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Mexican Humping Beans
by Jafar (ogre@securenym.net)
Proofed by AB-2006
***
A guy goes south of the border and brings back something
that makes the ladies go wild. (MF, drugs)
***
"Do you expect me to believe this, Melvin?" Professor
Leticia Hollandaise asked as she stabbed the rest of
her salad with her fork then delicately bit and chewed
it up.
"Uhm, yes, ma'am." She was perfect, Melvin thought as
he gazed at his teacher. Her sharp eyes were electric
blue with flecks of iridescent green, her full lips
were so red that it was painful to not lean over and
kiss them, her...
"Then you are a foolish, foolish boy."
Her cruel tongue was the castrating snake that thwarted
every suitor. Her tongue and that dazzling personality
of hers too, of course. She was Arlington Campus's
leading contender for Bitch of the Millennium. She was
a culinary professor, with a specialty of "fricasseed
ball of faculty", although she seemed to be
experimenting with a "diced student testicle in a blood
sauce".
Professor Hollandaise swallowed one of the three low
calorie chocolate cream cheese treats she had brought
in for lunch today, then pulled a strand of her golden
blonde hair back behind her ear. "Let me make sure I
have this fable of yours straight, Melvin. You say you
went to Mexico, then hunted around every back alley
that you needed to until you finally found a bruja. You
offered her your life savings for an aphrodisiac, and
she gave you some of these... 'Mexican humping beans'.
Do I have this tale right so far?"
"Yes... ma'am."
She chuckled, her laughter the little silver tinkle of
glass bells. "Well, that makes you no better than
those barely pubescent teen boys, their faces all
pussed up with acne, looking for some magic spell that
will get them sex without all the shame and humiliation
of having to learn how to relate to their partner as an
adult. Now, doesn't it, Melvin?"
"Uhm..."
"And you desperately needed to tell me this little
fantasy, to consume the time from my lunch break,
because..." She waved her fork around in little
circles, waiting.
"Well, I... need your expertise, Professor. I'd like to
fix these little beans for some of my friends, and I
wanted your advice on what dishes to prepare them
with."
"What... dishes... to prepare them with." Her revulsion
clearly showed on her pretty face. "So, Melvin, you are
asking me to be your... accomplice... in a series of
heinous felonies." She stabbed the fork down onto the
plate. "Because that is exactly what you are plotting
here. Involuntarily drugging unsuspecting victims so
that you can rape them. Do you comprehend the severity
of what it is that you are talking about? These crimes.
Do you?"
"It's not rape if it's voluntary..."
"Melvin, depending on the drug, it may be a felony even
if you both voluntarily want to get high on it."
"No, it's not like that. I just want to have a good
time with..." He pulled up and opened the paper bag
beside him. "I already bought some outfits for us
to..." He pulled a tiny pink satin piece of lingerie
out. "We'll just have some fun and..."
"Melvin, there is NO fun in RAPING someone!" She threw
her fork at the plate, where it hit, then clanged out.
"I thought that even if you weren't a shining example
of humanity, at least you were a decent human being.
But there's just no telling sometimes, is there?"
"But..."
Her cell phone rang just then. She held up an index
finger to pause him, then answered her phone. "Yes? Oh,
hi, honey. Yes. Hold on just a moment, please." She
held her hand over the mouthpiece of the phone.
"Melvin, please step right outside for a moment while I
speak with my fiancée. Do not leave, we need to finish
this discussion as soon as I'm done. Thank you."
Melvin stood and walked towards the doorway.
"Melvin," the pretty professor called before he stepped
out, wrinkling her nose, "Do you smell almonds?"
Melvin smiled. "Why, no ma'am."
"Then please step outside a couple minutes." She waited
until the student was in the hall, then removed her
hand from the mouthpiece and began chatting.
Melvin stood outside the door while Ms Hollandaise's
voice danced quietly inside the room, and he smiled. He
had crushed three of the beans and sprinkled one on
each of the cream cheese treats that she had brought in
when she wasn't looking. And the bruja had said, "When
they smell almond."
After a minute or two, her melodious voice called,
"Melvin... please come back in here."
He stepped back inside and noticed that her cheeks were
slightly flushed.
"Where were we?" she asked, twirling a strand of hair
around her finger. "Oh, yes, preparing a dish for you."
She went to the refrigerator and pulled two eggs and a
carrot. She washed the carrot, then pared the rind off.
"Melvin..."
He looked up at his professor, and she slowly ran her
tongue around her lips. "Have I ever... shown... you
how far back I can take a long... hard... thick
thing?"
"No... no, ma'am."
She smiled, then brought the carrot to her lips, where
she lightly tongued the tip, then ran her tongue more
vigorously around the head. She moved the tip in a
circle around her lips, then inserted it in her mouth,
taking it back farther, farther, until she had nearly
the entire length of the vegetable in her mouth and
throat. Slowly, she pulled it back out, then smiled.
"Mmmm, that's almost as good as swallowing a cock."
Melvin stared dumbfounded at his prim, bitchy teacher.
Wow! These little beans really WORKED!
"Long... hard... things just make me... JUICE...
myself..."
"Wow, Ms Hollandaise..."
"Call me Leticia, Melvin. And... does it get you all...
stiff and hard... when hot... spicy... filthy... words
come... splattering .. out of my soft, sweet...
delicate mouth?"
Melvin nodded vehemently.
She smiled. "Good. Now... we were working on your
dish." She cracked the first egg open, then held it
high and poured it onto her bosoms. "Oops." She
brought her hands to her breasts, then rubbed it into
her blouse. "Silly me! All I've done is make a mess
here."
She picked up the second egg and winked at him. "Let's
see if I can do any better with this one." She cracked
it, then pulled the front of her blouse forward and
poured the contents down her chest inside the garment.
"Oops again! I just don't know what's the matter with
me. Maybe it's the proximity of your cock, making me
all hot and nervous."
"Well, we need to get you out of those wet, soiled
clothes, Leticia. I have some lingerie in the bag."
"Yes, hand me the bag." She began unbuttoning her
blouse, giving Melvin a glimpse of her glazed bra-
covered boobs when he turned around with the paper bag.
"Ah-ah," she said, wagging a finger, "Can't see
teacher's tits naked, Melvin. Please turn around.
Melvin turned his back to her, but kept looking over
his shoulder as she unsnapped and removed her bra, then
her skirt and panties. "Hmmm .. I can't afford to soil,
my new clothing before I even get into it. Melvin, I'm
going to need your assistance."
Melvin turned around, grateful for the chance to be
helpful and was greeted to Ms Hollandaise's delectable
body wearing just high-heeled shoes. "How may I help?"
"Well, I have this egg-gunk all over my breasts, and I
don't want to get it on the new outfit that I'm getting
ready to put on, so... would you mind licking it off
me with your hot filthy tongue? Hmmm, little boy?"
Fuck salmonella! Melvin dove in and began lapping with
much more enthusiasm and tongue action than was really
necessary. Leticia giggled and let him continue in his
eagerness.
He soon had worked his way down her flat abdomen to her
crotch, just in case any of the yolk had gotten all the
way down there.
"Oh, Melvin!" she pressed his face to her pussy.
"You're making my TOES CURL!"
"Mmmm! (slurp) God, you're wet down here, (slurp)
Leticia!"
"Oh, Melvin, I shouldn't be telling this to a student,
but I have always been an over-enthusiastic lubricator!
If I just SEE a hot man, I JUICE myself! And when
someone tongues my clitty like you're doing -- Oh FUCK!
Just drink me, Melvin! Just lap me UP! Oh, BABY!
Nnnngg!"
After a few minutes of his wet lapping, Leticia pulled
Melvin up. "Jism! I just gotta have your jism now,
Melvin!" She sank to her knees, undid his pants and
pulled them down, then frantically slurped his cock
into her throat. "Nnngg!" she moaned around the prick
in her neck.
Melvin earnestly wanted to hold out longer than 30
seconds of fellatio,
but the very idea of his cold, frigid bitchy teacher
eagerly sucking
his cock like a slutty whore, combined with her
talented throat muscles, (when did the woman BREATHE?!)
brought him quicker than he was ready.
"Oh, fuck!" he moaned, grabbing the back of her head
and her shoulder and pressing her at his crotch. He
felt her body spasming with orgasm as well.
When he was gasping for air afterwards, he felt like
he'd lost a quart of fluid to the frigid-steaming
bitch-whore, and he said so.
"Oh fuck! Melvin! I can't... even... think straight...
I-I'm still... CUMMING!" she gasped as she writhed on
the floor. After five minutes, her spasming seemed to
be trailing off, though her leg still twitched
periodically and the grin she had on her face was very
wide and sated. She stretched, reaching her arms up
above her head. "Oh FUCK, Melvin! You've gone and made
teacher cum so mother-fucking hard that I think I'm
spoiled against all other men now! HOW did you DO that
to me?!"
In mid-stretch, she squealed with another jolt of
pleasure, "OH!" and reached to her crotch. "My pussy!
You've charged her up so much that she's STILL
twitching for you, you bad boy! Oh FUCK, Melvin! Can we
go at it AGAIN?! Please?!"
"I'm getting there, Leticia, but I need just another
couple minutes."
"Oh, foo, Melvin! Well, hurry up, then." She spread her
legs wide and inserted two of her own fingers up her
cunt while she thumbed her clitoris. "Just hurry! I
NEED you!"
Melvin leaned back and watched this prim bitch frig
herself, and a smile grew on his face.
"Oh, Melvin! You little prick!" she complained, still
fingering herself, "You just wanted to watch teacher
stick her own fingers up her hole, didn't you?! Well,
get a good look, you bad boy! And know that I'm
suffering because I don't have YOU up inside me, you
little sonofabitch!" After another minute, she pulled
her fingers out. "Oh, fuck it!" She got on her hands
and knees and crawled to Melvin. "You HAVE to be ready
for me now!" He was already erect, so she straddled his
lap and sank down onto him. "Oooooh! YESSSS!!" she
moaned as she bounced on her student's cock.
"Wow, woman! Your pussy is drooling so much that it
feels like you're PISSING on me!"
"Oh, just FUCK me, Melvin! Fuck me!"
"Ssshhhh!" he suddenly hushed her sharply.
"Whaaaaat? I wanna fuuuuuuck!" She wriggled her pelvis
in his lap.
"Hush!" Melvin strained his ears and heard voices in
the hallway.
"Shit!" he whispered. "Up! Up!"
"Meeeelvin! I wanna fuck!"
He got her standing, grabbed his pants and headed with
her for the back of the room, behind the dish cabinets.
"But, Melv...mmmphth!"
He pushed his cock into her mouth to pacify her and
keep her quiet.
In the front part of the room, two men entered. Melvin
recognized them by their voices -- Dean Chiz and
Regent Milan.
"Well, she's not in here, Ward," Dean Chiz spoke. "I
will have words with her about this later. This is
supposed to be one of her office hours."
"Oh, find out her excuse first. She may have been
called away on an emergency."
"It's still damned inconvenient. We need her input for
the case against these two students."
"It won't make much difference anyway. Their fates are
already decided."
"Really? What do you plan to do with them?"
"What else CAN we do? They were caught kissing in the
classroom during one of the cooking labs. We have to
expel them. There is just no way we can tolerate such
behaviors. Besides, it's unsanitary."
"But what about further civil or criminal charges?"
"Oh, don't get all worked up about that, Kareem. We
won't be following up with any of that."
"But..."
"It's just not practical. In today's permissive
environment, you can't make such charges stick."
"But can't we..."
In the back, Melvin stifled a moan as he fed thick
pearly juice to his teacher. His knees nearly gave out
as he trembled and gave up his load, but he made not a
sound.
That's why he nearly strangled when Letitia sighed her
appreciation. "Mmmmm!"
In the front of the room, Dean Chiz's head jerked
towards the back. Did you-- did you hear something from
behind the cabinets, Ward?"
"Hear something?"
"Like a sigh or a moan or something!"
Meanwhile in the back, Melvin yanked the pretty blonde
teacher to her feet, holding a finger to his lips to
hint that she should be quiet. Then he quietly opened
the rear door, and the two stepped naked out into the
hallway, closing the door behind themselves just as the
two administrators came to the back of the room,
searching for the source of the sound.
Melvin took her hand and pulled her up the hall and
around a corner. The new hallway was empty, so Melvin
took a moment to pull on the pants he had brought with
him.
"Oh, Melvin," Leticia exclaimed. "It feels so NAUGHTY,
walking these halls of higher education NAKED! With SEX
JUICES dripping down both my thighs!"
Leticia presented a nude problem until he could get
back into the classroom to get her clothes.
"Oh, come on, Melvin! Let's fuck again!"
A door ajar to a janitorial closet caught Melvin's eye.
No, he couldn't do that.
"MELVIN!" she whined, reaching for him. "FUCK ME! NOW!"
He just couldn't.
"Melvin! If you don't fuck me, there are two cocks
right up the hall that will be more than happy to shoot
their pricks off inside a cum-hungry lady!"
Melvin yanked open the closet door, shoved the whining
whore inside, then pulled the door shut and locked it.
"I just need to get your clothes, Tish, and I'll be
right back to let you out," he told her through the
door.
"MELVIN!"
Homepage: www.asstr.org/~Jafar/
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