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The Mushroom Thief
By Anonymous (address withheld)

***

A Hobbit story that probably shouldn't have been in the 
original book. (MF, beast, fantasy)

***

"Grip! Fang! Wolf! That's it, good boys!" called Farmer 
Maggot as he came down the dirt path. "That's it, don't 
let 'im move!" The ruddy-faced halfling walked up, 
carefully, to the three hounds. They all stood in a 
circle, growling and snarling at the prone figure on 
the ground. 

Maggot scowled. This was the third trespasser in as 
many days. First that black-cloaked Big Folk from 
foreign parts, then the visitors from Hobbiton, and now 
this. The figure tried to move, but stopped immediately 
when Grip gave out a loud "BARRK! Snarl!" barring his 
shiny white teeth.

Maggot looked down at the intruder, and noted the 
dress. She tried look up at him and Grip barked again. 
"Grip! Heel!" shouted the farmer. "Well, well, well, if 
it isn't Miss Dora Goodbody." 

The young halfling, in her tweens, definitely deserved 
her last name. Pretty enough in the face, with long 
brown hair, and a well-padded, "pleasingly plump" 
figure, the kind most halfling males lusted after. Her 
facial expression was one of obvious fear, for Grip had 
only backed off a little and still had his teeth 
barred. The other dogs also faced her down, just 
slightly less close.

"Please don't let him bite me, Farmer Maggot!" Dora 
begged. Maggot smiled; he had already noted the stolen 
mushrooms scattered on the ground. His best "love 
mushrooms", the rare aphrodesiacs that Maggot grew and 
sold quietly, mostly to rich dwarves visiting the Shire 
for "a little fun." Probably a "little fun" like Miss 
Goodbody.

"And what about my mushrooms, young lady? They's 
spoilt' now, they don't keep long once ya pick 'em. 
You're gonna have ta pay me back for those." drawled 
Maggot, grinning. He knew Dora wouldn't need much 
prompting; from the talk he'd heard the girl had 
"rolled in the hay" with most of the local male 
population, at one time or another. After thinking 
about it for a moment, she started to crawl on hands 
and knees towards him, but stopped when all three dogs 
started barking and snarling all at once.

"Heel! Fang! Wolf! Down, Grip! Heel!" ordered Maggot. 
The dogs backed away, and Dora resumed her crawl, 
stopping when her hands touched Maggot's feet.  She 
reached up and pressed her palm against his crotch. As 
she did so Fang pushed his snout underneath her dress 
and started sniffing. 

Dora paused just a moment, then started rubbing up and 
down on the bulge in Farmer Maggot's pants. A grin 
broke across the farmer's worn face. Suddenly she 
moaned hotly and pushed forward. Maggot could hear Fang 
licking and slurping between the girl's legs. 

Rumor had it that Dora usually didn't wear anything 
underneath her dress, and it looked like the rumors 
were true. Dora tried to push the dog away, but 
couldn't. Maggot waited and watched as Fang's red penis 
extended from its furry sheath. Then he placed both 
hands firmly on Dora's shoulders and smiled. "Fang! 
Mount!"

Dora mouthed a "No!" and tried to get up, but Maggot 
held her down as Fang moved around behind her. The dog 
raised his forelegs up and rested his body on Dora's 
back, shifting around to position his penis correctly. 
She gasped and squirmed when it found its target. Then 
Fang started thrusting, pushing his penis deeper with 
each stroke. 

With each one Dora moaned loudly, the large male organ 
(far bigger than most halfing penises) stretching her 
again and again, a pain and a pleasure at the same 
time. Soon Dora's sex was wet enough to let Fang's 
shaft slide in and out freely, and the dog pumped his 
bitch with eager abandon. Both were panting, though 
Dora's tongue wasn't hanging out like Fang's was. By 
now Farmer Maggot has his trousers down around his legs 
and was stroking himself, watching the show with a 
perverted leer. 

Dora's eyes squinted tightly shut as she squealed and 
bucked underneath the wildly-humping dog. Fang's 
thrusts quickened in pace. Every so often Dora's face 
would contort and she'd gasp or moan or wimper softly.  
Then Fang pushed all the way in and held there. Dora 
threw her head back and let out a long "Ooohhh!!" as 
she felt warm spurts of dog-cum flowing into her. 

Maggot followed his dog's lead and left a puddle of 
semen in the dust of the path. Fang licked Dora's 
cheek. She tried to get up but he growled in her ear, 
instinctively wanted to hold his penis inside her and 
tie with her.

"Fang! Heel!" shouted Maggot, pulling up his pants. 
"Heel, I said!" Fang reluctantly pulled out of Dora's 
sex and trotted off. The girl lay there for a minute or 
so, then got up herself and walked away wordlessly, 
still gasping a little from her ordeal. 

Farmer Maggot watched her leave as he gathered up the 
love mushrooms, grinning. Time to dry them and get them 
ready for sale.  They worked much better that way than 
when they were fresh. While he gathered up his almost-
stolen wares, one of Maggot's sons walked up.

"Was that Dora Goodbody walking off?"

"Yep. Had to set the dogs on her."

"Again?"

"Uh-huh. Sixth time in the last month. I'm beginning t' 
think the little hussy likes it!"

end

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