sheer depravity of
doing it with a dog contributed at least as much to the
mind-wrenching quality of my orgasm as the purely
physical stimulation of Zeke's big cock. It wasn't
until well after Zeke was finished that I came down
enough to turn my untidy sprawl across the bed into a
seat on the footstool.
I rested there for a minute, six pairs of eyes
studiously avoiding mine. (Zeke I didn't count. He was
in the corner, licking his cock clean as it retreated
into its sheath.) When I felt steady enough to stand, I
grabbed the towel I had abandoned on the floor. "I'm
going to the bathroom to clean up," I announced. "When
I come out, I expect my clothes to be outside the door
waiting for me."
I didn't want to take the time for a full-fledged
cleanup. I just rinsed the worst of the flows of semen
from my legs, promising myself a thorough wash when I
got home. When I left the bathroom, Number Three was
standing there holding my clothes.
"I didn't want to just leave them on the floor. That
didn't seem right, somehow," he said, handing them to
me, and ignoring the dirty look I gave him. He handed
me my money belt, adding, "We put in a couple of extra
bucks for you; to make up for Zeke, and all."
Somehow I refrained from telling him that Zeke had been
better than the lot of them. It wasn't quite true, and
the guy was trying to apologize, so I just mumbled
thank you, and headed for the front door.
He followed me down the hall, and as I opened the door,
he said, "It's still pouring out there. You want me to
give you a ride home?"
If I had been reluctant to let Mark know who I was
before the events of the evening, I certainly wasn't
about to let any of these guys know where I lived now.
"No thanks," I said. "I've gotta get my bike home,
too."
I righted the bike, started to swing my leg across the
frame, and stopped with it half raised when my much-
abused crotch gave me a warning twinge. Deciding that I
wasn't in the mood for the amount of pain riding would
have entailed, I elected to walk.
Halfway down the hill, I discovered another reason not
to ride. The larger part of six loads of cum had done a
rather good job of soaking the crotch of my jeans. Even
if I had wanted to ride, I was probably too slippery to
stay on the seat.
END
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