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Mexican Humping Beans
by Jafar (ogre@securenym.net)
Proofed by AB-2006

***

A guy goes south of the border and brings back something 
that makes the ladies go wild. (MF, drugs)

***

"Do you expect me to believe this, Melvin?" Professor 
Leticia Hollandaise asked as she stabbed the rest of 
her salad with her fork then delicately bit and chewed 
it up. 

"Uhm, yes, ma'am." She was perfect, Melvin thought as 
he gazed at his teacher. Her sharp eyes were electric 
blue with flecks of iridescent green, her full lips 
were so red that it was painful to not lean over and 
kiss them, her... 

"Then you are a foolish, foolish boy." 

Her cruel tongue was the castrating snake that thwarted 
every suitor.  Her tongue and that dazzling personality 
of hers too, of course. She was Arlington Campus's 
leading contender for Bitch of the Millennium.  She was 
a culinary professor, with a specialty of "fricasseed 
ball of faculty", although she seemed to be 
experimenting with a "diced student testicle in a blood 
sauce". 

Professor Hollandaise swallowed one of the three low 
calorie chocolate cream cheese treats she had brought 
in for lunch today, then pulled a strand of her golden 
blonde hair back behind her ear. "Let me make sure I 
have this fable of yours straight, Melvin. You say you 
went to Mexico, then hunted around every back alley 
that you needed to until you finally found a bruja. You 
offered her your life savings for an aphrodisiac, and 
she gave you some of these... 'Mexican humping beans'. 
Do I have this tale right so far?" 

"Yes... ma'am." 

She chuckled, her laughter the little silver tinkle of 
glass bells.  "Well, that makes you no better than 
those barely pubescent teen boys, their faces all 
pussed up with acne, looking for some magic spell that 
will get them sex without all the shame and humiliation 
of having to learn how to relate to their partner as an 
adult. Now, doesn't it, Melvin?" 

"Uhm..." 

"And you desperately needed to tell me this little 
fantasy, to consume the time from my lunch break, 
because..." She waved her fork around in little 
circles, waiting. 

"Well, I... need your expertise, Professor. I'd like to 
fix these little beans for some of my friends, and I 
wanted your advice on what dishes to prepare them 
with." 

"What... dishes... to prepare them with." Her revulsion 
clearly showed on her pretty face. "So, Melvin, you are 
asking me to be your... accomplice... in a series of 
heinous felonies." She stabbed the fork down onto the 
plate. "Because that is exactly what you are plotting 
here. Involuntarily drugging unsuspecting victims so 
that you can rape them. Do you comprehend the severity 
of what it is that you are talking about? These crimes. 
Do you?" 

"It's not rape if it's voluntary..." 

"Melvin, depending on the drug, it may be a felony even 
if you both voluntarily want to get high on it." 

"No, it's not like that. I just want to have a good 
time with..." He pulled up and opened the paper bag 
beside him. "I already bought some outfits for us 
to..." He pulled a tiny pink satin piece of lingerie 
out. "We'll just have some fun and..." 

"Melvin, there is NO fun in RAPING someone!" She threw 
her fork at the plate, where it hit, then clanged out. 
"I thought that even if you weren't a shining example 
of humanity, at least you were a decent human being. 
But there's just no telling sometimes, is there?" 

"But..." 

Her cell phone rang just then. She held up an index 
finger to pause him, then answered her phone. "Yes? Oh, 
hi, honey. Yes. Hold on just a moment, please." She 
held her hand over the mouthpiece of the phone.  
"Melvin, please step right outside for a moment while I 
speak with my fiancée. Do not leave, we need to finish 
this discussion as soon as I'm done. Thank you." 

Melvin stood and walked towards the doorway. 

"Melvin," the pretty professor called before he stepped 
out, wrinkling her nose, "Do you smell almonds?" 

Melvin smiled. "Why, no ma'am." 

"Then please step outside a couple minutes." She waited 
until the student was in the hall, then removed her 
hand from the mouthpiece and began chatting. 

Melvin stood outside the door while Ms Hollandaise's 
voice danced quietly inside the room, and he smiled. He 
had crushed three of the beans and sprinkled one on 
each of the cream cheese treats that she had brought in 
when she wasn't looking. And the bruja had said, "When 
they smell almond." 

After a minute or two, her melodious voice called, 
"Melvin... please come back in here." 

He stepped back inside and noticed that her cheeks were 
slightly flushed. 

"Where were we?" she asked, twirling a strand of hair 
around her finger. "Oh, yes, preparing a dish for you." 
She went to the refrigerator and pulled two eggs and a 
carrot. She washed the carrot, then pared the rind off. 

"Melvin..." 

He looked up at his professor, and she slowly ran her 
tongue around her lips. "Have I ever... shown... you 
how far back I can take a long...  hard... thick 
thing?" 

"No... no, ma'am." 

She smiled, then brought the carrot to her lips, where 
she lightly tongued the tip, then ran her tongue more 
vigorously around the head.  She moved the tip in a 
circle around her lips, then inserted it in her mouth, 
taking it back farther, farther, until she had nearly 
the entire length of the vegetable in her mouth and 
throat. Slowly, she pulled it back out, then smiled. 
"Mmmm, that's almost as good as swallowing a cock." 

Melvin stared dumbfounded at his prim, bitchy teacher. 
Wow! These little beans really WORKED! 

"Long... hard... things just make me... JUICE... 
myself..." 

"Wow, Ms Hollandaise..." 

"Call me Leticia, Melvin. And... does it get you all... 
stiff and hard... when hot... spicy... filthy... words 
come... splattering .. out of my soft, sweet... 
delicate mouth?" 

Melvin nodded vehemently. 

She smiled. "Good. Now... we were working on your 
dish." She cracked the first egg open, then held it 
high and poured it onto her bosoms.  "Oops." She 
brought her hands to her breasts, then rubbed it into 
her blouse. "Silly me! All I've done is make a mess 
here." 

She picked up the second egg and winked at him. "Let's 
see if I can do any better with this one." She cracked 
it, then pulled the front of her blouse forward and 
poured the contents down her chest inside the garment. 
"Oops again! I just don't know what's the matter with 
me.  Maybe it's the proximity of your cock, making me 
all hot and nervous." 

"Well, we need to get you out of those wet, soiled 
clothes, Leticia. I have some lingerie in the bag." 

"Yes, hand me the bag." She began unbuttoning her 
blouse, giving Melvin a glimpse of her glazed bra-
covered boobs when he turned around with the paper bag. 
"Ah-ah," she said, wagging a finger, "Can't see 
teacher's tits naked, Melvin. Please turn around. 

Melvin turned his back to her, but kept looking over 
his shoulder as she unsnapped and removed her bra, then 
her skirt and panties. "Hmmm .. I can't afford to soil, 
my new clothing before I even get into it.  Melvin, I'm 
going to need your assistance." 

Melvin turned around, grateful for the chance to be 
helpful and was greeted to Ms Hollandaise's delectable 
body wearing just high-heeled shoes. "How may I help?" 

"Well, I have this egg-gunk all over my breasts, and I 
don't want to get it on the new outfit that I'm getting 
ready to put on, so...  would you mind licking it off 
me with your hot filthy tongue? Hmmm, little boy?" 

Fuck salmonella! Melvin dove in and began lapping with 
much more enthusiasm and tongue action than was really 
necessary. Leticia giggled and let him continue in his 
eagerness. 

He soon had worked his way down her flat abdomen to her 
crotch, just in case any of the yolk had gotten all the 
way down there. 

"Oh, Melvin!" she pressed his face to her pussy. 
"You're making my TOES CURL!" 

"Mmmm! (slurp) God, you're wet down here, (slurp) 
Leticia!" 

"Oh, Melvin, I shouldn't be telling this to a student, 
but I have always been an over-enthusiastic lubricator! 
If I just SEE a hot man, I JUICE myself! And when 
someone tongues my clitty like you're doing -- Oh FUCK! 
Just drink me, Melvin! Just lap me UP! Oh, BABY! 
Nnnngg!" 

After a few minutes of his wet lapping, Leticia pulled 
Melvin up.  "Jism! I just gotta have your jism now, 
Melvin!" She sank to her knees, undid his pants and 
pulled them down, then frantically slurped his cock 
into her throat. "Nnngg!" she moaned around the prick 
in her neck. 

Melvin earnestly wanted to hold out longer than 30 
seconds of fellatio, 
but the very idea of his cold, frigid bitchy teacher 
eagerly sucking 
his cock like a slutty whore, combined with her 
talented throat muscles, (when did the woman BREATHE?!) 
brought him quicker than he was ready. 

"Oh, fuck!" he moaned, grabbing the back of her head 
and her shoulder and pressing her at his crotch. He 
felt her body spasming with orgasm as well. 

When he was gasping for air afterwards, he felt like 
he'd lost a quart of fluid to the frigid-steaming 
bitch-whore, and he said so. 

"Oh fuck! Melvin! I can't... even... think straight... 
I-I'm still... CUMMING!" she gasped as she writhed on 
the floor. After five minutes, her spasming seemed to 
be trailing off, though her leg still twitched 
periodically and the grin she had on her face was very 
wide and sated. She stretched, reaching her arms up 
above her head. "Oh FUCK, Melvin! You've gone and made 
teacher cum so mother-fucking hard that I think I'm 
spoiled against all other men now!  HOW did you DO that 
to me?!" 

In mid-stretch, she squealed with another jolt of 
pleasure, "OH!" and reached to her crotch. "My pussy! 
You've charged her up so much that she's STILL 
twitching for you, you bad boy! Oh FUCK, Melvin! Can we 
go at it AGAIN?! Please?!" 

"I'm getting there, Leticia, but I need just another 
couple minutes." 

"Oh, foo, Melvin! Well, hurry up, then." She spread her 
legs wide and inserted two of her own fingers up her 
cunt while she thumbed her clitoris. "Just hurry! I 
NEED you!" 

Melvin leaned back and watched this prim bitch frig 
herself, and a smile grew on his face. 

"Oh, Melvin! You little prick!" she complained, still 
fingering herself, "You just wanted to watch teacher 
stick her own fingers up her hole, didn't you?! Well, 
get a good look, you bad boy! And know that I'm 
suffering because I don't have YOU up inside me, you 
little sonofabitch!" After another minute, she pulled 
her fingers out. "Oh, fuck it!" She got on her hands 
and knees and crawled to Melvin. "You HAVE to be ready 
for me now!" He was already erect, so she straddled his 
lap and sank down onto him.  "Oooooh! YESSSS!!" she 
moaned as she bounced on her student's cock. 

"Wow, woman! Your pussy is drooling so much that it 
feels like you're PISSING on me!" 

"Oh, just FUCK me, Melvin! Fuck me!" 

"Ssshhhh!" he suddenly hushed her sharply. 

"Whaaaaat? I wanna fuuuuuuck!" She wriggled her pelvis 
in his lap. 

"Hush!" Melvin strained his ears and heard voices in 
the hallway. 
"Shit!" he whispered. "Up! Up!" 

"Meeeelvin! I wanna fuck!" 

He got her standing, grabbed his pants and headed with 
her for the back of the room, behind the dish cabinets. 

"But, Melv...mmmphth!" 

He pushed his cock into her mouth to pacify her and 
keep her quiet. 

In the front part of the room, two men entered. Melvin 
recognized them by their voices --  Dean Chiz and 
Regent Milan. 

"Well, she's not in here, Ward," Dean Chiz spoke. "I 
will have words with her about this later. This is 
supposed to be one of her office hours." 

"Oh, find out her excuse first. She may have been 
called away on an emergency." 

"It's still damned inconvenient. We need her input for 
the case against these two students." 

"It won't make much difference anyway. Their fates are 
already decided." 

"Really? What do you plan to do with them?" 

"What else CAN we do? They were caught kissing in the 
classroom during one of the cooking labs. We have to 
expel them. There is just no way we can tolerate such 
behaviors. Besides, it's unsanitary." 

"But what about further civil or criminal charges?" 

"Oh, don't get all worked up about that, Kareem. We 
won't be following up with any of that." 

"But..." 

"It's just not practical. In today's permissive 
environment, you can't make such charges stick." 

"But can't we..." 

In the back, Melvin stifled a moan as he fed thick 
pearly juice to his teacher. His knees nearly gave out 
as he trembled and gave up his load, but he made not a 
sound. 

That's why he nearly strangled when Letitia sighed her 
appreciation. "Mmmmm!" 

In the front of the room, Dean Chiz's head jerked 
towards the back. Did you-- did you hear something from 
behind the cabinets, Ward?" 

"Hear something?" 

"Like a sigh or a moan or something!" 

Meanwhile in the back, Melvin yanked the pretty blonde 
teacher to her feet, holding a finger to his lips to 
hint that she should be quiet.  Then he quietly opened 
the rear door, and the two stepped naked out into the 
hallway, closing the door behind themselves just as the 
two administrators came to the back of the room, 
searching for the source of the sound. 

Melvin took her hand and pulled her up the hall and 
around a corner.  The new hallway was empty, so Melvin 
took a moment to pull on the pants he had brought with 
him. 

"Oh, Melvin," Leticia exclaimed. "It feels so NAUGHTY, 
walking these halls of higher education NAKED! With SEX 
JUICES dripping down both my thighs!" 

Leticia presented a nude problem until he could get 
back into the classroom to get her clothes. 

"Oh, come on, Melvin! Let's fuck again!" 

A door ajar to a janitorial closet caught Melvin's eye. 
No, he couldn't do that. 

"MELVIN!" she whined, reaching for him. "FUCK ME! NOW!" 

He just couldn't. 

"Melvin! If you don't fuck me, there are two cocks 
right up the hall that will be more than happy to shoot 
their pricks off inside a cum-hungry lady!" 

Melvin yanked open the closet door, shoved the whining 
whore inside, then pulled the door shut and locked it. 
"I just need to get your clothes, Tish, and I'll be 
right back to let you out," he told her through the 
door. 

"MELVIN!" 
 
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