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The Good Ship Venus
by Naughtysamantha (address withheld)

***

I'm neither a recovering nymphomaniac nor an amateur 
easy-after-a-few-drinks-take-me-home-and-have-your-
nasty-way-with-me nymphomaniac. I'm an ardent, 
unabashed, full-fledged, let-it-all-hang-out, 
celebrating, practicing, sucking, fucking, raging, 
roaring, whoring nymphomaniac. This chapter is about my 
voyage on the good ship Venus. (FFM, oral, orgy)

***

It's not exactly true to say I quit the game. More 
accurately, I go into semi-retirement to concentrate on 
my journalism degree. I still work part-time for Robin 
and model his gowns and fuck his fathers a couple of 
evenings a week, but business is improving and Robin 
needs a girl who can work more regular hours. So I'm 
the backup girl, called in when the regular salesgirl 
can't make it, business is unusually heavy or it's a 
really big potential sale and two girls are more likely 
to sell a very expensive wedding dress than one.

Chastity stays my friend and sends me occasional 
clients to help pay my journalism school fees. Whenever 
she comes across, as she puts it, "someone who wants to 
pay real money for a girl who's got really big tits, is 
no more than mildly neurotic, can play the lady and the 
whore equally well and looks like a queen in a sailor's 
dream" I'm usually ready to drop my studies, come out 
of retirement for another round or two and spread my 
legs for excellent money.

One particularly nasty winter day Chastity calls me 
about a very rich American client who's sailing the 
Caribbean for a couple of weeks with some friends. He 
wants to stock his 72-foot yacht with, as Chastity 
delicately quotes him, "a big-titted classy broad who 
knows which knife and fork to use, can handle dope, can 
suck the chrome off a car's bumper and fucks like a 
crazed mink."

Chastity tells me "that's exactly you, my dear. Exactly 
you. I thought of you the moment he said those magic 
words..." I'm not exactly flattered until Chastity 
quotes the rest of those magic words "...and he'll pay 
thirty thousand dollars American... and you won't even 
have to keep count... it's all-in. One price fits all. 
Him and his friends for the whole two weeks, Sam dear."

It's Christmas, the snow drifts down and piles up along 
Toronto's streets like dirty, grey ramparts, Robin 
doesn't need me to fuck any fathers in the dressing 
room and there are no classes at J-school. Most 
important, my calendar says no problem for the 
duration. So I get a very painful Brazilian wax job, 
pack my bikini and suntan lotion and next morning fly 
Air Canada first class to Montego Bay in Jamaica.

I wear my Armani suit, dark glasses and carry a Gucci 
bag and the flight attendant is very sweet and shyly 
asks me if I'm a movie star.

***

A uniformed chauffeur picks me up at the airport in a 
ridiculously stretched white limousine and drives me to 
the harbour.

The yacht is long, lithe and lovely. Her hull sparkles 
white and navy-blue, a gold stripe at the waterline. 
Teak deck and polished brass fittings stretch forever. 
The sails are neatly furled but uncovered, ready to 
hoist. Everything is first-class. Everything sparkles. 
There's an awful lot of serious money floating in this 
boat.

A good-looking young man around my age dressed in 
nautical whites, all blond and deeply tanned, greets me 
politely as "Miss Sam". He tells me his name is Mike, 
takes my bag, instructs me to take off my high heels to 
protect the teak deck, offers an arm to help me on 
board and discreetly disappears.

Six men lounge around the cockpit in swim suits, 
drinking from frosty glasses shielded by little paper 
parasols. They're all in their forties and fifties with 
tanned, expensive, slightly-out-of-condition 
businessmen's bodies. An enormous bottle of Captain 
Morgan rum stands half-empty on a table in the centre 
of the cockpit.

The friends are already half-drunk. And singing. Badly. 
I stand in the hot sun, sweating lightly in my Toronto 
dress, shoes dangling from one hand, while they ignore 
me and finish a verse.

'We're on the good ship Venus
By God, you should'a seen us
The figurehead is a whore in bed
And the mast a roaring penis.

We sail with the east wind at sunset. By dawn I've 
fucked and sucked all six and am fast asleep in a 
tangle of male bodies on a huge, sweaty bed in the 
master cabin.

It's going to be a long, hard voyage.

***

Chastity says there are only two rules for me, the 
"big-titted classy broad who knows which knife and fork 
to use, can handle dope, can suck the chrome off a 
car's bumper and fucks like a crazed mink."

The first rule is that any of the friends can take me 
whenever and wherever he wants, for whatever he wants. 
I can't say no. Ever. The second rule is that I'm not 
allowed to have anything to do with the crew, Jabulani 
the Jamaican captain or Mike, the Canadian chef and 
deck hand. While the voyage lasts, I belong to the 
friends, body and soul. I'm a wholly-owned property.

When I'm not fucking or sucking I'm free to take the 
helm — just so long as Captain Jabulani is nearby — 
help with the sails, read, watch a huge selection of 
movies and porno on the VCR, sunbathe, swim, eat, sleep 
or do nothing.

All of this is great in theory. But when a girl's 
trying to keep six highly competitive, alpha-males 
sexually satisfied it does cut into her time for 
sailing, reading, watching VCRs, sunbathing, swimming, 
eating, sleeping or doing nothing.

But I don't complain. After all, I'm getting more 
leisure time and servicing fewer clients than when I 
work in Josh's whorehouse. And Josh's johns don't sing.

There's fucking in the cabins
Sucking on the docks
You can't hear the music
For the swishing of the cocks

When any of the friends gets horny, my mouth, hands and 
pussy are there — ready, willing and able.

At first, it's fairly discreet. One of the friends 
suggests quietly that maybe we can find somewhere more 
private and we make out in one of the cabins. 
Discretion doesn't last long. By day two I drop the 
bikini top. By day three the bikini's bottom's gone 
too. By day four, I'm naked almost all the time and 
fucking openly on deck in front of the friends and 
crew. Sometimes one friend at a time, sometimes more 
than one friend at a time. I'm always available for 
whatever the friends want, whenever and wherever the 
friends want it.

I fuck and suck and drink and smoke ganja while the sun 
pours down like honey and later, in the warm darkness 
of night, do it all again. That's the deal. As the 
Jamaicans say, no problem.

Do I cum a lot? Of course, but not often during the 
daylight sessions. They're pretty much straight 
business. Open mouth, thighs or both, show professional 
enthusiasm, moan and groan at the right moments, offer 
some version of "that was great, honey" at the end and 
go back to whatever I was doing when I was interrupted.

Most of the cumming is done at night when, with enough 
dope (Jamaica's own splendid sensimilla) and wine 
(Domaine Comtes Lafon's Meursault Charmes chardonnay), 
I slip easily into the zone and once or twice even 
threaten the world record for multiple orgasms.

All the while, the two-man crew, Jabulani and Mike, go 
about their work discretely pretending not to see or 
hear.

And the friends sing.

The captain's son, he is here
But he is only eight
He can't fuck the ladies
So they help him masturbate.

***

Behind my back in the cockpit five of the friends tuck 
into bacon and eggs, drink the first rum of the day and 
joke about a woman one of them knows who, he claims, 
can cum by sucking her own clitoris.

I'm naked, on my knees on the teak deck, sucking off 
the sixth friend.

"She's a ketch" explains the owner of the cock, holding 
me firmly by my nipples while I suck. "Seventy-two foot 
long, fore-and-aft-rigged with a mainmast forward 
carrying a mainsail and jibs." I speed up the tempo. 
I'm hungry and want my breakfast. "She has a mizzenmast 
aft, stepped forward of the rudder post." I grunt 
encouragement and suck deeper. He squeezes my nipples.

From the corner of my eye I see Jabulani at the wheel 
and Mike scrubbing the deck. Their bodies are young and 
hard and beautiful. The friends' bodies were once, no 
doubt, young, hard and beautiful.

The cock ejaculates. I stand up, smile for its owner, 
run a hand through his thinning hair in appreciation of 
his contribution to my morning and we join the rest of 
the friends for breakfast. I wash the cum down with 
fresh orange juice and the splendid chardonnay.

We sail on.

Mrs. McGinty — she is here
She has the crowd in fits
Jumping off the quarterdeck
And bouncing on her tits.

***

One evening on our sixth day out, while the sun sinks 
into azure sea like a fiery, dying meteor and the wind 
dies to a sweet, gentle caress, we sail under spinnaker 
into a bay fringed by white, sandy beaches and leaning, 
top-heavy palm trees.

The crew drop anchor in ten feet of crystal-clear 
water. On the other side of the bay an enormous power 
yacht rides importantly at anchor. Not long after we've 
furled our sails for the night the power yacht sends a 
Zodiac alongside. As is the custom among cruising 
people, we're invited on board for sundowners. The 
Zodiac will wait for us. No dressing. Whatever we're in 
is fine. Since I'm naked, as always, I decide I'll 
ignore the instructions, go shower and get into a 
bikini and wrap.

The power yacht is heavy with oiled mahogany, polished 
brass, chrome and money. Five crew — all in nautical 
whites looking like California surfers in a schoolgirl 
fantasy — courteously help us up the ladder to the main 
deck.

Two people wait on deck to greet us. We recognize both, 
of course. She's a famous movie-star who sleeps with 
all the right directors and producers and trades on her 
gorgeous face, violet eyes and astounding breasts to 
collect seven husbands and millions of dollars. He's 
husband numbers four and five, a famous British actor 
and world-class drinker. Both are around my parent's 
age, a little past their best-by dates.

The friends are hugely impressed by the famous movie-
star. They cluster around her like bears to honey. She 
pours them drinks, flirts and flaunts her legs out of a 
vivid, flowered Fijian sarong. Her still-splendid 
breasts pour out of a brilliant pink bikini top that's 
designed to flash occasional nipple unless she keeps 
her shoulders firmly back.

The famous British actor-husband is hugely impressed by 
me. He's tanned and shirtless and wears a sarong slung 
low around a thickening waist. He stands very close and 
asks in one of those splendid British-actor voices, all 
diction and seduction, "will you believe me if I tell 
you that you're one of the most beautiful women I've 
ever seen... and my wife doesn't understand me?"

I flirt back. With him, it's easy. "On the contrary, 
kind sir. I'm sure she understands you very well. Every 
woman would." He laughs. It's not a pleasant laugh. 
It's cynical, lonely and oddly hurt. His wife hears it, 
glances back at us. I can't read her expression.

For some reason a wave of sadness floods over me. I 
feel terribly sorry for this rich and famous man who 
can buy anything and anyone he wants. I study his face, 
a touch bleary and out of focus. His eyes are bloodshot 
and red-rimmed and he's puffy from too much good life 
and too little moderation. Even so, there's still 
something beautiful, even vaguely noble, about this 
face. I picture him in all his glory on film where he's 
magnificent and commands the camera more like a god 
than a man. Blue eyes to drown in. A voice so rich and 
male and seductive that just the sound of it makes my 
uterus contract.

His eyes caress my breasts, nearly as naked as his 
wife's but even heavier. "Jesus, you're beautiful" he 
says sadly." I should have met you a thousand years 
ago." He reaches out, cups one bikinied breast in his 
hand. I don't move. His fingers caress my nipple 
through the thin material. The nipple hardens. Still I 
don't move. Abruptly he turns away, back to the bar 
behind him, refills his whisky glass.

I hear the famous movie-star tell him quietly 
"Darling... not too much whisky please." She walks over 
to where I'm standing. "Come... let me show you around 
the boat, my dear." She takes my arm firmly in one 
hand. "You'd like that, wouldn't you?" It's not a 
question.

"Of course..."

***

"Which one are you with?" she asks. "Which of the men?"

I offer the diplomatic answer. "David... the guy who 
organizes the cruise. He's my boyfriend."

We stand together in the bow, drinks in hand and watch 
the moon rise, remote, mysterious and female, over the 
horizon. The movie star examines me over her wine. "I 
think you're lying" she says flatly, with no more 
malice than if she's criticizing my wrap. "You're too 
young. Probably still at school. Anyway, I think you're 
a professional" She smiles "sometimes it takes a pro to 
know a pro."

I like her explanation. "So?"

"You're with them all. They've rented you. You're their 
little playmate."

"So?"

She pauses, looks out over the shimmering water. "I 
want you to look after my husband. I'll pay you, of 
course. Pay you well. Very well."

I haven't expected this. Chances are, knowing the 
friends by now and knowing something of the reputation 
of this couple, a gangbang is already on the cards. If 
that happens I'll fuck the famous British actor anyway. 
I glance back at him. Glass in hand, he's watching me. 
I smile seductively mostly out of habit. I turn back to 
my new best friend. "What do you mean? Look after him?"

"I love him very much... but he's lost his confidence. 
I want him to get it back."

"I don't see..."

She interrupts. "He can't keep it up... not for long, 
anyway. Not long enough. And he hasn't cum. Not for 
months. He's a proud man... he used to cum like a 
bloody volcano. So he drinks instead. Then he's not 
interested in me. You know what I mean?" She gazes out 
over the water, darkening now. "And I love him so 
much... I want him to be strong again."

"So what makes you think I can make him strong when you 
can't?"

"You're a pro, aren't you?" She studies me as if she's 
checking out a Christian Dior dress. "You're young and 
gorgeous... huge boobs... and obviously good at what 
you do... those guys you come with are no boy scouts. 
They must be getting their money's worth." 

She puts a hand on my arm. 

"Also, because you're a pro you won't get hurt. 
Emotionally I mean. Not like the other women. And he 
likes you. I can see that." Her violet eyes are close 
to tears. She gives me advice. "He likes to play a 
little rough... only a little... you won't mind, will 
you?" A tear runs down her famous face. "Help me try to 
save him... that's all. Help me... please Sam..."

***

The sound of the Zodiac dies across the bay.

"She's my present to you" says the famous movie star to 
the famous British actor. She kisses him on the cheek. 
"I want you to enjoy her, darling."

We're in the master cabin. It's bigger than my whole 
apartment back in Toronto. The famous British actor 
sits down on the immense bed, his tanned body dark 
against stark white sheets. "That's very kind of you, 
my love, my jewel." He examines me. A little smile 
curls his lips. "Can I keep her or do I have to throw 
her back in the water when I'm done?"

The famous movie star pretends indignation. "Certainly 
not... you beast... you satyr... you monster." She sits 
on a chair at the side of the bed. "She's just for 
tonight... because I love you."

"Her friends don't mind?"

"Her friends were very happy to contribute to a good 
cause. Anyway, I think you scare them. But they want 
her back tomorrow morning."

"She doesn't mind?"

"Ask her."

He turns to me but before he can speak I curtsey like a 
Jane Austen debutante and announce primly "I'm yours to 
command, my lord."

He smiles, puts an arm around the famous movie star's 
shoulders. "I suppose so... if I have to... not because 
I want to, of course. Just for you, my sweet. Tell her 
to get undressed."

The famous movie star asks "will you take it off, 
please Sam."

I ignore her, smile at the famous actor. "You want me 
to undress?" He nods. "Yes, Master." I drop the wrap to 
the deck.

"I'll do the rest" offers the famous movie star. She 
gets up from her chair, walks over to me, unhooks my 
bra, helps me out of the bikini bottom. They join the 
wrap on the carpet. Slowly, naked, like a runway model, 
I turn around, breasts swaying, for his approval.

"Holy fuck" he says. "Holy fuck..."

"If that is your desire, my lord."

The famous movie star's voice is a whisper. I think 
she's close to tears. "Be good to him, Sam..."

***

I kneel in front of the famous British actor, unknot 
his sarong, pull it open. His cock lies soft between 
tanned legs.

I gaze into his eyes. Suddenly, to me, they're not 
bloodshot any more. Suddenly they're clear and blue and 
focused. Suddenly his face is lean and strong again, 
his body taut, like an athlete. Suddenly he's thirty 
and magnificent again.

Gently, I push him back onto the bed. Softly, barely 
touching, I run hands around his face, down his chest 
and back up to his face. I kiss his forehead, his 
eyelids, his cheeks, his nose, his ears. I kiss his 
lips without passion. My nipples skim his chest. His 
hands come up to cup my breasts. I shudder.

Taking my time, I lick my tongue down his neck to his 
belly. And back again. "You're so beautiful, my lord... 
so beautiful... I want to love you... I want your 
body... I want you in me... I want you... so strong... 
so hard... so beautiful..."

In the half light, the famous movie star watches us 
from a chair at the side of the bed.

I kiss him on the lips. "Do you like my breasts?" I 
ask. "Suck my breasts for me. Bite my nipples... be 
gentle... lick my breasts." I thrust a breast at his 
mouth. "Swallow it... suck it in all the way, my lord." 
His hands hold me tight around the waist. Half my 
breast disappears into his mouth. I push against his 
face, touch his nipple, harden it with careful 
fingernails.

I pull my breast from his mouth, kiss him on the lips. 
My fingernails graze his face. "You're so strong... so 
beautiful... I want you in me, my lord... more than 
anything else on earth... I want your body... your 
cock, my lord..."

Out of the corner of my eye I see the famous movie star 
unhook her bikini top, drop it to the floor. Her famous 
breasts are low, full, heavy. They sway when she moves. 
Her nipples are hard, purple, like her eyes.

I run a hand down the famous British actor's body all 
the way to his cock. He's half erect. I leave his cock, 
cup his balls in my hand, squeeze gently, scratch with 
sharp nails. "You're so big" I tell him. "So big... so 
very big... so strong... I want your cock... soon I'll 
want your cock in me... soon... not yet..." I pull his 
head back to a breast. "Bite me... bite me... hurt 
me... just a little... hurt me..."

He bites. I hump my hips towards him, slide a hand down 
his belly, stroke his belly, move slowly closer to his 
groin. Touch his cock. Scratch lightly. Pull back. Do 
it again. And again. Tease him. Tease him. Scratch 
fingernails up the inside of his thighs toward his 
groin. Just touching. Pull back. Do it again. And 
again. Closer each time. Brush his cock. Tease his 
cock. Talk to his cock. "You're so strong so 
beautiful." His teeth bite into my nipple. "I'm going 
to drain you cock... drink all your cum... and you're 
going to make me cum 'till I can't cum any more... ever 
again... ever again... you're so beautiful... so 
strong... so hard... I want you so much, my lord... I 
want you to cum in my mouth..."

I'm not working, not pretending. I'm in the zone. 
Nothing matters except this beautiful man. And his 
beautiful wife who watches from the shadows.

The famous movie star unties her sarong, sits back in 
her chair. She's naked now, plump and beautiful. One 
hand caresses purple nipples.

The famous British actor's cock is hard. He turns, 
tries to mount me. I push him away. "No... not yet..." 
He draws back. "Play with my pussy... make me cum with 
your fingers... I like that."

His body half on top of me, he slips fingers into the 
soft, moist flesh of my pussy. My body opens for him. 
One finger, then two, three, all four. Fingers push, 
slide in and out. In and out. In and out. He fills me. 
I groan, push against his hand. I tremble, vibrate. My 
world centres on the hand stretching, filling my cunt.

"Touch my clit" I whisper. "Touch me."

"You do it."

My fingers go to my clitoris. Caress it, circle it with 
two fingers while his hand thrusts, pushes deeper, in 
and out. In and out.

We lie together, bodies entwined, his four fingers 
ramming my cunt, my fingers frantically working on my 
clitoris, until I cum, groaning, moaning, sobbing.

I push his hand out, curl my body up next to him, 
breathe hard. We sweat and touch and whisper in the 
thick, hot Caribbean night.

***

I whisper to his cock "you're so strong... so 
beautiful... so hard... so good... you make me feel so 
good..." He thrusts his cock towards the heat of my 
pussy. "Not yet... not yet." Again I push him away. 
"Not yet... wait for it, my lord... wait for me..."

At the side of the bed the famous movie star runs a 
hand over her famous breasts, down between her famous 
legs. Even in the gloom, I can see her skin shine with 
sweat.

My mouth goes down to his groin. I run my tongue up and 
down his rigid cock, take his balls in my mouth, suck 
on them. I let his balls go, murmur "I love you cock... 
I want to suck you cock... so hard... so strong..." I 
take the cock-head just inside my mouth, set up an easy 
rhythm so he's happy just lying there, splendidly 
erect, not over-excited. I play with my clitoris while 
I lick and suck his cockhead. I cum again. The sound of 
my cumming excites him. Again he pushes me back on the 
bed, tries to mount me.

"Not yet..." I tell him. "That was fabulous... but not 
yet..." I sit up, face him, straddle him, slowly lower 
my pussy down onto his cock. He goes in easily. I 
squeeze. He grunts. I lower my breasts to his mouth. 
"Bite me" I tell him. "Bite my breasts... bite my 
nipples... gently... gently..." He bites. He groans. He 
groans again, louder. His cock pushes deeper into me. 
"Not yet." I stop moving until he calms. "Slap my 
breasts... pinch my nipples" I tell him. "Slap my 
bottom... I've been a naughty girl... spank me... be 
gentle... spank me... your cock's so beautiful... so 
strong."

The famous movie star spreads her legs. Her hand 
flutters on her pussy.

The famous British actor's cock stays deep in my cunt. 
Teeth bite my nipples. Hard hands slap my breasts, move 
to my buttocks, slap harder and harder. The pain — not 
really pain at all — excites me, moves me to another 
place, a deeper level. My juices flow. I scream little 
screams and cum again. I almost always cum when I'm 
spanked.

He groans. I climb off him, take his cock in both 
hands. I tell his cock "I love the taste of you, 
cock... you taste of me too... now it's time to cum... 
for her..."

I gesture to the famous movie star. She gets up off her 
chair, sits down on the bed next to us. With one hand I 
caress my clitoris, with the other I hold his cock, 
suck him deep into my throat, slide him in and out, in 
and out, in and out. I tighten, loosen, tighten the 
muscles in my throat. Tighten. Loosen. Tighten. Loosen.

I take my mouth off his cock, talk to it again. "Not 
me. Her. You want her. You want to fuck her... fuck 
her... fuck her... you're so beautiful... so hard... so 
strong... fuck her... fuck her... oh god, yes... fuck 
her... that's what you want, my lord."

I take the famous movie star's wrist in one hand, the 
famous British actor's cock in the other, guide her to 
sit on him. "Fuck her... fuck her... oh god... oh 
jesus... oh god... fuck her" My voice rises to a 
scream. "Fuck her... take her... do it to her... do it 
to her... fuck her... fuck her... fuck her, my lord..."

The famous movie star and the famous British actor take 
their time. It's lovely to watch. They kiss and stroke 
and murmur and gaze into each other's eyes and move on 
each other until their bodies stiffen, he grabs her 
hair with both hands, she whimpers, he groans, together 
they scream.

In the distance, over the water, I faintly hear the 
friends singing.

There's fucking in the cabins
Sucking on the docks

You can't hear the music
For the swishing of the cocks.

***

Early the next morning I slip out of the great, sweaty 
bed leaving the famous movie star and the famous 
British actor asleep, tangled in each other's arms. I 
find my bikini, pull it on and go up on deck where the 
California surfers are busy preparing scuba gear.

The surfer with the smallest swimsuit, biggest package, 
blondest hair and bluest eyes greets me. "Morning miss. 
Did you sleep well?"

I wonder how much the crew know about last night. I 
guess they know everything. You can't keep secrets on 
boats. I smile ruefully. "Not enough. To say nothing of 
a slight hangover."

"You want some breakfast, Miss?"

"Thought I'd swim first."

The surfer with the smallest swimsuit, biggest package, 
blondest hair and bluest eyes flexes his chest muscles 
and tells me "the best thing for hangover is a dive." 
He asks "You like to dive, Miss?"

I pretend to be shocked. "Really! I beg your pardon!"

He's flustered. Which is what I intend. "Scuba dive I 
mean." 

"Oh that. Never tried." I study the bulge in his brief 
swimsuit. "How hard is it?"

He's flustered again. "How do you mean?"

I glance at him reproachfully. "I mean scuba diving, 
silly!"

He grins. "Oh that. Easy. We'll be happy to teach you." 

***

We start in shallow water, just off the beach. The 
California surfers teach me the basics. Most of the 
basics seem to include a lot of adjusting of the straps 
on my buoyancy jacket which is supposed to cover my 
chest and back and prevent me from drowning. When one 
breast keeps popping out of its cup during the 
adjustments, the surfer with the smallest swimsuit, 
biggest package, blondest hair and bluest eyes suggests 
we forget the top.

The others agree that topless is the best way to scuba. 
"Makes you more streamlined... less water drag" offers 
one. I ask him to undo my bra strap and he fishes 
around under the back of the jacket until he finds the 
strap, unhooks it and tosses the bra back to the white 
sand of the beach.

***

The six of us glide together under the yacht. Looking 
up, the dark hull rocks like a great whale on the 
silver surface. Small, brilliantly coloured fish nibble 
on the hull.

A coral reef, red, purple, gold and blue, juts out of 
brilliant white stretches of sand beneath us. A school 
of fish, yellow, black and elegant, swim past in strict 
formation, disappear into the hazy turquoise. It's like 
flying. It's like dreaming. It's out-of-body, like the 
best of all possible sex. Like being in last night's 
zone. I feel wonderful.

The California surfers hover around me, circle thumbs 
and second fingers in the universal diving signal "ok?" 
Like they've taught me, I nod and return the gesture. 
"Ok". I look up at the hull again, back to the 
California surfers with their beautiful bodies and 
remember the famous movie star and the famous British 
actor sleeping above us. I smile.

I breathe in, float higher. I breathe out, sink. 
Gliding on my back, I watch my bubbles scramble to the 
surface. I turn over, kick my legs and the fins fly me 
forward above sand, white as fresh snow. I sink lower 
and trail my fingers in the sand, draw parallel lines. 
A tiny, bright red crab scuttles in front of me. I pick 
it up, take my mouthpiece out, kiss the crab, replace 
the mouthpiece, watch the crab scuttle away, angrily 
waving its claws. A school of angel fish dart away when 
I get close. Two barracuda glide past, all teeth and 
eyes and menace. My nipples, hard and super-sensitive, 
rub gently against the inside of my buoyancy jacket.

I float a couple of feet above the sand. The surfer 
with the smallest swimsuit, biggest package, blondest 
hair and bluest eyes glides close to me. Through the 
masks we smile for each other.

"Ok? he signals.

"Ok" I signal back. Still locked into his eyes, I pull 
on the strings on the sides of my bikini bottom. We 
watch as it sinks slowly to the sand below. I dribble 
air out of my mouth and my body follows the bikini 
bottom to the white sand. I stretch out on my back on 
top of the scuba tank, smile up at the California 
surfers above me, spread my legs and circle my thumb 
and second finger. "Ok". Five swimsuits come off five 
California surfer bodies and drift down to join my 
bikini bottom on the ocean floor.

A grouper and the two barracuda watch curiously while I 
fuck the California surfers, one by one. Our bubbles 
blend, float up to the surface where the boats rock and 
the famous movie star and the famous British actor and 
the businessmen who paid a king's ransom to rent my 
body sleep off their hangovers.

Singing... I'll do you this time
I'll do you now
I couldn't do you last time
Can I do you now?

***

On the very last evening of the voyage we anchor 
leeward of a small island off Negril, only three hours 
good sailing from Montego Bay. It's been a long day and 
evening of sex, booze and dope. A sort of desperate 
farewell for the friends to prove something very 
important for the last time. Then prove it again.

Around midnight I yawn and stretch and announce I'm 
going to catch up on sleep. "Early plane. Please don't 
wake me, guys, unless it's an emergency. Like we're on 
fire or sinking... or attacked by terrorists... or 
great white sharks."

I climb down the companionway and, on a sudden impulse 
instead of going aft to my cabin, turn forward. There 
are no lights down here, just darkness. I listen for 
breathing, hear it, follow the sound, guiding with one 
hand against the bulkhead. I stumble against unseen 
fittings, find a cabin door, open it, slip inside, 
grope around until I recognize bunks, one on top of the 
other. I reach inside the top bunk. Whoever's in it 
wakes with my hand under the sheet touching his thigh. 
He mumbles, turns over, grabs the hand.

"Fuck off Jabu." I move my hand, scratch with long 
fingernails. "Jesus... it's not Jabu. Who's this?"

"A mermaid..."

Pause. "Hi Miss Sam..."

"Shhhh..." My hand searches, finds his cock. It's long 
and firm and nearly ready for action. I guess I've 
interrupted a dream. I hope he doesn't mind too much.

Above deck, the singing goes on.

The captain has a daughter
They throw her in the water
Delighted squeals show that eels
Have found her sexual quarter.

A hand comes from the lower bunk, touches my calf, 
travels up my leg. I hear Jabulani's voice. "I'm 
dreaming... tell me I'm dreaming. No... please God 
mon... tell me I not dreaming."

The hand reaches my pussy. I open my legs, whisper "we 
have to be quiet..." I stroke Mike's cock in the 
darkness.

Jabulani climbs out of the bottom bunk, His body is 
hard against my back, his hands cup my breasts. His 
cock pushes against my buttocks. "Welcome Miss Sam" he 
whispers. "You sure are welcome. Just in time... even 
Mike's starting to look good." He picks me up in 
powerful arms like I'm a baby, lays me down on the top 
bunk next to Mike and climbs up to join us.

Their bodies are young, hard, beautiful. Their cocks 
are urgent, eager, demanding, tireless. In the 
darkness, I don't know who's doing what to me. In the 
darkness I don't care.

Above deck, the singing drones on.

The captain's wife, sweet Mabel
Does all that she is able
To give the crew their weekly screw
Under the galley table.

***

The next day in the middle of a snow storm I stroll 
through Toronto customs with a marvelous all-over tan 
and forty thousand untaxed American dollars tucked 
discreetly in my bra.

We're on the good ship Venus
By God, you should'a seen us
The figurehead is a whore in bed
And the mast a roaring penis.

END

(The Good Ship Venus is one chapter in a 109-chapter 
autobiography detailing my fascinating life between the 
sheets and other places. My story is true, except that 
some of the facts have been changed to make it more 
interesting. You may reach me at 
samanthachaborn@gmail.com)

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others outside a monogamous relationship. But it isn't
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