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New Lyrics 
by Ickric (ick_ric@yahoo.co.uk)

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Just a bit of fun, I thought I'd share some new lyrics 
to the fast food song (Pizza hut). See what you 
think!!!!

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Can I have a condom, please? 

Let's hump to the thump!! 

(Chorus) 
A filthy slut, a filthy slut 
A dirty old slapper and a filthy slut 
A filthy slut, a filthy slut 
A dirty old slapper and a filthy slut
A hand job, a blow job from 
A dirty old slapper and a filthy slut
A hand job, a blow job from 
A dirty old slapper and a filthy slut

You like it you love it 
You know you really want it 
The juices I smell
Whenever you're around 
I want it I need it 
Nothing else can beat it 
Hot and sexy 
Whenever I'm in town (mm mm) 

Enticing exciting 
Aroma so inviting 
And when it hits 
Me, I wanna take you home 

Trust me you must see 
Just what you're doing to me 
Driving me crazy 
Please sit upon my bone 
I think of you and lick my lips 
You've got the taste I can't resist 
Can't resist - can't resist 
Let's hump to the thump!!

(Repeat Chorus) 
Would you like me to cum? 

Anyone feeling saucy? 

You’re buttocks are baggy
And you’re tits are oh so saggy,
I’m chunky and hunky 
You keep coming back for more (Hot Dog!) 
Your taste all embraces 
You don’t mind which hole the place is 
Just savour the flavours 
After It’s been through your back door!

I think of you and lick my lips 
You've got a pair of tasty tits 
tasty tits tasty tits 
Let's hump to the thump!!

(Repeat Chorus) 
Does anyone fancy a shag? 
Shag
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh 
Shag ‘em to the left – Shag ‘em to the right - Let's 
shag
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh 

I think of you and lick my lips 
You've got a pair of tasty tits 
tasty tits tasty tits 
Let's hump to the thump!!

(Repeat)

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Please keep this story, and all erotic stories out of
the hands of children. They should be outside playing
in the sunshine, not thinking about adult situations.

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