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Knocking Up Lesbians
by Poetcowboy (address withheld)

***

A man is rejected by a sperm bank and decides to start 
his own sort of sperm bank. Knocking up lesbians is the 
mission he is on. But that comes back to haunt him. 
(MF, preg)

***

She picked up the phone and called the number at the 
end of the ad which read - "Known donor available". Her 
woman partner was reluctant but she wanted a baby, damn 
it. The voice on the other end of the phone sounded 
pleasant and caring. He just wanted to help out a 
lesbian couple. 

Soon he was standing in their bathroom. This one was 
pink tile. Mary sat excitedly. She would be having a 
baby. Too bad he would not have a baby brother that it 
would be just him. John finished off and zipped up. 
This would be the third one this week. These little ads 
in various papers really worked, if only they knew how 
often he did this. 

The cup was handed over. He would be back in a month, 
if needed. They would invite him for dinner... yea, 
right. He headed off, mission accomplished. 

He had been fascinated with the king of Egypt, King 
Ramses II who was reported to have sired 1,000 kids. He 
wanted to beat the record. All time sire in the history 
of the world. Yea baby.

**

His job as a janitor was mundane. The fertility clinic 
where he worked was downtown. It was a crummy job, 
however, it had side benefits. Sometimes, at night, he 
would pour out the samples made by generous medical 
students and replace them with his own. Boys will be 
boys. 

Again, he was in a bathroom. This one with green tile 
and hideous curtains. The women we so excited. He 
filled the cup and zipped up. The cup was handed over 
and they would call. One way or another. 

**

Then the babies started coming. Some at the clinic and 
some around town. He was sometimes invited to come 
over. Sunday was his day to go see his babies. They all 
sort of looked the same. Many of the lesbians lived 
within a few blocks of each other. They were all in the 
same rainbow groups. He wondered if any of his kids 
would meet and marry each other. 

He purchased an old school bus and began fixing it up. 
Someday he would take all of his kids camping. 

He was standing in front of the judge. "I sentence you 
to pay $600 per month child support per child for all 
1,200 children. He woke up in a cold sweat. Yikes. What 
a dream.

END

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It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with
others outside a monogamous relationship. But it isn't
okay to *HAVE* unprotected sex with people other than
a trusted partner. 4-million people around the world 
contract HIV every year. You only have one body per 
lifetime, so take good care of it!
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