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Farm Fresh Protein Shakes
by Jimmy James (i_wanna_be_a_slut@webtv.net)

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I had 3 male horses and when I began to have trouble 
with them. The vet said they were sexually frustrated 
and needed to get laid. So I began to jerk them off 
twice a day and collect their cum. (M/beast, mast, 
oral, anal)

***

I heard a knock at the door and found my friend Tommy 
on my doorstep. 

"Hey Tom what's up?" I queried about his unexpected 
appearance. 

"Nuthin, I was driving by and thought I would stop for 
a minute. See what you were getting into." he 
responded. 

"Cool, There's sodas in the fridge if you want." I said 
as I sat on the couch. 

I was shocked when he came out of the kitchen sniffing 
at a glass of what looked like thick chocolate milk. 

"What's this?" he asked. 

"Uhhh, I-it's a protein shake," I stammered. 

"Is it any good?" he asked. 

"I like them. I drink them all the time." I replied 
with a smile. "I just got that and put it in the 
fridge. It might still be warm. Do you want some Ice?" 

"No, this will be fine," he said. 

I rolled a joint and we sat and smoked and talked. He 
asked about the shakes. I told him that I just added 
chocolate to that batch to see how it would taste. I 
told him I was drinking the white cream shake. I then 
popped the top of my 22 ounce travel mug to show him. 
It was filled about 3/4 to the top with the white cream 
shake. We smoked, talked and drank our shakes. 

I asked Tommy if the chocolate was any good. He said it 
wasn't bad. I tasted his and he tasted mine. We both 
agreed, the chocolate was better. We finished the 
joint, Tommy finished his shake and took off. I took 
another big mouthful of my shake. Swished it around in 
my mouth and swallowed. 

I got up, grabbed Tommy's glass and giggled as I went 
to put it in the sink. I put it in the sink and laughed 
out loud. I couldn't believe what just happened. One 
thing was for sure, I was NEVER going to tell him. The 
truth was... Tommy just had a glass of horse cum! It 
went straight from the horses cock, to the pitcher, to 
my refrigerator. It was as fresh as it gets. It 
couldn't have been more than 15 minutes old. 

===

I have 3 male horses and when I began to have trouble 
with them, I called the vet. He came out, checked out 
the horses, I asked what was wrong. He then told me the 
strangest thing. I'll never forget it. He told me they 
were coming of age and were sexually frustrated. I 
asked about it and he told me they need to get laid. If 
you can find a mare, let them get laid a few times and 
they'll calm right down. I thanked him and he went back 
to town. 

"Huh, they need to get laid? Where am I gonna find a 
mare for 3 males?" I thought about it all afternoon and 
all that night with no answer. In the morning I was 
getting ready for my shower and began to jack off like 
I often did. When the Idea hit me. "What if I just jerk 
them off? Maybe I wouldn't need a mare." 

In the shower I pondered the question. "How would a 
person go about jerking off a horse? I don't want to be 
stepped on trampled or kicked." I then thought about a 
milking stall. It was a closed in stall with an opening 
on the side to allow access as well and keep the cow 
from moving. I decided that might be best. I went to 
the barn and picked a stall by itself in the corner. I 
remodeled it to suit my purposes and brought in one of 
the horses. 

I was nervous as I put him into the stall, closed the 
gate and hitched him up. I grabbed a short stool and 
sat in front the hole in the side of the stall. I had 
no idea how to start. His cock was right there, just 
like I planned. I eyed his cock and balls and couldn't 
help but to admire it. I had seen horse cock often, but 
this was the first time I was looking at one closely. I 
reached out and caressed his balls. He jumped and 
whinnied nervously. 

They were huge! Each one was bigger than my fist! They 
were heavy too! His ball sack hardly had any hair on it 
either. It was just smooth soft skin. It felt so wild 
to have in my hand. I smiled as his cock began to grow. 
I grabbed his growing shaft and began to stroke it. It 
was so smooth and so soft in my hand. It was throbbing 
hard and growing fast. I could see thick veins bulging 
out and it had a fat head with a flat end. The end had 
bumps and bulges on it with a pee hole that looked big 
enough to put my pinky finger into. 

I grabbed the head with the other hand and squeezed it 
a bit. It was soft and spongy, the edges of it folded 
over flat while the face of it rubbed against my palm. 
I could feel the blood rushing through the shaft as I 
continued to stoke it and squeeze the head. Before too 
long, there was a spurt against my palm and felt a 
gooey slippery fluid lubricate the space between the 
face of his cock and my palm. 

I was shocked and jumped, but smiled when I looked and 
saw white drops fall to the floor. I kept rubbing the 
face of his cock with one hand and stroking his cock 
with the other. His cock was fully extended now and it 
was as thick as my wrist and at least 16 or 18 inches 
long. Then came another small spurt of cum. It sprayed 
out from around my hand and dripped down my arm. "Holy 
Shit that was cool" I thought. 

I grabbed the throbbing shaft with both hands and began 
to stroke him hard. It was such a rush to squeeze his 
cock and feel the blood rushing through it. I watched 
as another small spurt shot out and splashed on the 
floor. That small spurt was more cum than I put out on 
my best day! Holy Shit! I was really starting to get 
into this! "How much cum does he got?" I wondered. I 
squeezed his cock and stroked him hard and fast. 

Every few seconds his cock would throb and a small 
stream of cum would shoot out. It was amazing. Each 
spurt was as big around as your finger and about six 
inches long. Then He Came!! I had never seen anything 
like it! Before or since. A thick white stream of cum 
poured out of his cock. It was like he was peeing cum. 
It was a continuous stream from his cock to the floor. 
Then it stopped for a second and it happened two more 
times. As amazing as that was, it was even more amazing 
to be hanging onto a horse cock while he was cumming. 
It jumped, It jerked, It throbbed, I could feel the cum 
squirting through it. It was down right hard to hold 
onto. It was the coolest thing I had ever seen or done. 
What a rush! I couldn't wait to do it again. I showed 
him out and brought in the next horse. 

I eagerly sat at my stool and started to play with his 
cock. It grew quickly and I rubbed the flat face of his 
cock vigorously. The first small spurt of cum squirted 
out and splashed everywhere. It was all over his belly, 
my pants, shoes and shirt, but it just covered my hand. 
I rubbed even harder while I stroked his big fat cock 
even faster. The next time I felt his cock throb, I let 
up the pressure and cum squirted hard into my palm. I 
smiled as I watched big white gobs of horse cum drip to 
the floor. 

I grabbed his shaft with both hands and started to give 
him the best hand job I could. When he came, it was 
just like the first horse. 3 or 4 thick streams all the 
way to the floor, then it would dribble out of his 
softening cock. I cupped my had under it and collected 
a good handful. I had tasted my own cum many times and 
wanted to try horse cum. So I brought it to my mouth 
and drank it. It was two full mouthfuls, it was gooey, 
warm, sticky and quite tasty, I thought. 

When I was 13 or 14 and much more flexible, I used to 
suck my own dick. I would sit on the toilet, get my 
dick hard, bend over and suck it until I came in my own 
mouth. I always liked that, I would get both views of a 
blowjob at the same time. I knew what it felt like to 
get a good BJ. Plus I knew what it was like to suck a 
guy's dick and have him cum in my mouth. 

I of course ALWAYS swallowed. I thought it was very 
cool. It was quick, clean and quiet. I would even go to 
the bathroom, suck myself off and come out and talk to 
people like nothing happed. So you know I was thinking 
"What's it like to have a horse cum in my mouth? I 
should find out." 

I showed in the next horse knowing I was gonna see if I 
could get him to cum in my mouth. I kicked the stool 
out of the way, climbed under him and started to play 
with his cock. When his cock was thick and hard, I 
grabbed just behind the head with one hand and pressed 
the flat face against my mouth. I was stroking fast and 
hard with the other. I was REALLY taken off guard. You 
have no idea what it's like to put a horse cock to your 
lips and look down a cock that size. It was just an 
unbelievable experience for me. 

When the first spurt came, it splashed against my 
tonsils and filled my mouth instantly. I greedily 
swallowed it down and thought about how cool that was. 
I was really getting into rubbing the face with my 
tongue when the second spurt came. It rushed into my 
mouth and dripped from the corners. I was getting 
turned on now. This was the most exhilarating and 
depraved thing I had ever imagined. The third and 
fourth spurts were every bit as good as the first two. 
I was getting ready for the next small spurt, when cum 
poured out of his cock like a pressure hose. 

I swallowed as fast as I could, but it was splashing 
everywhere. Then it stopped for a second and started 
again. I panicked and ducked my head. Cum splashed all 
over my forehead and face. By the time he was done I 
was covered in horse cum from head to toe. I gulped 
down as much as I could from his softening cock and put 
him out too. 

I walked back up to the house and smiled as I looked in 
the mirror. I was covered with horse cum. There were 
big white gobs in my hair, on my face and it covered my 
now soaking wet shirt. I stripped down and jerked off 
in the shower. 

That night I went into the barn, stripped nude and 
showed in the horses one by one. Their cocks were 
already half hard when I showed them into the stall. 

I crawled under them, jerked them off and used their 
cocks to hose my naked body with horse cum. I smeared 
it all over my body. I licked it up. I even used it as 
lubricant while I jacked off. I was having so much fun 
and I was so turned on. Who knew playing with horse 
cock could be so much fun? 

The next morning I went to the barn, stripped nude 
again and showed in the first horse. I crawled under 
him, jerked him off and hosed down my face and open 
mouth. I drank as much as I could catch. I used the 
rest to rub all over me. I stood in the light and 
admired the shine that wet horse cum gave my skin. I 
bent over and was rubbing it into my lewdly spread ass 
cheeks. When I thought, "I could have him hose down my 
ass with horse cum!" 

I showed in the next contestant, played with his cock 
and put it close to my ass as it began to spurt. I used 
the head of his cock to spread cum around my ass 
cheeks. Once they were properly coated with cum I began 
to rub the face his cock down the crack of my ass. I 
was pressing hard and rubbing vigorously when he began 
to cum. It rushed out and covered my back and ass in no 
time. I was running it back through my ass crack when 
it sprayed out again. When I passed it over my butt 
hole, it sprayed right inside me. I was shocked and 
jumped, so I couldn't get it back in time before he was 
done. 

I let in the next horse and had a huge hard on as I 
pushed his cock right up against my butt hole, hoping 
it would shoot inside me again. When the first spurt 
came it shot right inside me. "That was just fucking 
awesome!" I thought "I've got horse cum in my ass!" The 
next two spurts, right inside me. "This was so fucking 
cool. I had a horse cumming in my ass!" I felt his cock 
start to jump and knew he was about to cum. 

I stuffed it hard against my butt hole, as I got ready 
for the big stream. The horse flexed his hips and drove 
his cock into my tight cum slicked ass like it was 
nothing. My asshole screamed with pain and clamped down 
on his shaft right behind the bloated head. Then a huge 
stream of cum shot into my bowels. Then the second and 
third erupted inside me. 

I could feel the pressure as I was filled to 
overflowing. The cock head made an excellent cork. The 
pressure built and cum gurgled into my guts. It felt 
like gallons of thick warm horse cum was flooding into 
me. It was like a warm enema, but better, it was warm 
horse cum. 

I could feel his cock softening inside me and looked 
between my legs. I was shocked! There was cum dripping 
from my softening cock too! I had just had an orgasm 
from having a horse cock shoved into my ass and taking 
a sperm enema. 

"Holy Fucking Shit!" I thought. When his cock pulled 
out of me a big spurt of horse cum flew out and thick 
streams dribbled down my leg. I giggled, I was a sperm 
slut and got off on it! I did in fact REALLY enjoy it. 

Over the next few weeks, twice a day like clock work. I 
did every depraved thing I could think of to do with a 
horse cock. I played with it, I sucked on it, and I 
stuffed it in my ass. I could only get about four 
inches inside me, but the cum is what really turned me 
on. One day I used my big travel mug to catch as much 
cum as I could. Some splashed out but my 22 ounce cup 
was still nearly full. Holy shit!! now that was a cup-
O-sperm. I put the top on and spent the next hour 
sipping horse cum from my coffee mug. 

I rather enjoyed walking around sipping a cup of fresh 
warm horse cum. I was really beginning to like the 
taste of horse cum. It dawned on me I should collect it 
and drink it around the house. I dug out some long 
freezer bags and a rubber band. I put the bag on the 
end of his cock and used the rubber band to keep it in 
place while I jerked them off. It was perfect! 

The bag filled up without losing a drop. I took them 
off and tied them and brought them to the house. I bet 
I got a pint from each horse each time. Soon I had so 
much horse cum sitting around I didn't know what to do 
with it all. 

I would give myself sperm enemas and see how long I 
could hold it. I put a bunch in the tub and rolled 
around in it and jerked off, but mostly I drank it. I 
smeared it on toast, I mixed it half and half with my 
coffee in the morning, and I poured it over ice cream 
and drank it during the day. I would walk around all 
day swilling sperm. I thought it was great stuff. Plus 
it was my dirty little secret, I love to drink horse 
cum! 

I had just come back from the barn with 3 fresh bags. I 
filled my big travel mug, dumped the rest in a small 
pitcher, mixed in some chocolate and put it in the 
fridge. I gulped down two big mouthfuls of my horses' 
warm fresh ball juice and sat in the living room. 
That's when I heard Tommy's unexpected knock at the 
door. 

END

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This story was written as an adult fantasy. The author
does not condone the described behavior in real life.

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