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More Fun With Dick And Jane
by Beating Off Bob (beatingoffbob@yahoo.com)
***
A humorous look at the way we wish Dick and Jane
stories would have been written when we were kids.
Written in the style of Dick and Jane, we get to see
them in their teenage years, when hormones flow. This
is satire, not stroke. (MF-teens, inc, 1st, humor,
preg)
***
See Dick.
Dick is fifteen and horny.
See Dick sneaking peeks at his father's Playboy
Magazine. All the pictures are so shiny and pretty. All
the women have such luscious tasty looking breasts.
See Dick's hand? It's in his pants. What's Dick doing?
He's rubbing his penis! Sometimes a penis is called a
cock. That's also what a rooster is called. Isn't that
funny? Sometimes a penis is also called a prick. That's
also what they call it when something pokes a hole in
your skin. Don't we have weird names for penises?
Rub Dick, rub!
It makes Dick feel good to rub his cock. See Dick
smile.
See Dick's penis? Dick has dropped his pants. Dick's
cock is long and hard. See Dick masturbate? Dick is
stroking his young prick very fast as he looks at the
pretty women in the magazine.
Stroke Dick, stroke!
See Dick's face screw up and get funny looking! Dick is
about to ejaculate. Sperm will come out of his cock and
squirt all over the place.
See Dick ejaculate! Sperm is coming out of his cock!
Ejaculate Dick, ejaculate!
Dick is making a terrible mess. Some of his sperm has
gotten on the pages of his father's magazine. Father
will be very unhappy when he finds the pages of his
Playboy all stuck together.
See Dick grab a Kleenex and clean up all his spunky
splatter? Dick is a good boy who doesn't want his
mother to be unhappy with him.
----
See Jane.
Jane is fifteen, just like Dick. But Jane is a girl.
Jane doesn't have a penis. Jane doesn't look at Playboy
magazine either. Jane looks at Seventeen magazine, at
all the young male movie stars. See Jane's eyes go
slightly out of focus? Jane is imagining Robby Benton,
the famous movie star, kissing Jane's plump soft lips.
See Jane squirm? Jane has a funny feeling between her
legs where she doesn't have a penis. That funny feeling
is in Jane's vagina. Another name for vagina is pussy.
Just like the kitty cat! Girls have pussies instead of
penises. Interestingly enough, a girl's pussy is
exactly the right size for a boy's prick to fit into.
It's kind of like how your hand fits right into your
mitten.
Squirm Jane, squirm!
See Jane in bed, with the lights out? Jane is getting
ready to go to sleep. Jane is still thinking about
Robby Benton.
See the covers moving where Jane's pussy is? That's
because Jane is rubbing her pussy, almost like when
Dick rubs his penis. Except Jane is sliding one of her
long slim fingers inside her pussy as she thinks about
Robby Benton kissing her.
Rub Jane, rub!
Hear Jane moan? It sounds like Jane is in pain. But
she's not in pain. Jane is having an orgasm. Orgasms
feel very nice and that's why Jane moans. Jane is very
happy when she has an orgasm.
----
See Dick.
Dick is outside his house peeking into the window. That
seems like a funny thing to do. Why would someone peek
through a window into a house where they live? It's
because Dick is peeking into Jane's bedroom. Jane is
Dick's sister. Jane is inside her bedroom, but her door
is closed, so Dick can't see into her room through the
door. This is why Dick has to peek through her bedroom
window.
Peek Dick, peek!
Uh Oh! See Dick masturbating again? This time he's
masturbating outside! What a funny place to masturbate.
That's because Jane is playing dress up in her room.
Jane has to take all her clothes off when she plays
dress up. She puts on one outfit and admires her curvy
young body in the mirror. Then she takes those clothes
off. That's called stripping. Then she puts on another
outfit. Jane can play this game for a long time.
Strip Jane, strip!
See the thoughtful look on Dick's face. Dick is
thinking very hard. Dick is thinking about what it
would feel like if he could fit his penis into Jane's
pussy. Dick is quite sure it would feel very good. Dick
is masturbating very fast now.
Masturbate Dick, masturbate!
See Dick ejaculate? Now he's making a mess on the side
of the house! He likes to masturbate as he watches his
naked sister and thinks about putting his penis in her
pussy. She's just as pretty as the women in Playboy
magazine. .
----
See Jane.
Jane is standing in the bathroom door. Why isn't Jane
going into the bathroom or coming out of the bathroom
instead of just standing in the door? That's because
Jane is peeking into the bathroom.
See Dick.
Dick is taking a shower in the bathroom. The water
feels good as it runs down his body.
See Dick masturbating? Dick sure masturbates a lot
doesn't he? Dick is still thinking about what it would
be like to put his cock in Jane's pussy.
Masturbate Dick, Masturbate!
See Jane watch her brother masturbate.
See Jane reach inside her robe and rub her pussy.
That's because when she looks at Dick's penis it makes
her pussy feel hot and itchy, just like when she thinks
about Robby Benton kissing her. Jane wishes it was
Robby Benson masturbating in the shower. She would
really love to see Robby Benton's cock. But her
brother's prick is just as interesting.
Rub Jane, rub!
See Dick ejaculate! See his spooge splatter all over
the side of the shower stall. See the water make it all
run down into the drain. This isn't nearly as messy.
Maybe Dick should masturbate in the shower all of the
time.
See Jane bite her lip? Hear Jane moan? We know what
that means, don't we. Jane is having another orgasm.
Jane has never seen sperm splattering all over the
place. Seeing sperm splatter all over the place has
made Jane have an orgasm. Having an orgasm is also
called cumming.
Cum Jane, cum!
See Jane backing up into the hallway. Jane is going to
her room. See the thoughtful look on Jane's face? Jane
is thinking about what that sperm might feel like. Jane
thinks it looks a little bit like Tapioca pudding. Jane
likes Tapioca pudding. Jane is also wondering if sperm
tastes as good as Tapioca pudding.
----
See Dick and Jane.
Dick and Jane are watching television. Lots of children
watch television.
What are Dick and Jane watching?
Dick and Jane are watching a video tape they found way
in the back of Mommy and Daddy's closet. It is a video
tape about their family. It is a video tape about their
aunt Jill and Uncle Bob and their mommy and their
daddy.
See what's on the video tape? Mommy and Daddy and Aunt
Jill and Uncle Bob are all naked on the video tape.
Mommy and Aunt Jill are on their knees. Mommy is taking
Uncle Bob's big hard prick into her mouth! Aunt Jill is
doing the same thing to Daddy! What a strange thing to
do!
See Uncle Bob smile.
See Daddy grin.
They are enjoying this very much.
Now what are they doing?
Daddy is putting his long hard cock inside Aunt Jill's
pussy. Aunt Jill seems to be very happy about this.
Uncle Bob is putting his long hard cock inside Mommy's
pussy. Mommy seems just as happy about this as Aunt
Jill.
See Daddy and Uncle Bob? They can't seem to make up
their minds. First they put their long hard cocks into
Mommy and Aunt Jill, and then they pull them back out.
Then in. Then out. Daddy and Uncle Bob must be very
confused. It's been five minutes now and they still
haven't decided whether they like being inside or
outside better.
See Dick and Jane watching the video? Their faces are
flushed. Their breathing is accelerated. Dick wishes he
could masturbate, but Jane is right there. Jane wishes
she could masturbate, but Dick is right there. This is
called a conundrum.
Now look at the video tape. Uncle Bob is sucking on
mommy's nipples like he was a little baby. Mommy seems
to like this very much too.
Hear Mommy and Daddy and Uncle Bob and Aunt Jill on the
video tape. They are using many bad words.
Aunt Jill is yelling "FUCK ME YOU BASTARD, FUCK ME
HARD!"
Mommy is Yelling "BOB , YOU'RE FUCKING ME SO GOOD ... I
LOVE YOU BOB!"
Daddy is fucking Aunt Jill!
Fuck Daddy, fuck!
Uncle Bob is fucking Mommy!
Fuck Uncle Bob, fuck!
Of COURSE Mommy loves Uncle Bob. He's her brother,
after all.
See Jane look at Dick.
Dick is Jane's brother too. Jane loves her brother a
lot.
See Jane talking to Dick about how brothers and sister
who love each other might want to have fun like they're
seeing on the video tape.
See Dick agree.
See Dick and Jane tearing their clothes off. They must
want to be naked like their mother and father and aunt
and uncle.
See Jane on her knees. Jane is putting Dick's cock in
her mouth.
See the grin on Dick's face. It is exactly like the
grin on Uncle Bob's face.
See Jane take her mouth off of Dick's cock. What's that
long white string going from her mouth to his cock?
Maybe that's some sperm. See Jane tasting the long
string of sperm. See Jane smile. Maybe it doesn't taste
like Tapioca pudding, but it's good anyway.
See dick lie on top of Jane. She is spreading her legs
for him. Dick is putting his prick in Jane's pussy!
Dick is fucking Jane!
Fuck Dick, fuck!
Hear Jane moan. Jane is having another orgasm. Jane
looks very, very happy.
Cum Jane, cum!
Hear Dick groan. Dick says he is cumming. Dick looks
very, very happy.
Squirt Dick, squirt!
----
See Dick.
Dick is sneaking down the hallway at night. Where is he
going?
He's going to Jane's room.
See Jane. She's waiting for Dick. She's all naked!
See Dick and Jane. They're fucking again. They must
like to fuck. It must feel very good.
Hear Dick. He is saying that he likes cumming inside
Jane's pussy better than anything else.
Hear Jane. She is saying that she loves the feel of his
hot spunk deep in her belly.
I think Dick and Jane are going to fuck every day!
----
See Jane. She looks very different than she did when we
saw her seven months ago. What is different about Jane?
See Jane's belly? It has gotten very, very big! Maybe
she has been eating way too much for dinner. Maybe Jane
has gotten fat.
That's not it at all. Jane is actually pregnant. Jane
has a little baby growing in her tummy. How did it get
there? Remember all that fucking Dick and Jane were
doing? That's how babies are made!
Dick has made a baby in his sister's tummy!
See Jane's breasts. They are all big and swollen.
That's because they're full of milk for the new baby to
drink when it is born.
See Dick. Dick is pretending to be the new baby. See
milk spurt out of Jane's nipples into Dick's mouth.
Dick is sucking Jane's nipples.
Suck Dick, suck!
----
See Dick and Jane.
See Dick and Jane's baby. Isn't it cute? It's almost a
year old. See Jane feed the baby with her dripping
breasts. The baby looks very happy.
Suck baby, suck.
See the baby sleeping now. It's all full and happy.
See Dick and Jane. They're fucking AGAIN!
It must be time to make another baby.
Fuck Dick and Jane, Fuck!
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It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with
others outside a monogamous relationship. But it isn't
okay to *HAVE* unprotected sex with people other than
a trusted partner. You only have one body per lifetime,
so take good care of it!
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