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His Funky Valentine
by Rajah Dodger (rajahdodger@gmail.com)

***

Just because a man's out of town for Valentine's Day 
doesn't mean he can't get a treat from his wife. (MF)

***

Sales, thought Jeff, is hell. 

This insight into the universe came to him on the 8:00 
night flight to Chicago, a trip which had forced the 
cancellation of his annual Valentine's Day date with 
his wife. With their dual careers, it was hard enough 
to get time together for a quiet evening, much less a 
special occasion. Nancy was lecturing at an academic 
seminar and had arranged to be back home in time for 
Valentine's Day especially for him, so he was in a foul 
mood about leaving town. 

He arrived at the hotel late, and walked into his room 
to hear the phone ringing. He picked up the receiver 
and was surprised to hear his wife's voice. "How was 
your flight, darling?" He settled down on the bed 
removing his shoes as they chatted in the way of all 
married couples. "Have you opened your suitcase yet," 
she asked. He hadn't, and Nancy said she'd wait while 
he did so. When he looked through it, he found a small 
manila envelope neatly tucked under his things. 

Inside was a pair of small sheer white panties and a 
velcro circular strap. Coming back to the phone in 
puzzlement, he heard his wife's explanation. "Honey, I 
didn't want you to feel totally separated from me 
tomorrow, Valentine's Day and all, so I put those in 
for you to wear to work." Jeff's cock pulsed in his 
pants at the thought. "That way you'll have me with you 
all day long... Go on, smell them!" He lifted the thin 
material to his face, and did indeed smell the faint 
scent of his wife's musk. 

As an afterthought, he asked about the velcro ring. 
"Oh, that's something different I was thinking of. Tell 
you what, we can talk about it tomorrow after you 
finish your meetings." The rest of the phone call was 
brief, intense, and definitely no substitute for having 
his wife in his arms. Afterward, despite masturbating 
in the bathroom, Jeff still had an erection as he went 
to sleep. The thought of walking around with his wife's 
panties on was just too kinky to put out of his mind. 

The sales meetings the next day were torture. The 
panties were far too small for him to wear; he had to 
position his cock carefully at an angle so it didn't 
keep popping up out of the waistband. The feeling of 
the material along his shaft kept him in a perpetual 
state of erection, and he had to walk with particular 
care since two of the key client contacts were women. 

Finally, however, the last of the meetings was over and 
he was riding in a taxi back to the hotel, a signed 
contract in his briefcase. He was looking forward to 
getting into his hotel room and stripping off his 
clothes; he'd come close twice during the day to coming 
in his pants. 

The first thing he had to do, though, was check his 
email. Along with the double-handful of missives from 
the office there was a note from Janet. He opened that 
first, and found a brief and cryptic note: "I know what 
you want, husband dear, but keep your hands off 
yourself for now. I decided I want you to put on the 
cock ring, and wait for my call. Love, Nancy." 

Letting his office mail wait unread, Jeff hurried to 
get out of his business clothes. He stood, briefly 
admiring the prominent bulge in his wife's panties, 
then skinned them down and off as well. His cock bobbed 
heavily in the air ahead of him as he went to fetch the 
velcro strap. 

It took only moments to secure it tightly around the 
base of his shaft. He debated putting the panties back 
on, but decided that given his excited state that might 
be just too much to deal with. He finished dealing with 
his mail while sitting splay-legged on the chair at the 
room's working desk, his cock bobbing upward and making 
it hard to focus on the niggling requests from the 
office staff. 

The phone rang just as he closed the last of the 
emails, and he lifted the receiver to hear his wife's 
voice saying "Happy Valentine's Day, honey! Did you 
enjoy my present?" Jeff told her in great and loving 
detail about just how much he enjoyed it, including the 
intricate contortions he had taken at times so his 
erection wouldn't be completely apparent. 

She urged him to tell her every detail, especially 
about how his cock felt in her panties. Her voice 
sounded progressively more husky as he recalled all the 
ways the silk had teased and tormented him that day. He 
reached down as they talked and started to stroke his 
cock, her voice and their discussion making him need to 
cum soon. 

Suddenly there was a knock at the door, followed by a 
voice calling out "Room Service!" His wife on the phone 
asked him what the deal was, and he told her in no 
uncertain terms what he thought about being interrupted 
when he hadn't ordered anything. "Of course you didn't 
order anything, you lovely idiot! I called it in for 
you for our Valentine's dinner! Go throw a robe on, for 
pete's sake, I'll hold on." 

Grumbling, Jeff made his way to the bathroom to grab 
the hotel robe, and opened the door a crack. 

Instead of some anonymous hotel employee, the person 
outside his door was his own wife Nancy, wearing a full 
length mink coat, diamond earrings, and glossy black 
heels. "But you're..." Words failed him as he looked 
back at the hotel phone. Nancy grinned at him, and 
pulled a cell phone from one pocket of the coat. 
"Aren't you going to invite me in, dear?" Without 
waiting for an answer, she strode through the door, 
pulling it shut behind her. "Lock that, will you?" 

When Jeff finished throwing the bolt, he turned around 
to see his wife gloriously nude except for her heels, 
nipples swollen, one hand toying in the short curls 
atop her mound. "Get on that bed," she demanded, and he 
rushed to comply. She climbed up on the bed and stood 
over him, one foot on either side of his waist. He 
could see her labia gleaming damply, and his cock 
jerked and pulsed from the need for her. 

With little wasted time, Nancy sank to her knees, 
grabbing his stiff cock and rubbing the head against 
her opening, teasing both of them. With a moan of pure 
sex, she gripped him by the root and dropped her weight 
onto him, stopping only when her thighs slapped against 
his and his cock was totally embedded inside her. "Oh 
gawd..." she mewled, and she came almost immediately, 
her nails raking across his chest as she quivered and 
clenched down again and again on his cock, the hot 
flesh kept swollen and thick inside her by the strip of 
velcro. 

For his part, Jeff was thrusting his hips upward 
raggedly, trying to get past that barrier holding his 
balls in check. Finally, almost as an afterthought, 
Nancy reached down and pulled the strap loose. With a 
hoarse roar, Jeff lifted his wife up off the bed with 
the force of his arching hips, his balls convulsing as 
his pent-up explosion filled her to overflowing, their 
mingled juices running down between his legs to soak 
the sheets. 

As he sank back into the bed, his wife rested on top of 
him, still holding his cock inside her, and breathed 
into his ear, "Happy Valentine's Day, darling!" 

END

Completed 2003-08-19

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